History WMG / SweetBroAndHellaJeff

We already know Bro Strider is a horrible parental figure, and the comic is the epitome of WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs.

It starts out with both praying together, with the same beliefs in the same [[{{Sports}} God]]. Then Bro ([[ChristianityIsCatholic Catholicism]]) notices that Jeff (every other denomination) is praying differently and tries to correct him, believing that his path of prayer is the right path and that Jeff's is wrong and offensive. Bro tries to correct Jeff, who resists and continues to pray his way, and this struggle over whose belief methods are right continues ad nauseum for gog knows how long, continuously infuriating Bro yet further and causing him to invoke {{Jesus}}'s name as if playing the "Jesus is on our side" card. Bro even indicates dismissal of homosexuality and belief that it's a bad thing, much like the Catholic Church.

Remember everything is linked to WebComic/{{Homestuck}}, where YouCantFightFate is a major plot point.

* Jossed: Pre-Scratch kids did not create a universe, opting for theirs to be scratched instead, and the post-Scratch session is so fucked up it can't be won ''nor'' scratched. Presumably so the characters would concentrate on defeating [[GeneralMills villains.]]

That's why he knew about the stairs. He saw it in the clouds of Skaia.

Sweet Bro died after he fell down from the stairs in [[thttp://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/comoc.php the first strip.]] Seeing the death of his best friend drove Hella Jeff to insanity and he started to live in a imaginary world where his friend was still alive.

[[WMG: Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff usually represent John and Dave, respectively]]
Aside from the colors of their shirts, Sweet Bro is usually a bumbling idiot that Jeff teases on a regular basis, especially early on. However, later, Sweet Bro starts to perform more impressive feats, like flying on a skateboard, breaking through a wall, etc.

It will be the worst one ever. Alternatively, it will be the funniest one ever.

* [[DidNotDoTheResearch LoLWut?]]

* Jossed: Pre-Scratch kids did not create an universe, opting for theirs to be scratched instead, and the post-Scratch session is so fucked up it can't be won ''nor'' scratched. Presumably so the characters would concentrate on defeating [[GeneralMills villains.]]

* Jossed: Pre-Scratch kids did not create an universe, opting for theirs to be scratched instead, and the post-Scratch session is so fucked up it can't be won ''nor'' scratched.

* Semi-jossed: Homestuck kids did not create an universe, opting for theirs to be scratched instead; the post-Scratch session's outcome is yet to be seen.

It starts out with both praying together, with the same beliefs in the same {{God}}. Then Bro ([[ChristianityIsCatholic Catholicism]]) notices that Jeff (every other denomination) is praying differently and tries to correct him, believing that his path of prayer is the right path and that Jeff's is wrong and offensive. Bro tries to correct Jeff, who resists and continues to pray his way, and this struggle over whose belief methods are right continues ad nauseum for gog knows how long, continuously infuriating Bro yet further and causing him to invoke {{Jesus}}'s name as if playing the "Jesus is on our side" card. Bro even indicates dismissal of homosexuality and belief that it's a bad thing, much like the Catholic Church.

[[WMG: SBaHJ takes place in a universe createb as a result of the Homestuck kids' SBURB session]]

It starts out with both praying together, with the same beliefs in the same {{God}}. Then Bro ([[ChristianityIsCatholic Catholicism]]) notices that Jeff (every other denomination) is praying differently and tries to correct him, believing that his path of prayer is the right path and that Jeff's is wrong and offensive. Bro tries to correct Jeff, who resists and continues to pray his way, and this struggle over whose belief methods are right continues ad nauseum for gog knows how long, continuously infuriating Bro yet further and causing him to invoke {{Jesus}}'s name as if playing the "Jesus is on our side" card. Bro even indicates dismissal of homosexuality and belief that it's a bad thing, much like the Catholic Church.