''It's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat!"
The baby of the gang, spoiled, naive Rachel enters the series in the first episode in her wedding dress, running away from her own big day. She moves in with Monica, gets a menial job serving coffee, soon learns a little bit more about grownup life and ends up dating Ross off and on (and off and on and off and on and...).
All Guys Want Cheerleaders: Rachel claimed that she had never failed to score when wearing her cheerleader uniform, leading to her donning it at a party in a desperate attempt to win the attention of Joshua in "The One With The Fake Party". It practically succeeds.
Book Dumb: She doesn't know the plot of Wuthering Heights or who was the enemy in World War One (though neither did some of the others). She even actually believes Phoebe when she sarcastically says that the plot of Jane Eyre involves cyborgs. She didn't seem to have any trouble with Little Women though.
Cannot Spit It Out: Happens to her often when she likes someone. With Ross in season 2 (subverted in the first episode of season 5), with Joshua in season 4, and with Joey in season 9.
Gold Digger: In her back story. Subverted as she couldn't bring herself to marry Barry and left him at the altar in the pilot episode. She does however encourage Monica to date billionaire Pete Becker despite not loving him and gets very excited about having a 'money-themed' wedding.
Has a Type: Rachel has a thing for doctors in the earliest seasons. The show brings up and then hastily backs away from the revelation that her father is a doctor. Eventually, she ends up with Ross, who's Not That Kind of Doctor.
Hypocrite: She dumps Ross for sleeping with someone else while they were on her poorly defined 'break', (which he fairly enough thought was a break up). When he gets a new girlfriend, she kisses him and tries to have sex with him.
It's All About Me: She's pretty self-absorbed. Examples include stealing Monica and Chandler's engagement night, subjecting her friends to rants about her come-and-go feelings for Ross and planning to gatecrash Ross's wedding despite the pain it will cause him.
Karma Houdini: Rachel is known for coming out on top even though she had pulled some nefarious deeds. The main victims of this were Ross and Phoebe. That's not to say karma doesn't get to her every now and then.
And then evoked in-verse, as she's two weeks overdue, and spends nearly 24 consecutive hours in labor.
Lovable Alpha Bitch: She was The Cheerleader in high school, and had several former classmates show up and mention just how horrible she was, but was friends with the unpopular Monica. She still retains some traits of this as an adult.
Love Makes You Dumb: Although it wasn't really love, just attraction, but Rachel totally makes a fool of herself when she has a crush on Joshua in season 4.
Love Revelation Epiphany: With Ross, who she only began to fall in love with after hearing secondhand that he loved her. When she goes to meet him at the airport upon his return from China, she comes face-to-face with his new girlfriend.
Ms. Fanservice: In early seasons her nipples are visible through her shirt and she gets naked in the apartment the night before she and Ross go to Las Vegas (which Ross mistakes for a come-on), as well as being accidentally interrupted in the shower by Chandler.
A couple episodes after the break-up, she actually goes on a date with Mark - the guy that Ross was constantly jealous of and certain was trying to get with Rachel. And of course, Rachel even tells Mark that she's only dating him to get back at Ross.
White Sheep: Though she's no saint, Rachel at least has several redeeming features compared to her parents and sisters, a lot of it coming from the Character Development she went through making it on her own over the course of the show. Lampshaded with her sister Jill, who was just as spoiled and vain as Rachel was in the beginning, she was similarly cut off by their father and told to go learn something from "the one daughter he's proud of."
Yaoi Fangirl: In one episode when she reveals that she had a sexual fantasy dream involving a threesome with Chandler and Joey, she notes that at some of the points, she was merely a spectator watching the two of them getting busy.
Chandler: "It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything."
Monica: "Oh my God! You don't know me at all!"
The much-needed Team Mom of the gang, Monica can be somewhat neurotic and obsessive, but puts it all to good use in her job as a chef and keeping the gang fed. She was fat in high school, which is still a source of shame for her and struggles with her parents Parental Favouritism of Ross. She eventually falls in love with Chandler and the two build the stable relationship of the show.
Adorkable: When it comes to cleaning. Or her label maker. Or making lists.
Big Eater: She was shown to be like this as a child, most likely related to her numerous compulsive tendencies. Her parents were even once shown asking her to eat excess Thanksgiving leftovers when they ran out of space in the fridge and the show presented this as a typical request.
Bridezilla: And at Phoebe's wedding, Maid-of-Honor-zilla.
Cute Bruiser: Monica is the shortest of the main characters but she's very strong and tough.
