Looney: You and your lovely wife might have been asking yourself, "Exactly what are the benefits of aluminum siding?"
Cheese: It won't chip, peel, blister, crack, flake or rust in any way.
Gil: The only maintenance you'll ever have is to wash it down twice a year with a hose.
Mouse: It affords much greater insulation, which means it cuts down on your heating bills.
Gil: I'll tell you what; only on this sale, I'll throw in a garden hose on this sale.
Mouse: Let's do some business.Tin Men is a 1987 comedy-drama from writer/director Barry Levinson that stars Richard Dreyfuss, Danny DeVito, and Barbara Hershey.The title is a slang term for aluminum siding salesmen, which both Bill "BB" Babowsky (Dreyfuss) and Ernest Tilley (DeVito) are, for different firms in 1963 Baltimore. Early in the film, BB buys a new car, only to be immediately rear-ended by Tilley as he's backing out of the lot. The two immediately get into an argument, and it eventually leads to an Escalating War between the two, which includes BB seducing Tilley's wife Nora (Hershey). The film also shows the lengths salesmen go to get a sale, which leads to a government investigation.This is the second in Levinson's Baltimore trilogy (following Diner), and like the previous film, was well received for its Seinfeldian Conversation and its performances.
— Montage of salesmen
This film contains examples of:
- Anachronism Stew: The Fine Young Cannibals are the band playing at any of the bars the characters go to. To be fair, the songs they perform ("Good Thing", "Hard as it Is", "Social Security", and "Tell Me What") at least attempt to sound period, but still.
- "Before" and "After" Pictures: One of the scams BB and Moe use is to pretend to be photographers from Life magazine who are taking pictures of a house before it installs aluminum siding. Naturally, the homeowner would rather be the house in the "after" picture...
- Benevolent Boss: Wing. Even when he has Tilley fired, he still gives him money to tide him over.
- Bonanza: Sam is obsessed with this show, or rather, obsessed with pointing out how unrealistic it is.
- The Casanova: BB is somewhere between this and a Lovable Rogue, especially when he turns his sights on Nora.Moe: (watching admiringly as BB charms Nora at their first meeting) He's got the gift.
- Ear Worm: In-Universe: Mouse plays "La Bamba" on the jukebox of every place he goes, much to Tilley's annoyance.
- Foreshadowing: BB taking notice on how well car salesmen do.
- Genre Savvy: BB. He sees the government investigators are eventually going to affect his business, so he starts looking for another option.
- Hollywood Heart Attack: Moe, though it's ultimately averted by the fact he doesn't die from it.
- Hypocrite: When Tilley first testifies at the Home Improvement Commission hearings, he points out people who sell suits at department stores, and claim the suit looks good on the customer when it doesn't, deceived customers more than tin men do, yet the government doesn't seem to be up in arms about that.
- Lovable Rogue: Most of the salesmen - especially BB - except for Tilley.
- Married to the Job: Tilley. It's part of the reason why Nora so eagerly enters into an affair with BB, as she's starved for affection.
- The Mole: Stanley
- Only Known by Their Nickname: BB; also, probably Cheese and Mouse.
- Overcomplicated Menu Order: Bagel and Sam try to get BB and Tilley to make peace with each other by taking them out to breakfast; however, BB becomes so frustrated at Tilley taking so long to order breakfast (specifically, in how the eggs are cooked) that they start up their feud again.
- Pistol-Whipping: Tilley does this to BB when he catches BB sneaking into his house. Turns out BB was looking for Nora.
- Cool and Unusual Punishment: Tilley then throws eggs and tomatoes at BB to humiliate him, and gets charged with assault as a result.
- Platonic Life Partners: BB and Moe; Tilley and Sam.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: BB gives one of these to Stanley when he finds out Stanley's The Mole.BB: You know what your big problem is, Stanley? You're lazy. You wanna find out some stuff? Did it ever occur to you to pick up a phone and develop a lead, huh? Canvas? That's what we do all the time. It doesn't occur to you, does it, Stanley? Because you're lazy. You think we did something wrong, why don't you collect you evidence in a legal manner? But you don't like that, do you? You wanna snoop around, you wanna steal some files. I mean, what is this, Elliot Ness or something?
- Running Gag: Every time BB gets a new car, something happens to it.
- Snake Oil Salesman: All of the characters are this, which is why they're under investigation.
- Spiritual Successor: As noted above, to Diner. The films even share a character, Bagel, the tin man played in both movies by Michael Tucker.
- The Tell: Discussed. Moe tells Stanley the best way to tell if a customer will be an easy sell or a hard sell is to drop a book of matches when you're trying to light a cigarette for yourself; if the customer picks up the matches for you, they're an easy sell, but if they wait for you to pick up the matches, they're a tough sell.
- Two Lines, No Waiting: Except for the feud, BB and Tilley's stories are shown separately.
- Wounded Gazelle Gambit: BB pretends to be a widower out food shopping to charm Nora when they first meet.