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And Asuka's Eva accidentally merged with ''[[Anime/{{Mazinkaiser}} Mazinkaiser]]'' and ''[[Manga/GetterRobo Shin Getter Robot]]''. Therefore now Asuka rides a war machine that is almost indestructible and can easily burn, tear apart and blow up a planet. Rei pouted; but since [[HeroesWantRedheads Shinji now finds Asuka hotter]] [[AmazonChaser than ever]] she kept quiet about it, hoping that they begin making babies soon.

At some point of the crossover they will travel to the original and Rebuild universes. Butts will get much ass-kicking, [[ManipulativeBastard Gendo]], [[AncientConspiracy Seele]] and even [[TheChessMaster Yui]] will get a reckoning, each Canon Shinji will get [[HeroesWantRedheads his red-haired girl]] and each Canon Asuka will get [[SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan her not-so-wimpy-now Shinji]].

[[WMG: The Ree edit Wiki/TVTropes.]]

* [[OhCrap Hey guys! I just wanted to say stuff. And things. Because stuff is fun! So aaaaaanywaaaaaaaays...]] [[HopeSpot I am]] ''[[HopeSpot currently]]'' [[HopeSpot the only one of my]] [[QuirkyMinibossSquad sisters]] witha Wiki/TVTropes account, [[NightmareFuel but that's gonna change soon,]] [[ParanoiaFuel so]] [[FalseReassurance don't worry!]]

* [[OhCrap Hey guys! I just wanted to say stuff. And things. Because stuff is fun! So aaaaaanywaaaaaaaays...]] [[HopeSpot I am]] ''[[HopeSpot currently]]'' [[HopeSpot the only one of my]] [[QuirkyMinibossSquad sisters]] [[YouMakeMeSic witha]] Wiki/TVTropes account, [[NightmareFuel but that's gonna change soon,]] [[ParanoiaFuel so]] [[FalseReassurance don't worry!]]

** Fight for her hand? [[CompletelyMissingThePoint But she has two, and can regrow them anyway]]. If they both want one, they can have one, without more than temporarily inconveniencing her.

Convert the wreck of a 250 year old battleship into a Space Battleship with a WaveMotionGun [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N8CD7gN2MA&feature=related set for a transgalactic voyage]]? Sounds like typical Nobody Dies CrazyAwesome to me! Clearly S2 energy is just another name for Wave Motion energy, and how else could the Yamato keep together except through the use of AT-Field mindf____ery!

* In 2007, Hideaki Anno attempted to reconstruct the DarkerAndEdgier giant mecha genres, by creation an anime both [[CrazyAwesome unbelivably epic]] and [[NightmareFuel very]] [[DownerEnding grim.]] He called it: [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann The Sound of]] [[ShoutOut Pulling Heaven Down.]]

[[WMG:Kei's favorite movie is Disney/TheLittleMermaid.]]

Ever since they [[NoodleIncident they shoved a turnip up his ass]], [[spoiler: [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow among other, far more disturbing things]] that [[NightmareFetishist he actually enjoyed]]]]. He's been acting more and more like [[OneOfUs one of them]] as time passes. Sooner or later he'll hit [[VideoGame/MetroidPrime terminal]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vejvk2jnOHs corruption]] and become a full-on Ree. Much to [[JustAsPlanned their universal delight]] I am sure.

Ever since they [[NoodleIncident they shoved a turnip up his ass]], [[spoiler: [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow among other, far more disturbing things]] that [[NightmareFetishist he actually enjoyed]]]]. He's been acting more and more like [[OneOfUs one of them]] as time passes. Sooner or later he'll hit [[MetroidPrime terminal]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vejvk2jnOHs corruption]] and become a full-on Ree. Much to [[JustAsPlanned their universal delight]] I am sure.

[[WMG: The author of ''HyperboleAndAHalf'' is one of the Ree.]]

[[WMG: The Ree edit Tvtropes.]]

* [[OhCrap Hey guys! I just wanted to say stuff. And things. Because stuff is fun! So aaaaaanywaaaaaaaays...]] [[HopeSpot I am]] ''[[HopeSpot currently]]'' [[HopeSpot the only one of my]] [[QuirkyMinibossSquad sisters]] [[YouMakeMeSic witha]] {{TvTropes}} account, [[NightmareFuel but that's gonna change soon,]] [[ParanoiaFuel so]] [[FalseReassurance don't worry!]]

