History WebVideo / SailorMoonAbridged

* WhoIsThisGuyAgain: Serena's brother and daughter.
** [[RunningGag Seriously, who the hell are they?]]

It derives most of its humor from {{flanderiz|ation}}ing the show's main characters, mocking its general premise and ''especially'' the show's [[{{Macekre}} famously horrible 1990's dub]]. Not to mention just about anything else it can think of. There's also notably little reliance on pop culture and Internet references.

** As well as her rendition of songs from LadyGaga... on flute.

* LadyGaga: Alan is a fan of hers - he plays various songs of hers on the flute. Mixed with MediumAwareness when Mina hears him playing [[{{Leitmotif}} "[=LoveGame=]"]] inside the VR theatre in Episode 44.

* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Pointed out in episode 32. Plot Point 5 - Mina somehow picks up Serena's DNA just from brushing her hair (enough to fool a DNA scanner disguised as a hair steamer). Of course, the original point was that a loose strand of Serena's hair could have wound up in Mina's brush, which then ended up in Mina's Hair. That one piece was picked up by the scanners. Plus, even if somehow all of those incredibly contrived events panned out exactly, it ''still'' wouldn't work because '''hair doesn't have any DNA in it'''. There might be a few testable skin cells on the follicle-end, but that's a long shot at best, and if the scanners were so absurdly sensitive that a few stray cells could fool them, anyone Serena made physical contact with in the past week would have yielded a similar false-positive result.\\
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In short, like Raye said, it is a [[NoIndoorVoice REALLY F#*KING RETARDED plot hole!]]

--->'''Tuxedo Mask''': ''{romantic music cuts out}'' Unconscious girls can't say no!\\

--->'''Zoisite''': Ooh- woah there am I interrupting? Should I close up that pod for a minute, let you finish up there?\\

*** "I'm still fat from the other episode!"

Seeing that it's been 2012 since any new videos it's probably safe to assume this series has gone the way of the dinosaurs. However, in May 2014 [=KrisRix=] announced that the team intended to eventually fulfill their promise of at least completing the remaining two episodes of the ''Doom Tree'' arc.

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[[caption-width-right:280:[-Serena's fat jokes taken to their logical extreme.-] ]]

It derives most of its humor from [[{{Flanderization}} flanderizing]] the show's main characters, mocking its general premise and ''especially'' the show's [[{{Macekre}} famously horrible 1990's dub]]. Not to mention just about anything else it can think of. There's also notably little reliance on pop culture and Internet references.

Seeing that it's been 2012 since any sort of activity it's probably safe to assume this series has gone the way of the dinosaurs. However, in May 2014 creator [=KrisRix=] announced that the team intended to eventually fulfill their promise of at least completing the remaining two episodes of the ''Doom Tree'' arc.

* TruthinTelevision: After joking about the inconsistent name regarding that crystal everyone's suddenly obsessed with, Episode 19 ends with a compilation of dialogue snippets from the Canadian dub, revealing that yes, [[TheyJustDidntCare they rally didn't care]].

** Episode 26/27: "Shut your damn piehole, Serena!" Shove!

* VocalEvolution: While many of the character's voices change do to voice actors leaving and being replaced, Amy/Sailor Mercury plays this straight. When she started out, her voice was shy, quiet, and kind of cute. As the series progressed, she started having more of a squawk and spoke much more dramatically.

** If you listen to the bloopers, you'll occasionally hear the SMA crew have a terror-flavored one after [=KrisRix=] lets loose with Raye lines.

''Sailor Moon Abridged'' (SMA) is a GagDub of the 1992 ''Manga/SailorMoon'' anime created by Corinne "[=Megami33=]" Sudberg, written by [=KrisRix=], and also starring Eric "[=Roll002=]" Pietrangolare, Constantine "[=Whip0fAlchemy=]" Angelos, and Christian "[=Judgement915=]" Bellucci. This series covers the entire ''Dark Kingdom'' arc and most of the ''Doom Tree'' arc. It's a notable AbridgedSeries for being one of the few among its peers to have more than 40 episodes, and the first to prove that a female main cast can be just as funny.

