Famous Last Words / Doctor Who – Classic Series

Famous Last Words from the classic series of Doctor Who, which ran 1963-1989. Doctors and companions are listed on the main Whoniverse page.

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Season 1

• "They won't make fire. There won't be fire any more." Old Mother
• "Yes! She set them free. She set them free. She did this. I, Kal, killed her."
• "Keep away from me! Keep away from me! Keep away from me! Keep away from me! Keep away from me!" Dalek Sentry
• "Take these things." Temmosus
• "Help. Cannot control. Cannot control. Help me. Help me. Help! Help! Help! Help! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!" Dalek in Section 3
• "There's no point in trying to cross the lake, you think?" Elyon
• "It's too smooth!" Antodus
• "STOP... OUR POWER... FROM WASTING... OR IT WILL BE... THE END... OF THE... DALEKS!!!" The Dalek Leader
• "So, the mighty War Lord is awake!" Acomat

• "The War Lord Tegana." Kuiju

• "No, you overestimated yourself." Tegena
• "For the sake of all my people, I hope you succeed." Arbitan
• "Kill her! Kill her!" Morpho Brain
• "Quickly, the darkness! The whispering will start." Darrius
• "I'm going out the back way." Vasor
• "All right, I'll tell you everything. I'm not in this alone. They made me do it. I'll tell you—" Aydan
• "She will have told them of her father's death, of course, but it doesn't matter. The machine's power will spread through the planet. There is no escape now except for us. I will bring them back with this." Yartek
• "You have denied me honour!" The First Victim
• "He has betrayed us. Ian and the girl have gone." Ixta
• "May victory always rest upon your shoulders." The Perfect Victim

Season 2

• "Vrestin! Hrostar! The Zarbi!." Hrhoonda
• "Yes, I'm ready." Hrostar
• "You have not the power. Power! Master them! Master theeeem!" The Animus
• "I've heard nothing." Reynier de Marun
• "I took her to El Akir." Luigi Ferrigo
• "Now I shall show you how I deal with those who do not obey me!" El Akir

• "Susan, don't look this way. It'll be nasty." The Robot Doctor

Season 3

• "The Earth people! We can catch them!" Maaga

• "You cannot kill me!" Mavic Chen
• "I see. Was Bondeaux caught?" The Abbot of Amboise

• "I will, next time." Johnny Ringo

Season 4

• "Avery's curse on you, you black villain." Joseph Longfoot
• "Captain. Captain. I beg thee. No! No! No! Ahh!" Jamaica
• "The rope will make more mark on your fine skin." Jacob Kewper
• "Not from such a black pig as ye." Cherub
• "Here's an end to ye, sawbones, damn your eyes." Captain Samuel Pike
• "Who is that? Who the heck are you?" American sergeant
• "Hey, sir, what's going on?" Tito
• "Fuel's gone!" "Bluey" Schultz
• "Hello Snowcap! Hello Snowcap, fuel's gone! Can't get back in! Any ideas?!" Glyn Williams
• "Do not resist. Give me that weapon." Unnamed Cyberman
• "No, that is one of the weaknesses that we have removed." Krail
• "The only person I gave a care about in this whole world, and you killed him. So now I'm going to kill you and I'll start on you, Doctor." General Cutler
• "Records, Krang." Jarl
• "The humans are behind the door. Let the gas do its work." Regos Krang
• "Report to me as soon as you are ready. We must have time to evacuate." Gern
• "Resistance is useless. Drop your weapons." Shav

• "I will not be intimidated" Hensell
• "Don't be a fool." Janley
• "Ah, but you wouldn't kill me. I gave you life." Lesterson
• "I'm still the governor, and you will. Valmar!" Bragen

• "No! No! You cannot do this to me! No! No! No!" Zaroff

• "Nine, ten! Fire!" The Cyber-Leader
• "Keep away. Don't touch me. I'll obey." The Controller
• "Jamie? Jamie? Jamie? Ah!" Medok
• "No! No! Don't let him. No!" Macra Control
• "They won't escape me." Chameleon Jenkins
• "Have the Chameleon aircraft in sight. Am following at ten thousand feet, heading due south." R.A.F. Pilot
• "You traitor!" Chameleon Pinto
• "You fools, how can you trust him?" The Director
• "Look out!" Chameleon Jamie

