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[[WMG: Changelings have been around for the entire series.]]
They've just [[ParanoiaFuel been mimicking normal ponies the entire time]], and done nothing to draw attention to themselves. Any of the background ponies could be changelings.
* [[FridgeHorror Holy mother of Celestia]].
* It gets better. You know all those duplicate assets Studio B uses for crowd shots? [[WatsonianVersusDoylist So they can fill out a scene with identical ponies to save time?]] Are those supposed to be there?
* Better yet. Now we know why Bon Bon's voice is different every time. Each appearance is a different Changeling taking her form.
* I'm Lyra Heartstings, yes I'm the real Heartstings, all the other Lyra's are changelings imitating, so will the real Lyra Heartstrings please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
* The JerkAss ponies in "Putting Your Hoof Down" may have been Changelings all along!
* There is no proof that mook changelings can also mimic voices
** When Twilight Sparkle said "They're Changelings, remember?" just before the brawl with the Changelings, many of the Changelings taking Twilight's form repeated the phrase in her voice.
* Underped Derpy.
[[WMG: Princess Luna was added to [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E25ACanterlotWeddingPart1 "A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1"]] and [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E26ACanterlotWeddingPart2 "A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2"]] at the last minute.]]
There was so much fan outcry at her absence from the series in general, and especially her absence in the promos for the finale. The production team noticed these comments (How couldn't they?) and to avoid an InternetBacklash they quickly recorded a couple of lines of dialogue and threw her into a couple of scenes. In the first half she is only seen from a far distance and her line in the second half is a LampshadeHanging of her absence. In both halves nopony even speaks to her and they barely glance at her.
[[WMG: The Changelings are actually what remains of the Flutter Ponies, after their race was twisted by some horrible curse.]]
Despite their obviously monstrous nature, they still bear many basic similarities to ponies, and have insectile qualities and comparative magic as well. It's possible they were once ponies themselves who were... changed... by something. Perhaps they are all that remain of Flutter Ponies in modern-day Equestria?
** FanFic/PonyPOVSeries said that Discord got to them, maybe that's what came out?
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was caused by/actually one of the Changelings]]
Think about it. She and [[AllThereInTheManual Queen Chrysalis (so named in the script by the writers)]] both share [[RedRightHand dragon eyes]], [[HeroKiller are powerful enough to take down]] [[PhysicalGod Celestia, of all ponies]] in a straight-up fight, and they're both shapeshifters. Heck, Nightmare Moon is like them in another way as well, given that the Changelings [[EmotionEater feed on love]] in truly horrible fashion and Nightmare Moon desired the love of her subjects so much that [[ApocalypseHow she nearly destroyed Equestria]] with TheNightThatNeverEnds.
** For that matter, there seem to be some similarities between the Changelings and the [[EldritchAbomination wendigos]] too, with both being [[EmotionEater emotion eating monsters]] who want to feed on the ponies.
** Before it was revealed that there was an imposter I thought that Cadence was a victim of the same thing that originally corrupted Luna, back to try again with a different princess.
*** [[ParanoiaFuel Maybe she was...]]
[[WMG: Crashing the Wedding was the changelings' plan, but it wasn't just for a quick nip.]]
Consider the following; The Changelings have been planning this for a damn long time, scouts have been taking quick nips at Equestria here and there, but not enough for the entire race. So the Queen makes an executive call and they start to put a plan together. Princess Cadence is planning a high profile wedding with Shining Armor, captain of the guard, so they abduct her, and use their love for each other to stage a massive invasion, with the Queen being placed on the inside as Cadance and the shapeshifter troops gathering. But it wasn't enough just to screw around and feed off the chaos of the attack, when they can best feed off sustainable emotions of the strongest variety. [[spoiler: No, they were after something, and Celestia led them right too it when she told the manes to get the Elements of Harmony. Celestia either broke the spell she had on them after Discord bypassed it, or allowed access to the 6 of them if they were indisposed, but if the Changlings could mimic the 6 and get to Canterlot Tower before the manes could blaze a trail, they would get first crack at the most powerful magic known to Ponydom, and the ultimate tool of serenity. You give emotion eaters that sort of power, and they could very well never go hungry again. Granted it may cause the Third Impact, but hay, at least everypony is happy, right?]]
[[WMG: Cadence's faux pas in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E25ACanterlotWeddingPart1 "A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1"]] were mostly Twilight being an UnreliableNarrator.]]
Twilight made up her mind that Cadence wasn't right for [[MySisterIsOffLimits her brother]] as soon as she brushed off their SecretHandshake and was generally standoffish towards her at their first meeting. This tainted all of their subsequent interactions, and Twilight interpreted Cadence's behaviour in the worst possible way. Nopony else agreed with her assessment because Cadence's behaviour was actually fairly reasonable for a bride in her position, except for the mind control spell. Twilight was right, of course, but [[RightForTheWrongReasons for the wrong reasons]].
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[[WMG: Changelings have been around for the entire series.]]
They've just [[ParanoiaFuel been mimicking normal ponies the entire time]], and done nothing to draw attention to themselves. Any of the background ponies could be changelings.
* [[FridgeHorror Holy mother of Celestia]].
* It gets better. You know all those duplicate assets Studio B uses for crowd shots? [[WatsonianVersusDoylist So they can fill out a scene with identical ponies to save time?]] Are those supposed to be there?
* Better yet. Now we know why Bon Bon's voice is different every time. Each appearance is a different Changeling taking her form.
* I'm Lyra Heartstings, yes I'm the real Heartstings, all the other Lyra's are changelings imitating, so will the real Lyra Heartstrings please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
* The JerkAss ponies in "Putting Your Hoof Down" may have been Changelings all along!
* There is no proof that mook changelings can also mimic voices
** When Twilight Sparkle said "They're Changelings, remember?" just before the brawl with the Changelings, many of the Changelings taking Twilight's form repeated the phrase in her voice.
[[WMG: Princess Luna was added to [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E25ACanterlotWeddingPart1 "A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1"]] and [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E26ACanterlotWeddingPart2 "A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2"]] at the last minute.]]
There was so much fan outcry at her absence from the series in general, and especially her absence in the promos for the finale. The production team noticed these comments (How couldn't they?) and to avoid an InternetBacklash they quickly recorded a couple of lines of dialogue and threw her into a couple of scenes. In the first half she is only seen from a far distance and her line in the second half is a LampshadeHanging of her absence. In both halves nopony even speaks to her and they barely glance at her.
[[WMG: The Changelings are actually what remains of the Flutter Ponies, after their race was twisted by some horrible curse.]]
Despite their obviously monstrous nature, they still bear many basic similarities to ponies, and have insectile qualities and comparative magic as well. It's possible they were once ponies themselves who were... changed... by something. Perhaps they are all that remain of Flutter Ponies in modern-day Equestria?
** FanFic/PonyPOVSeries said that Discord got to them, maybe that's what came out?
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was caused by/actually one of the Changelings]]
Think about it. She and [[AllThereInTheManual Queen Chrysalis (so named in the script by the writers)]] both share [[RedRightHand dragon eyes]], [[HeroKiller are powerful enough to take down]] [[PhysicalGod Celestia, of all ponies]] in a straight-up fight, and they're both shapeshifters. Heck, Nightmare Moon is like them in another way as well, given that the Changelings [[EmotionEater feed on love]] in truly horrible fashion and Nightmare Moon desired the love of her subjects so much that [[ApocalypseHow she nearly destroyed Equestria]] with TheNightThatNeverEnds.
** For that matter, there seem to be some similarities between the Changelings and the [[EldritchAbomination wendigos]] too, with both being [[EmotionEater emotion eating monsters]] who want to feed on the ponies.
** Before it was revealed that there was an imposter I thought that Cadence was a victim of the same thing that originally corrupted Luna, back to try again with a different princess.
*** [[ParanoiaFuel Maybe she was...]]
[[WMG: Crashing the Wedding was the changelings' plan, but it wasn't just for a quick nip.]]
Consider the following; The Changelings have been planning this for a damn long time, scouts have been taking quick nips at Equestria here and there, but not enough for the entire race. So the Queen makes an executive call and they start to put a plan together. Princess Cadence is planning a high profile wedding with Shining Armor, captain of the guard, so they abduct her, and use their love for each other to stage a massive invasion, with the Queen being placed on the inside as Cadance and the shapeshifter troops gathering. But it wasn't enough just to screw around and feed off the chaos of the attack, when they can best feed off sustainable emotions of the strongest variety. [[spoiler: No, they were after something, and Celestia led them right too it when she told the manes to get the Elements of Harmony. Celestia either broke the spell she had on them after Discord bypassed it, or allowed access to the 6 of them if they were indisposed, but if the Changlings could mimic the 6 and get to Canterlot Tower before the manes could blaze a trail, they would get first crack at the most powerful magic known to Ponydom, and the ultimate tool of serenity. You give emotion eaters that sort of power, and they could very well never go hungry again. Granted it may cause the Third Impact, but hay, at least everypony is happy, right?]]
[[WMG: Cadence's faux pas in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E25ACanterlotWeddingPart1 "A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1"]] were mostly Twilight being an UnreliableNarrator.]]
Twilight made up her mind that Cadence wasn't right for [[MySisterIsOffLimits her brother]] as soon as she brushed off their SecretHandshake and was generally standoffish towards her at their first meeting. This tainted all of their subsequent interactions, and Twilight interpreted Cadence's behaviour in the worst possible way. Nopony else agreed with her assessment because Cadence's behaviour was actually fairly reasonable for a bride in her position, except for the mind control spell. Twilight was right, of course, but [[RightForTheWrongReasons for the wrong reasons]].
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There's some pointlessly depressing stuff here now, but I want to hear about how the show must actually be the DyingDream of a terminally ill child rape victim. Get to it, people!
* Here's a go: The entire series is a DyingDream by Nightmare Moon as the Elements of Harmony tear her apart. In her dream she is redeemed instead, and the ponies go on to have wonderful adventures building their friendship and thinking their way out of problems. In truth she is obliterated, and the ponies go on to be lovable, friendly HeroicSociopath types instead.
* "It is the [[{{Warhammer40000}} 41st Millennium]]. For more than a hundred centuries the Princess Celestia has sat immobile in the Golden Stable of Equestria, laid low by the [[HorusHeresy Twilight Heresy]]. In the bright, happy future there is only friendship."
** I'm pretty sure you mean the ''Luna'' Heresy.
*** She is the mistress of ponykind by the will of the gods, and the mistress of a thousand paddocks by the might of her inexhaustible herds.
* [[CthulhuMythos "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh N'ghtm're M'n Luna wgah'nagl fhtagn"]]
** Dude. Clear your throat, man.
* The entire series is a daydream of an autistic Pinkamena. She never really left the rock farm, or witnessed a sonic rainboom. [[StElsewhere She just spends the whole day staring at a snowglobe of Ponyville]].
* Celestia is a dictator, drugging everyone with hallucinogenics making them think they live in a dream world and they're ponies (because seriously, do you really think ponies can read and write?) and having happy adventures, while she opresses everyone in their ignorance. "Nightmare Moon" was actually a leader of LaResistance, but "Twilight Sparkle" was tricked into bringing her in to be drugged. Or she was actually executed, while Celestia told everyone she had been integrated into society. That's why we never see Luna again
* You want depressing? I'll give you depressing! Back in "A Dog and Pony Show", rather than put up with Rarity's annoyances, the Diamond Dogs just killed her. The reason she appears to still be alive in the rest of the series is because when Spike saw her body, he rejected the reality of her being dead and began having another fantasy sequence about Rarity being freed and living a normal life in Ponyville. Every episode since then has all been in his imagination while in reality he is in a catatonic state and none of the other ponies can wake him up.
* Glue is made from horses...magical horses, why don't we see any ponies over the age of 20ish with only 2 exceptions (the Mayor an Granny apple) when they reach a certain age they either have to leave or are harvested for their hides and hooves. Pinky may or may not know this explaining her craziness as she may be a part of the recycling program. The city is a deconstruction of a destopia, as everything from the weather to the season is control either via the god pony Celestia or the Pegasus weather crew. A few token adults are kept around to teach the new generation but the rest are harvested to make glue, fertilizer, leather, and meat. Ground up unicorn horns are seeded into the ground and they are the source of the gemstones. Other gems are mined by a few exceptional older ponies who escaped the time tables which are then secretly, along with the unicorn horn gems seeded into the ground. Rarity was drawn to the rock because it was full of the ground up remains of her fellow unicorns but she doesn't know this so she continues to use glue from their hooves, leather from their flanks, and gems from their horns to make her fashion. Twin for sewing is pony manes.
* How about this: Pony society is dominated by a rigid caste structure. Unicorns are the aristocracy. Their abilities to wield magic have enabled them to dominate Equestria. Twilight Sparkle and Rarity are clearly both mares of leisure. Neither works for a living, but Twilight has the time to devote herself to her research, and has a young dragon as her servant; she is furthermore a member of the royal court and, indeed, a favorite of the princess regnant. Rarity likewise possesses sufficient wealth to live independently and in luxury without having to work, while spending money on expensive clothing and jewelry. Pegasi, with their ability to fly, are the gentry or perhaps the professional or merchant class. They generally have to work, but at jobs that are socially prestigious and interesting. Rainbow Dash, for example, is responsible for manipulating the weather for Ponyville, clearly a position of prestige and honor, while Fluttershy is some combination of naturalist and park ranger, a position clearly requiring some liberal education and one that is intellectually stimulating. The earth ponies, by contrast, are clearly the commoners and workers. Applejack is a farmer, as is her entire family. Pinkie Pie is an apprentice baker. It's also clear from the way they speak that the unicorns and pegasi have received more extensive formal education than have the earth ponies. Consider furthermore their respective dreams and ambitions: Rarity fantasizes about marrying into the royal family. Rainbow Dash dreams of someday joining the Wonderbolts and being a famous performer. Applejack hopes to someday be able to afford hip-replacement surgery for her grandmother. Think about that for a second.
** Rarity ''does'' work. She's a fashion designer. Plus she has a natural talent for finding valuable pre-cut gems, so the cost of acquiring them is significantly reduced.
*** Rarity owns a dress shop in a society where no one wears clothing on a regular basis. Clearly this is a vanity project for her: she does it because she is a clothes-horse (sorry, I just couldn't resist) who can afford to spend a great deal of money on what is, essentially, a hobby.
**** She puts a lot of work into a "hobby", there are tailors who only work with fine clothing you know (which is essentially her job).
** I shall deflate this, because I am bored. One: Twilight is quite explicitly stated as a student. Besides that, she runs the Ponyville library. Two: as has been said, Rarity is a fine clothier, working on formal-wear, amongst other things. In addition, jewels appear to be much more common in Equestria. Two, Applejack and Pinkie quite clearly enjoy their respective careers. It was not forced upon them, as shown when Applejack ran away to live with her high-class.. cousins(?) The Oranges. The Oranges were apparently fabulously wealthy. Four: Hip replacement surgery for a pony in a world inhabited by ponies is probably expensive; the synthetic materials required are likely costly, and an experienced surgeon pony would be rare, because, considering that ponies appear to be [[MadeOfIron hard to injure]], and that only Unicorns could really be qualified for it. Five: The only Unicorns we've really seen are the mane cast, who are quite well-off, being the personal student of a living goddess and a fine clothier, respectively. Oh, and The [[LargeHam GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE]] is a showpony. Being all prideful is what she does. Six: Doctor Whooves is an Earth Pony, in at least one regeneration. [[InsaneTrollLogic Your argument is invalid.]] Sorry about that, just needed that to keep the show happy for me.
[[WMG: "Feeling Pinkie Keen" is an elaborate MST3KMantra.]]
The whole episode seems to encourage simply accepting the silliness inherent in a show about magical horses that can control the weather using force of will,and to point out the absurdity of over analysis of the show (Not the fun kind of course). The fact that the episode was accused of trying to discourage skepticism is pretty hilarious in this context. Because,There simply no room for a no nonsense/ serious attitude when trying to enjoy this show.There is no deep hidden agenda to the show. "They should really just relax".
[[WMG: In the second part of the pilot for Friendship is Magic, all the obstacles are, in fact, a SecretTestOfCharacter]]
Note how, at least after the first obstacle, all the 'obstacles' seemed tailor-made for each aspect of the Elements of Harmony. The Manticore just needed Fluttershy's kindness, the creepy trees returned to normal when Pinkie Pie (followed by the rest of the ponies) laughed at them, the sea serpent's mustache was restored by Rarity's generosity, and to fix the bridge, Rainbow Dash had to prove her loyalty. Coincidental EigenPlot, or some kind of gambit on Nightmare Moon/Princess Luna's part?
* Maybe Nightmare Moon isn't Luna but a being of terror ala [[GreenLantern Parallax]] that [[DemonicPossession took her over]] and they were all set up by Luna trying to free herself
** This would be interesting given some of Twilight's similarities to [[XMen Jean Grey]] allowing a possible Dark Twilight Saga. But not very likely outside Fan Fics.
* Since the obstacles ''showed'' the ponies' natures rather than ''creating'' them, perhaps Nightmare Moon knew they were already capable of activating the Elements, and set the obstacles to try to pit other traits against them. For instance, imagine if she had known enough about Fluttershy to use a dragon instead of a manticore.
** The key point of the Elements of Harmony came when Twilight realized that her friends embodied the elements. Luna could have set up the obstacles to reveal the answer to Twilight. It could be that the BatmanGambit talent runs in the family.
* Maybe the Elements themselves affected Nightmare Moon's judgement somehow.
[[WMG: In keeping with the sadly dropped MagicalGirl elements of the series, the sequence where Rarity's designs were revealed in "Suited for Success" were recycled from ideas of what the mane cast's henshin sequences were going to be.]]
Because, why waste an idea for a cool visual?
** In additon, this troper, as a big fan of magic girl shows, can tell you that all of the girl's dress reveals (save Applejacks) in the fashion show take classic elements from henshin sequences, Pinkie's and Twilight's in particular.
[[WMG: The Aesop in the final episode (assuming the series is not canceled mid season) will be about learning to part ways with friends.]]
The series takes it's viewers at least somewhat seriously compared to most girls cartoons. The final planned episode will involve the main cast being called away from Ponyville for their own reasons, with at least a couple in a situation where they won't likely meet the rest of the group again. The episode will involve one of the ponies desperately clinging onto contact with some or all of the other ponies, before learning that her clinginess is only serving to hinder her friends own lives and making the whole process more painful for everyone involved. Lauren Faust will want to let the target audience know that friendship that suffocates is just selfishness. The ending will be "happy" as the ponies come to terms with the fact, but will still be mildly depressing, just like in real life.
* This troper assumes that sooner or later Twilight Sparkle will have to go back to Canterlot anyhow, so the series finale discussed above would actually make a lot of sense.
* The lesson will be ill taught by Celestia, wishing to keep Twilight from being psychologically tortured later in life like herself. One pony will become dangerously depressed, and Celestia will forbid, in a loving motherly way, Twilight from returning, in an attempt to teach her to let go. The true final lesson will be that while you may have to break paths with friends, that does not mean you must abandon them. This lesson will be one Twilight teaches to Celestia as she escapes back to Ponyville against Celestia's orders.
* Let's be honest, the show's aimed at young girls. Seeing as simply reading the synopsis made [[Tropers/GrimBloodyFable this rather stoic troper]] die a little inside, imagine how the target audience would feel with an ending like that. It's much more likely that the final episode of the first season will be their biggest adventure, but they'd likely still be together at the end. It's what the fans would want, and it leaves room for a second season.
** Series finale, not season.
*** My bad. My point still stands, however. This is My Little Pony we're talking about. It's pretty likely that they'd end on a high note.
* No, the series finale will be the previous season finale because some executive JerkAss will decide to pull the plug without warning. Bitter? Me?
** How'd the SymBionicTitan fans get in here?
*** Pfft, kids these days. I came by my opinion through Firefly and Babylon 5, thank you very much.
*** Hey, we needed ''something'' to watch.
* Seriously, it would be a lot more likely that in the final episode Celestia will cave in and let Twilight Sparkle stay in Ponyville, considering her actions in "Ticket Master" and "Bird in the Hoof" (while saying "she'll change her mind eventually" to herself as she had just made Twilight into an immortal God-Princess).
** The lesson of "learning to say goodbye to your friends" will actually come when Spike eventually grows too large to stay with Twilight and must go into the world to live as an adult dragon.
*** I think that will be (part of) the series finale. A "learning to say goodbye to friends" episode would be touching, especially to those of us who have had to say goodbye to friends who we know we won't see for a long time. One or more of the mane ponies having to say goodbye would be a bit too sad, I think, and it might be difficult to justify one of them leaving for good. If Twilight returned to Canterlot it would not be hard for her to visit regularly and the others could easily spend the rest of their lives in Ponyville. But Spike ''will'' grow up and have to leave eventually. And if the series finale does involve anyone having to say goodbye, you can count on declarations of "Confound these ponies they drive me to tears".
*** And being the living fax machine that he is, it would be easy for Spike to keep in contact with Twilight and the other ponies.
* The series finale may be about the friends getting separated... but still end with a high note with Twilight attempting to reunite them. More specifically, she would try to reunite them displaying each of the elements of harmony along the way to drive the point home... and fail, accepting the aesop. However, after some time passes, she realizes she doesn't like being a twilight-god-princess as much as she wants her friends back, and breaks the previous aesop by giving it a second try. Thus deconstructing friendship and then reconstructing it.
* While I'm sure that Aesop will be in an episode, I doubt it will happen like that, especially for a last episode. Personally, I think a new character will join the cast for a little while (just enough time for her to grow on us), and then will have to leave for some reason or another, and the Aesop will be used then. Mostly because I doubt the mane cast will ever have to say goodbye for good to each other, not in a show like this.
* If it [[https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1zZZnizNM_2hh_UQ22gmk2VChBrlFCmyLevNuCbKbSaQ resembles this fanfic]] in any way, this normally collected troper will spending the rest of the day bawwwing his eyes out.
* This is a very interesting idea, and one that would add a great deal of extra depth to an already interesting show. If it appears in the middle of a season, it might be a tremendous GrowingTheBeard or CerberusSyndrome moment for the show. And if it happens as the original poster guesses in a GrandFinale of sorts, I will officially declare that episode/group of episodes "My Little Pony's Toy Story 3"
[[WMG: "Call of the Cutie" has a secret message about virginity.]]
Think about it. Apple Bloom is the last one in her class without cutie mark, so she's so obsessed with getting one as fast as possible just for the sake of having it that she is willing to have just about everything for her cutie mark (including ''eating'' cupcakes) even though this decision will affect her whole life. Then at the end, she learns that earning your cutie mark is way more serious than just keeping up with others and decides to wait for the right moment. DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything
* Not really, I mean, maybe if your first experience with sexuality will permanently define your tastes very directly, and you have no way to control when it happens, and everyone lost their virginity in completely different ways without realizing when it happens. It's just plain more analogous to a need for identity than anything else, something kids that age are usually trying to find out.
* Especially since, if this is the case, it makes the Cutie Mark Crusaders seem more than a little disturbing...
* Um, probably not. It was a fairly obvious message about puberty and not worrying if you go through the process slower than the other kids.
** The language used pretty much echoed the girls in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margret" when they're talking about their periods. So puberty's the likely candidate.
** Getting a cutie mark is essentially the Equestrian equivalent of puberty anyway; getting one basically shows what your skill is.
[[WMG: Someone will make a DissidiaFinalFantasy crossover with this show.]]
If only due to connecting the Elements of Harmony with Cosmos. That, and the show's and games this show is combined with tend to have a rather actiony feel to them.
* [[http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/8995?search=final_Fantasy It's happened.]]
[[WMG: The show runs on {{UST}}]]
Specifically between the main characters. Hence it's popularity with young men.
* And the end of "Cutie Mark Chronicles" seems to support this hypothesis.
* Keep in mind that all season 1 episodes were written before the first ep aired. The creators became aware of the fan reaction in time to derp a few eyes for "Rainboom" and make Derpy the dropper in "Pinkie Keen", but the scripts and voice acting were long since finished.
[[WMG: Equestria will become involded in Time War]]
All these Time Ponies in background are preparing for it.
* FridgeBrilliance: This might also somehow explain how Luna can have a son (Celestia's nephew) although she was imprisoned for 1000 years.
** Word of God (Lauren Faust) states that there's an unknown sibling on their mother's side, IIRC.
*** To quote the show directly: 'a distant nephew on her mother's side.' Naught to do with Luna, 'cept being her distant nephew as well.
[[WMG: Pegasus Doctor Whoof is some kind half pegasus/pony time lord hybrid or clone .]]
Yes, he is not next (or previous) regeneration. He's Whooves copy created from his DNA and DNA of some pegasus, he probably also become child and growing as normal pegasus (that explain his young voice).
[[WMG: One of the Characters is a Timelord.]]
You know *ehem* Whoof.
Ok, everypony with Hourglass Cute Mark is My Little Time Lord.
[[WMG: Doctor Whooves is [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]]...]]
... under the affects of a Chameleon arch. The arch can re-write the Doctor's DNA, supposedly into anything that will help him blend in, so this time it made him a pony with an American accent. However, like he carries a watch in his human form, he's got an hourglass cutie mark containing his real identity.
The Earth pony is the 10th Doctor, and the Pegasus is the 11th after having to go under the radar to avoid the same enemy. He's got a younger voice as a Pegasus, and he's always open to trying new accessories like wings.
[[WMG: The [[Series/DoctorWho Donna]] of the Ponyverse universe is a Pegasus.]]
All events from the usual Whoniverse happened in Ponyverse. Thus, the earth pony Doctor Whooves is 10, and the pegasus Whooves is Metacrisis/10.5/Handsy (Whoovsy?).
[[WMG: The [[Series/DoctorWho Donna]] of the Ponyverse is ''Fluttershy''.]]
At one point in the episode "Dragonshy", Fluttershy got scared of her own shadow. Why? Because she subconsciously remembered Doctor Whoofs encounter with the Vashta Nerada in the Library.
[[WMG: Every pony with a hourglass cutie mark is a TimeLord]]
So far 4 ponies have been spotted with hourglass cutie marks each one is a time lord
* So by that logic, only two humanoid time lords survived, but a whole heard of equine time lords is still left.
[[WMG: Somewhere in Equestria, there lives a trio of unicorns, one of whom is named [[CharlieTheUnicorn Charlie]].]]
At some point, Pinkie Pie will appear and sing a song for Charlie, before exploding for no apparent reason. (What if she explodes... and then explodes again?!)
* Can you do that? Can you explode twice?
** [[http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110131050225AAqohym Yes, you can.]]
* If the producers manage to get the original voices for the three, that would be ''beyond'' awesome! Even if it's just a cameo, it still would be pretty awesome.
[[WMG: Derpy is equivalent to both Rose and Donna for Doctor Whoof]]
Fandom sees her as a Doctor companion, and someone like Rose or Donna (ignoring Derpy Retard). And she is a pegasus (thanks to her we got Pegasus Doctor).
[[WMG: The Parasprites are a [[{{Warhammer40000}} Tyranid bioform]]]]
They breed explosively, eat everything in sight, and have no origin story. In addition, they are insectile, with four legs and a set of wings, maintaining the 'six legs each' theme of Tyranids. Clearly, Equestria has been seeded by the Tyranids, and the Parasprites are an adapted version of Rippers, meant to devour plant life to make the invasion swifter and to claim new biomass.
[[WMG: This show will become fairly popular in Japan]]
Some western animation shows like ThePowerpuffGirls became fairly popular in Japan. The same thing might occur with this show. Although I'm not sure if My Little Pony itself has ever been introduced there...
* And with the inevitable Japanese dub:
** AyaHirano as [[HaruhiSuzumiya Twilight Sparkle]] and [[LuckyStar Pinkie Pie]] (and in her CrayonShinChan voice as Snips)
** KikukoInoue as Princess Celestia ''and Granny Smith''
** [[KamenRiderDouble Hikaru Yamamoto]] as Applejack and Snails
** Kumiko Watanabe as [[VictoryGundam Rarity]] and [[KeroroGunso Spike]]
** [[HaruhiSuzumiya Yuko Goto]] as Fluttershy
** Chiwa Saito as Rainbow Dash
** RomiPark as Princess Luna and the Mayor
** MegumiHayashibara as Zecora and Photo Finish
** Miyuki Sawashiro as Cheerilee
** Twilight and Princess Celestia use Keigo speech patterns, Rainbow Dash is the {{Bokukko}}, Applejack and Snails gets the Kansai dialect
** Pet names are used in-show thanks to the lengthy results of turning everything into ''hiragana'' (an inversion of FanNicknames), including Supaaku-chan (Twilight Sparkle), Supaii-kun (Spike), and Furafura (Fluttershy). Pinkie Pie winds up going by Pinkii-chan since [[spoiler:[[UnfortunateNames Pie can be construed as coming from 'oppai', meaning breasts]].]]
*** And [[NorioWakamoto Norio Wakamoto]] as Flutterguy.
**** Flutterguy's a [[LargeHam non-hammy]] singing role so IsaoSasaki or Ichirou Mizuki would work better - Norio Wakamoto would get a string of one-shots for maximum airtime, like Hoity Toity, the Dragonshy dragon, 'Steven Magnet' and the tennis pony.
** Casting Gags include [[KamenRiderDouble Renn Kiriyama]] as Big Macintosh (with a line about counting up the apples in Applebuck Season), Masashi Suda as Braeburn, TomokazuSugita as Prince Blueblood and Soarin of the Wonderbolts, Chihara Minori as Trixie and Applebloom, Yuki Matsuoka as Gilda, Spitfire of the Wonderbolts [[ActorAllusion and Twist]], [[FullMetalAlchemist Rie Kugimiya]] as Scootaloo, [[KeroroGunso Etsuko Kozakura]] as Sweetie Belle, KatsuyukiKonishi and NobuyukiHiyama as two of the Diamond Dogs (NorioWakamoto as the one with the least lines)
*** Or ShesAManInJapan - Gilda is voiced by HiroshiKamiya
* New OP and ED themes recorded by AKB48 and JAMProject respectively (the Themes single CD includes JAM Project's take on the AKB48 theme, cranking everything UpToEleven ForTheLulz.) And Hironobu Kageyama voices Doctor Whoof.
** This leads up to at least one promotional pic where [[KamenRiderW Tomomi Itano, Tomomi Kasai and Hikaru Yamamoto]] cosplay as Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Applejack respectively.
* Related to the above, IsaoSasaki also releases a single for the Japanese "Evil Enchantress", including his take on other songs like the JAM Project theme or maybe 'Art of the Dress' in classic style.
* And apart from the same toyline the US gets, other companies go after the licence to make more high-end collectors' items like statues or fully poseable Figma and Revoltech ponies.
[[WMG: Sooner or later, there will be a ''SouthPark'' episode about the male PeripheryDemographic of shows like ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''.]]
...because this is just the kind of weirdness ''SouthPark'' likes to deal with. (Also, it would be cool.)
[[WMG: The main six ponies will face off against evil versions of themselves.]]
Lauren Faust stated that the main six ponies are based off of six different archetypes of RomanceGenreHeroines, listed in the Main Tropes page. If the show goes for the standard "alternate dimension" episode, the main group will be forced against basically PsychoRangers versions on themselves based on the villainous versions of their archetypes:
* Evil Applejack will be the Bitch, who runs her family's apple business like a corporate monopoly, acting like a stereotypical Texan CorruptCorporateExecutive oil tycoon, working scores of faceless employees like slaves instead of doing the work herself with Ponyville [[MegaCorp being merely where all the workers live, including her private army led by Big Macintosh]] and willing to use any means necessary to get to the bottom line. Her company will be so powerful and influential it would have taken over the planet if not for Celestia's existence.
* Evil Rarity will be the Parasite, a former rough and tough freedom fighter who at first was opposed to Evil!Applejack's [[TheMafia family run monopoly]], but once captured she immediately caved after being offered anything she wanted. Years of being in [[HookersAndBlow the lap of luxury corrupted her]] to the point where she had forgotten why she fought against Applejack and even her former allies.
* Evil Pinkie Pie will be the Lunatic, a giggling, drooling, sugar addicted psychopath with no morals and finds hilarity and laughter in everything from [[CloudCuckooLander piles of dust]] to [[MonsterClown unspeakable atrocities, sometimes through her own hooves]]. Only the other [[PsychoRangers evil ponies]] have the ability to even ''control'' her, she is sometimes used by Applejack to silence her enemies and [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean make it look like wild animal attacks]].
** See Also: [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.html Cupcakes]]
*** Don't. Seriously, just don't.
* Evil Rainbow Dash will be the Fanatic, an emotionless, stoic, violent enforcer of Applejack's dictatorship prone to [[TheBerserker bouts of uncontrollable]] yet [[TranquilFury emotionally blank fits of rage]] over the slightest insult against any of her friends.
** Alternately she could stay similar to the original [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Rainbow ]][[HotBlooded Dash]], being a showoff and showing she can do her work faster than anyone, her work being [[AxCrazy brutally eliminating any oposition]] to [=AppleJack=]'s Regime, however she still being competitive, so she gives their victims/objetives a few time to escape before [[HuntingTheMostDangerousGame she starts her game]], and if they decide to stay and fight...well...[[BloodKnight she happily accepts the challenge]].
* Evil Fluttershy will be [[EvilMatriarch the Matriarch]], a seemingly gentle being who regularly abuses all the animals and foals in her care on an emotional and psychological manner, often times using tactics that will drain out any freewill and individual thought to the point where the victims become incurably dependent upon her. She is the one who make the citizens and animals of Ponyville unwaveringly loyal to Applejack's corporation.
* Evil Twilight Sparkle will be [[TheEvilGenius the Schemer]], the one who is the main brains behind Applejack's monopoly and the one of runs all the logistics and details, both legitimate and criminal, running the year's quarterly reports while simultaneously ordering different contract hits without missing a beat. In her freetime she is diligently plotting the downfall of Princess Celestia herself and stealing her powers, making Applejack's company the sole power in Equestria and essentially dominate the planet. Also instead of taking care of her Spike, she uses him merely as a weapon of mass destruction.
The only thing remaining completely unchanged between the good and evil versions [[ThePowerOfFriendship is their unbreakable friendship towards each other]]. In fact, one of the main plot points would be the revelation that Evil!Twilight initially wanted to rule the world by herself, but [[BecomingTheMask came to truly wanting to share the powers with the other evil ponies.]]
* It might be more effective if the mirror ponies fail to defeat their evil Queen Celestia because they're not good friends, but just a bunch of vengeful backstabbers, and in the end the good ponies have to teach them the power of true friendship.
[[WMG:Counterpart to the above--we've seen the start of a team of PsychoRangers ponies and non-ponies.]]
So far, The Great and Powerful Trixie and Gilda are basically evil versions of Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash--Trixie having Twilight's talent but lack of humility and willingness/eagerness to study, Gilda having Rainbow Dash's athleticism and skill with none of her loyalty. As more episodes roll along, evil/jackass counterparts of the main six will show up, first as LongLostUncleAesop or MonsterOfTheAesop characters, and later acting in concert for whatever obscure reason.
By this reasoning, the other Psycho Ranger ponies/non-ponies will have each pony's talents and abilities, perhaps even greater than their corresponding pony, but not their virtues and good qualities. Counter-Rarity would be fashion-obsessed and highly judgmental/classist, counter-Pinkie exhaustingly or disruptively party-oriented or with a very mean sense of humor, counter-Applejack strong and durable but Andrew-Ryan-level disinterested in charity or helping others without ample compensation, and counter-Fluttershy extremely good with animals but utterly misanthropic.
* Well, there are a few [[CharacterBlog Twitter accounts]] (probably non-canon though) that suggest Trixie is Princess Luna's (and possibly Nightmare Moon's) apprentice.
* Couldn't Photo Finish be considered a Counter-Rarity of sorts? A pony obsessed with showing off her model and in the process completely ignoring her as a pony.
** She isn't really a villain. She's just doing a carrer that she loves and was over-enthusiastic about her new model. If you really wanted a Counter-Rarity, the Diamond Dogs are what you're looking for. Why? They love gems just as much as Rarity but they're extremely greedy and not to mention filthy as well.
*** The perfect choice for a "Counter-Rarity" would be Prince Blueblood.
::Alternatively, Trixie, Gilda, and Blueblood are each the evil counterpart of ''two'' of the mane cast.
** Trixie is clearly the counterpart to Twilight, using her magic for selfish gains and self-aggrandisement. She is also the counterpart to Applejack's honesty, as Trixie is a liar and uses her magic for deceit.
** Gilda is Rainbow's counterpart, being athletic but not loyal. Her introduction episode also establishes her as Pinkie's counterpart; where Pinkie wants everyone to have fun, Gilda only seeks to have fun at the expense of others.
** Blueblood is Rarity's counterpart, being posh and noble without the generosity. His selfish and jerkish behaviour also makes him the counterpart to Fluttershy's kindness.
[[WMG:In continuation with the previous two Guesses, The main cast will meet Bizzaro versions of themselves.]]
If Hasbro is thinking about making more money off the show, then they might want to shoehorn in more characters; They've already introduced some pony toys that are recolors of established characters, so why not include them as actual cast members? They aren't evil, but they are eerily similar, but different, in both personality and appearence. They don't need to be strictly based on the toys either, background ponies can be bumped to secondary character status.
* Bizzaro Twilight is Dewdrop Dazzle: a pony that appears as a recolored Twilight Sparkle. Instead of a night sky theme, she has an ocean/rain theme.
* Bizzaro Applejack can be Bonbon: Instead of an apple motif, she has a candy motif going for her.
* Bizzaro Rainbow Dash is Blossomforth: She controls weather but is far more girly. She appears as a recolor of Rainbow Dash.
* Bizzaro Rarity can be Lyra: She is an artist much like Rarity, but instead of clothes as her medium, it's music. She's also alot more eccentric and alot less self-controlled though.
* Bizzaro Fluttershy is Cupcake: This pony is another recolor, this time of Fluttershy, but without wings.
* And finally, Bizzaro Pinkie Pie is none other then Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo: Both are Meme fountains and very scatterbrained.
[[WMG: Building off of the WMG above this one...]]
The mane cast will "go through the looking glass" and find their Elements Of Harmony counterparts (Elements of Discord/Chaos, maybe?) The looking-glass Ponyville could be a gritty, almost CrapsackWorld mega-city, to compare/contrast with the small-town SugarBowl Ponyville. Here's some suggestions; add, delete, and modify this WMG as you wish.
* Twilight (Friendship, Magic): A hermit living on the outskirts of town, often seen working on her latest rambling, disjointed plan or protest to, for lack of a better phrase, "stick it to the man (pony?)".
* Rainbow Dash (Loyalty): Possibly a mercenary lending her speed (perhaps working as a messenger or a [[{{Courier}} courier]]?) to the highest bidder. All about the money...Yes, the similarities to MirrorsEdge are intentional. And awesome.
* Rarity (Generosity): Has a major MoneyFetish, and enjoys [[CollectorOfTheStrange hoarding all sorts of weird things]], whether they're actually useful to ponies other then herself, or just [[KitschCollection kitsch]]. Gems and jewels are personal favorites of hers. Very protective of her collection.
