Broken Pedestal: Was traumatically exposed to the fact that his childhood idol Flamey The Bear was a drunken, drug addicted hedonistic asshole, though what broke him was when Flamey signed the back of his album ("Flamey the Bear: Jazz in Your Face") with the message, "I had fun fucking your girlfriend. Suck my dick, Flamey the Bear" and when Flamey confessed that he had sex with his mother the day he met him at the opening of a Winn-Dixie.
A bear cub who hangs out with the rangers. Was adopted by Head Ranger Woody Johnson after Steve ran over his parents and accidentally shot them while trying to run for help.
Ambiguously Bi or Asexual: Which would explain why the gay bomb didn't turn him gay, though "Hello Dottie" reveals that he's into panda bears (he watches an Animal Planet documentary about panda mating, or as he calls it, "Asian porn") and "The Comeback" reveals that he likes full-grown bush on women. In other words, this may be a case of Mars Needs Women or the writers just don't want to touch on his sexuality, as his being a spoiled brat and a jerk is riper for material. However, "Write 'Em Cowboy" showed that Malloy is into human female strippers.
Bears Are Bad News: An unconventional example of this trope; he's not a physical threat to any of the main characters, opting instead to be a spoiled, insulting jerk who only cares about himself.
Black Comedy Rape: On the first episode, where he willingly went inside Bobby's trailer to get his junk food fix, despite calling him out for being a rapist.
Jerkass: He's the selfish with an acerbic personality type. If Malloy opens his mouth, chances are he's insulting you, or about to screw you over.
Karma Houdini: Whether it's playing a corrupt lawyer or insulting people, Malloy rarely gets hurt by his jerk ass actions (unless you count the pilot episode where he gets raped by Bobby after being lured into his trailer with promises of junk food). It helps that his "owner" is little more than a personal servant and walking ATM.
Hilariously Abusive Childhood: Though your mileage may vary on how "hilarious" it is. The first and second episode revealed that Woody's father dressed him up like a woman after his mom died and that Woody's mom never loved him, which gave Woody post-traumatic stress disorder that drove him to dress up like a Nazi officer with a Kermit the Frog puppet urging him to kill himself. Fortunately, the PTSD went away after he adopted Malloy.
A later episode showed that his mother gave him a hooker for his eighth birthday and forced him to have sex with the hooker so he doesn't "turn into a queer" and "That Brother's My Father" showed that she shoved Woody in a closet filled with birds and bees after catching him masturbating to a National Geographic magazine with African tribeswomen and had him breastfed until he was 17.
Gag Penis: If the black bar in his porno movies is to be believed, his dick almost reaches his knees. Woody even described it as "a dishonest Pinocchio nose."
Pointy-Haired Boss: He started a forest fire to impress a higher-up, siphons park funds for his birthday party, keeps a bear cub as a pet after one of his workers ran over and accidentally shot the cub's parents, signs permits indiscriminately (and often under the influence), keeps a bunch of grossly incompetent employers around (even though Ethel is said to be the only one who actually does her job and can be trusted with responsibilities and he can't fire Denzel, since there's a high chance he'll sue for racial discrimination), etc. Really, it's a long list.
Voiced by: Jerry Minor
One of the rangers who work at the station and Steve's best friend.
Likes Older Women: Is into old, white women. Exaggerated when he had sex with a Neanderthal woman he found in an ice cave and got in the Guinness Book of World Records for having sex with the oldest white woman ever.
Nightmare Fetishist: He's the only one who liked PETA's punishment on the rangers in "Squabbits".
Voiced by: Roger Black
A female ranger who has a crush on Ethel.
Abusive Parents: Her WASPy parents basically disowned her after she came out as gay. Although considering the "winning" personalities THEY have, it's questionable if this really counts as abuse or as a bright spot in her otherwise miserable life.
Her mom pushed her to do pageants as a child with emotional manipulation and encouraging her to do drugs and binge and purge to stay thin.
Butch Lesbian: So butch that another lesbian thought she was a man.
Creator Cameo: She is voiced by Roger Black, one of the show's creators.