- "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires." * gets a root beer; credits roll*
- "Death by stereo!"
- From The Thirst: "Vinyl. Still shreds."
- Edgar's defeat of Peter Lieber by spraying him with water, and then blessing it to make it Holy Water.
Edgar: Hac Sanctus unda quod per vestri Precious Cruor, lavo totus meus sins O Senior.[Beat. Peter realises the water he's been drenched in has just been blessed & turned into Holy Water.]Edgar: FUCK YOU!
- Michael pointing out to the head vampire "I didn't invite you this time, Max!"
- Nanook shoving a vampire into a tub full of holy water.