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[[WMG: There are no Aliens]]
At least, not in this universe. Consider the theoretically infinite number of universes. Within them, there must be an infinite number of universes in which Earth is the only inhabited planet. It's entirely possible that we are in one. Even if we're living in one where life on other planets exists, it's extremely unlikely that we can reach it. Take comfort in the fact that there is an infinitely large subset of universes in which you're a [[Series/DoctorWho TIme Lord.]]
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* ... [[{{HotMom}} hot]]that I am dying to have [[{{ParentalIncest}} sex with her.]]

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* ... [[{{HotMom}} hot]]that hot]] that I am dying to have [[{{ParentalIncest}} sex with her.]]
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* Goodness gracious me, no!




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* ... [[{{HotMom}} hot]]that I am dying to have [[{{ParentalIncest}} sex with her.]]
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I think this one falls under \'Metaphysics, Reality and the Universe\'. Feel free to correct me if I\'m wrong

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[[WMG: The Paranormal, and even the strange and unusual in general, is not as gone as most people believe]]
Ghosts, vampires, immortals, psychics, you-name-it; it all still exists, and is still going strong. Most people [[PerceptionFilter just consciously ignore it]]. Do note that this is a serious WMG.
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* Poor [[HalfLife Alyx]]. So, who was Mark?
* I wonder how the [[HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences humen race]] is doing.

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* Poor [[HalfLife [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 Alyx]]. So, who was Mark?
* I wonder how the [[HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences [[Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences humen race]] is doing.
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* Perhaps, just perhaps, Gendo Ikari is [[spoiler:HideakiAnno]]


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* Perhaps, just perhaps, Gendo Ikari is [[spoiler:HideakiAnno]]

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[[WMG: Humanity has a love/hate relationship with each other.]]
Whether it be two friends, two lovers, husband and wife, parent and child, sibling and sibling, teacher and student, or boss and employee, we all have moments of loving and caring for one another and at the same time we all want to kill each other for screwing up. But hey, that's [[HumansAreFlawed human nature for you]].
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[[WMG: Reality is a dream.]]
When you die, it actually means you're waking up. You have dreams within the dream.
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**And woman inherits the Earth.
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Time would stop, so you wouldn\'t need that stuff.


** Jossed-you'd run out of oxygen or food.

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* They live on [[TimeAbyss much slower time-scales]], so we don't notice.




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* Isn't this already confirmed? We've been in the Holocene Extinction for the past 10 millennia, the real question is [[ApocalypseHow how far it will go?]]


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[[WMG: Whales [[HumansAreCthulhu think that we're]] [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angels.]] ]]
Whenever a whale is on land, it means they're beached and almost certainly will die-the beach must be the equivalent of the Pearly Gates to them. Suddenly, [[HumanoidAbomination these spindly things unlike anything else]] arrive. Not to scavenge on you like the rumors of an occasional wolf, but [[DidYouJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu to try and save you.]] Now, what beings [[Heaven live in the realm of the dead]], there are at least thousands of them [[AlwaysLawfulGood and only want to help you]] despite [[EldritchAbomination defying comprehension?]] ''Angels'', that's who. If they successfully send you back, its because its not your time and they want to help. If they fail to save you, its because its your time/Whale Satan(who's probably a land shark). Whales being exploded is a MercyKill. They probably think God is a Space Whale.
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[[WMG: Assuming that the NWO is real, it is being directed from China and NOT the US--and the US is the fall guy]]
Think about it, all of the conspiracy theories are directed against the West and America and their governments, and Putin and the Chinese government are often portrayed to be anti-Illuminati despite their own controversies. Why would this happen if the Illuminati wants to be hidden, assuming they are real AT ALL. Simple. They are operating from China and Russia while their corrupt puppets in the US are set up to fall by turning the US into a dictatorship, while they create a VillainWithGoodPublicity image for Russia and China. Their goal is then to start WW3 with US firing the first shot and China and the BRICS winning the war in the end, and then turn on the populace and establish a Big Brother-style dictatorship when all is said and done.

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** Jossed-you'd run out of oxygen or food.



