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** Melone is also largely looked over, though this is less due to him already lacking much of a presence and more because of the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything very]] [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil rapey]] and generally uncomfortable nature of his Stand Baby Face, something that gets {{lampshade|hanging}}d a couple of times (such as Baby Face's bio consisting of the narrator saying "Now if you don't mind, I'll be doing this part OFFSCREEN!"). Giorno's fight against the Junior is reduced to a FunnyBackgroundEvent because of this.

* [[https://youtu.be/AnTfv2abjew?si=7-NlR_zi_yv6Vs-j Giorno Explains King Crimson]] (released Oct 1, 2023)

* AdaptationalJerkass: A minor case in "Golden Wind". The memetic scene of Narrancia and Mista beating up a guy with Abbaccio shortly joining them had removed the context of said guy threatening Narrancia for accidently spilling wine on his expensive suit. As such, the three looked like they kicked the shit out of a random passer-by minding his own business for absolutely no reason.

** Similarly, neither Sorbet nor Gelato appears in the "Golden Wind" episode as their death scene isn't adapted. During the meeting between La Squadra, a sign that says "MIA" stands in for both of them.
** Also in "Golden Wind", the process of Melone creating Baby Face's Junior happens entirely off-screen (which the narrator also lampshaded), due to the very non-consensual and icky nature of it. Giorno's fight against the Junior is also reduced to a FunnyBackgroundEvent.

*** Kira was a serious, stone-cold serial killer in the original "Diamond is Unbreakable" whereas Viva's version forgoes the first part in favor of an ObviouslyEvil LargeHam whose speech mostly consists of shouting and quoting "Ecnalumba" and with murderous tendencies barely kept in check.

--->'''Judgement:''' "Have you watched ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}''?"\\
'''Polnareff:''' "That ain't out yet."\\
'''Judgement:''' "Uh, then this might take a hot minute to explain."

--->'''Aya Tsuji:''' "Have you watched ''WesternAnimation/{{Cinderella}}''?"\\
'''Yukako:''' "YEAH!?!'\\
'''Aya:''' "...Have you watched ''Anime/SpiritedAway''[[note]]Released in 2001[[/note]]?"\\
'''Yukako:''' "NO!?!"\\
'''Aya:''' "...[[SecretTestOfCharacter Good]]!"

* ClusterBleepBomb: Actual Ghost Reimi Sugimoto gives Kira a long one when she finally meets him in the alleyway.

** In "Golden Wind", Narancia is under attack from a Stand that makes everything he says the opposite of what he means to say. Then we get this exchange:
--->'''Narancia:''' "I DON'T NOT KNOW WHERE THE ENEMY IS!"\\
'''Squalo:''' "Wait, does that mean he knows where we are?"\\
'''Tiziano:''' "No, my ability makes it a triple negative, and he-"\\
[Tiziano realizes Narancia cut off his tongue, removing the stand from himself]\\
'''Tiziano:''' "Oh nope it's- wait, does that make it a quadruple negative--?"\\

--->'''Jotaro''': "I anticipate we'll either have a team of thirty by the end of this trek or we'll just so happen to coincidentally stop seeing forehead squids from this point forward."

-->'''Koichi:''' Wait sir, are you an antagonist? ...Am I an antagonist?.. Oh no, I'm a side character aren't I?

-->'''The Narrator:''' Pannacotta Fugo's "Purple Haze" - Oops! Never seen again

-->'''Not Josuke:''' "Hello I’m not Josuke! I will I’m not Josuke save you I’m not Josuke!"\\
'''Narrator:''' "He’s not Josuke."

-->'''Light:''' "I’ve collected the apparatus, that which can be used for storage of information. Or, alternatively, the collection of information if a secondary utensil is applied in an appropriate manner."

-->'''Janitor:''' "Mamma mia pizza spaghetti."\\
'''Black Sabbath:''' "''WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THAT GROOVY THING?!''" [Stabs him]\\
'''Janitor:''' "RAVIOLI!" [Explodes]

-->'''Jotaro:''' "To assert dominance I shall now detail miscellaneous '''strands''' of your '''history''' to your face." ''*Ahem*''\\

* JumpedAtTheCall: Rohan is quite eager to begin his role as a main character once he meets Actual Ghosts Reimi Sugimoto and Actual Ghost Arnold.
-->'''Rohan''': "Come, Koichi! Adventure awaits!"
-->'''Koichi''': "You sure did take to the protagonist role rather quick, sir!"