* Applejack (Honesty): Owner of the local HonestJohnsDealership. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Totally not the]] ConsummateLiar, or [[BlatantLies anything like that.]]
* Pinkie Pie (Laughter): TheStoic, the PerpetualFrowner, and TheUnfunny. The [[StraightMan Straight Pony]] of the group. Incredibly sarcastic, is the head of a major corporation.
* Fluttershy (Kindness): A bullying police officer who uses a bit more force than is strictly necessary...though, she's a bit of a coward if fairly confronted.
I'm probably going to be roasted alive by the flames the fans of the series will send my way. You have to admit, it's interesting fanfic material, even though it will never happen in the series canon.
[[WMG: Following on the trend...]]
We have already got a glance into the dark side of several ponies. This will eventually lead to an episode where all main six ponies turn psycho simultaneously, only to be slapped back to their senses by the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
* Twilight Sparkle will again become a puppet to her own powers. She may briefly follow into the steps of Nightmare Moon.
* Applejack will overwork herself once more. She will be so tired she won't realize what's happening to Twilight and will just follow commands like a robot.
* Pinkie Pie will revert to her gloomy self. Hopefully her true friends, like Rocky, will all be there for her.
* Fluttershy's need for attention will break through, unleashing terror on the Everfree Forest and beyond.
* Do we really want to know about Rainbow Dash and Rarity?
[[WMG: One of the pony's will fall in battle in a later episode...]]
But since Fluttershy got a Phoenix Pinion at the end of A Bird in the Hoof it wont be a series changing event, making the entire thing pointlessly traumatic.
[[WMG: A pony is you.]]
- Applejack / Earth Pony / Fighter\\
- Twilight Sparkle / Unicorn Pony / Mage\\
- Rainbow Dash / Pegasus Pony / Rogue\\
- Pinkie Pie / Earth Pony / Bard\\
- Rarity / Unicorn Pony / Illusionist\\
- Fluttershy / Pegasus Pony / Ranger\\
In Pinkie's words, the party is ready!
* Fluttershy could be either Ranger or Druid. If you consider her character, Druid might even be more probable. Also, Twilight might be Mage/Cleric double class, considering that she is a student of Celestia, who is essentially a Sun Goddess. Also, if this is D&D, Rarity might be a sorceress because unlike mages, sorcerers rely on Charisma instead of Intelligence as their primary attribute.
* Also, Rainbow Dash being a rogue is somewhat strange since she's a LeeroyJenkins.
** Rogues can charge in blindly, too. Perhaps Rainbow Dash is a Berserker (speed + power), and Rarity gets Rogue (detection and appraisal skills)?
* This would be easier if we could link them to their main attributes.
** Twilight: Intelligence. 18 if she could get away with it.
** Applejack: Strength, with decent Constitution. Intelligence is passable.
** Rainbow Dash: Dexterity, but enough Strength and Constitution to at least make it a contest against Applejack.
** Rarity: Charisma. It's all about projecting yourself, darling. Enough Intelligence for Craft rolls, too.
** Fluttershy: Wisdom, if I had to put one on, although enough Charisma to help out with the Intimidate skill. And an object lesson to not use Dexterity as your dump stat.
** Pinkie Pie: Is probably playing ''Toon'' instead. That said, she's so all over she probably just went with straight 13s (or whatever your version lets you do).
Based on this, here's my guesses:
** Twilight: Um, wizard?
** Applejack: Fighter. Not all fighters are LeeroyJenkins, either, explaining why she knows better than to charge the dark goddesses that show up every so often.
** Rainbow Dash: Monk or Rogue. Fighting based on outmanoeuvring and outspeeding.
** Rarity: First one to break the scale; the closest I can think of is an NPC class. If you must make her a PC, I'd go with Rogue as well, but with a more 'social' build.
** Fluttershy: Cleric or druid. Paladin at the outside.
** Pinkie Pie: Bard seems the most obvious.
* There is a [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/06/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-vis.html series of articles]] on the Lurking Rhythmically blog explaining which Mane Cast member maps to which Pathfinder class, complete with youtube clips and callbacks to significant events from the canon.
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/06/mlp-d-twilight-sparkle.html Twilight Sparkle]] is a Wizard. That's an easy one to guess, yes.
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/06/mlp-d-pinkie-pie.html Pinkie Pie]] is a Bard. She uses songs to banish fear ('Giggle at the Ghostly') and inspire competence ('Hop, Skip, and Jump!')
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-rarity.html Rarity]] is a Rogue. ... bear with the author, there is method to her madness. She's a ''social'' rogue, you see.
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-applejack.html Applejack]] is a Ranger. Tough, outdoorsy, guides the rest of the party through the wilderness, has the smartest and most useful animal companion (Spike is an ''improved familiar'', not an animal companion).
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-fluttershy.html Fluttershy]] is a Druid. ... what? What's her defining trait? Wild Empathy. What's her day-to-day job? Managing the ecological welfare of the nearby wilderness. ''Druid''. Just, a Charisma- rather than Wisdom-focused druid.
** And, that leaves [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-rainbow-dash.html Rainbow Dash]] as the Barbarian. Not only is it the only class other than Monk (and Rainbow Dash is ''definitely'' not Lawful in alignment) to get all the movement-buffing powers, "if she isn't going fast, she's being a jerk, charging ahead without thinking, or generally making a mess of things". Totally the party barbarian!
[[WMG: Someone with a role in the show keeps track of what the internet spews out.]]
Specifically, things which can be addressed in the show. What with everyone's favorite screwy-eyed pony, it's probably not a stretch to assume SOMEONE is watching.
* You mean Lauren Faust and at least a few other animators who occasionally leave comments?
[[WMG: Equestria is not located anywhere near [[StarTrek Federation]] territory.]]
If it were, the Federation would have tried to establish First Contact after the first Sonic Rainboom.
* The Federation is looking for faster than ''light'' travel, not sound. The Vulcans didn't show up when Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash's first sonic rainboom linked her to the [[TheFlash Speed Force]].]]
That's why the event had such weird effects on Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle. It also explains the lightning bolt on Rainbow Dash's cutie mark.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is/was actually an avatar of [[{{Darkseid}} the Lord of Apokolips]].]]
Or even better, when {{Darkseid}} foresaw his defeat in the FinalCrisis, he left part of himself hidden away in another universe so he could return from even the [[KilledOffForReal ultimate defeat]]. ''Who is the Queen of Anti-Harmony, now and forever?''
[[WMG: "A Dog and Pony Show" is ''RuthlessPeople'' (or even ''The Ransom of Red Chief'') told by an UnreliableNarrator.]]
[[WMG: Each pony in ''Suited For Success'' represented a specific kind of ExecutiveMeddling.]]
* Twilight Sparkle was the exec without a MST3KMantra. Everything had to be perfectly scientifically accurate, almost to an OCD-like formula.
** Example: "Lauren, for the last time, Twilight Sparkle cannot be purple! Horses aren't purple! Unless you fix all of your concept artwork ''right now'', I'm pulling funding!"
* Pinkie Pie was the exec who has no idea what he or she is doing. Like those with AttentionDeficitOohShiny, they look at an idea and want it done now, no matter how bad it ends up looking.
** Example: "Lauren! Oh my god, I just saw a woman in the park sit on her own baby! Oh, you need to make Pinkie Pie do that! What? No, the kids will love it!"
* Applejack was the exec with no taste. Everything had to be practical, without any ''razzle dazzle''. To this exec, RealIsBrown and people are okay with it. As long as the show fits its demographic and people buy the toys, everything will be fine.
** Example: "Lauren, does Applejack really need a hat? I know how much you like the hat, but it's just not practical to sell a hat along with her doll. Besides, girls ''hate'' cowboy hats. But if you ''must'', at least make it pink."
* Fluttershy was the exec who wants to mimic the success of one show by making a new show exactly the same. If the show doesn't look the same, it's the writer's fault for not making everything exactly the same.
** Example: "Lauren, I told you! Fluttershy needs to be more like Sailor Mercury! You know, from SailorMoon? I know you gave her a sailor outfit, but she needs ''more''! Yeah, look, I just think that if you give her blue hair and water powers, her popularity will skyrocket...What do you mean you hated Sailor Moon?! You're fired!"
* Rainbow Dash was the exec with no idea what to do but pretends he or she does. He/she says vague, cryptic things to the writers, trying to get them to understand the (empty) words coming out of his/her mouth.
** Example: "Lauren, Rainbow Dash is just too unpopular with the girls. It's just...she...she needs a...you know, a thing. A ''je ne sais quoi''! She just...she just needs to be about 20% cooler. How? That's your job, isn't it?"
* And Rarity, obviously, represents those victim to mindless ExecutiveMeddling, who eventually has to say to herself that, "I'm working to make something good. Trying to tailor to all these Executives over and over will end up with a zombie rather than a pony." As for her friends coming in to help, that's a quick role switch for them all demonstrating that cartoon productions are a team effort, and that you can't rely on only one person to make a good show.
[[WMG: Several characters invoke the SevenDeadlySins]]
Take a look at several of the characters and tell me if they don't invoke at least one of them sooner or later.
* Pride - Twilight Sparkle, especially in "Feeling Pinkie Keen" and also Applejack.
* Sloth - Rainbow Dash in "The Ticket Master", though it's implied that she constantly slacks off.
* Gluttony - Pinkie Pie. Did you ''see'' how she eats?
* Greed - Pinkie Pie again, owing to her constantly eating way more than she'd actually need.
** Rarity is more fitting of Greed, as she DID try to trick that dragon out of his hoard in Dragonshy.
* Lust - Spike does this constantly when it comes to Rarity.
* Envy - Nightmare Moon.
* Wrath - Rainbow Dash again, Applejack constantly has to restrain her whenever the sooner has a LeeroyJenkins moment.
** There's a fanfiction story called Patchwork with a similar premise running at Equestria Daily.
[[WMG: Several characters invoke the SevenHeavenlyVirtues]]
Heck, two of them are Elements of Harmony.
* Charity - Rarity. Same reason as her element.
* Kindness - Fluttershy. Also element.
* Diligence - Applejack is practically the definition.
* Chastity - Twilight. In the sense of being unhindered by worldly desires and focusing on education.
* Patience - Rainbow Dash. She KNOWS she's faster than the other ponies, but is willing to keep pace with them with minimal grumbles.
* Humility - Pinkie Pie. She only throws parties for other people. Even with her own trademark party going on, she diverts all attention to the guest of honor
* Temperance - Okay, you got me there.
** Possibly Spike? The other dragons we've seen so far have some rather nasty behaviors that Spike (largely) manages to contain and lives in a civilized manner.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves and Ditzy Doo are not the same pony.]]
They are identical twins and Derpy had a head injury that screwed her eyes when they were fillies. You'll notice a lot of scenes where Derpy's eyes aren't cocked. They both have the cutie mark of bubbles because whatever their special talent is, it involves the bubbles. Perhaps they invented a new stamp glue together that can double as those Crayola play bubbles.
* Original Guesser here, revising the Cutie Mark Meanings.
** Derpy's bubbles reference bubble wrap, signalling how she can drop even fine china without shattering it.
** Ditzy's bubbles are that stamp glue thing I said before.
[[WMG: Expanding on the previous guess, many of the background ponies have families with StrongFamilyResemblance.]]
This would provide an in-universe explanation for them appearing multiple times in the same scene.
* Plausible. Consider also that the only defining physical characteristics of the ponies are their race, gender, color, eye color, mane and tail, and cutie mark. There are only three races, two genders (though there aren't many male ponies in the backgrounds. Or anywhere else), and a finite number of colors, so it should be expected that in a large crowd there should be some ponies who are identical save for their cutie marks and perhaps mane/tail style. But if you took a group of people and reduced them down to gender, hair color, eye color, and skin color you would get a lot of duplicates too, so this isn't entirely unrealistic.
** Would this make Pinkie Pie a ChocolateBaby? (Or potentially adopted, at the very least?)
[[WMG: One or more of the people who work on the series read these entries. Maybe even Lauren Faust herself. They may even be OneOfUs!]]
It's been semi-confirmed that Lauren Faust has been to the /co/ board of 4chan. It's common knowledge that she does read (and often reply to) the comments left by the series' fans (and her fans) on her DeviantArt page. And yes, I know she has stepped down from her previous position as Executive Producer (I think she's Consulting Producer now...) It will be interesting to see how many references to the fandom, its memes and its {{Fanon}} will be in the second season...
[[WMG: In "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon Mare in the Moon]]'' we saw the [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse Four Ponies of the Apocalypse]].]]
There were four stars that moved closer to the moon, then they slid behind it and the Nightmare Moon design disappeared.
* Although there are lots of jokes by fans and [[RobotChicken other sources]], my guess is that, given the show's original [[MagicalGirl magical girl show]] premise, they really are a part of the program's story.
* Nightmare Moon was defeated, but they were never revealed, so they are still out there.
* The show itself will never actually refer to them as the Ponies of the Apocalypse (it's still a kid's program).
** But they'll at least invoke said Ponies of the Apocalypse in appearance or modus operandi.
* These are the real keepers of the Elements of Discord (for what the elements might be, see other guesses on this page).
* Trixie is one of the Ponies of the Apocalypse, and she was scouting to see how the keepers of the Elements of Harmony would do against a covert attack.
** Or maybe she actually thought she could take them on all by herself.
** If this is correct, the fan's interest in her and the show's WhiteAndGreyMorality strongly suggests that she'll break ranks and join the Main Cast.
* The other three ponies weren't revealed in the first season.
* If the show returns to the premise set up in the pilot, they will be back to push Princess Luna and cause Nightmare Moon to become a threat again.
* Really? You want to go down ''that'' road? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81RN3olYIsQ Okay...]]
[[WMG: Ponyville is the Ponyverse's version of Hinamizawa, and/or ''Friendship is Magic'' is ''HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi'' told by an UnreliableNarrator.]]
That's why the Mane Cast all have tendencies to go crazy to varying degrees.
[[WMG: The characters from the tv show and toy series are from two different universes]]
It would explain why the main cast looks slightly different, why many ponies seen on the show don't appear in the toyline or vice-versa, why Celestia is pink (as well as act strange), AJ's lack of/different versions of her hat, the many pets/animals not seen in the show, the character's toy versions doing things their cartoon counterparts probably won't be doing, among many others. The only thing linking the two is the artwork on the box, which is most of the time just a recolor anyway, mainly on Hasbro's fault. Yeah, yeah, I know their supposed to be cheap recolors, but take a good look at the ponies on FIM. Not only do a majority all [[OnlySixFaces have the same face]], but there are recolors everywhere! Not necessarily the main cast but a good deal of the background ponies, but now I'm getting off track.
[[WMG: The Internet will soon have a MLP:FIM Dating Sim.]]
And you will play it just to find out why people would ever play that.
* [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/fimdating-sim.html Yep]].
[[WMG: Dr. Whooves is a Time Lord...]]
But only because [[TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife Lauren Faust is a troper]] and [[MemeticMutation noticed every show has a time lord WMG]] so she decided to [[GenreSavvy provide a outlet to prevent "Twilight Sparkle is a Time Lord" WMGs]]
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is a Time Lord]]
I see what you did there...
[[WMG: Doctor Whoof/Whooves is a television show in Equestria]]
And the Pony we keep seeing with the spikey mane and hourglass mark stars as The Doctor in the show.
* Does that make Rose and Colgate his co-stars?
[[WMG: [[TheSlenderManMythos Somewhere, somehow, the Slenderpony exists]]]]
Don't believe me? [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/132990-slender-man LOOK!]] See for yourself! There he is, in the background! And here, capped by yours truly, [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/133561-slender-man encircled in white]]. And [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/112065-slender-man here]], that's what he'd look like! It's coming together...
[[WMG: Someone who works on the show is writing fanfics to make certain things HilariousInHindsight and troll us]]
Possibly multiple someones, posting under multiple aliases. Take a look at these examples...
* Someone [[http://www.derpyhooves.com/index.php?static=derpyorigins wrote a short fanfic about Derpy]] early on when the fandom was young stating her to be mail mare. An animator has stated that Derpy was already in the infamous scene in Feeling Pinkie Keen and the only change made was derping her eyes. ''She was a mail mare from the beginning''.
* Cupcakes - Someone working on the show knew about ''Party of One'', and wrote an over the top gruesome fanfic involving Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash as part of a grand BatmanGambit to make that party scene all the more uncomfortable for fans to watch.
* The Party Hasn't Ended - A Pinkie/Dash shipping fanfic that was finished and uploaded before "Cutie Mark Chronicles" whose climax involves [[spoiler:[[ItMakesSenseInContext Rainbow Dash using a Sonic Rainboom to clear away a bunch of dark clouds]]]]. Not only does this happen in "Chronicles", its what started the party in Pinkie Pie!
What say you, Brony Tropers? Coincidence... or CONSPIRACY?!?
* I say they'll make an episode which seems similar to ''Story of the Blanks'' (a FIM [[spoiler:Creepypasta]] that can easily be found on Newgrounds, about Applebloom finding herself in a village with ponies without Cutie Marks, [[spoiler:they turn out to be cursed zombies.]]).
** That'd make a pretty kick-ass HalloweenEpisode .
[[WMG: LaurenFaust made a DealWithTheDevil to make the show such a success, even with those who would be sneering at it.]]
The incredible internet success that shines into [[ImageBoards the darkest corners]], the way it rolls over any objections and assimilates the PeripheryDemographic: demonic forces are at work here. Come on, it's [[LouCypher right there]] in [[{{Faust}} her name]]!
[[WMG: The small, but growing amount of [[ShenderManMythos Slender Mane]] fanart out there can be at least partially attributed to the Slender Man references on this page.]]
I've counted at least two Slender Mane fanfics and quite a bit of fanart out there, and Slendy happens to be referenced at least twice on this page. My guess is that a few tropers were checking out the WMGs here, happened to notice the Slender Man links, and were struck with inspiration.
[[WMG: The whole MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic phenomenon is a real life version of the events of ParanoiaAgent.]]
I'm getting some Maromi parallels from the show: Utterly cute figures that everyone is seemingly latching on to, as if it's some form of escape from troubles... All it needs is a Lil'Slugger figure.
* The BigBad of FiM's first two episodes was ''Luna'' or ''Nightmare Moon'', and the japanese word for moon is ''tsuki''. Yes, like in ''Tsukiko Sagi-san''. And dreams and nightmares also play an important role in ParanoiaAgent.
[[WMG: The PeripheryDemographic gets a nod in the toyline.]]
Hasbro's got more than enough experience with boys' toys, they can just apply some ideas from the {{Transformers}} toyline. Marketing a line of fully-poseable Ponies as "Deluxe Figures", in two sizes corresponding to Deluxe and Voyager class, while the actual packaging still resembles the rest of the MLP line from a distance. The mane cast and any supporting characters come in Deluxe size, while Princess Celestia, Nightmare Moon and ponies with large props (eg. Applejack and a horse-drawn cart that unfolds into an apple stand) come under Voyager class, complete with lights and sounds. To help differentiate, these toys actually have the full title on the boxes (including "Friendship Is Magic" unlike the mainline thus far).
[[WMG: Lauren steps from being in charge because she realisated that others could lead this show in better direction]]
Most of fandom prefer SliceOfLife plot, many don't like much pilot episodes, only episodes writen by Lauren, some her ideas for show (like MagicalGirl stuff) are not thing what fandom whant. So she decided to let others to take charge and be only part of creative team for show what can be best for everypony.
* Hulk concur.
[[WMG: It's all a fanfiction by [[AzumangaDaioh Osaka]].]]
While studying in America, Chiyo-Chan became a fan of My Little Pony and told all her friends about it during one of her visits to Japan. Inspired by her ramblings, Osaka decided to make a fanfiction and based the mane cast off herself and her friends:
Twilight Sparkle is Chiyo and is made to have her smarts. Osaka decided to translate Chiyo's naiveté into being new in town rather than being younger than the rest of cast.
Apple Jack is Yomi and is made to be the one is most down to earth. Also Osaka thinks Yomi would make a good cowboy for some reason.
Rainbow Dash is based off Kagura and has her athletic ability and competitive streak turned up to eleven.
Rarity is Tomo. Originally she was a hyperactive jerkass, but Tomo asked (in other words demanded) that Rarity would be changed into a sophisticated fashion desighner loved by all. Osaka did so but decided to keep her narcissistic streak (probably as a jab towards Tomo's executive meddling.
Flutter Shy is Sakaki. Originaly she was a tough stoic who was even more athletic than Rainbow Dash, but was changed into a shy, moe animal lover (who was loved by animals back) at Sakaki's request.
And of course, Osaka made herself into Pinkie Pie, who is basically Osaka on a 24 hour sugar rush.
* Some of those roles hardly make sense to me. Applejack is more like Kagura (athletic and competitive) Rainbow Dash fits Tomo (Excitable with Jerkass tentencies) and Rarity is most like Yomi (Extremely self-conscious of her appearence).
[[WMG: Everybody is a Timelord in Pergatory.]]
Because its the only WMG left.
[[WMG: We're all insane]]
Look at what we've become! Nine massive folders of pony [=WMG=]s? Extensive Episode guides? A huge list of fan fics? An elaborate character page (I'm partly responsible for the Background Ponies section!)? All after ONE season? Where does it all go? Where does it end? [[{{Portal}} Is the cake a Lyra]]? I must know!!... I ...I need to hug Fluttershy...
[[WMG: The ponies were once a slave race.]]
Long ago, the Diamond Dogs ruled over Equestria with an iron paw, using the ponies for manual labor. Earth ponies were used for digging and hauling wagons, unicorns were forced to use their magic powers for gem-finding, and pegasi were used as flying mounts for personal transportation. One day, an alicorn were born- Celestia and Luna's mother- and given to the tyrannical queen of the Diamond Dogs as her personal pets. After many years of seeing her kind enslaved and abused, the alicorn overthrew the queen and revolted along with the rest of the ponies, forcing the Diamond Dogs to live underground in the very mines they once forced ponies to dig in.
[[WMG: Nella from TheNostalgiaChick will eventually guest star]]
Someone who works for the show will eventually see the episode with her Pony Melodrama and ask her to guest star. Possibly as a weird pony who plays with dolls and have similar (adept kid friendly version) Melodramas.
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[[folder: Setting Guesses]]
[[WMG: The Ponies of Equestria are omnivorous]]
The whole vegetarian thing is a cultural tradition. Evidence for predatory capability is in their physiology. First, position of eyes on the head indicate excellent binocular vision. Depth perception is of much more limited use to a herbivore, especially one more adapted to plains. Second, highly developed jaws. The ponies have demonstrated extreme mandibular strength by dragging ropes and other heavy objects with their teeth. Applejack and Rainbow Dash have both demonstrated sufficient jaw strength to support their entire body weight. This might indicate that the ponies have enough strength to bring down large prey, on the other hand this would be of little to no use for a herbivorus life style. Third, the ponies have demonstrated the ability to digest more protein than a normal horse. Pinky Pie has on hand an egg quiche, and presumably uses eggs in cooking. This indicates a high tolerance, perhaps even a requirement for protein.
[[WMG: All pegasi have a sort of elemental affiliation that gives them a trail at high speed]]
For instance, Rainbow Dash has a rainbow, while Soarin' has a thundercloud and Spitfire has a smoke trail. This is why nobody has ever done a Sonic Rainboom before Dash - as Pinkie said, only a "Pegasus pony like Rainbow Dash", that is,a rainbow pegasus could cause it.
[[WMG: The show takes place AfterTheEnd.]]
Considering that there are no humans and the Ponies live in houses and do other human things we can only assume that humanity was wiped out and hyper-intelligent Equines just moved right in. Or possibly, as revenge for years of mistreatment, they took out the humans themselves!
--> "Could it be? In a bizarre twist, a horse is abusing a jockey! Might this be the start of a terrifying [[PlanetOfTheApes planet of the horses]]? In this announcer's opinion, almost certainly yes! And away I go!"
--->-'''The Simpsons'''
* This makes even more sense when you realize that ponies know what human skull (AB's costume in "The Show Stoppers") and hand (Pinkie's foam hand in "Sonic Rainboom") look like , make references to France and Netherlands, dress up as Statue Of Liberty, use tools clearly designed for human hands (snow shovels in "Winter Wrap Up") and are able to see themselves as saddle animals (Applejack in "Bridle Gossip", Spike in "Dog And Pony Show", Twilight saying "gift horse" - how can horse be a gift in world like Equestria?) [[FridgeHorror The more you think about it...]]
** The gift horse thing isn't that hard. Perhaps Equestria abolished the slave trade only a generation or two ago.
*** It could have been even longer, we still use the term "Cakewalk" despite it's origins in US slavery. Alternatively it could be an example of linguistic shift, meaning "Gift (giving) Horse", sort of how we use the term "Sleep tight" despite it not making sense in modern English except in that context.
** Don't forget Twilight's saddle for "Winter Wrap Up". The real question is, what catastrophe caused the whether to stop changing everywhere but the Everfree Forest?
*** Perhaps it started by using magic to force the seasons to change when they wanted, which destroyed the season's abilities to change on their own with the exception of a few areas around the world?
* Judging by the fact that according to Twilight the same constellations visible from Earth are also visible from Equestria (Orion, Canis Major and Canis Minor are mentioned and she has Rarity sew them into her personalized dress in an episode), wherever they are would have to share a location with Earth.
* This could explain why the train in "Over A Barrel", complete with locomotive, was ''pulled'' by horses. It is a leftover relic of human civilization that Equestrians have utilized as best they can.
* And "Manehattan" is just Manhattan. The buildings were still standing after the humans died off, so the ponies moved in. And in an attempt to erase all signs of humans, the Statue of Liberty was remodeled into a pony.
** [[PlanetOfTheApes GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!]]
* There is actually a [[http://ponibooru.413chan.net/_images/0a5767780a07fcf26218eb4723357ccf/7487%20-%20blood%20celestia%20luna%20Ottanta.jpg picture]] floating around suggesting that. Be careful. It comes from a booru, so NSFW is a given/
* Dogs exist, and dogs were domesticated by humans; without us, they wouldn't exist. Either humans live somewhere on the planet, or they died out (or moved?).
** Or ponies domesticated dogs themselves, the only one (besides the Diamond Dogs) we've seen was a herding breed.
*** Ponies.. Domesticating dogs.. That induces FridgeLogic and FurryConfusion.
* France is mentioned several times too.
* As for why no one remembers anything about humanity beyond abstract concepts, a ruthless, SecretPolice-styled sect of the Equestrian government works in the shadows to systematically hunt down and destroy every remaining trace of human presence, in the name of preserving the "paradise" that the ponies were able to build once they were freed from the destructive influence of men.
* What ever cataclysm wiped out the previous inhabitants also rendered the planet uninhabitable and tidally locked. The reason that ponies control the weather and care for the animals is because the ecosystem that once supported them no longer exists. This is why Clestia and Luna are required to keep the planet rotating.
[[WMG: Equestria was originally an uninhabitable hellhole.]]
Then the ponies, including Celestria, settled an area of it and worked to make it not only livable, but prosperous. Eventually they spread and took the entire area. This ties in with the theory that the series takes place on a future Earth. Humans ruined the planet and either left, died out, or both. Nature took over some areas, but others, like Equestria, remained an uninhabitable wasteland. It is the way it is now because Celestia and Luna got their pony followers to use their magic and abilities to fix everything up. This creates a safe and prosperous haven for ponies, where they're safe from monsters, and their control over the weather and land ensures that they're safe from natural disaster and starvation.
[[WMG: Ponies are Programs]] Equestria's world is a node in a Reboot/Tron universe inside a computer. That's why ponies have to move the sun and the moon, control the weather and generally micromanage their entire environment. But unlike Reboot or Tron, they don't know it.
[[WMG: France, zoos, and Dutch apple pie don't actually exist]]
Applejack just invented them in her delirium.
* Seems to be {{jossed}}, at least as far as France goes, since Fluttershy mentions French haute couture when speaking to Rarity in a later episode, and is not delirious. Nervous due to Rarity pressing her for an opinion, but not delirious.
* Hoity Toity also mentioned that he was craving Dutch apple pie after seeing Applejack's outfit in "Suited for Success"
* Photo Finish is clearly German, even using a few German words. And in that same episode we see a pony with asian slanted eyes...
[[WMG: Humans, the Earth, and its various cultural trappings are fictional in Equestria]]
Humans are mythological creatures which are popular subjects of fantasy literature in Equestria. Many of the elements of these stories (such as the fictional fantasy kingdom of France)have entered the popular consciousness. When ponies refer to something from the human world, they are actually making references to these stories. Everypony knows what a human skull and hand looks like just like almost anyone in the real world can identify a dragon even though they don't exist.
[[WMG: The ponies of Equestria are semi-divine servitors created to uphold the natural laws]]
All the ponies have some manner of innate talent, whether magical (Fluttershy can [[TheBeastmaster control animals]], Pegasi control the weather) or mundane like Apple Jack's skill at herding animals.
We're told that the world outside of Equestria does not require the maintenance Equestria does; animals take care of themselves, as does the weather. But this is not a sure thing. In case of a breakdown of the natural laws, Celestia created servants that might keep things running smoothly so she herself could focus on fixing the underlying problem. She made Equestria exempt from some of these laws so that the ponies would not forget the skills required. The ponies with mundane skills are to collect the practical knowledge of civilization so that even if all life outside of Equestria is destroyed through some cosmic SNAFU, rebuilding will be possible. They were given free will because Celestia and Luna needed the company.
* Ah, but is the Everfree Forest the norm (suggesting all lands beyond Equestria work that way) or an aberration (suggesting you could circumnavigate the Forest while remaining in Equestria)?
[[WMG: The Sonic Rainboom is some sort of time-space shift.]]
It sends them to a seperate alternate universe every time it's used, and it's incredibly [[DangerousForbiddenTechnique risky]]. Think in The Cutie Mark Chronicles. [[spoiler: The first Sonic Rainboom shifts everyone's fates so suddenly and extremely, acting like a in-universe DeusExMachina. This sent them to the a more idealistic universe. Somewhere out there, there's a DarkerAndEdgier universe where they all grew up miserable. The second sent them to a nearly-the-same universe, with some slight changes in certain traits explaining, such as the increase in Pinkie's teleportation.]]
[[WMG: [[OurDragonsAreDifferent Dragons]] hoard treasure not because of greed, but to use as a food supply.]]
This is implied by Spike's desire to eat gemstones.
* Perhaps dragons must ingest gemstones in order to fuel their fire.
* Or to mimic the dragon from Beowulf.
** The dragon in "Dragonshy" seems to use his mostly as a bed
** However, the dragon on "Owl's Well That Ends Well" seems to confirm this
*** I think they do so as a mating display. Older dragons don't really consume gems but like to display them for potential mates because a large hoard can be used to feed many offspring (or given dragon longevity, feed an offspring for a long time). That's why older dragons hoard gems while Spike tries to eat them every chance he gets when not trying to impress Rarity. In fact, Spike helping Rarity with the gem accumulation might be a subconscious mating display.
[[WMG: Ponies in [=MLPFiM=] practice polygyny]]
As a result of there being less males to go around.
* Real horses are the same way, stallions can't stand competition so they drive most of the mature males out of the herd.
* In the future, the six mane characters could all be "sister brides" to the same stallion.
* I chalk the apparent lack of males to the fact that the show's aimed at girls. Background characters in male-oriented shows tend to be male; with this show being aimed at girls, the background characters will tend to be female. Then again, I tend to subscribe heavily to the LiteraryAgentHypothesis.
[[WMG: The Everfree Forest causes the ponies to have an existential crisis.]]
So the ponies are obviously afraid of the monsters in the forest, but they've also expressed fear at the very idea that the forest can operate autonomously. Now, imagine that you're job is, say, controlling the weather. You spend years and years learning, training, and improving your craft. You get to be pretty good at it, maybe the best like Dash claims to be. And then, you find out that there is a place that does it without your help. Suddenly, your life is cast into doubt. If the Everfree forest doesn't need the ponies' help, who's to say the rest of Equestria does? [[TotalRecall Perhaps your job is nothing but a lie, meant to keep you busy.]] Maybe you've wasted your life learning a handy but ultimately unnecessary skill. What if the world ''just doesn't need you?'' The forest would probably freak you out too.
* Seeing how a major city (Cloudsdale) is built around the fact ponies can control said clouds this would also cause an economic crisis.
* Um... "Control the weather?" Believe me, that is the ''last'' thing anypony would let go of. Sunshine and rain ''on demand''? Perfect weather for growing apples at any time? Never overly long winters (assuming they got it done in time) that would decrease crop yields? Existentialist crisis maybe, but definitely not out of a job.
** It's not being out of a job that scares them, but the idea that they're job is largely unnecessary in the grand scheme of things. Incredibly helpful the job may be, but it'll still get on without them, if in a more chaotic way.
* On the other hand, other sentient races might see them as an entire race of [[HumanoidAbomination equinoid abominations]] that forces nature itself into a neat and tidy schedule and shun them all as physical affronts to everything holy and natural.
[[WMG: Ponyville was once a cultural hub.]]
Consider: what was Ponyville like a thousand years ago? If it existed, it was adjacent to the royal palace. When Celestia sealed her sister and removed to Canterlot, the Everfree Forest was presumably left to run wild over what was once the center of Equestria. What happened to cause Celestia to abandon such a vast tract of land? Did Luna's power help secure that area against natural weather, or is the Everfree Forest an anomaly that expanded while she was sealed? Is Ponyville a city that has withered with the loss of its central status, or is it a frontier town founded long after Nightmare Moon was sealed?
* Only it was not adjacent. Ponies had to cross at least one river and one chasm to get to the castle, and there were many other places on their way there.
** It's within a few hours' walk, no more than 20 miles (and probably a lot less). That's really close in geographic terms.
[[WMG: Equestria is on the Earth of SamuraiJack]]
The sentient/sapient Ponies (etc.) are much like the talking dog archaeologists, among others; Princess Celestia is a descendant/peer of that giant god-horse that helped Jack's Dad way back when; Luna was corrupted by Aku to become Nightmare Moon (which is why it took a blast from the PowerOfFriendship to revert her); Equestria is one of the holdouts against Aku's power, which is why there are incursions from random monsters while the weather has to be controlled by (good) magic; the SchizoTech fits in with the Samurai Jack aesthetic (Farting Dragon episode, anyone?); and most importantly it'd be [[RuleOfCool cool]] if all of this were the case.
* THIS IS A CROSSOVER THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. NOW. Jack/Pinkie Pie! Get on it!
** Sorry, no Pinkie Pie. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDY5YpLqypk Have some Samurai Applejack instead!]]
[[WMG: Equestria is a realm in the classic [[SpyroTheDragon Spyro]] series.]]
It's not that much of a streach when you think about it, what with the classic series looking like the art style of the show in digital form. Besides that, the main characters look like they would fit in with the Spyro 'verse quite nicely. There's also the fact Spike is a purple dragon that can walk on two legs...
[[WMG: The Cockatrice from The Stare Master was originally from Fluttershy's place]]
Since she keeps chickens and an assortment of other animals, it wouldn't be a huge streach if she had a rooster, that managed to lay an egg, which then happened to be incubated by a toad. The cockatrice was hatched from the egg and then left to live in the Everfree Forest.
[[WMG: Equestria is actually a post-apocalyptic world after Princess Luna's rebellion, and only the ponies' hard work keeps it habitable.]]
Why doedn't Equestria have natural cycles, except in the Everfree Forest? Ponies must manually turn the seasons, fabricate weather in ad-hoc factories, even go and get the migratory birds.
Has it always been like this? And, if yes, why is the Everfree Forest so different? We know that there has been an ancient conflict between Day and Night, and for a long while (days? months? YEARS?) the sun didn't rise. This has undoubtedly wrecked havoc on the ecosystem. The banishment of Nightmare Moon / Princess Luna has certainly upset the natural balance even more.
A theory could be that Equestria, despite the appearances, is, technically, a post-apocalyptic world. Nature and its cycles have been more or less destroyed by Luna's rebellion and its aftermath. So now the ponies have to work hard to keep everything running smoothly. If the ponies ever stopped doing things like artificially creating weather, or doing season wrap-up festivals, then Equestria would quickly turn into a desert wasteland.
The Everfree Forest, for some reason or another (Likely the presence there of the Elements of Harmony), wasn't touched by the devastation. We can assume that neither were far away lands whose existance (and habitability) is implied by the presence of Zecora. Or perhaps there other species (like zebras) perform the maintenance that in Equestria is the ponies' job.
[[WMG: The ponies of Equestria are [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien Sufficiently Advanced Aliens]].]]
[[FridgeBrilliance Look at the evidence.]] They [[WeatherControlMachine control the weather and the landscape.]] They've [[AllAnimalsAreDomesticated domesticated animals]] to the point where said animals have [[TheFairFolk forgotten how to take care of themselves.]] [[HumansAreCthulhu (Sound familiar?)]] Their society is [[PerfectPacifistPeople ludicrously advanced]] compared to humans. They even have [[FunctionalMagic Functional Magic]] [[CrystalDragonJesus for Celestia's sake!]] The ponies never seem to question any of this, and are horrified at the thought of nature taking care of itself. [[CaptainObvious Obviously,]] their technology has advanced to a level in which [[ClarkesThirdLaw the ponies themselves don't fully understand how it works]], it "just is". (Kinda like the attitude many humans in developed countries have towards advancements such as computers, medicine, and and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking democracy.]]) This perfectly explains all the [[SchizoTech Schizo Tech.]] It's [[ForScience SCIENCE]], people!
* Which probably means that they are all just one disease away from a global plague.
[[WMG: "Pegacorns" were the SufficientlyAdvancedAlien {{Precursors}}; the rest are their descendants.]]
The singular nature of Princess Celestia and her sister raises a few important questions. They would appear to be an ancient breed of pony that has evolved into the smaller, shorter-lived ponies of today; but if "pegacorns" are so long-lived, why haven't more of the same generation survived into the present day? If they were killed off in a war or something, how did a couple of survivors get to rule over all the other kinds? Most importantly, how could any ponies predate their own solar cycle?
What would make sense is if horses with both horns and wings were a highly advanced race of interstellar nomads who made it their mission to use their cosmic powers to terraform planets and seed them with life. During the founding of Equestria, the aliens could have interbred with the most compatible of the native fauna to produce generations of "little ponies" that would inherit diluted forms of their powers, enough to look after the local environment. As part of their tradition, after some time the pegacorns left the planet to seek out a new one, leaving behind only a few of their own as guardians to keep the big things like the orbits and rotations of the planets in balance. This could be because they are very vulnerable to losing their sanity and fracturing their personalities from boredom, such as what happened to Luna.
