The things Salad Fingers says into the toilet and what the other Salad Fingers says to the first form at least part of a conversation when put together. When put together, it follows as:
First S.F.: Jeremy Fisher. I thought you were out fighting the great war.
Second S.F./Jeremy Fisher(?): Pardon?
First S.F.: I'd like a word with you.
Second S.F.: I don't understand. What is this?
First S.F.: I'm not one for accusations, but this one's CAST IRON. I've seen you tailgating my daughter with aspirations of deflowering her rose.
Second S.F.: No! This isn't true! You've got the wrong bloke, squire!
First S.F.: I don't make mistakes, comrade. This one's textbook.