History WebVideo / HellsingAbridged

* InLoveWithYourCarnage: Alucard towards Police Girl... and ''the Queen'' towards Alucard, to the point where she asks for a recording of an upcoming mission.

*** Same for Jan, who, after seeing his ghouls getting ripped to shreds by Seras, calmly quips "Well, at least I die with a raging boner."

* InLoveWithYourCarnage: Alucard towards the Police Girl... and ''the Queen''.
** Actually, it's more like [[NightmareFetishist The Queen]] is this for him, even asking for a recording of his missions.

* NeverMessWithGranny: Betty is the only person Alucard respects on a personal level and is very near his level of psychopathy. Their flirting even forces one man to swear off sex due to the raunchiness of it. If that isn't enough, they even did it '''during the blitz''' ([[GenderBender when Alucard was]] [[BiTheWay a girl]]). Daaaaaamn.

** Rip Van Winkle is basically a huge TakeThat to social justice warriors, tumblr and meme overdose in general.

-->'''Alucard:''' Honestly, if you're going to have a dick-fighting competition with a ''woman'', you must've started with the world's cruelest handicap. Which I'm sure benefits the nine year old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh right, generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God...all over his back.

* PetTheDog: Alucard is a ''very'' unusual example towards Seras. After saving her just because she "has nice tits", he seems to develop ''some'' relationship with her, such as offering her to kill zombies (which actually impresses him when she does so), requesting a new gun for her (which is later changed to a cannon. Because bitches love cannons, which happens to be a {{BFG}}), and apparently shares his room with her while taking her and Pip with him on his vacation to Brazil.

* SelfMadeOrphan: At lest Self-Made Half-Orphan. According to Alucard, his father was the most satisfying person he ever killed.

* GenkiGirl: Miss Rip. Van. Winkle.

* GenderBender: Alucard recalls that he was a girl during WorldWarII.

** Even more ironic, that she's working for people (the Nazis), who are all that cranked UpToEleven and [[OverNineThousand beyond]].

** Even more ironic, that she's working for people (the Nazis), how are all that cranked UpToEleven and [[OverNineThousand beyond]].

* SelfMadeOrphan: According to Alucard, his father was the most satisfying person he ever killed.

-->'''Alucard''': The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you'd have a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the '40s, I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words, Ms. Van Winkle, ''Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!''

* StupidSexyFlanders: When Alucard first sees Schrodinger, he mentions the "Return of the ''why-boner.''"

** [[DirtyOldMan The Queen of England]] as well, surprisingly enough. And by surprising, I mean [[BrainBleach absolutely horrifying.]]

** Although, knowing Alucard being a master in [[JerkAss trolling other people]], that's most likely intentional.

** Rip Van Winkle seems to exist to give internet shoutouts; she's basically become 4chan the person.

-->'''Alucard''': And ''I'' responded with: '''I KNOBBED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!!'''

-->'''Alucard''': And ''I'' responded with: '''I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!!'''