Line #3 Funny/TheWaterboy


1	* "I hope ya'll like what I did to your lawnmower." VROOOOOOOOM!
2	* Farmer Fran [[FanDisservice pinching his pierced nipples]] as Bobby throws the ball at the goal.
3	* Bobby imagining Coach Klein's face everywhere after the latter declares "[[MotivationalLie Water sucks!]] [[ProductPlacement Gatorade is better]]!" eventually leading to...
4	-->Water sucks! It really really sucks! Water sucks! It really really sucks!
5	* Bobby's mom attacking his scumbag father near the end.
6	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIh7PVrsG-k "There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. An unbelievably disturbing image."]]
7	* "Duh-hur, loo-loo-look at me, I'm the wuh-wuh-waterboy! I got a WOOODEN SPOOOOON! Duh-hur-hur" Mean, [[CrossingTheLineTwice but still funny]].
8	** And it's oh so cathartic when Bobby slams him to the ground.
9	** [[LaserGuidedKarma "Wh-who dat? Who-who dere?"]]
10	* The "[[MemeticMutation YOU CAN DO IT!]]" [[Creator/RobSchneider guy]] is a walking, screaming fountain of [=CMOFs=]
11	** YOU CAN DO IT! CUT HIS [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING HEAD OFF!]]
12	** OH NOOO! WE SUCK AGAIN!
13	** WELL WAKE HER ASS UP! WE GOTTA WIN TOMORROW!
14	** YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG!
15	* At the Bourbon Bowl, Bobby faces Meaney again:
16	-->'''Meaney:''' Hey, Waterboy! Is your girlfriend gonna save you again?
17	-->'''Bobby:''' Oh no, sir. I'm gonna take matters into my own hands, you'll see.
18	-->'''Meaney:''' Bring it to the hole! Your ass is mine! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO!
19	-->'''Bobby''': You sound like a big choo-choo train.
20	-->(''Bobby tackles Meaney'')
21	-->'''Bobby:''' [[WrestlerInAllOfUs Powerbomb.]] Compliments of Captain Insano.
22	* [[CallingTheOldManOut Calling The Old Woman Out]]:
23	-->'''Bobby:''' Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! [runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in] And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! [runs back out, then back in again] And I like Vicki, and she like me back! (almost in tears by this point) And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! [slams the door on Mama]
24	** And before that, "I ain't got nobody to keep me company during the day, 'cept STEVE!" (cut to Steve the mule drinking out of the toilet)
25	* When Bobby speaks at the football camp:
26	-->'''Lawrence "L.T." Taylor:''' Tell me, what is your secret? How do you find yourself in the right position all the time?
27	-->'''Bobby:''' That-that-that's a good question. What-what happens is, the-the-the center has-has the ball first. And-and-and the quarterback will say, "Hike." That's when the c-center puts the ball in-into the hands of the quarterback. So what I do is, I-I start tacklin' the quarterback, unless he gives the ball to-to s-somebody else, in which case, I-I try to tackle that person.
28	-->(''{{Beat}}'')
29	-->'''Taylor:''' Gentlemen, this brings me to my next point: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Smoke. Crack.]]
30	-->(''The kids nod'')
31	** For those that didn't follow football in the 1980s, LT was known to smoke crack before games.
32	* "Shut up, Brent."
33	* "Remember the time Bobby intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran to the touchdown bare-ass?"
34	* In one game, Bobby imagines the opposing quarterback is his Mama:
35	-->'''Imaginary Mama:''' I forbid you to talk to that enchantress! She's the devil!
36	-->'''Bobby:''' She's not the devil. She's the most beautiful woman in the world!
37	-->'''Quarterback:''' (''[[OhCrap frantically]]'') I never said she was the devil!
38	-->'''Bobby:''' She's the most beautiful woman in the world!
39	-->'''Quarterback:''' Oh, God, please don't hurt me...
40	** After he knocks him down, Bobby, still visualizing him as his Mama, hugs and kisses him, apologizing to "her". The quarterback, still a nervous wreck, says "I love you too".
41	* The only idea in Bobby's Suggestion Box:
42	-->''Dear Waterboy''
43	-->''Eat shit and kill yourself.''
44	-->''Signed, Everyone''
45	-->'''Bobby:''' Not exactly what I'd call constructive criticism...
46	* When Bobby had to lie to his mother, he said a gorilla got loose from the zoo and punched him in the eye. During the montage of his games, she later puts a wanted poster for said gorilla.
47	* During the Bourbon Bowl, Derek is called in to make the field goal and is told to visualize the attack. And what does he visualize? A head of a KKK member taunting him.
48	-->"How you doin', boy? Heh heh heh. ''(Derek runs for the kick)'' No! No, no, no, no! ''(kicks)'' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
49	* Anytime Coach Klein visualizes Coach Beaulieu as something very non-threatening, like a baby or a puppy.
50	* "Look who's on TV, Mama - [[Creator/DickClark the devil.]]"
51	* The expression on Lynn Swan's face as Vicky's prediction comes true.
52	* This dialogue:
53	-->'''Walter:''' You gonna eat that? ''(takes fan's hot dog)''\
54	'''Jimmy Johnson:''' Eww, now I'm not!
55	* When Bobby takes the exam, Vicky, ever the supportive girlfriend, sneaks up to the window with [[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bc/f6/a2/bcf6a29c567f90b2c492c516fad9cee7.jpg this.]]
56	* Mama Boucher at her son's big game... feeding the cheer squad coffee.
57	-->'''Mama:''' We gotta get you girls sobered up! Have some faith in my Bobby!
58	* Coach Klein having [[ForeignQueasine dinner]] with the Bouchers:
59	-->'''Coach Klein:''' That snake looks delicious. What part do you think I'm about to eat?
60	-->'''Mama Boucher:''' Uh, basically a snake don't have parts. But, uh, if I had to call it anything, I would say it's his knee.
61	-->'''Klein:''' (''beat'') Great. And what are we having for dessert?
62	-->(''squeaking followed by buzzing and a thud from outside'')
63	-->'''Mama:''' Squirrel.
64	-->'''Klein:''' (''pause'') Excellent.
65	* Coach Klein calling his grandmother. The camera pans down to reveal that not only is the phone not connected, but he's wearing a pair of high-heel shoes. Norman Bates, eat your heart out.
66	* "I'll take a scotch-water. Hold the scotch."
67	-->"Did you just make a joke?"
68	-->"Y-y-es I did."
69	-->"Huh huh huh."
70	* "Coach, n-n-not only will I do it for you. I...I...I...Y-ye-yes, I'll do it for you."
71	* Mama showing Bobby an old photo album. The first photo shows her as a young woman with a muscular man. That's not Bobby's father. Booby turns the page and sees a photo of a {{Gonk}}. ''That's'' his daddy.
72	* In a fit of self-hatred, Coach Klein throws a bottle of booze out his window. It hits Colonel Sanders square in the head. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QhBljtAFLs He falls down while making a strange honking sound]].
73	* Coach Klein encouraging his team at the victory party after his team finally wins a game:
74	-->'''Klein:''' Now that you finally won a game, right, you feel looser, the pressure is off, and that will lead to a lot more victories.
75	-->'''Derek:''' Yeah, that and the waterboy getting 20 sacks a game.
76	-->'''Klein:''' That too.
77	* "Mama, when did Benjamin Franklin invent electricity?" "Don't be silly. ''[[BlatantLies I]]'' [[BlatantLies invented electricity!]] Benjamin Franklin is the ''DEVIL!''"

Context Funny / TheWaterboy