Okay, so when we last left off Hinako, she was going to start the weight training. Let’s start.
As Hinako stated before, we will be doing push-ups, sit-ups, and squats. In sets of twelve. The subbers also failed a bit with the timing of the line, “Let’s start with push ups” it was there for like one second.
Hinako: Don’t stick your butt up but don’t let it fall down either.
That... was advice. I will grant her that. How effective said advice is up to you. She then shows it to us. Sadly, since this is part Fanservice, we have to look at Hinako’s cleavage and her strap slipping. Oh, and Gainaxing. Can’t forget about the good ol’ Gainaxing
Hinako: Are you really doing it with me? You’re properly watching me, right?
No, the camera is more focused on other places than your face, I will leave it up to you to figure out which.
Hinako: It’s been a while, so it’s a little tough, huh?
What? Typing out your lines for me to react or the push-ups?
Hinako: But we’re just getting started.
That we are... That we are...
Hinako: Next is sit-ups. The form is with your knees bent and your arms crossed behind your head.
I know how to do a sit up; I have been to physical education.
Hinako: Please don’t use your neck strength to prop yourself up, also don’t stop breathing.
That I did not know. Wow, the intelligence that I should have expected in Sleeping With Hinako had suddenly popped up here. Alright. The camera becomes more of a pervert.
Hinako: Are you okay? Are you keeping up with me properly?
Yeah, I am. Look at how much info I got in the last twelve seconds.
Hinako: We’re almost done, don’t give up.
Ah, it is good to see Hinako being so coordinated with me. That is what I would have said. Skipping the training because it's poorly disguised Ecchi.
Hinako: My body is starting to feel a little sore...
If the people who made this play their cards right, it will be all the more sorer. She then drinks a bottle which has an Anime character on it.
Hinako: It hasn’t been long, doesn’t it feel like we’ve done a lot?
Compared to Sleeping With Hinako? Not really.
Hinako: It might get dull, but if you keep at it, you’ll definitely get results!
What is with Hinako giving advice all of a sudden? Compared to Sleeping With Hinako, where she gives no advice at all and insists on sleeping for microseconds only to wake up again to do nothing but fan service! What would happen if I watched another episode of Pooh’s Adventures? Would Pooh and his friends actually do stuff that would forever change the movie they are in? Okay, so Hinako has this stoner look and realizes that she has to go.
Hinako: It’s almost my turn to appear in this anime!
Wait, aren’t you already in an anime?
Hinako: Right now I might look relaxed but I’m giving it my all, you know? So please continue with the weight training and harden your body.
Do I even have to make fun about that line?
Hinako: Come back tomorrow, okay?
Uh, why? I thought we are already done.
Wataru: No, you are –
I KNOW, GOD DAMN IT! THAT WAS SARCASM!
Hinako: I did it! (YATTA ≠ YAY) You have to! okay? You absolutely must come back tomorrow. Pinky promise?
God damn it. {Pinky Swears}
Hinako: It’s a promise! Thank you so much for today, see you tomorrow.
Then we see the end credits. It is Hinako and some other people getting ready for an anime. Hey, always wanted to see how Japan would do an Ecchi version of Kappa Mikey? Here you go. Okay, so from what I see, it’s some form of Magical Girl, with panty shots. So it’s right there with Ikki Tousen and High School Of The Dead. And they fight some mechanical monster and finishing it off with a double Marble Screw (Four girls firing beams as opposed to just two). I would say, it would be interesting to see that anime as opposed to Hinako, but what can you do.
And we are done for now. Next part is the final. Why? Find out next time and find out.
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