Dating What Daddy Hates: Her parents dislike Chandler initially because they think he smoked pot (actually Ross did). They warm up to him though and thank him for 'taking on Monica'. They also disapprove of her relationship with Richard, not because they don't like him (he's their best friend), they just don't like him with their daughter.
Feminine Women Can Cook: Inverted. Monica is a professional chef, but she - especially post-Flanderization — is feisty, loud, competitive and downright domineering, especially with Chandler. By the last seasons she was probably the least feminine of the girls. In The One With Rachel's Sister Monica bought a different set of wedding china than the ones Chandler picked out, because in her words, the ones Chandler picked out were "too feminine."
Hypocritical Heartwarming: A pretty common theme about her relationship with Chandler, as she could be pretty domineering with him, but was fiercely loyal the instant anyone else bothered him. Best seen while getting their photos for their wedding announcement and Chandler is failing miserably.
Monica: This photo is supposed to say "Gellar and Bing to be Married," not "Local Woman Saves Drowning Moron."
Monica: (After photographer laughs.) Don't laugh at him, he's my drowning moron!
Informed Judaism: The Gellers' religious affiliation isn't clear until season 7, when Ross appears as the Holiday Armadillo, and then the only other mention is three seasons later, when Chandler has to remind Monica she can't be a minister because she's Jewish. Considering the care she gives to decorating the Christmas tree, we might not have known.
Word of God has said in the past that Jack Geller is Jewish, whilst Judy is not.
May-December Romance: The big conflict of Monica's relationship with Richard is not only that he's older, but that he's her father's best friend and has known Monica since she was a kid. As a panicked Monica points out when she begins to fall for Richard, "I used to pee in your pool!"
Nice Girl: Despite her faults she's genuinley kind-hearted.
Oblivious to Love: Its hinted that Chandler had a crush on her before they got together, but she thinks any offers to be her boyfriend are jokes. She also needs Phoebe to clue her in about Richard's interest, though she see's through Pete's pretenses better.
(after getting made fun of one too many times for dating Richard's son)
"Fine, judge all you want to, but (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (Rachel) left a guy at the altar, (Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (Joey) threw a girl's wooden leg into a fire, (Chandler-in-a-box) LIVE IN A BOX! *storms out*
Shipper on Deck: She supports Ross and Rachel obviously as they are her brother and her best friend, though her enthusiasm (as with most of the others) fades as the series and their on-off again relationship continues. She also ships Ross/Emily at one point.
Slapstick Knows no Gender: Monica is usually a tool for physical comedy, such as hitting her eye and wearing a patch, getting her hair caught in a shower curtain, wearing agony-inducing boots, and getting stuck in a bean bag chair during her "fat days."
Tomboy: Monica is domineering, loud and hot-tempered and has a Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy relationship with Chandler. She also likes sports including football and is the most strong and athletic of the six friends, along with Joey.
Town Girls: The Butch to Phoebe's Neither and Rachel's Femme.
The Unfavorite: Often criticised by her mother, Judy, the same way Judy had been criticized by her own mother. Also, both parents favored Ross, which their dad tries to rectify (seemingly successfully, judging by the reaction) by giving Monica his Porsche.
Well Done Daughter Girl: As a result of being The Unfavourite. A later episode has her father affirming he's proud of her but we never get such a scene with her mother. (Who was the worse of the two). However its hinted Monica gets over Judy's behaviour, as she's Happily Married and a very successful head chef and her mother's favouritism of Ross (with three divorces and two illegitimate children) seems pathetic rather than hurtful.
Women Prefer Strong Men: Inverted. She specifically breaks up with Pete because he's obsessed with becoming the Ultimate Fighting Champion and tells Chandler straight up she doesn't care how strong he is because she loves his inner strength instead.
"I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody...then I found aromatherapy. So I know exactly how you feel."
Phoebe is the group's Cloudcuckoolander who, after her mother's girlfriend killed herself and she lived on the street for some time, found a job as a masseuse. She was Monica's roommate before moving in with her grandmother. She plays the guitar (badly) and sings (badly) at Central Perk.
Apparently Phoebe became this more by the end of the series because of the revelations about her family.
Which is somewhat egregious because as she ends up reconciling with her father, her birth mother, finds her half brother and was the surrogate mother for her nieces and nephews... she was more upbeat before this when all she had in the way of family was a mother who killed herself.
Makes perfect sense when you realize that she found out she had a brother her father didn't bother telling her about, her grandmother didn't tell her how to get in touch with her father, she lost a year when she found out she's a year older than she thought, doesn't even know her full name because her sister sold her birth certificate, and found out her mom isn't her mom, but her mom's girlfriend. She probably started being such a bitch when she realized her entire family lied to her almost all of her life.
