Line #0 Quotes/HandsomeLech


1	->''A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.''
2	-->-- '''Lana Turner'''
3
4	->''He's just one big hormone walking around the ship!''
5	-->-- '''Neelix''' on '''Tom Paris''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''
6
7	->''Say, why don't you come over here and...hey, '''watch the hair!'''''
8	-->-- '''Blood Elf Male''', ''Videogame/WorldOfWarcraft''
9
10	->'''Doctor:''' You mind flirting outside?\
11	'''Jack:''' I was only saying hello.\
12	'''Doctor:''' For ''you'', that's flirting.\
13	'''Lynda:''' I'm not complaining.
14	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' gets a RunningGag rolling, "Bad Wolf"
15
16	->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to [[SkewedPriorities nail hot chicks]]."'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not even kidding]]. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.
17	-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Film/TheBeastmaster''
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19	->''Every hot, skinny blonde bikini model can let out a giant queen of relief, because after [[Creator/LeonardoDicaprio Leonardo DiCatchACho’s]] cheesy peen reportedly spent time in [[Music/{{Rihanna}} RiRi’s]] vagine (yes, they both denied it, but let me believe), it has gone back to boning [[EveryoneLovesBlondes hot, skinny blonde bikini models]]...We all have a type. Leo’s type is hot, skinny blonde bikini models who will hump on him to [[GoldDigger get their names in Page Six]] and my type is absolutely almost anything at this point. The Yoplait cup next to me is starting to look sexy. I’m that hard up.''
20	-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/03/leonardo-dicatchaho-is-totally-dating-against-type/ Michael K.]]'''
21
22	->A boy with the looks of a little angel, but with the mind of an old pervert.
23	-->-- '''Creator/DoubleFine's [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Psycho-pedia]] on Nils Lutefisk'''
24
25	->"I just had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a '''stud.'''"
26	-->--'''Flash''', ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]''
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28	->'''Kagura''': Noel, babe. Did you know, that the light that emanates from something beautiful can cause a person to lose themselves?\
29	'''Noel''': Huh?\
30	'''Kagura''': That is... [[WhatBeautifulEyes Your eyes]]. Please don't take your gaze off me. I want to get lost in them.\
31	'''Noel''': Huh? What? Whaaaaaat!?\
32	'''Kagura''': ''drawing closer, winking'' ''"[[BrickJoke A night, warm as the summer breeze...]]"''\
33	'''Makoto''': SQUIRREL POWER! ''Whack!''\
34	'''Kagura''': Reversal! ''Falls down in pain''\
35	'''Makoto''': That, Noel, is the kind of man you never let come near you, got it?\
36	'''Kagura''': Your body... It's perfect. You could rule the world with that bod, Makoto.
37	-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}: Chronophantasma''
38
39	->''"You make sex seem gross and lame!"''
40	-->--'''Princess''' to '''Aladdin''', ''Theatre/TwistedTheUntoldStoryOfARoyalVizier''
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42	->'''Blanche''': You rotten devil, you. Call yourself a doctor?
43	->'''Dr. Gay''': "Doctor", "layman". What difference does it make as long as the treatment's right? An' I can give you ''that'', pretty one...
44	-->-- ''Film/PleaseTurnOver''

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