- Megan is basically a Crowning Person of Awesome.
Megan: I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl named Megan. A girl named Megan who didn't have a very good time in high school. I'm referring to myself when I say Megan. It's me, Megan. And I know you look at me now and think "Boy, she must have breezed through high school." Not the case, Annie. No, this was not easy going up and down the halls. They used to try to blow me up. They threw firecrackers at my head. Firecrackers. I mean, literally, I'm not saying that figuratively. I got firecrackers thrown at my head. They called me a freak. Do you think I let that break me? Think I went home to my mommy crying "Oh, I don't have any friends?" No I did not. You know what I did? I pulled myself up, I studied really hard, and I read every book in the library. And now? I work for the government; I have the highest possible security clearance. Don't repeat that.Annie: I won't...Megan: I can't protect you. I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes.Annie: I won't say anything.Megan: You would be amazed. A lot of shopping malls. Don't repeat that. I have six houses! I bought an eighteen-wheeler a couple months ago just because I could. Ok, you lost Lilian. But you've got another best friend sitting right in front of you if you'd notice. Now you're going to stop feeling sorry for yourself, because I do not associate with people who blame the world for their problems. Because you're your problem, Annie. And you're also your solution.
- Her greatest moment has to be giving Annie an epic "Reason You Suck" Speech after the bridal shower where she calls her an asshole and tells her to get up and fight for her crappy life. And it works!
- And right after that she tells Annie about her experiences in high school and how she overcame them to become so Crazy Awesome. The best revenge is living well, something Megan has become an expert at:
- Before the moment above, Annie's crazy fit at the bridal shower... up until she runs outside and starts punching the cookie.