Drinkinggame / Ranger's Apprentice

• Take a drink every time Will corrects someone about his mandolin.
• Take a drink every time Halt makes a sarcastic joke.
  • Take two if it's about putting honey in your coffee.
  • Down the whole thing if it's directed at Crowley.
  • Enjoy the alcohol poisoning!
• Take a drink every time Horace doesn't get the joke.
• Take two every time Halt intimidates someone.
  • Finish it if he's pulling rank.
• Take a drink every time Evanlyn is an insufferable brat.
  • Or Alyss, for that matter. If you're reading Book 10, better call a hospital.
  • Or Maddy.
  • Take a shot every time Evanlyn shows genuine humility and appreciation for someone else (do not do this with Book 3 unless you have a death wish).
• Take a drink every time a character makes fun of apprentices.
• Take a drink every time a Skandian goes berserker.
• Take a drink every time Halt "bends" the rules.
• Take a drink every time a Ranger pulls a Stealth Hi/Bye.
  • Take two if he uses it to frighten superstitious people.
• Take a drink every time Horace has a Let's Get Dangerous! moment.
• Take a drink every time a Ranger shows off their Improbable Aiming Skills.
  • Two if it's Will.
• Choose one major character, and take a shot every time they snark. Any more than that, and not even Malcolm will be able to save you from liver failure.
• Take a drink every time Will's Motor Mouth pops up.
• Take a drink every time Duncan is a Reasonable Authority Figure.
  • Take two every time some other ruler is a Reasonable Authority Figure (national rulers only, or you'll get drunk on Arald and Selethen).
• Take a drink every time a villain is a Bad Boss.
• Take a drink every time Flanagan uses the phrase "truth be told" or "as a matter of fact."
• Take a drink every time Horace shows off his skill with the sword.
  • Two drinks if it's Gilan.