We know Princess Celestia enjoys a good prank; it's likely to be one of the ways she keeps her sanity in check. But Celestia's MagnificentBastard side may be part of a serious plan to set up groups of ponies on tests to see if they can harness forgotten technologies like the Elements of Harmony and eventually govern the planet all on their own someday. Additionally, Celestia's extraterrestial nature would explain why she insists on keeping the title "Princess" after so many years as sole ruler: The real King or Queen of her society is still out there, only on some other planet. And her interest in Twilight Sparkle's reports on friendship may be because Celestia is compiling a sort of cultural/anthropological study on what sort of people the pegacorns have produced, and a personal account from one of them is just what's needed to make it really convincing.
[[WMG: Griffons and Ponies crossbreed, all Pegasus Ponies are descended from Griffons]]
In Mythology, a griffon and a mare can breed to make a Hippogriff. It's not a far stretch to assume it's also possible in this universe, too. Some of the pegasus ponies seen so far have sharper features, longer wings, more pointed ears and almost beak-like mouths. (Case in point: The jock ponies from Sonic Rainboom.) I think this means they have griffon/hippogriff ancestry. Now, following this line of logic, it's possible that all pegasus ponies are descended from intermarrying of griffons and ponies.
[[WMG: Most of the male ponies are drafted to Equestria Army]]
This is the reason why there are so few male ponies.
* The real question this raises is why is there a need for a draft? A secret war perhaps? But against who?
** ''Stallion with a winged skull cutie mark and a high-peaked combination cap:'' We shall purge the Universe of the Foul Forces of [[CareBears Care-a-Lot]]! Glory to the First Stallion to Die! FOR THE PRINCESS!
** Or, going with the AfterTheEnd theory, the last surviving pockets of humans are putting up a resistance and need to be exterminated.
* Or, if they're more like IRL horses, mares tend to be leaders and stallions tend to do more of the fighting. Stallions that aren't strong enough to become herd stallions tend to join bachelor herds of other stallions & train to get stronger. Since bands of rowdy young males will cause trouble unsupervised, or go looking for adventure and chances to impress the fillies, over Equestria's history these male bands took over responsibility for defense of the kingdom, dealing with things like the Parasprite infestation in Phillydelphia and most of the monsters that show up on the show all the time, at least the ones that make trouble.
** So there are two Equestrias: the 'civilian'/matriarchal Equestria shown in the show, which is the old, the young, mares and the few stallions able to avoid being kicked out by the other stallions as competition because they're strong (Big Macintosh) or really good at something (Mr. Cake), and the 'male' Equestria, a genderflipped AmazonBrigade focused on training (in civilian pursuits as well as combat), making it into Celestia's forces proper (fighting the good fight and impressing the fillies) and so on?
[[WMG: The Ponies raise pigs to feed their carnivorous pets with.]]
The Ponies have been shown to own dogs, cats, and even aligators, and they must eat something. It's just strange to imagine a butcher pony.
** It's why Fluttershy is so timid.
** Fluttershy did feed fish to Ferrets.
* According to WordOfGod, ponies ''really'' like truffles, enough to provide free room & board. Cows aren't so lucky.
** The cows are there because the ponies use milk.
** Presumably the same thing can be said for the chickens, although that raises the question of weither ponies can consume eggs. They must use them in baking.
*** In one episode, Pinkie gives Spike a quiche. Quiches need eggs, so yes, ponies eat eggs.
[[WMG: The FIM-verse is part of the Dungeons and Dragons cosmology.]]
Walk through the right door in Sigil and you'll wind up in a gorgeous land of magical ponies and unusually bright and friendly versions of monsters common throughout the planes. Now we just gotta guess which pony belongs to what character class.
* Which edition? Of course Fluttershy and Pinky are likely NPC classes, having never demonstrated any kind of combat ability whatsoever (The Stare being a 'spell like ability' of course). Though the idea of Pinky being a Sorcerer or Bard and simply hiding her awesome power is an attractive one...
** 3rd or 4th, 3rd for the amusing contrast between FIM and dungeonpunk, 4th for the streamlined aesthetic matching the clean bright lines of FIM. Twilight Sparkle is a shoe-in for Wizard, Pinky definitely seems to be a Bard (she does pull off a Pied Piper move and is always singing and dancing), I'd peg Applebloom as a Ranger for the rough 'n tumble nature affinity... Rainbow Dash is either a Rogue (for speedy tricksiness) or a Monk (for sheer speed... though I've yet to see how 4e handles monks)... Fluttershy strikes me as a Paladin, actually, with an emphasis on the laying-on-of-hands gentleness tempered with the Righteous Fires of Charisma allowing her to stare down evil beings. Rarity, not sure.
** Fluttershy strikes me as a 4th edition invoker. Lightly armored servant of the gods, raining down holy fire at range. It is after all theorised that Fluttershy's meekness is due to her special power being extremely aggressive in nature. Rarity... 4th edition bard maybe? Lots of flashiness and illusions backing up martial ability, and they actually get the power "Words of Friendship". I'm still with Pinky as a sorcerer, just because it would annoy Twilight.
** Fluttershy strikes me more as a Druid. Considering her ability with animals, but also that she's able to convince non-animals to do her will (indicating the Wild Empathy ability). She's also got a good Fort save, indicated when she resisted the Cockatrice's stare. And let us not forget Angel, her animal companion! She hasn't shown any ability to change shape, but it's possible she's taken an option from a sourcebook that eschews that ability in favor of more focus to animal control.
** For [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKs-MHFil0k some reason]] I'm imagining Rainbow Dash as a Paladin. Rarity is a Bard, Fluttershy's a Druid or Cleric with the Animal domain, Applejack is a Ranger, and Twilight Sparkle is obvious. As for Pinky Pie, she's a {{Munchkin}}.
* Well, we [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/art-8-bitgag-theater.html know]] what they'd be in FinalFantasy.
[[WMG: The FIM-verse is part of the [[CallOfCthulhu Cthulhu]] cosmology]]
Based on how often the characters [[SanitySlippage go nuts]], especially Twilight the spellcaster.
* It's probably somewhere in the Dreamlands though.
** So the Princesses are probably [[PhysicalGod Great Ones]].
* Oh, and an omnicidal god locked away for a thousand years, sounds familiar, [[EldritchAbomination don't it]]?
[[WMG: The entire "battle" between the Buffalo and the Apple-loosians was staged. Mostly.]]
Both sides got the message behind Pinkie Pie's bizzare and narmy preformance, but agreed that it was lousy. Perhaps they also agreed stage a dramatic showdown at high noon and not tell the ponies (as well as Braeburn and Little Strong Heart for some reason) about it. It also seems unusual that they would use ''Pies'' as ammunition. However, perhaps the Buffalo got a little carried away with their stampeding...
[[WMG: The universe runs on friendship]]
Literally. The physical laws of the universe is actually thinly held together. They break down constantly and require maintenance. Usually, they are held stable by magic. However, over 1000 years ago, Equestria figured out how to harness the power of magic, turning their realm into an Utopia, but at the cost of physics within the land slowly decaying. The royal family, possible the then young princess Celestia, gathered all ponies together, and organized them, taking over the responsibility of ensuring the season turns as supposed to, as well as such things as gravity and speed of light. This also nicely helped solve the recent unemployment problem.
[[WMG: The Equestria national anthem is...]]
... a waltz inspired theme. Why? A canter, in horse-riding is a controlled 3 beat gait. Waltz are written in 3/4 key. It would be both Fridge Brilliance and Shown Their Work from the show's musical direction. Any composer bronies out there, take note.
[[WMG: Clouds are actually gaseous [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-newtonian_fluid non-newtonian liquid]] instead of water]]
Non-newtonian liquids become solid when pressure is applied to them, and allows one to walk on water if done carefully, as seen in several YouTube videos. Clouds in Equestria are gaseous forms of these liquid, which allows them to remain airborne but still have enough liquid to be solid when comparably-light pegasi walk on them. The spell Twilight uses in "Sonic Rainboom" is really a spell that reduces earth ponies' weight to that of pegasi.
[[WMG: The show is foreshadowing the end of OUR Earth and what it'll look like in the future]]
In 2012 human kind will destroy themselves in a massive war for world domination and the only thing left behind will be their technology. All the atomic bombs and toxic substances over the years will cause animals to mutate and evolve; with ponies becoming the dominate species of Earth with new mutant species popping up looking like mythical beings. Ex: The hydra is really a super-mutated lizard-like creature.
[[WMG: Equestria is a plane of [[MagicTheGathering Dominia]].]]
On second thought: Equestria might be somehow close or connected to Lorwyn/Shadowmoor since in both cases, we have conflicts between forces of day and night that span centuries.
* Also in both settings, there are "elements" composed of abstract concepts - the Elements of Harmony in one case, and the Greater Elementals in the other.
** Lorwyn has no oceans, and as of yet there have been no references to oceans in FiM either - in fact, we have seen a squid living in a lake, and a sea-serpent in a river.
*** ...nor have there been references to horses in Lorwyn-Shadowmoor. But there have been several races (changelings, hobgoblins, selkies, etc.) going into / coming out of hiding when the plane transforms, so post-Shadowmoor ponies isn't too far of a stretch.
* It's also a nice coincidence that Celestia's cutie mark looks exactly like the white Mana symbol.
[[WMG: Equestria is the Isle of the Houyhnhnms from ''GulliversTravels'']]
After a few hundred years of technological advances, of course. The Yahoos have nearly been wiped out as well.
* Taking this further, the Houyhnhnms were able to take enormous leaps and bounds in both technological, sociological, and moral concepts thanks to [[TheMagicComesBack the magic coming back]]. The Yahoo could not cope.
[[WMG: Equestria is actually an abandoned amusement/theme park.]]
Specifically, an amusement park world, created countless ages ago by human or human-like (let's not necessarily preclude elves or fairies) magical beings as a place for them and their children to vacation.... and the ponies--- Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn and Alicorn(winged unicorn)--- were created as the entertainment and maintenance staff (along with perhaps the other intelligent creatures such as the cows, mules, buffalo, etc). Untold ages later, the original builders of the amusement park abandoned it and left the live-in staff to their own devices.
If you think about it, it all makes tremendous sense. Where else would everything-- the plants, the animals, the climate, the seasons-- be so micromanaged? Where else would you see such surprisingly tame "wild" animals? (Even the "monsters" are a relatively minimal threat.) If the ponies were the genetically established head caretakers, it only makes sense that the other species would have an obedience instinct implanted in them (diluted over the millenia, but still effective enough for Fluttershy to cow a cockatrice, a Manticore and a dragon.) It also explains the SchizoTech (crank Victrolas next to modern turntables, candles and lanterns next to electric lights, medieval armor, wild west outfits, victorian wigs, fashions from the 80's, etc) as the sort of thing one would need on the "backlot" of an amusement park, where themed performances of every possible culture and era would be likely. Why else would the ponies be using musical instruments with keys for HUMAN fingers, cups with handles, tools with hand grips, etc-- save as a racial memory of doing things for the convenience of human guests? It would explain why the ponies were PULLING the train engine rather than RIDING it; they have an instinctual memory that trains should be pulled, and should have an engine up front... but the recollection of how it all works is screwy after so much time. It even explains why gemstones are scattered so prolifically around Equestria that Spike can casually snack on them, and Rarity thinks nothing of digging up four WAGONLOADS of gemstones, out of loose topsoil, just to decorate a dress.... part of the fanciful setting, the ground is "salted" with heaps of prefabricated gems for any children who wanted to play at "treasure hunting."
* Celestia and Luna are AI constructs or uploaded humans who have the access codes necessary to command and reprogram the sufficiently advanced technology of the park, their original jobs being dealing with any situations the ponies couldn't handle themselves. Their falling out a millennium ago was really over what to do now that the park had been abandoned.
[[WMG: If on the off chance Death appears in the series]]
It will be a pony grim reaper, named Binky.
* There's actually this great fanfiction where Binky ([[{{Discworld}} DEATH]]'s horse) is revealed to be Pinkie Pie's grandfather. He taught her how to move great distances in the blink of an eye (a nod to Pinkie's fourth-wall-breaking abilities). Read it [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zrhqlBhIWvq6GTd-jevamZjttyUVlSQv_8aTqZjZ_bI/edit?hl=en&authkey=CKn97pUJ# here]].
[[WMG: All ponies are born as winged unicorns]]
There are actually no different types of ponies. Specially selected and indoctrinated midwife ponies secretly remove wings and/or horns from the newborns. This is done to keep the pony-society stratified with the apparently god-like Celestia on top.
The operation also affects the growth and life-span of the ponies in a negative way.
* Alternatively, all ponies go through winged unicorn phase in utero, but then hormones/magic suppressed the development of wings, horn or both.
[[WMG: We won't see '''even one''' blacksmith before the last season of MLP:FIM]]
In a land of horses, we haven't seen one yet, even in the western town of Appleloosa. They know what anvils are (we've seen two, so far), and they know how to play a game of horseshoes, but not one character actually '''wears''' horseshoes (we have seen boots and shoes that fit over hooves, but that's it).
[[WMG: The ponies' hooves are magnetic.]]
This is why they can sometimes pick up things with their hooves, and it it also explains how Applejack was able to grab onto Twilight's hooves when she was hanging off the side of a cliff in the second episode.
* To paraphrase MysteryScienceTheater3000, "And if their hooves were metal, that would mean something."
** And their hooves are made of metal.
[[WMG: Horseshoes are used as throwing weapons.]]
Either nopony wears horseshoes anymore in lieu of advancement in footwear technology, or horseshoes are a (negative) status symbol used as punishment. Having permanent horseshoes implies one is being forced into labor to atone for a crime. Due to their aerodynamic nature, however, horseshoes are used as highly symbolic thrown weapons, perhaps associated with law enforcement or JUSTICE in general. This also elevates Applejack and Rainbow Dash's game of horseshoes into the pony equivalent of [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome a knife-throwing contest.]]
[[WMG: Ponies are elemental creatures, and we've only seen three so far.]]
Earth ponies are... just that. Pegasus ponies are air elemental. Unicorn ponies embody either Fire (the fire of intellect, the "electric" nature of magic, Twilight ''igniting'' when sufficiently frustrated...) or Aether/Void/Mana. This either leaves one gap (Water) or two (Fire and Water), depending on how catch-'em-all-y the show wants to get. Celestia and Luna don't manifest sea pony traits because they've only been seen above water, and their hind legs would become a tail and fins under. Either tallness is the "hat" for fire ponies, or like earth ponies they're not visibly magical.
* Water elemental would be those mermaid ones that the fandom seems to hate so much.
* Try the PowerTrio of body (earth), mind (unicorn), and spirit (pegasus).
* Ponies are based on the five platonic elements: Unicorns are aether, pegasi are air, sea ponies are water, earth ponies are earth (duh), and fire is represented by Zebras.
* The three races of pony are all made up of a mix two elements in varying proportions. Pegasus ponies are wind (Dash) and water (Fluttershy), earth ponies are Fire (Pinkie) and earth (AJ, or especially Big Mac), and unicorn ponies are made of sunlight (Rarity) and moonlight (Trixie).
[[WMG: Anybody and anypony are both valid in speech.]]
Rainbow Dash says "and I couldn't risk a goody four-shoes like you giving that ticket away to just anybody!". Probably a slip of the tongue that was missed, but it's perfectly possible that anybody is correct with the presence of characters like Spike, that sea serpent, that dragon in the mountain, Zecora, and Gilda. You know, not ponies. Hell, Rainbow Dash could've been accounting for the possibility that Twilight could give it to Spike.
[[WMG: Unicorns are naturally predisposed to having mental disorders.]]
Maybe it's due to utilizing magic through an appendage that's so close to their brain, but it seems like most of the unicorn cast members appear somewhat... neurotic. There are several claims of Twilight having Aspergers, Rarity being SuperOCD and even Sweetie Belle being a crayon short of a box. Even minor and background unicorns come off as a little unhinged, Snips and Snails appear slow, Trixie's a little over-dramatic and Lyra's well... Lyra.
* So, are we going with the "Pinkie pie is secretly a unicorn" one down there too, she's got a serious case of [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny ADHD]] and maybe a bit of [[TheSchizophreniaConspiracy schizophrenia]]
** Not necessarily. "All that is gold does not glitter. All that glitters is not gold." Just because Pinkie's nuts doesn't mean she's a unicorn. She's just fourth-wall-cracking-bonkers.
[[WMG: Sonic Rainbooms warp reality]]
First off, their very animation implies that they involve breaking a barrier that is not intended to be broken. Thus, the effects of pulling off such a move need to be seriously taken into consideration. They seemed simple at first when it was first seen in "Sonic Rainboom", briefly knocking witnesses out of character such as turning Fluttershy excitable and Rarity humble.
But this takes on a whole new layer of meaning in "Cutie Mark Chronicles". Applejack managed to miss the actual Rainboom and Rarity didn't behold it herself, so they were largely unaffected. Fluttershy was only minorly affected, causing her to remain calm and brave even as the other animals panicked. But then we get to later stories, and we realize that this Rainboom was directly beheld by both Twilight and Pinkie. The results? Twilight suddenly found herself tapping into an immense power she couldn't control, forcing Celestia to take her under her wings to help her. And Pinkie Pie, an otherwise normal earth pony beforehand, became the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} and borderline RealityWarper (exceeding the powers of known unicorns and pegasi) that she is today.
We were lucky the first two times. Who knows what could happen if such acts of breaking the rainbow barrier continue unchecked?
** Alternatively, this ''is'' the standard effect of breaking the rainbow barrier... But if too much of it is used, it'll reduce the world to cloying saccharinity, sapping the intellect of all ponies and destroying their individuality in the process. In addition, it will turn at least certain pegasis into earth ponies... Raibow Dash and Scootaloo first and foremost among the afflicted. If the rainbow barrier is breached too carelessly and too often... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZpurerF2HM this]] may be what Equestria reverts to!
[[WMG: Pegasus ponies don't fly with their wings]]
They fly with magic. They can extend their flight magic to things they tow(like chariots, or moving vans), so they fly with them instead of dangling below them. Part of their magic allows pegasus ponies to walk on and manipulate clouds. Their magic, their flight magic at least, comes from their wings, much like the unicorns' magic comes from their horns. That's why Rainbow Dash couldn't fly when Applejack tied up her wings.
* WordOfGod confirms that pegasus and earth ponies have magical powers. While she doesn't say that flight is magical it's a safe assumption to make.
* As an extension to this it is possible that in most cases magic is providing the lift. In those cases the wings are merely acting as stabilizers and forward propulsion. We see evidence of this in Scootaloo, who has yet to master the magic required for lift but is able to use her wings for forward propulsion. Only certain Pegasi can use magic for forward propulsion, the Wonderbolts and Rainbow Dash would be examples. This is visible as the magical trails these Pegasi leave behind.This magic might also explain the Sonic Rainboom. Ponies are not very aerodynamic, so additional magic would be used to improve the aerodynamics of the Pegasus. Additional magical force would be required as forward velocity increases to prevent the Pegasus from being shredded by air resistance. After breaching the sound barrier there is a marked decrease in air resistance, so the magical energy would need to be rapidly dissipated in the form of the rainbow explosion witnessed.
[[WMG: The reason why the Apple Clan tend to be late bloomers...]]
Cutie marks are created by a pony discovering their special talent and ''knowing'' what they want to do with their life. Members of the Apple Clan have an obvious path set out before them from birth -- but that doesn't mean they '''know''' whether or not they want to dedicate themselves to that as their life's work. That's why it generally takes so long; they're not ''sure'' yet if they want to follow the family's tradition. Apple Bloom's attempt failed because she was doing it for all the wrong reasons, having no real conviction behind her decision to help hawk apples beside earning her mark.
** Might be kind of confirmed as of "Cutie Mark Chronicles"; Applejack tried living a "sophisticated" life in the city as a filly, realized it wasn't for her, and made up her mind that she ''did'' want to carry on the family tradition after all.
[[WMG: Ponyville is a multiracial experiment.]]
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy could have spent their whole lives without meeting a single wingless pony, barely paying attention to the world under the clouds. Finding an unicorn in the wild west of Equestria is almost as difficult. But princess Celestia decided to take a small city, founded by earth ponies, and encourage immigration of both unicorns and pegasi. Ponyville is now considered a fairly unique case by sociologists and biologists alike.
* Then why didn't they know about zebras? Not to mention the xenophobia in that episode. Kind of weird for a community whose hat would be diversity.
** Zebras aren't ponies, as Twilight Sparkle said in that episode. And even a successful blend between three kinds isn't automatically ready to welc, accordingome a fourth.
* Also, we see both Earth Ponies and Unicorns in Manehattan in "Cutie Mark Chronicles".
** Yet still no pegasus.
* This theory could very well be true. Appleloosa is mostly an earth pony town, Cloudsdale is a completely pegasus city, and from what we've seen of Canterlot, it seems to have a unicorn majority, according to the ponies seen in the "At The Gala" song.
[[WMG: Dragon birth and development]]
As of ''Owls...'', we see that dragons are an infanticidal and cannibalistic species. Also, Spike is consistently referred to as a baby dragon, yet is at the same level of comprehension and cognitive development as the rest of the residents of Equestria. I suppose that, like other reptiles, dragons are able to take care of themselves nearly from birth, and they are in a constant danger of being eaten by their bigger relatives. Princess Celestia realized this and how intelligent dragons are, and so created a mutually symbiotic relationship between her students (to give them an assistant and teach them leadership skills) and baby dragons (who learn from their pony and get protection from their larger kin) to make everyone happy. Not sure what happens when Spike grows up, though. Maybe Celestia is pulling a Baron Wulfenbach, making it so the next generation of dragons is fully of friendly allies to the ponies?
[[WMG: Dragons are a dying species]]
Fluttershy mentions that she's never seen a baby dragon before and didn't even know that Dragons could ''talk.'' Clearly they are a rare and mysterious breed that are extremely uncommon. Also as evidenced by Spike young dragons are very small and vulnerable creatures that can often fall prey to larger predators including ''other dragons.'' It also seems that dragon's eggs are rare themselves, since they live so long dragons rarely breed. This is why many dragons choose to donate their eggs to Celestia and her students in order to ensure that their young reach adulthood and ensure that dragons survive and to train them to possible weed out some of the behaviors and instincts that led to them almost dying out in the first place.
[[WMG: 'Everfree' is a Pony euphemism for death.]]
Thus, the Everfree Forest is, in less gentle terms, the [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace Forest of Death]].
[[WMG: Equestria was originally founded by [[{{Precursors}} ''horses'']]]]
The ponies were created as a stunted ServantRace but something wiped out their horse masters. Princess Celestia and Luna were the [[LastOfHisKind sole survivors]].
[[WMG: The Everfree Forest is the boundary between our world and theirs]]
The Everfree Forest works just as our world works. The animals govern themselves and the water cycle actually cycles on it's own. We share common mythical creatures like cockatrices. Zecora is either a descendant of a wandering zebra, or a traveler between realms. Her African masks are relics from the human world.
[[WMG: The pony world is fantasy of a little girl]]
Think of how the clouds don't move on their own and how the animals can't fend for themselves. This is all because the little girl who dreamed up this world doesn't actually know how the water cycle, ecosystem, or seasons work. The Everfree forest contains everything that doesn't fit in with the pony fantasy, AKA reality. Everything bad, strange or unknown gets put there, along with the girl's subconscious doubts about the pony world.
* If the girl is LaurenFaust from when she was younger, then I'll agree with this 100 percent!
[[WMG: Equestrian dragons function more like intelligent animals than sentient beings. However, due to being raised by the ponies of Canterlot, Spike has developed super-intelligence.]]
In the show, we've only seen two dragons, Spike and the dragon in "Dragonshy." Spike, who is supposed to be a child, appears much more intelligent than the other one, who said at most four words and communicated with grunts and roars the rest of time. This would explain why Fluttershy [[CutenessProximity reacted the way she did]] when she first met Spike, and why she didn't know that he could talk. Because, young dragons normally can't.
* Or perhaps it's because Twilight temporarily aged him up into an adult when her power went out of control?
* It's also possible that dragons simply have a language all their own. The dragon in "Dragonshy" certainly seemed intelligent enough and displays a myriad of different complex attitudes and expressions that suggest intelligence (including sarcastic skepticism) and even tries to rationalize his actions (albeit somewhat poorly). He started communicated in the pony's tongue because he was forced to. If anything Dragons seem to be slightly ''more'' intelligent than ponies (the number of learned skills Spike alone possesses is ridiculous, and he's just a baby) as none of the ponies seem to be able to communicate with any other creature in their own tongue.
[[WMG: Unicorn Magic has something to do with [[AleisterCrowley Thelema]].]]
Twilight Sparkle, who is explicitly stated to have Magic as her special talent, has a Cutie Mark in the shape of a unicursal hexagram. Although it's also used in some old Hinduist traditions, the unicursal hexagram became popular through Aleister Crowley and Thelema.
* I though it was the image of the Elements of Harmony
** Thinking of it, this makes sense. It's a six-pointed star and we have six Elements. However, it's still a star in the shape of an unicursal hexagram.
[[WMG: Discworld science explains the sonic rainboom.]]
While only Unicorn Ponies can cast spells, Pegasus Ponies display many supernatural talents of their own, and Earth Ponies have at least their cutie marks as proof of an uncanny nature. But beyond the ponies themselves, all of Equestria appears to be a land of magic.\\
In this entry, we present evidence that the world of Equestria may in fact obey the conventional laws of physics under a {{Discworld}}-like BackgroundMagicField. An experiment realized by a young Pegasus Pony named Rainbow Dash literally brings new light on the subject.\\
A recognized property of the Discworld's BMF is that any light passing through it is slowed down until its speed becomes roughly equal to the speed of sound. As a result, any moving object breaking the sound barrier will also break the light barrier. Close and distant observers can then hear a sonic boom and see a prismatic flash, always perceived as if simultaneous with each other.\\
In the two occasions where Miss Dash created what she calls a "sonic rainboom", all witnesses described the phenomenon in terms remarkably similar to the above paragraph. We think this is solid indication that Equestria's magic may not be unlike the one studied at the Unseen University.\\
Further investigation at Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns revealed that the first of those two "sonic rainbooms" may also have caused a thaumic chain reaction within this reputed establishment. We were assured it was contained without any long-term damage.
[[WMG: The power of the Elements of Harmony are hereditary.]]
Pinkie's grandmother taught Pinkie at a young age to "Giggle At the Ghosties" as a subtle way of teaching her how to properly wield ancient power of Laughter. No word yet about what the other characters' parents have taught them.
* Twilight's parents encouraged their daughter to practice magic.
[[WMG: Everypony has a connection to one of the Elements of Harmony.]]
However, they don't always have a very ''strong'' connection to them, thus leaving the ability to wield the Elements to those who do, and who have a strong friendship with the other five strongest wielders. After all, it'd have to be an awfully ContrivedCoincidence that all six Elements of Harmony end up living in the same exact town...
* It's neither contrived nor coincidental: Recall that this universe's God-monarch walks among her people. Is it too farfetched to believe she had set up a BatmanGambit to save her little sister?
[[WMG: The Friendship Is Magic's universe's {{God}} is making sure that the main six ponies stay close.]]
It's been shown that [[spoiler:Rainbow Dash pulling off a Sonic Rainboom]] caused the other five to get their cutie marks. I bet that the FIM universe's God is keeping them snug and close so it has an Ace when things skewer to a sour side.
* Yes, her name is Celestia.
[[WMG: In Equestria, a lunar or solar eclipse would be a mind-blowing cosmic horror.]]
In the real world, the moon can be out at any time of day. Sometimes it only appears with the sun and isn't visible at all at night. But Nightmare Moon's backstory implies that in Equestria, the moon and the sun are mutually exclusive. Why? Because Luna and Celestia arranged a fixed cycle of moon and sun in order to more effectively manage the tides. Maybe they even worked out the interactions of gravitational pulls to reduce natural disasters like earthquakes or tsunamis. Maintaining the sun and moon's relative position is of the utmost importance.
Alternately, the Equestrian solar system is not heliocentric, but has spheres like Ptolemy theorized. But rather than the sun and moon being embedded in one sphere, they are both set onto a fixed path in the same sphere and circle around it like race cars on a track.
Either way, the idea of the two celestial bodies intersecting would never even occur to a resident of Equestria. If it were suggested, much less actually happen, it would blow their little pony minds.
** Alternatively, eclipses were regularly scheduled, but none happened in the last thousand years... Because they were meant as times for Celestia and Luna to get together and talk.
[[WMG: This series is actually set in the same universe as all of the previous cartoon series.]]
Since this is a franchise-wide theory, it's detailed [[WMG/MyLittlePony here]].
[[WMG: Pegasus magic is not flight, but rather InertialDampening.]]
Pegasi are not what you would call aerodynamic, and routinely pull off maneuvers that would clearly be impossible through physics alone. It's natural to imagine that their flight is boosted by a magical push, but just adding a force vector and calling it "magic" leaves a lot of the questions raised by the feats they demonstrate unanswered. One possibility that goes farther to explain what we see is that instead of adding force, pegasus magic creates a field that reduces or nullifies the mass of the pegasus and any freight that she may be carrying.
Note that cloud-walking and sculpting is not explained by this; even if a pegasus reduced her mass such that the matter of a cloud was a physical obstacle, that wouldn't make her able to pick it up and manipulate it, and at any rate the air itself would be as much of an obstacle. This also implies that the main force that a flying pegasus is struggling against is not gravity but air resistance.
Some evidence:
* Rainbow Dash's mass is at least on the same order as Applejack's, or she'd have gone flying when she tried to hoof-wrassle.
* Items hauled by pegasi appear to float, but fall plenty fast when dropped.
** If the mass does not all return instantaneously, that explains how the frog that Fluttershy dropped, not to mention Twilight Sparkle, survived "Feeling Pinkie Keen".
* Rainbow Dash, Rarity and three Wonderbolts survived a near-right angle turn at supersonic (and possibly superluminal, given the Discworld magical field theory) speed. If they were close to massless due to Rainbow Dash's magic, the extreme G-forces would not have affected them.
* Fluttershy seems to have imperfect control over this ability. In episode 2, after a burst of mass compensation when she and Rainbow Dash catch Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy undercompensates for Twilight's mass, because she's used to carrying smaller mammals. In "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", even though she couldn't gain control of her falling, she was able to reduce her mass enough that a swarm of butterflies was enough to break her fall.
* When Rainbow Dash is affected by the Poison Joak and her wings are on upside-down, she's still able to move her own weight around. This is particularly visible when she's on the floor and apparently thrust-vectoring downward into it, but it causes her to scoot across the floor as if she weighs nothing.
* The Elements of Harmony, in their aspect as big stone balls, behave as if they're very heavy when Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy carry them. Are they magic-resistant?
[[WMG: The ponies are in fact the Gods of the [[ASongOfIceAndFire Dothraki]].]]
The Dothraki believe in horse Gods, so yeah...
* Not only that, but their Gods also represent stellar objects, like the Sun, Moon, and the Stars.
[[WMG:''Supernaturals'' was originally written in Zebra, and was rather poorly translated into Pony.]]
Using the word ''supernatural'' to mean ''a super, natural medication'' is just a ''bit'' of a stretch. However, it's possible that Zebra uses the same words for ''nature'' and ''natural remedy''. Thus, somepony at some point translated a book about traditional remedies from Zebra into Pony; unfortunately, this equine had a somewhat dodgy grasp of one of the languages, with the result that ''Super Natural Remedies'' became ''Supernaturals''.
Zecora probably has a copy in the original Zebra as well, and presumably obtained a Pony copy in case she ever needed a pony to help her with some formulation.
[[WMG:Zebras also come in unicorn and pegasus forms, as well as multiple colours.]]
Zecora is simply a black-and-white earth zebra. If ponies can come in all sorts of colours, there's no reason zebras can't, so in Zecora's home country, there would be zebras with blue and pink stripes, yellow and green stripes, and every colour stripe you can make in flash. Also, some zebras have horns, and others have wings.
* While the Ponies of Equestria earn their cutie marks, the Zebra foals earn their stripes!
There is actually some circumstantial evidence for this in the show itself. Zecora has a cutie make, indicating that zebras have some facets in common with ponies. She also has quite an affinity for plants, which is generally an earth pony thing; this suggests she's an earth zebra.
** This troper always assumed this, showing a winged zebra would be weird without seeing any Earth first,anyway. Zecora is simply a non-european/american(??) pony.
[[WMG: Equestria is the result of a game of [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Homestuck Sburb]] played by ponies.]]
Celestia and Luna were the only players of said game to reach the God Tier, thus fully realizing their roles as the [[http://www.ponychan.net/chan/art/src/130481599774.png HEIR OF LIGHT and MAID OF VOID]].
* Secretly, the STEED OF TIME and SEER OF DERP are still around...
[[WMG: Four Stars are ponies who served Nightmare Moon for thousand years or they got awaken before series pilot. After Nigtmare Moon gone they got transformed or turned back back to more normal ponies . ]]
Now they wander aroud Equestria, confused and trying to make something from rest of their powers or fit in. They are not evil, but still little jerkass, they strong powers (depending what pony species). And they have Cutie Mark related to stars, moon, night, sparking or magic.
* The Great and Powerful Trixie?
** Offcourse
* Twilight's parents?
[[WMG: Related to above. Four Stars are now normal ponies, nothing indicating their hidden power and role as NM servants. ]]
They propably have normal life before NM return and after her defeat. They don't know anything about their hidden personas. They may turn into Four Stars if other evil force show up. And anypony minor or background can be one of them.
* ParanoiaFuel?
[[WMG: Also related to the above. The four stars are Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death.]]
The four horses of the Apocalypse. They are working in secret to rally all those who are faithful to Nightmare Moon, and one day raise her again.
* [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1137 You]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1145 mean]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1147 like]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1158 these]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1163 fillies?]]
[[WMG: Related to the above as well; the four stars are actually TeamFourStar.]]
[[WMG: Equestria was originally an living enviroments experiment at [[HalfLife Black Mesa]]. ]]
Equestria is a test to see if a better, more peaceful world could be bio-engineered using nano-technology to create Pony-Human-Xen hybrids. During the Resonance Cascade, the experimental ponies were transported to an uninhabited dimension with no other sentient life (thus explaining things like the Parasprites and the Everfree Forest. Equestria is no longer a Black Mesa testing facility, thus "bad" things exist to an extent.) Celestia was originally a Black Mesa employee who was given near (but not actual) god-like power for the purpose of making sure a revolt did not happen at the base. Due to the time and the transportation, she has gone insane, believing she is an actual Physical God. Thus, Half-Life 3 involves Gordon Freeman being "hired" by the G-Man to go to Equestria to snap Celestia out of her insanity in order to fulfill the G-Man's unknown plan while the Equestrian equivalent to the HECU hunt Freeman down. Half-Life 2: Episode 3 has been delayed for so long because ValveSoftware is having difficulty ending Half-Life 2's plot while beginning Half-Life 3's.
* Guess that explains all the ''{{Portal}}'' crossovers, seeing as they're the same 'verse.
[[WMG: The entire setting is the future of PeaceOnEarth.]]
In keeping with the "Equestria is Earth AfterTheEnd" theory, either a cataclysmic conventional war or a nuclear holocaust (based on whether you're counting the 1939 or 1955 versions as canon), humanity was wiped off the face of the Earth, leaving the animals to emerge from their hidey-holes and take up residence in the former human dwellings and form a new society from its remnants ("Ye shall rebuild the old wastes", says the Bible-reading owl). Fast forward through a few millennia of animal-rule and [[TheMagicComesBack the magic coming back]], and boom, you have My Little Pony. Equestria merely happens to be a settlement where horses are the dominant animals.
[[WMG: The series takes place in the same world as WesternAnimation/AdventureTime.]]
-nods to the guy who said there's not enough tie-in theories on this page- Yet another permutation of the "post-apocalyptic Equestria" theory; this time, the current setting was a result of the devastation caused by the Mushroom War. The usual "humanity was wiped out in a catastrophic nuclear war" (excepting Finn this time, of course) corollary still holds, and on top of that, whatever cataclysmic force ripped a giant chunk out of the Earth (as seen in that one orbital shot in ''Adventure Time'') also splintered the continents, separating what little life remained on the planet, and as the eons went by, the radiation and divergent evolution kicked in. On one landmass, we ended up with sentient ponies who built a new, monarchic society in the image of mankind's, while on the other, we got a weird grab-bag of inanimate objects (candy, desserts, ice, street signs...) brought to life and mutant animals forming a far looser, almost feudalistic society. Obviously, the former became Equestria, and the latter became the Land of Ooo. Ooo's weaker government and relative lawlessness are the result of their greater diversity and the disharmony that resulted from it, whereas Equestrians pretty much seem to agree on letting ponies rule everything (which may imply some degree of [[FantasticRacism pony-supremacist]] thought on the part of the ruling elite). On both sides, though, the collapse of developed civilisation brought on a return to a primitive, superstitious way of life for the new sentients of the earth, which heralded the return of [[TheMagicComesBack magic and mythical creatures]] (I say that last part as a way of pacifying those who would crucify me for implying that ponies and magic are the way they are because they're radioactive...).
* The one remaining link between the two lands is Rainicorns, who were the result of ponies who migrated from Equestria to Ooo for one reason or another, and were changed over time by the differing environment.
* The chunk missing from Ooo's planet isn't really missing, it's out of phase - and it is Equestria. It exerts enough influence on Ooo's planet to keep it acting like a real sphere, and to stop the ground collapsing in to fill the gap; but other that, that huge chunk of planet has been shifted into another plane of reality. Princess Celestia had to create a new sun for Equestria because Ooo's sun is out of phase from Equestria, (except in places like the Everfree forest, which is peripheral enough to leech off the light and warmth of Ooo). The phase-shift is precarious, and has to be actively reinforced by Princess Celestia - who is desperate to keep her realm isolated from the relative chaos of Ooo.
* Could be the same universe as RegularShow then, as WesternAnimation/AdventureTime has been theorized to be the distant future of THAT show.
* The series could also take place in the past of Adventure time, with Finn and Jake occupying what was once the Ponyville Library.
[[WMG: The reason the Everfree Forest is weird...]]
Is that it's still suffering from the battle between Celestia and Nightmare Moon. Think about it:
* The ruins in the middle were mentioned in episode 2 as being "The Princesses' old home". Playing on the WMG's that the ruins used to be the old seat of power 1000 years ago, it would make sense if Celestia and Nightmare confronted one-another there.
* That's where the objects representing the old Elements of Harmony were, at the site of the old battle.
* Taking the above into consideration, it's not impossible to imagine that when Nightmare Moon was sealed away, a massive blast of magical energy threw the surrounding area into a state where weather changed and seasons came and went without ponies. When the mane six used the Elements to defeat Nightmare Moon, they probably sent out another wave of magic, possibly extending the problem of the Everfree Forest.
[[WMG: Ponyville was originally a prison/psych ward colony.]]
It would explain it's diversity and why the ponies in town really are all crazy. All the misfits and unfavorable ponies from across Equestria get sent to Ponyville.
[[WMG: Hoofington doesn't exist.]]
[[spoiler:If Trixie had claimed to have saved a real town from an Ursa Major, eventually she would have run into somepony from that town who would know that her story is a lie. So she make up Hoofington to prevent this.]]