[[WMG: [[Creator/StephenColbert President Colbert]] will got to battle in Evangelion Mark-x codename [[MetalWolfChaos Metal Wolf]]]]
And its AI will be the one of his predecesor [[MetalWolfChaos Michael Wilson]]

* In 2007, Hideaki Anno attempted to reconstruct the DarkerAndEdgier giant mecha genres, by creation an anime both [[CrazyAwesome unbelivably epic]] and [[NightmareFuel very]] [[DownerEnding grim.]] He called it: [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann The Sound of]] [[ShoutOut Pulling Heaven Down.]]

[[WMG: Nobody Dies is the past of ''Anime/StarBlazers''/''Anime/SpaceBattleshipYamato'']]

Skip ahead fifteen years to today in that same Alternate Universe, where Gregg Landsman, a total JerkAss, decides to write what would be the most depressing fanfiction for the show ever, called '''New Genesis Evangelion''', taking a cue from the Multiverse Jump Arc. [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion In it, Yui and Kyoko both were absorbed into Units 01 and 02, starting Gendo on a Start of Darkness that developes abandonment and Father Issues in Shinji and Asuka gaining a Nuerotic Narcessism Complex, Rei is an emotionless doll and The Ree are mindless, souless bodies that only show up in a single chapter towards the end, Ritsuko is revealed to have a really squicky relationship with her Boss, and Pieter is erased from the continuity because Alt-Gregg just didn't like him.]]

[[WMG:There will a Crossover featuring the Shinjis, Asukas and Reis of ''Fanfic/NobodyDies'', ''Fanfic/TheSecondTry'', ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'', ''Fanfic/ReTake'', ''Fanfic/ShinjiAndWarhammer40K'', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'' and ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'']]

[[WMG: Nobody Dies is the past of StarBlazers]]

And Asuka's Eva accidentally merged with ''[[Anime/{{Mazinkaiser}} Mazinkaiser]]'' and ''[[Manga/GetterRobo Shin Getter Robot]]''. Therefore now Asuka rides a war machine that is almost indestructible and can easily burn, blow up or tear the planet apart. Rei pouted; but since [[HeroesWantRedheads Shinji now finds Asuka hotter]] [[AmazonChaser than ever]] she kept quiet about it, hoping that they begin making babies soon.

Moreover, she is already planning merge her Eva with ''Anime/GunBuster'', ''[[Anime/SpaceRunawayIdeon Ideon]]'' and ''[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Gurren Lagann]]'' anyway.

Shinji, Asuka and Rei fell through another dimensional warp and landed in the bridge of the ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam White Base]]''. While their mothers are looking for them and researching a way to bring them back, they are befriending ''[[Anime/MazingerZ Kouji Kabuto, Sayaka Yumi]]'', ''[[Anime/GreatMazinger Tetsuya Tsurugi, Jun Hono]]'', ''[[Anime/UFORoboGrendizer Duke Fleed, Hikaru Makiba, Maria Fleed]]'', ''[[Manga/GetterRobo the Getter team]]'', ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam Amuro Rei, Char Aznable]]'', ''[[Anime/MobileSuitZetaGundam Kamille Bidan]]'', ''[[Anime/GunBuster Noriko, Kazumi]]'', ''[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina, Simon]]'', ''[[Anime/{{Voltron}} the Voltron team]]'' and the rest... and getting a ton of tips. Kouji, Tetsuya and Simon are teaching Shinji to be manlier, ''[[Manga/GetterRobo Ryoma]]'' is showing Asuka the joy of cleaving dangerous things with a giant battle-axe, and Noriko is teaching Rei the art of obliteerating everything that gets in your way. Asuka is also learning all what they can about the technology used by the Super Robot army, and Rei is drooling at the thought of fitting her giant meach with a ChestBlaster and EyeBeams.

* [[SerialExperimentsLain Lain]]

So we know that units 6, 8, and 9 were built way too fast to be normal Evas. We also have the in universe WMG that unit 6 is a lobotomized angel. We recently found out that the elder Ikari (Yui's dad) has some use for Zeruel. Ergo, Zeruel will be regrown into unit 8, with Asuka as the pilot. How else could they get an Eva awesome enough to face down ADAM if not by using the most badass angel as the base? There could also be an incident with Asuka unit 8 much like Shinji had with unit 1, turning Asuka into a Zeruelian Nephilim. This would happen because otherwise Asuka would be the only pilot who isn't part or completely angelic, and we can't have that. Plus it adds [[NaughtyTentacles something new]] to Shinji and Asuka's relationship.

[[WMG:Rei is an alternate universe avatar of Mr. Popo from DragonBallZAbridged]]

[[WMG: [[StephenColbert President Colbert]] will got to battle in Evangelion Mark-x codename [[MetalWolfChaos Metal Wolf]]]]