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** The script for ''TheLEGOMovie'' doesn't even use an actual screenshot. Just a picture of LEGO {{Superman}}, {{Batman}}, WonderWoman, and GreenLantern.
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** In the script for ''XMenFirstClass'', KevinBacon's plan is so ridiculous that they actually stop the movie to hold a symposium about how stupid it is, which lasts about 4 months.
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** In the script for ''XMenFirstClass'', KevinBacon's ''Film/XMenFirstClass'', Creator/KevinBacon's plan is so ridiculous that they actually stop the movie to hold a symposium about how stupid it is, which lasts about 4 months.
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** The script for ''ThePrincessAndTheFrog'' being very clear about how Ray has a FamilyUnfriendlyDeath, or, as they put it, KeithDavid "KILLS HIM TO DEATH WITH MURDER".
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** The script for {{Pokemon}}. All of it.
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** In the script for ''XMenFirstClass'', KevinBacon's plan is so ridiculous that they actually stop the movie to hold a symposium about how stupid it is, which lasts about 4 months.
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** The [[http://www.the-editing-room.com/the-cabin-in-the-woods.html image caption]] for ''TheCabinInTheWoods''.
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** Played straight and inverted at the same time with his review of the ''Film/{{Psycho}}'' remake, which he not-so-subtly hints that he considers to be superior to the AlfredHitchcock original.
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** Played straight and inverted at the same time with his review of the ''Film/{{Psycho}}'' remake, which he not-so-subtly hints that he considers to be superior to the AlfredHitchcock Creator/AlfredHitchcock original.
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** During the script for ''TheMummy''
-->'''Script:''' ARNOLD attacks BRENDAN but BRENDAN instead kills him using a talisman or some other shit, I wasn't really paying attention.
-->'''Script:''' ARNOLD attacks BRENDAN but BRENDAN instead kills him using a talisman or some other shit, I wasn't really paying attention.
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-->'''[[WillSmith WILL SMITH]]''': Hell with it. Let’s just get out of here before they decide to add some weirdly homoerotic overtones to the end of the movie.
-->'''PITBULL''' ''(serenading Tommy and Will over the closing credits)'': Baby… My sweet baby… You’re the one.
-->'''PITBULL''' ''(serenading Tommy and Will over the closing credits)'': Baby… My sweet baby… You’re the one.
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-->'''[[WillSmith WILL SMITH]]''': Hell with it. Let’s Let�s just get out of here before they decide to add some weirdly homoerotic overtones to the end of the movie.
-->'''PITBULL''' ''(serenading Tommy and Will over the closing credits)'':Baby… Baby� My sweet baby… You’re baby� You�re the one.
-->'''PITBULL''' ''(serenading Tommy and Will over the closing credits)'':
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* FunnyAneurysmMoment: This quote from "Harry Potter and order of the Phoenix" script, since the actor Richard Griffits died from complications of the heart surgery at the age of 65: "DANIEL RADCLIFFE
Holy Jesus, what happened to you? It's time to lay off the snacks or you'll never make it to the last movie, buddy."
Holy Jesus, what happened to you? It's time to lay off the snacks or you'll never make it to the last movie, buddy."
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* FunnyAneurysmMoment: This quote from "Harry Potter and order of the Phoenix" script, since the actor Richard Griffits died from of complications of the from heart surgery at the age of 65: "DANIEL RADCLIFFE
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--->'''DANIEL RADCLIFFE''': Holy Jesus, what happened to you? It's time to lay off the snacks or you'll never make it to the last movie, buddy."
--->'''DANIEL RADCLIFFE''': Holy Jesus, what happened to you? It's time to lay off the snacks or you'll never make it to the last movie, buddy.
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* FunnyAneurysmMoment: This quote from "Harry Potter and order of the Phoenix" script, since the actor Richard Griffits died from complications of the heart surgery at the age of 65: "DANIEL RADCLIFFE
Holy Jesus, what happened to you? It's time to lay off the snacks or you'll never make it to the last movie, buddy."
Holy Jesus, what happened to you? It's time to lay off the snacks or you'll never make it to the last movie, buddy."
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** It doesn't help that the scripts for movies they like and movies they don't tend to take on much the same level of negativity.
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--->'''[[ChrisHemsworth CHRIS HEMSWORTH]]:''' [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A NAIL!]]
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**From the script for ''{{Film/Thor}}'':
--->CHRIS hammers the FUCK out of THE ROBOT, hammers the FUCK out of some FROST GIANTS, hammers the FUCK out of TOM HIDDLESTON, and hammers the FUCK out of the RAINBOW BRIDGE.
--->'''[[ChrisHemsworth CHRIS HEMSWORTH]]:''' [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A NAIL!]]
--->CHRIS hammers the FUCK out of THE ROBOT, hammers the FUCK out of some FROST GIANTS, hammers the FUCK out of TOM HIDDLESTON, and hammers the FUCK out of the RAINBOW BRIDGE.