* Alternatively, it's one of those town names that you see pretty much everywhere you go. Like say, Springfield in the United States. That way Trixie doesn't have to specify which Hoofington she's talking about.
[[WMG: Horses and ponies are different species.]]
Everypony, including adults, are called ponies (young ponies are "little ponies"). Mules (Horse/donkey) are shown and mentioned, and Rarity acts as though they are all ugly or bad in some way. The "Yah, mule!" reference suggests mules do mostly manual labor. Unless Rarity and others are racist against biracial ponies, then horses must be different than ponies. This is backed up by the fact that IRL ponies don't talk or use tools.
[[WMG: Dragons have 3 subspiecies/races mirroring ponies.]]
They maybe have similar abilities what ponies have (plus dragons powers). Also not counting other dragonlike creatures. So we have:
* Wingless Dragons - Spike's race, maybe have some connection with ground, animals and plants.
** "Animals" like ponies, perhaps?
*** Make sense, this propably reason why Unicorns hatch windgless dragon egs and (maybe) keeping them as Familiars (if Spike is not only one)
**** Or possibly the Wingless Dragons have some sort of pact or agreement the ponies, supplying them with some of their eggs so the ponies can raise the dragons to defend them from some of the larger, nastier creatures out there. I can't imagine just what the dragons get out of this arrangement though.
** Spike is great example, he like being with ponies, he feels natural with them, he even have crush on one pony, also he is good with animals (he takes care of Flutershy pets in Dragonshy), and he treat Bloomberk as character just like AJ.
* Winged Dragons - like Red and Green ones, probably can walk on clouds and control weather.
* Horned Dragons - unseen, with some magical powers (maybe like Dragons from D&D).
Also as a bonus (if we asume that Sea Ponies are part of MLP:FiM setting)
* Water Dragons - Steven Magnet kind, they don't need to have hair.
** Alternatively, Water Dragons ARE the Dragon equivalent to Unicorn Ponies. Steven at least certainty is ''magical''...
[[WMG: Two or more of the elements of Harmony can be combined to create other good forces]]
And these forces can be used to cure the world of other evils. Of course, All of them combined creates the greatest power of them all, but these lesser powers still have their uses.
For instance:
* Kindness + Generosity = Mercy/Forgiveness
* Honesty + Loyalty = Family
* Laughter + Magic = Joy
* Magic + Kindness = Abundance
* Generosity + Honesty = Guidance
* Laughter + Generosity = Playfulness
[[WMG: What the Elements of Harmony actually DO.]]
This is something of a weird thought I had regarding the various Elements of Harmony when they're by themselves, feel free to add your own thoughts/guesses for these:
* Magic: Grants the wielder extraordinary magical aptitude, [[CaptainObvious obviously]].
* Honesty: Makes the wielder [[LivingLieDetector impossible to deceive or trick]], possibly even through magical means.
* Kindness: Grants the wielder a sort of empathy with Nature, giving them a general understanding of how ponies and other animals work and letting them communicate. This may not work if done for selfish reasons, since you can't exactly be kind if you're selfish.
* Generosity: Allows the wielder to find and/or make things easier; as you can't give gifts without either finding or making them first.
* Laughter: May allow the wielder to awaken the soul of a person; bringing joy to those who may have trouble finding it themselves.
* Loyalty: May give a general increase to the wielder's physical skills, allowing them to be there for their friends, no matter what.
I realize that I'm reaching for some of these, but these are just first draft ideas.
[[WMG: Ponies are actually born with their Cutie marks]]
But they fade shortly after birth, in the hour or so they have them, the parents are given a glimpse of their child in their prime, Then, they give their foal a name which corresponds to this vision. Since the name usually goes along with the cutie mark give or take a little (We have yet to meet a big, rude, scary pony named "Cuddles"), it's sort of a hint the parents are giving their child.
[[WMG: The thing behind the creation of Nightmare Moon was also responsible for the destruction of whatever came before Equestria.]]
In keeping with the [[After the End]] theory, before Equestria another species, be it human or something else, controlled the planet. Eventually some evil force, potentially another species, came and destroyed "Equestria". At this point, the pony species were already evolving or were spontaneously mutating due to the weapons used by this evil force. Recognizing these new species, the current holders of "Equestria" created the Elements of Harmony to give the ponies one hope should the evil return. A considerable time later, the planet has regrown under the guidance of Celestia and Luna. Evil force returns, gets pissed when it finds everything happiness and rainbows. Somehow corrupts Luna into Nightmare Moon, but this plan of course fails. The stars that aided in Nightmare Moon's escape? This evil force.
[[WMG: The universe uses a virtue system like {{Exalted}}]]
Tying in to the guesses about Elements of Harmony having inherent flaws to them as well, it could also be that having an element renders you vulnerable to an {{Exalted}}-style LimitBreak. Instead of Exalted's four virtues (Compassion, Conviction, Temperance, and Valor), this universe uses six (Friendship, Honesty, Kindness, Generosity, Laughter, and Loyalty), each with their own Virtue Flaws and Limit Breaks. Naturally, a pony that embodies an element/virtue would have the most dots in it possible, leading to some truly spectacular Limit Breaks. Just for fun, let's look at what each of the Mane Six's Elements and possible Limit Breaks could be....
* Rarity - Generosity - Give Too Much: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess The character is overwhelmed by her giving nature and proceeds to work herself to the bone in an effort to please every friend she has, regardless of her physical, mental, or emotional health.]]
* Applejack - Honesty - Unbroken Promises: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E4ApplebuckSeason The character tries too hard to keep every promise, oath, and agreement she has made, disregarding all other concerns.]]
* Pinkie Pie - Laughter - No One's Laughing With You: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E25PartyOfOne The character drops into a psychotic depression, firmly convinced that others don't actually care about her or the things she does to cheer them up.]]
* Fluttershy - Kindness - Overbearing Kindnesses: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The character becomes driven solely by the need to care for others, and to have them care for her in return, to the point where she becomes a terrifying figure of smothering over-affection.]]
* Rainbow Dash - Loyalty - Pain of Testing: The character, torn between two mutually exclusive loyalties, finds herself unable to make any decisions and flees her responsibilities.
* Twilight Sparkle - Magic - Lack of Understanding: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E15FeelingPinkieKeen The character, driven to frustration by her inability to understand the workings of something, becomes obsessed with unraveling its secrets.]]
** Rainbow Dash is the only one we haven't seen in-series. Her loyalty was tested in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E5GriffonTheBrushOff Giffon the Brush Off]], but she kept her head. All her issues have related more to her strong personality than her element.
[[WMG: The Equestrian world is flat]]
It would be impossible for eternal night to exist on a round planet, as it would be day on the other side of the planet. So the sun went down on the uninhabited underside of the world and stayed until the ponies defeated Nightmare Moon.
* Does it also rest on the back of four elephants which themselves stand on the back of a giant space turtle?
** Yes, probably. There's another theory on here that says that the speed of light has been slowed down to about the speed of sound due to the dense magical field surrounding Equestria, which explains the flash and colors in a Sonic Rainboom (Rainbow Dash managed to break both the sound barrier and the light barrier), so if this theory is probably true, why not that one?
[[WMG: Equestria is a micro planet]]
Somewhere out in space, there is a tiny meteorite capable of sustaining life... but only if it's citizens were less than an inch tall. Because of it's tiny size, the residents have to maintain the ecosystem very carefully or every time there's a sunspot, the equestrian civilization would be wiped out. Princess Celestia's job is actually extremely difficult, making sure the tiny planet gets the proper amount of sunlight without burning up.
[[WMG: Equestria is just one of 12 to 15 "nations" on the planet. Each ruled by a species based on the EasternZodiac]]
So far, we've seen at least four civilized species that can represent an animal from the EasternZodiac:
* Ponies represent the Horse obviously. There are also Mules and Zebras.
* Spike is a Dragon, plus others exist as well.
* The Diamond Dogs represent the Dog (Somewhat... They aren't the most noble example.)
* The Ox can be represented by the resident cows and the Buffalo Tribe.
Of course, this is just an extremely tiny example of what kind of "people" exist on the planet, and wouldn't really represent the entire population as a whole. They may also have their own brands of magic (distinct for each nation/species) that they use to keep the laws of physics and the planet as a whole running. The only odd duck character is Gilda the Griffon.
[[WMG: There ARE humans in Equestria, but...]]
They are cavemen proto-humans. They aren't smart enough to utilize the tools around them, They also have a natural fear instinct of anything they do not understand and live in the "wastelands" where nopony goes anyway.
[[WMG: The name "Rarity" is actually a [[OneSteveLimit very common one]].]]
The mane cast eventually finds other ponies that share that name, which would make our Rarity feel sad and begins to think that she's not special any longer. but they eventually learn that you're still a unique pony regardless of what kind of name you have.
[[WMG: "Krastos the Glue Maker" is (post your ideas): ]]
* Pony version of [[ChzoMythos Tall Man]]
* Pony version of [[SilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]
* A G1 Villain in disguise.
* A maker of [[JapaneseRanguage grues.]]
* [[SecretIdentity Chester.]]
* A CorruptCorporateExecutive at a glue making company. The glue may or may not be made from [[HumanResources ponies]].
* A {{Professional Wrestl|ing}}er.
* Pony version of SlenderMan
[[WMG: Anypony is an Element of Harmony]]
All it requires is for the pony to have a personality that fits one of the elements. However it requires very specific circumstances to use, as the pilot showed. The point is that the mane cast is not some form of [[TheChosenOne Chosen Ponies]], the entire gang could be replaced by entirely different ponies as long as there was somepony there to represent each of the specific elements.
[[WMG: Ponies lay and come from [[WhaleEgg eggs]].]]
While LaurenFaust said that Ponies are born via mammalian means, the platypus is a mammal as well and it lays eggs, so it's possible that My Little Ponies lay eggs. [[http://nyhacker.org/~sirtophat/egg.html This video also proves it.]]
* She said they reproduce by ''typical'' mammalian means. Egg laying isn't typical for mammals. Also, Lyra was merely trapped in that egg. She didn't originate from it.
[[WMG: Environmental management is Equestria's version of compulsory military service.]]
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy's regular careers are in environmental management (weather maintenance and animal care respectively), but everyone else pitches in in Winter Wrap-Up. Rarity and Pinkie Pie have regular jobs, yet they switch straight into nest-making and ice-scoring on the designated day without a second thought for what else they'd be doing that day. It seems to be taken for granted that the whole town (and probably the whole country) steps away from their usual pursuits to handle Winter Wrap-Up (and probably a few other dates throughout the year), similar to the way that some countries require all citizens to perform a few weekends of military training per year.
[[WMG: Pony magic forms a field around each pony and has similar properties to electricity.]]
Specifically, they both are strongest on angled surface. Long pointy things are used as lightning rods, because the electric energy on any surface is the strongest wherever the sharpest angle is. The sharpest angle on a unicorn would be its horn, and because it is so close to their brain, the energy interacts with their brainwaves, allowing to control it directly. The sharpest angle on a pegasus is its wings, and because of this, the majority of their magical abilities come from their wings.
* And on all ponies, the magical field around them allows them to manipulate any object they can physically touch. At the Grand Gala, we see the pianist pony play the piano, without using fingers. During the parasprite infestation, Pinkie is able to play an accordion without actually touching the keys. And on numerous occasions, we've seen ponies pick things up using only a single hoof.
[[WMG: Earth pony magic manifests as a sixth sense, which is related to their special talent.]]
It's been [[WordOfGod confirmed]] that earth ponies have a magical connection to the land, i.e. Sweet Apple Acres grows better when run by earth ponies. The reason for this is because all earth ponies have the innate ability to simply know how to use their talent best. For example, with her special talent being apple farming, Applejack's "earth sense" tells her precisely when her apples are ready to be harvested. It also tells her how to buck each apple tree so that the majority of the fruit falls into her baskets.
* Taking the above into account, this can be used to explain Pinkie Pie's "Pinkie sense." Remember, her special talent is making others happy. Most of her various twitches tell her of some sort of danger in the immediate future, and it's awfully hard for someone to be happy when they are hurt. The fact that her "earth sense" manifests as physical twitches is because, well, she's [[CloudCuckooLander Pinkie Pie]].
[[WMG: Everfree Forest LITERALLY runs itself.]]
It's an EldritchLocation and EldritchAbomination in one. Like the single tree that grew into a swamp in ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'', this one's an evil lifeform that was mutated by the same force that created Nightmare Moon. It's far-reaching eyes and ears only travel as far as the forest itself, but with a little tweaking and some zebra charms one ''could'' feasibly live within it while averting all notice, like Zecora does.
[[WMG: It's Celestia's magic that keeps nature in Equestria dependant on ponies]]
She does this to ensure that no cataclysms or predators disturb ponies' idyllic lives. But since she doesn't have the power to run everything by herself, she needs to employ regular ponies.
Everfree Forest covers the land on which Celestia doesn't suppress the nature. An example would be the castle ruins from the second episode, which clearly used to be a part of Equestria, but was abandoned by Celestia, probably because of ill memories connected with that place.
[[WMG: Gems in Equestria are actually a type of fungus.]]
They occur only a couple of inches below soft ground, which makes no geological sense, and there never seems to be a shortage of them despite the fact that dragons must eat huge amounts of them. Therefore, we can assume they're actually growing and regrowing regularly.
[[WMG: Cutie Marks are not genetic.]]
Less of a guess then an observation, but Cutie Marks don't appear to be genetic in nature so it might not be accurate to assume that somepony is related to somepony else by cutie marks alone.
[[WMG: Cutie Marks are not determined until they appear.]]
That is to say, ponies don't just find out what their special talent is, rather, they develop it when they do something they like and really put their effort into it, thus ensuring every pony will be happy with his/her cutie mark.\\
The marks often (but not always) fit their names because of outside influence, namely their families. For example, the Apple family have apple-related names and cutie marks, because they're from the beginning taught the apple farming trade and if the pony doesn't have anything in particular against doing that, they're likely to get an apple mark and continue the family business.
[[WMG: Humans and ponies both coexist on Earth in the future.]]
After ponies became an intelligent species due to science, they were kept for scientific experiments for a while, and some were used as unpaid servants. After the Supreme Court ruled that ponies were free American citizens, they lived that way for a while, but many were not happy. Thus, some land was purchased and was offered to the ponies as a place to live free of human society. Some ponies accepted, and Equestria was born. It still contains some elements of the world that spawned it, as the ponies learned everything about civilization from humans. They replicated various great cities and structures, such as the Statue of Liberty, but with a pony theme of course. The ponies also do some trade with the outside world, but not much. For example, in Episode 15, Twilight is clearly using present-day equipment to run tests on Pinkie Pie, but most technology can be replaced by magic, which the ponies were created with, and still maintain the ability to use. As new intelligent species are created (like the smart buffalo, dragons, or smart zebras), some move to Equestria, which can lead to a lot of tension before they are accepted into society. The Everfree Forest is simply a boundary that was planted to separate the rest of the world from Equestria, and part of the original deal was that they weren't allowed to manipulate it, or any area past it, with magic. All ponies are still aware of humans, but most don't know just how dominant they are, assuming they are just another of the intelligent races, which explains why humans haven't been mentioned.
There, we have a reasonable, but non-scary, origin story.
[[WMG: Equestria is a [[FadingSuns Shantor]] reservation]]
Specifically one where the Second Republic performed genetic experiments on the population. Fortunately their jumpgate was sealed before the Fall and they're still [[LostColony Lost]].
* As a result of the experiments all Equestrians are psychic to some degree, though generally only unicorns can perform any powers other than basic Soma.
** Cutie marks are their version of Stigmas.
** Cutie mark failure insanity syndrome is a LighterAndSofter form of Urge.
* The reason the ponies need to micromanage every aspect of the environment is because the terraforming machinery is failing.
[[WMG: In Equestria, female is the dominant gender.]]
Equestria is a [[LadyLand Lady Land]] society not run by males, but by females. All of the political leaders are not female because a princess is glamorous, but because a conservative Pony belief is that the females are more suited for leadership roles. That's why the show focuses on a strong female cast of characters- within the realms of their society, they would function as a male roles. In a similar vein to the novel, Egalia's Daughters, the men become "masculists," as opposed to real-life feminism. They've worked their way up into equal standing with the females, but some conservative ways are still around, such as the sparkley atmosphere.
[[WMG: The secret to pony magic is that keratin, the material hair and horns are made of is an excellent conductor of it.]]
What are feathers made of? Mostly keratin. What are manes and tails made of? Keratin. What are horns made of? Keratin with a bone core. Now, bone is also a good conductor of magic, which strengthens a pony's skeleton (which explains how a pony like Applejack was able to fall 40 feet several times, landing on her head or rump without breaking her neck or spine). This also allows ponies to use PrehensileHair to some effect. This also allows pegasi to wield some form of magic in their wings and coats, and also explains why ponies can use things that seem to require hands with their hooves.
[[WMG: Equestria is actually a highly militarized society, but they specialize more in non-lethal methods.]]
Despite Celestia practically being a living god, she has a very hooves-off approach to any dangers that affect the world, trusting the ponies themselves to deal with their own problems. The reason they can deal with a rampaging dragon, without resorting to the medieval method of just slaying it, is because they've been receiving covert training their entire lives. Training so covert, that even the trainers (read as, the adult ponies) don't even know they're giving it. Young ponies are encouraged to find their own special talent, whatever it may be, and once it's discovered, the Cutie Mark appears. This mark is both easy identification ("A rainbow lightning bolt. That's Rainbow Dash.", for example) and an easy way to tell just what the pony's talent is, ("She can fly very fast.") Part of the training is recognizing when a specific talent is needed. Combining the three, one can easily determine just who, and what, to look for to solve it. Part of this training is the focus on finding nonviolent, peaceful methods of resolving a problem; diversion, persuasion, compromise.
With this training, and sort of military, in place, Equestria's means of defense is exactly where it belongs; in the hooves of the average pony, who, without knowing, have been conditioned and trained to know exactly who to go to and what to in the context of any given emergency.
[[WMG:It's AllJustADream...]]
...Of a poor RealLife mare mistreated by her owner, made to live in squalor, perennially sick and dirty...
...Her only escape being her dreams of Equestria, a place where horses run free with no oppressive humans in sight, and she herself is a beautiful princess.
[[WMG: G4 is set years after G4]]
Possibly a ParallelUniverse with several key differences (no Applejack, possibly no humans, etc), or a retconned version of the Pony timeline whether neither G3 nor G2 happened. There are several relations to G1, which can be seen in the ShoutOut/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic page. Cheerilee (and Rarity probably) lived in the Pony version of TheEighties, and G1 was very eighties right down to EightiesHair. Twilight's mom apparently appears to be an aged version of Twilight, and the Spa Twins are older versions of newborn Ponies from G1.
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[[WMG: Fluttershy is a descendant of or part Flutter pony.]]
Her name reflects this (maybe her parents know and are proud of their heritage). Her cutie mark also reflects this, and considering how cutie marks and names are such an integral part of a pony I don't think this is much of a stretch. Other supporting facts include the butterflies' attraction to her and general affinity for animals/nature. Perhaps she is 'bad' at flying because her genes make her wings more delicate like those of flutter ponies and unsuited for the rigorous or just different Pegasi school of flying. Her build as a young pony could also be due to this or being slightly older than the rest of the main characters.
* Supported in the Cutie Mark Chronicles; Fluttershy turned into a much better flier after seeing how butterflies did it.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is actually Nightmare Moon.]]
The Grand Galloping Gala (clearly going to be the season finale) will serve as Nightmare Moon's reintroduction to society, having been rehabilitated off-screen for the majority of the season. But over the course of the episode it will become apparent that, despite her best efforts, she doesn't really get what it means to be friendly, and clearly doesn't have what it takes to rule alongside her sister, who's gotten tired of presiding over both day and night. So, in order to teach her the values of friendship, Princess Celestia will (mostly) depower her, wipe her memory, and send her back in time...as Twilight Sparkle.
[[WMG: Rarity is a Time Lord.]]
She is the [[TheNthDoctor regeneration]] of Rarity from ''[[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/videos/movies/mlp-movie-the-runaway-rainbow The Runaway Rainbow]]''. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are Time Lord regenerations of their namesakes, too. All three are just as eccentric as [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]].
[[WMG: Okay then. Scootaloo and ''Fluttershy'' are [[DifferentAsNightAndDay related]]]]
Because seriously, [[RuleOfCute that'd be adorable]].
* Impossible. FS would recognise her sister/cousin/whatever, but in The Stare Master it's as if they've never met.
** They could be unaware that they're related.
** (Looks up G3 Scootaloo's cutie mark) Hmmmm, that might be something.
[[WMG: Scootaloo was actually adopted by Rainbow Dash's family and thus has no blood relation with Dash.]]
[[WMG: Twilight is actually [[{{Touhou}} Patchouli Knowledge]] in an alternate universe where most (if not all) youkai are pony youkai.]]
Let's take a look at the similarities, shall we? Both are purplish, both enjoy reading and studying to such an extent that other things like social skills (Twilight) or physical health (Patchouli) have fallen by the wayside, both can almost always be found in the libraries they call home, both are skilled in a wide variety of magic, both are a bit [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]], and so forth.
* So would Spike be Koakuma, then?
** Sure, let's go with that.
[[WMG: Alternatively, Twilight is a cross between Patchouli and Marisa.]]
Both of Twilight's dresses for the Grand Galloping Gala had astronomy motifs and Marisa's spell cards also have an astronomy motif. Both are able to copy other characters spells. And, in ''Touhou Soccer 2'', Marisa's Mentor Mima has a variation of "Master Spark" called "Twlight Spark".
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash and the unicorn from ''SugarWiki/RobotUnicornAttack'' are related in some way.]]
Either Rainbow Dash is the daughter of the unicorn (Firefly is the mother?), or the unicorn is Rainbow Dash turned cyborg after a horrible crash.
* Or a night of heavy partying.
* Given the unicorn's mane coloration, more adult build and horn, it's more likely that the robot unicorn is related to Celestia. (Now I'm getting plot bunnies about it being her king/prince/whatever after a near-death experience, rebuilt using unknown-to-Equestria technology, trying to return to her side.)
** So, more Steve Austin or Annakin Skywalker, you think?
*** The Robot Unicorn was a scientist in clouds dale trying to create the legendary "Double Rainbow" but could not get the desired effect through tradition methods so he began ingesting the pure rainbow liquid so he could create the double rainbow himself. Over exposure caused a genetic mutation that was passed to his daughter Rainbow Dash explaining why she has the unique ability to leave that trail of rainbow in her wake. While Dash turned out stronger from the experience before her father became a twisted pile of pony wreckage. In an attempt to save his life he was encased in magic armor. Unfortunately the experience drove him mad he ran away into the wilds of Equestria. Rainbow was too young too remember this. He will then return to wreak havoc on those who's lives he once sought brighten. Leading to this confrontation
* So RU is a member of the science team that created PowerRangersSPD?
-->'''RU''': Celestia never told you about your father\\
'''RD''': She told me enough she told me YOU KILLED HIM\\
'''RU''': NO, Rainbow Dash I AM YOUR FATHER\\
'''RD''': NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (alt: [=OhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGosh=])
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is an intern for some sort of government agency.]]
She receives direct correspondence with higher government, is well studied in a variety of magic, to the point of being an elite "mage." She is sent on direct assignment, and she is ordered to make strong connections out in a backwater country town. If a government agent ever needed to lay low, a town like that would be a haven. She somehow has knowledge of magic that can temporarily alter and change a cutie mark, which is a highly personal marking that could be used to positively identify individuals. Knowledge of such magic would not be so odd if it weren't for the strong personal connections to a cutie mark; nopony would EVER want to change their cutie mark unless they had a direct need to. she has an almost adept skill in teleportation, which no other unicorn has been observed doing, and she is likely highly educated, having taken the equivalent to some level of college education at a prestigious university. She has the credentials, the skills, the connections, and the orders.
* She's not skilled enough; she's still learning her magic, and it takes her a lot of effort to pull feats such as quieting down the Ursa [[spoiler: Minor]] and changing a cutie mark. But perhaps when she grows older, stronger and more skilled, she could qualify.
* From her cutie mark story, Celestia runs a magic school. After Twilight demonstrated that she was really powerful & it would be dangerous if her powers went out of control, Celestia took her in as her personal student.
** also note that as a Celestias protegé, she seems to have been given some authority of her own, was personally requested to take care of the dragon on "dragonshy" (wich this troper thinks would normally require a militar intevention or... a specialized agent, also see the mayor's WMG right below), and in "a bird on the hoof" she seem to have enough authority to give the royal guards an order(told the guards fluttershy was an authorized subject on the party) and being given status reports(philomena's dissapearance and once again, the dragon on "dragonshy")
[[WMG: In "Applebuck Season," at least a few of the times that Twilight showed up to talk to Applejack were hallucinations.]]
The example I was thinking of was when Twilight used a series of TeleportSpam to maintain a conversation with Applejack, when it would have probably taken a lot less energy and time to simply walk alongside Applejack and continue the conversation that way. The hallucinations were simply AJ's mind being so exhausted that her subconscious was conjuring up a reasonable authority figure to convince her to rest. And if that one was a hallucination... why not others?
[[WMG: Applejack is made of Dark Matter.]]
How else could she be heavy enough to launch Rainbow Dash into the stratosphere, regardless of how tired she was?
[[WMG: So what will the Cutie Mark Crusaders' talents be?]]
* Apple Bloom: Will turn out to have a GreenThumb and really enjoy gardening.
** On the other hand, every time she shows up, she has a stealth sequence. Ends up as the rogue of their adventuring party.
** As of ''Show Stoppers'', Bloom seems to be developing into the fix-it pony with a side of TeamMom. She practically rebuilt, repainted, and cleaned out the clubhouse all by herself and seemed perfectly cheerful doing it.
* Scootaloo: A racer. May end up idolizing Rainbow Dash.
* Sweetie Belle: A mediator who may discover her talent when faced with the Cutie Mark Crusaders potentially breaking up when one of her friends gets her mark before the other two, prompting jealousy from the other.
** She has a knack for singing. Bard, for sure, probably also the face and team leader because of her calm demeanor.
[[WMG: Fluttershy has serious psychological issues but refuses to take her meds]]
I have serious doubts that Fluttershy is not on a very serious cocktail of psych meds. The numerous times she has seriously flipped out and turned from being sweet, gentle Fluttershy to one of the scariest and most dangerous pony you could ever meet is my proof of this claim.
* I don't think so. I think Fluttershy is just a pony who keeps her frustration in, and then sometimes it explodes. A fairly common thing.
** Twice.
*** [[http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/Whackjood/LOVEME.png Can we just call this one confirmed?]]
* This is more a case of Fundamental attribution error. The times Fluttershy has flipped out have either been due to imminent mortal danger to her friends, or being placed in an extremely stressful situation. Everyone's behaviour changes in those situations, especially since because of her shyness Fluttershy's personality tends to be muted. (She's actually got a really cunning sense of humour, but it only comes out in situations where she feels really comfortable for example)
** While I don't think she is on any sort of medication, I do believe she has psychological issues; namely, abandonment issues. Think about it: besides her many animal friends, the other 5 ponies of the main cast are probably the only friends she has. So of course she'd be very protective of them (as seen in "Dragonshy") or protective of their siblings (as seen in "Stare Master"). At Ponyville, when not with her friends, Fluttershy is with her animal friends, so everything's fine. But at the Gala, away in Canterlot, she can't seem to befriend any of the animals there, despite trying many times, and so starts to go a little crazy, fearing that she'll be all alone, again. These issues most likely stem from the fact that she is a rather poor flier, and since pegasi are very proud of that ability, she was looked down upon, possibly even by her own parents! Upon finding out about the wonders of the forest and the grounds under the sky and Cloudsdale, she says that she "never wanted to go back to Cloudsdale ever again". (Cutie Mark Chronicles)
** Whatever happened to good old-fashioned Anxiety disorder?
[[WMG: Spike is a stealth AudienceSurrogate.]]
Expanding on the [[Fridge/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic fridge entry]] regarding the Gala and Spike's response (he claims not to enjoy such "frilly, frou frou nonsense", yet giggles excitedly when the others are out of earshot), Spike's personality resembles a typical male viewer of the show. He snarks about the characters, doesn't want to be involved in fashion or other girly stuff, and all around feels out of place. Yet it's clear that he has a lot of fun as a whole, and wouldn't have anything any other way.
* On the other hand his reaction may stem from the fact that just because he doesn't want to go to the Gala doesn't mean he doesn't want to be ''invited.'' His reaction to the gala is pretty much that of a littler brother having to hear about his sister's upcoming slumber party, sure he might not want to be there for the whole thing, but that doesn't mean he wants to be totally excluded either. The rest of this is a dead-on description of the male PeripheryDemographic though.
[[WMG: Fluttershy actually is the world champion at "Shh."]]
[[WMG: Fluttershy has Haōshoku Haki]]
This is the driving force behind The Stare
[[WMG: Twilight has a very mild form of AspergerSyndrome.]]
Not the usual stereotype that is usually portrayed, but she did seem a tad "off" in certain episodes. She has a wealth of knowledge, especially on magic, but at the same time she seems socially naive. In "Look Where You Sleep", she needed a reference guide on how to throw her very first slumber party, and "Boast Busters", she had some trouble predicting other ponies' reactions (She assumed that they would hate her for using magic to show-up Trixie). Perhaps the main reason why she didn't have friends aside from Spike before moving to Ponyville was that she simply didn't "get" other ponies. Keep in mind, she's still fairly confident in what she does and acts fairly normal otherwise, but how much could it be behavior learned through books and lessons rather then actual pony-to-pony interaction?
* As someone with Aspergers, I can vouch for this one, as that's a pretty good description of what it's like to have it.
** Of course everyone is a little atypical, but she does have a very polite, somewhat authoritative and very businesslike way of speaking, even with her friends. Addressing everyone like you're at a business meeting is certainly a somewhat autistic trait. I doubt anyone would ever bother to diagnose her as such though, some of the others have issues that cause them far more distress (though you never know, she might have been far worse as a child and had some really good child development Pony help her get over most of her issues).
** Considering that she has a goddess as a personal teacher, It wouldn't be surprising if Princess Celestia had a degree in foal psychology in addition to raising the sun and moon.
* I don't think she is. I think she's just socially awkward, which is different than Asperger's.
* On a related note: It's been suggested that Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie are also AmbiguouslyAutistic, the former due to her extreme shyness around other ponies combined with her "freaky" knowledge of animals and sewing, the latter for being hyperactive and confusing others with her thought processes. However, I find it highly unlikely that all three of them are on the autistic spectrum.
** Those have never convinced me, as neither seem to have any issues with social empathy (Pinkie is outright perceptive sometimes). Being shy or weird does not a developmental disability make, they're a matter of personality rather than ability (where as Twilight is socially confident and very polite, yet still makes very basic mistakes in her interaction with others). And it ''does'' annoy me when freaky knowledge of a subject is proof of autism. I have (according to my friends) freaky knowledge of obscure sexual fetishes, world theology and the finer points of Nobodies in Kingdom Hearts (and, ahem, learning disorders/disabilities), none of which seem to fit any overall theme or perfectly complement my everyday personality either.
[[WMG: Rarity's accent is fake.]]
The ability to change yourself into a better person by clever accessorizing is a key part of her character, and there is evidence behind it. Many people have noticed that her accent vanishes when she sings, and during her mental breakdown it goes all over the place. Her sister doesn't seem to share it either.
* This is almost necessarily true. Her accent is known as a Trans-Atlantic or [[https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_English Mid-Atlantic accent]], which simply does not occur in nature. It can develop if you spend a lot of time living in both the eastern American seaboard and in various parts of Europe, but most commonly it is taught specifically as a way to sound high-class.
** A continuation from this idea. We will meet her parents, and they will have some painfully hick accent that she's desperately tried to escape from.
* Highly likely, given that Sweetie Belle doesn't share the accent.
* [[http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Kazumi-Evans Keep in mind Rarity has a song actress]]
** She can't do an accent? Then again, people often lose their accents when singing.
* Rarity mainly lacked her accent as a Filly, when at that age your accent should more-or-less be set. She also looses her accent ''way'' too much to not be intentional.
[[WMG: At least one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders will obtain her mark accidentally.]]
As in she won't obtain it while trying out random things to 'force' her talent out, but simply while doing something she likes and enjoys. The way Twist earned her mark without intending to in "Call of the Cutie" was {{Foreshadowing}}. This will naturally cause tension with her friends, as she won't be able to explain to them ''how'' she got it in a way they can easily mimic, making them think she's holding out on them.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash is [[{{Expy}} Sonic The Hedgehog]]]]
A little less experienced though, I'd imagine Rainbow Dash is what Sonic would be like at 12 years old, she has the 'tude' well and truly going, and a grossly obese ego, she LOVES speed and has loads of energy, despite this she can actually be quite lazy sometimes, she can be a bit of a jerk but can actually be really sweet, hopefully she won't develop the same tendency towards narm.
There are some differences that make me think of her as a younger version of Sonic, though.
* Does this make Scootaloo Tails? Applejack Knuckles? Pinkie Pie Amy Rose? Rarity Rouge? Sweetie Belle Cream?
* Now you have me wondering what would happen if she got her hooves on the Chaos Emerands
[[WMG: Apple Bloom will work with Rarity on something.]]
"Show Stoppers" hints that she has a knack for designing and organizing, talents Rarity can appreciate and put to good use. This could easily help Apple Bloom discover her cutie mark, though this could just as easily be set ''after'' she discovers her ability, as that could bring it to Rarity's attention.
This could also cause either Applejack or Sweetie Belle to develop a bad case of GreenEyedMonster: Applejack might feel slighted that her baby sister is spending so much time with Rarity instead of with ''her'', while Sweetie Belle idolizes her sister and could get upset that Apple Bloom's getting to help while ''she's'' not allowed.
[[WMG: Applejack's parents are deceased.]]
This is on the tragic side, true, but it would explain why Granny Smith is staying with three grandchildren. They're her closest remaining kin. (Assuming that Applejack's aunt Brown Betty is Smith's child-in-law's sister, rather than her daughter.)
* Considering that Applejack warns Apple Bloom that she'll "tell Big Macintosh" on her in "Bridle Gossip," and that when Applejack is leaving home in "Cutie Mark Chronicles," only Big Mac and Granny Smith are there to see her off (and welcome her home), I think this is a fairly safe assumption; the Apple parents are, at least, out of the picture.
[[WMG: Sweetie Belle has Dyspraxia.]]
She's clumsy and disorganized for a start, with poor attention to detail (forgetting to wash her paintbrush, sewing a costume with five legs, not knowing what a dressform does even though she must have seen her sister use one...). She's also prone to forgetting things people told her five seconds ago, along with being generally slow to catch on to what exactly is going on. She also has a tendency to wander off alone and let the others talk, and is often found daydreaming. Despite all this however she obviously isn't stupid, just... not quite processing the world around her.
* Simpler explanation for all that: She's a child.
** And the others seem much older than her, despite all appearing the same age. One of the easiest diagnostic criteria for Dyspraxia is falling behind their peers and remaining infantile in terms of physical and cognitive development. I've got dispraxia and she reminds me of me as a child, and as she's such a lovely character it's nice to think she could be a role model to other kids.
*** WordOfGod says that ponies develop faster physically than mentally; the core cast members are all roughly the same age and physically mature, but range from a mental age of 12 to 17. Sweetie Belle doesn't need to have a diagnosable disorder to wind up on the low end of the curve for her age.
*** I'm going out on a limb and say that the reason why they mature physically faster than mentally is that they live in an idealized environment. Because they haven't been exposed to the problems that plague human society, they lack the life experiences that would force maturity. Essentially, ponies live a sheltered existence. Just look at the way they freak out over natural processes like weather not being controlled or animals taking care of themselves.
** Well they are all clearly adults (holding down jobs and living alone) and they're much harder to diagnose, as the natural formation of personality through life experience and the compensation for difficulties obscures such natural disabilities. Kids have less influences, so the effects are much easier to isolate. Of course you make a good point in that though their development is ''comparable'' to humans it is ''distinct'', so unless we have a episode where we're able to watch her trying to catch a ball, doing large amounts of handwriting and looking at triangles on a sheet of paper in comparison to large numbers of her peers diagnosing her is impossible. Still from a simple comparison to Scootaloo and Apple Bloom she is on the low end of the curve, and it doesn't appear to be due to raw intelligence.
[[WMG: Spike is a young [[DragonBall Eternal Dragon]]]]
Because why not?
* It's possible he may grow up to be an eastern-styled dragon given his lack of wings and affinity for mustaches.
* In "Party of One" it looks like Spike is able to fly (or at least float or levitate) even though he doesn't have wings, another thing usually associated with eastern dragons.
[[WMG: Spike's species imprint on the first living thing they see when they hatch.]]
In Spike's case, it's possible that he's imprinted onto unicorns, such as his closest friend, Twilight. Hence why he also has a near-obsessive crush on Rarity (another unicorn). He's been wired to see unicorns as potential mates.
* Also, it could be assumed that the first living thing Spike saw was either Twilight or Celestia. Twilight may even be more probable since Celestia is a Unicorn ''Pegasus''.
* As of "Cutie Mark Chronicles", we get confirmation that Twilight probably ''was'' the first creature Spike saw - hell, she was the one who hatched him!
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle likes Applejack and Fluttershy more than she likes Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, or Rarity.]]
In the episode "The Ticket Master," Twilight thinks aloud to Spike about what to do with her tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. During the monologue, we see images over her head representing what she's contemplating, and she is concerned that if she gives away both of her tickets instead of keeping one for herself, she would still have three disappointed friends.
The three ponies that she imagines pouting or crying when they get the bad news are (from left to right) Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity. That means her first thought is to give the tickets to Applejack and Fluttershy, suggesting she likes them better than the others.
I would call this a visual FreudianSlip, and that Twilight Sparkle is unaware of this, herself (and Spike, who didn't see what the audience saw, doesn't realize it either).
* This was only the third episode, and it's really a nice bit of realism. Applejack and Twilight did the most amount of bonding in the pilot, and Twilight is obviously impressed by Fluttershy's easy defeat of the manticore as she references it in Dragonshy. She might have identified with their motives a little more as well, scholarly interest and improving their business. (As opposed to showing off, showing off, and giving themselves diabetes.)
* Applejack's reason--replacing Granny Smith's hip--is pretty close to being objectively the best reason, and she did have first dibs on her side. This explains Twilight's line when she becomes upset at Applejack's pie-bribery attempt later: "In fact, I'm less sure now than I was this morning!"
[[WMG: Fluttershy's [[DeathGlare Stare]] is magical in nature.]]
When Twilight got stoned in Stare Master, her posture implied it happened instantly or near-instantly. This was not the case with Fluttershy. Thus, her Stare gives her some sort of resistance to that sort of thing.
* Or cockatrice petrification attacks the target's spirit. Twi was caught by surprise, while Fluttershy was prepared and was thus able to exert her will against the cockatrice and drag it into a psychic duel.
[[WMG: Sweetie Bell's special talent is something godlike.]]
