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vanishingreality2011-11-06 20:47:32

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Chapter 9: The Obligatory Final Fight Scene Using Galaxy Destroying Wormholes.

Mon Mothma: Thank you guys, good job!

Ackbar: The imperial fleet has reaffirmed allegiance to the emperor and he will launch a series of wave attacks from the Galactic core. He will not rest until the galaxy is under the dark side. :

Mon Mothma: Luke skywalker’s actions my be our only hope.

Oh, Admiral Ackbar, no one is better at delivering bad news than you. Leia checks out the Jedi in the holocron. Just for exposition– Holocrons aren’t exactly holograms. They are rather a force-device thingamajig that keeps in a Jedi’s consciousness. The Jedi inside gives a prophecy that is essentially the plot of the comic, but in RHYME. It offers no new or helpful information. Oh those Jedi and their rhyming.

Mon Mothma: Oh look everyone! 3 imperial ships and the emperor’s flag ship are right here! And the emperor is young now.

Sidious: : -hails them- Gimme leia and the holocron.

Mon Mothma: Okay ! :3

So Leia is brought forward in front of the emperor. Which is all well and good because she can just whip out her lightsaber and to kick his butt. Sidious, throws out a pokeball, or rather just points and Luke steps forward.

Sidious: Go my apprentice!

Apparently Luke got mind-raped and zombie-fied after he was stabbed by that Lightsaber something badly but Leia tries to get him to listen to reason all the same. She tells him with tear-filled eyes that he could train her kids to be awesome Jedis.

T-T AW. Just AWE.

Sidious: Dark jedi... are you going to let your weak sister get the better of you? :<

Why you don't mess with Sith.

Sidious starts to prepare up his best attack, a force storm. I’m gonna say its’ the ultimate Sith technique, because I never heard of (or saw once I looked it up on wookiepedia) anything cooler in my life. It’s basically a horrible wormhole that a Sith can summon out from their hands that sucks up planets and is made from pure anger and rage. It’s Sith lightning up to 11.

To counter this- the twins suddenly collect their power in some super awesome Jedi deflecting shield and the whole attack reflects right back at Sidious. As it turned out, even the force power of Leia’s baby was involved. That is awesome- it reminded me of the family Kamehameha from DBZ.. After looking it up, I'm just going to say it's the Ultimate Jedi Technique called Force Harmony. Typically, it is done with multiple Jedi merging their powers.

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