Joey: They let you get married when you're drunk. Most people who get married in Las Vegas are drunk.
Phoebe: Hell, I'm drunk right now! (beat) What, I can't have a mimosa at breakfast? I'm on vacation!
Character Development: Though her changes were late in the series, Phoebe eventually decides that she needs to hunker down and be in a serious relationship instead of having one night stands with random guys. This eventually leads Phoebe to getting married and becoming happy that she finally has something normal in her life.
Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: Played with. She has both a wide-eyed look on the world similar to a child's, but certainly isn't innocent.
Hard-Drinking Party Girl: Not often, but it comes up now and then. When she went to a charity event, her idea of helping the kids was to drain the bar so they kids wouldn't drink it.
Head-Tiltingly Kinky: Some of her humor derives from the fact her sexual practices have no boundaries.
Hidden Depths: She spoke to Joey's grandmother in Italian. Even Phoebe was unaware of her skill.
She also knows French... from learning it in a street corner with some other people, presumably.
And she demonstrates her knowledge of wines when Rachel's father berates a waiter for serving the '74 Lafite instead of the '75, then storms off.
Rachel: In case you didn't notice, that is a scary man.
Phoebe: He's right, though. The '74 is absolute piss.
Hypocrisy Nod: One episode has Phoebe receiving a fur coat, even though she's the first one of the six to be for animal rights, and despite her initial reluctance she quickly starts wearing it and loves it. Then she suddenly runs across a squirrel that's staring at her, leading her to admit she's gone against everything she stood for and throw the coat away.
Manic Pixie Dream Girl: She seems to act as this to the rest of the group, as well as in most of her relationships. Notably, the group occasionally finds her actions annoying or intrusive, and in the 10th season, Phoebe admits that she has never been in a relationship which lasted more than a month. Occasionally, being an Manic Pixie Dream Girl seems to actively work against her, such as the first time she was ready to move in with a man, and then broke up with him shortly after when he impulsively shot a bird with his handgun. On another occasion, she ends a relationship because her boyfriend is even more of a Manic Pixie Dream Guy than she is, and she can't stand him.
Psychic Powers: Implied and Played for Laughs. During one pre opening credits scene, everyone's thoughts are given voiceovers. Joey's thoughts are a random tune. Phoebe's thoughts ask "Who's singing?"
Real Life Writes the Plot: Ursula was appearing on Mad About You before Friends premiered. (It was actually Kudrow's appearances there that helped get her cast as Phoebe.) When this series launched, it was decided to make Phoebe and Ursula twins to justify Kudrow playing characters on two different NBC shows.
Really Gets Around: Almost at Joey's level. She tends to reveal many unexpected sexual escapades at the most random times, until season 9 when she started dating Mike.
Running Gag: "Regina Philange." Even acts as a Chekhov's Gun so that Ross can say good-bye to Rachel in the season finale.
Shipper on Deck: She clearly is a Ross/Rachel shipper. According to her, Ross is Rachel's "lobster" (The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life). Even when they aren't dating she's always the first to believe that they have still feelings for each other (in season 6 and again in season 9) and she's also the one who drives Ross to the airport, to convince Rachel to stay, in the last episode.
Inverted when it comes to Chandler/Monica. Possibly because she doesn't seem a big fan of Chandler in later seasons. She even tried to introduce Monica to her "soulmate" when she was already married to Chandler! This could be due to being a Green-Eyed Monster as she's realizing she wants a committed relationship and is jealous of how happy Monica and Chandler are together.
Phoebe (When she finds out that Chandler and Monica are together): I think it's great!.....for him. She might be able to do better.
Soapbox Sadie: Often rails against cruelty to animals and preservation of nature but she sometimes falls short.
Town Girls: The Neither to Rachel's Femme and Monica's Butch.
Vitriolic Best Buds: With Ross and Chandler, especially in later seasons. But while Ross seems to enjoy their squabbling, Chandler - despite being the Deadpan Snarker - rarely bites back, hinting he's not that comfortable with her remarks.
Weirdness Magnet: Having the ghost of an old woman possess her, being chased around a junkyard by a psychotic, being stalked by men who mistake her for her twin sister, Ursula, and having her apartment haunted by her grandmother.
Possibly lamsphaded by Chandler in season 10, when Phoebe and Monica have a fight.
Monica: We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.
Chandler: If she asks, I protested a little, but ok!
Joseph Francis "Joey" Tribbiani
If the package is this pretty, no-one cares what's inside.
