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1	* '''Wade Wilson.'''
2	** "Okay. People are dead."
3	** "You whip out of a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding and they will never, ever forget it."
4	** "Granted it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun or bone claws or the ''fingernails of a bag lady''."
5	** "Thank you, sir. [[HoYay You look really nice today.]] It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes."
6	** "Great! Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet; dreams really do come true."
7	* Remy's sudden re-appearance at the end, and Wolverine's annoyed reaction.
8	-->'''Remy:''' You miss me? \
9	'''Logan:''' Oh, Jesus...
10	* Remy's introduction itself is very him. Wolverine marches up the table looking for him.
11	-->'''Remy:''' Do I owe you money? \
12	'''Logan:''' No. \
13	'''Remy:''' ''[grins]'' Then Remy [=LeBeau=] I am.
14	* The BrickJoke with Duke's tattoo of his previous girlfriend.
15	* This little exchange:
16	-->'''Logan:''' C'mon, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!\
17	'''Dukes:''' ...[[MondegreenGag Did you just call me]]... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!\
18	'''Logan:''' [''genuinely confused''] No, but...\
19	'''Dukes:''' [[ScreamingWarrior ARRRRGGGHHHH!!]] [''charge at Logan and bump him out of the ring'']
20	** And later:
21	--->'''Wraith:''' I told you not to insult his weight! Why'd you have to call him "Blob"?\
22	'''Logan:''' I don't call him "Blob". I said ''[[VerbalTic "bub"]]''!
23	** Wraith's bright idea to endear Logan to Dukes again? An impromptu boxing match.
24	--->'''Wraith:''' I'm trying to help you out here, Logan. Dukes don't like you that much and you know it! \
25	'''Logan:''' The feeling's mutual. \
26	'''Wraith:''' Then use those gloves, man. Dance with him a little bit! Let him get his anger out on you, I figure if you do that he'll tell you anything you want to know. \
27	'''Logan:''' ''(Watching Dukes stretch wearing a shirt [[FanDisservice at least two sizes too small for him]])'' Oh come on, man, look at him! He's got a big ol' ass coming out the front of his shirt, Jesus. He's gonna have a coronary, for Christ's sake, is there even a stretcher big enough to take this guy out of here?! \
28	''(Wraith rings the bell, causing Logan to turn around and immediately get clocked in the face by Dukes.)'' \
29	'''Wraith:''' It ain't him I'm worried about getting outta here on a stretcher. \
30	'''Logan:''' You're an asshole.
31	** Logan realizes a bit too late that while he may be fighting a massively obese man, said obese man still has SuperStrength. Dukes smacks Logan around the ring for a bit (complete with lovingly rendered JigglePhysics on his [[FanDisservice man-boobs and spare tire]]) before illegally head-butting him... and ringing his own bell on Logan's newly minted Adamantium skull.
32	* After being put through the adamantium bonding process, Wolverine ''somehow'' loses the pair of briefs he was wearing while in the tank, during his escape.
33	** He wasn't actually wearing briefs during the bonding process if you watch the scene closely you'll see that the "briefs" were actually some sort of restraint
34	* While Victor is waiting for Logan to show up [[spoiler: after faking Kayla's death]], he's carving a smiley-face into the bar counter. Then he hears [[SayMyName Logan bellowing his name]], and idly asks the bartender if he has insurance.
35	-->'''Bartender:''' Insurance? No.\
36	'''Victor:''' Hm. Too bad.
37	* Victor finds himself tied up next to Logan, the two of them facing a firing squad... and is totally nonchalant about it.
38	--> 'Wake me up when it's over.'
39	* Victor's condescending reaction upon seeing Logan's adamantium coated claws for the first time.
40	-->'''Logan:''' [[DramaticGunCock SNIKT]] \
41	'''Victor:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ooh, shiny]].
42	* Early on in the movie, Stryker tells Wade that he'd be the perfect soldier if he didn't have "that mouth of (his)". After Wade [[spoiler:returns as Weapon XI, with his mouth sewn shut]], Logan has this to say.
43	-->'''Logan''': [[BrickJoke Guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, huh]]?
44	* Stryker tries to persuade Logan to rejoin the team by pulling the patriotism card:
45	-->'''Stryker:''' Your country needs you.\
46	'''Logan:''' I'm Canadian. ''[drives away]''

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