History YMMV / Seanbaby

** Sean's AlternateCharacterInterpretation in ''Super Friends'' has him portray ComicBook/TheRiddler as an annoying jerk who [[SmallNameBigEgo isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is]], refuses to acknowledge that his compulsions always lead to defeat, and [[TheFriendNobodyLikes is regarded as an annoyance by his fellow villains]]. Sounds like the Riddler's characterization in the ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamSeries''.

* SeinfeldIsUnfunny:

** In his review of [[VideoGame/KunioKun Renegade]], he snarked that "there just weren't any other games involving guys walking around and fighting bad guys on the street." Renegade was pretty much the TropeMaker for the belt-scrolling BeatEmUp, and at the time, there really weren't any other games like that.

* {{Glurge}}: One article from his old website, "[[http://www.seanbaby.com/news/commonsense.htm Temptation Beach vs. a Book About Retarded People]]", features the book "Common Sense Not Needed" by Corrie ten Boom. The book is about Corrie's experiences preaching Christianity to developmentally disabled people in Nazi-occupied Europe. In true Glurge fashion, those people are portrayed as [[Main/InspirationallyDisadvantaged paragons of wisdom]] for parroting the doctrine she preaches, including applying Jesus' message of love to the Nazis-- the same Nazis known for [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust killing thousands of disabled people]] just like the ones Corrie was preaching to. Naturally, Seanbaby is quick to point out that dealing with a genocidal dictator is generally not the proper time to trot out Jesus' "turn the other cheek" rhetoric. [[note]]Note that Corrie ten Boom ''was a Holocaust survivor'' and lost much of her family in the camps, so she really should have understood this better than most.[[/note]]

* {{Glurge}}: One article from his old website, "[[http://www.seanbaby.com/news/commonsense.htm Temptation Beach vs. a Book About Retarded People]]", features the book "Common Sense Not Needed" by Corrie ten Boom. The book is about Corrie's experiences preaching Christianity to developmentally disabled people in Nazi-occupied Europe. In true Glurge fashion, those people are portrayed as [[Main/InspirationallyDisadvantaged paragons of wisdom]] for parroting the doctrine she preaches, including applying Jesus' message of love to the Nazis-- the same Nazis known for [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust killing thousands of disabled people]] just like the ones Corrie was preaching to. Naturally, Seanbaby is quick to point out that dealing with a genocidal dictator is generally not the proper time to trot out Jesus' "turn the other cheek" rhetoric.

** In his review of VideoGame/{{Renegade}}, he snarked that "there just weren't any other games involving guys walking around and fighting bad guys on the street." Renegade was pretty much the TropeMaker for the belt-scrolling BeatEmUp, and at the time, there really weren't any other games like that.

* {{Squick}}: In his [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-no-one-tells-you-about-living-farm/ article]] about living on a farm, he describes milking a cow as feeling like you're "squeezing hot snot out of a fat woman's flaccid penis."

--> ''GTA attacks with no wit. And when you mock something without wit, you're just a cranky bully.''

** One Cracked article addresses the kind of nerd that thrives on [[CorrectionBait smugly correcting people for minor mistakes]], and posits that "when they die alone, they go to a hell where their mouth is taped shut for eternity next to people who keep saying that Carl Weathers was in ''Franchise/StarWars''." As of ''Series/TheMandalorian'', Carl Weathers now really ''is'' in ''Star Wars''.

** Seanbaby once scared Creator/UweBoll out of a boxing match after sending him his physicals and fight experience. Specifically letting Boll know that not only was SEanbaby younger, fitter, and experienced in boxing via UsefulNotes/MuayThai, but also practiced UsefulNotes/BrazilianJiuJitsu, and that he's 6'3 (and just to egg him on, also adding in at the end "that a bunch of Holocaust survivors got together and agreed that [Boll] was [[TakeThat the worst thing to ever come out of Germany.]]"). He wasn't kidding. Possibly more importantly, according to Seanbaby he was ''multiple weight classes'' above Boll.[[note]]Believable considering Seanbaby is 6'3 and muscular, while Uwe Boll is 5'8 with a regular build. We're talking a middleweight versus a heavyweight.[[/note]]

** Or HarsherInHindsight, depending on how dark your sense of humor is. There's an old video clip out there of Seanbaby doing a comical celebrity impression and saying "It's all fun & games... Until somebody gets RAPED!" the celebrity in question was ''Creator/BillCosby'', who was eventually accused of rape by over fifty different women.

** He once scared Creator/UweBoll out of a boxing match after sending him his physicals and fight experience. Specifically letting Boll know that not only was he younger, fitter, and experienced in boxing via UsefulNotes/MuayThai, but also practiced UsefulNotes/BrazilianJiuJitsu, and that he's 6'3 (and just to egg him on, also adding in at the end "that a bunch of Holocaust survivors got together and agreed that [Boll] was [[TakeThat the worst thing to ever come out of Germany.]]"). He wasn't kidding. Possibly more importantly, according to Seanbaby he was ''multiple weight classes'' above Boll.[[note]]Believable considering Seanbaby is 6'3 and muscular, while Uwe Boll is 5'8 with a regular build. We're talking a middleweight versus a heavyweight.[[/note]]

** Pretty much anyhing he writes turns out to be one, with his poetically vulgar one-liners, so much so that he's been compared to Creator/WilliamShakespeare. One of his more notable ones was "I will replace your life with spiders." Yeah.

