History AudioPlay / DirtyPotter

*** In the same chapter, Jim Dale breaks down in much the same way the Colonel did in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2''.

* HaveAGayOldTime: PlayedForLaughs in that the particular occurrence of the "Ron ejaculated" RunningGag stems from quote-mining a moment from the US version of ''Order of the Phoenix'', [[HaveAGayOldTime which meant that]] Ron exclaimed something.

** Tigger takes on [[spoiler:Pooh's assembly from hell]] and shrugs off the pain, declaring it all "BORING".

* HaveAGayOldTime: PlayedForLaughs in that the particular occurrence of the "Ron ejaculated" RunningGag stems from quote-mining a moment from the US version of ''Order of the Phoenix'', which meant that Ron exclaimed something.

Oh, and it has nothing to do with a Harry Potter / Film/DirtyHarry crossover.

* StupidStatementDanceMix: "In England, go back all those years, I used to be a [[spoiler:nigger train.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkElXh1ADEo Various lines set to music from]] ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand''

*** Part 2 ups the ante with music from ''VideoGame/{{Earthbound}}'', ''VideoGame/{{Kirby}}'', ''Manga/BunnyDrop'', and ''Manga/{{Trigun}}: Badlands Rumble'', and a direct audio reference to ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei'' during Harry's DespairEventHorizon, amongst others.

* AnythingThatMoves: ''Absolutely every single character'', regardless of [[{{Ephebophile}} age]], [[DepravedBisexual gender]], blood relation, [[BestialityIsDepraved species]], or ''[[CargoShip sentience]]''.
--> '''Ron.''' Hagrid'll fuck anything if it stands still long enough, eh?
--> '''Hagrid.''' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what your little sister said!]]

* CountryMatters

* EveryoneIsBi
** DepravedBisexual

* APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy: Of the fabulous farty, pee, and poo variety.
* [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Politically Incorrect]] [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero Person]]: EVERYONE. But you can't get really offended since it's just so ridiculous and everyone is a target. It's like the WebAnimation/YouTubePoop version of TheAristocrats.
* PissTakeRap: In Fuckbeak and Friends: Chapter 2 Jim Dale performs one.

* [[RamblingOldManMonologue Rambling Monologue]]: Subverted in Dirty the Pooh Chapter 2.

** Also, see the ParentalIncest note.

* ADateWithRosiePalms:
** Ron is particularly prone to this. Whenever anyone does, it's almost always in front of someone else.
** The warning at the start of "A Very Dirty Potter Christmas" encourages the listener to do this.

** And learn, and learn, and learn, and fart, and learn, and learn, and cum, and learn, and [[WrittenSoundEffect POIK]], and learn, and [[ADateWithRosiePalms fap]], and learn, and spurt, and learn, and skeet, and learn, and [[CrossesTheLineTwice fuck underage wizards]], and learn and, jack it, and learn, and LOL, and learn, and '''POO''', and learn, and jerk, and poop, and jerk, and poop, and jerk, and...[[note]]I had a wonderful time doing that.[[/note]]

** In chapter 2 of Fuckbeak & Friends, Fuckbeak himself vomits after seeing everyone playing on Hagrid's feces mountain through the window. It doesn't stop him from having ADateWithRosiePalms, however. [[invoked]]

* TeenyWeenie: Ron has one of these [[RuleOfFunny (sometimes)]] but it doesn't stop him from having ADateWithRosiePalms constantly.

* CoitusEnsues: Surprisingly averted. Despite almost every other form of sex imaginable happening without prompt, plain old penis-to-vagina intercourse never happens. At best it's contemplated, but never acted upon due to the apparently dangerous drawbacks. As expected, it's because "[[RuleOfFunny gay stuff is funnier]]"
** It did happen ''once'' between Harry and Hermione in the first half of ''Fuckbeak & Friends'', though.

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Ron is particularly prone to this. Whenever anyone does, it's almost always in front of someone else.
** The warning at the start of "A Very Dirty Potter Christmas" encourages the listener to do this.
* AHellOfATime: "But nobody minded. Because they all went to burn in Hell forever. Which was much more exciting."

* APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy: Of the fabulous farty, pee, and poo variety.

* DarkerAndEdgier: Dirty the Pooh Chapter 3, ''and how.'' Unsuprisingly, it was inspired by "too much [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion evangelion]]"

* GagPenis: "J. K., Rowling and Jim Dale both groped [Harry's] gigantic cock, at least twelve feet long, and [[CaptainObvious easily the largest for miles around.]]"

* GainaxEnding: Dirty The Pooh part 3. Again, came from [=EVA=].

* MadeOfIron

* NWordPrivileges: Jim Dale freely drops the N-bomb whenever he feels like it.

* KillEmAll: [[spoiler: Dirty The Pooh Chapter 3]].

* CanonImmigrant: As above, Ron ass-blasts himself through the dimensions into Dirty the Pooh 3. Upon seeing Pooh's hellish assembly, he uses noclip to escape, but he gets caught clipping through the floor and gets banned by Jim Dale, presumably returning him to the world of Dirty Potter.