• "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Kemel
• "No time for me." Edward Waterfield
• "The Daleks must not, cannot be destroyed. The race will survive! The Daleks will live and rule forever!" Theodore Maxtible
• "Danger! This is your Emperor speaking! There is danger here! Obey me! Do not fight in here! Do not fight in here! I said, obey! Obey! Daleks, obey me! Your Emperor is ordering you! Do not fight in here! Do not fight in here! Obey! I am your Emperor! Daleks, obey me! Obey! Obey! Obey! You will be exterminated! All exterminated! Annihilated! We will all be exterminated! Annihilated! The Dalek race will die out completely! Obey your Emperor! Obey! OBEY!" The Dalek Emperor

Season 5

• "Okay, go ahead." Haydon
• "No!" Viner
• "No, I have a better idea. Much better idea. I shall leave you to the Cybermen. I'm sure they'll have some use for you. Or parts of you." Eric Klieg
• "No." Kaftan
• "We must survive! We must survive!" The Cyber-Controller
• "They shall never pass Toberman. The door is closed." Mr. Toberman

• "What we need is someone like Penley, or that Doctor. Somebody who can think. Not with a machine. And what good's your precious computer done anyway? Nothing! Nothing but trouble! And it's time somebody put a stop to it." Walters
• "But, but, but I want to help you!" Storr
• "It was not power in the engines, Zondal. It was heat. The heat from the Ioniser." Varga

• "I really did try." Fedorin
• "If you'll forgive me, I'm really rather hungry." Alexander Denes
• "I can only die once. And someone's beaten you to it." Fariah Neguib

• "Promise you'll bring them to the surface. Swear it... You've got to swear it..." Swann
• "Well, if I'm going to die, Salamander, you'll die with me!" Giles Kent
• "And now I'm going to kill you." Ramón Salamander
• "Travers? Travers, is that you? I am not frightened by your stupid tricks. Travers? I know it's you, I'm not a fool!" Julius Silverstein

• "Doctor, listen carefully. They're going to poison the air supply. Do you understand, poison the air supply?" Gemma Corwyn
• "I lifted the force field. You'd better replace it." Jarvis Bennett

Season 6

• "Impossible, countdown has started!" Toba
• "OBEEEEY!!!" Rago
• "You want to hold me, get onto the police. See 'ya." Truck driver
• "What the heck?" Policeman
• "It's too late, Sergeant. I'm getting out!" Perkins
• "No, Mister Vaughn, I can. Given a little time, I'm sure I can!" Mark Gregory
• "Vaughn! They've taken over! The Cybermen, they won't obey! They've killed the... They're coming after us. Vaughn, what have you done to us? What have you done?" Packer
• "Opposition is useless. The Cybermen will—" The Cyber-Planner
• "Well let's not waste time, then." Tobias Vaughn

• "Every world has been heard on Earth." Fewsham
• "You have failed us, Slaar! We shall all die! We're being drawn into the orbit of the sun!" Ice Warrior Grand Marshall
• "Kill him!" Slaar

• "Then we'll all die together!" Maurice Caven
• "I've posted sentries all around. If they should send in any troops, our outposts will warn us." Harper
• "Very well, if you prefer to die that's your affair!" von Weich
• "You must send help now!" General Smythe
• "Emergency alarm!" Security Chief
• "He wanted to stop the war games! He tried—" The War Chief
• "No, no, no, no!" The War Lord

Season 7

• "Watch out!" Corporal Forbes
• "Yes, his name's Channing. Now, he seemed to have some sort of mental hold over George, almost as if he was hypnotised." John Ransome
• "If I destroy this, I destroy all of you!" George Hibbert
• "What sort of foolery is this?" Auton Scobie
• "No one can destroy the Nestenes!" Channing

• "I am the leader! I have decided!" Okdel

• "Don't worry about it. It doesn't look too serious." Harry Slocum (as himself)
• "Yes..." Harry Slocum

• "No, everything's very quiet up here." John Bromley (as himself)
• "Yes, yes. Check all the other systems." Director Stahlman (as himself)
• "Leave me be!" Platoon Under-Leader Benton (as himself)
• "Two...three..." The Brigade Leader
• "Go on, Doctor! Go now!" Section Leader Elisabeth Shaw
• "Go on, Doctor! Get on with it!" Alternate Greg Sutton
• "GREG!" Alternate Dr. Petra Williams
• "No! RAAAAAAAAAAH!" Eric Stahlman (as himself)