The Casanova of the gang, a laid-back Italian womanizer, Joey is Chandler's best friend and roommate, and often the group's comic relief. He tries to make a living as an actor. Later seasons turned him into a ditz. He ended up with his own spinoff, which was cancelled very soon after.
Characterization Marches On: In the original Series there's a running joke about him being a terrible actor who constanly has to lie on his resume (Phoebe once told him that one of the casting directors said they had never heard a more fake Italian accent from someone of Italian origins). In the spinoff Joey is seen as a much more competent actor.
Chivalrous Pervert: Joey is this when it comes to his female friends. He hits on them on numerous occasions and tries several ploys to either see them naked or see them kiss each other, but he's kind, fiercely loyal and incredibly respectful towards them. When everyone believes Phoebe's been in a porno movie, Joey is the only member of the gang who refuses to watch it. He also freaks out quite a bit when Rachel calls his bluff and actually offers to sleep with him. Upon hearing Phoebe was pregnant, he goes out to beat up the supposed father... then comes back and proposes to Phoebe so she won't be alone. Later when he finds Rachel is the one who is actually pregnant, he promptly proposes to her too.
In one episode, when a drunken Rachel responds favorably to his "How you doin'?" line, he tells Ross not to let her drink any more.
Bordering on Genius Ditz, he's practically mentally impaired when it comes to anything but women (and food), and even then he only knows how to get them into bed. Once in a while though, he can be inexplicably cunning, fire off weird but practical knowledge or think brilliantly outside the box, and then go right back to being a ditz, sometimes in the same sentence.
Take note that Joey was also the only one in the group to figure out on his own that Ross had a thing for Rachel. (Chandler being Ross's confidant and the girls finding out when the secret was blown).
He was also the only one to figure out on his own that Chandler and Monica were together (Rachel accidentally heard them having phone sex, and Phoebe and Ross saw them having sex).
Flanderization: His eating habits and lack of intelligence. For instance, early in the show, he knows what an Adam's apple is. Later in the series, Chandler has to tell him it's not a "Joey's apple" as it's not named after every individual.
Friend to All Living Things: Joey adopted a baby chick when he heard from Chandler how the chicks given as Easter gifts are killed if the company can't find homes for them. He didn't seem to have any problem with the duck Chandler took in later on.
Handsome Lech: His treatment of potential female roommates borders on stalking. He views the single women of New York as sexual conquests and not much else (he's never abusive, he's just... very, very shallow).
Man Child: He constantly mooches off Chandler (with everything from rent payments to acting classes), he refuses to maintain a steady romantic relationship even when he's well into his mid/late-30's, and he's hopelessly idealistic about his acting career despite clearly being a pretty lousy actor.
Nice Guy: Well, maybe not so nice to his one night stands, but despite being a shallow womanizer, he's repeatedly shown as a caring and kindhearted person who's incredibly loyal to his friends.
Phoebe: I just think you don’t expect someone so hot to be so sweet.
Real Life Writes the Plot: When Matt LeBlanc dislocated his shoulder around the start of the third season, they just wrote it in for the character so they didn't have to write him out or hide his sling (Joey breaks it by falling while jumping on the bed).
Sex God: He is sometimes portrayed as an extremely satisfying lover.
Shipper on Deck: A hardcore one for Chandler/Monica as he helps hide their relationship for months, officiates at their wedding and tells Chandler that they're perfect for each other and going to be together forever.
Took a Level in Dumbass: He seems to have lost quite a few IQ points over the years, to the point where in the final season he can't tell left from right.
Trademark Favorite Food: Most Italian dishes, especially meatball sub sandwiches, lasagna, and the "Joey Special."note Two Pizzas
Un Entendre: He can make anything sound dirty, including "Grandma's chicken salad."
I'm not so good with the advice. Could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The group's Deadpan Snarker. Not much is known about his work, most likely because it only seems to involve data entry and accounting. His dad owns an all-male burlesque called "Viva Las Gaygas," and his mom is world-famous for being an erotic romance novelist, neither fact sits well with him and fuels his neuroses. He eventually falls in love with Monica, and they build the rare stable relationship of the gang.
Always Someone Better: Monica's previous boyfriends, especially Richard. Given that he'd idolized Richard, and her other ex-boyfriends included millionaire Pete, The Ace Allan and Fun Bobby, his insecurity is understandable. Thanks to his strong relationship with Monica, he overcomes many of his confidence issues.
Amazingly Embarrassing Parents: It's hard to beat telling people how you got your son his first condoms on The Tonight Show. "And then he burst into flames."
Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Despite being the joker of the gang and rather lazy he's shown to be very capable at his job, being promoted several times (including heading up an office in Tulsa). When he switches to advertising he's good enough to skip several rungs on the career ladder.
Character Development: At the beginning, Chandler had serious issues with commitment, which made him incapable of holding a relationship. He eventually overcame them thanks to his relationship with Monica and he was also ready to start a family with her as well.
Characterization Marches On: In the first few seasons, Chandler is shown to be as rabid a sports fan as Joey is. As the Ambiguously Gay traits set in later seasons, this goes away to the point where even Rachel chides him for not knowing who Paul O'Neill is.note O'Neill was the popular right fielder for the New York Yankees dynasty at the end of the 90s
Rachel: May I suggest watching a little more ESPN and a little less "E!"?...Seriously, ESPN, just once in the while, have it on in the background.
He also can't think of a masculine sport on the spot:
Commitment Issues: One of his defining traits. The first four seasons have him freaking out whenever it gets serious with a girl and it's only thanks to Monica's support he copes with their relationship. This is attributed to his unstable upbringing, his parent's horrible divorce and being continually screwed over by the women he does commit to. (Given that, until Monica, every girl he dated during the series cheated on him, and that his parents can't stand to be in the same room together, its hard to judge his fears.)
Chandler: So, I guess this is it. Monica: What's it? Chandler: Well, it's over. The thing we had. Monica: Why? Chandler: Because, we had a fight. I mean... Monica: Chandler, you don't just give up after you have a fight. I mean, if you do that you'd never have a relationship lasting longer than... Ohhhhh.
Deadpan Snarker: Of legendary proportions; it seems like Chandler can't go a scene without snarking some way - even in situations he really shouldn't. It's even exploited in "TOW All the Resolutions," in which he truly takes pains to not snark as part of his New Year's resolution (and proceeds to give up in less than a week).
The Friends Who Never Hang: While the six were inseparable and had love and affection for each other, the two pairs of friends who arguably got along the least were Chandler/Phoebe (who both admit at times that they're not really close) and Chandler/Rachel. They still got along just fine and cared for each other, they just rarely interacted with each other outside of the circle and probably had the fewest heartwarming moments between them. Jokingly played with in regards to Monica; before sleeping together for the first time, Chandler points out that this would probably ruin their friendship forever, to which Monica jokes that they weren't that close to begin with. (Blatant Lies as he was closest to her of the three girls, they had a history going back to college and shared secrets and romantic advice.)
Joey: Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?
Rachel: No one! They're my friends, I wouldn't punch any of them!
Hates Being Alone: Hinted to be this. In Season 2 when Joey moves out he's openly distressed and quickly finds a new roommate despite admitting he can afford his apartment by himself. He also worries that all the other Friends will get married and leave him behind, begging to be allowed to come over for holidays when this happens. Given his unstable parents and childhood, the friends were probably the first security he'd ever known.
Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: Oh, so many times. Lampshaded when he does this when he and Monica go to the drag club his father performs at. One of the workers tells him, "We get it. You're straight." This fades in later seasons after he gets together with Monica and clearly becomes more secure in himself.
Henpecked Husband: In the last three seasons, although interestingly in all their big decisions (moving in together, the price of the wedding, having a baby etc.) he and Monica have a very balanced dynamic, and there are several occassions when he puts his foot down. On small issues though he's happy to let Monica take control.
Hidden Depths: He plays a mean game of ping pong much to Monica's surprise. (Note he was well-aware of this skill. He just didn't tell Monica because he didn't want to do couples tournaments and the like.)
It's not just ping pong, judging by the kinds of games Joey and Chandler play in their apartment Chandler actually is fairly athletic, just not competitive (which is Truth in Television, as Matthew Perry is a pretty skilled tennis player in real life).
Hilariously Abusive Childhood: His parents were never intentionally abusive per se, but his past does come close. When Monica finds out that he's Unable to Cry, she tries to make him cry by showing him an album of pictures of his childhood.
Humiliation Conga: Happens to him twice, first when he is tricked into wearing a grade school friend's panties and then she takes his clothes and runs off, leaving a panty-clad Chandler in the bathroom to be found by Joey and Ross who take great pleasure in his humiliation and eventually, has to walk out the restaurant with nothing but a bathroom stall door to cover his unmentionables. The second time is somewhat similar when he is hooking up with Rachel's boss and she handcuffs him in her office wearing nothing but a shirt and underwear only to be found by Rachel who gags him and locks him up again so her boss doesn't know she was in her office.
