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* ''Webcomic/RustyAndCo'': Dirk Doogan [[https://rustyandco.com/comic/level-8-30/ taunts a troll into lunging at him]] (and the deadly buzzsaws surrounding him) with what is basically a "Yo Momma" joke.
-->'''Dirk:''' You couldn't get me even if you brought your ma's bridge club.\\
'''Troll:''' ''My ma don't have no bridge club.''\\
'''Dirk:''' So how does she defend the bridge she lives under, then?\\
'''Troll:''' ''My ma don't live under no bridge, dude!''
-->'''Dirk:''' You couldn't get me even if you brought your ma's bridge club.\\
'''Troll:''' ''My ma don't have no bridge club.''\\
'''Dirk:''' So how does she defend the bridge she lives under, then?\\
'''Troll:''' ''My ma don't live under no bridge, dude!''
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--->'''Moustachio''': Is this regarding Dr. Lee?\\
'''Nick''': What?! No! Dr. Lee? Your mom's Dr. Lee!\\
'''Moustachio''': ''I'' can [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat gauge your feelings]], and my empathy is two springs and a Vial of Mercury.\\
'''Nick''': Your mom's a vial of mercury!
'''Nick''': What?! No! Dr. Lee? Your mom's Dr. Lee!\\
'''Moustachio''': ''I'' can [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat gauge your feelings]], and my empathy is two springs and a Vial of Mercury.\\
'''Nick''': Your mom's a vial of mercury!
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* ''Webcomic/MyMammaIsInBurnedIsOut'': One of the soyjaks proposes the usage of "Yo Mamma" as the new "Coal" because she's fat, constantly has sex with him even though she's post-menopause and the other one's father is still alive, and she birthed the other aforementioned soyjak.
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* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' gives us a roundabout example:
-->'''Black Mage:''' Let me just stop you right there before I am honor bound to cut your face like an elven whore.\\
'''Thief:''' Hold on. ''Elven whore?'' Do I even have to tell you why that's so offensive to me?\\
'''Black Mage:''' Look, if your mother had made dresses, I would have called her a tailor instead.
* ''Webcomic/{{Achewood}}'': [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08292006 hell of yo mama jokes in this strip]], a get-together made up entirely of "your mom" jokes.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}'', two adventurers are running from a monster and one yells at the other, "Did you ''have'' to call his mother a random encounter?"
* During the gubernatorial debate in ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'', Zexion used the "you're a towel" strategy against Cid. Aerith noted it was the rich man's "your mom" joke.
* In ''Webcomic/BetweenFailures'', [[http://betweenfailures.net/archives/archive/931-your-mother one of the three thieves explains the subjectivity of beauty.]]
* Calamities of Nature presents [[http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=401 yo mama jokes for physicists]] and [[http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=453 astrophysicists]].
* In ''Webcomic/CaptainSNES'', Amon gets [[BerserkButton enraged]] when Megaman uses "Your Momma" as an insult. Which is strange, because Amon is a physical incarnation, and doesn't actually have a mother.
* Invoked in ''Webcomic/TheClassMenagerie''. Tony points out that Brad and Kevin don't like their mothers so they should come up with better insults for each other. They promptly start on "yo' roommate" insults. Tony is their roommate.
* ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' tends to do {{subversion}}s of the trope:
** [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1288/ A man encounters a hobo]], who gives him this line:
--->'''Hobo:''' That's what your mom said when I banged her...[[LongLostRelative twenty-six years ago]]. ''(hug)''
** DoubleSubverted [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2020/ here]]:
--->"Hey, what's this line for?"\\
"Your mom. [[BaitAndSwitchComment Her new book came out!]]"\\
''(Displays book titled ''Blowing Five Guys at Once [[ParodiesForDummies for Dummies]]'')''
%% [Can't find a link to the actual comic -- don't think we should be using Photobucket]** Again subverted in [[http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r22/kingyking1/served.jpg this strip.]]
* In [[http://witchsbrew.org/brews21-30/brew25.html this strip]] of the DadaComic ''Witch's Brew'', these jokes can become an unstoppable compulsion. (''Your Mom'' is an unstoppable compulsion.) Oh, shut up. (''Your Mom'' should shut up.)
* Taken to [[RunningGag extreme]] [[DontExplainTheJoke lengths]] in an [[http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=18 early Dinosaur Comics strip]], where T. Rex is very [[IBangedYourMom explicit]] about having had sex with Utahraptor's mom.
