Psyga: When we last left off our heroes, Kermit talked to himself. On with the movie!
And with that, Psyga resumes the film
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Gentaro: So to further increase the mind screw, the band from earlier show up due to reading the screenplay.
Wataru: The band offers them a ride to Hollywood and the Muppets go with them.
Psyga: Normally I’d question the fact that they have omnipotence with that screenplay, but for the sake of this being a comedy, I’m just going to shut my trap.
Shotaro: And so off they go to Hollywood. But they get pulled aside by a motorcycle cop. Who reveals himself to be...
The Muppets and Ponies gasp while Psyga and the gang don’t.
Eiji: That... guy who wanted to Heel–Face Turn early on?
Psyga: Wow, I haven’t been this cheated out of The Reveal since the Legend Of Korra finale.
Tsukasa: He tries to explain that someone’s out to get them, but they rebuke.
Psyga: Shake your tushy! It’s the only way to get them to understand!
Everyone save for Gentaro look at Psyga weirdly.
Psyga: Wow... awkward.
Tsukasa: Here, a less creepy joke. After the guy warns them about the frog killer, Kermit decides that he mustn’t run away and decides to confront Doc Hopper.
Wataru: You’re comparing a mentally damaged teenager... to a frog.
Psyga: Hah. Great minds think alike.
Psyga then goes to get a drink, and as he comes back...
Rainbow Dash: Yup, we’ve entered the 7th circle of hell.
Psyga then spat out his water in shock, as the others have their jaws dropped, save for Tsukasa, who snickers, then laughs.
Tsukasa: My Little Pony is meant for kids, right?
Psyga: The demographic might have changed... but... Never once have I heard a mention of hell... Tartarus was the closest one, but not a direct mention.
Wataru: And just for reference, the seventh circle of Hell houses violent people.
Psyga: Moving right along, Kermit goes out of the bus and goes alone. What would have been a trap is instead another quirky character introduction sequence.
Shotaro: Eventually Doc Hopper does arrive and confronts him. Kermit asks Hopper why he has been chasing him across the country, to which Hopper responds that he wants to own a thousand Frog Leg restaurants.
Tsukasa: Kermit however serves up a "World of Cardboard" Speech and tells him that he has a dream too and that it involves sharing it with his Nakama. Something I’m sure Gentaro would enjoy.
Eiji: Sadly...
Psyga: Or in this case, humorously...
Eiji: Hopper decides to downright kill them.
Gentaro: And then a giant Animal comes out of the building.
Wataru: Yeah, long story short, magic growth pills are apparently true.
Tsukasa: Now we have to wait for the Nigerian Prince thing to come true.
Psyga: Oh god... Animal’s practicing greed! AND PINKIE PIE REFERENCES THE SPIKE EPISODE WHERE HE PRACTICES GREED!
Suddenly, the movie cuts to an office, revealing a man in a bright red tuxedo with a golden tie.
???: Greed and Desire are just two sides of the same coin! For it was desire that made them grow into large and formidable monsters!
Psyga and Eiji: Kougami?
Kougami: Ah! Eiji, it’s been a while since we last met. How are things?
Eiji: Well, trying to bring back Ankh proved harder than it looked and... Wait, what are you doing here?
Suddenly, the camera flickers.
???: Damn it Kougami! I thought I told you, not until the end of the movie.
Tsukasa smirked as he, Psyga, and Wataru recognized the voice.
The camera stopped flickering, and soon, it revealed a familiar face wearing blue tinted sunglasses and a loose fitting black tuxedo.
Psyga: Kazuma...
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