** A lesser example in Episode 4, with Saffron. Few can remember exactly ''which'' spice she shares a name with.

* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Pointed out in episode 32, Plot Point 5 - Mina somehow picks up Serena's DNA just from brushing her hair (enough to fool a DNA scanner disguised as a hair steamer). Of course, the original point was that a loose strand of Serena's hair could have wound up in Mina's brush, which then ended up in Mina's Hair. That one piece was picked up by the scanners. Plus, even if somehow all of those incredibly contrived events panned out exactly, it ''still'' wouldn't work because '''hair doesn't have any DNA in it'''. There might be a few testable skin cells on the follicle-end, but that's a long shot at best, and if the scanners were so absurdly sensitive that a few stray cells could fool them, anyone Serena made physical contact with in the past week would have yielded a similar false-positive result. In short, like Raye said, it is a [[NoIndoorVoice REALLY F#*KING RETARDED plot hole!]]

-->'''Artemis:''' Run Luna! Run off that pregnancy!
-->'''Luna:''' What?! [[SomeonesTouchingMyButt I thought you said that was your tail!]]
-->'''Artemis:''' Run it off, bitch!

--> '''Megami33:''' Hi Everyone, You know here at SMA we like to joke at a bunch of things but rape isn't funny. At all. In fact all those that joke about it should go straight to-(Gets taken away by several people)

--> '''Tuxedo Mask''': [Romantic music cuts out] Unconscious girls can't say no! [Cut to Sailor Moon Says]
--> '''Serena''': I GOT KISSED BY TUXEDO MASK! ''*{{squee}}s*''

--> '''Zoisite''': Ooh- woah there am I interrupting? Should I close up that pod for a minute, let you finish up there?
--> '''Darien''': No- no! She's just passed out.
--> '''Zoisite''': [Incredulously] That doesn't change anything.
* [[spoiler: BookEnds]]: The series begins with [[TheHero Serena]] waking up late for school screaming,
---> ''Serena'': AAAH! I hear loud noises!
** [[spoiler: It also ends like this; Serena wakes up having lost her memories of being Sailor Moon. She also says the [[CallBack exact same line as in the first episode.]]]]

* BreadEggsMilkSquick: In episode 46/47 when Mina is talking down a kindergardener.

* ButtMonkey: In RealLife, Roll002 (Eric). If the bloopers are any indication, he can't get through a single line without messing it up at least a few times. Add to this the fact that he plays villains and, later, [[TheOtherDarrin Darien]] (who are, by definition, MrExposition) and we get a lot of bloopers and a very sarcastic SMA crew.

-->'''Serena''': (In response to Amy's and Lita's concern) You guys are overreacting. I'm sure he's (''censor bar shifts a little to show a pool of blood'') fiiIIINNEEE!! OH, GOD, PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!
* ChristmasSongs: Parodied in an album offered on their site. Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi, Megami's (ex)boyfriend, animated a video of one, including drawing Serena as PacMan (see the page pic).

--->'''"Trainer":''' "Hey guys, I'm your token homosexual of the episode."
--->'''Serena:''' "He's really cute, but the purple's a little [-gay-]."
--->'''Molly:''' "Serena, he already said he's a homosexual."
--->'''Serena:''' "So does that make him gay?"

-->'''Amy:''' I get action!
-->'''Raye:''' YOUR RIGHT HAND DOESN'T COUNT!
-->'''Amy:''' Aww...

** "Hey, nerd, you've really put in a lot of ENERGY into this class and I'm really impressed by your ENERGY input. So I wanted you to lead the class today and teach them how to give more ENERGY for completely innocent reasons. '''ENERGY!'''"

-->'''Zoicite:''' Welcome Tuxedo Ma- [[InconvenientSummons whoa, there! Am I interrupting?]] Do you want me to close up that pod again, give you a minute to finish up there?
-->'''Darien:''' [[NotWhatItLooksLike No, no- she's just passed out.]]
-->'''Zoicite:''' ''(scoffs)'' That doesn't change anything.

* ElementalRockPaperScissors: Subverted "Yeah like fire's gonna help when you're fighting water. Oh shit it did."
* EvenEvilHasStandards: When Jadeite suggests that he be given a sidekick to help him, Beryl rejects it because of the possibility of pedophilia

--> '''Malachite:''' Let the porno commence!
--> '''Zoisite as Sailor Moon:''' Oh, Malachite, you're so dirty!!
--> '''Malachite:''' Cue lightning! ''{*Lightning*}'' Damn, I'm so cool.

** Amy was left for dead in Episode 34. But then again, considering it's filler, [[SnapBack it won't even matter.]]

* TheGodsMustBeLazy: Jesus doesn't seem to keen on helping the Scouts out whenever they call on him. Considering that one of their members is a proud Satanist...

