- Tommy Doyle, after spending much of his life tormented by the memory of Michael's original killing spree, beats him repeatedly with a pipe and then, in possibly the best subversion of a horror trope ever, BEATS HIM MORE when he's down.
- Dr. Loomis, after finding Jamie's stabbed body, in the Producer's Cut:
Jerkass Sheriff: You people don't have any business in my town.Dr. Loomis: Michael Myers... IS my business.
- "I see only ONE bastard in this house." Granted, she get smacked for that comment, but this, along with the Your Head Asplode death he got is pretty much an awesome form of retribution for John Strode's stupidity.
- Followed by Danny pulling a knife on John for smacking Kara.