* In [[http://doodleforfood.com/post/149668367923/ this]] ''Doodle for Food'' comic, a game show contestant answers the question "What is the largest mammal on Earth?" with "Is it your mom?" [[spoiler:Lucky for her, the game show host is [[TalkingAnimal a blue whale]], so that's the correct answer.]]
* Kiel'ndia in ''Webcomic/{{Drowtales}}'' uses this against Chiri'nide as they fight [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=687 here]] and [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=688 here]], and Chiri being Chiri, it works perfectly.
* Played with in ''Webcomic/{{Enjuhneer}}'' [[http://www.enjuhneer.com/archives/280-unintendre here]]:
-->"And she said it was an example of things to come."\\
"''Your mom'' is an example of things...to..."
* [[http://www.fletcherapts.com/archive/20061023.html This]] ''Webcomic/FletcherApts.'' strip:
-->'''Becca:''' I hear a lot of talk, but I don't see a lot of action!\\
'''Zoe:''' Your mother doesn't see a lot of action.\\
'''Bob:''' Oh, come on now. Fighting is one thing, but mother jokes? Aren't we a little old for that?\\
'''Zoe:''' Your mother's a little old for that.
* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'':
** Jäger insults [[MultiArmedAndDangerous Boris Dolokhov]] in [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030324 these]] terms:
--->Ah -- go kees an ''hoctopoos''. Oh vait, hyu mama already ''deed!'' Heh.
** The Baron's dragon [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20121003#.XJf1u7jgqUk unleashes]] FloweryInsults on Franz Scorchman, including telling his squire (who rides a donkey) "If superficial resemblances are all it takes, then you sit astride his dam!"
* Played with in ''Webcomic/GirlsWithSlingshots'': Hazel asks Jamie who will arrange the upcoming party. When Jamie truthfully responds "Your mom!" Hazel gets it wrong and irritably retorts "''Your'' mom!" (The joke is recycled from [[http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws-1015/ here]].)
* ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant'':
** [[http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=128 A conversation]] with the new Pope Benedict XVI ends with a "your mom" joke.
** Subverted (kinda) [[http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=265 in a conversation between two pirates comparing tattoos]]:
--->"An anchor? That's pretty cliché."\\
"Your mom tattoo is pretty cliché." ''(points to tattoo reading "Mom")''
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'':
** When discussing briefing the President on a disaster:
--->'''TG:''' like mr president [[ApocalypseHow theres a meteor coming sir]]. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir\\
'''TG:''' OH SHIT\\
'''TG:''' or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir\\
'''TG:''' OH SHIT\\
'''TG:''' sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick\\
'''TG:''' OH SNAP
** In another conversation, Dave anticipates the "face" variant:
--->'''TG:''' how does that even work\\
'''TG:''' how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense\\
'''TG:''' my face doesnt make sense\\
'''GC:''' [=D4V3 YOUR *F4C3* DO3SNT M4K3=] ......\\
'''GC:''' [=D4MM1T =]
** In a later conversation, the trope is defied:
--->'''Dave:''' ill be the ambassador to your mom.\\
'''Dave:''' and no that wasnt actually meant as the sick burn it sounded like
* In ''Jailhouse Blues'' (a former subcomic of ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge''), Yo Momma Man reveals that he's programmed to reflexively respond to any insult with "Yo momma!"
%%* One ''Webcomic/CollegeRoomiesFromHell'' story led up to [[http://www.crfh.net/d/20030122.html this subversion.]]
* One of Dark Star's [[IHaveManyNames many titles]] in ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' is "[[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard He who calls your mother a fat cow and gets away with it]]".
* ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFOXHOUND'':
** An entire comic demonstrates [[http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=109 the Progression of Insults]].
** Ocelot and Liquid try to explain how "your mother's a whore" is the highest insult possible, and wonder why they couldn't just skip ahead to that.
** Later, when Wolf and Ocelot realize they were flirting with each other, Wolf declares they must insult each other. Of course, given who Ocelot's mother is, she may want to take that back.
--->'''Wolf:''' Your mozer's a whore.\\
'''Ocelot:''' Thanks! Yours too.