[[WMG: RealLife is a StableTimeLoop.]]
It would solve the whole "chicken or egg" problem. Either a time traveller got ejected outside of time and made the Big Bang occur, or the universe creates itself by its destruction.



:But if he was born in a different time, as a different race, in different circumstances, he isn't the same person, is he? The poor black man in the 50's is as much Adolf Hitler as this troper is Hugh Hefner.

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:But * But if he was born in a different time, as a different race, in different circumstances, he isn't the same person, is he? The poor black man in the 50's is as much Adolf Hitler as this troper is Hugh Hefner.
** He doesn't need to be born in a different time, race or even circumstances. [[ForWantOfANail If he never got the chance of enlisting in the Great War]], he would've never gotten "[[DarkMessiah inspired]]" to "[[KnightTemplar make Germany great]]." He would probably still be anti-Semitic, but [[ValuesDissonance more out of the time he was living]], [[ThoseWackyNazis and not to the extreme we know him today.]] [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct What consequences this might have for history, though, are still debatable.]]




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** Given the ranting over everything, he's clearly gone insane.




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* Lolcats are the cats attempt to make sure no-one takes them seriously. That, or its BreadAndCircuses-they give us funny pictures of themselves so that we have incentive to serve their every needs.




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** Confirmed-[[CaptainObvious We're apes.]]


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[[WMG: Bottlenose dolphins aren't AlwaysChaoticEvil.]]
Any social group built on a race that kill and rapes ForTheEvulz would fall apart. The dolphins that do are either [[AnythingThatMoves the ocean's answer to Quagmire]], [[SerialKiller serial killers]] or both.
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*** Alternatively, the peace lasts until 2183 AD..........where [[SentientShip a race of demonic Spaceships]] [[MassEffect come to cleanse the galaxy of lifeforms every 50,000 years]], and this time...............we won't have a Shepard to save us.....


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*** Alternatively, the peace lasts until 2183 AD..........where [[SentientShip a race of demonic Spaceships]] [[MassEffect [[Franchise/MassEffect come to cleanse the galaxy of lifeforms every 50,000 years]], and this time...............we won't have a Shepard to save us.....

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** Oh my you. Although, it would explain all the weird tropes that pop up in RealLife.
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[[PoesLaw Otherwise, why are they so apologetic about a group of people whose ideology is supposedly the exact opposite of what they claim believe in? Whether it is women's rights, gay rights, and religious freedom, to name a few.]]
** What? I don't even...

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[[PoesLaw Otherwise, why are they so apologetic about a group of people whose ideology is supposedly the exact opposite of what they claim believe in? Whether it is women's rights, gay rights, and religious freedom, to name a few.]]
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** What? I don't even...
Explains why they make excuses for Muslims while attacking Christians who believe similar nonsense. For example, they say Islamic terrorism is political in nature, while making every single non-Muslim terrorist Christan even ones who aren't like the Columbine shooters.

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[[WMG: Crossovers with fiction ''can'' happen, but [[StatusQuoIsGod they're always retconned.]] ]]
There have been a number of fictional stories dealing with encountering RealLife, like RageAgainstTheAuthor and RefugeeFromTVLand. Why haven't we noticed? Whenever an interaction with fiction is complete, RealLife immediately retcons it so that [[RetGone it never happened.]] This is a defense mechanism on part of our universe, making sure tropes like AllTheMyriadWays ''do not'' happen-even if our universe is completely destroyed, it comes back after the story is done. Whenever some is TrappedInTVLand, they instantly become fictional and are retconned [[RetGone out of the real world]]. Take [[DCUniverse Earth-Prime]] and [[Superman Superboy-Prime]]: Superman and co interacted with it, but their interaction vanished when they left. The moment after Earth-Prime was [[CrisisOnInfiniteEarths destroyed by the Anti-Monitor]], it returned. Superboy-Prime doesn't seem to exist because he was jettisoned into a fictional universe, and thus his life was retconned from RealLife. Prime's rants on the DC Forums exist because he existed once more by entering RealLife.
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[[WMG: You're in your own [[DoctorWho Time Stream]].]]
You are a Time Lord who has gained an infinite number of regenerations. Everyone you meet is you. your ghosts, every good day and every bad day. Everything that 'exists' is just a memory and all your reincarnations interact with each other.
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This applies to ''every'' bit of fiction, mind you. Including the more widely-known ones. [[HarryPotter JK Rowling]] was once a student of a school of magic in a parallel universe equivalent of Britain. Creator/HPLovecraft once inhabited a world plagued by [[CosmicHorror unspeakable horrors]]. George Lucas once resided in an world of [[StarWars intergalactic knights and silly characters]]. Jeff Lindsay once worked alongside (or perhaps was) a [[Series/{{Dexter}} sociopathic vigilante]]. And so the list goes on.