---> '''Amy:''' "Please, Jesus, bring my friends home."
---> '''Jesus:''' "No."

---> '''[[NoIndoorVoice Raye]]:''' "GOD, ARTEMIS, YOU'RE SO LOUD!"
* IfYouDieICallYourStuff: In the episode where Jedite dies.
-->'''Random Negaverse Creep''': Can I have your [[PornStash Porno Collection]]?
** In episode 46/47, Mina's kindergartner protege/rival calls dibs on Mina's turf if she snuffs it. [[ThemeMusicPowerUp Mina doesn't take it well.]]

-->'''Darien:''' Don't underestimate her and her friends, simpleton. She'll never go to the ski resort.
-->'''Serena:''' I love the ski resort!

--->'''Andrew:''' You'll never leave me, right?
--->'''Rita:''' Ja!
--->(''cut to the airport'')
--->'''Andrew:''' I guess I'll see you around, eh?
--->'''Rita:''' Ja! Bye-bye!

--->'''Serena:''' What? Raye? Amy? Lita? Mina?
--->'''Mina:''' My name's no- oh, wait...

* LyricalDissonance Raye's song "Oh Bloody Night" sounds like a sweet love song, but is about how she tortures a guy for Satan.

* ManOfAThousandVoices: If no one else, then definitely [=KrisRix=] – she voices Amy/Mercury, Raye/Mars, Mina/Venus, Beryl, Zoisite, Andrew, Molly, and any number of random background characters.

* MediumAwareness: Per standard procedure on so many Abridged series.

* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: Some of the Dub's more ridiculous lines were kept in, with the caption "''Yes'', they actually said this in the Dub" appearing on-screen.

* OverNineThousand: The only time you'll ever hear [[ShyBlueHairedGirl Amy]] scream like [[NoIndoorVoice Raye]].
** When one of the two [[MonsterOfTheWeek Monsters Of The Week]] in Episode 46/47 tried to use that line, Mina cuts it off, stating [[DiscreditedMeme it hasn't been funny since 2007.]]
* OverlyLongGag: From episode one: Sailor Moon is heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere-eeeeerrrrrrrrreeee-eeeeeeerrrrrrrrreee..... yeah.

-->'''Serena:''' Wow, Luna, way to stereotype, you bitch! I guess all fat people like cake and donuts too, right?
-->'''Luna:''' You said it, not me.
-->'''Serena:''' ...And pizzas, and pretzels, and chips...
-->'''Luna:''' Okay, Serena, I get it.
-->'''Serena:''' ...And cotton candy, and corn dogs, and hot dogs, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick dogs in general]]...
-->'''Luna:''' This is Japan, not Korea!

* PerfectlyCromulentWord: continuing the "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Actual dialogue in the English dub?]]" gag:
-->'''Serena:''' "Oh, come on, Luna, don't be such a stoichmeister!"
-->'''Luna:''' "A what??"
-->'''Serena:''' "I like making up words! Fudgecracklesnott!"
-->'''Luna:''' (EyeTake)

-->'''[[MonsterOfTheWeek MotW]]''': I am Game Machine Man! Time to play...WHACK-A-BITCH!
-->'''[[TheBigGuy Lita]]''': Time to play- oh, f'''*honk*'''k it! Imma just beat the shit outta you!

* PunctuatedForEmphasis: MUST PRAY TO SATAN!

** Another one comes in Episode 36/37 where Prince Darien states that he loves Twilight. In real life, roll002 is a fan of it.

{[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes she actually speaks this way in the dub]]}

** Other characters inability to hear anything [[ShyBlueHairedGirl Amy]] says.

** Nephlite and stars.

* ShoutOut: Episode 50, courtesy of a fan, has Melvin commenting that he got the animal costumes on short notice from his friend named [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Joey]]

-->(''LaughTrack'')
* {{Spexico}}: The caption before episode 43 starts is "Today's episode is brought to you by España" (Spanish for Spain), but the backround picture shown is the Mexican flag. At first it might look like a [[CriticalResearchFailure blatant error,]] but the title song was the Latin American version and the [[ByThePowerOfGrayskull transformation key phrase]] was the Castilian Spanish one, so it was actually [[PlayingWithATrope just played with]], [[RuleOfFunny maybe too much.]]