I Am Not Left-Handed: As revealed during his table tennis match with Mike, he's fairly good at competitive games, more than enough to keep up with Monica. He just preferred to downplay it because of her ultra-competitive nature.
I Am Not My Father: Many of his neuroses stem from worrying he'll end up like his flighty and self-absorbed parents, and mimic their unpleasant marriage. Much of his Character Development, especially his relationship with Monica, revolves around getting over these issues.
Insecure Love Interest: Concerning Monica. He felt inferior to her ex-boyfriend Richard (his previous idol) and got very worried when Phoebe introduced Monica's 'soulmate', and offered to stand aside for him. Thanks to Monica's reassurances he does get better.
Also with previous girlfriends like Janice and Kathy, as much of his Self-Deprecation references his struggles to please women, which he frequently feels dejected about. (Not that he'd show it...)
Mistaken for Gay: The character of Chandler was originally meant to be gay, but the writers dropped the idea when Matthew Perry was cast. It does come up now and then; early on in the first season it turns out most people get gay vibes when the first meet him.
Chandler: What is it about me? Is it my hair?
Rachel: Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
Doesn't help that he's a huge fan of romantic comedies, knowledge of celebrites (which makes Rachel suggest he watches less E! and more ESPN) and once started a sentence with "If I was a guy..."
Took a Level in Badass: Chandler is referenced as being mediocre in bed a couple times over the course of the early seasons, until the famous scene where Monica gives him a diagram-based crash-course in pleasuring the female body. His girlfriend literally runs across the hall to hug and emphatically thank Monica following their next lovemaking session. Ends up being a good call on Monica's part, as when she and Chandler later enter a relationship she repeatedly describes him as the best sex she's ever had.
Trademark Favorite Food: Chandler loves Yoo-Hoo chocolate milk; in addition to scenes that explicitly bring it up as a joke, there's also times during the series where he's drinking it without it being a set-up for a punchline.
Triple Nipple: Had a "nubbin" for the first couple of seasons; after it scared off a girl he was trying to date, he got it removed.
Tough Room: He's considered to be the funniest character on the show, but his friends find his jokes annoying for most of the time. Mainly because they're on the receiving end of his snarkery.
Unexplained Recovery: One episode has him making a huge scheme and ending up flying to Yemen to escape his on-again-off-again girlfriend Janice. The next episode does not address how he managed to come back, though one can presume that he simply bought another ticket for a trip back immediately after arriving. Assuming that the return trip cost as much as it did to get there, this means he wasted over $4000 just to get out of dating Janice without having to directly break up with her.
Oh, sure, Ross'll do it. It's not like he has a job or a child or a life of his own - no, no, I wanna play!
The nerd of the group, Ross is a Hollywood Dateless paleontologist whose wife left him when she realized she was gay. She also turned out to be pregnant, and Ross tries his best to be a good dad to his son Ben. He loves Rachel, but you knew that already, right?
All There in the Manual: Word of God states Ross's middle name is Eustace. The name "Eustace" was written in the original script for one episode of season 1, but the line was cut, so it never actually aired.
At Monica and Chandler's wedding, he tells Chandler that if he ever hurts his little sister, he will hunt him down and kick his ass. Of course, since it's Ross, everyone just starts laughing at him.
Butt Monkey: The whole cast go through instances of getting dumped on, but poor Ross seemed to become the official Butt Monkey in later seasons, ending up the victim of failed attempts, misunderstandings and overreactions one right after another. What's worse is that more than half of the instances aren't even played for laughs. His romantic life is cruelly wrecked by said misunderstandings and overreactions, and his somewhat pathetic, lovesick nature makes sure he always suffers the full impact without ever really getting to stand up for himself and make an honest effort at a healthy relationship.
The director's commentary for one of the early episodes claims this is because David Schwimmer is excellent at physical comedy (such as walking into an open washing machine door).
Cannot Spit It Out: Ross doesn't tell Rachel he loves her for the entire first season of Friends, chickening out every time the opportunity arises. This has the unfortunate result of Rachel only finding out from Chandler while Ross is on a trip to China, and when she realizes she loves him too, he's already met someone else there.
Catch Phrase: His distinctive "Hi" and "We were on a break!".
Chick Magnet: Ross attracts several women during the show, including Rachel (of course!), Julie, Bonnie, Emily, Elizabeth, Mona, Charlie, Chloe and others.
Cosmic Plaything: Ross can't catch a break. Whenever his relationships endure the initial crush-stage and he convinces himself things are going smoothly, Rachel will interfere, or some misunderstanding happens, or his own desperation gets in the way, invariably resulting in utter heartbreak on his part. This is never seriously acknowledged, and more often than not, his friends rub it in his face afterwards, usually with all the blame too.
