Culture Shock by Ruskbyte is an unfinished The Culture/Harry Potter crossover fanfic.Diziet Sma, Special Circumstances agent, and her drone Skaffen-Amtiskaw arrive on Earth in search of the human that somehow managed to access both layers of the Grid, a search that takes them to the doorstep of Number Four Privet Drive.Fast forward ten years. It is time for Harry to return to Hogwarts, a journey he is not eager to go on...
This fanfic contains examples of:
Sorting Hat: This is not some silly little game, Potter;
Sorting Hat: I have been here for a thousand years and have Sorted every single student to ever attend this school. Every. Single. Student.
"Do not presume to laud your own moral superiority over me, Potter," the Hat warned.