** And a couple times, even SMA crew couldn't figure out the dialogue themselves – the "tyrannosphere" line in Episode 17 and the "stoigemeister" line in Episode 26/27 had the disclaimers typed with a question mark.

--> '''Alan:''' Serena, my feelings reach beyond the orbit of your planet[[note]] Actual Dialogue from the English Dub[[/note]].
--> '''Serena:''' Your what?
--> '''Alan:''' I mean, your country! Yes, It was silly of me to say planet because that makes me seem like some kind of alien which of course I'm not because we're from the same planet. That being Earth. Which I'm from. Like you.

** "I'll have you know that I'm the star of Megami33's Sailor Moon Abridged. You know, the only ''good one'' on Website/YouTube!"

-->'''Raye:''' Oh shit, he's out cold! That's convenient; now I can transform! Mars Pow--
-->'''Chad:''' j/k lol.
-->'''Raye:''' Oh...oh hi...
-->'''Chad:''' Don't worry, I'll protect you!
-->'''Raye:''' Oh...great...
-->'''Chad:''' ''(attacks the youma with his head)''
-->'''Raye:''' Oh! He's out cold!
-->'''Chad:''' Wow, man, I need to work on my headbutts.
-->'''Raye:''' Oh! Uh, he's out...cold.
-->'''Chad:''' Raye, avenge me!
-->'''Raye:''' OKAY JUST STAY UNCONSCIOUS PLEASE!

-->'''Darien:''' I should at least kiss her goodbye.
-->'''[[spoiler:Raye]]:''' NO!
-->'''Darien:''' I think I should.
-->'''[[spoiler:Raye]]:''' DON'T!
-->(''Darien kisses [[spoiler:Serena]], causing [[spoiler:the crystal to rebuild itself]]. [[spoiler:Raye]] screams.'')
-->'''[[spoiler:Serena]]:''' Wow, I'm feeling ''so'' much better!
-->''(pause)''
-->'''[[spoiler:Raye]]:''' I'M GONNA STRANGLE HER!

* TruthinTelevision: After joking about the inconsistent name regarding that crystal everyone's suddenly obsessed with, Episode 19 ends with a compilation of dialogue snippets from the English anime revealing that yes, [[TheyJustDidntCare they rally didn't care]].
* {{Uncanceled}}: In 2010, Megami33's channel was terminated, removing the entire series in the process. They started a new Youtube channel and uploaded a few more episodes before life stopped production. If they ever finish the last two episodes of ''Doom Tree'', that'll qualify for this too.

--> '''Queen Beryl:''' And now we have Mercury to contend with. You know, there are nine planets so the longer we wait, the bigger that team gets. I mean, who's next, Uranus?
--> '''Jedite:''' Hah, Uranus.
--> '''Queen Beryl:''' Silence!

-->'''Raye:''' THAT SERENA ISN'T A SAILOR SCOUT, SHE'S A ''FAILURE'' SCOUT! ...OKAY, WHO THE '''*honk*''' WRITES THESE LINES?
-->'''Amy:''' Don't blame it on the [=SMA=] crew!
-->'''Raye:''' I BET THEY'RE LAUGHING AT MY MISERY!
-->'''Lita:''' I know I am, yo!

-->'''Amy:''' [[AssShove How did you fit that up there?]] Do you want to get dysentery?
-->'''Luna:''' Trust me, where ''I'm'' from, every cat can fit much bigger things than that[[note]] "that" being Amy's computer[[/note]].

-->'''Alan:''' That girl has such passion. I want to lick her [[Film/TropicThunder Booty Sweat!]]
-->'''Anne:''' You never like MY Booty Sweat anymore!

-->'''Sailor Moon:''' All you have to do is touch it.
-->''(Darien puts his hand on Sailor Moon's music box, which magically prompts him to perform a HeelFaceTurn.)''
-->'''Queen Beryl:''' You traitor! [[DoubleEntendre You never touched mine!]]

** Apparently the laughter was in-universe as Sammy once asks where the laughter is coming from.

** Though to be far, the laugh track was lampshaded in episode 4 when Sammy he asks where the laughter is coming from.

** Lampshaded by Sammy in episode 4 when he asks where the laughter is coming from.

''Sailor Moon Abridged'' (SMA) is a GagDub of the 1992 ''Manga/SailorMoon'' anime, created by [=Megami33=], [=KrisRix=], [=Roll002=] and [=Judgement915=], covering the entire ''Dark Kingdom'' arc and most of the ''Doom Tree'' arc. It's a notable AbridgedSeries for being one of the few among its peers to have more than 40 episodes, and the first to prove that a female main cast can be just as funny.

