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Alex Stewart, S-Tier Villain
Alias: Superior (former hero name), Alex Sterling (current)
- Affably Evil: When they're off the clock, Alex is a fairly chill and likable individual.
- Ambiguous Gender
- Dark and Troubled Past: Completely averted for Alex, who had a great childhood with loving parents, and was popular in school for being a superhero.Morgan: Then why did you become a villain?Alex: Bloodlust.
- Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Alex is in love with Morgan, and seems to love their parents.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Alex dislikes the idea of killing civilians. They say it's because it's beneath them, but Morgan suspects otherwise.
- FaceāHeel Turn: As a teenager, Alex was a superhero, before they became a bad guy for reasons unknown. They now regard it as an embarrassing high school phase everyone goes through.
- Hero Killer: Alex has killed many, many superheroes in their time.
Morgan Sterling, D-Tier Villain
Alias: Generator
- Affably Evil: Morgan's basically just a friendly neighbor who happens to have an affinity for planning heists.
- Ambiguous Gender
- Benevolent Boss: Morgan gets on well with their minions, at one point requesting Alex's help with a heist because the minion they tasked with helping them requested the day off to go to his daughter's piano recital.
- Complexity Addiction: Morgan delights in spending months or even years planning elaborate heists, even though their BFF can easily walk in, kill whoever's in the way, take the thing, and leave in less than five minutes. In fact, they get genuinely irritated when Alex keeps offering to do this, saying it's "boring."
- Felony Misdemeanor: Morgan should, by most standards, be an E-tier villain, since even a powerless cop can usually handle them with very little trouble. So what bumped them up to the D-tier? They're a landlord.
- The Unfavorite: Morgan is very clearly their parents' least favorite child, though whether that's due to their disappointing powers or their rejection of their parents' plans for them in favor of villainy is unclear.
- What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?: Morgan's power is that they can teleport people... once a month. And they can only teleport people to them, not anywhere they decide. Oh, and their clothes don't come with them.
Barnaby, D-Tier Hero & Kotetsu
Alias: Saint Bernard & Kotetsu
Ohio James, F-Tier Hero
Alias: N/A
- Captain Ersatz: One for Indiana Jones
Chad Sterling, A-Tier Hero
Alias: The Chadster
- Hidden Depths: Chad is a idiot who won't believe Morgan genuinely wants to be a villain, but he also reads to kids at the library, donates most of his paycheck to charity, and has a pet senior dog named Pebbly, who has three legs, one eye, is partially deaf, has a bad case of arthritis in her hips, is developing a cataract, was recently stung by a bee, and wagged her tail so hard she broke it.
Toaster, C-Tier Hero
Alias: N/A
- Forced Transformation: Was turned into a toaster by a glam-rock witch in the 80s and doesn't remember life from before then.
Johnathan, B-Tier Anti-Hero
Alias: Skull Mug
- Forced Transformation: For a few months, he was killed and turned into a sentient skull mug (hence the alias) by Alex Stewart (S-Tier).