History WMG / WizardsOfWaverlyPlace

* Some of the ways the wizarding world works seem a little shady. This is especially apparent in that episode with Tutor. Let's see...leprechauns are kept in cages to gawk at, elves get named based on what job they're going to have, and tutors aren't ever allowed to revisit the family they worked with again. In the episode where Kelbo is Shakira, it's revealed that a large breach of magic results in the council breaking your hands so you can't use a wand. And this is played for LAUGHS. And finally, we have the one wizard per family quota. Given all the evidence, Waverly Place actually seems like a Crapsack World for wizards, and the only explanation I can think of is that Voldemort is controlling it. Also explains how Alex can use her powers for evil (dark wizardry?) and usually ends up coming off as the hero. In fact, she displays a LOT of rotten-to-the-core qualities that Tom Riddle had...she just needs to have one of those incidents where "I lured the bully into the cave. He never bothered me again." Perhaps Voldemort is not only CONTROLLING the Waverly Place universe, but he is also purposely guiding Alex to become the wizard of her family so she can be the next Death Eater?

** What ''did'' happen to [[AlphaBitch Gi]][[BrotherChuck Gi]] ?

NamesTheSame, they're both British, and, well, the werewolf thing.

* And finally, the Wizard contest is very different at how is portrayed in the series, or at least the results. The loser(s) have to use a machine to pass their powers to the sibling who won(Who gets a NiceHat saying "Full Wizard"), but in the movie it happens the moment the competition is over.

* Based soley on the fact that otherwise, [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad it'd be sexist]]. And cuz she's cute.

That'll be a CrowningMomentOfAwesome to see them take on the gods of mythology: Greek, Norse, and Egyptian. It'll be neat to have Alex take out Loki.

Harper ''did'' plan to write the Charmed and Dangerous books, and to go back in time and publish them as H.J. Darling. But she unfortunately got killed by another time traveller, and that time traveller is pulling a YouWillBeBeethoven. Seriously, anything actually written by Harper would most likely be SoBadItsHorrible or worse.

* Man, I hope so. It would save the series from the DarthWiki/DethroningMomentOfSuck that was the season 4 premiere.

[[WMG:Human wizards were created by the [[StargateVerse Ancients]]]]

* [[HilarityEnsues Max's conscience?]] No, really, there was ''something'' that swallowed the other monster hunters? This would be too nightmarish for [[WizardsOfWaverlyPlace WOWP]].

*** [[SoCoolItsAwesome If you say so.]]

I'm thinking Max's conscience. Why else would he be played by that kid from HannahMontana?

* In any other show, this would have been a valid possibility, in a DisneyChannel show, this is something [[TVNeverLies abominable]] from [[{{Brainwashed}} many people's]] point of view.

It's clear that vampires, werewolves, demons and angels exist in the ''DisneyChannelLiveActionUniverse''. And with the disasters that occured on this show, odds are someone witnissed them (unless the universe is one big WeirdnessCensor). Perhaps they will explore the Wizards mythos and perhaps explian why the Wizard competition is nesecarry.

Her biological parents are [[That70sShow Steven Hyde and Jackie Burkhart]]. She gets her looks from her mother, and her personality from her father.

[[WMG:Ronald Longcape became Holden from ''TheSuiteLifeOnDeck'']]

* It's been clearly demonstrated by this point that all three Russo kids are equally worthy of the family wizard title, and the winning the competition would not equate with being a superior wizard. Since declaring a winner would be a bit of a let-down, anyway, they'll probably just leave that details to the fans' collective imagination, much like they did with many details of the ''[[TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody Suite Life]]'' canon.

Namely, Benny Lopez from TheGeorgeLopezShow. They're both portrayed by [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belita_Moreno Belita Moreno]], and they both have a grandson named Max. This, of course, means that George and Theresa are cousins, and the Russo kids are distant cousins of the Lopez kids. No wizardry in George's family, though, since it's the mortal side of the family.
** The only problem with this is that Maria Canals Barrera, who plays Magdalena's daughter Theresa in this show, played George's dead sister-in-law on TheGeorgeLopezShow.

[[WMG:The Movie is the G-Rated version of MajorasMask.]]

because [[PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians The Mist]] covers them, too.

* Well, if I had [[MegasXLR a giant robot]] to handle them if they got out of hand, yes.

* [[{{Jerkass}} Alex]] deliberately [[ReleasedToElsewhere released]] [[KickTheDog Willy]] because [[TheGoodSon she]] was [[GreenEyedMonster jealous]] of [[BigBrotherAttraction Justin's]][[MurderTheHypotenuse affections.]] Of course, at the time, she was [[AmbiguousInnocence five.]]

* Well, [[RoleAssociation if I had]] [[MegasXLR a giant robot]] to handle them if they got out of hand, yes.

** She got scratched by a Werewolf. Perhaps the werewolf part of her caused her to show her age, but here vampire aspect caused her to stay immortal. My guess: Werepyre.