It derives most of its humor from [[{{Flanderization}} flanderizing]] the show's main characters, mocking its general premise and its [[{{Macekre}} horrible North American dub]]. Not to mention just about anything else it can think of. There's also notably little reliance on pop culture and Internet references.

All of its creators handle the writing and most of the voice acting. Season 2 adds [[http://www.youtube.com/user/evilchicken25 EvilChicken25]] of ''WebVideo/GargoylesAbridged'' and editor [[http://www.youtube.com/user/thenyceleb Lana Shittles]] to the cast. And none other than LittleKuriboh cameos as Moonlight Knight. Megami33 herself is also part of TeamFourStar.

Former members [=MaxSkate2001=] and [=Whip0fAlchemy=] both resigned for scheduling reasons. [=Whip0fAlchemy=] has since [[ExecutiveMeddling attempted]] abridging ''RevolutionaryGirlUtena'' and joined the cast of ''WebVideo/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfAbridgerty''. SMA was dragged into TheWarOfTheAbridgedSeriesCreators in 2008, which they handled in a surprisingly mature way.

* {{Anvilicious}}: [[invoked]] The Remix episode really hammers in the message that ThePowerOfFriendship and TeamSpirit can help a team overcome a challenge, as it does the Sailor Scouts, while a refusal to cooperate can doom a team to failure, as it does the Negaverse generals.

* BizarroUniverse: In the Remix Episode, the Sailor Scouts are transported to another dimension where everyone's names are different (the Sailors' are taken from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEXqoPgbH0c DiC's pitch reel]]), Sailor Mars tolerates her teammates better, Sailor Mercury can't speak English, and everyone in the Negaverse has different personalities as well.

* BlackComedyRape: The ''whole'' plot of episode 42. Double subverted in the Sailor Says!

--> '''Serena''': I GOT KISSED BY TUXEDO MASK! ''AHHHHHHH-!''

* ChristmasSongs: Parodied in an album offered on their site. kirbopher15, Megami's (ex)boyfriend, animated a video of one, including drawing Serena as PacMan (see the page pic).

* DangerouslyGenreSavvy: Nephlite, when he proposes they attack [[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse outside of Japan]] -- America. He's quickly shot down by Queen Beryl though.
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Melvin, Darien, Serena, and, of course, Amy

* TheDayTheMusicLied: Happens in Episode 46/47, when Sailor Venus stops her ThemeMusicPowerUp to call [[MonsterOfTheWeek Vultros]] out on attempting to use the "[[DragonBallZ Over Nine Thousand]]!" meme.

'''Serena''': And that is the joke...

* DudeShesLikeInAComa: Beryl, with unconcious Darien in her evil grasp!

-->'''Zoicite:''' Welcome Tuxedo Ma- [[InconvenientSummons whoa, there! Am I interrupting?]] Do you wan't me to close up that pod again, give you a minute to finish up there?

* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The first few episodes contain a LaughTrack, and footage from the first 30 episodes seem to retain DiC's added censorship and effects (such as the IdiosyncraticWipes).

* EvenTheGirlsWantHer: Serena blatantly displays Les Yay when she first meets Raye and Mina.

** Rei for her fangirls/hench girls. And Serena when they first met until she realised what Rei's personality was actually like.
* EverybodyLaughsEnding: The remix episode

--> '''Malachite:''' Cue lightning! *Lightning* Damn, I'm so cool.
* EyesAlwaysShut: [[NoIndoorVoice "GRANDPA! WEAR YOUR GLASSES, DAMMIT! YOU LOOK LIKE]] [[{{Pokemon}} BROCK!"]]

*** "Plot Point 4: [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Beryl's Orb did...something]]" ("Sorry, it does that sometimes. Ignore it! What were you saying?")

** In Episode 43 Sailor Moon transformed with [[GratuitousSpanish the Castilian Spanish phrase,]] 44 used Cantonese, 45 Swedish and 46/47 GratuitousGerman. Usually rather poorly pronounced, but AsLongAsItSoundsForeign...

* HijackedByJesus: Sort of. Sailor Moon saves a priest, and Jesus appears as an unseen character.