-->'''Jun-ho''': "Oh. Well, it's the journey, not the destination."

-->'''Enya''': "Hello, welcome to the worst town ever, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm not evil]], don't mind the zombies."
-->'''Polnareff''': "[[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter What a nice lady!]]"

--->'''Mike:''' "Check the cameras, Bonnie's gone, Foxy's chill, Where's Bonnie? Bonnie's at the door. Foxy's peeking, Freddy's gone, Chica's in the kitchen, Hello, Freddy! Can't check on Foxy until the door's closed, Can't spend time closing the door unless Chica's here, Hello, Chica! Foxy's gone, running in the hall, close the door, Chica's gone, Foxy's done, Bonnie's here, Bonnie's gone, Bonnie's here, Bonnie's gone, having a good time, Freddy?"\\
'''Freddy:''' "No."\\
'''Mike:''' "Of course not. Chica's here, Foxy's gone, or out of Pirate's Cove, therefore here!"\\
'''Freddy:''' "I'll love when you make a mistake."\\
'''Mike:''' "''If'' I make a mistake. Hi, Bonnie!"

-->'''DIO:''' "JOTARO."\\
'''Jotaro:''' "Yeah yeah, alright, what do you want? You're supposed to be long dead."\\
'''DIO:''' "WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS"\\
'''Jotaro:''' "...What, like, in general? You gone all nihilist while I wasn't looking?"\\
'''DIO:''' "YOU'RE SO OBVIOUSLY DODGING THE QUESTION"

--> '''Jotaro, Polnareff, Joseph, Avdol:''' "You wouldn’t believe what we just had to deal with!"\\
'''Polnareff, Joseph, Avdol:''' "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything It was weirdly sexual!]]"\\
'''Jotaro:''' "[[FlatWhat ...what?]]"

-->'''Stroheim:'''" You cannot beat me, I have super gun bullets that [[TemptingFate definitely cannot be deflected or cut with your sword arm!]]"\\

'''Stroheim:''' "[[SuddenlyShouting HOW CAN YOU CUT MY BULLETS WITH YOUR SWORD ARM?!]]"

--->'''Florist''': Bucciarati!! Please exact revenge on my daughter's murderer!
--->'''Bucciarati''': "We're not assassins." ''(Florist dumps a StockMoneyBag on the ground)'' "...Alright we're conditional assassins"

** Giorno is a lot livelier, less serious and is very prone to LampshadeHanging such as how his stand works, the current situation he's in or explaining King Crimson.

* BlatantLies: The narrator describes Squalo's Clash as "Is a shark" ([[ExactlyWhatitSaysOnTheTin Given it's a]] [[ThreateningShark shark]]) but shouts Tiziano's Talking Head as "IS A SHARK" right after (Given its [[TongueTied ability]]).

** Two more cases in "Golden Wind":

** Similarly, neither Sorbet nor Gelato appears in the "Golden Wind" episode: their death scene isn't adapted, and during the meeting between La Squadra, a sign that says "MIA" stands in for both of them.

** "Battle Tendency": The Column Fellows have numbers tattooed on their chests that need to read the same when they turn either way but the mechanized half of cyborg Stroheim's head keeps switching sides.

** In ''Phantom Blood'', a textbox appears on screen saying dio's name is "case sensitive." In ''Stardust Crusaders'', the Stand Stats screen for The World lists the Stand Master as: DIO (case sensitive).

* CallASmeerpARabbit: Parodied in "Pikmin" where after Olimar names the Onion and Pikmin according to the lore from the game, he decides to call a "box-shaped" cardboard box a "box," the "blulblorb-shaped" creatures "Bulborbs," and the "shmurrowing shmagret-shaped" creatures "Burrowing Snagrets."

** "I have returned!" "No you haven't!" "Correct!" Poor Hol Horse.

* DoYouWantToHaggle: In "Giorno Eats King Crimson", Jodio tries to squeeze some money out of Giorno for breaking him out of prison and winds up with Giorno's credit card and [=PIN=] number.

