- Head vampire in the house, threatening daughter and grandkids. Grandpa ain't having it. Fires up the truck, plows through the wall, stakes head vampire, the casually strolls over to the fridge to get a drink. "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires." * gets a root beer; credits roll*
- "Death by stereo!"
- From The Thirst: "Vinyl. Still shreds."
- Edgar's defeat of Peter Lieber by spraying him with water, and then blessing it to make it Holy Water.
Edgar: Hac Sanctus unda quod per vestri Precious Cruor, lavo totus meus sins O Senior.[Beat. Peter realises the water he's been drenched in has just been blessed & turned into Holy Water.]Edgar: FUCK YOU!
- Michael pointing out to the head vampire "I didn't invite you this time, Max!"
- Nanook shoving a vampire into a tub full of holy water.