* InMemoriam: Episode 46/47 is dedicated to [[spoiler: Jordan Winston, Jr. II, the baby Serena and Darien were babysitting.]] To Amy's horror, [[spoiler: Serena threw him into the garbage.]]

** Played with by [=Whip0fAlchemy=], who (as of LordQuadros's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTvxbwtaCSE "Yay, we got engaged!" video]]) has been established as [=FtM=] {{transgender}}. However, he has on multiple social media networks stated (i.e. Facebook) that he is "pre-everything" and cannot afford to take hormones, therefore, he is naturally an example of LarynxDissonance for either gender.

* ManOfAThousandVoices: If no one else, then definitely [=KrisRix=].
** Roll as well, though it's somewhat more obvious it's him.

* MilestoneCelebration: Episode 50 includes several gags written by the viewers.

--->'''Raye:''' "STUPID. BITCH. CAN FLY. WHAT THE [[SoundEffectBleep *honk*]]!?"
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: The aforementioned PSA is about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_mononucleosis mononucleosis]], brought up because roll002 had come down with the illness.

* RecordNeedleScratch: Whenever someone says something self-incriminating.
-->'''Alan:''' (Actual English Dub Dialog) Serena, my love for you circles the orbit of your planet---
-->'''Serena:''': *RecordNeedleScratch* WHAT?!
* RoboSpeak: Serena does this after Darien reveals himself as Tuxedo Mask, for no good reason other than to emulate [=DiC=].

** [[YouAreFat Fat jokes]]. No episode would be complete without one of Serena's friends, enemies or family members delivering a couple of these. Some of them get quite creative too.

** Lita's none too convincing attempts to pass as a girl.

* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: Words like "Rose", "Whoosh", "Kaboom" and "Loud noises", which you just have to hear to believe.

* ShesAManInJapan: Zoisite gets really {{Mind Screw}}ed by this. It has been established that his/her gender is in fact "void".
-->'''Zoisite:''' What? You want me to wear a skirt?
-->'''Queen Beryl:''' What's wrong with that?
-->'''Zoisite:''' But... but...
-->'''Queen Beryl:''' You ''are'' a woman, aren't you?
-->'''Zoisite:''' (''breaking down'') I... I don't know anymore!
** This might have been a TakeThat to Creator/DiC, the original dubbers of ''Anime/SailorMoon''; they made Zoisite a woman.

* SlidingScaleOfSillinessVersusSeriousness: ''Very'' silly. It's an AbridgedSeries after all. However, parts of the flashback sequence in episode 39 are [[CerebusSyndrome definitely serious.]]
* SomethingElseAlsoRises: Rare female version on episode 20 -- after Molly sees Nephlite fight back against the demons who kidnapped her, the ''demon'' says, "I think I just wet my panties -- and not with pee-pee." (It's an easy mistake to make, but one of the bloopers ''has'' [=KrisRix=] saying it in the Molly voice and Megami correcting her.)
* SoundEffectBleep: The '''*honk*'''ing effect is so popular, the creators have apologized[[note]]They actually called it a Halloween treat[[/note]] for [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar forgetting to use it from time to time]].

* SpoofAesop: The "Sailor Says" segments are used to teach these, encouraging (among other things) bulimia, steroid use and Satanism.

** And a couple times, even SMA crew couldn't figure out the dialogue themselves— the "tyrannosphere" line in Episode 17 and the "stoigemeister" line in Episode 26/27 had the disclaimers typed with a question mark.

** Episode 18 had the famous scene where Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon fall over a balcony and use [[ParasolParachute an umbrella to float down safely.]] Probably [[DontTryThisAtHome to keep kids from trying this out,]] [=DiC=] cut the part after they both fell and ''reversed'' the part where Tuxedo Mask lost his grip on Serena's wrist.
--> '''Tuxedo Mask''': Oh, goddammit, she's so heavy! I have to use my [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands time-rewinding powers!]]
* StockFootage: Aside from the normal [[TransformationSequence uses]] associated with a MagicalGirl series, the show occasionally uses footage from previous episodes when the current episode doesn't have enough dialogue scenes

*** Whaddua mean ''[[TransparentCloset interpret]]''?

--> '''Alan:''' Serena, my feelings reach beyond the orbit of your planet[[note]]Actual Dialogue from the English Dub[[/note]].