** During the course of June 15th in ''Diamond is Unbreakable'', the three team 'leaders' of Yuya, Rohan and Jotaro have very different and variably drastic situations going on for themselves, and all three of them stop to ponder their situation at exactly the same time, in exactly the same pose, with the exact same declaration of "Ruminating..."

* WatsonianVersusDoylist: In "Giorno Explains King Crimson," Rohan keeps bringing up questions with reasonable answers for the audience and writers and asks Giorno to give a explanation as to how it works in-universe. Eventually, he outright explains how RuleOfCool might have dictated the elevator scene, saying it would be an effective scene to have the hero's companion suddenly stolen away from them without any explanation without much regard for if it matches later definitions of King Crimson's abilities. He also directly brings up how the writers may have conflated King Crimson's time skip with The World's time stop. Justified as he is a mangaka, and often assumed to be an AuthorAvatar for Araki himself.

** In "Stardust Crusaders", the description for J. Geil's Hanged Man is "technically not a man in the mirror". In "Golden Wind", the description for Illuso's Man in the Mirror is "technically not a [=haNGED MAN=] (sic)".

** In "Girno Explains King Crimson", the manga version of Giorno explains that the reason he's in the main timeline was because of a "[[spoiler:funny pink man]]", referring to the main villain of Part 7.

* YouCantFightFate: This is addressed in "Giorno Explains King Crimson," as Polnareff asks how Diavolo needs to skip time in order to defy Epitath's vision. Giorno explains that fate is entirely impossible to change outside of certain Stand abilities, such as King Crimson's time skip, and that Diavolo couldn't choose to simply ignore Epitath's vision by just doing something different unless he skipped time. He also brings up the idea that, even when Diavolo skips time, his own original fate still exists, the results of said fate still taking effect, such as him moving his evidence out of his hotel room or stabbing Giorno's body through a gate in the colisseum.

* "Diamond is Unbreakable" has Josuke scream out one when Okuyasu gets hit by Killer Queen and Stray Cat's exploding bubbles. Jotaro wonders what was that noise and then brushes it off like in the source material.

* NeverTheSelvesShallMeet: A unique one. In "Giorno Explains King Crimson", Giorno's manga counterpart joins the audience halfway through, but nothing reality breaking happens until Manga Giorno tries to confront Mainline Giorno, causing them both to disappear(although they do undo it using Gold Experience Requiem).

*** Saying "The enemy!" when encountering an enemy, first done in Stardust Crusaders by Polnareff to Hol Horse, then carried over to Narancia in Golden Wind when he encounters Formaggio, followed by Narancia, Mista, and Abbachio saying it to the completely innocent man they beat up before fighting Squalo and Tiziano. Finally brought back with "Irrelevant"[[note]]Polnareff, although [[ExactWords he did say his name ''was'' irrelevant]][[/note]] at the moment Bucciarati utters the words. [[WordOfGod According to Viva herself]], this is a ShoutOut to ''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes''.

*** Saying "The enemy!" when encountering an enemy, first done in Stardust Crusaders by Polnareff to Hol Horse, then carried over to Narancia in Golden Wind when he encounters Formaggio, followed by Narancia, Mista, and Abbachio saying it to the completely innocent man they beat up before fighting Squalo and Tiziano. Finally brought back with "Irrelevant"[[note]]Polnareff, although [[ExactWords he did say his name ''was'' irrelevant]][[/note]] at the moment Bucciarati utters the words.

** Scolippi's Rolling Stones is described as "[[Film/BackToTheFuture Your Density]]" which ties to its ability of undeniable fate (Destiny) and heaviness (Dense).

* CaptainObvious: Jotaro seems to[[note]]starfish actually have arms depending on who you ask[[/note]] step into this territory on Thursday, July 15th while he's keeping Joseph company.
-->'''Jotaro:''' Gosh, the starfish... they have legs.

* SimultaneousArcs: A split-screen is used to show the events of one Thursday in "Diamond is Unbreakable", with characters and narration talking over each other as they deal with various problems, Stands, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and fish research]].

*** When the heroes encounter Forever's cruise liner, they decide to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere turn around and leave without engaging]].