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1An obscene haiku\
2Don’t look at it! It’s [[{{Fanservice}} naked!]]\
3What a perv you are!
4->--{{Tropers/RabidBiscuit}}
5
6Again and again,\
7I walk in on you changing.\
8Please stop hitting me.
9->--{{Tropers/Bozozoku}}
10
11I reached, not looking,\
12Felt something soft, startled, then\
13She twisted my arm.
14->--@/SoWeAteThem
15
16Hands on something... soft?\
17[[Film/PlanesTrainsAndAutomobiles It feels like two pillows...]]\
18Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!
19->--@/{{Tropers/Zblayde}}
20
21Coming out of bath,\
22Some stupid boy opens the door.\
23I scream, he slams it.
24->--yugi195
25
26So, which door was it?\
27This one?... No, it must be this...\
28OH GOD! [=*Slams the door*=].
29->--yugi195
30
31
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33Kyaa! ''[[UsefulNotes/JapaneseStockPhrases Doko sawatteru no]]?!'' Get out of my room and go back to AccidentalPervert, you moron!

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