Awesome: Ted

  • Though it doubles as a Crowning Moment of Funny, the fistfight between John and Ted in the hotel room is played insanely straight, and looks about on par with most action flick fights in close quarters. Who knew a teddy bear could kick someone's ass so thoroughly?
  • John and Ted party and do drugs with Flash Gordon himself, Sam Jones.
  • John's ability to rattle off every white trash girls' name.
  • "Teddy. Rux. FUCKING. Pin."
  • The fact that Ted got a job and promotions through Refuge in Audacity.
  • John punches Robert right in the face.