* TakeOurWordForIt: Several scenes and a fair amount of episodes where cut down to a bare-bones summary/omitted entirely for being (a) [[{{Filler}} obvious filler]] or (b) mind-numbingly boring (or, [[TakeAThirdOption as a third option]], ''both''). Every time, Serena or the narrator would assure the audience that they didn't miss much, and we're better off for not having seen it.

-->'''[[spoiler: Raye]]:''' NO!

-->'''[[spoiler: Raye]]:''' DON'T!
-->(''Darien kisses [[spoiler:Serena]], causing [[spoiler:the crystal to rebuild itself]]. [[spoiler: Raye]] screams.'')
-->'''[[spoiler: Serena]]:''' Wow, I'm feeling ''so'' much better!

-->'''[[spoiler: Raye]]:''' I'M GONNA STRANGLE HER!
* TheUnintelligible: Titus in episode 9, Amy if you don't have the volume cranked up, Artemis when he's being particularly drunk, and Rini, the little girl who [[CousinOliver suddenly appeared]] in the movie.
* {{Uncanceled}}: In 2010, Megami33's channel was suspended, removing the entire series in the process. They are re-posted on Blip
* UnsoundEffect: Rose! (See also SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud up above.)

* VoicesInOneRoom: The shows get recorded in one room, leading to lots of outtakes.
* VocalEvolution: While many of the character's voices change do to voice actors leaving and being replaced, Amy/Sailor Mercury plays this straight. When she started out, her voice was shy quiet and kind of cute. As the series progressed, she started having more of a squawk and spoke much more dramatically.
* [[IDoNotOwn We Do Not Own]]: Originally averted, then played straight[[note]]Probably due to the original Website/YouTube account's suspension[[/note]].

-->'''Luna:''' Trust me, where ''I'm'' from, every cat can fit much bigger things than [Amy's computer].

''Sailor Moon Abridged'' (SMA) is a GagDub of the 1992 ''Manga/SailorMoon'' anime, created by [=Megami33=], [=KrisRix=], [=Roll002=] and [=Judgement915=], covering the entire ''Dark Kingdom'' arc and most of the ''Doom Tree'' arc. It's a notable AbridgedSeries for being one of the few among its peers to have more than 50 episodes, and the first to prove that a female main cast can be just as funny.

This is one of the few abridged series to have 45 episodes or more, and the first to show that girls can make them just as well. It tends to rely less on random pop culture and Internet references, and more on mocking the general premise of ''Manga/SailorMoon'' and its [[{{Macekre}} horrible North American dub]], not to mention just about anything else it can think of.

Its creators, who handle all the writing and most of the voice acting, consists of [=Megami33=], [=KrisRix=], [=Roll002=] and [=Judgement915=]. Season 2 additions include [[http://www.youtube.com/user/evilchicken25 EvilChicken25]] of ''WebVideo/GargoylesAbridged'', editor [[http://www.youtube.com/user/thenyceleb Lana Shittles]], and none other than LittleKuriboh, who cameos as Moonlight Knight. Former members include [=MaxSkate2001=] and [=Whip0fAlchemy=], both of whom resigned for scheduling reasons. [=Whip0fAlchemy=] has since [[ExecutiveMeddling attempted]] abridging RevolutionaryGirlUtena and joined the cast of WebVideo/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfAbridgerty, and Megami33 is part of TeamFourStar. SMA was been dragged into the TheWarOfTheAbridgedSeriesCreators, which they handled in a surprisingly mature way.

[[Characters/SailorMoonAbridged Here is the character sheet.]]

To get your hands on the episodes, see the [[http://www.sailormoonabridged.com/ official site]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/SMAseries the backup YouTube account]].

Seeing that it's been 2012 since any sort of activity it's probably safe to assume this series has gone the way of the dinosaurs.

To get your hands on the episodes, see the [[http://www.sailormoonabridged.com/ official site]], their [[http://sailormoonabridged.blip.tv/ Blip.TV account]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/SMAseries the backup YouTube account]].

* {{Uncanceled}}: In 2010, Megami33's channel was suspended, removing the entire series in the process. They are re-posted on http://sailormoonabridged.blip.tv.

Seeing that it's been well over a year since any sort of activity it's probably safe to assume this series has gone the way of the dinosaurs.

* {{Anvilicious}}: [[invoked]] The Remix episode really hammers in the message that ThePowerOfFriendship and teamwork can help a team overcome a challenge, as it does the Sailor Scouts, while a refusal to cooperate can doom a team to failure, as it does the Negaverse generals.

