- After finding out Michael is a vampire, Sam says "You wait till Mom finds out!"
Sam: You're a vampire! I knew it!Michael: I am not!Sam: So what are you? The Flying Nun?
- Michael's attempts at denial are just plain pathetic.
- Also, Sam freaking out at Michael because Nanook bit him. Regardless of the fact that Michael's got a huge bite on his hand and that he's sweating like a pig.
- "Don't kill anyone until we get back to you!"
- The entirety of the dinner scene, particularly when the Frogs and Sam try to nail Max by putting an entire garlic in his food. Lucy's face just sells the whole thing.
- Remember not to, "Vamp out".
- "Woo! You smell like garlic!" We see Sam frantically hiding a garlic necklace under his bathrobe.
- "Who's got bad breath?" *Frogs and Sam freak out*. Cue shot of Nanook standing on the table breathing right in Lucy's face.
- When Sam and the rest are trying to ward off David after wasting one of his minions, Sam tries crossing his fingers — and it looks like he's frantically making a "Go away! Go away!" gesture.
Frog Brothers: We don't ride with vampires.Sam: Fine. Stay here.Frog Brothers:...We do now.
- As they flee afterwards, Michael and Star are passed out in Grandpa's car and:
- Edger gets in a good dig during Head Vamp Max's big reveal.
Max: Just like one big, happy family. Your boys... and my boys.Edgar Frog: Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch!
- "How much do you think we should charge them for this?"
- Grandpa's Crowning Moment of Awesome taking out the head vampire with his truck in a grand display of Car Fu, then nonchalantly getting out of the truck and strolling over to the fridge for a beer. "The one thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires!"