Take a shot whenever Edd says something scientific. 2 if you understand it. And take 3 shots whenever he makes a outlandish contraption, and take another shot if it's made out of garbage. If you choose to follow this rule, then God have mercy on your soul.
One sip for every "gay moment" you see. Have an ambulance on standby.
Have a sip every time someone says the word "Up" in "They Call Him Mr. Ed". Have an ambulance by your sidenote Because this is 71 sips we're talking about here. (If you're doing this with the "down" one listed below, switch the later's rules to a sip.)
Take two sips/a shot every time someone says "Down" in the same episode. (Have an ambulance on standby for the latter option! If doing this with the "up" one, switch it to a sip.)
Take a drink for every time "bro" or "brother" is mentioned in "An Ed Is Born."