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3rd Jul '16 12:42:13 PM jakobitis
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* Victor finds himself tied up next to Logan, the two of them facing a firing squad... and is totally nonchalant about it.
--> 'Wake me up when it's over.'
11th Jun '16 11:21:14 PM Phoenixion
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'''Logan:''' I don't call him "Blob." I said ''[[VerbalTic "bub"]]''!

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'''Logan:''' I don't call him "Blob." "Blob". I said ''[[VerbalTic "bub"]]''!
11th Jun '16 11:19:56 PM Phoenixion
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-->'''Logan:''' Come on, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!\\

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-->'''Logan:''' Come on, C'mon, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!\\
11th Jun '16 11:18:45 PM Phoenixion
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'''Dukes:''' ...[[{{Mondegreen Did you just call me]]... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!\\

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'''Dukes:''' ...[[{{Mondegreen [[{{Mondegreen}} Did you just call me]]... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!\\



'''Dukes:''' [[ScreamingWarrior ARRRRGGGHHHH!!] [''charge at Logan and bump him out of the ring'']

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'''Dukes:''' [[ScreamingWarrior ARRRRGGGHHHH!!] ARRRRGGGHHHH!!]] [''charge at Logan and bump him out of the ring'']
11th Jun '16 11:18:16 PM Phoenixion
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'''Dukes:''' ...Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?! ''[cue the UnstoppableRage]''

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'''Dukes:''' ...[[{{Mondegreen Did you just call me... me]]... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?! ''[cue BLOB]]''?!\\
'''Logan:''' [''genuinely confused''] No, but...\\
'''Dukes:''' [[ScreamingWarrior ARRRRGGGHHHH!!] [''charge at Logan and bump him out of
the UnstoppableRage]''ring'']



'''Victor:''' Hm. Too bad.

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'''Victor:''' Hm. Too bad.bad.
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17th Apr '16 1:38:47 PM HeraldAlberich
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* '''Wade Wilson'''.

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* '''Wade Wilson'''.Wilson.'''



** "Granted it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun or bone claws or the ''fingernails of bag lady''."

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** "Granted it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun or bone claws or the ''fingernails of a bag lady''."



** "Great! Stuck in an elevator with 5 guys and a high-protein diet; dreams really do come true."

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** "Great! Stuck in an elevator with 5 five guys and on a high-protein diet; dreams really do come true."



-->'''Remy''': You miss me?
-->'''Logan''': Oh, Jesus...
** Remy's introduction itself is very him. Wolverine marches up the table looking for him.

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-->'''Remy''': -->'''Remy:''' You miss me?
-->'''Logan''': -->'''Logan:''' Oh, Jesus...
** * Remy's introduction itself is very him. Wolverine marches up the table looking for him.



-->'''Remy:''' ''(grins)'' Then Remy Lebau I am.

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-->'''Remy:''' ''(grins)'' ''[grins]'' Then Remy Lebau [=LeBeau=] I am.



--> '''Logan''': "Come on, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!"
--> '''Dukes''': "...Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!" [''cue the UnstoppableRage'']

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--> '''Logan''': "Come -->'''Logan:''' Come on, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!"
--> '''Dukes''': "...
sake!\\
'''Dukes:''' ...
Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!" [''cue BLOB]]''?! ''[cue the UnstoppableRage'']UnstoppableRage]''



--> '''Wraith''': "I told you not to insult his weight!"
--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic 'bub']]''!"

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--> '''Wraith''': "I --->'''Wraith:''' I told you not to insult his weight!"
--> '''Logan''': "I
weight! Why'd you have to call him "Blob"?\\
'''Logan:''' I
don't call him 'Blob'. "Blob." I said ''[[VerbalTic 'bub']]''!""bub"]]''!



* While Victor is waiting for Logan to show up [[spoiler: after faking Kayla's death]], he's carving a smiley-face into the bar counter. Then he hears [[SayMyName Logan bellowing his name]], and idly asks the bartender if he has insurance.

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* While Victor is waiting for Logan to show up [[spoiler: after faking Kayla's death]], he's carving a smiley-face into the bar counter. Then he hears [[SayMyName Logan bellowing his name]], and idly asks the bartender if he has insurance.insurance.
-->'''Bartender:''' Insurance? No.\\
'''Victor:''' Hm. Too bad.
11th Apr '16 6:43:16 PM SirSapphire
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Added DiffLines:

** "Thank you, sir. [[HoYay You look really nice today.]] It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes."
27th Jul '15 6:50:36 PM Scorntex
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Added DiffLines:

** Remy's introduction itself is very him. Wolverine marches up the table looking for him.
-->'''Remy:''' Do I owe you money?
-->'''Logan:''' No.
-->'''Remy:''' ''(grins)'' Then Remy Lebau I am.
10th Jun '15 12:17:35 PM Lightning4119
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* After being put through the adamantium bonding process, Wolverine ''somehow'' loses the pair of briefs he was wearing while in the tank, during his escape.

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* After being put through the adamantium bonding process, Wolverine ''somehow'' loses the pair of briefs he was wearing while in the tank, during his escape.escape.
* While Victor is waiting for Logan to show up [[spoiler: after faking Kayla's death]], he's carving a smiley-face into the bar counter. Then he hears [[SayMyName Logan bellowing his name]], and idly asks the bartender if he has insurance.
7th Dec '14 9:20:53 AM KingStatham
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--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic 'bub']]''!"

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--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic 'bub']]''!"'bub']]''!"
* After being put through the adamantium bonding process, Wolverine ''somehow'' loses the pair of briefs he was wearing while in the tank, during his escape.
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