Celestia and Luna's cutie marks match their ability to control the sun and moon, which implies that doing those things are their special talents. Thus, there is precedent for ponies having such talents.
* It's been heavily hinted at that Sweetie Belle's special talent is singing. Doesn't sound that godlike to me. (Unless you consider the Muses...)
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle controlled the stars that aided in Nightmare Moon's escape.]]
If we assume that Twilight is being trained to become a goddess herself, she may unconsciously be controlling those particular stars with her worries. Nightmare Moon would have never been freed had Twilight not worried so much and done what Celestia told her.
[[WMG: Twilight learned how to teleport from Nightmare Moon]]
The first time we see her teleport, she states that she didn't know she was doing it. A Dog and Pony Show implies that she can copy any spell she sees. In part 2 of the pilot, Twilight jumps into Nightmare Moon's whirlwind just before it teleports away in a similar manner as how Twilight teleports later. It's also possible she didn't realize she could copy spells yet, which explains why she was surprised she could teleport.
* The first time we see her teleport is when she fakes out Nightmare Moon (in a moment of understated brilliance). So no.
* She said she doesn't know how she does it, not that she didn't know she could. This suggests that teleportation is the one spell Twilight can perform instinctively, much as Rarity can instinctively cast the gem-finding spell while Twilight had to learn it.
** perhaps it was more of a latent hability, inherited by one of her parents(personally, this troper thinks by her mom, go see the WMG about her mom)
[[WMG: Everything that happened in Sonic Rainboom was exactly according to Rarity's plan]]
She realized Rainbow Dash wouldn't be able to pull of the titular move unless the life of her friend depended on it, so she had to ensure that without Dash pulling off the Sonic Rainbow, Rarity would die. Hence why she made sure she was the one to be given wings with Twilight's spell, why she went on a massive ego trip upon arriving in Cloudsdale (joining the Best Young Flyers Competition out of the blue would've raised too many eyebrows), why she pulled an Icarus, and why she kicked the Wonderbolts out of commission when they came to her rescue. It was all part of her brilliant plan.
* Since she couldn't be sure that Rainbow Dash would be able to pull it of, calling this a ''brilliant'' plan is [[{{Understatement}} somehow inadequate]].
** GambitPileup? There's no guarantees that she could get up to Cloudsdale, get herself entered in the tournament, or that her wings would burn up (if that even WAS part of her plan). I think it was more along the lines of, she entered the contest to help her friend shine, she took so long in the dressing booth because she only knows how to make herself look fabulous, and really needed to try looking as she does. It may also be that when she flew up, all she was planning to do was pretend to feint, counting on RD's loyalty to come save her. The wings disintegrating may not have been part of her plan, and the entire thing felt like some kind of IndyPloy from the time she agreed to enter the contest.
[[WMG: Gilda and Rainbow Dash had a romantic thing in flight school.]]
Which probably ended when Rainbow Dash got booted out, or never did end. I just get the vibe that Gilda thinks of Rainbow Dash as more than a friend.
* I'm amazed this wasn't already on here. No one wants to see WMG taken over by pairings (because, let's face it, it could go on for ''pages'') but it's certainly more valid than most ships.
** Another possibility is that Gilda has a crush on Rainbow Dash, but never said anything. That also expalins why she hates Pinkie Pie so much: She thinks Her and Rainbow are in a relationship and naturally wouldn't be happy with it. This also explains why Gilda looks down on everypony but Rainbow.
* Going on from that idea, Gilda was bullied at flight school too and her attachment to Rainbow grew from that. She has the same massive chip on her shoulder as Rainbow does only much more worse, and is pointlessly aggressive to everyone save her. Makes me wonder if they didn't have some kind of 'You and me against the world, screw the system, not gonna get us' kind of thing going, and that Rainbow might not have returned the feelings back then out of simple camaderie and desire for affection. The problem is that Rainbow Dash has since acquired some actual character development and realised the whole world ''isn't'' out to get her, and that she doesn't have to project this bitch queen persona to defend herself (within reason, this is Rainbow 'I'm awesome, yay me' Dash). Unfortunately Gilda... hasn't.
[[WMG: Spike is somehow related to ''SpyroTheDragon''.]]
Ancient ancestor maybe? With the events of the spyro games taking place long after the ponies too, have been wiped out as the humans were before them?
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash's canon pet will be a three-toed sloth.]]
Not only this would be hilariously ironic, but the relationship would be similar to Johnny and Plank's from EdEddNEddy, except far less creepy due the sloth just being really, REALLY slow instead of.....[[CompanionCube a non-living inanimate object]].
* Sloths aren't native to equestria, besides, a turtle would be 20 percent cooler.
[[WMG: Fluttershy wanted to be a dressmaker when she was younger.]]
Based on one fact alone, Fluttershy's FREAKY knowledge of sewing. Fluttershy lived all of her blank flank life up in Cloudsdale and only got her cutie mark when she came to visit Rainbow Dash (and Ponyville by extension) and saw all the cute woodland creatures.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle and Trixie are related]]
In "Cutie Mark Chronicles", we see Twilight's parents. Note the physical similarities between Twilight's dad and Trixie, specifically their coat colors and cutie marks. Perhaps Twilight and Trixie are siblings?
* Or perhaps Trixie is Twilight's aunt and OlderThanSheLooks. (Obviously, Twilight's dad doesn't like talking about her because of the whole using-magic-to-trick-people thing.)
* Twilight's parents go through a very harsh divorce, and in a very convoluted and spiteful custody battle, Celestia steps in and rules neither parent should have Twilight after how they acted, taking Twilight in as her own. Later, Twilight's dad remarries and has Trixie. They are half-siblings.
** Trixie looks older than Twilight, maybe it was the other way around and Trixie's mom was their dad's first wife. And Trixie was raised solely by her mother which explains a few things.
* If Twilight and Trixie are related, they're probably cousins. It's the easiest possibility and most probable out of what's been mentioned on the merit that it doesn't have any unpleasantness. This is a kid's show, after all.
* Okay, one more time: Trixie's cutie mark does NOT involve a crescent moon in any way. It's a magic wand trailing sparkles. There is no reason to believe they have any relation whatsoever.
** Neither does Twilight's. Hers is a big red 6-point star with sparkles all over it. You must be thinking of Luna.
*** no, he was referring to Twilight's dad, whose cutie mark is a pair of crescent moons.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle's Progeny will be ''extremely'' important for Ponykind in the future]]
During the second part of the pilot, Nightmare Moon, [[EvilGloating at the cusp of victory]] said "You will never see your Princess, '''or your Sun again!'''" Obviously she meant the [[BuffySpeak bright shiny thingy in the daytime]]... ''[[OrIsIt Or was she?]]'' What if that "U" was in fact an "O"? Being something akin to a PhysicalGod in the first place, Nightmare Moon, and of course Celestia, could concievably be able to look into potential futures, if not at will, then at least for the big things.
* Well Spike is already practically her son.
** And a dragon, making him potentially ''very'' powerful once he's grown up a bit.
** Each of the Mane cast will have a foal (With Rainbow Dash having a son to incorporate the male demographic) and they will inherit their mother's element of Harmony to defeat a great evil.
[[WMG: Twilight's parents are the type to get into "my honor student can beat up your honor student" fights.]]
It's not that they don't love and support Twilight. It's just that when your daughter is apprenticed to the local equivelent of God, it's hard not to brag. "Mommy, why is Daddy telling the neighbors to 'suck it'?" "For great justice, Twilight. For great justice."
* That's assuming they're not still in therapy from being turned into potted plants.
[[WMG: The plants (and possibly the pots) that Twilight's parents were turned into symbolize things about them.]]
[[WMG: (Spoilers for "The Cutie Mark Chronicles) [[spoiler:Rainbow Dash wasn't the reason the rest of the mane six got their cutie marks. Rather, it was...]]]]
[[spoiler:The bully who didn't crash into a pillar. Rainbow Dash wouldn't have made her first Sonic Rainboom if she hadn't had to beat him.]]
* [[spoiler:It was both of the bullies. If they hadn't been making fun of Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash wouldn't have needed to stand up for her.]]
** [[spoiler:No, it was Rainbow Dash. If she hadn't stood up for Fluttershy, the race wouldn't have happened in the first place.]]
*** [[spoiler:Actually, it was Fluttershy. If she hadn't been there, she wouldn't have been made fun of by the bullies.]]
**** [[spoiler:Really, it was summer flight camp. If it hadn't existed, all the pegasi there would've been in different places.]]
[[WMG: Twilight's teleportation has latent time travel effects.]]
In ''The Ticket Master'', when Twilight is chased by the mob of earnest ponies, it is roughly mid to late afternoon. When she teleports spontaneously, she arrives in her library at night time. Granted she had no direct control over that teleport, so this could mean two things:
* Her teleportation can also, with focus she is currently incapable of, be used as a form of time travel separately from distance.
* The longer distance a teleport is, the more effort it takes and the more time passes between the teleport.[[hottip:*: For instance, teleporting short distances as seen in ''Applebuck Season'' yields negligible dilation, perhaps 1*10^-1122 minutes or less per foot. When teleporting longer distances, the dilation compounds, say on the Fibonacci numbers. In which case a mile would be roughly one hour and forty minutes of dilation, meaning if it were 19:30, easily plausible for that daylight in the spring or summer time, it would be 21:10 when she arrived at the library assuming it was exactly one mile away. If it were one mile and one foot... two hours and forty three minutes. It should be noted, however, that the effect could easily be nullified by using multiple jumps in quick succession. The one mile traveled in two jumps rather than one will take less than a second, not counting the pause between the first and second jump.]]
** Hey, [[FridgeBrilliance maybe this is why she hasn't used her teleportation ability at all since episode four?]]
* When Pinkie Pie sang about cupcakes, she must have teleported such a short distance that she went ''back'' in time and overlapped herself, because that makes sense, right?
[[WMG: Fluttershy was held back a year at flight school.]]
Because she was terrible at flying she ended up unable to progress, resulting in her having to join a class with younger fillies. She's actually a year (or more, we only know she's a year older than Pinkie) older than the rest of her friends.
[[WMG: Apple Bloom already has her cutie mark.]]
Her cutie mark is special: It's completely invisible. It signifies her ability for tactial espionage. It's so secret that even she doesn't know about it.
[[WMG: The Cutie Mark Crusader's cutie marks will be (''in order of appearance''):]]
'''Sweetie Belle:''' A huge bell, almost covering her entire flank.
* Ponyville doesn't currently have a town crier, but that doesn't mean it didn't at one time, nor that it won't in the future. She likes to sing, and she likes to sing LOUDLY! During the summer break she tries her hoof at making public announcements for the Mayor's office (and a few merchants) and finds her calling. Although she could just shout the news, singing it is more pleasant to passers-by, and allows her to keep it up longer without straining her vocal chords as badly.
'''Scootaloo:''' A wheel with wings sprouting from it.
* Like Fluttershy, she never quite gets the hang of flying, but her hero worship of Rainbow Dash won't allow her to give up daring stunts nor "the need for speed". Not grounded, but also not able to rise above being just an average flyer, she will channel her attention to wheeled transportation. She'll become specialized to the point that other pegasus who try to duplicate her stunts will find it's much harder than it looks.
** Keep in mind that Scootaloo has a G3 Cutie Mark we can compare it to[[hottip:*: it's fireworks]]; I would be shocked if it wasn't at least SOMEWHAT similar to that...
** A [[http://www.indianapolismotorspeedway.com/ wheel with wings sprouting from it]]? She'll move to Whinnianapolis, Whinniana, perhaps. Or.. another [[http://redwings.nhl.com/ wheel with wings sprouting from it]]? This time moving to Detrot, Marechigan..
'''Apple Bloom:''' An exploding apple.
* Her friends won't abandon her after they get their cutie marks, but despite their help she'll still be a late bloomer. Although she will become well known about Ponyville as a craftspony and the go-to for repairs, her moment of realization will finally come when an attack by Diamond Dogs, buffalo, or another large group has to be repelled with stink bombs or smoke bombs that she makes herself. The experience will earn her the nickname ''Apple BOOM'', which she will like much more than Rainbow Dash likes hers.
** Alternatively, a stitch-work apple, after she discovers how good she is at making quilts (and then proceeds to go overboard by making a quilt that covers all of Ponyville)
** Or an Apple nailed to a plank of wood after she rebuilds the barn all by herself after the Crusaders managed to burn it to the ground by accident.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle's mother is the original Twilight]]
[[http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/7627 Evidence]] the pink-to-white color change might be explained a bit as due aging or simply drawing style diferrences, that also might explain Twilight (Sparkle)'s teleportation abilties(when she explicity mentioned she didn't know she could do that), she inherited them from her mother and didn't showed up until Nightmare Moon's incident (due being under pressure it activated instinctively, or well due being close to the Elements of Harmony it gave Twilight(Sparkle) a magic boost that allowed her to use that ability which normally would have required her being older in order to cast it)
* Extremely likely, since WordOfGod said she intended to have Twilight Sparkle's mom be the original Twilight (though she can't remember if she told that to the people working on the episode).
[[WMG: The Cutie Mark Crusaders will become ''literal'' crusaders.]]
That is to say, they'll get Templar crosses as their Cutie Marks and then depart to the Holy Land to convert all the infidels to the Faith of Celestia.
* Rather than templar crosses, Apple Bloom will have a red templar cross, Scootaloo will have a white Maltese cross reminiscent of the battle dress of the Knight Hospitaller, and Sweetie Belle will have a black cross like the Teutonic order.
[[WMG: There was a truly spectacular Rainbow Dash/Pinkie Pie fight offscreen during "Party Of One."]]
So apparently, Rainbow Dash had to drag an unwilling Pinkie Pie to the party offscreen. But this is [[RealityWarper Pinkie Pie]] we're talking about here. Surely she was able to put up a better fight then just moping. Clearly, Pinkie Pie turned her bakery into a HumongousMecha, piloted by herself and her "new friends," terrorizing Ponyville while singing an amazing and spine-chilling VillainSong. Rainbow Dash was barely able to defeat her by decapitating the robot with a Sonic Rainboom, and dragged the defeated Pinkie Pie from there. The main cast never noticed because the barn is soundproof, and no one pressed charges because it was Pinkie's birthday.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is able to turn Unicorns into gods]]
The only shown characters thus far having a horn as well as wings are Princess Celestia and Luna. In "Sonic Rainboom" Twilight uses her magic to give Rarity wings and turns her into a god for 3 days. She just doesn't use her abilities because she's to busy showing off.
* Doubt it, those seemed more like [[GreekMythology Daedalus]] style fake wings. Though Rarity certainly may have ''thought'' she was a god.
* Given that Twilight only had the energy to do it once, and created incredible fragile (if beautiful) wings, it's possible that as she grows older and gets better at magic, she'll be able to master the spell and give proper wings to ponies.
[[WMG: Each element is a two-edged sword.]]
* Honesty: The wielder of Honesty can't consciously lie, but that doesn't prevent her from misjudging the situation and giving promises she can't keep (like in "Applebuck Season").
** Doubtful, she gave the most convincing lie in "Party of One". Unless you think she sort of botched that lie too.
*** Look again, nothing she says in the entire episode is actually untrue, she's just selective with the truth.
* Kindness: The downside of Kindness is, of course, indecisiveness and shyness. (Maybe this point needs some further thought.)
** As of "The Best Night Ever", the downside of Fluttershy's Kindness is now proven to be [[{{Yandere}} a strong psychological need to be loved by the beings she cares about]]. *shudder*
* Laughter: As we have seen, the wielder of Laughter is prone to mental instability as soon as no one laughs with her.
* Generosity: In order to give, you first have to acquire. That's why Rarity is always in search for more gems. So yes, paradoxically, the downside of Generosity is Greed.
* Loyalty: Rainbow Dash's loyalty is permanently put to the test. For example, she dreams of joining another group (the Wonderbolts) that would most probably occupy all of her time. And what about her relationship to her old friend Gilda? The downside of loyality is that you can't prevent it to be constantly challenged.
* Magic: Hm, that's a tough one. Can't come up with anything right now.
** Inability to believe anything that she can't explain, maybe?
** The downside of Magic appears to be Social Awkwardness. It's hard to say how exactly those two things tie together though.
** Remember, Magic is also Friendship. And with Friendship comes the fear of doing something that might upset or offend your friends, losing them FOREVER -- hence, social awkwardness. It feeds into what held Twilight back from challenging Trixie, or her inner turmoil over keeping a secret she saw tearing two of her friends apart -- and then there was how she wanted to throw an absolutely ''perfect'' slumber party, and wanted to help out so ''badly'' during Winter Wrap-Up...
** A more fitting one. Twilight is often the [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Pony]] and the one smoothng the group together. This means shes doomed to have to act as the Mediator and bare the burden of having to settle disputes from her friends and make choices over them (as in ticket master).
* Think about things more akin to the theological argument that overabundance of a virtue is just as much a vice as a lack of the trait. Applejack is Honest, but Honest to the point where keeping the truth harms everypony more than taking back her word openly did in ''Applebuck Season''. Fluttershy's Kindness makes her a great friend, but it leads her to either holding even the slightest criticism in or letting an overwhelming flood of critique out on request (see her discussion of Rarity's dress for her). When she tries to be kind to animals that want to sleep, it leads to a massive negative feedback loop. Pinkie Pie's obsession with Fun exhausts others (at the Gala) and leaves her in a very bad state when left alone (in ''Party of One''. Rarity's Generosity leads to her giving away ''too much'' in ''Suited For Success'', throwing her ideas, time, and a big chance away to fit the mildest desires of others. Rainbow Dash's Loyalty makes her fall apart when competing with friends, and prevents her from realizing when a friend is being mean. Twilight Sparkle's interest in Magic leads her to try solving problems with magic that should not be (see ''Winter Wrap Up''), get overwhelmed when such doesn't work (see ''Feeling Pinkie Keen''), and leap to explanations involving magic when she shouldn't (see how she judged a book in Zecora's first episode).
[[WMG: All six of the main ponies run between a little weird and occasionally psychotic.]]
Not to be over analytical, but... here goes nothing. I'll rate them on 1 to 5, based on possible danger.
* There's a guess above that says that Twilight has AspergerSyndrome, which is a ball I'll roll with. I'm gonna rate her a 1, since she hasn't done anything that could hurt somepony. Also gonna say she has no trigger.
* There's also one that says Rarity has OCD. I'll roll with that one too and say the unicorns got the long end of the stick. Again, rated 1 with no trigger.
* Applejack had that time she overworked herself and became sleep deprived. I don't know what to call this other than being too bullheaded for her own good. She probably wouldn't be hard to help if ponies caught on and stopped asking her to do stuff. It's also probably not a stretch to say her trigger (overly competitive) is not something you could easily pull on accident if you watch your tongue. I'll rate Applejack a 3, since she never did anything bad on purpose, but still did over propel that pegasus and practically poison plenty of ponies.
* Pinkie Pie is very obviously weird, but not so obvious until it rears its head is how reliant she is on her friends. When she got it in her mind that her friends didn't like her anymore, she completely snapped and made surrogate friends out of a bunch of stuff. Add that with the hostility she acted with when Rainbow Dash showed up, and I think we've got a pony with the potential to be legitimately dangerous. I'm gonna give her a 5, with a hard trigger unless she gets panicky like she did.
* Fluttershy can not stand the idea of animals not liking her. The way she acts when this happens is pretty damn unnerving, and it seems like she could accidentally hurt somepony over this fury. Fluttershy gets a 3, since it doesn't seem like she'd do anything bad out of actual malice. Her trigger is probably hard to pull, since animals (save the ones at the Gala) generally do like her.
* Rainbow Dash seems to rely on her ego to remain stable. When her ego was damaged in Sonic Rainboom, she had quite a panic attack. I think she'd be just as if not more demure than Fluttershy if her ego were eviscerated. I'll give her a 2, with a varying trigger (Rarity pulled it on accident, but it'd take a braggart capable of beating her to pull it on purpose) since it seems like she would hurt herself after a while.
** You want to know why they're all such colorful (but potentially dangerous) nuts? They're [[WMG/TimeLord time lords]]! We've even seen [[TheNthDoctor past regenerations]] of three of them: Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. Just look at them in the G3 videos. [[EraSpecificPersonality The same, but different]].
[[WMG:The events of "The Best Night Ever" will have lasting effects on Fluttershy in the next season.]]
Her very reason for existence, her ability to communicate with and befriend animals, utterly fails her at the Gala. Once she has time to calm down and reflect, she may begin to doubt her ability to be around animals, especially after her SanitySlippage.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is a graduate student]]
All the other ponies of the Mane Cast have jobs of some sort. Applejack is a farmer, Rarity is a fashion designer, Fluttershy is an animal caretaker, Rainbow Dash is a meteorologist, and Pinkie Pie is a caterer. This explains the reason why impressing Celestia is so important to Twilight Sparkle. If Celestia gets it in her head, she can flunk Twilight Sparkle for any reason.
[[WMG: The Cutie Mark Crusaders will all get their cutie marks together]]
Just like the members of the mane cast got their cutie marks at the same time, the Crusaders will do something to trigger or have some event trigger the appearances of all of their cutie marks. For example, imagine if they had all done the "right" tasks for their talent show performance and gotten the marks afterwards.
* Maybe Scootaloo will try to copy Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom in order to make something like this happen...
[[WMG: Scootaloo will get her Cutie Mark last.]]
Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom will finally figure out that you can't get your cutie mark by doing suicidal stunts, and eventually they'll find their true talents. Scootaloo on the other hand will be too stubborn at first and it will take her longer.
* Technically, you ''can'' get your cutie mark by doing suicidal stunts - if, by performing them, you realize that they are what you really want to do and are destined to do.
** So Scootaloo may become the Equestrian version of a stuntman if that's her calling...
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is [[{{Immortality}} immortal]]]]
Specifically, [[HealingFactor Type III]]. Come on, you saw how much punishment she took in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E15FeelingPinkieKeen Feeling Pinke Keen]].
[[WMG: Fluttershy's... episode during "The Best Night Ever" is Twilight Sparkle's fault.]]
Poor poor Fluttershy... It may not be obvious at first, but it seems she is easily influenced by the opinions of others whom she trusts. However, Fluttershy experiences "delays" between the time she is told to do something and actually acting upon what she's told. A good example occurs in "Dragonshy". Pinkie Pie sings an encouraging song to help the terrified pegasus jump over a (tiny) chasm, but it doesn't quite work. Fast forward to "Feeling Pinkie Keen". This time, Fluttershy faces several tiny platforms that are way more dangerous to cross than the chasm mentioned earlier. Although scared, Fluttershy remembers Pinkie's song... and look at that! This time, she is motivated enough to quickly jump across those platforms! It didn't happen right away, but given enough time Fluttershy will take her friends' statements to heart.
Now for the fun part. Let's apply what we learned here to Fluttershy's actions during the Grand Galloping Gala. First, go back a few episodes to A Bird in the Hoof. Fluttershy is trying very hard to gently nurse Princess Celestia's sickly pet bird, Philomina, back to health. However, Philomina proves to be highly uncooperative with Fluttershy. The bird refuses to take its medicine, have some soup, or get some sleep. Fluttershy is quick to move on to other medical techniques whenever her patient makes it very clear that she won't accept whatever technique the pegasus offers. Enter Twilight Sparkle. Upon realizing what's going on, she strongly insists that Fluttershy should stop being a pushover and FORCE the bird to take whatever steps necessary to make its recovery! To demonstrate, Twilight forces Philomina to take the medicine Fluttershy gave up on, trap it in a cage in an attempt to keep it still and more. Twilight's methods are way more aggressive than those of gentle Fluttershy and she can't wrap her head around them... yet.
Okay, let's bring it all together! Fluttershy is at the Grand Galloping Gala! She's finally going to meet and befriend the unique animals living in Canterlot's Royal Garden! But wait... for one reason or another, the animals are doing everything they can to avoid Fluttershy! How is this happening?! She tries to be as gentle and caring as always, but it just doesn't work this time! That's when something interesting happens... Fluttershy sets up a trap to catch an animal so that she can befriend it face to face. This is NOT normal for Fluttershy... but then she says something very interesting:
"I just have to be more bold, like Twilight says."
Once again she takes her trusted friend's advice, which she initially was hesitant about, and runs with it. In this case, when something doesn't work, she becomes more and more aggressive. Her traps get more elaborate. She raises her voice. She's trying to be less and less of a pushover in order to get something done, just like Twilight Sparkle previously insisted! Combine this advice, which is clearly NOT helping Fluttershy here, along with the emotional stress of being unable to befriend a single creature in the garden no matter how desperate she gets and how hard she tries... And you've got yourself a terrifying disaster.
Overly long entry short: Fluttershy is easily influenced by her friends, but it takes a while for their advice/opinions/suggestions/demands to settle in her mind. But when they do, she feels a need to grab hold of the influence when the time comes to do so and hold on tightly to it. This can be a VERY good thing when you consider the results of Pinkie Pie's "Hop, Skip, and a Jump!" encouragement. Twilight's powerful suggestion of "Be assertive!" on the other hand utterly ruins her. Who knows? If Twilight never gave such a statement that conflicted with Fluttershy's character earlier, Fluttershy may have just kept trying to gently coax the animals around her to come out, rather than shouting at them to do so at the top of her lungs in frustration. Maybe she'd just become immensely sad and frustrated... but not loud and dangerous.
[[NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice job breaking the gentlest, kindest, most innocent pony in the world, Twilight.]] In the season finale no less.
[[WMG: Spike isn't "Spike's" real name.]]
[[AWizardOfEarthsea Dragons never reveal their Truename.]] So Spike is a nickname of sorts. If anyone does know his real name Twilight might.
[[WMG: Rarity was originally a human who somehow ended up in Equestria and got transformed into a unicorn. Sweetie Bell is her sister by adoption.]]
Consider these facts. Rarity and Sweetie Bell have different accents. In "Suited for Success" Rarity wonders what ponies are suppose to wallow in. And, in "Best Night Ever" she's the only one who cares that they're getting dressed when Spike wants to come in.
* A. She's got a Mid-Atlantic accent, a hybrid of American and British used by people trying to sound "cultured", and she didn't have the accent as a filly. B. She was trying to say "wallow in self-pity" but wasn't exactly in her right mind. C. She's a fashionista.
[[WMG: Fluttershy has a palsy that mostly affects her wings.]]
While she certainly doesn't appear to have Cerebral Palsy, she does come off as fairly clumsy, and is still somewhat of a poor flyer despite her age. She also seems to not be as physically active as the others are.
* This troper atributes that more of Fluutershy being a "Duck Pony", while she was born a pegasus pony, due her shyness, she almost never leaved her home(and therefore, almost never exercided her wings, making her quite clumsy in that regard, in contrast with Competitive rainbow dash, who was far more extroverted and athletic, she already knew how to fly when she entered on the junionf flyers academy), and after she discovered the ground she rapidily became more comfortable with it, causing her to depend even less on her wings and more on simply walking (note that apparently she can fly as fast as twilight run, and we know twilight is a pony of the weak nerdy type)
[[WMG: Spike is half pony]]
His head is slightly pony-like, he's the only dragon we've seen with differently colored scales and spikes (like a mane), and he has a crush on a pony.
* Maybe his mom was a naturalist who was studying dragons during mating season and she got too close.
[[WMG: Spike will be given a male pony friend.]]
Who he refers to as his "brony."
[[WMG: Twist is InWithTheInCrowd now that she has her cutie mark.]]
She appears on stage next to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon in "The Show Stoppers", and is one of the only three ponies shown who didn't win an award. So was she next to them...or ''with'' them?
[[WMG: The Cast's Aproximate Human Age]]
While {{Word of God}} says she wants to maintain certain ambiguity about their age, she stated that they are young adults. horses tend to reach maturity between age 6 ór 7 an average lifespan of 25 years, for this estimation I am making a 3:1 age ratio, a human reaches maturity between the 18 and 21 years old and average lifespan 75 (pretty fitting if you ask me)
Now, we know Fluttershy is the oldest of the ponies, and when the events of the sonic rainboom took place, she seemed like she was starting puberty, so i'll just say she's the oldest for now
As for applejack, we know that she had enough age to be allowed to go to live with a relative by her own choice, however, we know she was both a late bloomer(last on her class to get a cutie mark) yet younger than applebloom when she left (applebloom still obviously a Elementrary school child, and i would not say older than say 4th grade, so that restricts the age span between 6/2 or 10/3.1/3 age), now, i'll asume a 9/3.0 age when she left, and that she probably spend a lot more of time that it was showed on the flashback with their aunt and uncle orange. let's say she lasted 1 Year/4 Months, so when the sonic rainboom happened she was 10/3.1/3 years
Now, Rarity Seems to be a similar Age to applejack or Fluttersy, as an Adult she seems to be one of the more mature ones (her [[NeatFreak NeatFreakness]] and occacional [[LargeHam hamminess]] being a permanent aspect of her personality, also note, that despite sweetie belles's accidents related to her clumsiness, she takes it quite well, and in fact, she's quite supportive with her and the CutieMark Crussaders), meanwhile as a filly, she was already old enough for be starting her own business (or at least being the one on charge of the school dresses) it seemed like she had being doing it for quite some time already, so i'll say, and since it probably in the middle school/trimester year(more details on twilight's guess) i guess she was 11/3.2/3 years old by then)
Now, as For Pinkie pie it has been stated that she's 1 year younger than Fluttershy, hoever, when most people talk about age differences they tend to make big roundups, gennerally towards the lower numer, so 1 year maybe something between 9 months to 1 year and 9 months, in this case i'm taking the wider option and say 1.7 human years and 5 pony years) and giving pinkie an age of 8/2.3 years and fluttershy 13/4.1/ years, a good age for a girl starting puberty
Rainbow Dash Was Starting on the Equestrias Junior flyers camp, i'll just take that as first grade of elementary school, 6/2 years
And Finally Twilight Sparkle, We know that when the events of the sonic rainboom happened She was on the middle of her entrance exam, so i'll take it as that she was not on Elementary school yet, if you ask me that how did she learned to read and write if she wasn't on school yet, think about this, she was going to enter not on any school, bun on a High performance academy directed by the Goddes Empress Herself, so it is expected that any candidate has enough potential her/himself, so twi probably learned on home and readed a lot of books before ingresing(she probably started studying since age 4/1.1/3 when she saw celestia and entered to kindergarden)
Now, in many important academies the process would start with quite some anticipation, I am asuming the School system of equestria also has the same ratio as the pony:human age, so a scholar cycle would last 1 year/4 months, that being said, i'm asuming they did twilights audition 1 cycle before starting her first elementary school year, at Age 5/1.2/3)
So also assuming 4/12 year passed since them, the actual human ages of the ponies would be
Fluttershy - 8.1/3 - 25 years\\
Rarity - 7.2/3 - 23(almost 24)\\
Applejak- 7.1/3 22\\
Pinkie Pie - 6.2/3 - 20 (barely)\\
Rainbow Dash - 18\\
Twilight Sparkle 17
Also I got another guesses of other characters:\\
Trixie - 8.2/3 26(barely)\\
Big Macintosh - 9 - 27 years(almost 28)(he was already on the puberty when applejack leaved the farm)\\
Zecora - 9.1/3-28
Applebloom - 2.2/3 ->9(almost 10)\\
Scootaloo - 2.2/3 -> 9\\
Sweetie Belle 2.2/3 - 9 (barely)
As for the Princesess i am thinking a 1:100 ratio, that originally, Luna was "only" 300/3 years younger than luna, but when she got corrupted/Sealed she got age locked, and didn't aged until released, while celestia spend those 1000/10 years on the normal world aging, this troper alsom wants to point out, that 1000 is not their age, but the time passed since Luna's rebelion, this troper thinks they both were "teenager" by that time at ages 1700/1400 respectively, and in the present and due the age lock of luna, their actual ages are 2700 and 1400 respectively
* That's very close to my guess, but I guessed Twilight closer to 24, influenced by the Grad student idea.
* I don't think it's a good idea to assume ponies age faster than humans. Even though Pinkie Pie is a year younger than Fluttershy, they look about the same in age. That would not be possible if 1 pony year=4 human years.
* As far as age goes, there's no reason the rather advanced Equestrian ponies should have the same life spans as wild ponies. Average human life spans are about double the average lifespans of bonobos, probably our closest relatives among the primates.
[[WMG: Fluttershy's Stare is a [[CodeGeass Geass.]]]]
Because we don't have anywhere near enough tie-ins on this page. She is the Ponyville equivalent of Lelouche Vi Brittania, albeit she has a '''much''' gentler nature. [[http://oi53.tinypic.com/10mt2e9.jpg Exhibit A]]
* Given that she used it on a tree in "Applebuck Season", it has to be an area of effect geass.
** So who did she get it from?
[[WMG:Twilight Sparkle is a [[MagicTheGathering planeswalker]].]]
She's a very skilled mage, able to use all types of magic, and a "spark" was "ignited" within her when something signifigant happened to her (in her case, an epiphany). She isn't wandering the planes either because she doesn't know she can or she doesn't want to leave her friends in Equestria.
* Alternatively, only the Elements of Harmony combined can actually planeswalk, and none of them is aware of this ability (except maybe Pinkie Pie).
* Her mentor does have what is basically a mirrored white mana symbol for her cutie mark...
[[WMG: Fluttershy was very sick when she was young.]]
Because she was so sick, she couldn't go outside very often, so she recieved little socialization from other fillies early in her life. Even when she was healthy enough to start going out, she was still left weak from being sick and bedridden. This explains why she was initially a weak flier when she was young. It's also worth noting that in her story in "The Cutie Mark Chonricles", she is thinner and smaller than any of the other fillies we see. (her legs look particularly thin) Having very little socialization with other fillies, she was scared and nervous, causing her to be so shy. Going to the ground and seeing the creatures gave her motivation to go out more, allowing her to grow stronger and healthier as we see her now.
[[WMG: Spike is a hybrid dragon.]]
In the show, we see few different types of dragon species, and it wouldn't be too unreasonable to believe there are a few other different species as well. Spike is a crossbreed between two different dragon species, a huge taboo in the dragon world. Either his egg was abandoned and then picked up by Celestia, or his parents gave him to her so he can grow up in a safe, accepting environment. Had he stayed living with dragons, he would've been tormented constantly for being a hybrid, or perhaps even killed for it.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle had friends before the events of the series]]
The three unicorns early in the pilot know who she is and invite her to Moondancer's party, and Spike had a present for Moondancer. Lyra was nice enough to wave hi to Twilight running by and looked surprised/disappointed at being ignored. And there's Pony Joe from "Best Night Ever" who tells her "Long time no see!"
Its likely she didn't spend her entire time growing up in Canterlot without friends, but she eventually became more involved with her studies and decided at some point that she didn't ''need'' friends. This may or may not be why Celestia decided to use her in part of her BatmanGambit in the pilot.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash is related to Princess Celestia in some way.]]
The existence of Prince Blueblood proves that Celestia can, in fact, have younger relatives. Who is to say she doesn't have more? Rainbow Dash does have something special about her, if not for the rainbow mane, (she is the only pony we see who has one) for the fact that she's been the only pegasi known to pull off a Sonic Rainboom. Seeing how many pegasi not only have flying as a special talent, but do it professionally and are known all through Equestria for it, the fact that Rainbow Dash has been the only one to do a Sonic Rainboom could imply that there is something unique and perhaps magical about her.
[[WMG: Sweetie Belle will fall in love with Spike and will MurderTheHypotenuse.]]
Because it would be hilarious.
[[WMG: Twilight's parents work a lot and have neglected their daughter.]]
They work as much as they can to provide the very best for Twilight, but in the process neglected her. They do care about her, though, which is why they not only applied for her to be at a prestigious school, but made time to go to her entrance exam. This is why Twilight views the Princess so much as a parental figure when every other pony views her as royal authority figure. This also explains why she ignored fun things to study, with the way her parents were, she grew up believing that work was more important than other things, including friendship.
[[WMG: Rarity's parents were neglectful, and possibly abusive, drunks.]]
Rarity's parents did not care for her much. Her father had a drinking and gambling problem, and constantly sold the family's things to pay for both addictions. He also abused his wife and Rarity. His wife was so stressed by the living conditions that she took up drinking herself. One day, Rarity's loving grandmother bought her a nice dress to wear to a party, but her drunk father sold it to pay for his gambling. Rarity, who has always been trying to cover up her mess of a family life, made another dress to wear to the party, and discovered she had a talent for it. She kept making outfits until she earned her cutie mark. She left and opened her own boutique as soon as she could. Around this time, Sweetie Belle was born. Eventually, her mother got fed up and ran off with another unicorn, leaving Sweetie Belle with her father. Rarity, now that she was financially stable and had the means to take care of her, took in Sweetie Belle, which is why we never see her living with Rarity until later on in the series.
[[WMG: Before he met Rarity, Spike had a crush on Moondancer.]]
[[WMG: The Sonic Rainboom is powered by the element of loyalty]]
This is why has Rainbow Dash only ever managed to perform the sonic rainboom twice, even after she's put all that effort and training into her flying. The effect will only happen when you combine supersonic speed with unselfish loyalty to others. The first time it happened, she was concentrating on standing up for Fluttershy, and the second was done while attempting to rescue Rarity.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash is a [[{{Transsexual}} trans mare]].]]
Which is to say, born physically a stallion but identifying as a mare. She comes across to this troper as less of a tomboy and more like an actual boy, judging by her voice (she sounds like a prepubescent boy, like Spike) and way of movement (she seems to fly and fight more like the way a stallion would). Stallions are also noticeably more aggressive than mares, and Dash is the most aggressive, both physically and socially. Dash may have been born a stallion, but stallion mentality may simply not have felt right to her, whereas interacting with the rest of the mane cast as a mare gives her the social network that feels right. (It's also possible that she's a gelding, but try explaining that to the kids.)
* Considering the main reason for gelding is to make a colt calmer and more manageable (and m-to-f sex changes involve castration) I'd say it's more likely she's a trans'''stallion''' who just started [[TestosteronePoisoning testosterone]] therapy.
[[WMG: Applejack is really Apple Bloom's mother.]]
The Apple parents never seem to be around. In "Bridle Gossip", Applejack tells Apple Bloom she'll tell Big Macintosh on her, conforming that Big Macintosh is the highest authority figure, and that the parents aren't just off-camera. As seen in the flashback in "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", AJ's parents weren't around when she was a filly either, suggesting they died when she was still young. Significantly, Apple Bloom isn't around too. This leads to the conclusion that Apple Bloom is in fact the result of a teenage pregnancy, and they're just passing her off as Applejack's sister to avoid embarressment. As for who the father is, well, [[BrotherSisterIncest considering Applejack's love for her family...]]
* Maybe the father is just some ex-coltfriend AJ had in the pony-version of high school. Either way, its unlikely Hasbro would approve of any hint of teenage pregnancy in the show.
* Alternatively, Apple Bloom is Big Macintosh's daughter, from a previously relationship with a mare who may now be dead.