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This applies to ''every'' bit of fiction, mind you. Including the more widely-known ones. [[HarryPotter [[Literature/HarryPotter JK Rowling]] was once a student of a school of magic in a parallel universe equivalent of Britain. Creator/HPLovecraft once inhabited a world plagued by [[CosmicHorror unspeakable horrors]]. George Lucas once resided in an world of [[StarWars intergalactic knights and silly characters]]. Jeff Lindsay once worked alongside (or perhaps was) a [[Series/{{Dexter}} sociopathic vigilante]]. And so the list goes on.
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** In neither nation can you be more than 75 miles from the sea.
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* It would also explain why GLaDOS is so completely insane; she's the embodyment of the near-schizophrenically self-contradictory [[EvilOverlordList]]!

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[[EvilOverlordList Evil Overlord List]]!

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* It would also explain why GLaDOS is so completely insane; she's the embodyment of the near-schizophrenically self-contradictory [[EvilOverlordList]]!
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[[WMG: Humanity is unforgiving.]]
Let's face it. We don't forgive each other no matter who we are. After all, we've made a whole lot of mistakes, and even if it looks like we're on the same page, we just can't let go of what the other did. Not to mention we're always applaud the suffering and punishment of the ones who did wrong or at least have seriously screwed up.

[[WMG: We all hate each other.]]
You have to admit that. Even those who say they love each other have moments where one or the other want to rip their head for doing something stupid or wrong on occasions. Right?
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**Maybe you are the only Troper that's not /b/. Or maybe I am the only troper that's not /b/.
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In Soviet Russia Trope Mocks You was renamed to Russian Reversal. Misuse and bad examples are being deleted.


[[WMG: Soviet Russia is an alternate universe version of America [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou where things hold dominion over people]]]]

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[[WMG: Soviet Russia is an alternate universe version of America [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou where things hold dominion over people]]]]people]]



*** More plausibly, in America HumansAreCthulhu who are at the top of the cosmic hierarchy (science, materialism, natural selection in full effect thanks to capitalism, you are the one who consumes) and in Soviet Russia Humans (or more specifically, Individuals like you, if you go by ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'') are PunyEarthlings who are the lowliest in all existence (totalitarianism, InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou)

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*** More plausibly, in America HumansAreCthulhu who are at the top of the cosmic hierarchy (science, materialism, natural selection in full effect thanks to capitalism, you are the one who consumes) and in Soviet Russia Humans (or more specifically, Individuals like you, if you go by ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'') are PunyEarthlings who are the lowliest in all existence (totalitarianism, InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou)
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renamed trope (to Reality Breaking Paradox) isn\'t about the mathematical concept, which isn\'t tropable


*** There's also the possibility that mathematics itself is the filter. Hence why actual DivisionByZero is forbidden, it will cause the destruction of the filter called math and plunge us into the utter chaos that resemble TheImageboardThatMustNotBeNamed.



Socrates questions our very beliefs in his endless search for Truth. Jesus [[strike:randomly]] infinitely provides the Truth by his omniscience. If Socrates met Jesus, Jesus will have to rely on his God powers to counter Socrates' infinite barrages of philosophical inquisition, truth-seeking and [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan snarking]] about Christianity's self-contradictions. Thus, Socrates becomes the Unstoppable Force to Jesus' Immovable Object. And we all know the fundamental equation: Unstoppable Force + Immovable Object = DivisionByZero. This is exactly what the Precursors predicted, and that's why they put them in separate timelines. Also, they will argue on whether 42 is the meaning of life or not.