Season 8

• "It's moving." George Mc Dermott
• "Alright." Goodge
• "It's beyond me." John Farrel

• "Oh, you stupid quack!" Professor Winser
• "I don't need any help. I'll be with you in a moment." George Hardiman
• "Your sacrifice was pointless, Time Lord. You are joined with us forever in this loop of time. Our fate is yours." Axos

• "There you are. What did I tell you? I'm not daft!" Gilbert Horner

• "No, no! A friend! I'm a friend!" Bert the Landlord

• "This action does not relate! There is no data! It does not relate! Go! Leave me! All of you!" Azal

Season 9

• "No, check your source at control point—" The Manager
• "Anat, look out!" Boaz
• "Who knows? I may have helped to exterminate you." The Controller
• "Oh, no, not this time. This time it's going to be different." Shura

• "I wanted to save our world. To preserve the old ways. Perhaps I was wrong, Peladon. I hope so. The future you set so much store by is yours now." Hepesh

• "This device is causing the power to overload!" Sea Devil Chief
• "Earth Government is prepared to concede if you will only let me finish!" The Administrator
• "You said he was an enemy of our people." Vorn
• "Silence!" Varan
• "Good lad, Cotton. Good..." Stubbs
• "It's overloading!" Jaeger
• "Doctor! You've destroyed my dreams! I'll destroy you!" The Marshal of Solos
• "No!" Dr. Charles Percival
• "Not quite! The game is just beginning. A pity you will not live to see the end." Krasis
• "Stay back!" Hippias
• "There's so little time. So little. I tell you the vision of a dying man. Atlantis was doomed. You are a true philosopher. The world must be, must be saved. And you are the one to do it. The only one. Who'd have thought it? My lovely Galleia." Dalios
• "Silence!" Crito
• "Oh, you! Seize him! Seize him!" Galleia

Season 10

• "Commands? You command me? This is my world! I command! And you pester me with trinkets!" Omega

• "Get in!" Marat
• "It's back this way." Vaber
• "He ordered an immediate report." Wester
• "It has not been possible! We have been unable to use the bacteria bomb!" Dalek Leader
• "Preparations will begin at once to free our army from the ice! We have been delayed, not defeated! The Daleks are never defeated!" The Supreme Dalek

• "Get out! You have two minutes!" Jocelyn Stevens
• "Who would have thought it would come to this? Stevens, my friend, my sentimental friend. my FRRRIIIEEEE-" B.O.S.S.

Season 11

• "By your dawn I shall be seven hundred million miles from here. Can I be concerned with the fate of primitives?" Jingo Linx
• "So, destroy my castle by sorcery, would you, Toadface? Well, Irongron's magic is too strong for you!" Irongron

• "Congratulations, Doctor. You're just in time to be present at the most important moment in the world's history." Charles Grover
• "No! He's reversed the polarity!" Professor Whitaker

• "It's already done. It's an order. Peter will take command." Stewart
• "One charge is enough to damage the beacon! This one we keep!" Dan Galloway
• "Do not be afraid. Do not be afraid. It is trickery! There is nothing to fear." Vega Nexos

• "Now that's enough!" Azaxyr
• "Help me! Help me! Help me, Doctor!" Eckersley
• "From beyond the stars. Could it be a meteorite? Oh, it's beautiful. A gemstone. A blue jewel." Herbert Clegg
• "Didn't they give you one at the main gate, sir?" UNIT soldier
• "I'm afraid this old body has had it, Miss Smith." K'anpo Rimpoche
• "Dear friends, please don't. Please don't..." Cho Je, before merging with K'anpo Rimpoche
• "A spider that I could easily crush underfoot without a second thought! A spider!" Rex Lupton
• "I hurt! Help me! I am burning! My brain is on fire! Help me!" The Great One

Season 12

• "No, no, he was only telling-" J.P. Kettlewell
• "Please, Commander, stay back! Please! Don't force me to-" Libri