** Mantis then gets in on the action:
--->'''Mantis:''' I hear the blond one is Solid Snake's brother.\\
'''Ocelot:''' No kidding! Does he know that?\\
'''Mantis:''' Let's see... ''(reads mind)'' Nope, doesn't have a clue.\\
'''Ocelot:''' Are you sure? Try probing a bit deeper.\\
'''Mantis:''' If I go any deeper I could cause serious damage.\\
'''Ocelot:''' That's funny -- I said the same thing to your mother last night.\\
'''Mantis:''' ''({{death glare}})''\\
'''Ocelot:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke In bed]]\\
'''Mantis:''' ''([[ThrowTheBookAtThem throws potted plant at Ocelot]])''
* ''Webcomic/LotusCobraIsEvil'': From [[https://i.imgur.com/eFNQuUd.jpg "Enemy Colors"]], Jace insults a [[https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=vengevine Vengevine]] with:
--> I fatesealed your mom last night.
* ''Webcomic/{{mezzacotta}}'' has [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/archive.php?date=-1713-03-23 a couple]] [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/archive.php?date=-3836-02-05 of rather]] MindScrew-y examples, using the phrase in what seems almost like WordSaladHumor.
* ''Webcomic/MyLifeInBlue'': "Your mom looks like a girl. Ooo."
%%* [[http://beatonna.livejournal.com/79859.html What if your wife orbits my dick?]] I'm just saying, I'm right.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** Roy [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0566.html tries to get the Oracle's attention]] [[spoiler: while incorporeal]] with "yo mama" insults. The Oracle turns it around a few comics later, since he actually ''could'' hear them:
--->'''Oracle:''' ...Who may have been a bit portly due to a glandular condition, but at least she didn't whore up the Afterlife when ''she'' died...
** When Elan and Nale square off, Elan drops some insults to Nale's mother as a distraction. Nale's distracted more by the fact that she's ''Elan's'' mother too.
* ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'': When [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2015/09/09/fronting Tycho comments on Gabe's playing style]]:
-->'''Tycho:''' I feel like there's a disconnect between the shit talking and, you know... ''{{VideoGame/Armello}}'s'' general aesthetic. \\
'''Gabe:''' Oh yeah? I feel like there's a disconnect between your mom and my ''dick.'' ...Hmm. [[LameComeback That one needed a little more time in the oven]].
* In ''Webcomic/Persona3FTW'', this was Aigis's response to Akihiko as to why she, a robot, couldn't open a door.
* In ''Webcomic/PokemonX'', May is being pestered by the [=NPCs=] of Dewford, who go on and on about "Invincible Legend" and how awesome it is. Eventually, she snaps and tells one of them that the ''real'' big thing is "your mother". The NPC takes her at her word, and when Brendan explores the town, he hears everyone talking about "your mother" and thinks they're the rudest group of people he's ever met. As the comic writer points out, this is actually possible in [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire the games on which the comic is based]].
%%* Inverted in [[http://www.theprincessplanet.com/?p=676 this]] strip of ''Webcomic/PrincessPlanet''.
* In a [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2137 montage of partying physicists]] in ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', we see a drunken argument where one astrophysicist tells another he couldn't read the spectra from galaxy NGC 1041 if it was tattooed on his retinas, and gets the reply "Oh, yeah? Well, I read your mom's spectra last night!"
* In ''Webcomic/SabrinaOnline'', Zig Zag goes so far as to actually sleep with an internet troll's mother.
* ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'':
** [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2006 This strip]] is a table of "You Mama Jokes, Indexed by Professional Employment.
** [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=369 Todd wins the insult war]]:
--->"Your mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement!"
* ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'':
** [[http://www.shortpacked.com/comic/mom Backfires completely]] when the recipient just doesn't get the insult.
** Mike has slept with [[http://www.walkypedia.com/index.php/Your_mom your mom]] for [[http://www.walkypedia.com/index.php/Nickel a nickel]].
** Mike has [[https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/your-mom turned this into]] a LameComeback at least once:
--->'''Amber:''' My mom will be here shortly.\\
'''Mike:''' ''Your mom'' will be here shortly.
** Used, both [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilariously]] and [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments awesomely]], [[https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/these%20words a marriage proposal]].
* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}''. [[http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2010-01-24 Your Mom: I totally did her. Twice.]]
