Film: Teenage Caveman
Robert Vaughn stars as a 26-year-old teenage caveman with styled hair who seeks to discover what is in the uncharted jungles beyond his tribe's campsite. It is against the Word (and the Word is the Law), but he breaks it anyway. Soon he discovers a strange creature that kills with its touch. We later learn that this is not a prehistoric tale, but a post-apocalyptic tale, and the strange creature is a 500-plus year old irradiated scientist in a radiation suit.For the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version, please go to the episode recap page.
- After the End: Though we don't learn this until scientist starts his post-mortem narration. Whether it's our past or our future is left ambiguous; the survivor suspects there have been several cycles of humanity destroying itself and rebuilding, and the "radiation suit" looks nothing like our culture's technology.
- Ain't No Rule: When The Black-Bearded One protests The Symbol Maker's Son making a sleeping barrow outside of the caves for him and The Fair-Haired Maiden, the Elder basically shrugs and says "There's no law that says he can't."
- Dawson Casting: Vaughn is closer to a thirtysomething caveman, to be honest.
- He was born in 1932, so he was about 26.
- Follow the Leader: The plot would be semi-recycled for Battlefield Earth.
- Nameless Narrative: Everyone is referred to by job (The Symbol Maker), relationship (The Symbol Maker's Son) or physical appearance (The Black-Bearded One, the Fair-Haired Maiden)
- Narrator All Along: The scientist gives a closing Info Dump:I and a party of 23 others were on a scientific expedition when the bombs began to fall...nuclear weapon was unleashed all over the world. Retaliation added to retaliation, until all traces of man's works had been wiped from the face of the Earth.... things that escaped the blast, some grew huge beyond all reason and formed into the dinosaurs of pre-history, or took on new shapes altogether, mad and shapen purpose. My comrades and I, half-protected by our radiation suits, found ourselves given an age far beyond the span allowed. Out of all the sprawling millions of the Earth, a handful escaped all harm through fortune or design.After the holocaust, the wisest of them set down a long list of taboos. Our laws are in the form of a religion now. It's strange to see them living the life of Cro-Magnon man and not knowing why. On occasion, we tried to contact them, but they feared us. And the radiation killed those that came too close. Now, only I'm left, and the radiation has worn away these long, long years. Now a new one thinks and wonders about the truth of the law. Perhaps man will dare to try again. I am very lonely, very, very tired. This happened a long time ago, and as you know, men did meet other men, and fire smelted metal, made explosives. The wheel turned machines and made gun barrels. The towers were built and flattened. How many times will it happen again? And if it does, will any at all survive the next time, or will it be the end?
- No Name Given: Outside of the Symbol Maker, his son and a couple of minor characters, no one is called by their designated names, on screen.
- Old Shame: Vaughn claimed this was the worst film ever made after he did it. He probably realized that was far from the truth, because he later guest-hosted a Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day introducing the film.
- Poisonous Friend: The Black-Bearded One starts the movie encouraging The Symbol Maker's Son to challenge The Law, then rats him out the moment he actually takes his advice. He spends the movie after that as a Smug Snake antagonist.
- Roger Corman: Is responsible for this.
- Stock Footage: Wouldn't be a Corman movie without it!