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YMMV: Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen
  • Ass Pull: The author is clearly throwing in everything she can think of without bothering to connect it to the plot, insofar as there is a plot.
  • Bile Fascination
  • Critical Research Failure: The mancarrot is also a lavender man-fruit, leading us to the inescapable conclusion that the author thinks carrots are lavender fruit.
    • To be fair, they're both metaphors. Really stupid, nonsensical metaphors, but not literal descriptions.
  • Crosses the Line Twice: Uncle Larry repeatedly screwing Tiaa really shouldn't be funny, but the way the rapes are described combined with Tiaa's Wangsting makes it hilarious in a Black Comedy sort of way. Not to mention how oblivious Tiaa's foster parents are.
    • Also the way they start being described as a minor inconvenience; "And then he made me cook his dinner and suck his cock while he ate his dinner and then he raped me and hit me with a shoe all night and I didn't even complain." - WHAT?
      • "and hit me with a shoe all night..." Is there a trope for misaimed funny?
  • Fetish Retardant: We defy even the most rabid of Edward fans to find anything attractive about Tiaa's surreal and horrifying descriptions of him "doing sex on her".
  • Jerkass Woobie: Tiaa. Yeah, she's a Jerk Sue of epic proportions and she seems to think beating people up is fine as long as she's the one doing it, but it's easy to feel sorry for her when she gets repeatedly screwed by Uncle Larry. When you're done laughing, that is.
  • Nausea Fuel: This fic contains what are quite possibly the squickiest Unusual Euphemisms for male genitalia ever.
  • Nightmare Retardant: A young girl repeatedly beaten and raped by her naughty uncle should be horrifuing. However the writing screws that. "The pain was terrible even tough his manhood was small."
  • Ron the Death Eater: Or rather, Jacob the psychotic, drooling, kinky "Werewolf King". Whatever your opinion on the canon Jacob may be, is he really the type of guy to abduct a girl, strip her, chain her to a chair and rub her knees with his "mushroom-like" genitals?
  • So Bad, It's Good: Now has reached MSTing status a la My Immortal. [1] and [2]
  • Strangled by the Red String: If you thought Stephenie Meyer was guilty of this, you ain't seen nothing yet...
  • Wangst: Tiaa is guilty of a lot of this.
  • The Movie:

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