History YMMV / Seanbaby

26th Mar '16 10:38:45 AM Miracle@StOlaf
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** Any of his homemade fireworks articles, but especially his last one (to date), which ends by showing an old karate trophy that survived a pyrotechnic extravaganza that reduced everything else in it to smoldering ash:
--> '''Third place my fucking ass.'''
12th Mar '16 8:35:20 AM Cieloazul
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* SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced muay thai and jiu-jitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.

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* SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced muay thai and Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.
17th Sep '15 3:52:21 PM 8BrickMario
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** Pretty much anyhing he writes turns out to be one, with his poetically vulgar one-liners, so much so that he's been compared to Creator/WilliamShakespeare. One of his more notable ones was "I will replace your life with spiders." Yeah.
31st Jul '15 6:38:13 AM MechWarrior
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* AwesomeMoments: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced muay thai and jiu-jitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.
** The main image on his website shows him posing with Mr. T.
** And Sean's 100th-article retrospective has a shot of him having a beer with Uwe Boll! Seanbaby notes that Boll didn't even try to take a swing at him.



* FunnyMoments: Self-described, in this case:
-->"Once, while I was working as a writer for some now-cancelled MTV cartoon, the topic of PhilCollins came up. Another writer at the table asked, 'What does 'Su-Su-Sudio' even mean?' And, as I'd waited for my entire life, I responded with the best Phil Collins joke I've ever written: "That's what a normal song sounds like when you sing it with balls in your mouth."

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* FunnyMoments: SugarWiki/FunnyMoments: Self-described, in this case:
-->"Once, while I was working as a writer for some now-cancelled MTV cartoon, the topic of PhilCollins Music/PhilCollins came up. Another writer at the table asked, 'What does 'Su-Su-Sudio' even mean?' And, as I'd waited for my entire life, I responded with the best Phil Collins joke I've ever written: "That's what a normal song sounds like when you sing it with balls in your mouth."


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* SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced muay thai and jiu-jitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.
** The main image on his website shows him posing with Mr. T.
** And Sean's 100th-article retrospective has a shot of him having a beer with Uwe Boll! Seanbaby notes that Boll didn't even try to take a swing at him.
15th Jun '15 6:38:40 PM Ramidel
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* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: At least a few Cracked.com readers accused Sean of ripping off other writers on the site, even though Seanbaby has been funny on the internet since ''1997'', and many of those said writers openly cite him as their chief inspiration.

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* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: SeinfeldIsUnfunny:
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At least a few Cracked.com readers accused Sean of ripping off other writers on the site, even though Seanbaby has been funny on the internet since ''1997'', and many of those said writers openly cite him as their chief inspiration.inspiration.
** In his review of VideoGame/{{Renegade}}, he snarked that "there just weren't any other games involving guys walking around and fighting bad guys on the street." Renegade was pretty much the TropeMaker for the belt-scrolling BeatEmUp, and at the time, there really weren't any other games like that.
17th Apr '15 1:36:54 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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** His Twitter treatment for a sequel to the Jean-Claude Van Damme hit ''Film/{{Timecop}}'', starring JCVD as [=TimeCop=], along with JCVD as nearly everyone else, too. Here's a sample:
--> You growl, pouring beer over cereal as if to say, Im a hungover cop. The beer is from 1217 because youre a hungover [=TIMEcop=].
17th Jan '15 5:38:21 AM Cieloazul
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* AwesomeMoments: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced Muay Thai and Jujutsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.

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* AwesomeMoments: He once scared Uwe Boll out of a boxing match after telling him he practiced Muay Thai muay thai and Jujutsu, jiu-jitsu, and that he's 6'3. He wasn't kidding.
27th Oct '14 8:25:18 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: At least a few Cracked.com readers accuse Sean of ripping off other writers on the site, even though many of those said writers openly cite him as their chief inspiration.

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* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: At least a few Cracked.com readers accuse accused Sean of ripping off other writers on the site, even though Seanbaby has been funny on the internet since ''1997'', and many of those said writers openly cite him as their chief inspiration.
21st Oct '14 6:49:01 AM BibsDibs
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* {{Squick}}: In [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-no-one-tells-you-about-living-farm/ his article about living on a farm]], he describes milking a cow as feeling like you're "squeezing hot snot out of a fat woman's flaccid penis."

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* {{Squick}}: In his [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-no-one-tells-you-about-living-farm/ his article article]] about living on a farm]], farm, he describes milking a cow as feeling like you're "squeezing hot snot out of a fat woman's flaccid penis."
21st Oct '14 6:48:17 AM BibsDibs
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* CrossesTheLineTwice: Plenty of examples.
** From [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-unintentionally-depressing-self-help-books-on-happiness/ "4 Unintentionally Depressing Self-Help Books on Happiness"]]
--> '''Instant Happy Notes''': I think this situation calls for karaoke.
--> '''Seanbaby''': If the tiny enslaved children making these knew what they said, they'd know they deserved every second of everything.


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* {{Squick}}: In [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-no-one-tells-you-about-living-farm/ his article about living on a farm]], he describes milking a cow as feeling like you're "squeezing hot snot out of a fat woman's flaccid penis."
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