These are what we call the 'YMMV items.' Things that some people find in this work. We call them 'your mileage might vary' because not everyone sees these things in the same way. This starts discussions in the trope lists, a thing we don't want. Please use the discussion page if you'd like to discuss any of these items.
YMMV: Forbiden Fruit The Tempation Of Edward Cullen
Ass Pull: The author is clearly throwing in everything she can think of without bothering to connect it to the plot, insofar as there is a plot.
Also the way they start being described as a minor inconvenience; "And then he made me cook his dinner and suck his cock while he ate his dinner and then he raped me and hit me with a shoe all night and I didn't even complain." - WHAT?
"and hit me with a shoe all night..." Is there a trope for misaimed funny?
Fetish Retardant: We defy even the most rabid of Edward fans to find anything attractive about Tiaa's surreal and horrifying descriptions of him "doing sex on her".
Jerkass Woobie: Tiaa. Yeah, she's a Mary Sue of epic proportions and she seems to think beating people up is fine as long as she's the one doing it, but it's easy to feel sorry for her when she gets repeatedly screwed by Uncle Larry. When you're done laughing, that is.
Ron the Death Eater: Or rather, Jacob the psychotic, drooling, kinky "Werewolf King". Whatever your opinion on the canon Jacob may be, is he really the type of guy to abduct a girl, strip her, chain her to a chair and rub her knees with his "mushroom-like" genitals?