• "That's my job." Rogin
• "Goodbye, Vira." Noah
• "You won't get me. You won't torture me again." Roth
• "To... to die." The Prisoner
• "Please! Please!" Vural
• "I shall kill you all now, but first I have more important tasks to perform." Styre
• "They're coming this way. I'm going. Come on." Gerrill
• "No! No!" Ronson
• "You are insane, Davros." Gharman
• "Stop this, Davros. You must stop them!" Kravos
• "Yes, Davros." Nyder
• "For the last time, I am your creator! You must — You will obey me!!!" Davros. He Got Better.
• "I know it's impossible, but it's happened. The information's right here on the electronic register." Warner
• "We've got about five minutes." Lester
• "Look out!" Kellman
• "It's coming towards us! It's set on a collision course!" Magrik
• "My Skystriker, my glory!" Vorus
• "There's a missile on our port bow." Cyberman
• "Engage full thrust! Deploy—" Cyber-Leader

Season 13

• "It suddenly came at us. Smashed the rig to pieces." Monro
• "Well, the English soldier reckoned they were being bugged, and sure enough I think I've found it, though how on Earth anybody could have fixed this here?" Angus Mac Ranald

• "The Skarasen will destroy you all!" Broton

• "I've come too far to turn back now." Marcus Scarman
  • "I'm free! Free at last!" Whatever was left of Marcus Scarman
• "And remember to tell Doctor Warlock what I said, sir." Collins
• "Master, spare me. Spare me. I am a true servant of the great Sutekh." Ibrahim Namin
• "No, no, no! Laurence! Laurence! No!" Dr. Warlock
• "Professor Scarman!" Ernie Clements
• "Marcus, please." Laurence Scarman
• "I'm free! Free at last..." Marcus Scarman
• "No!" Sutekh

• "You not kill girl. Condo kill you!"
• "No!" Kelia
• "I've done it. Morbius, I've done it. (coughs) You will live. You will(cough)... You will live again." Mehendri Solon
• "Back. To. The. Beginning!" Morbius
• "Derek!" Charles Winlett
• "Charles?" Derek Moberley
• "Hello, main base. Hello, main base. Can you hear me, over?" John Stevenson
• "You're as bad as Chase and the others. You want me to die! You want me to die! You want me to die!" Arnold Keeler
• "We'll see." Richard Dunbar
• "Scorby, he's ill! Leave him alone." Hargreaves
• "Here, do your best. I'll go and see if I can get some more timber." Sgt. Henderson
• "Oh, yeah. Well done, Doctor. Why are you bothering? It's obvious your army friends have scarpered. I'd have done the same if I'd been out there. We're as dead as mutton, you realise? R.I.P. It's ridiculous, isn't it." Scorby
• "You and your kind are nothing but parasites. You're dependant upon us for the air you breathe and the food you eat. We have only one use for you." Harrison Chase

Season 14

• "Hieronymous! You traitor!" Count Federico

• "No. Get back. Get away from me!" Chub
• "So can I." Cass
• "Stinking murderer!" Borg
• "You filthy, disgusting man and animal." Zilda
• "Goodbye, my friend!" D84
• "Not me, you fool! Him! I am your master! Taren Capel!" Taren Capel!
• "Kill the... kill the... kill the... kill the..." SV7

• "This is mutiny, Sin!" Magnus Greel

Season 15

• "We die for the glory of our race. Long live the Rutan empire!" The Rutan Host

• "Do you think a metal barrier can contain the Swarm?" The Nucleus

• "This is an abominable crime!" Hade

• "The Castellan will have me shot, sir." The Presidential bodyguard
• "Yes." Time Lord rebels
• "They need you, go!" Ablif
• "No, Chancellor, forward." Stor's aide
• "If we cannot control the power of the Time Lords, then we shall destroy it. Goodbye, Doctor." Stor

Season 16: The Key to Time

• "All but one of us! Sholakh. Sholakh? Sholakh! To me! To me! Charge! Onwards! Onwards! Push their attack back! Onwards! Onwards!" Graff Vynda-K

• "I shall be free from you, you hag!" The Captain

• "If you let them do this to me, Doctor, you'll never find what you're looking for." Cessair of Diplos
• "My lord! My lord!" Madam Lamia

• "Then kill me, but you're not going to kill the others!" Dugeen
• "Master, hear thy servant Ranquin. Great Kroll, defender and saviour of the People of the Lakes, let not thy wrath fall upon thy true servants. Great One, we ask only that the dryfoots and their abominations be crushed by thy mighty power! Master, this is thy servant!" Ranquin
• "I said shut up!" Thawn
• "Sire, I have failed. The Doctor has accomplished his purpose. He has the Key to Time. Sire, I have failed..." The Shadow