-->'''The Devil:''' Yo mama so fat she always wins at see-saw. Yo mama so fat NASA upgraded her to planet status! Oh! Burn!\\
'''Jesus:''' Verily I say unto thee: Thy mother is so gluttonous she doth bear the mark of Chef Boyardee upon her flesh. Oh, snappeth!
* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'':
** One of the backer rewards in the Volume 3 physical book Kickstarter was to ask the characters three questions, which would be answered by exclusive marginalia in that backer's copy of the book. Among the ones [[http://skin-horse.com/comic/09022012/ shown on the website]] was Nick being asked about a good Valentine's Day movie and replying "''Film/{{Aliens}}'', 'cuz it gets your mom in the mood. I guess she likes that stuff." (Dr. Lee then revealed it was [[GuiltyPleasures actually]] ''Film/{{Ladyhawke}}''.)
** Nick again, when Moustachio [[http://skin-horse.com/comic/up-and-up/ finds him in a funk]] (and not the Tigerlily kind):
--->'''Moustachio''': Is this regarding Dr. Lee?\\
'''Nick''': What?! No! Dr. Lee? Your mom's Dr. Lee!\\
'''Moustachio''': ''I'' can [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat gauge your feelings]], and my empathy is two springs and a Vial of Mercury.\\
'''Nick''': Your mom's a vial of mercury!
* Officer Tod throws around an absurd number of these during the final battle of ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'''s "[[http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060814 Phoenix Rising]]" story arc. An example:
-->"I'VE GOT AN 'F-WORD' FOR YA! ''YOUR [[ShoehornedFirstLetter FFFFFFFFMOMMA]]''!"
* ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'':
-->"Careful about bringing up his mom, [=PeeJee=]. He's had a deep-rooted hatred of women ever since he learned she secretly was one."
* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' has a ton of them:
** [[http://xkcd.com/366/ #366]]
--->'''Boy:''' Well, your ''mom'' turns every conversation into a "your mom" joke and it's becoming unbearable.\\
'''Girl:''' I'm serious; I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving.\\
'''Boy:''' ...[[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what]] ''[[ThatsWhatSheSaid she]]'' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid said!]]\\
'''Girl:''' Yes. Yes, it is.\\
''[AltText]''\\
'''Girl:''' Seriously, it's your mom jokes or me.\\
'''Boy:''' Then I, like so many men before me, must reluctantly choose your mom.
** In [[http://xkcd.com/502/ #502]], Beret Guy takes it unusually -- Cueball suggests that a supermassive object beyond the edge of the visible universe is "your mom", only for Beret Guy to look to the sky with a telescope:
--->'''Beret Guy:''' Pull harder, Mom. [[TearJerker I miss you.]]
** [[http://xkcd.com/639/ #639]] depicts Stephen Douglas as resorting to this as a debate tactic after losing to UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln in the 1860 election.
** [[http://xkcd.com/116/ #116]] is an eloquent [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal alliterative setup]] to [[{{Feghoot}} a "your mom" joke]].
** [[http://xkcd.com/541/ #541]] has one in the AltText:
--->''The [[PersonaNonGrata IAU ban]] came after the "redefinition of 'planet' to include the IAU president's mom" [[NoodleIncident incident]].''
** [[http://xkcd.com/681/ #681]] is an infographic demonstrating the gravity wells of various celestial objects -- and your mom.
** [[http://xkcd.com/526/ #526]] explains the Metric system by demonstrating how heavy your mom would be in metric (223 kg with cheap jewelry and makeup, apparently).
** [[http://xkcd.com/320/ #320]] discusses a revolutionary new sleep cycle:
--->"It means four extra hours daily. You can stay up until you're exhausted and then spend a full 9 hours asleep each night!"\\
"But how much time can I spend doing your mom?"\\
"You? [[InsultBackfire I'm guessing three or four minutes, tops.]]"\\
"...[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Well played.]]"
** [[http://xkcd.com/89/ #89]] just cuts to the chase:
--->'''Black Hat Guy:''' You know what? I'm just gonna skip the rest of the buildup and say it: Yo mama's fat.
** [[http://xkcd.com/176/ #176]] is another poetic buildup to a "your mom" joke.
** Legendary super-hacker [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Mrs. Roberts]] will [[http://xkcd.com/345/ deface the websites]] of people who tell "your mom" jokes to her equally legendary super-hacker daughter.
** In [[http://xkcd.com/785/ #785]], Black Hat guy participates in Open Mic Night and throws a "your mom" joke at a heckler.