** [[UpToEleven "And Hagrid's big lumpy package swelled to the size of Hogwarts."]] He IS a half-giant, after all.

* ToiletHumor: Taken UpToEleven and had the knob ripped off.

*** Finally averted in chapter 2, "Cock-a-doodle-doo, My Dick Goes Where You Poo!", where anal sex occurs in the very beginning.

* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior: While their ages are never brought up, Harry and his friends may be as young as ''second year students'' as Ron brings up his sister in ''Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter 2''. And then there's Christopher Robin who regularly has orgies with the [[BestialityIsDepraved animals]] and [[ScrewYourself himself]].

Dirty Potter is what results when the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' audiobooks, as narrated by Creator/JimDale, meet with ManipulativeEditing. In the words of the site, "[Dirty Potter] is a trilogy of audio shorts that were made in Adobe Audition, through creative use of word splicing and sound editing of all seven Harry Potter audiobooks. The characters have been re-imagined as overly lustful and sex-crazed; frequently engaging in lewd activities and using vulgar language. Each audio short is narrated by British actor Jim Dale, who also has been incorporated as a totally new character in the context of the parody." Though the creator remained anonymous for many years, responsibility for the madness has since been claimed by one [[https://www.youtube.com/marleyfeck Marley Feck]].

* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: From the Dirty the Pooh outtakes: "Zombies poured from the underworld banging their heads to immensely heavy metal and looked like they meant business and went back to the desk, sat down, and started selling vibrators. *{{beat}}* But at horribly inflated prices!"

* EarthShatteringKaboom: The ending of Dirty The Pooh, leading to a RocksFallEveryoneDies, although [[spoiler: Tigger, Christopher Robin and Jim Dale]] somehow survive.

* AnythingThatMoves: ''Absolutely every single character'', regardless of [[{{Ephebophile}} age]], [[DepravedBisexual gender]], [[IncestIsRelative blood relation]], [[BestialityIsDepraved species]], or ''[[CargoShip sentience]]''.

Dirty Potter is what results when the Literature/HarryPotter audiobooks, as narrated by Creator/JimDale, meet with ManipulativeEditing. In the words of the site, "[Dirty Potter] is a trilogy of audio shorts that were made in Adobe Audition, through creative use of word splicing and sound editing of all seven Harry Potter audiobooks. The characters have been re-imagined as overly lustful and sex-crazed; frequently engaging in lewd activities and using vulgar language. Each audio short is narrated by British actor Jim Dale, who also has been incorporated as a totally new character in the context of the parody." Though the creator remained anonymous for many years, responsibility for the madness has since been claimed by one [[https://www.youtube.com/marleyfeck Marley Feck]].

** Earlier in Chapter 2 Fuckbeak, a sick fuck, becomes so disgusted at Hagrid shitting a mound as big as himself and just as wide, faling into it, and then ''slapping a handful of rotten diareah and licking it'' taht he runs off into the woods to puke... and jerk off to it.

* InherentlyFunnyWords: L'''ock'''ing

* KillEmAll: [[spoiler: Dirty The Pooh Chapter 3]]

* AuthorExistenceFailure: Parodied in-universe when [[spoiler: Pooh holds up the head of David Benedictus, the writer for Return to the Hundred Acre Wood]]. [=DPO=] actually listened to the whole book and hated it, hence his revenge against the author (he thought it read like a fan fiction and that the new character Lottie the Otter was too generic.)

* CrossesTheLineTwice '''''[[UpToEleven Over]]''''': The ''entire'' modus operandi of the series. Where else would you hear of the [[SirSwearsALot profanity-laced]] adventures of [[Franchise/HarryPotter Harry Potter]] [[AssShove shoving several mice up his ass]], and then focusing on the [[MoralEventHorizon morally-bankrupt]] [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Pooh Bear]], who [[spoiler: ushers forth [[ApocalypseHow a fart-based Satanic apocalypse]] that ends up killing everybody]]?

* AuthorExistenceFailure: Parodied in-universe when [[spoiler: Pooh holds up the head of David Benedictus, the writer for Return to the Hundred Acre Wood]]. [=DPO=] actually listened to the whole book and hated it, hence his revenge against the author (he thought it read like a fan fiction and that the new character, Lottie the Otter, reeked of MarySue.)

* DummiedOut: An early version of Dirty Potter 3 existed with several changed lines. Among other things, Creator/LRonHubbard and UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush were going to come into the class along with Jim Dale, and J. K. Rowling would have commented, "I must have passed a dozen feces and farties on my way here" after the assblasting. Some of this content was eventually worked into later splicings.

* RapeAndSwitch: Fuckbeak is expelled from Hogwarts for molesting everyone at the school, turning them all gay. This got covered up by the headmaster, who gave out that Fuckbeak died in a "freak triple penetration" accident and bribe Jim Dale to keep his mouth shut.

* FoeYay: Between Harry and Draco Malfoy in Part 3 Chapter 1.