Line #21 Funny/YTheLastMan


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2	[[folder: Book One, Unmanned]]
3	* Yorick's introduction; hanging upside down from a straitjacket, talking about Elvis' twin brother.
4	** Even funnier is Ampersand's introduction; throwing his poop at Yorick.
5	** 355's introduction; Yorick is talking about how he can't leave his apartment. Beth gives a responds with a sarcastic quip.
6	-->'''''Beth''': The world is glorious! What's there to be afraid of?''
7	--> '''''Next Page''': A masked kidnapper taking a woman hostage.''
8	** Dr. Mann's introduction; Yorick is talking about how much he misses Beth. Beth tries to cut in.
9	-->'''''Beth''': Before you say anything, there's something I should tell you.''
10	--> '''''Next Page, Dr. Mann''': I'm having a baby.''[[labelnote:Note]]Her dialogue gets [[DeadpanSnarker snarkier from there]].[[/labelnote]]
11	** Hero's introduction; her boning a fireman can be funny, but also take note of the disgusted thoughts from her colleagues.
12	* During the countdown...
13	** At four seconds...
14	--> '''''Government Official''': Representative Brown? Your husband just called, said he was going to be late to the party.''
15	--> '''''Ms. Brown''': Men. [[FiveSecondForeshadowing Can't live with 'em.]]''
16	** At three seconds: the reporter trying to get a date out of Alter, and failing.
17	** At two seconds...
18	--> '''''Agent 1033''': Three bodies for one artifact recovered? Looks like you're turning into the Culper Ring's [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]]-''
19	--> '''''Agent 355''': Just shut up and get us out of here.''
20	** When the plague hits, and the reactions of the men being affected, turning a serious moment into something part {{Narm}}, part GallowsHumor.
21	--> '''''Unknown Girl''': Daddy? I think Buck is sick.''
22	* 355 breaks into Secretary Valentine's room. She doesn't even bat an eyelash at it.
23	-->'''''Valentine''': If you're looking for food, the kitchen's already been pillaged.'''
24	** Even funnier is when 355 almost immediately after tells Valentine she's now the President of the United States.
25	* The confrontation between Yorick and a chick driving a garbage truck full of corpses.
26	** One of the first things she does? Checks his family jewels.
27	-->'''''Girl''': You're a ''real man''! But just barely.''
28	** Yorick's use of the word "whom" prompts the girl to sarcastically ask if he's an English major.
29	-->'''''Yorick''': As a matter of fact...''
30	-->'''''Girl''': Yeah, I really don't care.''
31	** The girl handcuffing Yorick, despite him being an escape artist, and turning her back away only to find that he escaped.
32	-->'''''(After escaping) Yorick''': You're just lucky those handcuffs were ''Hiatts'' you little shit.''
33	* Ms. Brown, after speaking with a colleague, gets a surprise visit from Yorick. First thing she does? [[InformedAbility Puts those Tae Bo classes to use]].
34	** "Boy, security sure has gotten ''lame'' in this joint since all of the men diEEEEED!
35	** Their speculation as to why Yorick survived prompts a DoubleTake from Ms. Brown.
36	-->'''''Yorick''': I bought it in a magic store and used it to propose to Beth right before-''
37	-->'''''Ms. Brown''': A magic ring? Yorick, don't be ridiculous, that has nothing to do with- ...did you just say proposed?''
38	-->'''''Yorick''': Yes. That's why I'm going to Australia to find out her answer.''
39	-->'''''Ms. Brown''': The hell you are!''
40	* Yorick and Ms. Brown being shot at.
41	-->'''''Ms. Brown''': Get away from the window Yorick!''
42	-->'''''Yorick''': But who's shooting at us mom? Terrorists?''
43	-->'''''Ms. Brown''': Worse. Republicans.''
44	* Yorick is amazed that the women are fighting over who runs the government now.
45	-->'''Yorick''': When did women get so angry and power-hungry?!
46	-->'''Jennifer''': [[TakeThat Didn't you tell me you voted for Hillary?]]
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49	[[folder: Book Two, Cycles]]
50	* When Victoria delivers an extended, statistic-filled rant about the unfairness of the male-dominated justice system, and after she's finished, Dr. Mann mutters:
51	-->''"Jesus Christ. We're in John Ashcroft's hell."''
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54	[[folder: Book Three, One Small Step]]
55	* At the end of the astronauts arc.
56	-->'''Dr. Mann:''' [[spoiler: It's raining men!]]\
57	'''355:''' ...Hallellujah.
58	[[/folder]]
59
60	[[folder: Book Four, Safeword]]
61	[[/folder]]
62
63	[[folder: Book Five, Ring Of Truth]]
64	* When Yorick tries to scare some Daughters of the Amazons away from a church by levitating himself and pretending to be God:
65	-->'''Yorick''': And you will ''know'' my name is the ''Lord'' when I lay my vengeance upon thee!\
66	''(All but one of the Amazons run off in terror)''\
67	'''Velvet''': Are you serious? That's not even from the Bible! It's a quote from fucking ''Film/PulpFiction''!
68	** As an added GeniusBonus, the line Yorick quotes actually ''is'' from the Bible. It's even from Ezekiel 25:17, and is one of the only parts of the monologue that's in the text.
69	[[/folder]]
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71	[[folder: Book Six, Girl On Girl]]
72	[[/folder]]
73
74	[[folder: Book Seven, Paper Dolls]]
75	* Yorick's priorities after getting his naked picture taken.
76	* ''Laughter died with the dudes''.
77	[[/folder]]
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79	[[folder: Book Eight, Kimono Dragons]]
80	* Yorick and Ampersand reunite.
81	-->'''Yorick:''' Amp? Ampersand!\
82	''[[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Hug]]''\
83	''[[MomentKiller Ampersand bites Yorick on the ear]]''\
84	'''Yorick:''' Ow! Son of a bitch!
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87	[[folder: Book Nine, Motherland]]
88	[[/folder]]
89
90	[[folder: Book Ten, Whys And Wherefores]]
91	* "Beth, I think Beth has a right to know about... Beth."
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