Awesome: The Librarian

The Librarian - Quest for the Spear
  • The elderly Bob Newhart's character taking down several mooks in the first movie.
    Flynn: No offense, Judson, but you're -
    Judson: (beats down a trio of guards)
    Flynn: - One bad mother.
  • The catfight between Nicole and the Dark Action Girl working for the serpent brotherhood.
    Nicole: Get your own geek.

The Librarian 3 - Curse of the Judas Chalice
  • At the climax, Flynn is facing down with Vlad Freaking Dracula himself, holding the titular cup. Flynn says Vlad has to obey him since he hold the Judas Chalice. Dracula's response? Neck Lift, grabbing the hand he's holding the chalice in as well.
    Dracula: Foolish boy. Wrong story.
    Flynn: [grins] Wrong hand. [stabs him with a yew branch]