History YMMV / ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen

* EnsembleDarkHorse: Uncle Larry is loved by the fanbase for his funny dialogue (especially his "your an evil bich" line); this is mostly thanks to RanguGamer's DramaticReading of the fic.

* RonTheDeathEater: Or rather, Jacob the psychotic, drooling, kinky "Werewolf King". Whatever your opinion on the canon Jacob may be, is he really the type of guy to abduct a girl, strip her, chain her to a chair and rub her knees with his "mushroom-like" genitals?

* AssPull: The author is clearly throwing in everything she can think of, without bothering to connect it to the (nonexistent) plot.

* AssPull: The author is clearly throwing in everything she can think of without bothering to connect it to the plot, insofar as there is a plot.
* BileFascination

** Also the way they start being described as a minor inconvenience; "And then he made me cook his dinner and suck his cock while he ate his dinner and then he raped me and hit me with a shoe all night and I didn't even complain." - WHAT?
* EnsembleDarkHorse: Uncle Larry is loved by the fanbase for his funny dialogue (especially his "your an evil bich" line), this is mostly thanks to RanguGamer's DramaticReading of the fic.

** Vince, the guy who has a human/vampire/panda three-way in the last chapter shares his name with Vincent, [[TakeThat the trolling reviewer Becky Mac cursed out in the end of Ch. 1 AN.]]
** Tiaa sings "Music/TotalEclipseOfTheHeart" at the school's talent contest. The song's author, Jim Steinman, has declared that he wrote that to be a vampire love song. Of course this might be a coincidence, but...
* HilariousInHindsight: Tiaa comparing Jacob's penis to a "horrible wet mushroom" is ''even funnier'' because in 2018, someone made a similar comment about Donald Trump's penis.

* CriticalResearchFailure: The mancarrot is also a lavender man-fruit, leading us to the inescapable conclusion that the author thinks carrots are lavender fruit. To be fair, they're [[MixedMetaphor both metaphors]]. Really stupid, nonsensical metaphors, but not literal descriptions. Likewise, carrots were at one point purple. Not quite lavender, and the fruit bit is still reaching, but.

* FridgeBrilliance: Vince, the guy who has a human/vampire/panda three-way in the last chapter shares his name with Vincent, [[TakeThat the trolling reviewer Becky Mac cursed out in the end of Ch. 1 AN.]]

* CriticalResearchFailure: The mancarrot is also a lavender man-fruit, leading us to the inescapable conclusion that the author thinks carrots are lavender fruit.
** To be fair, they're [[MixedMetaphor both metaphors]]. Really stupid, nonsensical metaphors, but not literal descriptions.
** Likewise, carrots were at one point purple. Not quite lavender, and the fruit bit is still reaching, but.
* CrossesTheLineTwice: Uncle Larry [[MoralEventHorizon repeatedly screwing Tiaa]] really shouldn't be funny, but the way the rapes are described combined with Tiaa's {{Wangst}}ing makes it hilarious in a BlackComedy sort of way. Not to mention how oblivious Tiaa's foster parents are.

*** "and hit me with a shoe all night..." Is there a trope for misaimed funny?
*** There is, and it's called {{Narm}}.

** Tiaa sings "Total Eclipse of the Heart" at the school's talent contest. The song's author, Jim Steinman, has declared that he wrote that to be a vampire love song. Of course this might be a coincidence, but...

* SoBadItsGood: Now has reached [=MSTing=] status a la ''{{My Immortal}}''. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7040319/1/Forbiden_Fruit_the_tempation_of_Edward_Cullen_comm]] and [[http://theskepkitty.wordpress.com/2012/04/30/horrible-fanfiction-117-forbidden-fruit-the-temptation-of-edward-cullen-a-twilight-fanfic/]]

** Tiaa sings "Total Eclipse of the Heart" at the school's talent contest. The song's author, Bonnie Tyler, has declared that he wrote that to be a vampire love song. Of course this might be a coincidence, but...

* NightmareRetardant: A young girl repeatedly beaten and raped by her abusive uncle should be horrifying. However the writing screws that. "The pain was terrible even tough his manhood was small."

* Tiaa sings "Total Eclipse of the Heart" during the school's talent contest. The song's author, Bonnie Tyler, has declared that he wrote that to be a vampire love song. Of course this might be a coincidence, but...

** Tiaa sings "Total Eclipse of the Heart" during the school's talent contest. The song's author, Bonnie Tyler, has declared that he wrote that to be a vampire love song. Of course this might be a coincidence, but...

* TheMovie:
** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPr7teLTvWQ
** There are two ''[[VideoGame/TheSims Sims]]'' versions, believe it or not. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-lXW8fy8Es Both of]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25y8AUmhPf4 them are completed]].

* StrangledByTheRedString: If you thought StephenieMeyer was guilty of this, you ain't seen nothing yet...

* JerkassWoobie: Tiaa. Yeah, she's a JerkSue of epic proportions and she seems to think beating people up is fine as long as she's the one doing it, but it's easy to feel sorry for her when she gets repeatedly screwed by Uncle Larry. When you're done laughing, that is.

* CrossesTheLineTwice: Uncle Larry [[MoralEventHorizon repeatedly screwing Tiaa]] [[DudeNotFunny really shouldn't be funny]], but the way the rapes are described combined with Tiaa's {{Wangst}}ing makes it hilarious in a BlackComedy sort of way. Not to mention how oblivious Tiaa's foster parents are.

* NightmareRetardant: A young girl repeatedly beaten and raped by her naughty uncle should be horrifying. However the writing screws that. "The pain was terrible even tough his manhood was small."

* NightmareRetardant: A young girl repeatedly beaten and raped by her naughty uncle should be horrifuing. However the writing screws that. "The pain was terrible even tough his manhood was small."

** To be fair, they're both metaphors. Really stupid, nonsensical metaphors, but not literal descriptions.

* JerkassWoobie: Tiaa. Yeah, she's a Mary Sue of epic proportions and she seems to think beating people up is fine as long as she's the one doing it, but it's easy to feel sorry for her when she gets repeatedly screwed by Uncle Larry. When you're done laughing, that is.

* SoBadItsGood: Now has reached MSTing status a la ''{{My Immortal}}''. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7040319/1/Forbiden_Fruit_the_tempation_of_Edward_Cullen_comm]] and [[http://theskepkitty.wordpress.com/2012/04/30/horrible-fanfiction-117-forbidden-fruit-the-temptation-of-edward-cullen-a-twilight-fanfic/]]

** There are two ''[[TheSims Sims]]'' versions, believe it or not. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-lXW8fy8Es Both of]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25y8AUmhPf4 them are completed]].