** [[http://xkcd.com/819/ #819's last comic]] has a very strange "your mom" joke that ends with your girlfriend wearing [[GenuineHumanHide your mom's skin as a suit]].
** From the AltText of [[http://xkcd.com/563/ #563]]:
--->"I love how Website/{{Google}} handles dimensional analysis. Stats are ballpark and vary wildly by time of day and whether your mom is in town."
* In ''Webcomic/TheZombieHunters'', [[http://www.thezombiehunters.com/index.php?strip_id=81 Sammie and Jenny]] share some CasualDangerDialogue.
-->'''Sammie:''' These guys could be, like, ''berserker'' zombies.\\
'''Jenny:''' Heh. Berserker zombies [[KillItWithFire on fire]].\\
'''Sammie:''' In ''bed''.\\
'''Jenny:''' With?\\
'''Both:''' ''Your mom!''
-->'''Black Mage:''' Let me just stop you right there before I am honor bound to cut your face like an elven whore.\\
'''Thief:''' Hold on. ''Elven whore?'' Do I even have to tell you why that's so offensive to me?\\
'''Black Mage:''' Look, if your mother had made dresses, I would have called her a tailor instead.
* ''Webcomic/{{Achewood}}'': [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08292006 hell of yo mama jokes in this strip]], a get-together made up entirely of "your mom" jokes.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}'', two adventurers are running from a monster and one yells at the other, "Did you ''have'' to call his mother a random encounter?"
* During the gubernatorial debate in ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'', Zexion used the "you're a towel" strategy against Cid. Aerith noted it was the rich man's "your mom" joke.
* In ''Webcomic/BetweenFailures'', [[http://betweenfailures.net/archives/archive/931-your-mother one of the three thieves explains the subjectivity of beauty.]]
* Calamities of Nature presents [[http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=401 yo mama jokes for physicists]] and [[http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=453 astrophysicists]].
* In ''Webcomic/CaptainSNES'', Amon gets [[BerserkButton enraged]] when Megaman uses "Your Momma" as an insult. Which is strange, because Amon is a physical incarnation, and doesn't actually have a mother.
* Invoked in ''Webcomic/TheClassMenagerie''. Tony points out that Brad and Kevin don't like their mothers so they should come up with better insults for each other. They promptly start on "yo' roommate" insults. Tony is their roommate.
* ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' tends to do {{subversion}}s of the trope:
** [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1288/ A man encounters a hobo]], who gives him this line:
--->'''Hobo:''' That's what your mom said when I banged her...[[LongLostRelative twenty-six years ago]]. ''(hug)''
** DoubleSubverted [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2020/ here]]:
--->"Hey, what's this line for?"\\
"Your mom. [[BaitAndSwitchComment Her new book came out!]]"\\
''(Displays book titled ''Blowing Five Guys at Once [[ParodiesForDummies for Dummies]]'')''
%% [Can't find a link to the actual comic -- don't think we should be using Photobucket]** Again subverted in [[http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r22/kingyking1/served.jpg this strip.]]
* In [[http://witchsbrew.org/brews21-30/brew25.html this strip]] of the DadaComic ''Witch's Brew'', these jokes can become an unstoppable compulsion. (''Your Mom'' is an unstoppable compulsion.) Oh, shut up. (''Your Mom'' should shut up.)
* Taken to [[RunningGag extreme]] [[DontExplainTheJoke lengths]] in an [[http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=18 early Dinosaur Comics strip]], where T. Rex is very [[IBangedYourMom explicit]] about having had sex with Utahraptor's mom.
* In [[http://doodleforfood.com/post/149668367923/ this]] ''Doodle for Food'' comic, a game show contestant answers the question "What is the largest mammal on Earth?" with "Is it your mom?" [[spoiler:Lucky for her, the game show host is [[TalkingAnimal a blue whale]], so that's the correct answer.]]
* Kiel'ndia in ''Webcomic/{{Drowtales}}'' uses this against Chiri'nide as they fight [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=687 here]] and [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=688 here]], and Chiri being Chiri, it works perfectly.
* Played with in ''Webcomic/{{Enjuhneer}}'' [[http://www.enjuhneer.com/archives/280-unintendre here]]:
-->"And she said it was an example of things to come."\\
"''Your mom'' is an example of things...to..."