** Or HarsherInHindsight, depending on how dark your sense of humor is. There's an old video clip out there of Seanbaby doing a comical celebrity impression and saying "It's all fun & games... Until somebody gets RAPED!" the celebrity in question? ''Creator/BillCosby''.

** Or HarsherInHindsight, depending on how dark your sense of humor is. There's an old video clip out there of Seanbaby doing a comical Creator/BillCosby impression and saying "It's all fun & games... Until somebody gets RAPED!"

** He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after sending him his physicals and fight experience. Specifically letting Boll know that not only was he younger, fitter, and experienced in boxing via UsefulNotes/MuayThai, but also practiced UsefulNotes/BrazilianJiuJitsu, and that he's 6'3 (and just to egg him on, also adding in at the end "that a bunch of Holocaust survivors got together and agreed that [Boll] was [[TakeThat the worst thing to ever come out of Germany.]]"). He wasn't kidding. Possibly more importantly, according to Seanbaby he was ''multiple weight classes'' above Boll.[[note]]Believable considering Seanbaby is 6'3 and muscular, while Uwe Boll is 5'8 with a regular build. We're talking a middleweight versus a heavyweight.[[/note]]

** He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after sending him his physicals and fight experience. Specifically letting Boll know that not only was he younger, fitter, and experienced in boxing via UsefulNotes/MuayThai, but also practiced UsefulNotes/BrazilianJiuJitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding. Possibly more importantly, according to Seanbaby he was ''multiple weight classes'' above Boll.[[note]]Believable considering Seanbaby is 6'3 and muscular, while Uwe Boll is 5'8 with a regular build. We're talking a middleweight versus a heavyweight.[[/note]]

** He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced UsefulNotes/MuayThai and UsefulNotes/BrazilianJiuJitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.

** One Cracked article addresses the kind of nerd that thrives on [[smugly correcting people for minor mistakes]], and posits that "when they die alone, they go to a hell where their mouth is taped shut for eternity next to people who keep saying that Carl Weathers was in ''Franchise/StarWars''". As of ''Series/TheMandalorian'', Carl Weathers really ''is'' in ''Star Wars''.

* HilariousInHindsight: Sean's AlternateCharacterInterpretation in ''Super Friends'' has him portray ComicBook/TheRiddler as an annoying jerk who [[SmallNameBigEgo isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is]], refuses to acknowledge that his compulsions always lead to defeat, and [[TheFriendNobodyLikes is regarded as an annoyance by his fellow villains]]. Sounds like the Riddler's characterization in the ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamSeries''.

--> '''Third place my fucking ass.'''

* HilariousInHindsight: Sean's AlternateCharacterInterpretation in ''Super Friends'' has him portray ComicBook/TheRiddler as an annoying jerk who [[SmallNameBigEgo isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is]], refuses to acknowledge that his compulsions always lead to defeat, and [[TheFriendNobodyLikes is regarded as an annoyance by his fellow villains]]. [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamSeries Sound familiar?]]
* SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced UsefulNotes/MuayThai and UsefulNotes/BrazilianJiuJitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.

* SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced muay thai and Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.

* DudeNotFunny: His [=JonBenét=] Ramsey joke was regarded by many as crossing the line.

* SugarWiki/FunnyMoments: Self-described, in this case:
-->"Once, while I was working as a writer for some now-cancelled MTV cartoon, the topic of Music/PhilCollins came up. Another writer at the table asked, 'What does 'Su-Su-Sudio' even mean?' And, as I'd waited for my entire life, I responded with the best Phil Collins joke I've ever written: "That's what a normal song sounds like when you sing it with balls in your mouth."
** How about when he reviewed ''Custer's Revenge'':
-->'''Custer''': "Gentlemen, you are the bravest squadron of men it has ever been this Southerner's privilege to serve with. And you will need that bravery today, as your orders are to remove my pants and underpants. I will then attempt to force sex on an Indian girl under heavy enemy fire. Are there any questions?"\\
'''Custer's Military Adviser''': "Yes, general. Several."
** Anytime he takes on Gregory J.P. Godek and his awful romantic advice books. This basically sums it up:
-->'''Godek's Advice''': Pretend you're vacationing foreigners who don't speak English. Have fun asking directions and ordering in restaurants while pretending not to understand English.\\
'''Seanbaby''': Let me tell you about the hatred I have for Godek. He writes like it's the side effect of a stroke. He is so witless and humorless that 83 of his puns have charged him with rape. When he and his wife get naked, they're more [[AuthorAppeal pizza]] than flesh and that's not even why birds try to kill them. My hate for him is so personal, so vivid... and I earned that sweet hate over the course of a dozen of his fucking dumbass books. So I'm especially pissed off that there's a waiter out there watching him pretend to be a German tourist, and in five seconds he'll hate Godek more than I ever can.
** Seanbaby's introduction to the absymal NES game ''Film/TotalRecall1990'' by Acclaim on ''Broken Pixels'':
-->(in exaggerated Arnold-esque Austrian accent) "AHM RANDY QUAID BY ACCLAIM! GET ME TO MAHS, AHM RANDY QUAID!"
** His Twitter treatment for a sequel to the Jean-Claude Van Damme hit ''Film/{{Timecop}}'', starring JCVD as [=TimeCop=], along with JCVD as nearly everyone else, too. Here's a sample:
--> You growl, pouring beer over cereal as if to say, “I’m a hungover cop.” The beer is from 1217 because you’re a hungover [=TIMEcop=].
** "Do you really 'make the best Brussels sprouts,' or do you just ruin bacon a couple times a year?"