Awesome / Ratman's Notebooks

• Willard killing Ben in the 2003 movie. The awesomeness is amped up by the sheer surprise of it. Initially, it seemed that Ben had killed Willard, but that gets subverted loudly at the last possible second.
• Cathryn standing up to Miss Leech for being mean to Willard in the 2003 movie. "Shove it up your ass with a big ho ho ho. I quit."
• The death of Mr. Martin.
  Willard: You made me hate myself. I thought a lot about it, hating myself. Well right now, this moment...I like myself. (jabs Mr. Martin with a pipe with each word) You. Killed. Socrates.
  Mr. Martin: Who the hell is Socrates?!
  Willard: (while still jabbing) He. Was the only. Friend. I ever had!
  • Mr. Martin proceeds to get locked in an elevator by Willard with Willard's rats.
    Willard: What's the matter, tiger? Afraid of a little blood? (whispers to the rats) Tear him up.

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