* [[http://www.fletcherapts.com/archive/20061023.html This]] ''Webcomic/FletcherApts.'' strip:
-->'''Becca:''' I hear a lot of talk, but I don't see a lot of action!\\
'''Zoe:''' Your mother doesn't see a lot of action.\\
'''Bob:''' Oh, come on now. Fighting is one thing, but mother jokes? Aren't we a little old for that?\\
'''Zoe:''' Your mother's a little old for that.
* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'':
** Jäger insults [[MultiArmedAndDangerous Boris Dolokhov]] in [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030324 these]] terms:
--->Ah -- go kees an ''hoctopoos''. Oh vait, hyu mama already ''deed!'' Heh.
** The Baron's dragon [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20121003#.XJf1u7jgqUk unleashes]] FloweryInsults on Franz Scorchman, including telling his squire (who rides a donkey) "If superficial resemblances are all it takes, then you sit astride his dam!"
* Played with in ''Webcomic/GirlsWithSlingshots'': Hazel asks Jamie who will arrange the upcoming party. When Jamie truthfully responds "Your mom!" Hazel gets it wrong and irritably retorts "''Your'' mom!" (The joke is recycled from [[http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws-1015/ here]].)
* ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant'':
** [[http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=128 A conversation]] with the new Pope Benedict XVI ends with a "your mom" joke.
** Subverted (kinda) [[http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=265 in a conversation between two pirates comparing tattoos]]:
--->"An anchor? That's pretty cliché."\\
"Your mom tattoo is pretty cliché." ''(points to tattoo reading "Mom")''
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'':
** When discussing briefing the President on a disaster:
--->'''TG:''' like mr president [[ApocalypseHow theres a meteor coming sir]]. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir\\
'''TG:''' OH SHIT\\
'''TG:''' or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir\\
'''TG:''' OH SHIT\\
'''TG:''' sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick\\
'''TG:''' OH SNAP
** In another conversation, Dave anticipates the "face" variant:
--->'''TG:''' how does that even work\\
'''TG:''' how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense\\
'''TG:''' my face doesnt make sense\\
'''GC:''' [=D4V3 YOUR *F4C3* DO3SNT M4K3=] ......\\
'''GC:''' [=D4MM1T =]
** In a later conversation, the trope is defied:
--->'''Dave:''' ill be the ambassador to your mom.\\
'''Dave:''' and no that wasnt actually meant as the sick burn it sounded like
* In ''Jailhouse Blues'' (a former subcomic of ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge''), Yo Momma Man reveals that he's programmed to reflexively respond to any insult with "Yo momma!"
%%* One ''Webcomic/CollegeRoomiesFromHell'' story led up to [[http://www.crfh.net/d/20030122.html this subversion.]]
* One of Dark Star's [[IHaveManyNames many titles]] in ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' is "[[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard He who calls your mother a fat cow and gets away with it]]".
* ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFOXHOUND'':
** An entire comic demonstrates [[http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=109 the Progression of Insults]].
** Ocelot and Liquid try to explain how "your mother's a whore" is the highest insult possible, and wonder why they couldn't just skip ahead to that.
** Later, when Wolf and Ocelot realize they were flirting with each other, Wolf declares they must insult each other. Of course, given who Ocelot's mother is, she may want to take that back.
--->'''Wolf:''' Your mozer's a whore.\\
'''Ocelot:''' Thanks! Yours too.
** Mantis then gets in on the action:
--->'''Mantis:''' I hear the blond one is Solid Snake's brother.\\
'''Ocelot:''' No kidding! Does he know that?\\
'''Mantis:''' Let's see... ''(reads mind)'' Nope, doesn't have a clue.\\
'''Ocelot:''' Are you sure? Try probing a bit deeper.\\
'''Mantis:''' If I go any deeper I could cause serious damage.\\
'''Ocelot:''' That's funny -- I said the same thing to your mother last night.\\
'''Mantis:''' ''({{death glare}})''\\
'''Ocelot:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke In bed]]\\
'''Mantis:''' ''([[ThrowTheBookAtThem throws potted plant at Ocelot]])''
* ''Webcomic/LotusCobraIsEvil'': From [[https://i.imgur.com/eFNQuUd.jpg "Enemy Colors"]], Jace insults a [[https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=vengevine Vengevine]] with:
--> I fatesealed your mom last night.
