The Video Games
- Captain Falcon beating the lords of all creation in a race.
- ''FALCOOOONNNNNN'' '''''PUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNCHHH!!!!!!!'''''
- To clarify, Captain Falcon is flying at universe-sundering speeds head on towards the Big Bad, Black Shadow. He sacrifices himself by popping the cockpit and using the momentum to unleash his memetic punch... And the force destroys 1/8 of the galaxy.
- It was at that precise moment that Captain Falcon was forever immortalized as one of the most Bad Ass video game characters of all time.
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