--->'''[[ChrisHemsworth CHRIS HEMSWORTH]]:''' [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A NAIL!]]
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* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: The script for ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk'' offers a new take on Sallah:
-->'''KarenAllen:''' John, you're okay? Last we saw, the Nazis had you at gunpoint. They just let you go?
-->'''JohnRhysDavies:''' Er, yes. But let's not worry about that. And let's also not worry about how they track down the boat that I'll put you on, later in the movie. Or how they knew that you were in Cairo in the first place. Or how I manage to support a wife and twelve kids doing menial labour. Ha, ha ha.
-->'''KarenAllen:''' John, you're okay? Last we saw, the Nazis had you at gunpoint. They just let you go?
-->'''JohnRhysDavies:''' Er, yes. But let's not worry about that. And let's also not worry about how they track down the boat that I'll put you on, later in the movie. Or how they knew that you were in Cairo in the first place. Or how I manage to support a wife and twelve kids doing menial labour. Ha, ha ha.
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** On August 4, 2013, Peter Capaldi was revealed as the new Doctor Who. In the script for ''WorldWarZ'', published July 11, 2013:
--->'''Creator/PeterCapaldi:''' Hee hee, we're all credited as "WHO Doctor", which is like Doctor Who backwards. Hee hee.
--->'''Creator/PeterCapaldi:''' Hee hee, we're all credited as "WHO Doctor", which is like Doctor Who backwards. Hee hee.
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--->'''JasonStatham:''' Time to put on my best grim expression, go kick some ass, and find the bastards who kidnapped that Chinese girl.
--->'''RobertDeNiro:''' Jason, I think you're getting confused with ''{{Film/Safe}}''.
--->'''RobertDeNiro:''' Jason, I think you're getting confused with ''{{Film/Safe}}''.
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* BrokenBase: The ''Film/SpringBreakers'' script lead to a huge debate in the comments whether the movie was a [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory satire of the inherent nihilism of youth culture]] and the author missed the point or he was correct in criticizing the movie for just being [[EndingFatigue long]], [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment repetitive]], [[FauxSymbolism and pretentious]].
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** This moment from the script for ''KillerElite'':
--->'''JasonStatham:''' Time to put on my best grim expression, go kick some ass, and find the bastards who kidnapped that Chinese girl.
--->'''RobertDeNiro:''' Jason, I think you're getting confused with ''{{Film/Safe}}''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' You're right - I mean, find the bastards who kidnapped that Chinese girl's family.
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' Not quite, that's ''TheTransporter''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' The bastards who kidnapped that Chinese doctor?
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''[[TheExpendables The Expendables 2]]''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' The Chinese bastard who kidnapped me?
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''Film/TheOne''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' The Chinese bastard who killed my colleague?
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''{{Film/War}}''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' The bastards who injected me with Chinese poison?
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''{{Crank}}''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' The Chinese bastards who cut me open?
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''[[{{Crank}} Crank: High Voltage]]''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' Well if there isn't anyone Chinese in this movie, what the bloody fuck am I supposed to be doing?
--->'''JasonStatham:''' Time to put on my best grim expression, go kick some ass, and find the bastards who kidnapped that Chinese girl.
--->'''RobertDeNiro:''' Jason, I think you're getting confused with ''{{Film/Safe}}''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' You're right - I mean, find the bastards who kidnapped that Chinese girl's family.
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' Not quite, that's ''TheTransporter''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' The bastards who kidnapped that Chinese doctor?
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''[[TheExpendables The Expendables 2]]''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' The Chinese bastard who kidnapped me?
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''Film/TheOne''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' The Chinese bastard who killed my colleague?
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''{{Film/War}}''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' The bastards who injected me with Chinese poison?
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''{{Crank}}''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' The Chinese bastards who cut me open?
--->'''Robert De Niro:''' ''[[{{Crank}} Crank: High Voltage]]''.
--->'''Jason Statham:''' Well if there isn't anyone Chinese in this movie, what the bloody fuck am I supposed to be doing?
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* SnarkBait: ALL the scripts manages to make ANYTHING reviewed look like this, but Rod really puts effort into making every film look like a pile of badly-written shit. TruthInTelevision to an extent, as he openly admits that he has very high standards for films, and that just one or two bad moments in a film (especially if they're part of a plot-critical sequence) can easily ruin the whole experience for him.
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* SnarkBait: ALL the scripts manages to make ANYTHING reviewed look like this, but Rod really puts effort into making every film look like a pile of badly-written shit. TruthInTelevision to an extent, as he openly admits that he has very high standards for films, and that just one or two bad moments in a film (especially if they're part of a plot-critical sequence) can easily ruin the whole experience for him.
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* {{Hilarious in Hindsight}}: The script for ''[[Film/XMen1 X-Men]]'' mocked Magneto's plastic prison, suggesting that Magneto could simply use the iron in a guard's blood to kill him. Then ''[[Film/X2XMenUnited X-Men 2]]'' came out...