* ''Webcomic/{{mezzacotta}}'' has [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/archive.php?date=-1713-03-23 a couple]] [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/archive.php?date=-3836-02-05 of rather]] MindScrew-y examples, using the phrase in what seems almost like WordSaladHumor.
* ''Webcomic/MyLifeInBlue'': "Your mom looks like a girl. Ooo."
%%* [[http://beatonna.livejournal.com/79859.html What if your wife orbits my dick?]] I'm just saying, I'm right.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** Roy [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0566.html tries to get the Oracle's attention]] [[spoiler: while incorporeal]] with "yo mama" insults. The Oracle turns it around a few comics later, since he actually ''could'' hear them:
--->'''Oracle:''' ...Who may have been a bit portly due to a glandular condition, but at least she didn't whore up the Afterlife when ''she'' died...
** When Elan and Nale square off, Elan drops some insults to Nale's mother as a distraction. Nale's distracted more by the fact that she's ''Elan's'' mother too.
* ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'': When [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2015/09/09/fronting Tycho comments on Gabe's playing style]]:
-->'''Tycho:''' I feel like there's a disconnect between the shit talking and, you know... ''{{VideoGame/Armello}}'s'' general aesthetic. \\
'''Gabe:''' Oh yeah? I feel like there's a disconnect between your mom and my ''dick.'' ...Hmm. [[LameComeback That one needed a little more time in the oven]].
* In ''Webcomic/Persona3FTW'', this was Aigis's response to Akihiko as to why she, a robot, couldn't open a door.
* In ''Webcomic/PokemonX'', May is being pestered by the [=NPCs=] of Dewford, who go on and on about "Invincible Legend" and how awesome it is. Eventually, she snaps and tells one of them that the ''real'' big thing is "your mother". The NPC takes her at her word, and when Brendan explores the town, he hears everyone talking about "your mother" and thinks they're the rudest group of people he's ever met. As the comic writer points out, this is actually possible in [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire the games on which the comic is based]].
%%* Inverted in [[http://www.theprincessplanet.com/?p=676 this]] strip of ''Webcomic/PrincessPlanet''.
* In a [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2137 montage of partying physicists]] in ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', we see a drunken argument where one astrophysicist tells another he couldn't read the spectra from galaxy NGC 1041 if it was tattooed on his retinas, and gets the reply "Oh, yeah? Well, I read your mom's spectra last night!"
* In ''Webcomic/SabrinaOnline'', Zig Zag goes so far as to actually sleep with an internet troll's mother.
* ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'':
** [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2006 This strip]] is a table of "You Mama Jokes, Indexed by Professional Employment.
** [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=369 Todd wins the insult war]]:
--->"Your mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement!"
* ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'':
** [[http://www.shortpacked.com/comic/mom Backfires completely]] when the recipient just doesn't get the insult.
** Mike has slept with [[http://www.walkypedia.com/index.php/Your_mom your mom]] for [[http://www.walkypedia.com/index.php/Nickel a nickel]].
** Mike has [[https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/your-mom turned this into]] a LameComeback at least once:
--->'''Amber:''' My mom will be here shortly.\\
'''Mike:''' ''Your mom'' will be here shortly.
** Used, both [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilariously]] and [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments awesomely]], [[https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/these%20words a marriage proposal]].
* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}''. [[http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2010-01-24 Your Mom: I totally did her. Twice.]]
-->'''The Devil:''' Yo mama so fat she always wins at see-saw. Yo mama so fat NASA upgraded her to planet status! Oh! Burn!\\
'''Jesus:''' Verily I say unto thee: Thy mother is so gluttonous she doth bear the mark of Chef Boyardee upon her flesh. Oh, snappeth!
* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'':
** One of the backer rewards in the Volume 3 physical book Kickstarter was to ask the characters three questions, which would be answered by exclusive marginalia in that backer's copy of the book. Among the ones [[http://skin-horse.com/comic/09022012/ shown on the website]] was Nick being asked about a good Valentine's Day movie and replying "''Film/{{Aliens}}'', 'cuz it gets your mom in the mood. I guess she likes that stuff." (Dr. Lee then revealed it was [[GuiltyPleasures actually]] ''Film/{{Ladyhawke}}''.)
