Drinking Game / Little Princess

• Take a sip whenever:
  • Someone says, "Oh dear".
  • The Princess or Maid screams.
  • The narrator says, "You look [emotion]."
  • The Princess tells Blatant Lies or gives herself away by looking awkward when she lies.
  • The General's crush on the Maid pops up.
  • The Chef boasts about his cooking, says, "I cannot have ____ in my kitchen", shoos someone out of the kitchen, or calls Puss "Bad cat".
  • The Princess and Prime Minister race on tricycles.
  • The Maid is a Neat Freak.
  • The Queen's Sweet Tooth crops up.
  • The King takes a nap.
  • The Princess says, "La la la la la."
  • The Princess does a Happy Dance.
  • The potty shows up.
  • The King falls asleep.
  • The Princess is referred to as "Sweetheart" or "Poppet" by one of her parents.
  • The "nighty-nighty, sleep tight-y" phrase is said.
  • The rooster crows in the morning.
  • The owl hoots, "Hoo-hoo. Hoo-hoo." when the scene cuts to night.
  • The narrator describes the weather as "peaceful".
  • The narrator makes a guess about the Princess (like "The Princess must be outside") and he's right.
  • The narrator disapproves of what the Princess is doing.
  • The Princess says, "Don't tell" to the narrator.
  • One of the pets makes a scheme.
  • Puss pranks Scruff.
  • One of the pets is wrongly blamed for something.
  • The mice or rabbits show up.
  • The Princess angrily yells the episode title.
  • The Admiral says something nautical or does his Signature Laugh.
  • Someone plays croquet.
• Take two sips whenever:
  • As a response to the narrator saying, "You look [emotion]," the Princess replies, "I am."
  • Someone besides the Princess tells a blatant or incompetent lie.
  • The Maid, Queen, or Gardener acts in a goofy, childish, or irrational way.
  • The Maid actually humours the General when he's crushing on her.
  • Any of these characters show up: Great-Auntie, Auntie, the Princess's baby cousin, Algie, Great-Uncle Walter, Claptrap, or the Inventor.
  • Someone besides the Princess does a happy dance.
  • The rooster appears but he doesn't crow, or the owl appears but he doesn't hoot.
  • The narrator makes a guess about the Princess's activities or whereabouts that turns out to be wrong.
  • A mouse blows a raspberry, or a rabbit steals.
  • The episode opens in the evening or on a non-sunny day.
  • The Princess says the episode title not out of anger.
  • One of the pets behaves unlike their species.