Season 17

• "No, not that switch!" Fyodor Nikolai Kerensky
• "What are the Jagaroth?" Countess Scarlioni
• "No, Herman, no! It's me!" Twelfth Scaroth (Count Carlos Scarlioni)

Season 18

• "Romana!" Lexa

• "Maybe it's this one." General Grugger
• "Fool! Stop!" Meglos
• "Tell Dexeter we've come full circle." Draith

• "Help, Nyssa!" Tremas
• "So, a new body... at last!" The 14th Master
• "No!" Aunt Vanessa
• "I've done what I can, with the Registry in ruins. We must now realign the aerial, beam the programme out to space. There is a CVE close by we might still be able to re-open." The Monitor

Season 19

• "You are not the Portreeve. I believe the visitor." Ruther
• "You made us, man of evil, but now we are free!" Shardovan
• "Goodbye, Doctor." Mergrave

• "Sir." Latoni
• "Is that you, Snyder?" Baines
• "Keep trying." Snyder
• "Look, Sarge. What sort of weapon can do that to a person?" Carter
• "Just take my word for it. They're here all right and they don't look—Argh!" Mitchell
• "You're all dead. Why don't you surrender?" Ringway
• "Nyssa, get back!" Professor Kyle
• "But you will not enjoy the victory. I shall now kill you, Doctor." The Cyber-Leader

Season 20

• "Impulse laser?" Talor
• "No!" Hedin
• "Farewell, Doctor." Omega (Ian Collier)

• "The King... Doctor... seek..." Sir Geoffrey de Lacy

The Five Doctors

From "The Five Doctors":

• "Exterminate! Under attack! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!" The Dalek
• "What? No, not the mind probe." The Castellan
• "You show me the safe route, or I shall destroy you." Cyber-Leader
• "No. No!" Borusa

Season 21

• "Commence ignition, Scibus!" Icthar
• "He did it!" Commander Vorshak

• "Go, and that's an order." Brazen
• "Get out of here!" Galloway
• "Stay away!" Osborn
• "It's dead." Colonel David Archer
• "Come on, lad. Nothing to worry about. It's only Sergeant Calder. Colonel's gone for an ambulance. Then you'll be all right." Sergeant Calder
• "They're bypassing the door mechanism." Zena
• "That's it." Dr. Styles
• "No!" Professor Laird
• "The prisoner is certainly important. The one on the left is Stien, a member of Lytton's Special Guard. He wouldn't be assigned to escort duties otherwise." Kiston
• "They're Dalek Troopers." Lt. Mercer
• "Davros' Daleks?" Duplicate Calder
• "Behind you!" Duplicate Archer
• "Hello, boys. Just in time for the fun." Duplicate Stien
• "The Daleks will triumph! We cannot fail! The Daleks' true destiny is to rule the universe!" The Black Dalek
• "You will never understand, Amyand. Logar is everywhere. He cares for the faithful." Timanov
• "Thank you, Morgus. I cannot say how much I appreciate this." The President
• "Come on, keep moving. It won't fire at the belt plate." Salateen
• "Jek! Jek!" General Chellak
• "Yeah, well, we ain't getting our heads blown off by Jek's dummies, or boiled in that mud. Not for twenty tons, we ain't." Krelper
• "You take one more step and we shoot." Morgus
• "Sounds like a motor. This way." Stotz
• "Salateen... hold me!" Sharaz Jek
• "No, not that. Please, shoot me!" The Prisoner
• "Childish threats are best left to children, Noma." Drak
• "What are you doing?" Mestor
• "My only regret is leaving Jaconda. Gave me a good life. Many great moments. One of the best, my friend, was that time by the fountain." Azmael

