History WarpThatAesop / Music

22nd Jun '16 2:12:02 PM IanHopkins
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** "The Final Solution": Hearing a stadium full of your fans singing along to a power ballad about Auschwitz is in no way creepy as hell, and won't freak out the band to the point of them never playing it live again.
22nd Jun '16 5:36:41 AM gewunomox
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* Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Tik-Tok": You have to be a member of the Music/RollingStones in order for a woman to like you.

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* Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Tik-Tok": You have to be a member of the Music/RollingStones Music/TheRollingStones in order for a woman to like you.
3rd Jun '16 3:12:56 AM MelancholyUtopia
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* Bachelor Girl: "I'm Just a Girl": Guys, girls are too emotionally complex for you. Don't even try to understand them, because you can't. All girls have the same mentality, as do boys.
31st May '16 1:24:10 PM iam12741
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31st May '16 1:23:49 PM iam12741
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!! Songs

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!! SongsSongs/Albums



* TheTemptations' "Ain't Too Proud to Beg": If someone tells you it's over, don't listen--make a pathetic show of yourself and the person will very likely take you back.

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** "Red" (the album): Unhealthy, "Treacherous" and dangerous relationships are something to embrace and mourn over/remember fondly once they inevitably end even as you know how unhealthy they are!
* TheTemptations' "Ain't Too Proud to Beg": If someone tells you it's over, don't listen--make a pathetic show of showof yourself and the person will very likely take you back.
22nd Mar '16 12:10:06 PM DreamerCynist2
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** "Cannibal" Flesh eating monsters are cool and sexy.



* Tulisa's "Young": Being young is a cood excuse to misbehave.

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* Tulisa's "Young": Being young is a cood good excuse to misbehave.
29th Feb '16 9:50:27 PM PrincessTogezo
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* Without a doubt, the best kind of music is [[ThreeChordsAndTheTruth as simple as possible]], to the point where any newcomer can easily play it, and has lyrics that anyone can relate to. Anyone who writes technically-complex songs with [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible esoteric lyrics]] isn't being creative; they're instead being pretentious and thus deserve to be mocked.
** On the other hand, if your band already makes technically-complex songs, then you are in no way allowed to move a single inch towards the more simple style. If you do, that automatically makes you a [[ItsPopularNowItSucks sell-out]] who deserves to be mocked (even if you're legitimately doing it for yourself and not for the money).
* Did your favorite band replace one of their members? Well, now, you have to decide whether you like the previous member or the new member, and you must despise whichever member you didn't choose. You're not allowed to like both! (This goes double if the member being replaced is the lead singer.)


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* Music/{{Cascada}}'s "Miracle": My boyfriend cheated on me, but I still love him. I'm gonna beg him to get back together with me! Who cares that he might cheat again?


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* Don Henley's "The Boys of Summer": If you're a Music/GratefulDead fan, you're not allowed to buy Cadillacs, or vice versa. You may cause someone to have a minor existential crisis if you do.


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* Fountains of Wayne's "Stacy's Mom": I'm so in love with this woman, even though I can't be bothered to call her by her actual name!


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** "Turn It On Again": Who needs real-life friends? All the social interaction you'll ever need, you can get from watching TV all the time and pretending to go on adventures with the characters!


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* Music/PhilCollins' "I Don't Care Anymore": To show how little I care, I'm gonna take time to write a song about how I don't care.


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** "Young Lust" and the immediately following songs (but only on the album, not the film): Ladies, if your husband cheats on you, you'd still better stay faithful to him, or else you're a bad person.


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** "Won't Get Fooled Again": Revolutions are pointless, since the new leader may end up [[MeetTheNewBoss just like]] [[FullCircleRevolution the old one]].
26th Feb '16 11:05:47 PM MelancholyUtopia
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* Dream's "He Loves U Not": If you're together with someone who's crushed on by another girl, it's perfectly acceptable to rub it in her face.
26th Feb '16 11:03:25 PM MelancholyUtopia
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* Tulisa's "Young": Being young is a cood excuse to misbehave.
24th Feb '16 12:07:57 PM Surenity
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* Nobody ever liked Nu-Metal, no matter how many albums Nu-Metal bands sold in their heyday.
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