** Nick again, when Moustachio [[http://skin-horse.com/comic/up-and-up/ finds him in a funk]] (and not the Tigerlily kind):
--->'''Moustachio''': Is this regarding Dr. Lee?\\
'''Nick''': What?! No! Dr. Lee? Your mom's Dr. Lee!\\
'''Moustachio''': ''I'' can [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat gauge your feelings]], and my empathy is two springs and a Vial of Mercury.\\
'''Nick''': Your mom's a vial of mercury!
* Officer Tod throws around an absurd number of these during the final battle of ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'''s "[[http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060814 Phoenix Rising]]" story arc. An example:
-->"I'VE GOT AN 'F-WORD' FOR YA! ''YOUR [[ShoehornedFirstLetter FFFFFFFFMOMMA]]''!"
* ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'':
-->"Careful about bringing up his mom, [=PeeJee=]. He's had a deep-rooted hatred of women ever since he learned she secretly was one."
* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' has a ton of them:
** [[http://xkcd.com/366/ #366]]
--->'''Boy:''' Well, your ''mom'' turns every conversation into a "your mom" joke and it's becoming unbearable.\\
'''Girl:''' I'm serious; I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving.\\
'''Boy:''' ...[[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what]] ''[[ThatsWhatSheSaid she]]'' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid said!]]\\
'''Girl:''' Yes. Yes, it is.\\
''[AltText]''\\
'''Girl:''' Seriously, it's your mom jokes or me.\\
'''Boy:''' Then I, like so many men before me, must reluctantly choose your mom.
** In [[http://xkcd.com/502/ #502]], Beret Guy takes it unusually -- Cueball suggests that a supermassive object beyond the edge of the visible universe is "your mom", only for Beret Guy to look to the sky with a telescope:
--->'''Beret Guy:''' Pull harder, Mom. [[TearJerker I miss you.]]
** [[http://xkcd.com/639/ #639]] depicts Stephen Douglas as resorting to this as a debate tactic after losing to UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln in the 1860 election.
** [[http://xkcd.com/116/ #116]] is an eloquent [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal alliterative setup]] to [[{{Feghoot}} a "your mom" joke]].
** [[http://xkcd.com/541/ #541]] has one in the AltText:
--->''The [[PersonaNonGrata IAU ban]] came after the "redefinition of 'planet' to include the IAU president's mom" [[NoodleIncident incident]].''
** [[http://xkcd.com/681/ #681]] is an infographic demonstrating the gravity wells of various celestial objects -- and your mom.
** [[http://xkcd.com/526/ #526]] explains the Metric system by demonstrating how heavy your mom would be in metric (223 kg with cheap jewelry and makeup, apparently).
** [[http://xkcd.com/320/ #320]] discusses a revolutionary new sleep cycle:
--->"It means four extra hours daily. You can stay up until you're exhausted and then spend a full 9 hours asleep each night!"\\
"But how much time can I spend doing your mom?"\\
"You? [[InsultBackfire I'm guessing three or four minutes, tops.]]"\\
"...[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Well played.]]"
** [[http://xkcd.com/89/ #89]] just cuts to the chase:
--->'''Black Hat Guy:''' You know what? I'm just gonna skip the rest of the buildup and say it: Yo mama's fat.
** [[http://xkcd.com/176/ #176]] is another poetic buildup to a "your mom" joke.
** Legendary super-hacker [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Mrs. Roberts]] will [[http://xkcd.com/345/ deface the websites]] of people who tell "your mom" jokes to her equally legendary super-hacker daughter.
** In [[http://xkcd.com/785/ #785]], Black Hat guy participates in Open Mic Night and throws a "your mom" joke at a heckler.
** [[http://xkcd.com/819/ #819's last comic]] has a very strange "your mom" joke that ends with your girlfriend wearing [[GenuineHumanHide your mom's skin as a suit]].
** From the AltText of [[http://xkcd.com/563/ #563]]:
--->"I love how Website/{{Google}} handles dimensional analysis. Stats are ballpark and vary wildly by time of day and whether your mom is in town."
* In ''Webcomic/TheZombieHunters'', [[http://www.thezombiehunters.com/index.php?strip_id=81 Sammie and Jenny]] share some CasualDangerDialogue.
-->'''Sammie:''' These guys could be, like, ''berserker'' zombies.\\
'''Jenny:''' Heh. Berserker zombies [[KillItWithFire on fire]].\\
'''Sammie:''' In ''bed''.\\
'''Jenny:''' With?\\
'''Both:''' ''Your mom!''