** Another possibility is that Apple Bloom is the daughter of Big Macintosh AND Applejack, they're just telling her that their siblings in order to hide the fact that Applejack got pregnant at a really young age, and they were forced to have a shotgun wedding. This would also account for the fact that Apple Bloom's coat is a combination of Big Mac and Applejack.
*** You'd expect that someone else in the small town of Ponyville would tell her that her "big brother and sister" are actually married. Incest would be slightly easier to cover up from everyone.
[[WMG: Spike will not grow up to be like the dragons we have seen..]]
Instead he will grow up to be a [[DungeonsAndDragons dragonborn]]. Proof for this theory? His day dream in "Dog and Pony Show", why would he imagine all that armor and stuff if he knew he would grow up to be a normal dragon, wouldn't he have just imagined himself as a dragon destroying the Diamond Dogs? As for the sudden growth in Twilight's flashback, that is just what happens when the embodiment of Magic unleashes her power. Unless of course, ponies turn into plants when they grow old. This also makes Spike/Rarity a lot easier....
[[WMG: Applejack is [[spoiler:a [[DeadlyPremonition Red Tree Messenger]]. ]] ]]
Both Applejack and [[spoiler:Forrest Kaysen]] are salesmen, they both respect a certain tree (Bloomberg in Applejack's case, [[spoiler:which could be the Red Tree in the other world]]), and has a buff companion (Rainbow Dash in Applejack's case).
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is an epileptic.]]
In Cutie Mark Chronicles, Twilight Sparkle went on the magic rampage in response to some energy flux produced by the sonic rainboom. This flux worked similar to flashing lights for a sufferer of Epilepsy, causing her to use magic uncontrollably while convulsing in air and levitating. Princess Celestia may have used magic to force the haywire synapses to calm down.
[[WMG: Spike has serious species identity issues from being raised among ponies]]
He has a crush on a pony, and in his imagine spot, he rescues Rarity as a KNIGHT, a dragon's natural enemy.
[[WMG: Apple Bloom's cutie mark WON'T be apple-related.]]
* In Call of the Cutie, Apple Bloom made a fuss about thinking she'd get an apple-related cutie mark. Instead, what if she doesn't? It offers the opportunity to slip in a few words about how even though she's "different" to Applejack, Macintosh and Granny Smith, they're still all a family.
[[WMG: Twilight's unusually high magical ability is based entirely on that one event in ''The Cutie Mark Chronicles''.]]
The [[spoiler:sonic rainboom]] didn't temporarily boost her magic; it granted ''permanent'' extreme magical power.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is a [[GirlGenius spark]].]]
Or a magical variant of one, at least. She had her breakthrough at her entrance exam, complete with its typical danger to bystanders. Since then she's been obsessed with studying magic, has a loyal minion in Spike, doesn't hesitate to use him (or her friends) as guinea pigs in her magical experiments, has a lab with unusual equipment in the basement, and she even improvises spells on the spot. Her magic is of such strength that Celestia has never seen it's like before, and she has the charisma to bring all of the most important ponies in Ponyville to her in her ''first day'' in town, and bosses the rest around during ''Winter Wrap-up''. She even has a tendandcy to go to the madness place when things don't quite go as expected. The parasprite incident is pretty much straight-up sparkiness.
* Plus, that name. Twilight ''Spark''le is exactly the kind of name a mad scientist would give to their kid.
* See "Pinkie Pie is [[GeniusTheTransgression Inspired]]" below.
[[WMG: The reason for the Cutie Mark Crusaders' supposed AesopAmnesia]]
Rainbow Dash has shown that she does not realize that a cutie mark is earned when a pony discovers who they are just like the Crusaders. And Scootaloo idolizes Rainbow, so she won't get it either and as the de facto leader of the CMC, Scootaloo needs to realize this in order for Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom to as well. also the {{Aesop}} the Crusaders learned in "Call of the Cutie" doesn't change the fact that they still desire cutie marks.
[[WMG:More Cutie Mark Crusader Cutie-mark Teasing, GO!]]
When helping to organise Twist's Cuteceneara, the Cutie Mark Crusaders wind up demonstrating an additional skill on top of their current ones, teasing further at their cutie marks:
* Applebloom gives baking a second shot, approaching it in the way she'd solve [[TeamFortress2 practical problems]] like fixing up the treehouse, and succeeds, demonstrating her gift for adaptability.
* Scootaloo get the job of fetching party supplies and delivering invitations - we already knows she's perfect for the job with her mad scooter skills, but this task also relies on her memory.
* And Sweetie Belle, still worried about singing in public, is eased into the spotlight as she plays emcee for the cuteceneara. It helps that someone tells her beforehand that being sister to Rarity, a minor celebrony after the events of "Suited for Success", lends her a lot of credibility on the stage - which was intended to have a MagicFeather effect.
[[WMG: Fluttershy is a partial reincarnation of {{Medusa}}.]]
And that explains her "Stare" as well as help explain her defeat of the Cockatrice. Medusa was a lovely turn-you-to-stone-as-soon-as-you-look-at-her Gorgon, and at least one Pegasus origin story has the winged horse springing from the newly decapitated Medusa's blood. So if Equestria's Pegasi were formed in a similar manner, then Fluttershy "inheriting" her power of stare and resistance to petrification from their Gorgon ancestor would be plausible....
[[WMG: There's a special business deal between Sweet Apple Acres and Sugarcube Corner.]]
The apple farm regularly supplies ingredients for the bakery, and in exchange Applejack is contractually obligated to advertise for them, which is why she calls everyone "sugarcube".
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[[folder: Pinkie Pie Guesses]]
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a functional [[FunnySchizophrenia schizophrenic]].]]
She's medicated, so she just appears a bit... eccentric most of the time. Just look at the episode where she's talking to the objects. This'd also explain why she's so hyper and likes to be around people all the time - because it distracts from her delusions/hallucinations. However, it still comes out even when she's around people, hence the weird things she sometimes says.
* I thought meds were supposed to make you dull and stupid. Though the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typical_antipsychotics typical antipsychotics]] used in schizophrenia treatment can cause Parkinson's like symptoms and tremors, which could explain her "Pinkie sense".
** Atypical antipsychotics on the other hand cause diabetes. So I doubt Pinkie Pie is on those.
** This is actually a myth that they "make you a zombie". Sure, it can for some people, but not all.
** I diagnose her as having mania actually. She has a short attention span, a relentlessly upbeat attitude, endless amounts of energy and to quote the gods of wikipedia, "Mania varies in intensity, from mild mania (known as hypomania) to full-blown mania with psychotic features including hallucinations, delusion of grandeur, suspiciousness, catatonic behavior, aggression, and a preoccupation with thought and schemes that may lead to self neglect.".
*** This makes sense.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a Time Lord.]]
She manages to appear out of tiny spaces in Green is Not your color,
and practically teleports around Ponyville.
All of the things from that episode are her TARDIS.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's oatmeal comment stemmed from hearing about [[http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/r/real-pirates-grog-arrrrr-5652.html this drink recipe]].]]
Because it's crazy.
[[WMG: Pinkie Sense works the same way as [[FanFic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality Comed-Tea]]]]
When something is about to happen, it causes Pinkie to twitch, just as when something funny is about to happen, you feel an urge to drink Comed-Tea.
* Huh? How ''else'' would it work? Did you think her tail-twitchy ''causes'' things to fall?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's "Pinkie Sense" is a ruse; she's hiding her RealityWarper powers behind them.]]
Or she has not yet learned to fully control her powers yet, and now even the littlest twitch can set something off.
[[WMG: Based on the previous WMG: Pinkie Pie is Equestria's version of HaruhiSuzumiya (or maybe she even ''is'' Haruhi).]]
* Makes perfect sense to me. She probably has abilities somwehere along the line of Anthony in ItsAGoodLife and those powers may extend to mental manipulation of everypony around her. Those trees that stopped being scary? Yeah she changed those too. And her apparant teleportational ways and her Pinkie Sense are all a part of it. She was raised on a sad dismal rock farm in the middle of nowhere because her parents and sisters knew of her gifts and the threat that could come from her being... overstimulated. So they tried to give her as sombre and dull a life as possible... until the Sonic Rainboom. That moment of "are they angry? Are they sad? Oh no I think I made them sad... no, wait, they're HAPPY! Yay!" we saw in ''Cutie Mark Chronicles'' when they discovered Pinkie had thrown them a party was in fact their innate terror that she was about to unintentionally unleash her abilities giving way to their falling ''under'' the spell of her abilities. She wanted them to be happy, so she subconsciously willed them to BE happy. And she's been unknowingly messing with people's brains ever since. This will probaby manifest at the Grand Opening Gala, where she relaises what she's capable of and pulls a Haruhi. at which point the world will go kaboom.
* "And that's how Equestria was made." She already knows about her powers, but is deliberately suppressing them.
...Was My Little Pony more or LESS fun before I became old enough to come up with this stuff?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a god-pony throwback.]]
Fluttershy has a connection to the earth and animals, an extremely strong one, even though she's an pegasus pony and those are earth pony abilities. Pinkie Pie is an earth pony with god-pony abilities.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's apperent [[RealityWarping Reality Warping powers]] are related to the Element of laughter.]]
Think about it. Whenever Pinkie's powers seem to activate, it's mainly because of [[RuleOfFunny rule of funny]]. She could be subconsciously (or on purposely) using it's powers whenever it would be funny or when chasing someone.
* Hm, perhaps it's like a [[WhoFramedRogerRabbit Roger Rabbit]] thing where they can do anything as long as it's funny?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[HumanoidAbomination equine abomination]]]]
Idea comes from [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-opener-of-ways.html this fanfic]] that tries to explain her teleportation ability. But seriously, think about it.
[[WMG: Pinkie Sense is linked to her [[FourthWallObserver awareness of the fourth wall]].]]
We actually saw it right when she first appeared; it's why she [[{{GASP}} reacted the way she did]] when she met Twilight, because it clued her in that Twilight was a newcomer. The reason it was going off so much in "Feeling Pinkie Keen"? It was warning her [[RuleOfFunny this was a comedy episode]]. (That, or that the klutzy mail pony was making lots of deliveries that day...)
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's Pinkie "Sense" CAUSES things to happen (rather than warning of things that would have happened anyway).]]
Earth pony magic is the most subtle kind of magic. If Twilight had analyzed Pinkie's abilities correctly, she would have discovered that Pinkie unknowingly casts luck spells, mostly bad luck spells, on anyone she's worried about while in a superstitious phase. The twitches are merely shocks from the flow of magic power.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie lost a friend due to secret keeping in the past.]]
Specifically, a friend once confided in her a particularly important secret, such as one of her deepest fears or an embarrassing incident. Pinkie, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} being]] [[MotorMouth Pinkie]], blurted it out during one of her MotorMouth moments. Furious at this betrayal, her friend [[WhatTheHellHero ripped into her]] and turned her back. She may also have moved away from Ponyville eventually, making it even harder to repair the friendship.
That's why Pinkie takes keeping secrets so [[SeriousBusiness seriously now]], and why she works so hard to impress that idea upon Twilight despite how spilling the beans would have likely made things easier on Fluttershy and Rarity during "Green Isn't Your Color". She didn't want Twilight to think that just because it ''might'' have been okay in '''that''' instance that '''ALL''' secrets could be taken lightly.
* This could even explain some of Pinkie Pie's personality beyond that episode. She took her gregariousness to extremes because deep down she's terrified of not being friends with someone, and one of the reasons her meltdown in "Party of One" was so bad was that she thought she had done something to lose all her best friends... ''again''. (Other reasons include apparently failing at her marked talent, and the fact that Pinkie's been proven right so many times throughout the season that she never fully learned her lesson about not assuming the worst in people.)
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's sudden appearances in "Green Isn't Your Color" are just Twilight having hallucinations brought on by her guilty conscience.]]
FOREVEEEERRRRRR.
* Or it might just be Pinkie Pie flexing more of her RealityWarper talent.
* Personally, I'd go with the first one, because close to the end of the show -- just after Twilight Sparkle blurts out Spike's "secret" about Rarity -- Pinkie Pie appears '''inside''' a mirror (the glass is visible, and she is not anywhere else in the room). Although she does seem to ignore physics more often than the other characters, she has not shown anything this extreme on an ongoing basis.
* Also, at the spa when Pinkie Pie suddenly pops up from a bucket of sponges, but does not completely hide when she goes back down, Twilight notices but Fluttershy doesn't (I have not seen a basis for a WeirdnessCensor among the characters, yet).
** Go watch that scene again. Fluttershy noticeably jumps and is shocked when Pinkie pops out.
[[WMG: Applejack and Pinkie Pie are related, but distantly.]]
It seems a little unusual that Pinkie Pie's name has "Pie" in it despite the fact that parties don't usually involve pies. There's also the existence of a "Grandma Pie", who may be living or deceased. It may be possible that the name of Pinkie Pie's granny is/was "Apple Pie" and may have been a part of the Apple clan. This may make Applejack and Pinkie Pie cousins a few times removed depending on how related Grandma Pie and Granny Smith are/were.
* They're both earth ponies as well, which lends credence to this theory.
* Also? Pinkie Pie grew up on a farm. Granted, it was a ''rock'' farm, but still.
[[WMG: Events of Over Barrel will have negative impact on Pinky Pie]]
In this episode while she was right about sharing and stuff, her way to convince others about this makes matters worse, twice.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie once broke through the fourth wall...]]
And [[{{GoMadFromTheRevelation}} went mad by the revelation]]. But, instead of the usual gibberikng insanity, she realized that, if she lives in a cartoon show, she might as well enjoy every moment. And this led to her being... [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} her]].
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is an unicorn]]
Only that for some reason her horn is not normal. As such, neither she nor anyone else knows of this. This explains some of her weirdness.
* InvisiblePinkUnicorn, to be exact. Her horn is invisible, as the true power of Creation should remain.
* She's a godpony/alicorn in an earth pony body for some reason. The way Fluttershy is an earth pony in a pegasus pony body. No one will notice anything any more odd about Pinkie Pie than they do already until it turns out she got the immortality ability as well...
[[WMG: Pinky Pie has unicorn blood.]]
Related to the above, some ancestor was a unicorn, she can do the things she does because of the blood but she doesn't know /how/ or /why/.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie and {{Deadpool}} have some sort of connection.]]
Think about it. Both are ''completely'' random and ridiculously energetic, both can teleport (OffscreenTeleportation for Pinkie), and they both are [[MediumAwareness aware of the fourth wall]]. Granted, it's never stated that Pinkie knows she's in a cartoon, but so far, she's the only one to take advantage of the classic abilities of cartoon characters.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's story in "Cutie Mark Crusaders" is true, if slightly exaggerated]]
She was raised by dour and serious farmers, and things were quite dull until she was inspired by [[spoiler: Rainbow Dash's first Sonic Rainboom]] to liven things up by throwing her first party, thus getting her family to lighten up and earning her cutie mark. If parts of the story seem unbelievable, it's because it got filtered through Pinkie's [[CloudCuckoolander unique mindset]]. (Seriously, ''rock farmers''?)
* She does seem to think she was telling to story of how Equestria was made...
* Perhaps it was a quarry?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie was adopted by the rock farmers.]]
In "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", we see Twilight's parents and Pinkie Pie's family. Twilight's parents are coloured white and blue, making Twilight's purple colour feel natural. The rock farmer couple are pale orange and gray, and their two children are pale dark blue and pale gray... alright, the orange is a little out of place, but still plausible. Pinkie Pie, on the other hand, is bright pink, which doesn't fit anywhere in the chromatic area. And in the pilot, in her song about laughter, she mentions her "Grannie Pie" - which definitely doesn't sound like it would be the parent of any of the rock farmers. Thus:
* Pinkie Pie was an only child, and was either orphaned or abandoned early with only her grandmother left to take care of her, teaching her among other things to laugh and sing. However, she was presumably old, and thus passed away while Pinkie was still a filly.
* The rock farmers were distant relatives of the Pie family, and Pinkie's only known relatives at the time, giving them little choice about taking her in. The boring life on the farm suppressed what her grandmother had taught her about laughing, but as it gave her a place to live and food, she felt she was in no place to complain. The way the father and sisters look at her when the bell is rung, and the door being slammed before she's even had a chance to enter the house, also makes it seem as if she doesn't quite belong.
* Seeing the sonic rainboom, however, made all the laughter and related happy feelings surface again, all at once, leading to her having her epiphany and wanting to share this with her new family, and that would perhaps make them treat her better. And, clearly, it worked.
** You all seem to forget that Pinkie is known to be an UnreliableNarrator. So either the Granny Pie thing or the whole Rock Farm thing, or even both, could be completely made up just for laughs.
*** Better yet, Grannie Pie was actually the mother of one of the Cakes and Pinkie only learned to laugh after she learned to smile.
[[WMG: Pinkie's family's farm was experiencing severe financial hard times when Pinkie received her cutie mark.]]
The family farm was probably once a far more prosperous and happy place then it was shown in Pinkie's flashback. However, some unforseen disaster caused it to be reduced to the virtual wasteland. What kind of disaster? '''Parasprites'''. They invaded the farm and stripped it down to just rocks. Luckily, Pinkie's party to cheer up the rest of her family somehow drove the parasprites off.
* It's not the party, it's the music. The same music that plays during the party is the same Pied Piper tune that she used to drive off the parasprites. It was only after the party that she found out the parasprites could be controlled by it.
* She was the one with freaky Knowledge of Parasprites, it makes sense, keep in mind even Princess Celestia didn't know what a Parasprite was.
** [[{{Troll}} Celestia]]? I seriously doubt she really didn't know what they were.
** She seemed to know, but was about the only one, other than Zecora.
* The theory is unlikely. Pinkie's parents both had cutie marks related to rock farming, implying that it always was a rock farm.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's family really ''DOES'' grow rocks!]]
It's a magical universe where gems come fully polished and available just a few inches below the surface of the ground, so why not? Also:
* In either the second or third season we will meet her sisters as they are now, grown up.
* Their names are going to be puns off of rocks, but not copied from TheFlintstones.
* They will be very strong, from hauling rocks all the time (watch out if they give you a hug!).
* They know how to play the tuba and accordion.
* They might even bring their rocks into Ponyville, set up a stall next to Applejack's apple stall, and it will actually be surrounded with buying customers.
* The episode they appear in will feature them giving Pinkie a "party rock" that is brightly colored instead of drab grey (but not a gem).
[[WMG: ...and that really ''WAS'' how Equestria was made!]]
Pinkie Pie's weird CloudCuckooLander logic has proven to be correct before (how do you get rid of parasprites?).
It doesn't make sense to anyone else right now, but just as the Sonic Rainboom was not a one episode, throwaway plotline, this isn't, either. As more details are revealed, the events she described will have somehow "made" Equestria, even if logically the principality had to exist centuries before Pinkie was born.
* Maybe it has something to do with Doctor Whooves? You know, Time Travel and stuff...
* Or maybe the story of her cutie mark is so closely related the the Equestrian creation myth that, due to her nature, she mixed up the two.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is [[TabletopGame/GeniusTheTransgression Inspired]].]]
Some of her wonders include the flying machine from Griffon the Brush-Off (which suffers from Havoc when Gilda touches it) and her cupcakes - which are normally safe due to being constructed In Pill Form, but get messed up whenever a mere mortal tries to help make them (like Applejack in the infamous Baked Bads scene). Her Pinkie Sense is actually an internalized Apokalypsi wonder (thus, when Twilight tried to use mortal science to figure out how it worked, all the bad stuff it predicted started targeting her, due to Havoc). The reason why she's able to ignore the laws of physics and even the fourth wall? It's her Unmada Field, which causes her to subconsciously warp reality in the area. Her catalyst is almost certainly Staunen; her Breakthrough was triggered when she saw Rainbow Dash's first Sonic Rainboom.
And as a side note, for those of you who've read "Cupcakes"; it's actually the story of what would happen if Pinkie Pie fell prey to Illumination.
* Then what is Twilight? A [[TabletopGame/MageTheAwakening Mage]]? A Genius in denial?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is Whatever Kenneth from 30 Rock is.]]
Both are from small, dull towns and moved into the big city. Both claim to have been around for a lot longer than they look but have the mentalities of children. Pinkie Pie was born before Equestria was the land it is today. She actually invented joy and parties and colours after the Sonic Rain Boom passed through time itself.
For some reason, she's as young as ever and still hanging around throwing parties.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie doesn't consciously realize her RealityWarper powers]]
She subconsciously uses them [[RuleOfFunny whenever it would be funny]]. Seriously, why else would she try to disguise herself as a bale of hay while tailing Twilight when she can just pop out of random objects like when she chased Rainbow Dash in the same episode?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[{{Dune}} Spice]] addict]]
Let's see, [[{{Seer}} precognition]], space folding, and BlueEyes. Maybe the Cakes should switch to a different brand of cinnamon.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's depressed state at the start of her story in "The Cutie Mark Chronicles" was caused by the recent death of Granny Pie.]]
Pinkie was obviously very close to her grandmother, whom she probably had more in common with than the rest of her family. After Granny Pie passed away, Pinkie was sent into a deep depression that only cleared when she saw the rainbow generated by the Sonic Rainboom, and was inspired to [[PluckyGirl generate her own happiness]] and [[ThePollyanna keep smiling no matter what.]]
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[OnePiece Devil Fruit user]]]]
Specifically, the Party Party Fruit. How else can she make parties so quickly? And, on the subject of OnePiece...
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[OnePiece Haki user]]]]
Or at least Kenbunshoku Haki, you know, the Color of Observation? Maybe her Pinkie sense is Kenbunshoku Haki manifesting itself in an odd way. In addition, she was able to follow Twilight around somehow and pop out out of nowhere. She used her Haki to figure out where Twilight was going and then use super speed (hey, it's Pinkie Pie. Stranger things have happened) to beat Twilight there.
[[WMG: The REAL reason the Mane Cast was gathered was to keep Pinkie Pie in check]]
Defeating Nightmare Moon was just a side benefit. We've seen how unhinged Pinkie can get when she's unhappy over snubbed invitations and friends acting oddly, and how quickly she was cheered up upon realizing her friends still liked her - imagine if something ''huge'' went wrong, and she didn't have any friends to make her feel better. The other protagonists are there to keep her her happy, goofy, relatively harmless self, so she doesn't, say, go on any crazed murder sprees.
* All it takes is ''one'' gory fanfic and ''one'' episode with a bit of innocent madness to get eveyone on the internet to pronounce Pinkie Pie a barely-contained psychopath! MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic is RuinedForever! [[MemeticMutation FOREVER]]!
** {{Cupcakes}} Pinkie Pie. Nothing else needs to be said.
[[WMG: Thanks to Rainbow Dash we don't have more Cupcakes crazy Pinkie]]
If Pinkie would be left alone with her new "friends" sooner or later they would suggest her to kill other ponies.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's "new friend" Rocky is made of rocks from the rock farm]]
Pinkie may have even met him before--after all, she must have been lonely on the "no talking, no smiling" rock farm before she got her cutie mark...
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's Teleportation abilities were given to her by Twilight Sparkle]]
We all know that Twilight Sparkle is not very good at controlling her powers, as seen in "Cutie Mark Chronicles." We also know that she may have powers unknown to [[BuffySpeak unicorndom...kind...whatever.]] If one were to recall the first meeting between them:
->Pinkie Pie: GASP!!!
That exasperated gasp was a reaction to the feeling of Twilight accidentally giving her powers. Pinkie Pie now shared Twilight's teleportation ability and [[TeleportSpam used it often,]] but didn't want too much attention drawn to herself, so she came up with an alibi to cover up her gasp and explains it to Twilight at the party. [[MotorMouth In extensive detail.]]
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a paranoid schizophrenic, bipolar xenophobe.]]
This WMG has numerous supports.
1. Bipolar: She can change moods at a drop of a hat with even the slightest trigger. While Pinkie's manic depressiveness is less severe than most other cases, she shows the common signs. Take, for example the episode Party for One. When Pinkie Pie's second party was neglected by her friends, she forgoed the conclusion that her friends hated her and didn't want to come to her parties anymore. This also ties into her...
2. Paranoid Schizophrenia: When Pinkie came to the aforementioned conclusion in Party for One, she underwent an extreme mood swing into complete paranoid schizophrenia, thinking that they were up to something behind her back. She also began to have wild hallucinations, such as believing that her "new friends" (in reality an assortment of random household belongings) were actually sentient, even going so far as to give them voices and personalities without even showing a sign of connection with reality as an effect. She also is very strange about meeting new people, meaning that she has a case of...
3. Xenophobia: The fear of new things. When Twilight Sparkle first entered Ponyville and attempted to strike up a conversation with Pinkie Pie, Pinkie made a very loud and overdramatic gasp before running off elsewhere. Although she did later explain herself (she claims to know everypony in Ponyville and that meeting Twilight startled her), one has to wonder why she had such an extreme reaction and why her explanation seemed less like telling the truth and more like an attempt to cover her own ass.
While it is possible to chalk all of this up as Pinkie being a nutcase, the similarities to these real-life mental conditions was too glaring to not notice. Thanks goes to my mom for discovering all of this through conversation with her.
* The xenophobia example is too much of a stretch with flimsy reasoning. Actually I'll argue that what appears to be xenophobia is really Pinkie "following the herd". She's more of the welcoming type that can easily be persuaded otherwise. This can be tied in to the other two conditions listed by the above theory, but not obviously the third.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is somehow related to {{Kirby}}]]
There are quite a few similarities between the two characters. Both are pink jolly adorable creatures with [[InexplicablyAwesome unexplainable abilities]], [[BigEater huge appetites]], love to dance and have a touch of EldritchAbomination to them. Should the two ever come into contact with each other, it would spell doom for both universes.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is somehow related to [[LostHighway the Mystery Man]].]]
They both constantly break the Fourth Wall via Offscreen Teleportation, staring directly into the viewer's eyes, etc.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie, especially her {{Cupcakes}} version, is somehow related to [[TheWall Pink]].]]
"Crazy! Over the Rainbow, I am crazy! ... BREAK DOWN [[BreakingTheFourthWall THE WALL]]!"
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is secretly a servant of the Norse Trickster God.]]
[[http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/8651/okiedokieloki.png Look!]]
* Even better: Loki shapeshifted into a mare and was impregnated by a stallion named "Svaðilfari". In this form, Loki gave birth to Sleipnir, the legendary eight-legged horse, said to be "the best of all horses". His name, roughly translated, is "the slippery one". Pinkie Pie can run as fast as Rainbow Dash can fly (maybe faster), which could be a reference to Sleipnir being the best/fastest horse. And she is also a "slippery one" due to being unbound by the fourth wall. Pinkie Pie is not only a servant of Loki, she is a direct descendant!
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is heavily inspired by PinkyAndTheBrain]]
Her behaviour is just as crazy as Pinky's, and her way of thinking is also quite similar. Considering the era in which the show's creators grew up, they're bound to have watched ''Animaniacs'' as kids, and when given a character name of Pinkie, the crazy lab mouse sprang to mind as a template from which to work. At least one viewer has noticed the similarities and edited together [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCpdDS3L2xs footage from the show with the Pinky And The Brain theme]]. It's somewhat spooky how well it works.
* Jossed: Lauren Foust has gone on record saying that the ponies' personalities are based on her [[{{Fanon}} play-time personalities]] of the dolls.
[[WMG: Pinkie's mane is a {{bag of holding}}]]
it only works when her hair is all curly. She keeps all the necessary party supplies in there. Except for the cake, which she usually eats anyway.
* Why didn't everything fall out when her hair went flat in "Party Of One" and briefly in "Best Night Ever"?
** Well she has no reason to pull out party supplies when she's in such a bad mood.
[[WMG: Pinkie was born a pegasus.]]
She can run as fast as Rainbow Dash can fly (extreme speed being associated with pegasi), and she has none of the strength and endurance of the series' earth ponies. She was one of the only earth ponies on the weather team in Winter Wrap-Up. Hell, she was originally designed as a pegasus.
Her parents are both earth ponies, but WordOfGod states that it would be possible for earth ponies to birth another species, and vice-versa. Pinkie's parents might have clipped her wings because they needed an extra hand around the rock farm, and pegasi are not well-suited for agriculture.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is the Ponyverse's version of [[TwoAndAHalfMen Rose]].]]
They are very similar characters. And they even share the habit of appearing randomly out of nothing.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie, aka. Pinkamena, is the reincarnation of [[GurrenLagann Kamina]].]]
A RealityWarper who cheers others on even though they think he's nuts, makes lots of friends, is incredibly determined, and broke out of a drab grey world through the fourth wall (er, ceiling) to do the impossible.
[[WMG: The entire story takes place in Pinkie pie's head]]
She's still on the rock farm, harvesting rocks. But in reality, her parents are much more stern ("Stop lollygagging, there's work to be done!", "You don't get to eat if you don't earn your keep", "Why can't you be more like your sisters?"), her sisters bully her mercilessly ("Hey loser, I think there's some pebbles over there you'd be strong enough to lift!), and pinkie pie isn't even her real name! She heard tales of five great heroes who vanquished the eternal night, but would never have a chance to meet them, so she began to make little fanfics for herself. In her mind she could escape to a world where she worked in a colorful bakery with two kind parent-like figures, host all the parties she wanted, and hang out with her idols. Her reality-warping is a side-effect, she's not the best storyteller and she often forgets her character is supposed to obey the laws of physics. "Party of One" occurred after a particularly savage verbal assault by both her sisters and her parents. Later, her mother apologized, so she changed the plot of the story since she was feeling better.
[[WMG: Gummy was Pinkie Pie's Birthday present a year ago]]
...But she found him a day early (She's a good snoop, after all). This would explain why Gummy's birthday is the day before hers.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie will get a song based on a Sweeney Todd Song]]
Why? Precident mostly. In season One, there were two songs based on Soundheim songs, ''Art of the Dress'' and ''At The Gala'', so having more Soudheim songs from other shows should be expected, including one of his [[SweeneyTodd more famous one]]. Should the production team be allowed to introduce more MagicalGirl tropes as it's suspected for Season Two, there eventually will be a time when [[DarkestHour things go horribly wrong]], leaving Pinkie Pie the last one able to fight, the others all captured or [[DisneyDeath some]] [[BodyHorror other]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar safe but]] [[FridgeLogic creepy fate]]. As the resultant despair goes completely against Pinkie's Element, Pinkie begins to [[SanitySlippage break as she did in Party Of One]], bringing back her SplitPersonality, Pinkamina Diane Pie, her [[{{Fanon}} dark, gloomy and utterly]] [[HeroicSociopath psychotic side]]. Pinkamina then goes into a little diddy of what she'll do [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTwNzUhnSYY&feature=fvst when she gets her friends back]]. Why would they go with this? Well, the staff has shown to pay a great deal of attention to the fans, and have influenced their characterizations before. Therefore, this would be the best way to incorporate a few elements (AKA: The Crazy Psycho, not the mass murder) of ''FanFic/{{Cupcakes}}'' into canon in a way that won't derail Pinkie, or traumatise the target audience (or the periphory for that matter).
[[WMG: Before the series ends, Pinkie Pie will lose Gummy in the stream that flows through Ponyville.]]
To find him, she gets the help of several ponies; they line up on the bank, and then drink (those that aren't thirsty still dangle their noses in the water). Gummy then does what alligators do naturally and comes to them (and latches onto the "winner's" nose).
* Alternately, somepony stops to drink, and "finds" him for her, and she trots up to thank the unfortunate "rescuer".
[[WMG: Pinkie is a "Forbidden Child."]]
[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=6165474&postcount=102 This post]] (and the subsequent ones) detail the reasons perfectly.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is just ''Pinkie Pie'', and all attempts at explaining ''how'' or ''why'' are doomed to failure.]]
* This is not WildMassGuessing, this is [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E15FeelingPinkieKeen canon]].
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is the way she is because of a traumatic childhood.]]
In the Cutie Mark Chronicles episode, she tells a story of a very traditional and strict household. Her story then takes an interesting turn where her stoic family join in her party and she explains that Equestria was established that way. The reason she says this is because the real ending of the story is too painful for her to reveal, so she automatically started telling a different story when it got to the repressed memory part.
What actually happened? She was disowned by her strict family and kicked out of the farm. She had no money and nowhere to go, but eventually she found her way to Ponyville, where they had the amazing Sugarcube Corner. She started hanging around the shop day after day, and the Cakes took a shine to her. They agreed to let her rent their loft, since she had nowhere to stay. But she didn't have a job. Or money. So they gave her a job as an apprentice. Sure they paid her mostly in sweets, but Pinkie always found ways to make ends meet. Probably as a party planner of sorts.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's parents were killed by parasprites.]]
How does Pinkie Pie immediately recognise a parasprite in "Swarm of the Century" and how did she know that they were attracted to that particular song? In the Cutie Mark Chronicles, the music that she played at her first party was the same that she used to lure the parasprites, which brought them to her parent's rock farm. There, they destroyed their ivelyhood as well as her parents (forcing her to move to ponyville), while her sisters fled elsewhere.
This is further supported by word of god that Mr. and Mrs. cake treat her 'like their daughter', even giving her a place to live and a job (unrealistically kind, even for ponies).
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration Q]] ]]
Think about it. How else could she teleport around and manifest things out of nowhere like she does?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie knows and taught the others the [[HarryPotter Ridikulus]] spell during the pilot.]]
As Professor Lupin mentions, the key to the spell is laughter; turning your fears into something so ridiculous it's no longer scary. What could possibly help distract from your fears more than a random song-and-dance? Now consider what element Pinkie Pie represents.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is Poor.]]
According to Faust, she works for the people she rents a room from, and is partially paid in cupcakes, ad this arrangement is mostly because her employers see her as family. Her room is comparatively bare. one, albeit nice, bed, a mostly empty wardrobe, some simple furniture, a table with chairs that is likely borrowed from the bakery, and not a whole lot else. She works the equivalent of a part time job mostly to keep a roof over her head.
This is not, however, a bad thing. She is perfectly happy with her life. She doesn't care that she doesn't have much, as she's perfectly happy with what little she actually has, which might explain how she manages to be so happy all the time. She is not hung up on physical possessions and being "better" than anypony else, at peace with what she is. This might explain how she can afford the balloons and the helibike in griffon the brushoff, She tends not to spend her money, so she tends to have a decent bit saved up that she never actually spends, except for big parties or similar purposes.
It could be very possible that she spend a period of time homeless, and the cakes took her in when they found out.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie Is [[MSPaintAdventures Lord English]] ]]
We know she has OffScreenTeleportation , a confirmed abilty of the First Guardians, probably one of English's as well. She's not quite sane and really what sort of OmnicidalManiac Is. Lastly, she may have utilized time travel to create equestria to her liking after being inspired by the sonic rainboom, just to ensure she'd see it in the first place.
She is also, clearly, already on the show.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie was an alcoholic]]
this is more my personal fandom then a wild guess.
[[WMG:Pinkie Pie's grandmother is Surprise]]
If she exists and its not just Pinkie being an UnreliableNarrator. She sounds suspiciously like Surprise.
* There's at least one fanfic that goes with this idea. Pinkie's mom does have a white-ish coat like Surprise. It could still work possibly (surly she visited her grandparents or vice versa when she were little). Pinkie being 1/4 Pegasus might also explain how she can keep up with Rainbow Dash. Maybe.
[[WMG:Pinkie Pie's mane straightens when she is not happy with her life in general]]
Think about it. When she lives on the rock farm, she is not happy and has no real hope of it getting better anytime soon until she sees the Sonic Rainboom, which is when her mane curls up for the first time. When she thinks she lost her friends, her mane straightens again (and she goes insane from the horrible loss).
Any other time she's not exactly happy it's for temporary, not life shattering reasons; she never gives up hope or anything. She is still happy with her life in general, and that's why her mane stays the poofy, curly mess that we all know and love.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is actually a ''horrible'' cook.]]
The only time we've actually seen her cook anything were the "Baked-bads" with Applejack and the "Cupcakes" with Applebloom. Otherwise, she's just eating or serving the food. Since Pinkie Pie didn't catch the obvious mistakes happening in both instances, it seems her instincts with cooking are a little off. She's also not terribly picky about what she eats, since she could tolerate Appleblooms "cupcakes" while the chef herself could not. Pinkie Pie is probably more the manager of the party venue side of Sugarcube Corner, since Twilight seems to have deemed the library off-limits to parties. The Cake couple have probably prepared all of the food she's served untol now.
* She may be the janitor.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[{{Warhammer40000}} tactical genius]].]]
Though she can't hide Baneblades and Titans behind lampposts, she can move incredibly fast between her hiding spots. " So there Rainbowdash was, she'd just flown across Ponyville as fast as possible, and hid from Pinkie in the bell of the school. Just as Rainbowdash was catching her breath, she realized that the bell clapper is pinkie pie! How the hell did she do that? Just a second ago she was on the other side of Ponyville in a barrel, she would have to have been some kind of tactical geni-PINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
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[[folder: Royalty Guesses]]
[[WMG: The Princesses are not actually sisters by blood]]
Rather, they're "sisters" in the sense of being female members of a formal group. Ages ago, there was a method by which normal ponies could magically become alicorns, and all alicorns were members of a mystical/religious/political group which ruled over Equestria and who took responsibility for the heavens. However, internal conflicts caused trouble and disaster, and eventually the group was whittled down until only two remained... and then, of course, one.
* Supported by the Princesses looking nothing at all like each other except for body type (which, judging from the sign outside the beauty parlor, may just be the visual "shorthand" for pony beauty, similar to the "handsome" colt bodytype in the Gala episode). Most other instances of blood relation in the pony universe have shown ponies with similar colour palettes.
** Not so much. [[CaptainObvious Pinkie Pie is pink]], while her parents were gray and orange. Twilight's color is darker then either of her parents'. There seems to be some random factor to how coloring is inherited. At the very least, the princesses could also have black and white parents.
[[WMG: Celestia is a BitchInSheepsClothing]]
She invited the ponies to the Gala with the intention of humiliating themselves for her own amusement.
* She used the Elements of Harmony to banish her sister to the moon, when she could have used them to heal her, like Twilight did.
** She said outright that she didn't know what she was doing. This troper is under the impression that the power of the Elements can only be successfully wielded by six individuals with a strong connection to their traits - even a god can't harness their power alone.
* She allowed the people to believe she is the princess by divine right, when Ponyville had been previously ruled by humans (i.e. Megan's ancestors, Scorpan).
** Megan isn't even from the same universe as the ponies.
*** While I am not sure if it was made cannon, it was originally intended for to Megan be the decesendant of Pony World's former rulers. Whether or not it was, Megan herself was more or less the ruler of the Ponies.
** [[FridgeHorror Whatever happened to Megan]]?
*** On a related note, the only types of ponies in her kingdom are the ones that somewhat resemble her (the Earth ponies, the pegusi, and unicorns). What the hell happened to the Flutter ponies or the Sea ponies? [[CompleteMonster Celestia must be a fan of ethnic cleansing...]]
**** The Flutter Ponies were isolationists, they're probably living happily of Flutter Valley.
***** True, but Twilight once said that only unicorns are capable of magic, despite the Flutter ponies having powers. This could mean Flutter ponies don't exist, or that they were simply horribly massacred by Celestia.
