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Episode eight is one of the more minor ones, but it still has some unique oddities to share.

Home Doctor, an old PS 1 game, gets a brief clip. The intro shows naked adult male and female bodies, well, more like mannequins. The female has erect nipples but Anime Anatomy otherwise. The male, on the other hand, has his groin blurred out. They're also rather Uncanny Valley, since they look more like mannequins, which may be for the best to avoid any further Accidental Nightmare Fuel.

There's also Bikini Karate Babes, from... oh, God... Creative Edge Studios. It's a PC fighting game with digitized chicks. Unlike the old Mortal Kombat games, the women have been smoothly integrated into the game, but that makes them mesh even less with the not-so-realistic backgrounds.

The intro to this game is also notable. It has a truly terrible, cheesy, techno-style "song" playing over scenes of the random women fighting out in the forest. Some of them look better than others; it could be said that it ranges from "grenade" to "passably attractive".

An interesting thing about this clip is that it isn't censored, unlike later episodes when they showed it again (and you better believe they did). There is a scene where one of the women has tied another to a tree, and is pulling one bikini top after another off of her, holding it threateningly over her head. It ends with the victim's Sideboob, which is censored in later episodes! In this early episode, it doesn't even show a nipple, so why it was censored later on is anyone's guess.

You can read more about the game here.

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The sideboob was never censored in the BKB game. 18th Sep 11