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22nd Mar '16 12:10:06 PM DreamerCynist2
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** "Cannibal" Flesh eating monsters are cool and sexy.



* Tulisa's "Young": Being young is a cood excuse to misbehave.

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* Tulisa's "Young": Being young is a cood good excuse to misbehave.
29th Feb '16 9:50:27 PM PrincessTogezo
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* Without a doubt, the best kind of music is [[ThreeChordsAndTheTruth as simple as possible]], to the point where any newcomer can easily play it, and has lyrics that anyone can relate to. Anyone who writes technically-complex songs with [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible esoteric lyrics]] isn't being creative; they're instead being pretentious and thus deserve to be mocked.
** On the other hand, if your band already makes technically-complex songs, then you are in no way allowed to move a single inch towards the more simple style. If you do, that automatically makes you a [[ItsPopularNowItSucks sell-out]] who deserves to be mocked (even if you're legitimately doing it for yourself and not for the money).
* Did your favorite band replace one of their members? Well, now, you have to decide whether you like the previous member or the new member, and you must despise whichever member you didn't choose. You're not allowed to like both! (This goes double if the member being replaced is the lead singer.)


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* Music/{{Cascada}}'s "Miracle": My boyfriend cheated on me, but I still love him. I'm gonna beg him to get back together with me! Who cares that he might cheat again?


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* Don Henley's "The Boys of Summer": If you're a Music/GratefulDead fan, you're not allowed to buy Cadillacs, or vice versa. You may cause someone to have a minor existential crisis if you do.


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* Fountains of Wayne's "Stacy's Mom": I'm so in love with this woman, even though I can't be bothered to call her by her actual name!


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** "Turn It On Again": Who needs real-life friends? All the social interaction you'll ever need, you can get from watching TV all the time and pretending to go on adventures with the characters!


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* Music/PhilCollins' "I Don't Care Anymore": To show how little I care, I'm gonna take time to write a song about how I don't care.


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** "Young Lust" and the immediately following songs (but only on the album, not the film): Ladies, if your husband cheats on you, you'd still better stay faithful to him, or else you're a bad person.


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** "Won't Get Fooled Again": Revolutions are pointless, since the new leader may end up [[MeetTheNewBoss just like]] [[FullCircleRevolution the old one]].
26th Feb '16 11:05:47 PM MelancholyUtopia
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* Dream's "He Loves U Not": If you're together with someone who's crushed on by another girl, it's perfectly acceptable to rub it in her face.
26th Feb '16 11:03:25 PM MelancholyUtopia
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* Tulisa's "Young": Being young is a cood excuse to misbehave.
24th Feb '16 12:07:57 PM Surenity
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* Nobody ever liked Nu-Metal, no matter how many albums Nu-Metal bands sold in their heyday.
24th Feb '16 5:08:31 AM MelancholyUtopia
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* ''Music/NoDoubt'': "Ex-Girlfriend": If you aren't compatible, it's only your boyfriend's fault for picking you and not the other way around or you equally being at blame.

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* ''Music/NoDoubt'': Music/NoDoubt: "Ex-Girlfriend": If you aren't compatible, it's only your boyfriend's fault for picking you and not the other way around or you being equally being at to blame.
24th Feb '16 5:06:51 AM MelancholyUtopia
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** Grammar errors in your lyrics is cool! As well as swearing or use a vulgar word every five seconds!

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** Grammar errors in your lyrics is are cool! As well as swearing or use using a vulgar word every five seconds!seconds!
* ''Music/NoDoubt'': "Ex-Girlfriend": If you aren't compatible, it's only your boyfriend's fault for picking you and not the other way around or you equally being at blame.
20th Feb '16 1:12:57 AM MelancholyUtopia
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** "Dear Future Husband" - The husband is at fault for every miscommunication in your relationships.

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** "Dear Future Husband" - The husband is at fault for every miscommunication in your relationships.relationship.
20th Feb '16 1:10:50 AM MelancholyUtopia
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* Meghan Trainor: "All About That Bass" - You are ugly if you aren't curvy or chunky. After all, no man would want to grab bones!
** A woman's self-confidence should hinge around whether or not men want to have sex with her.
** The only way you can effectively prove a point is to insult the other side of the spectrum.

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* Meghan Trainor: Trainor:
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"All About That Bass" - You are ugly if you aren't curvy or chunky. After all, no man would want to grab bones!
** *** A woman's self-confidence should hinge around whether or not men want to have sex with her.
** *** The only way you can effectively prove a point is to insult the other side of the spectrum.spectrum.
** "Dear Future Husband" - The husband is at fault for every miscommunication in your relationships.
*** If your husband apologizes after a fight, it's because he's horny and nothing else. All men are constantly horny.
14th Feb '16 10:04:50 AM PrincessTogezo
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* Music/{{Genesis}}' "The Musical Box": If you touch a dead person's belongings, their spirit will return to the material world and try to sexually assault you.
** For the same song: Children should not play croquet. Ever.
** "I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe)": Striving for bigger and better things is for fools. If you take any sort of risk that could improve your life, you may end up failing, so it's not even worth trying.


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* Music/{{Kansas}}' "Dust in the Wind": What's the point of doing anything at all if it's not gonna matter in the end?


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* Music/PeterGabriel's "Big Time": Fed up with small-town life? Drop everything you're doing and move to the big city! You'll be an instant success and everyone there will love you!


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* From ''Series/SesameStreet'', "Sing": Music is only for happy times. If you ever sing because you're feeling down about something, you're doing it wrong.


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* Music/{{Yes}}' "Owner of a Lonely Heart": The old saying is wrong; it ''is'' better to have never loved at all than to have loved and lost.
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