****** From what I recall the Flutter Ponies always used their powers to counter other beings magic. In other words they didn't have magical powers, but [[AntiMagic anti-magical powers.]]
******* Which makes them all the more likely to be destroyed by Celestia.
* Finally, even inviting Twilight to live in Equestria was a gambit. Ever since Twilight arrived [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSJ1EMJ9oe8 Pinkie]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NtSbzESOXE Fluttershy]] have gone bat-shit insane, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPPqdbcVwM Rarity]] has gotten more whiny, Applejack has become [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wzSjhPkLSM less honest]], and Rainbow Dash has become less [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT_Jk744L2s loyal]], and a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSrBbsSu4XI lesbian for some reason]]. Now, they are losing the control over their elements, and Celestia has no reason to fear the elements being used on her.
* It gets worse. I am sure Celestia is also the reason [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQeAHclRK7A "Everypony Loves Derpy"]] was canned after two episodes. That jealous bitch wants to make sure she is the most loved creature in all of Equestria!
[[WMG: Princess Celestia and [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Lady Rainicorn]] are distantly related.]]
Both have royal titles, both seem to be made of rainbows to some extent. Maybe they're distant cousins. Another possible theory is Lady Rainicorn is Celestia's great-great-great etc. grand-daughter. The time-span is so long that Rainicorn's kind have lost their wings, but can still "fly" by manipulating light. Yeah, I don't have a whole lot of evidence behind this theory.
* Alternatively, Equestria is in the Crystal Dimension.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia can no longer use the Elements of Harmony]]
Princess Celestia has been the sole ruler of Equestria for 1000 years. She is a semi-divine being at least with both pegasus wings and a unicorn horn. She has subjects, worshipers and a few students but no actual friends. As such she can no longer activate the Elements of Harmony. She gets Twilight Sparkle to send her what she has learned each episode because she can't even remember what friendship is like anymore.
* It's probably more the fact that the other ponies who wielded the Elements of Harmony with her died of old age nearly a millennium ago. You probably can't get another shot at it with ReplacementGoldfish friends.
* Makes sense. Given that it seems normal ponies age, she probably [[WhoWantsToLiveForever can't sustain true friendship]] with [[MayflyDecemberRomance people she knows she will have to watch grow old and die]]. Even if she can, it's likely the emotional trauma of having to banish and imprison her own sister, or the mystic symbolism of the act itself - let's face it: regardless of how good your reasons are, banishing and imprisoning your own sister is one of the harshest, coldest things you could do - has robbed her of either the required magical ability, personal fortitude or both.
* Really, I think it was because she used them for the wrong purpose. The Elements of Harmony are meant to help two ponies understand each other and get feelings of friendship through. When that didn't work, Celestia drained their energy to give her the power to seal Nightmare Moon into the moon. However, since they were used incorrectly, they became powerless until the SecretTestOfCharacter at the Everfree forest brought forth ponies who represented the elements to properly recharge them. Now used for their proper purpose, they have regained their potency.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia used to be Princess Daymare]]
Before Nightmare turned crazy, while she still ruled the nighttime alone, her sister Daymare ruled the day.
After Nightmare was sealed in the moon, Daymare changed her name to fit with her new responsibility towards the entire celestial sphere, instead of just the daytime.
* Since her sister is named Princess Luna, and only took the name Nightmare Moon after her FaceHeelTurn, Celestia was probably named Princess Sol-something (since just Princess Sol would sound silly).
** Princess Solara?
** Soleil?
** [[SonicTheHedgehog2006 Soleanna]]? Oh god no...
** But "Celestia" is already a reference to the sun. Hell, it's one letter away from simply meaning "Of the sun."
*** As mentioned below, Celestia comes from the Latin word "caelestis", which is an adjective that means "heavenly" or "of the sky" (Sky/Heaven = caelum in Latin); it's very commonly used of Graeco-Roman divinities for obvious reasons. So Celestia's name is very appropriate given her realm of influence, benevolence, beauty and semi-divinity.
** Since the cartoon already used Spanish words, I'm guessing Celestia's original name was "[=MareSol=]".
*** Luna is not necessarily Spanish; it comes from Latin, actually, and probably Celestia's is also inspired on such language (it's not Spanish, that's a given: "celeste" is "sky blue (color)", and "celestial" is "heavenly; from the sky", neither is ''sun'')
*** I was talking about the "Cute-ceañera"
** How about "Princess Helia?"
** Maybe, being the elder sister, Celestia was always intended to be ruler of the entire night sky, aka the celestial sphere. When Luna came along (unexpectedly?) she was made ruler of the night sky, but Celestia kept the name.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia is grooming Twilight Sparkle as her replacement.]]
And, by proxy, will turn her into a flying unicorn much like herself when she proves worthy.
* Similar idea? I think the clue is in her name: Twilight is the phase in between day and night. Twilight Sparkle is intended to serve as a bridge between day and night - between Celestia and Luna.
[[WMG: Celestia plans to turn Twilight Sparkle into another winged unicorn.]]
By deliberately invoking PowerGivesYouWings. This ties into the series being MerchandiseDriven; if it sticks, fans would want/feel they have to buy a new, winged Twilight Sparkle to match the one on the show. Also, this could also provide a bit of BodyHorror for Twilight and require an adjustment period, with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy helping her learn how to fly and fearing being socially outcast based on her strange new appearance. (This being [[SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism Ponyville]], such fears would be largely unfounded.)
* That would leave us with three winged unicorns - one in charge of the day, one in charge of the night, and Twilight in charge of the time between.
** Or maybe ''stars?'' --OhShit, what does that mean for the stars that freed NMM?
* One of the animators of the show [[http://princesschuchi.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Twilight-Sparkle-188140855 has her own take.]]
** Well, her name is ''Twilight'' Sparkle. Some significance maybe?
*** Magical daughter of Luna and Celestia? (Twilight is halfway between Day and Night after all)
* Now please imagine an immortal Twilight Sparkle talking to a fully grown Spike. Isn't it both heartwarming... and terrifying?
[[WMG: The Summer Sun Celebration is Luna's birthday]]
Longest night of the year were everyone stays up, and the main reason Luna went evil-ish was everyone sleeping through the night.
* Longest DAY of the year, and it's called the summer sun festival, definitely a festival in honor of God-queen Celestia. Luna's main festival is probably Christmas, the actual longest night of the year. Some winter holidays definitely happen, and are quote "Awesome holidays".
** Why would you have your birthday party on the day of the year you have the most work to do?
** [[DidNotDoTheResearch Christmas is December 25th, the longest night of the year is December 21st.]]
*** Let's just assume that the ponies, which are presumably [[CrystalDragonJesus not Christian]], run some sort of solstice celebration on the appropriate day. And it is apparently awesome.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia wanted Nightmare Moon to escape]]
She's the one who stopped Twilight Sparkle from trying to prevent it, after all. If she was really the heartless tyrant some people seem to think she is, she'd have wanted to make sure her sister stayed locked up, not [[EasilyForgiven welcomed her back.]] My guess is that she sealed Luna away because without the sixth Element of Harmony, that's all she ''could'' do. After a thousand years of guilt and loneliness, she just wanted her sister back.
* Luna may ''have been'' the missing Element of Harmony. So, if Nightmare Moon really was controled by a seperate evil force, by taking Luna it rendered Celestia helpless to free her sister.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon didn't ''escape'' at all.]]
Nightmare Moon had an awfully ''orderly'' escape. The stars converged exactly on schedule, at a preordained date and time, and in perfect symmetry, just as the prophecy foretold, and even foreillustrated. Now, what's a simpler explanation, that somepony had a precisely accurate psychic vision that rogue stars, acting of their own agency and for no apparent reason, would assist in the escape of a, ahem, lunatic, or that ''the pony who cast the spell'' just wrote down how it would end?
Celestia, who loved her sister dearly, would not imprison her forever. She cast the spell to seal Luna in the moon, and in doing so ordained the date, time, and mechanism of her release. Knowing Luna would not listen to her, she made plans to train a protégé who could wield the Elements of Harmony and knock some sense into her wayward sister, and wrote the books of "prophecy" to facilitate that end. In essence, 1000 years wasn't a prophecy -- it was simply Nightmare Moon's sentence.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is a fusion of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.]]
This assumes that the tale (''Mare in the Moon'') was wrong to begin with, meaning that Luna doesn't become Nightmare Moon, and it was just a tale told by the winner of the fight. And the fight went like this: Princess Celestia was truly angry at Luna for something she did or tried to do, banishing her to/into the moon as punishment, possibly in a time Celestia was far less mature and understanding, and only had her power in her favor to prove herself right. Further proof is that Luna seemed to fear her, and was ''very'' sorry afterward; Celestia must have been a ''monster'' when mad, but Luna truly loves her big sister.
And as for how is Nightmare Moon a fusion of the sisters, it's all in Celestia's disappearance and reappearance times: she disappears after being a confirmed appearance at Ponyville for the celebration and right under their eyes, and reappears after the burst of rainbow and light caused by the elements, freeing the sun. Also, it's awfully convenient that Nightmare Moon put Twilight Sparkle and friends under the precise circumstances to produce the Elements of Harmony later on...
* While that does address Celestia's disappearance and the tests, it should be noted that Nightmare Moon, iirc, mentions "her sister," rather than just "Celestia."
** Maybe Nightmare Moon is a fusion of Celestia and Luna with Luna's personality being dominant. If Celestia's personality dominates, we get a completely different being: A merciless sun threatening to turn everything into desert. So essentially, when they both fuse, they don't produce a mix of both characters, but one is always dominant and it's aspect is amplified to it's extreme while the other is suppressed.
** Celestia's appearance changed when she started ruling over both night and day. With Celestia banished, Nightmare Moon is ruling over both day and night. Perhaps Celestia, with her power stolen, looks more like Princess Luna does now? We've only seen them when they were each ruling only their own domain except in the stylized intro to the first episode.
[[WMG: Celestia rules Equestria with an iron hoof.]]
Through careful application of her own skilled magic, which lets her manipulate the earth and heavens, she has created a rather dystopian monarchy. Under Celestia's rule, a caste system has formed; a matriarchal hierarchy has been put into place, where the magical unicorns outrank the flying pegasi, and everybody is above the average, non-magical ponies. Celestia herself is above everything: A goddess incarnate, she appears as a winged unicorn, a completely unique creature beyond the powers of nearly everything around her, save for the Elements of Harmony, a strange magic beyond her control. In this story, Celestia has groomed Twilight, a talented young bookworm, as her "student," and discreetly tasked her with analysis of the power of friendship magic, something Celestia has never controlled. At the end of every episode, a loyal, naive Twilight writes to Celestia with her findings on the magic of friendship. (It should be noted that this troper is not a follower of the older series; if this is a restatement of some other canon description of the caste system and power-hungry princess, please leave a comment.)
* The escape of Nightmare Moon was just an elaborate ploy - she either never existed to begin with, or if Celestia was benign back then and the story is actually true, is still imprisoned on the Moon. Celestia wanted to exploit the Elements of Harmony, but genuine friendship was required to power them up from their inert state, something which she either never understood or has forsaken long ago. So she faked the escape of Nightmare Moon, and put the ponies through a series of carefully planned obstacles to bring out their respective elements. When the ponies defeated the illusionary Nightmare Moon, she took the Elements with her for "safekeeping". She keeps putting up a good face for the cast because their friendship might be needed again should the Elements go inert, and so they aren't used against her before she figures out how to seize their power.
* All the other ponies think that the legend of Luna was just a myth. This means that Celestia has been lying about what happened for 1000 years, denying that her sister ever really existed or that she was ever not in complete control of the heavens. Twilight only finds out about this by poking around in the royal library, after which she is tricked into exiling herself. The entire pony society is designed as a "Brave New World" structure where nature is artificial and everypony is kept busy, preventing political unrest. The one place we know of that is outside of her control is called 'Everfree' Forest for goodness sakes!
[[WMG: In the pilot, Princess Celestia wrote her letter to Twilight in advance.]]
She responded very quickly, and the response is a little vague, never mentioning Nightmare Moon at all.
* In the next episode after the pilot, Ticket Master, one of the ponies actually says "that was fast!" when Princess Celestia immediately responded to Twilight's mail with a letter containing extra tickets.
** In Ticket Master, it's rather obvious that Celestia deliberately sent only two tickets as a test for Twilight.
[[WMG: Twilight is Celestia's daughter... kind of.]]
Long before the rebellion of princess Luna, and possibly before Celestia became so powerful, Celestia had a daughter who was killed in some sort of magic related accident. A dragon attempted to save her, but received mortal wounds in the process. When Celestia finally reached the two, they were already doomed. In a stunning display of arcane magic, Celestia cast their souls to be reincarnated some day. The spell could only guarantee reincarnation in some way. the time until the reincarnation, the location, and the heritage were all uncontrollable, though because she set both the dragon and her daughter to be reincarnated in the same spell, the two were bound by destiny in their next life. Fast forward at least a thousand years, and Twilight turns up in an orphanage, And a dragon egg turns up at the royal palace in Canterlot. Spike, as a dragon with strange properties, remembers his past life and retains most of his knowledge, including the events of his and his destiny to guard Twilight, making him surprisingly intelligent for an infant dragon. Twilight is taken under the guardianship of Celestia in private, where either directly as an adoptive mother or indirectly as a teacher and mentor, she is raised by Celestia.
* Taken directly from a fanfic.
** Well, the whole "Twlight is an orphan" part's been {{Jossed}} now. Doesn't leave out the reincarnation part, though.
*** Her parents might have been committed to a mental health hospital after the entrance exam, which could technically make her an orphan.
**** It still doesn't rule out the possibility Twilight being descended from Celestia somehow (or perhaps being the descendant of the original wielders of the Elements of Harmony).
* ...Link please?
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is Princess Celestia's avatar]]
Because the Princess can't use the Elements of Harmony anymore she imbued a newborn filly with some of her essence in time for Nightmare Moon's release.
* What her friends are depends on whether Celestia had help the first time.
** If she did have help they're reincarnations of Celestia's group of friends.
** If not, they are also her avatars. She split her essence into portions corresponding to the six Elements. This also explains how they all got their cutie marks on the same day, triggered by the same event.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is Derpy.]]
Luna is just a fall pony tricked into believing she did the deed. Ever notice how Derpy seems to show up everywhere? That's because she's watching, looking for weaknesses in the Elements of Harmony and preparing her next master plan.
* That's why she dropped all that stuff at Twilight at one point in "Feeling Pinkie Keen". She wanted to destroy the sixth element.
** If not Nightmare moon herself, definately, a henchman... hench pony.
[[WMG: Luna is currently working to try and improve her image.]]
Fans have speculated that Luna is busy taking her duties of controlling the night again. Now, there's no reason for her not too, but assuming that works the same as Celestia's magic, she should be able to go with her during princess duties. (Like say, she should have been there during "Swarm of the Century" and "Sonic Rainboom.") This is because Luna understands that she's spent a thousand years as one of Equestria's boogeyponies, and even a pardon from Celestia won't change that opinion overnight. (And even if it did, Luna would probably want to redeem herself anyway, assuming that she's TheAtoner.) Luna is currently traveling Equestria, doing as many good deeds as she can. She may or may not be using her Nightmare Moon form for this, mostly because Nightmare Moon would make a good [[{{Batman}} Batpony.]]
[[WMG: Princess Celestia is actually Amaterasu in a horse incarnation]]
Princess C controls the sun, and her servants directly manipulate the plants, weather, animals, and seasons. In {{Okami}}, Amaterasu was shown to be able to do most if not all these things. They are also both female, white with physical characteristic unlike regular versions of their species, and act as rulers, either as goddess or princess. They even look kind of alike, if you replace Amaterasu's fire with a rainbow, as seen here [[http://angrybeegaming.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/okami-the-movie-20070112041935217.jpg]] and here [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101202132554/mylittleponyhub/images/4/4d/PrincessCelestia.png]]
* Horses are also sacred to Amaterasu. I mean the real mythological one, not the video game one.
* There is also Kazegami, the god of wind, who is a part of game!Amaterasu and is a horse.
* [[http://vertrev.deviantart.com/art/Amaterasu-Pony-SCANNED-203230214?q=gallery%3Avertrev%2F29240005&qo=7]] i think she incanated by her own
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon and Princess Luna are not the same pony.]]
'Nightmare Moon' is actually a sort of magical symbiote that manipulated Princess Luna's jealousy and resentment to control her. She was the blue mist that was impeding the groups journey through the Everfree Forest, and she feeds off of negative emotion, which is why she wanted it to be eternally night - so she could feed off of Equestria's fear. She's not as powerful on her own, though, which is why she had to take control of other things, or create illusions, instead of just outright stopping the ponies. As for why she didn't use princess Luna's magic, She could still control Luna when they were first released and the resentment for locking her away was still strong, but after 1,000 years alone Princess Luna missed her sister too much for Nightmare Moon to control her, until the ponies got close and Luna was afraid of being trapped again.
* Aw, man, you stole my idea! I'm writing a fic about this. I propose that the Nightmare entity could only magnify Luna's natural bitterness and resentment, and isn't actually intelligent; Luna was the one turning into blue mist, but Nightmare was the one causing her to berserk. I believe the black armor laying around Luna after the rainbow attack was the Nightmare entity's physical form -- it was evaporating into blue mist. It may not be dead...
** Expanding on this, who have we met who has natural power with magic, is feeling jealous and resentful towards a member of the main cast, would leap at the chance for more power, and is something of an [[EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Darkpony]]? I'm guessing sometime in the future we'll see the rise of The Great and Powerful Nightmare Trixie.
** Assuming that the Nightmare entity is sort of like the [[SpiderMan Venom Symbiote,]] then wouldn't it gravitate towards Twilight as a host? Raw magical talent, with two dozen spells at her disposal, and she's being buttered up by Celestia for some reason. Draw a couple parallels, pull a couple threads, and I'm sure you can find a story...
*** Well, at the time, Celestia was closing in. It was defeated and weakened by the Elements of Harmony. Had it attempted to take over Twilight, it likely would have been destroyed by Celestia when she came. Alternatively, it could only be able to effect certain ponies like Luna due to her bitterness.
* This idea makes way too much sense. It helps explain the EasilyForgiven aspect of Celestia's reaction. It also fits right in with the Magical Girl genre that the pilot seemed to be evoking.
* Apparently [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1919056941 confirmed]] by {{WordOfGod}}
** And Luna spent a thousand years on the moon trapped inside that...''creature'', for what it did while controlling her. [[AccidentalNightmareFuel Nightmare]] fuel indeed. And that's not even a pun; I can't think of anything more horrible.
* I'm going to take this guess one step further: The evil force that turned Princess Luna into Nightmare Moon is none other than... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CnOysetlQw THE SMOOZE]].
* It has to be said. The entity that possessed Luna was of course [[HPLovecraft Nyarlathotep]]
[[WMG: Celestria and Luna are not responsible for raising the Sun and Moon....]]
....they are instead responsible for rotating the planet; assuming the sun is still 1.3 million times the size of the planet, it's a less impressive feat than actually moving the sun, but still godlike. This is the ONLY power ANY of the ponies have that are far reaching outside of Equesteria if the previous WMGs above are correct, with Celestria being forced to do double duty after Luna was imprisoned during her FaceHeelTurn.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are refered to as Princesses because they actually are Princesses.]]
It's not just because girl focused cartoons generally have princesses instead of queens, it's because these two {{physical God}}s, while ruling the kingdom, are still relatively lower ranking members of the local pantheon. The king and queen (or kings or queens) are either their parents or grandparents depending on how old they are and how high up they are on the Pantheon's food chain, are the creator gods, and, as this is a Hasbro property, may be this universe's manifestation of Primus and Unicron.
* So the Creator Ponies are this universe's incarnation of the [[CainAndAbel two eternally fighting brother entities]]. [[FridgeLogic Wait...]] So Mom and Dad [[BelligerentSexualTension fight a lot]] before [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar going to their room]] [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean to "rest" for a few hours]]?
* It seems that with the mythology theme pervading the series the creator gods are probably equine versions of [[GreekMythology Gaia and Oranos]].
* Then again, there could be a much more mundane reason for the titles; after all, a princess generally has to marry a prince in order to be considered a queen. Since Celestia and Luna both appear single, it makes sense that they'd retain their current titles (makes one wonder exactly what marrying one of them would entail, though, assuming it's even ''possible''...).
* Or it could be a buffer from Celestia to maintain her humbleness. While she is a God and quite likely the mightiest being in the Verse (probably second to old Luna [she ''did'' need the elements of Harmony to defeat her]), she realized that even a God can become drunk with power and adoration or the lack of it. So she declared herself a princess, ''a power to be'' instead of a Queen/Empress, who already has absolute power and created the entire Monarchy to divide ruling and responsibility and to mantain a tight check in her ever since.
[[WMG: Celestia is properly Princeps, not Princess]]
Equestria has overtones of rome, at least the royal palace does. Celestia rules not because of her birthright, but because she is the first among equals. She's called a princess in the show because kids wouldn't know what a princeps is.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia plans on turning Twilight Sparkle into a Pegasus Unicorn by taking over her body]]
The reason why the Princess has lived so long is that she takes over her student's body once every thousand years. The whole Nightmare Moon story is a setup to find a proper vessel and the Elements of Harmony is the final test of the worthiness of that vessel. Luna is in on because being sealed up in the moon means she doesn't have to parasitically take over another pony's body.
* Why does this remind me of DragonAgeOrigins? =)
* Perhaps Luna is so young because she did the same before she was sealed in the moon, and shortly after Celestia takes Twilight's body, she would be sealed in the sun. The seal wasn't actually a punishment, but rather a cosmic arrangement - right after the Princess takes a body, they are heroically sealed away by their sibling for a long time so all the subjects will forget. Nightmare Moon was just a temporary form of PowerIncontinence after being sealed for so long.
[[WMG: Night Mare Moon's one thousand year imprisonment on the moon was a Karmic punishment.]]
When she first revealed her plans to make the night last forever, she said, "The moon is the only thing you'll see for a thousand years!"
[[WMG: Princess Celestia went through a tyrannical phase, but [[CharacterDevelopment grew out of it]].]]
She's had over a thousand years to grow and change. The trauma of having to fight her own sister and ultimately sealing her away, meaning she ''also'' had to shoulder responsibility for manipulating the moon on top of the sun, ''reallllly'' didn't help. On top of that, if she had friends fighting alongside her to help wield the other Elements of Harmony, she had to [[WhoWantsToLiveForever watch them grow old and die]] while she kept on living, continuing her duties with no end in sight. So she found ways to... '''cope'''. Some healthier than others.
However, she eventually [[HeelRealization realized she had become]] [[NotSoDifferent distressingly similar to]] Nightmare Moon. Despite presenting a pretty and idealistic image to her subjects, inwardly she had grown cold and detached, viewing them as mere ''subjects'' where once she would have counted some of them as ''friends''. She also came to understand the sort of bitter loneliness and frustration that led to her sister's betrayal in the first place. Gradually, Celestia grew from [[TheWomanWearingTheQueenlyMask wearing the queenly mask]] into an honestly benevolent ruler. With Luna's return, she hopes to reconnect with her as well and hopefully keep her from falling back into the same pitfalls and temptations.
[[WMG: The way everyone acted toward Celestia in "A Bird in the Hoof" is a veiled parody of [[CreatorWorship how the fandom acts towards Lauren Faust]].]]
With perhaps some parody of "Celestia is a tyrant" WMG's thrown in.
[[WMG: Luna acquired her Nightmare Moon form and powers through a FaustianBargain with a villain that will play a large role in season 2.]]
[[WMG: Princess Celestia has a [[{{Dune}} Bene Gesserit]] style breeding program that produced Twilight Sparkle]]
She bred her and Luna's bloodlines over the past millennium to produce a pony that could defeat Nightmare and/or become her successor. Twilight's friends could have been bred as well, probably descendants of Celestia's mortal friends.
* Did she really do this just to defeat Nightmare? Or is there some even greater threat yet to come? That said, I like this theory. It opens up some very interesting possibilities for Crossover Fanfiction. I for one like to consider a combination of this guess with my guessing above that Equestria is a plane of [[MagicTheGathering Dominia]].
** ''Just'' to defeat Nightmare? Keep in mind that not only is Princess Luna her sister, without her Celestia has to control night and day and be on duty all the time. Even an evil Princess Celestia would view finally having some ''time off'' after a thousand years as a very high priority.
*** Maybe she's supposed to be the pony Kwisatz Haderach too?
[[WMG: Celestia is slowly overtaking Twilight]]
Remember the line from the opening: I have always wondered what friendship could be. This does not describe twilight, because as we saw in the pilot, she was quite dismissive of the concept. But it's still said with her voice, so how could this be? Easy; Celestia is supplanting Twilight, so she can properly understand friendship.
* Wait, so Celestia is possessing Twilight?
[[WMG: Luna won't be at the Grand Galloping Gala because she'll be busy working.]]
The Gala is on the 21st of an unmentioned month. The 21st of December is the longest night of the year. The episode that takes place during the Gala is titled "The Best '''''Night''''' Ever" (emphasis mine). Coincidence? Perhaps not.
* Well if Luna's job involves more than just raising the moon, than she may have been busy that (and every other) night. But judging by the lack of snow, I don't think it was December 21st.
[[WMG: When she had the Elements of Harmony, Celestia's element was Laughter.]]
Besides 'Trollestia,' there's the fact she does laugh a lot, the way she makes fun of her subjects being overly adoring and attentive with the tea, the fact her pet/friend Philemena is such a troll... However, a thousand years without her sister for company [[WhoWantsToLiveForever after her friends died]], the strain of looking after a kingdom 24/7 instead of half the time and having to control both day and night have worn on her. Now that her sister is back and Twilight Sparkle's adventures seem to be making her feel young again, she will start acting more like Pinkie Pie as she returns to her old self.
* It's possible that Luna was one of the wielders of the Elements along with Celestia. If so, her element was Generosity: the feeling that her gift was rejected was what left her open to Nightmare Moon.
** If Luna was a carrier of one of the elements of harmony, then how was it possible for the elements to be used? Because Luna's elements was Loyalty, and in the end, Luna was able to break through Nightmare Moon just long enough to use the elements of harmony against herself, preferring to banish herself than betray Equestria.
** This is interesting. I had assumed that Celestia's element was Magic. But this is indeed not as self-evident as it may seem.
*** I'd bet Celestia's element was Magic, specially since Magic = Friendship here, and it's clear Celestia values that a lot considering how much she wants Twilight to learn about it. As for Laughter, couldn't Philemena be the holder of it? Also, I'd agree that Nightmare Moon's element might have been Loyalty.
* Another alternative: Maybe Celestia combines ''all'' elements, but that wasn't always the case. Think of it: It is true that she embodies Laughter, but she also embodies Loyalty, Honesty, Kindness and Generosity. Maybe if someone who is a Wielder of an Element dies, his or her personality doesn't just vanish, but somehow "merges" with the personalities of her friends. In the end, when only one body remains, we have the "souls" of all wielders united as one person, in one body, who then ascends to the semi-Godhood of a Pegasus Unicorn form. This would also prevent the UnfortunateImplications of WhoWantsToLiveForever and of Celestia having outlived all her friends: she hasn't, they're always present within her, as a part of her. Also, one might consider the possibility that Celestia and her friends never had the sixth element. It was hidden as a spark within Twilight after all. So, in her, the personalities of only five wielders are united. If this happens to the wielders of all six elements, the result will be a ''literal'' Goddess. (Or something like that.)
** Or perhaps she ''does'' embody all six and is attempting to create another goddess, as in the Mane cast are being set up so they'll merge.
** Has anyone written a fanfic like that? Because I'm getting the urge to write a DeathFic with a "happy" ending for [[FanFic/BitterSweet some reason]].
** There's a pair of stories where an Evil!Twilight, at Evil!Celestia's urging, attempts to kill off all the other bearers so she can take over their elements, but I've never seen one that took a "happy" spin on the concept.
** Funny, I always got the idea that Celestia could use all the Elements of Harmony singlehandely, if not with the same might, thanks to be a god. And that's why she could only seal Nightmare Moon in to the moon instead of completely reforming her sister.
[[WMG: The sun was not Celestia's original cutie mark.]]
When the mane six get their magical jewelry during the Elements of Harmony sequence, the gems match their cutie marks. This may mean that Celestia's original cutie mark, before some NoodleIncident we'll never see, was that purple diamond set into her armor/harness and crown.
* The founders of Equestria must have had the ability to change their cutie marks at will, using them as a quick way to show what their jobs or interests were without having to say anything. Centuries of genetic drift stunted the ability to the point where the latest generations can't control it at all and have never heard of anyone who could.
** In addition to that, Celestia might not be her original name. Considering Luna=Moon, wouldn't something like Solaris make more sense? She could have took the name Celestia after taking over her sister's responsibilities to reflect her new position as in charge of the two celestial bodies.
[[WMG: Spark-per-spark, Luna is more powerful a magic user than Celestia.]]
When Luna, as Night Mare Moon, enacted her rebellion, her magic was strong enough to block Celestia from rising the sun. Luna herself was so powerful, Celestia had to resort to an external source, the elements of harmony, just to be able to contain her. This, of course, assuming Night Mare Moon was a fabrication of her own magic, and not an external source as well.
* Possibly correct. Magic would seem to fit the lunar portfolio better than the solar one. On the other hoof, maybe it's just easier to hold everything still than to force the Sun to rise.
** Even if it was easier to hold the celestial position, it still took effort to do so under contest from another force. So since Celestia at her 100% full undivided power was not enough on its own to even subdue a distracted Luna, the point still stands.
** Alternately, Luna was able to block Celestia's magic not because of raw power, but because of [[ElementalRockPaperScissors metaphysical Rock-Paper-Scissors]]: the moon has the ability to block the sun, while the sun can only make the moon shine brighter.
** Alternately, it could be a simply case of WeakButSkilled. While Celestia is stronger than Luna, she had not only far more control with her power and knew thousand of different battle spells (like a proto battle wizard), but thanks to the inherent "propieties" of the Moon with the Planet, she could alter far more direct and profound Equestria that Celestia ever could.
[[WMG: Celestia doesn't want to be a Princess]]
"Bird in the Hoof" seemed to be invoking a bit of StopWorshippingMe. Maybe she just happened to be an immortal unicorn-pegasus who could control the sun and unintentionally attracted a throng of worshippers who insisted she rule them (and she chose the title "Princess" because she didn't like "God-Empress").
* Which could tie into the ones suggesting that she's grooming Twilight to be her successor.
* It also means Luna had little reason to be jealous.
** She was jealous of the attention the day gets, not of Celestia herself.
* She doesn't seem to stand on protocol very heavily, does she? That said, she did have guards on the door, and doesn't do much to discourage formalities in other situations. More likely, the brunch was intended to be a relaxed event where Celestia could meet and get to know her star student's friends and acquaintences. Why else would she be in Ponyville in the first place?
** Well, the brunch may have been an apology for having to cancel her appearance due to the parasprite invasion in Phillydelphia.
** She pretty much arranged for Twilight's friends to trash the stuffy Grand Galloping Gala.
** She could be simply just tired of it. Maybe after a thousand years of the same genuflection and adoration, not to mention whatever adoration she had before, it had gone tedious and boring to the point of insanity. And she had found in Twlights and her friends scapegoats, from her letters where she lives vicariously to the fac that since they are the Elemental wearers, allow her a lot of political protection and support; hence why they could destroy the Grand Galloping Gala without repercussion.
[[WMG: Celestia invented the Sonic Rainboom.]]
Only two Ponies have rainbow coloured hair and Dash said the move was a legend before she proved it could be done. Given Celestia's age (and the apparent inability of ponies to record history) it is possible that she came up with the move when she was young and impulsive but stopped using it, perhaps due to the trauma of her sister going nuts, causing it to fall into myth.
* Celestia's version probably wasn't as impressive as Dash's version would be, since Celestia's hair only has four colors while Dash's has the full six.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon's evil isn't gone or destroyed.]]
It was absorbed by the Mane Cast and it is corupting them. Every time one of them feels extreme rage or acts crazy, it is because of the same power that was corupting Luna. And this DarkSide is growing stronger...
[[WMG: Luna occupied her thousand year sentence on the moon by building.]]
Between her powerful magic, unlimited building materials, and centuries of free time, Luna eventually took up building while on the moon. At first simple structures for practice, perhaps a small village of houses built out of moon dust. With generations of experience, she began larger projects. skyscrapers, statues. Eventually, setting her sights on something to call her MagnumOpus, a gigantic temple built out of large, intricately carved moonstones. Sprawling for miles in all directions with fully glassed windows made from fired moon dust and shaped like a giant unicorn head visible from earth, it became her home for the rest of her sentence.
Unfortunately, gravity back on terra firma made all her building experience worthless when she returned, as everything she learned to build would collapse under its own weight in Equestria.
* [[DontExplainTheJoke So basically]], she spent a thousand years playing MineCraft.
** Some people could happily play MineCraft for 1,000 years. It's ''that'' addictive.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was actually Princess Luna's nightmare (building on the idea, above, that the two are not the same pony). Also, who ''is'' Princess Celestia, anyway?]]
Luna was very jealous, but unable to bring herself to upset The Harmony to do anything about it. Denying her feelings, she pushed them down until they gave her bad dreams, and finally Nightmare became strong enough to take over. This essentially means Luna was ''sick'', not evil, which agrees with the show's WhiteAndGreyMorality. When Luna said she was sorry, it wasn't for what Nightmare almost did, but that she hid her feelings and created her ([[FridgeHorror although it hasn't been stated in the show, lets assume that she was getting therapy on the Moon instead of just locked in a closet]]).
* Interestingly, if this guess is correct, then the Celestia we see may not be the ''real'' Celestia, either, but actually a daydream (a thankfully happy one).
[[WMG: We'll get an episode where the main cast joins Luna on a trip to the moon.]]
It'll involve a lot of soul searching for Luna and the main ponies forgiving her. Also, we'll probably get to meet Luna's [[CompanionCube moon rock buddies.]] The reason for the trip? I dunno.
* [[RuleOfCool You need a reason?]]
** In the same episode, Pinkie pie will befriend a hyper, sentient satellite. Who may actually be space core.
[[WMG: Princess Luna will become a villain again.]]
Because nothing has changed. In a climactic [[MotiveRant motive rant]], the lack of her being mentioned at all through Season 1 will become a plot point, showing how the ponies still don't appreciate her even when appropriate (such as during the meteor shower), as well as the number of events that Celestia attended but she wasn't able to (since she has to sleep during the day). Adding onto that will be an accusation leveled at Celestia, a completely accurate one: that she only ever talked about things and never actually ''did'' anything to resolve their problems. This will lead into the lesson that attempts at reasoning and offers of friendship are not always enough - you have to actively solve problems rather than trying to convince people to ignore them.
[[WMG: Twilight is actually more powerful than the Princesses... potentially.]]
The Princesses' most powerful magic remains centered around their cutie marks, just as for most unicorns. The powers Luna showed (as Nightmare Moon) all have thematic associations with the moon: shapeshifting (lycanthropes), illusion (lunacy), weather (tides) and teleportation (gravity). If this idea held, Celestia's powers would revolve around light, heat and fertility [[hottip:*:[[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Did you know?]] The equine reproductive cycle is triggered by how much sunlight they're exposed to!]]. This would explain how Twilight was able to do more with the Elements of Harmony than she was, and why she'd get sent to solve problems that the Princess would otherwise be better suited to handle herself (as in Dragonshy).
[[WMG: In "Swarm of the Century", Princess Celestia knew ''exactly'' what was going on.]]
It seems unlikely that Equestria's ruler wouldn't know what a parasprite is, given how dangerous those creatures can be. And she probably saw that Ponyville was in trouble from the air. When she saw [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal polka-playing Pinkie Pie's parasprite parade]] go by, she put two and two together and, figuring they had everything in hand, used having to go to Fillydelphia to let the ponies save face and get to work rebuilding the town.
[[WMG: By sending Twilight to Ponyville to get some friends, Celestia also tries to find new friends herself, "by proxy" if you will.]]
The ''real'' reason why Celestia cannot just find new friends herself is that nearly all other ponies behave completely subservient to her, as seen when Mr. and Mrs. Cake kept refilling her tea cup in "Bird in the Hoof", and you cannot build a friendship on that. So, by sending her "faithful student" to find some friends, she hopes that those friends might eventually also become friends to ''herself''.
[[WMG: Princess Luna was Nightmare Moon!]]
I know it sounds like a ''crazy'' conspiracy theory, but think of it, my fellow ponies! Celestia introduced her sister of which we have ''never'' heard before to us ''right'' after Nightmare Moon appeared, and then mysteriously vanished again. Isn't that a ''strange'' coincidence? And she gave her responsibility for the ''moon''. The ''moon'', don't you get it? I tell you, there's some crazy conspiracy going on behind our backs, fellow ponies! So, never stop asking questions! The truth is out there!
* Er... is this a joke? Everyone already knows Nightmare Moon was Luna overtaken by her own jealousy, and what Twilight did with the Elements of Harmony was free her from what she had become.
** Oh my... yes, this is a joke. Normally I'd say DontExplainTheJoke, but here we go. Of course, we viewers ''know'' that this is true, but this was supposed to be written not from the point of view of us viewers, but of some pony from Ponyville. Think of it that way: We viewers also know that none of the ponies from Ponyville even knew the name Nightmare Moon before the incident, and even Twilight was surprised to hear that Nightmare Moon was Celestia's sister (although she had just read it in a book one episode earlier). When Celestia and Luna return to Ponyville after the Nightmare Moon incident had been resolved, Celestia just introduces her sister to the other ponies without even mentioning that Luna was Nightmare Moon. She just says something like "This is my sister Luna". So some of the common ponies might come up with such weeeeird conspiracy theories... which, as we viewers know, ''happen'' to be the truth.
*** Even though Twilight Sparkle read that Nightmare Moon was the sister of the unicorn that raised the sun, she may very well not have known that Celestia was that unicorn. The book only said that the elder sister "took on responsibility for both sun and moon" and that harmony had been maintained in Equestria for generations. It never said that it was the same pony doing the maintaining.
**** Fair enough. Also, this sort of supports my overall point.
[[WMG: Prince Blueblood will return in Season 2 as a StalkerWithACrush[=/=]LadyKillerInLove]]
Blueblood seems like the kind of guy who's used to having the mares fawn over him and do him favors. Rarity seemed like just another fangirl for him to exploit, but she proved to be as stubborn and willful as he. After she told Blueblood off and ran away, he'll probably become obsessed with [[ILoveYouBecauseICantControlYou the one woman he wasn't able to keep wrapped around his hoof]] and try to woo her (unsuccessfully).
[[WMG: During the Gala, Luna was hiding as part of a plot by Celestia to liven up the Gala in case Twilight and co. couldn't.]]
