- EVERYTHING. If there's an awesome moment, it gets topped in the very next scene. And it keeps going!
- Laser high-fives. Via Sun-Handling Gloves. "We're awesome." Truer words have not been spoken.
- From the cartoon, Axe Cop calls out Bad Santa thus: "I hope you like dying as much as I'm going to enjoy killing you." Possibly the most legitimately badass line he ever said, even if it does border on psychotic.
- Book Cop vs. The King of England. The entire fight is a series of secret attacks that both of them learned from the Secret Attack Almanac.
- The revenge of the Water Queen.
Zelda Jaubber: Not if I can help it!The Water Queen: You can't. Prepare to get stabbed. By the entire ocean.Zelda Jaubber: What?