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* ShallowParody: Many of the "screenplays" are little more than plot summaries with a snarky and condescending tone.
* SnarkBait: ALL the scripts manages to make ANYTHING reviewed look like this, but the main writer and founder of the site really puts effort into making every film look like a pile of badly-written shit. TruthInTelevision to an extent, as he openly admits that he has very high standards for films, and that just one or two bad moments in a film (especially if they're part of a plot-critical sequence) can easily ruin the whole experience for him.
* SnarkBait: ALL the scripts manages to make ANYTHING reviewed look like this, but the main writer and founder of the site really puts effort into making every film look like a pile of badly-written shit. TruthInTelevision to an extent, as he openly admits that he has very high standards for films, and that just one or two bad moments in a film (especially if they're part of a plot-critical sequence) can easily ruin the whole experience for him.
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* ShallowParody: Many of the "screenplays" are little more than plot summaries with a snarky snarky, nitpicky, and condescending tone.
* SnarkBait: ALL the scripts manages to make ANYTHING reviewed look like this, butthe main writer and founder of the site Rod really puts effort into making every film look like a pile of badly-written shit. TruthInTelevision to an extent, as he openly admits that he has very high standards for films, and that just one or two bad moments in a film (especially if they're part of a plot-critical sequence) can easily ruin the whole experience for him.
* SnarkBait: ALL the scripts manages to make ANYTHING reviewed look like this, but
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** Played straight and inverted at the same time with his review of the ''Film/{{Psycho}}'' remake, which he not-so-subtly hints that he considers to be superior to the AlfredHitchcock original.
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* SnarkBait: ALL the scripts manages to make ANYTHING reviewed look like this, but the main writer and founder of the site really puts effort into making every film look like a pile of badly-written shit.
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* SnarkBait: ALL the scripts manages to make ANYTHING reviewed look like this, but the main writer and founder of the site really puts effort into making every film look like a pile of badly-written shit. TruthInTelevision to an extent, as he openly admits that he has very high standards for films, and that just one or two bad moments in a film (especially if they're part of a plot-critical sequence) can easily ruin the whole experience for him.
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* ShallowParody: Many of his "screenplays" are little more than plot summaries with a snarky and condescending tone.
* SnarkBait: The author manages to make ANYTHING he reviews look like this.
* SnarkBait: The author manages to make ANYTHING he reviews look like this.
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* ShallowParody: Many of his the "screenplays" are little more than plot summaries with a snarky and condescending tone.
* SnarkBait:The author ALL the scripts manages to make ANYTHING he reviews reviewed look like this.this, but the main writer and founder of the site really puts effort into making every film look like a pile of badly-written shit.
* SnarkBait:
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* GeniusBonus: For the ''W.'' script, the words "[=MISERABLE FAILURE=]" show up capitalized. This would be a reference to the infamous Google bombing that tied W's homepage with the string "miserable failure".
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* HoYay: Made fun of in the ''MenInBlack 3'' script:
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* HoYay: Made fun of in the ''MenInBlack ''Film/MenInBlack 3'' script:
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* HoYay: Made fun of in the ''MenInBlack 3'' script:
-->'''[[WillSmith WILL SMITH]]''': Hell with it. Let’s just get out of here before they decide to add some weirdly homoerotic overtones to the end of the movie.
-->'''PITBULL''' ''(serenading Tommy and Will over the closing credits)'': Baby… My sweet baby… You’re the one.
-->'''[[WillSmith WILL SMITH]]''': Hell with it. Let’s just get out of here before they decide to add some weirdly homoerotic overtones to the end of the movie.
-->'''PITBULL''' ''(serenading Tommy and Will over the closing credits)'': Baby… My sweet baby… You’re the one.
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* SnarkBait: The author manages to make ANYTHING he reviews look like this.
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* HePannedItNowHeSucks: There's a star system in the upper righthand side of the page that shows what the script writer really thought of the movie that was intended to show that they don't hate every movie they mock. It still doesn't stop this reaction (though it's usually on Cracked which doesn't show the rating).
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* ColbertBump: From ''Website/Cracked''.''{{Website/Cracked}}''.
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: The RunningGag of the audience noticing EmmaWatson and having to back out of sexual innuendos, up until the Half-Blood Prince script, where she reveals she's now legal.
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: The RunningGag of the audience noticing EmmaWatson and having to back out of sexual innuendos, up until the Half-Blood Prince script, where she reveals she's now legal.legal.
* ShallowParody: Many of his "screenplays" are little more than plot summaries with a snarky and condescending tone.
* SnarkBait: The author manages to make ANYTHING he reviews look like this.
* ShallowParody: Many of his "screenplays" are little more than plot summaries with a snarky and condescending tone.
* SnarkBait: The author manages to make ANYTHING he reviews look like this.
