* '''Wade Wilson.'''
** "Okay. People are dead."
** "You whip out of a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding and they will never, ever forget it."
** "Granted it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun or bone claws or the ''fingernails of a bag lady''."
** "Thank you, sir. [[HoYay You look really nice today.]] It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes."
** "Great! Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet; dreams really do come true."
* Remy's sudden re-appearance at the end, and Wolverine's annoyed reaction.
-->'''Remy:''' You miss me?
-->'''Logan:''' Oh, Jesus...
* Remy's introduction itself is very him. Wolverine marches up the table looking for him.
-->'''Remy:''' Do I owe you money?
-->'''Logan:''' No.
-->'''Remy:''' ''[grins]'' Then Remy [=LeBeau=] I am.
* This little exchange:
-->'''Logan:''' C'mon, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!\\
'''Dukes:''' ...[[{{Mondegreen}} Did you just call me]]... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!\\
'''Logan:''' [''genuinely confused''] No, but...\\
'''Dukes:''' [[ScreamingWarrior ARRRRGGGHHHH!!]] [''charge at Logan and bump him out of the ring'']
** And later:
--->'''Wraith:''' I told you not to insult his weight! Why'd you have to call him "Blob"?\\
'''Logan:''' I don't call him "Blob". I said ''[[VerbalTic "bub"]]''!
* After being put through the adamantium bonding process, Wolverine ''somehow'' loses the pair of briefs he was wearing while in the tank, during his escape.
* While Victor is waiting for Logan to show up [[spoiler: after faking Kayla's death]], he's carving a smiley-face into the bar counter. Then he hears [[SayMyName Logan bellowing his name]], and idly asks the bartender if he has insurance.
-->'''Bartender:''' Insurance? No.\\
'''Victor:''' Hm. Too bad.
* Victor finds himself tied up next to Logan, the two of them facing a firing squad... and is totally nonchalant about it.
--> 'Wake me up when it's over.'