* TheDanza: In episode 17, Megami33 and [=KrisRix=] voice a pair of animators named Corinne and Kris. This is possibly lampshaded at the end, when "All About Us" by T.A.T.U. plays.
** In an interview, [=KrisRix=] stated that they chose the song because the two Russian girls from T.A.T.U pretended to be gay, and the animators of that episode were gay, so they thought it would be funny (but then again, that makes two good reasons to play that song).

* HeyItsThatVoice: If any of you people watched a certain episode of a certain [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Abridged Series]], you might notice the doctor in the movie sounding a little ''[[LittleKuriboh familiar]]'', if you will[[note]]He also plays the Moonlight Knight[[/note]].
** [=Kirbopher15=] and [=NathanGraves989=] both provided their voices for a few extras... and Lita's 'friend' [[RememberTheNewGuy she keeps talking about]]... respectively.

* KeepCirculatingTheTapes: What with the combination of SMA's Blip channel getting taken down (by Blip) and YouTube pulling a number of episodes for copyright claims (many spurred by the new Viz rerelease), many episodes are now unavailable to watch.

* MissingEpisode: Quite a few videos were lost when Megami33's original Youtube account was deleted, mostly stuff for the fans. As far as actual episodes go, the bloopers for episode 21 and the Remix Episode Ad have yet to resurface on any of the current accounts for the series.

* [[TheOtherDarrin The Other Darien]]: Roll002 took over Tuxedo Mask from [=MaxSkate2001=]; after Episode 43, [[WebVideo/GargoylesAbridged EvilChicken25]] took over from Roll. Megami33 currently voices Sammy (originally done by Roll002).

* PostScriptSeason: The Doom Tree arc. To elaborate, Kris mentioned in an interview (same one mentioned in TheDanza example above) that, at the time, she only saw herself and the rest of her team getting through season one.

* ScheduleSlip: A rather serious computer crash delayed TheMovie one and a half months past its scheduled airdate of New Year's Day 2010.
** A much larger and longer lasting one happened after season one ended. A combination of work, college and moving caused updates to slow to a grinding halt, before ultimately declaring they've stopped the series.
* [[ScrewedByTheNetwork Screwed By The Website]]: [=Megami33=]'s account got suspended on October 26, 2010 due to copyright claims.
** And in November 2013, the Blip account was suspended.

* [[TalkingToHimself Talking To Herself]]: Megami33 plays both Serena and Luna, so the first few episodes are basically all her. [=KrisRix=] voices [[ManOfAThousandVoices Mercury, Mars, Venus, Molly, Queen Beryl and Zoicite]], leading to inevitable problems in switching voices between lines.

* ThrowItIn: According to the bloopers, Zoicite's line, "Oh my God: it's a fight scene!" in episode 21, was done on the spot by Kris Rix.

This is one of the few abridged series to have 45 episodes or more, and the first to show that girls can make them just as well. It tends to rely less on random pop culture and Internet references, and more on mocking the show's general premise and its [[{{Macekre}} horrible North American dub]], not to mention just about anything else it can think of.

Its creators, who handle all the writing and most of the voice acting, consists of [=Megami33=], [=KrisRix=], [=Roll002=] and [=Judgement915=]. Season 2 additions include [[http://www.youtube.com/user/evilchicken25 EvilChicken25]] of ''WebVideo/GargoylesAbridged'', editor [[http://www.youtube.com/user/thenyceleb Lana Shittles]], and none other than LittleKuriboh, who cameos as Moonlight Knight. Former members include [=MaxSkate2001=] and [=Whip0fAlchemy=], both of whom resigned for scheduling reasons. [=Whip0fAlchemy=] has since [[ExecutiveMeddling attempted]] abridging RevolutionaryGirlUtena and joined the cast of WebVideo/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfAbridgerty, and Megami33 is part of TeamFourStar. SMA has been dragged into the TheWarOfTheAbridgedSeriesCreators, which they handled in a surprisingly mature way.

-->--'''[[LemonyNarrator Narrator]] and [[BigBad Queen Beryl]]''', the first lines of episode #1

->''[[LemonyNarrator "So, there was this one time, and there was this one place, and it was]] [[BuffySpeak like, really far away, like, on the moon. And then this stuff happened..."]]''
-> '''[[UnsoundEffect LOUD NOISES!!!]]'''