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17th Apr '16 1:38:47 PM HeraldAlberich
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* '''Wade Wilson'''.

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* '''Wade Wilson'''.Wilson.'''



** "Granted it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun or bone claws or the ''fingernails of bag lady''."

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** "Granted it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun or bone claws or the ''fingernails of a bag lady''."



** "Great! Stuck in an elevator with 5 guys and a high-protein diet; dreams really do come true."

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** "Great! Stuck in an elevator with 5 five guys and on a high-protein diet; dreams really do come true."



-->'''Remy''': You miss me?
-->'''Logan''': Oh, Jesus...
** Remy's introduction itself is very him. Wolverine marches up the table looking for him.

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-->'''Remy''': -->'''Remy:''' You miss me?
-->'''Logan''': -->'''Logan:''' Oh, Jesus...
** * Remy's introduction itself is very him. Wolverine marches up the table looking for him.



-->'''Remy:''' ''(grins)'' Then Remy Lebau I am.

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-->'''Remy:''' ''(grins)'' ''[grins]'' Then Remy Lebau [=LeBeau=] I am.



--> '''Logan''': "Come on, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!"
--> '''Dukes''': "...Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!" [''cue the UnstoppableRage'']

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--> '''Logan''': "Come -->'''Logan:''' Come on, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!"
--> '''Dukes''': "...
sake!\\
'''Dukes:''' ...
Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!" [''cue BLOB]]''?! ''[cue the UnstoppableRage'']UnstoppableRage]''



--> '''Wraith''': "I told you not to insult his weight!"
--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic 'bub']]''!"

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--> '''Wraith''': "I --->'''Wraith:''' I told you not to insult his weight!"
--> '''Logan''': "I
weight! Why'd you have to call him "Blob"?\\
'''Logan:''' I
don't call him 'Blob'. "Blob." I said ''[[VerbalTic 'bub']]''!""bub"]]''!



* While Victor is waiting for Logan to show up [[spoiler: after faking Kayla's death]], he's carving a smiley-face into the bar counter. Then he hears [[SayMyName Logan bellowing his name]], and idly asks the bartender if he has insurance.

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* While Victor is waiting for Logan to show up [[spoiler: after faking Kayla's death]], he's carving a smiley-face into the bar counter. Then he hears [[SayMyName Logan bellowing his name]], and idly asks the bartender if he has insurance.insurance.
-->'''Bartender:''' Insurance? No.\\
'''Victor:''' Hm. Too bad.
11th Apr '16 6:43:16 PM SirSapphire
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** "Thank you, sir. [[HoYay You look really nice today.]] It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes."
27th Jul '15 6:50:36 PM Scorntex
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** Remy's introduction itself is very him. Wolverine marches up the table looking for him.
-->'''Remy:''' Do I owe you money?
-->'''Logan:''' No.
-->'''Remy:''' ''(grins)'' Then Remy Lebau I am.
10th Jun '15 12:17:35 PM Lightning4119
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* After being put through the adamantium bonding process, Wolverine ''somehow'' loses the pair of briefs he was wearing while in the tank, during his escape.

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* After being put through the adamantium bonding process, Wolverine ''somehow'' loses the pair of briefs he was wearing while in the tank, during his escape.escape.
* While Victor is waiting for Logan to show up [[spoiler: after faking Kayla's death]], he's carving a smiley-face into the bar counter. Then he hears [[SayMyName Logan bellowing his name]], and idly asks the bartender if he has insurance.
7th Dec '14 9:20:53 AM KingStatham
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--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic 'bub']]''!"

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--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic 'bub']]''!"'bub']]''!"
* After being put through the adamantium bonding process, Wolverine ''somehow'' loses the pair of briefs he was wearing while in the tank, during his escape.
15th Aug '14 11:12:19 PM Phoenixion
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--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic bub]]''!"

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--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic bub]]''!"'bub']]''!"
15th Aug '14 11:02:41 PM Phoenixion
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--> '''Dukes''': "...Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!" [''cue the UnstoppableRage'']]

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--> '''Dukes''': "...Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!" [''cue the UnstoppableRage'']]UnstoppableRage'']
15th Aug '14 10:58:11 PM Phoenixion
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-->'''Logan''': Oh, Jesus...

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-->'''Logan''': Oh, Jesus...Jesus...
* This little exchange:
--> '''Logan''': "Come on, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!"
--> '''Dukes''': "...Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!" [''cue the UnstoppableRage'']]
** And later:
--> '''Wraith''': "I told you not to insult his weight!"
--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic bub]]''!"
9th Jul '14 7:33:37 PM tropeminer
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* '''Wade Wilson'''. Nearly anytime he opens his mouth.

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* '''Wade Wilson'''. Nearly anytime he opens his mouth.
9th Jul '14 1:15:09 PM tropeminer
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* '''Wade Wilson''': "Okay. People are dead."

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* '''Wade Wilson''': Wilson'''. Nearly anytime he opens his mouth.
**
"Okay. People are dead."
** "You whip out of a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding and they will never, ever forget it."
** "Granted it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun or bone claws or the ''fingernails of bag lady''."
** "Great! Stuck in an elevator with 5 guys and a high-protein diet; dreams really do come true.
"
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