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2 | [[folder: Book One, Unmanned]] |
3 | * Yorick's introduction; hanging upside down from a straitjacket, talking about Elvis' twin brother. |
4 | ** Even funnier is Ampersand's introduction; throwing his poop at Yorick. |
5 | ** 355's introduction; Yorick is talking about how he can't leave his apartment. Beth gives a responds with a sarcastic quip. |
6 | -->'''''Beth''': The world is glorious! What's there to be afraid of?'' |
7 | --> '''''Next Page''': A masked kidnapper taking a woman hostage.'' |
8 | ** Dr. Mann's introduction; Yorick is talking about how much he misses Beth. Beth tries to cut in. |
9 | -->'''''Beth''': Before you say anything, there's something I should tell you.'' |
10 | --> '''''Next Page, Dr. Mann''': I'm having a baby.''[[labelnote:Note]]Her dialogue gets [[DeadpanSnarker snarkier from there]].[[/labelnote]] |
11 | ** Hero's introduction; her boning a fireman can be funny, but also take note of the disgusted thoughts from her colleagues. |
12 | * During the countdown... |
13 | ** At four seconds... |
14 | --> '''''Government Official''': Representative Brown? Your husband just called, said he was going to be late to the party.'' |
15 | --> '''''Ms. Brown''': Men. [[FiveSecondForeshadowing Can't live with 'em.]]'' |
16 | ** At three seconds: the reporter trying to get a date out of Alter, and failing. |
17 | ** At two seconds... |
18 | --> '''''Agent 1033''': Three bodies for one artifact recovered? Looks like you're turning into the Culper Ring's [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]]-'' |
19 | --> '''''Agent 355''': Just shut up and get us out of here.'' |
20 | ** When the plague hits, and the reactions of the men being affected, turning a serious moment into something part {{Narm}}, part GallowsHumor. |
21 | --> '''''Unknown Girl''': Daddy? I think Buck is sick.'' |
22 | * 355 breaks into Secretary Valentine's room. She doesn't even bat an eyelash at it. |
23 | -->'''''Valentine''': If you're looking for food, the kitchen's already been pillaged.''' |
24 | ** Even funnier is when 355 almost immediately after tells Valentine she's now the President of the United States. |
25 | * The confrontation between Yorick and a chick driving a garbage truck full of corpses. |
26 | ** One of the first things she does? Checks his family jewels. |
27 | -->'''''Girl''': You're a ''real man''! But just barely.'' |
28 | ** Yorick's use of the word "whom" prompts the girl to sarcastically ask if he's an English major. |
29 | -->'''''Yorick''': As a matter of fact...'' |
30 | -->'''''Girl''': Yeah, I really don't care.'' |
31 | ** The girl handcuffing Yorick, despite him being an escape artist, and turning her back away only to find that he escaped. |
32 | -->'''''(After escaping) Yorick''': You're just lucky those handcuffs were ''Hiatts'' you little shit.'' |
33 | * Ms. Brown, after speaking with a colleague, gets a surprise visit from Yorick. First thing she does? [[InformedAbility Puts those Tae Bo classes to use]]. |
34 | ** "Boy, security sure has gotten ''lame'' in this joint since all of the men diEEEEED! |
35 | ** Their speculation as to why Yorick survived prompts a DoubleTake from Ms. Brown. |
36 | -->'''''Yorick''': I bought it in a magic store and used it to propose to Beth right before-'' |
37 | -->'''''Ms. Brown''': A magic ring? Yorick, don't be ridiculous, that has nothing to do with- ...did you just say proposed?'' |
38 | -->'''''Yorick''': Yes. That's why I'm going to Australia to find out her answer.'' |
39 | -->'''''Ms. Brown''': The hell you are!'' |
40 | * Yorick and Ms. Brown being shot at. |
41 | -->'''''Ms. Brown''': Get away from the window Yorick!'' |
42 | -->'''''Yorick''': But who's shooting at us mom? Terrorists?'' |
43 | -->'''''Ms. Brown''': Worse. Republicans.'' |
44 | * Yorick is amazed that the women are fighting over who runs the government now. |
45 | -->'''Yorick''': When did women get so angry and power-hungry?! |
46 | -->'''Jennifer''': [[TakeThat Didn't you tell me you voted for Hillary?]] |
47 | [[/folder]] |
48 | |
49 | [[folder: Book Two, Cycles]] |
50 | * When Victoria delivers an extended, statistic-filled rant about the unfairness of the male-dominated justice system, and after she's finished, Dr. Mann mutters: |
51 | -->''"Jesus Christ. We're in John Ashcroft's hell."'' |
52 | [[/folder]] |
53 | |
54 | [[folder: Book Three, One Small Step]] |
55 | * At the end of the astronauts arc. |
56 | -->'''Dr. Mann:''' [[spoiler: It's raining men!]]\ |
57 | '''355:''' ...Hallellujah. |
58 | [[/folder]] |
59 | |
60 | [[folder: Book Four, Safeword]] |
61 | [[/folder]] |
62 | |
63 | [[folder: Book Five, Ring Of Truth]] |
64 | * When Yorick tries to scare some Daughters of the Amazons away from a church by levitating himself and pretending to be God: |
65 | -->'''Yorick''': And you will ''know'' my name is the ''Lord'' when I lay my vengeance upon thee!\ |
66 | ''(All but one of the Amazons run off in terror)''\ |
67 | '''Velvet''': Are you serious? That's not even from the Bible! It's a quote from fucking ''Film/PulpFiction''! |
68 | ** As an added GeniusBonus, the line Yorick quotes actually ''is'' from the Bible. It's even from Ezekiel 25:17, and is one of the only parts of the monologue that's in the text. |
69 | [[/folder]] |
70 | |
71 | [[folder: Book Six, Girl On Girl]] |
72 | [[/folder]] |
73 | |
74 | [[folder: Book Seven, Paper Dolls]] |
75 | * Yorick's priorities after getting his naked picture taken. |
76 | * ''Laughter died with the dudes''. |
77 | [[/folder]] |
78 | |
79 | [[folder: Book Eight, Kimono Dragons]] |
80 | * Yorick and Ampersand reunite. |
81 | -->'''Yorick:''' Amp? Ampersand!\ |
82 | ''[[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments *Hug*]]''\ |
83 | ''[[MomentKiller *Ampersand bites Yorick on the ear*]]''\ |
84 | '''Yorick:''' Ow! Son of a bitch! |
85 | [[/folder]] |
86 | |
87 | [[folder: Book Nine, Motherland]] |
88 | [[/folder]] |
89 | |
90 | [[folder: Book Ten, Whys And Wherefores]] |
91 | * "Beth, I think Beth has a right to know about... Beth." |
92 | [[/folder]] |
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