So when we last left off, Scowl is lowered into lava, Maliss is out to get Kotaro, Kotaro pwns a Wolf, Orko saves Snow White, Zilla doesn’t fight his father, and Pooh and Friends are as useless as ever. Let’s resume the story.
Part Seven Of Nine
(I feel dirty now...)
So Snow White and Kotaro chase Orko to thank him. Snow White also concludes that Orko is some form of Mysterious Protector. Kotaro asks Orko to join them, and if he does, he will make his face- no. Snow White and Kotaro leave as Orko gets all upset and storms out. Huh. Oh, and Maliss and Bowser corner Snow White. Cue the gasp clip that I hate so much. Cyber-Zilla shoots out a missile that turns into a wooden cage to trap Pooh and friends. Huh, now if only it can fire shurikens and lightning.
Rabbit: Suddenly going to the Realm of Doom doesn’t seem like a good idea.
There, that was a better use of the line as opposed to “unintentionally going to the desert was a bad idea”. Maliss uses his death beams on Snow White. Kotaro is trapped in an electric net. Everyone save for Orko and the Dwarfelles are captured. Damn. That was epic. Oh, and Jack isn’t captured as well. Forgot about him.
Thunderella: He’s gonna do something horrible to her, I know it!
... NAH! YA THINK? I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GIVE HER TEA AND TALK ABOUT THE LOVLEY BIRDS AND BEES! Arg. So the Dwarfelles travel to save Snow White.
We then go back to Scowl, who when we last left off, is dangling over a boiling pot. He laments on how he tried to make Batso evil and sees where it got him. Batso arrives to rub it in Scowl’s face and points out that smoking is bad. Scowl points out how his situation is more serious than smoking. Scowl tells Batso to blow out the candle to save him and after two misinterpretations of Scowl’s instructions, Batso does. Scowl and Batso leave the castle and spot the Dwarfelles as they make a fail in sneaking in. Yeah, I am sure the equivalent of Mordor is going to let agents of Mother Nature in. Scowl and Batso kidnap Sunburn. More Butt-Monkey ensues as the duo drop off Sunburn right next to the drawbridge controls. The Dwarfelles storm the castle as they fight Maliss’ minions. The battle could be best described as slapstick.
So Snow White and the rest awake to see the Prince. Standing perfectly still with a triumphant hands on hips stance. Oh, Crap!. I can see where this is going. Looking at the visual cues and his tone of voice, he’s either a Bastard Boyfriend or it’s not really him. The Dwarfelles get into the room and talk to the AiW!Mirror. They find the secret door that the Prince brought Snow White through in a matter of seconds. Oh, and AiW!Mirror hints a Face–Heel Turn.
So The Prince takes Snow White to some place and his eyes glow red. Okay, we get it, The Prince is brainwashed or it is not him. You do not need to bash that over our heads. Hell, you convinced me on the first try! Kotaro notices The Prince isn’t himself after he sees the eyes glow and Snow White notices this after he talks in that abusive husband tone. Am I that Genre Savvy or is everyone as slow as a slug? This guy has a bright neon sign saying, "I'm Evil" and no one save for Kotaro notices this. This is where the part ends so we will have to find out how long it takes before Snow White finds out that the Prince isn’t himself next time.