Crazy Jealous Guy: Pointed out that he became this after his first divorce. Ross' jealousy becomes full blown when Mark is introduced to Rachel, causing Ross to go to extreme lengths to show he is dating Rachel.
Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Chandler during their college years. By the time the shows starts, his place has been taken by Joey (though Chandler calls both of them his best friend), but its clear they were very close early on including making life-long pacts and spending holidays together.
Hidden Depths: Can turn erotic cakes into woodland creatures. Note this was an ability he didn't know he had until he had to fix Emma's birthday cake.
Honor Before Reason: Ross never wants to admit he is wrong or that he did something wrong (unless an extreme circumstance forces him to). For example, when Monica threatened to expose Ross' secret to his parents about smoking pot in college, Ross kept coming up with excuses and lies on how he was tricked or how it wasn't really him that smoked.
After Ross got married to Rachel while drunk, he knows that he has to get a divorce because he and Rachel would never agree to it. However, in order to save his pride and not get divorced for a 3rd time, he tries to convince Rachel to stay married to him and then lies about getting the marriage annulled.
A possible explanation behind Ross' behavior is his parents always praised him growing up and covered for him should anything tarnish his good name. Ergo, Ross grew up believing he was the star child that could never be wrong.
Informed Judaism: Subverted during his turn as the Holiday armadillo in season 7, but otherwise there's not much indication of the Gellers' religious beliefs over the course of the show.
Inseries Nickname: Discussed several times: He likes 'Ross-A-Tron' and 'Red Ross' but they never catch on, Wet Pants Geller and Crazy Geller however...
He and Phoebe also debate between 'Divorco' 'Ross the Divorcer', and 'The Divorce Force'.
Insufferable Genius: He tends to be right on many subjects and he always has to prove that he is right whenever someone says something grammatically incorrect or state a wrong fact. His friends naturally get annoyed by this.
Rachel: "God, I hate it when Ross is right!"
Chandler: "You know, I think for once Ross might actually be wrong..."
Man Child: Although he's pretty good with his job and looking after himself, and a good father to Ben, he can fall into this in some situations. In early seasons, both he and Rachel resort to petty revenge whenever they break up from their on again off again relationship. He also gets into childish fights with his sister, Monica, such as hogging the TV or calling her childish names. For the latter, he thought his squabbles with Monica as they grew up together was harmless fun and that is why he kept doing it well into adulthood until Monica confessed that she hated him when they were kids because of his bullying.
Only Sane Man: He likes to think he is, being the man of science and the only one with any kind of post-college education. Whilst he's arguably this early on, as the series progresses, he becomes such a neurotic mess, he can barely live up to this trope.
Ross (on the phone with Judy): No, Mom, I’m not dead. I know it’s not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it’s over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
Dirty Old Man: Jack, having "accidentally" walked in on Rachel and Joey's temporary roommate Janine while they were changing. He also peeked on a couple having sex in the janitor's closet in a hospital. Unfortunately, they turned out to be Chandler and Monica.
Brutal Honesty: Amy is extremely tactless and repeatedly insults Rachel's friends.
Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Amy has a poor memory, keeps thinking Phoebe's name is Emma and "Phoebe" is just a weird noise (not able to realize Phoebe is telling her name) and keeps confusing Ross with a guy who sells fast-food, whose only similarity with Ross is dark hair.
Nora-Tyler & Charles Bing (Morgan Fairchild & Kathleen Turner)
Charles: Aren't you a little too old to be wearing something like that?
Nora: Don't you have too much penis to be wearing something like that?
Abusive Parents: Borderline. They're not intentionally hurtful, but having orgies in front of your seven year old son, kidnapping him after cub scouts and making him take the Janitor to Parents Day isn't great parenting by any stretch of the imagination.
What Happened to the Mouse?: In the last episode. She is mentioned to be moving to Paris with Rachel under the supervision of Rachel's mom. Being that Rachel abandoned her Paris plans, it can be assumed Emma would live with both her parents now.
Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: He has some of the character traits, such as being kind, and a Chaste Hero who never had a chance with Rachel. His blond hair is noted frequently, to the point that Rachel states she will remember him whenever she sees a man with hair "brighter than the Sun".
Hidden Depths: Has a smoking habit, speaks fluent Dutch and may have been a child actor.
Tyler had a real-life example in the form of working the coffee machine. It got him cast as Gunther because none of the other extras knew how to do it.
Only One Name: Lampshaded. He asks Chandler if he can remember his last name. Chandler's answer is "Centralperk."