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Socrates questions our very beliefs in his endless search for Truth. Jesus [[strike:randomly]] infinitely provides the Truth by his omniscience. If Socrates met Jesus, Jesus will have to rely on his God powers to counter Socrates' infinite barrages of philosophical inquisition, truth-seeking and [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan snarking]] about Christianity's self-contradictions. Thus, Socrates becomes the Unstoppable Force to Jesus' Immovable Object. And we all know the fundamental equation: Unstoppable Force + Immovable Object = DivisionByZero.RealityBreakingParadox. This is exactly what the Precursors predicted, and that's why they put them in separate timelines. Also, they will argue on whether 42 is the meaning of life or not.
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Divide By Zero is now Reality Breaking Paradox. Misuse and zero context examples are being removed


** ThePowerOfLove in general, also not exactly gone but is not really that powerful either. Before, love didn't just allow you to be passionate or propagate your genes and legacy on various habitats and power Evolution. Once upon a time, not only it is a lot easier to find your soulmate on which you can harness Love's fullest potential whether through Fate or just plain LoveAtFirstSight. Love was to humanity what gravity is to black holes: when there is not enough mass at the start, it's pathetically weak, but too much of it can DivideByZero, with [[RealityWarper the laws of physics, the fabric of spacetime, and Reality itself bending and warping in either mundane or completely absurd ways]], far beyond than that of {{Charles Atlas Superpower}}s, FunctionalMagic or even the combined abilities of all the most powerful {{Eldritch Abomination}}s. (for example, stories like [[ClassicalMythology Pygmalion and Galatea]], which wasn't just a tale of {{Cargo Ship}}ping, but actually happened before in many cases around the world, but that tale is just a subatomic particle compared to what Love can really do) After all, what can explain one of the most mysterious, completely absurd and fundamental of human emotions, than an equally mysterious, completely absurd and fundamental scientific concept? This also explains why FreudWasRight: The Libidinal attraction ''is'' E=MC[[superscript:2]]. \\

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** ThePowerOfLove in general, also not exactly gone but is not really that powerful either. Before, love didn't just allow you to be passionate or propagate your genes and legacy on various habitats and power Evolution. Once upon a time, not only it is a lot easier to find your soulmate on which you can harness Love's fullest potential whether through Fate or just plain LoveAtFirstSight. Love was to humanity what gravity is to black holes: when there is not enough mass at the start, it's pathetically weak, but too much of it can DivideByZero, divide by zero, with [[RealityWarper the laws of physics, the fabric of spacetime, and Reality itself bending and warping in either mundane or completely absurd ways]], far beyond than that of {{Charles Atlas Superpower}}s, FunctionalMagic or even the combined abilities of all the most powerful {{Eldritch Abomination}}s. (for example, stories like [[ClassicalMythology Pygmalion and Galatea]], which wasn't just a tale of {{Cargo Ship}}ping, but actually happened before in many cases around the world, but that tale is just a subatomic particle compared to what Love can really do) After all, what can explain one of the most mysterious, completely absurd and fundamental of human emotions, than an equally mysterious, completely absurd and fundamental scientific concept? This also explains why FreudWasRight: The Libidinal attraction ''is'' E=MC[[superscript:2]]. \\
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* What of tropers who break their former fourth walls accurately?
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** Then Venus goes [[EarthShatteringKaboom boom]], Mercury falls into the Sun (because Venus' gravity is no longer there to pull it back), and Earth becomes the second closest planet -- if we don't go flying into space, again, because of the lack of Venus' gravity.
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[[WMG: [[FourChan Anonymous]] was originally created by [[VForVendetta V]] as an aid in his quest to spread [[{{GIFT}} Anarchy]]....]]

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[[WMG: [[FourChan Anonymous]] was originally created by [[VForVendetta [[ComicBook/VForVendetta V]] as an aid in his quest to spread [[{{GIFT}} Anarchy]]....]]

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