Season 22

• "Right, check." Joe Payne
• "No!" Vincent Russell
• "I will not!" Flast
• "Very well, take her outside." The Cyber-Leader
• "Ready?" Eregous Bates
• "We made it!" Lintus Stratton
• "Let's get aboard the ship before we open the champagne." Charles Windsor Griffiths
• "Flast? But we thought she was dead." Varne
• "Please, Doctor. Kill me." Gustave Lytton
• "It brought you back for your friend and it will cost you your life." The Cyber-Controller
• "We must go." Rondel
• "This is no time for revenge. Kill them quickly!" The Chief Officer
• "Proceed!" Quillam
• "Operate the defence." Technician
• "Professor!" Scientist
• "You are English? Quién está?" Doña Arana
• "Yes, sir." Varl
• "My space craft." Stike
• "Please, take care of my beautiful moths." Oscar Botcherby
• "The blood is warm and salt, Time Lord. I know how near you are." Shockeye
• "There's been enough killing, Chessene, and it's my fault. I took an Androgum, a lowly, unthinking creature of instinct, and tried to set her among the gods." Joinson Dastari
• "Stop!" Chessene
• "Let's go. Good luck." Aram
• "No, Maylin, you can't do this. Please!" Gazak
• "No, you're making a big mistake. No, I won't go!" Tyheer
• "What, what's happening? Where's the Borad?" Renis

• "Oh, oh please, Borad, believe me. I am not a spy." Kendron
• "You will not destroy my people. I am the Maylin now. I will not let you." Tekker
• "No. You've tricked me!" The Borad's Clone
• "Destroy it! Smash the mirror!" The Borad
• "The Great... Healer. I'm a product of his... experimentation!" The Mutant
• "It is vital that the Daleks are supreme in all things!" Arthur Stengos
• "No!" Vogel
• "What... what have you done? She's killed me. She's killed me. Jobel"
• "Oh, why did I do it?" Tasambeker
• "If only we had a grenade, we could deal with... it's gone. It can't be far. We would have heard it leave, wouldn't we?" Grigory
• "Let's get out of here." Natasha Stengos
• "You fool, you imbecile. I thought you were a man of honour. Now we both die. Satisfied?" Madame Kara
• "Yee-ha! Woo!" The DJ
• "You've done it, master. You've killed him." Bostock
• "No more words." Orcini

Season 23: "The Trial of a Time Lord"

• "I am Katryca! Queen of the-" Katryca

• "Protect me! I am your lord and master!" Kiv

• "Then you must also be aware that I mean you no harm." Professor Lasky

Season 24

• "I'm sure Beyus did not mean to appear insolent. He would never do that." Sarn
• "I obey the orders of Beyus." Lanisha
• "You've rarely questioned my actions before. This is the not the time to begin." Beyus
• "No, I can't see anything." Tabby
• "Fibbing now, is it? I hate little fibbers." Tilda
• "Oh, do you? And suppose I won't give it to you?" Chief Caretaker
• "I... I think we ought to hurry, Great Architect. Please, let's hurry." Pex
• "There was nothing wrong with it when I built it, unless unless humanoid creatures have damaged it." Kroagnon
• "Get away. Take this with you!" Chima
• "Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you, sir. Thank you, thank you, gentlemen. Thank you, thank you, thank you." The Toll Master

• "Bye!" Murray

• "No. No, it shall not be!" Kane

Season 25

• "No." Headmaster H. Parson
• "Now! Run!" Ratcliffe
• "Just stay there." Mike Smith
• "But it says—" Daphne
• "There is no escape." Harold V
• "Other side." Silas P
• "I have to bow, however reluctantly, to your logic, which leaves me only one alternative." The Kandyman

• "Come on. Come on! Come on!" Bellboy
• "I'm afraid you've really done it this time, old boy. Mags!" Captain Cook
• "No!" The Ringmaster
• "Please, more acts are on the way, I promise you!" Morgana
• "Yes, and I shall get my reward. Last chance, Deadbeat. Did you really believed in all that talk of peace and love?" The Chief Clown
• "You know, when I was on the planet Periboea, I met someone who walks around when he was already dead. I must say, as an experience I'd say it was very over—RATEEEEED." Zombie Cook

Season 26

• "Stay back or I'll shoot!" Françoise Lavel
• "We shall make honour our standard. Put down your guns, draw your swords. Good steel will be our conscience. Do them honour. Kill them all." Knight Commander
• "Pitiful. Can this world do no better than you as their champion?" The Destroyer

• "Go away! Get away from here! Get away from here!" Stuart
• "Right, lads. Sorry I'm late. Had a wee accident, but everything's all right now. Right, come on then, let's get things moving. Let's start showing a bit of sweat." Sgt. Paterson
• "Waiting on the Sarge? He's been held up. He asked me to have a little chat with you. I learned a secret today. The secret of success. Thought I'd share it with you." Midge
• "Good hunting, sister." Karra

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