Single-Target Sexuality: He's very much Rachel-sexual. When Phoebe kisses him to get her cold back, he apologizes to Rachel for not stopping the kiss.
Character Death: He was an older guy, but not that old. Chandler is particularly shattered by his death because he thinks their lives share the same path.
Hidden Depths: He was part of a tight knit group before becoming a shut-in. He was the funny one.
Jerkass Has a Point: Constantly complained about noise, but everyone thought he was just trying to annoy them. After he died, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe found that the apartment's acoustics did amplify the noise from upstairs.
Your Cheating Heart: He cheats on Rachel with her (former) best friend Mindy while engaged to her. And then he cheats on Mindy with Rachel when they are engaged. It is later mentioned that Mindy eventually divorces him after she discovers him being unfaithful again.
Always Someone Better: How Chandler feels. In reality though Chandler is actually Richard's always someone better, as Monica chose him over Richard several times. Interestingly, the show Dream On from the same creators had also sort-of featured an Always Someone Better romantic rival named Richard, but in that case the character was never seen.
Badass Grandpa: He never actually demonstrates this, but Joey (generally considered the group's strongest member) is absolutely certain Richard could kick his and Chandler's butts at the same time.
Happily Married: It's revealed in season 10 that Mark is married with twins.
Romantic False Lead: Definitely. While Mark never asked Rachel out until she ended her relationship with Ross, he was always considered as an obstacle to Ross and Rachel's relationship and was one of the reason for their break-up (although it's mostly beacuse Ross was a massiveCrazy Jealous Guy).
Bald Women: She used to be this, but when Rachel meets her she is horrified to see that her hair has actually grown back and she is actually a very attractive woman. Until Rachel convinces her to shave her hair off again in "The One at the Beach".
The Faceless: In "The One with the Prom Video", he's played by an unknown, uncredited actor and his face is not seen on screen.
Future Loser: He was the most popular guy in high school, now he's an immature Man Child with no job who still lives with his parents.
Man Child: Monica dates him in "The One With The Cat" and learns that he hasn't matured at all since high school.
Your Cheating Heart: He wasn't very faithful to Rachel, and at the prom he abandoned her to go have sex with a girl named Amy Welsh.
Kathy (Paget Brewster)
Birds of a Feather: Chandler falls in love with her after they bond over their favourite television show.
Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Sadly comes off as this, when she sleeps with Nick. Cheating once was sympathetic because she claimed to have fallen in love with Chandler, but cheating again tips her into this territory.
Hypocrite: When Chandler says it should be understandable that he believes she could be cheating on him with co-star Nick, considering how they got together, she gets upset and leaves...and promptly cheats on Chandler with Nick.
Face-Heel Turn: Downplayed. She was actually a sympathetic Love Interest in season 4. Given what she went through, you could argue she was still sympathetic even afterwards; badly overreacting, but understandably so.
Manic Pixie Dream Girl: She had shades of this trope and similar effect on Ross. They spontaneously went to Vermont and enthusiastically watched animals and enjoyed the autumn there, he played rugby because of her, she made him pierce his ear and enrol to helicopter lessons. Though he says she won't be around for long enough for him to actually frequent the lessons.
Real Life Writes the Plot: Her arc was supposed to be longer, but because of Baxendale's pregnancy and desire to work back in England, she was written off quicker than intended.
Derailing Love Interests: And how! He was a Nice Guy who genuinely loved Phoebe and she even agreed to move in with him happily...until he shoots a bird just because it is chirping too loudly. Phoebe breaks up with him and he was never seen again.
Cloudcuckoolander: Especially in the episode "The One Where Paul's the Man" when he starts talking and singing exaggeratedly to himself in the mirror.
Paul: Just relax. Just relax, Paul, you're doing great. She likes you. She... maybe, she likes you. She likes you. You know why? Because you're a... neat guy. You are the man. You are... The Man! I still got it! Nice and sexy. You're just a love machine.
Freudian Excuse: He had a horrible childhood that made him a very insecure person. Curiously Played for Laughs, especially when he begins crying for hours and Rachel dumps him for this reason.
Surprise Pregnancy: Played with, Erica knew she was pregnant...she just didn't know it was twins.
Took a Level in Dumbass: When we first meet her she's a perfectly normal, intelligent girl. Then she seemed to get progressively dumber in every appearance she made, which is saying something given that she was only a one-season character. By the end of the show she's so stupid that her IQ is merely half of Forrest Gump's. Of course by the finale, you realize this was done to justify the surprise of her having twins and not realizing it.