Celestia managed to convince Luna of the wonders of trolling, and the two hatched a plan: if Twilight and her friends were unable to liven up the party sufficiently, then Luna would stage a return of Nightmare Moon. Then one thing would lead to another and they'd have a great laugh about it afterwards.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia planned ''everything'']]
She's trying to teach Twilight (and maybe her friends too) everything about friendship for one or more of the previously mentioned reasons and the entire season so far has gone ''Exactly as planned''.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia had her own party crashed so she could finally be casual with Twilight's friends]]
Throughout the season she has attempted to meet ponyville casually, attempting to be treated like a normal citizen and trying to really get to know Twilight's friends. Every time beforehand, her attempts were ruined by either circumstance or citizens taking her "casual" visit far too seriously, making her nigh unapproachable to them. After Twilight and her friends regrouped fully shamed at the doughnut shop, Celestia sincerely thanked them for screwing around with the aristocracy and in general making the night fun for once, making her appear as less a goddess or royalty, and more as just another pony. After the credits rolled, Celestia spent hours with the mane cast in the shop as a peer in their eyes and in the process she made some of the first real friends after hundreds of years of the aristocracy sucking up to her in canterlot.
[[WMG: Relating to the above, Celestia will be more candid with the mane cast in season 2.]]
With the mane cast being friends on a personal level, and Luna able to fill in for her days off, Celestia will occasionally sneak out of Canterlot. Either disguised for a day with her friends, or just quickly popping into the library undisguised for a short visit. Though she will be more personable and commonly occurring, she will still have the same effect on the viewer as she did in season one because of how understated her appearances will be when casually showing up.
[[WMG: Celestia trained all those animals in the Gala to specifically avoid [[FriendToAllLivingThings Fluttershy]] and [[BerserkButton make her mad]].]]
Since Celestia has proven herself to be a grade-A {{troll}} throughout the series, I wouldn't put it past her to do that.
** After the Philomena incident, I wouldn't be the least surprised. And she '''''did''''' want Twilight's friends to liven up the Gala.
[[WMG: Season 2 will open with Celestia vanishing.]]
Prince Blueblood will step in and start shaky before everything gets under control. Then Twilight and the other five meet a duo of other ponies who turn out to be unicorn!Celestia and pegasus!Luna (Not unicorn AND pegeasus) in more 'civilian' forms. Celestia so she can take a vacation, and Luna so she can get some friends. Celestia will find out at the end of the episode that Blueblood actually has a knack for keeping stuff together, and assign him through letter to take care of everything, so he can learn to rule in case she ever has to handle something far away (read: decides she wants to slack off). The morale will be that friends come in all sizes and roles.
* That or because Celestia and Luna are responsible for raising the sun and moon respectively the Equestrian Empire will fall and a literal Dark Age will be upon them all.
** I sincerely doubt that Celestia (who's been handling both for a long time) would forget about that. She'd probably take off, handle it, then get back to being just another pony.
* As a little in-joke, the princesses' civilian identities will recycle old pony names such as "Star Catcher" and "Moon Dancer".
[[WMG: Princess Luna has been spending the first season FIGHTING CRIME!]]
Batmare!
[[WMG: In "The Best Night Ever," Celestia had another reason for going to the donut shop: saving the ponies.]]
Shortly after the Gala was ruined, warrants were put out for the arrest of the main cast. (Or at least some of them: Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy were probably the ones that caused the most damage.) While the ponies were telling Spike about what had happened, the police (or city guards, same difference) were amassing outside the shop and ready to bust in and arrest them. Celestia intervened, gave the cast a royal pardon, and assured the police that she would deal with the situation personally.
* Incidentally, when the warrants were first put out, Celestia was too busy handling the fallout of the Gala to deal with it or even learn about them at first.
* It seems her plan to use them to energize the Gala [[GoneHorriblyRight went horribly right]].
* Princess Celestia has probably issued several pardons for the chaos the main cast has caused over the series, as she needs them to continue serving as her secret commandos.
[[WMG: The reason Princess Luna wasn't at the Grand Galloping Gala was...]]
She simply didn't want to go. Let's consider that Celestia remarked that the Gala is "Always terrible", and it seems to be a stuffy posh event of the obnoxious aristocracy. It's likely that...
* These ponies might have been [[JerkAss very cruel]] to poor Princess Luna
* Unlike Celestia, Luna had no reason to be there. Celestia was expected, to greet everypony who entered. Luna was under no such obligation.
** To make up for her absence, Pinkie will throw Luna a much better party, Pinkie Pie style
*** A Pinkie Pie party for Luna? Sounds reasonable to me. Especially if Luna ends up spending a lot of time with the mane cast in season 2.
* Celestria prank: during that night Luna was busy to make all her Moon God job quick and go to bed so she can rest befor Gala next day, but after she wake up she find note from her sister (sended when Luna was asleep) telling that Celestria move Gala on this night just Luna, so Luna learn about this after Gala.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is magically aged-up version of Luna.]]
WordOfGod states that Luna is not fully grown yet and that her adult form will look less like Nightmare Moon, which means that NMM is a warped version of her future self. When she tried to rebel, she thought that the ponies did not respect her and her night because she was the younger sister, so she used magic to make herself older. Unfortunately, the magic enhanced the negative aspects of her personality. Thus, the elements of harmony were needed to counteract the negative personality to bring her back to normal.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia is secretly a Kamen Rider.]]
Well, she has a sibling who reappeared with a name relating to darkness and the moon. [[KamenRiderBlack And she's associated with the sun...]]
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was an EldritchAbomination born of Luna's jealousy.]]
The reason she could overwhelm Celestia was due to being possessed by a horror which seized her in a moment of weakness and made her sublimely powerful. Only the Elements of Harmony could seal the horror back up and free Luna. (Admittedly this is one I used for a fanfic...)
[[WMG: A twofer: Luna and Celestia aren't ponies, but horses; horses are basically "cave ponies."]]
Celestia and Luna achieved goddesshood before the rise of ponies, and bred/induced intelligent ponies from horse stock. Horses have either gone extinct, outbred and outclassed by the intelligent and magical ponies, or they are much rarer now and used as pets or servants. Actually suggesting that the Princesses are divine horses is likely to get accusations of blasphemy flung about unless you're in the right crowd. Celestia doesn't mind being called a horse (she is!), Luna is still a little self-conscious about it.
* We see horses at the beginning of "The Best Night Ever", and they're apparently not even intelligent beings.
** You mean the mice Twilight turned into horses? Those hardly count. They seemed to still have the brains of mice.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia and [[MyLittlePony Megan]] are AlternateUniverse counterparts to each other.]]
It was previously suggested that Megan and Celestia were the same person/pony, but was Jossed since Celestia and Luna have no siblings. Furthermore, since G1 Twilight is Twlight Sparkle's mom, she'd have to be around the same age as Celestia and Luna. However, having them be the same pony/person from different universes would resolve these issues.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the founders of all three pony races]]
These two are the only winged unicorns in the (apparent) world, and being at least 1,000 years old, they are also the oldest. One day, they decided to braid their manes together, The very second the manes touched, out tumbled the first pegasus, earth pony, and unicorn. That is how the first generation came into being, but once Luna was banished, Celestia had to instruct the ponies on how to do it "the other way".
[[WMG: Celestia arraigned a marriage between Twilight Sparkle and Prince Blueblood]]
Neither pony knows it yet, but Celestia intends for the two of them to marry and produce a foal of noble birth (Blueblood's part) and immense magical powers (Twilight's part). Then this foal will become the next ruler of Equestria.
** Oh God, no...
[[WMG: Celestia was a bigger prankster than Pinkie Pie as a filly.]]
There's a reason for the nickname Trollestria after all. And I like to imagine that Celestia has only mellowed out somewhat with her age, and as a young energetic filly? She must have been absolutely brutal with her pranks.
* For maximum effect, imagine an episode where Pinkie and filly!Celestia try to out-prank one-another.
[[WMG: The Princesses are [[TimeLord Time Lords]].]]
The combined Elements of Harmony are the TARDIS. Both are well over one thousand years old, and Celestia looks quite different compared to her original apppearance from the story Twilight first reads in the pilot. The reason for this is by using the Elements all by herself, Celestia had taken on more power than her body could handle, forcing a Regeneration. Her influence on the timeline is much more indirect once Twilight and company come along, preferring to direct them through her various letters. Until then, she began all the legends of Nightmare Moon, purposely including the story that she would return in 1000 years. After that, all she had to do was wait.
As for Princess Luna, she hasn't been around because she's been busy traveling through the 1000 years during which she was imprisoned.
[[WMG: Princess Luna is still evil.]]
Her supposed "redemption" is actually the first step in an elaborate [[XanatosGambit Xanatos Gambit]] to seize the throne of Equestria.
[[WMG: At some point, we'll get to see Celestia's take on the Nightmare Moon form.]]
Apparently, Nightmare Moon was not Luna's true form, just an evilized version of her. We'll get to see a evilized version of Celestia, which will an appropriate evil name. (Like Hell Horse or something like that.) There are two ways this can go down:
* We'll get a Halloween episode, where this will be her Halloween costume. She may try to scare the ponies with this idea.
* The same magic that corrupted Luna will hit Celestia, causing her to become more and more evil over time. The main cast will team up with Luna in an attempt to bring her back to the light.
[[WMG: Princess Luna is training offscreen in how to be a Princess]]
The reason why Luna hasn't appeared so far is becasue she is trying to train herself in how to show a non-godly visage to the population. After recovering from the Elemental attack, she and Celestia realized that Luna has no experience how to act with mortal ponies, at least in a way that doesn't result in instant idolatry/mass hysteria. While both of them are immortal, slepless, hungerless (how otherwise she could survive in the moon), multi time existential, near omnipotent, omniscient (day/night) beings who mere precense could crush a mere pony in seconds; after Nightmare Moon Celestia worked hard for eons in how to repress and appear only as regal and noble instead of Godlike, wile Luna at her best can come as quite... "accidentally disturbing", like creating matter out of thin air (food, houses, palaces and geographic locations), reading minds and dreams, remembering things from the Future, mass population teleportation, existing in two planes of reality simultaneously and so on. After a year she is sent to Ponyville to show her results to the mane cast and is what kicks the second season plot.
[[WMG: Princess Luna will take on her Nightmare Moon form again]]
but not become evil. She's spent all of season 1 trainiing to gain control of this form.
[[WMG: Celestia is a fusion of the last group to wield Elements of Harmony]]
Which is why she's a unicorn Pegasus
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are NOT all-powerful, immortal deities.]]
I realise quite a few fans would ''slay'' me for suggesting such a thing, but just hear me out. Think about how they make use of titles like "Princess"; regardless of their internal reasoning for doing so, such a title still implies a dynastic succession of monarchs, something which can really only happen if said monarchs are capable of dying (okay, I guess you could suggest that Celestia and Luna's parents simply stepped down or something, but where would they be now in that case? would we be expected to believe that the geriatric old King and Queen are rotting away in some isolated castle chamber?). I think it's entirely possible to assume that the Princesses, and by extension, all Equestrian monarchs, are something more akin to [[TheLordOfTheRings Tolkien's]] elves-- "enlightened" beings who wield extraordinary arcane powers and cannot die of old age, but are still vulnerable to disease, weapons, [[WhoWantsToLiveForever growing weary of life]], etc...that said, the suggestion is not that they're any less powerful in terms of the things they can do-- merely that they are not one-of-a-kind, probably have parents who met some unfortunate end in the very distant past (remember, in the story told in the pilot, Celestia and Luna were already in charge a thousand years ago), and are only immortal in the sense that they cannot die of natural causes.
[[WMG:Prince Blueblood's title doesn't come from his distant relationship with Celestia and Luna.]]
It comes from a much closer relationship with one of the G1 Princess Ponies.
[[WMG: The Reason We Never See Celestia and Luna's Parents is because of Copyright Laws (spoilers for YuMeDream)]]
... for you see, Equestria is actually [[YumeDream Nod]]. The current queen of Equestria was a very young girl who killed Don by mistake, yet was somehow still chosen by Nod to rule. She used her newfound powers to turn all the residents of the regular dream world into ponies (several thousand dream years has lead to them forgetting their true forms- after all, Equestrains don't seem to be very good at keeping track of history), found her prince charming, and had two daughters (who are the ones who actually have all the responsibility). But we never learn this, because in revealing her true appearance, we'd see her swirly eye and hair- and Rosalarian is not allowing them to do that for some reason or other. (why they don't just use a LawyerFriendlyCameo or the like is beyond me)
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was Princess Luna's [[KingdomHearts Heartless]].]]
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the Nobody and Heartless, respectively, of Equestria's true ruler.]]
Equestria was, in fact, one of the first worlds visited by Xehanort when he did his experiments. He only succeeded in creating a single Heartless (and Nobody, by accident) before he was forced to flee.
* Celestia, while still having incredible power, finds it difficult to find the motivation to do [[RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething anything]] because she lacks emotion - which explains why the main cast has to do everything themselves. All Celestia really does is keep the balance of sun and moon, and also bar other Heartless from entering Equestria, because it's all she can motivate herself to do most days. She is, in fact, nearly emotionless but like most of the Organization, pretends to have true feeling because it's less unsettling and if she does it enough, she's convinced she'll believe it herself.
* Luna, while retaining true sentience because of the original being's extremely strong heart, is driven by pure emotion and desire in the same way that Xehanort's Heartless in [[KingdomHearts KH1]] was. In this case, her desire is simply to win the Hearts of all of Equestria by having them celebrate the Night and Darkness which she now embodies. When that fails, she declares war and Celestia seals her away in the moon.
[[WMG: Celestia Didn't banish Luna to the moon, she only banished Nightmare moon.]]
* Nightmare moon was the combination of Luna's powers and jealousy, since Celestia was unable to separate the jealousy by itself, she had no choice but to lock away the manifestation of her sister's powers. The Luna that was left behind was a feeble, barely alive husk, and was kept locked away in the royal palace to be cared for until her powers lost the evil taint. When Twilight and her friends wielded the elements of harmony, they successfully removed the evil Taint, and Celestia was able to re-unite Luna with her powers.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the same pony.]]
"Celestia" and "Luna" are two sides of the pony goddess's personality. Celestia is the goddess's "light" side, which places a great emphasis on friendship, whereas Luna is the "dark" side, more self-centered, focused on the austere beauty of the night and looking inward to herself. The myth that tells of Celestia banishing Luna to the moon using the Elements of Harmony actually represents the goddess using the Elements of Harmony to strengthen her light side and repress her dark side, allowing her to usher Equestria into a thousand years of prosperity and friendship. This involves locking some of her essence away in the moon, in the form of Nightmare Moon. She allows the spell to last for a thousand years, hoping that in that time, she'll be able to find a way to reconcile her two sides.
* In the modern day, Celestia knows that her suppression of her dark side is wearing off. "Nightmare Moon" is going to "break free", meaning that the goddess's dark side will be active again, and probably dominant after a thousand years of not having to fight against it. Knowing this, Celestia sets up the mane cast to recover the Elements of Harmony. When the spell ends and Luna becomes dominant, the goddess still retains enough of her light side to create the trials in the forest that establish the six ponies as embodying the Elements. When the ponies defeat Nightmare Moon, their use of both the physical (the rock thingies) and emotional Elements helps the goddess reconcile her two sides. The scene where Celestia and Luna embrace and tell each other how much they missed each other and how glad they are to be back together, is a visual representation of the goddess finding mental harmony.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the only survivors of the "war of the heavens"]]
When Equestria was first made, there were bountiful pegacorn gods and goddess that controlled all the natural cycles. One for the weather, the changing of seasons, the tides, caring for the animals, and so on. War broke out between these gods for some reason (Let's say the weather god and the seasons god got into an argument about when to start the coldness of winter) The gods all took sides, with the exception of Celestia, who only wanted to protect the then-infant Luna. The war killed everyone except Celestia and Luna, who were in hiding, and the severely wounded King of the gods, who had his powers significantly drained and now only controls what goes on in Everfree forest. Since then, they've had to teach the mortal ponies how to change the seasons, create weather, and all that other stuff.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was banished, but Princess Luna went voluntarily.]]
Although Nightmare was dominant, Luna was still present. The banishment was more like a time out or a "go to your room" situation (Luna & Nightmare are both embodiments of the night and controlled the Moon, before Celestia took over). Nightmare was a vengeful aspect that wanted [[TheNightThatNeverEnds eternal night]] and thought nothing of the consequences, but Luna would have known what would happen if that were allowed and wasn't able to stop it. Celestia won by using the Elements of Harmony, but it was Luna that helped keep Nightmare on the Moon, wanting to keep her evil, dominant side from hurting anypony.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon/Luna built a LotusEaterMachine on the moon.]]
In an effort to keep her sanity during imprisonment, she created an illusionary paradise for herself on the moon. She had a small, but grand and majestic lunar kingdom, filled with subjects that deeply loved her and her night. The illusion's backstory for the subjects is that they were a resistance force that formed after Nightmare Moon/Luna's banishment, but were banished to the moon themselves and helped their princess build her new kingdom. Most of her years of imprisonment were spent there happily, and Nightmare Moon/Luna eventually came to believe it was real. However, it was eventually destroyed by the clashing personalities of Nightmare Moon and Luna. Sometimes one would be dominant over the other, and the paradise would alter a bit to make the dominant one happy. (For example, one day Nightmare Moon would be in control, and an illusionary Celestia would be captured and killed. The next day, Luna would be in control, and she and Celestia would spend the day together, having made up long ago.) The lack of continuity eventually caused the dream to collapse, leaving a heartbroken and furious Nightmare Moon alone for the rest of the sentence.
[[WMG: Celestia was planning to use Twilight and her friends ever since the Sonic Rainboom.]]
The day before the Summer Sun Celebration seems a bit late to be implementing a plan to save the world. When Dash's first Sonic Rainboom indicated a connection between the six friends, Celestia detected the connection (as she is wise in the ways of the Magic of Frienship), and knew that this was her best bet for stopping Nightmare Moon and rescuing her sister. That was her main reason for taking on Twilight as her primary student (in addition to her general magical aptitude), and she also started monitoring the others at this point - she may have been responsible for Pinky moving to Ponyville, for example. She made sure that those five would be the people Twilight met on her first tour of Ponyville, and the rest proceeded as planned.
[[WMG: Celestia (or Fluttershy) would be a perfect Sugar Wiki mascot, and Luna would be a perfect Darth Wiki mascot.]]
[[WMG: Princess Luna was possessed by some dark force, possibly another world.]]
When Luna saw noone was out enjoying the night, her negative feelings left her wide open to some dark spirit. It possessed her, transforming her into a warrior of darkness. It would explain the size difference between Nightmare and Luna.
[[WMG: Princess Luna was absent from most of season one because she was busy catching up on all basic knowledge she's missed]]
This shows up in a lot of fanfic I've seen, but it does make sense. Given how much languages change over time, if we assume that NMM's modern english was magically-aided, its entirely possible that she would have been speaking Canterbury Tales-era English, and needed to learn what was basically a new language, not to mention technological innovation, cultural changes, court protocol, and studying the history of political affairs in the centuries she missed to avoid foreign relations gaffes.
[[WMG: The Great and Powerful Trixie was in fact Princess Luna in disguise.]]
This is why we didn't see Luna for the rest of the first season. She had been away a long time, needed to get an idea of what the new social norms were, and she's been doing it by observing ponies without their knowledge (even taking on a jerk persona in order to remain hidden).
Trixie was only one of several disguises she wore. When you see an odd clone or a recolor in the background, it's her.
* Photo Finish, Sapphire Shores, and most of the other one-show characters who actually moved the plot along were real, however.
* So Princess Luna pretended to be incompetent in handling an Ursa Minor, leaving Ponyville in danger, just to allow Twilight Sparkle a chance to shine?
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is/was a [[{{Dexter}} Dark Passenger]] possessing Luna.]]
[[WMG: They are still princesses because Equestria is undergoing a massive SuccessionCrisis]]
There are in fact many Alicorns, and when the Celestia and Luna's parents died it kicked off a war that is still going on after thousands of years.
* Or the situation with Nightmare Moon was over succession and over the following millennium Celestia started to regret banishing her little sister and told people to call her "Princess" instead of "Queen".
[[WMG: Celestia not only told Ditzy/Derpy to go west and north to get the southbound birds so as to add her brand of 'merriment' to the Winter Round-up, she also paid her to drop all that stuff on Twilight Sparkle for cheap laughs.]]
Even a master-mind genius prankster like Celestia can't be everywhere spreading mirth. That means that she'd need a stooge or five hanging around to help mess with her subjects' heads; my guess is that someone with strabismus is being punished for some mild misdemeanor with community disservice.
[[WMG: Derpy/Ditzy is Celestia in disguise.]]
Why else do we see the adult version of her hanging around when Twilight got her cutie mark? It could well be that Celestia does the occasional bit of covert surveillance on the Bearers of the Elements in her original form: a bluish-gray pegasus pony with a blond mane and amber eyes. The derped eyes and crazy antics are just her way of having fun.
[[WMG: Luna and Celestia have a brother.]]
And his job is moving the planet to ensure proper distribution of geo-thermal heat.
[[WMG: Princess Luna has spent the entire first season in hiding]]
For someone who really cares about people, being forgiven is one thing, but forgiving ''yourself'' is much harder. Between guilt at having become Nightmare Moon and fear of being shunned by pony society, she's spent the time since her return hiding out in her room. Celestia has been sharing Twilight's letters with her in an attempt to coax her younger sister out of her shell.
[[WMG: Celestia is [[IncrediblyLamePun grooming]] Twilight for a high-ranking position at court.]]
Related to the WMG above that Celestia is grooming Twilight to be her successor, but different. After all, why would an immortal [[GodEmperor Goddess-Princess]] need a successor? Besides which, if Celestia has no foals of her own, her legal heir would be her younger sister, Luna. No, she's training Twilight to someday hold an important political position at court: [[ASongOfIceAndFire Hoof of the Princess]]. Think about it: at the premiere social event of Equestrian society, Celestia kept Twilight at her side all night while all the other guests ''made their obeisances''. That's basically a declaration to the entire aristocracy of Equestria that they should get used to the idea of bowing to Twilight Sparkle. Also, Celestia didn't just send Twilight out to make friends just so that Twilight would be happier; she wanted Twilight to learn how to recruit political allies. And why Ponyville? It's a place where the previously sheltered Twilight could learn more about the lives of pony commoners. And what has Twilight been learning? How to manage and govern ponies. Just look at the events of "Winter Wrap-Up."
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[[folder:Minor Character Guesses]]
[[WMG: Eventually someone in the Apple family will fall in love with a pony from a family that grows oranges.]]
Just because the romance would be incomparable.
* Not sure if this makes this theory {{Jossed}} or confirmed, but we now know that Applejack has an Aunt and Uncle Orange.
[[WMG: The Mayor of [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything Don't Do Anything]]? I don't think so.]]
She is powerful, just not in a way that's entertaining to watch.
Ponyville is almost as much an EverytownAmerica as it's a QuirkyTown. A small town that has a one-room school, and no visible dedicated village police nor guard (so far), but somehow always has many ponies wandering through it or stopping to watch the latest distraction somepony has set up. [[IDyeGrass We have also seen the ponies have to care directly for nature]], so being far from it would create long commutes for a society that seems to lack [[SchizoTech either internal combustion engines or a surrogate]].
My guess is that Ponyville was incorporated as a town in the middle of large areas of farmland and wildland (Applejack's orchard and Fluttershy's meadow aren't alone); although they have a bakery, dress shop, and other non-agricultural specialty stores, it's main function is as a central place where they can come in and get supplies, or sell what they have at market without having to go all the way to Trottingham.
In this situation "Mayor" becomes a title that means "elected administrator". Need a permit? Go directly to the Mayor. Need to pay a fee? Go to the Mayor. Need to turn in your census of how many bunnies were born this year? The Mayor. Need to talk to someone about that fine you've been given? Mayor.
She doesn't have a town council she has to work with, and you had better be on her good side and able to state your case intelligently, because she has the ability to say "NO," and if she does you could still wind up going all the way to Trottingham to get her decision overturned.
For all that, she still works in a two-room city hall, and her desk shares one of them with a wall full of filing cabinets and a large safe (the other room contains a meeting table, but sees more use as storage). If she has any help, it's part-time, and she might work only part-time, herself.
She wasn't seen in "Dragonshy" simply because Twilight Sparkle was given orders [[PalsWithJesus directly from the top, Princess Celestia herself]]. In "Winter Wrap Up" she gave a speech about the deadline, but didn't give direction on how to make it, because her job is to apply guidelines, assign fines, shuffle paperwork, and file records; she doesn't really have any direct means to require anypony to do her bidding beyond that role.
The most powerful political figure in Ponyville is a bureaucrat, and although she bows to the Princess as quickly as anypony else, she still "outranks" her favorite student. Just don't expect to ever see an episode explaining that because it's a children's show, and it would be boring as hell to watch twenty minutes of government at work.
* In "A Bird in the Hoof," Princess Celestia excuses herself from the party early, explaining that the Mayor needs to speak with her. If the Mayor didn't do anything and was just a figurehead, it's strange that she wouldn't just go to the party herself and meet the Princess there, instead of requesting a separate audience.
[[WMG: Derpy Doo is the Pony Version of the TheSlenderManMythos ]]
A normal day while cleaning your attic, your collection of memories or what-you-get, you stumble in an photograph of a very private party last year. Almost burn to a crisp by an accident (odd) there is only a small spot still distinguishable. It takes you a moment to realize is Derpy Doo, a small acquaintance of one of your friends...probably. A normal pony at first sight, except you can't help feeling that [[UncannyValley there is something not quite right about her]]. Curious about it (it has been a slow week), you try to investigate about her but all your inquiries came to an abrut stop. Apparently all everypony know of her is her name and that she works in the Mail pony. Baffled at this (why she was invited to such party when nopony knows squat about her?), you take time to review the photograph of parties and small reunions of not only you but of your friends and family, the small [[color:green: P]]ressure in the back of your head about this mystery becoming an irritation. Soon you realize (for the first time) that she is always present, in many occasions where she shouldn't, ''couldn't'' be there. In fact [[FridgeHorror you don't remember how you meet her]] or [[ParanoiaFuel inviting her to any reunion]] but she is always present, either floating or simply standing in the room, never interacting with other ponies as if she weren't there. While the small [[color:red: P]]ressure in the back of your head become worse with each passing day, the desire to know who (or...what) is Derpy Doo transform from a small pique of curiosity to an obsesion. A pattern appears, a tragedy or injury befall a pony (in this lasts months, the six chosen) and she is always in the background, not quite watching like a emphasized shadow. Now the [[color:grey: P]]ressure so madenning, you decided to takle the problem head on but nopony knows where she lives (no surprising at this point) and her boss is as unhelpful as possible. You decide then to wait her in her morning route but no matter how early you wake up or even if you don't sleep, never see her enter or leave the Post Office and your letters keep appearing in your box, even when in desesperation you remove it and throw it in the floor, letters are sticking out as if mocking you. You snap. You try to forget but the [[color:green: P]]ressure gets worse and worse so you leave Ponyville to some city who-know-where. You are a mess, can't remember when was the last time you eated or bathed or sleep more than half and hour and there is papers and papers around the house, insane rambling most of them and the [[color:purple: P]]ressure is like a shiv to your brain. In your table you [[color:purple: F]]ound an old portrait. Its from the time of the foundation of Poniville but your eyes are instantly glued to the small, almost invisible figure in the shadows, down in the woods. It is almost indistinguishible, void like shape except for its [[color:gold: eyes]], looking straight at you, ''looking straight at you'' and you realize why that feeling in the back of your neck is so familiar and that she [[spoiler: [[UnstoppableMailman has found you... and you put the wrong stamps in the last package]]]].
* I always KNEW that pony was creepy! I knew it! I had a feeling! I must inform everyone of this! Quick! [[ToTheBatNoun To the Fanfic Archives!]]
[[WMG: Ditzy Doo had good reason to go west and north to get the southern birds for the Winter Wrap Ups.]]
Clearly, there's some kind of obstruction between Ponyville and the southern birds that makes the area tedious, difficult or even impossible to pass through around the time of Winter Wrap Up. During last year's Winter Wrap Up, the obstructed area was small enough for Ditzy to go west and make a u-turn to get to the southern birds, but by the following year's Winter Wrap Up (shown in episode 11) the obstructed area had grown to such a size that Ditzy had to go north and fly in a semicircle to get to the southern birds. Why do the other ponies think she went the wrong way both times, then? Well, the obstruction only developed after Ditzy took up the job of getting the southern birds for Winter Wrap Up, and [[MeaningfulName Ditzy]] being [[TheDitz ditzy]], [[PoorCommunicationKills she never thought to say anything about it, making her going west and north look like mistakes]].
[[WMG: Vinyl Scratch/DJ PON-3 is related to Rarity.]]
She's either her CoolAunt or possibly her [[OlderThanTheyLook particularly youthful]] HotMom. They look vaguely similar, they're both unicorns (as is Sweetie Belle), and they're both artists.
Also, it was implied in the pilot episodes that Pinkie and Rarity were friends before those events, which wasn't true of everypony. Pinkie doesn't seem to be the type that Rarity would hang out with without a mutual acquaintance, sure she'd go to her parties and maybe chat on occasion but that would probably be it. But if Rarity closely knew someone, like say a DJ Mom or Aunt, who would likely be on close terms with the main party-thrower of Ponyville then that's a different story. This would also explain where Sweetie Belle and Rarity's musical talents came from.
[[WMG: Zecora will become a victim of ChuckCunninghamSyndrome or maybe just PutOnABus ]]
No one seems to hate her, but among the minor characters she doesn't appear to be getting as much attention from the fans as the bad girls. She also doesn't live in Ponyville, so she's not going to pop up in crowd scenes very often.
Too bad. Maybe there's still hope if she crosses her eyes and starts delivering mail....
** Maybe not for cameo appearances, but there are plenty of plots where she could play an important role. She's the only real peer for Twilight for instance, and her knowledge of herbalism serves her as a Mr Exposition. Ironically Derpie's popularity ensures that she will ''never'' have an important role in the plot, as it would undoubtedly trample over the opinions of half the fanbase.
** It really depends on if Hasbro decides to make a toy based on Zecora... Have they made MLP toys based on Non-ponies before?
*** Well, there is a Spike toy.
[[WMG: The Mayor's real name is Emma Anne Alpha.]]
Regardless of whether we find out what she does all day or not (see the "Mayor of Don't Do Anything" guess, above), the show's love of [[MeaningfulName meaningful names]] and [[PunnyName pun-based names]] suggests she will have a name that confirms her status as Ponyville's elected head, so I'm guessing Emma Anne Alpha ("I'm an alpha"). The alpha female in a herd of horses will often be an old mare.
* Someone wrote a fic where her name was "Mar" pronounced the same way as mare and Mayor... making her the Mayor mare, Mar.
[[WMG: Snips and Snails will get a puppy dog named Tails.]]
Just because they need to complete the expression, "What are little boys made of?"
* And they will meet two fillies named Sugar, Spice, and a kitten named Nice.
** And then someone will give them superpowers with [[PowerpuffGirls Chemical X]].
*** You made my day.
** No no no. A pair named Sugar and Spice, unless a pony named Tails shows up.
*** And they will be a {{Tomboy and Girly Girl}} pair.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves will become a HeroicBystander at some point.]]
It's a good way to give Derpy some focus, make her fans happy and let her be awesome, but at the same time ensure she doesn't outshine the main cast.
[[WMG: Derpy will get her own spin-off series]]
However, it will only be available online and each episode is no longer than three minutes. The plot plot will most likely center on Derpy delivering and unusual package to an unusual location.
[[WMG: There's nothing wrong with Derpy at all!]]
She can see all five dimensions just fine!
[[WMG: Spike becomes Sick, forcing Derpy to deliver Twilight's letters]]
However, she's never delivered anything outside of ponyville before, so the episode will center around her crazy hi jinx.
[[WMG: Dr. Whooves isn't the timelord, he's the companion]]
Which means DERPY is the real time lord!
[[WMG: Trixie has been to the zebra homeland.]]
She once referred to herself as the "greatest equine who ever lived" rather than simply the greatest pony. This suggests she's met equines that aren't ponies. Her traveling show has likely taken her to all sorts of foreign lands.
[[WMG: Trixie has a Inferiority/Superiority complex.]]
[[WMG: Trixie had to live with an abusive family member for a time.]]
Think about it. She and [[EdEddNEddy Eddy]] share alot of things in common. They're always out to prove they're better then everyone else. In the Ed Edd n' Eddy moive, [[spoiler: it's revealed Eddy's brother is an abusive [[CompleteMonster complete monster]], which is what caused him to gain an inferiority complex.]] If the above WMG is true, it could be possible that Trixie gain her inferiority complex in the same way.
[[WMG: In contrast with the above WMG, Trixie use to have a family member she idoled.]]
Maybe a big brother or sister who was exceptionally good with magic. She could hhave probably been very close to them, and maybe something happened like they died in an accident, or the more kid friendly version of them just disappearing one day. She probably gained her 'better then everyone' additude because most of the spells she was taught were probably from that family member, and thus doesn't want to ruined their name by letting them be out done.
[[WMG: Spitfire is Scootaloo's sister]]
Unlikely. Scoot might be a bit thick sometimes, but if Spitfire, a Wonderbolt, were her sister she'd have bragged about this to Rainbow at the FIRST opportunity. There's no way that Scootaloo, being such a huge fan of Rainbow, wouldn't have learned that Rainbow herself is a fan of the Wonderbolts.
* Perhaps Spitfire has a SecretIdentity?
** Spitfire IS the secret identity, ie. a stage name. Her real name? [[spoiler:Firefly.]]
[[WMG: And the Doctor Whoof companions (curent,past or future)are ]]
* Derpy - popular fanfic companions (she can be somopony like Rose or Donna)
* Twilight - another companion from fanfics
* Rarity and Fluttershy - just look at part when they are singing in Winter Wrap Up with Doctor , it must be so conection
** Fluttershy case may go deeper, look at her part of at the Gala, she propably companion of 5th Doctor, propably (jugding how they look at each other) romantic relationship
*** Fluttershy might also have traveled with the Tenth Doctor. She fears her own shadow because she knows of the Vashta Nerada. She might actually be the Ponyverse's version of Donna Noble.
* Colgate/Romana - fellow Time Pony.
** Colgate could be the Ponyverse's version of Susan Foreman.
* Rose/Roseluck - Should be obvious
[[WMG: In the first season, we didn't see the true mane color of Vinyl Scratch aka [=DJ P0N-3=].]]
She's a performer, and has to be entertaining. Since ponies usually don't wear clothing, her variation of wearing a wild costume is to just wear a different wig during each of her gigs. If we see the inside of her home/studio, there will be several wig stands, each with a different style sitting on it. What IS her correct mane color? You'll have to catch her when she's not behind a turnstile, setting up, or breaking down in order to find out.
** Could tie in with the above mentioned "Scratch is related to Rarity" theory above and reveal that without her mane-dye/wig and shades...she looks exactly like Rarity (with a different cutie mark)!
[[WMG: Zecora had a run-in with Applejack in the past, which is why Applejack's so scared of her.]]
Like say, they met when they were fillies and something unintentional on Zecora's part happened between them that left Applejack horrified of her.
[[WMG: The song [[WMG/YoureSoVainTheories You're So Vain]] by Carly Simons is actually about Prince Blueblood.]]
It seems to fit mostly... At least from Rarity's perspective.
[[WMG: Spitfire will become TheMentor to Rainbow Dash]]
[[WMG: Derpy has [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duane_syndrome Duane syndrome]].]]
Hey, it fits.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is a avatar of [[CthulhuMythos Nyarlathotep]]]]
[[WMG: Snips will be seen cutting somepony's hair before the series ends (but not during Season 2).]]
Because that's the calling indicated by his cutie mark. He's a natural barber. It will be a background action, and not important to the story itself.
* I have no idea what Snails' calling happens to be.
** A Malacologist (Someone who studies snails).
*** Snails will specialize in very slow, deep thoughts (''My Little Philosopher''?)
[[WMG: Trixie is a reincarnation of Nightmare Moon]]
It's been said that something or someone caused Luna to become Nightmare Moon. Assuming that it's a thing, when the elements of Harmony purified Luna, the evil Nightmare Moon personality got seperated from her. The elements can't outright destroy anything though (they either seem to seal you away or purge you of evil) The light magic from the elements diluted Nightmare Moon and gave her a new body. Memoryless, this new unicorn is an egotistical jerk due to the evil within her. Should she ever combine with pure darkness though, we might see a resurrection of Nightmare Moon.
[[WMG: Spitfire's & Soarin's cutie marks have nothing to do with flying]]
We haven't seen any Wonderbolts out of costume and there's nothing to suggest that a pony's special talent ''has'' to be flying in order to get into the Wonderbolts. It would also provide some comedic irony when Rainbow Dash finds out that her idols special talent is something completely unreleated like sewing or fishing or something. Some guesses...
* Soarin's cutie mark is a chef's hat or something related to cooking. He clearly loves homemade pies, what if he was a chef before joining the Wonderbolts?
* Their cutie marks are on their costumes.
** No they don't. Those are some kind of insignia/symbol other then a cutie mark, unless you think that nearly every Wonderbolt has one of two cutie marks.
[[WMG: Zecora has lost family or friends to crocodiles.]]
At the time this guess is being made, we have not seen her with Gummy (Pinkie Pie's small, toothless pet alligator). If we see an episode where she sees him for the first time, she will react badly, and if we don't it will still be clear she is not very keen on him.
[[WMG: Derpy's special talent is flying.]]
* She was seen waiting to perform at the flight competition. She doesn't fly like Rainbow Dash, however. She's much more graceful and smooth, so her cutie mark has bubbles, to symbolize her ability to float with ease. She is a mail carrier because she can deliver delicate packages without damaing them.
[[WMG: Snips got his cutie mark offscreen during [[http://www.hasbro.com/play/details.cfm?guid=E300C93D-5056-900B-1050-A310A192B6BD Applejack's game]] from ''[[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/mlp-adventures-in-ponyville Adventures in Ponyville]]''.]]
In the game's intro, Snips has no cutie mark, but in the game itself, his cutie mark is there. Rather than being an animation error, perhaps he discovered his special talent after fleeing from Applejack but before returning for more apples. And it wouldn't be a continuity error, since the game was Snips and Snails' first appearance.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves huge family full of identical or similar relatives]]
Every time we see more than one Derpy is because we see her sisters or cusins.
* Same with Derpy with diffrent colour of eyes or hair.
* All names are canonical, one name can be true for more than one pony. So there are many ponies named Derpy Hooves, Ditzy Doo or even Bubbles (or other nicknames what animator gave them.
* All interpretations are true:
** There are many Derpies with Diffrent level of inteligence or mental state.
** One of them have one unicorn filly named Dinky.
** One (or more) is Doctor Whoof companion.
** Few of them have mail related job.
[[WMG: Hoity Toity and Spike are friends.]]
Hoity Toity watched Rarity's fashion shows as a favor to Spike.
[[WMG: Romana/Colgate is actually pony version of Romana III]]
Yes she is third version of time lord companion of Doctor. That version will show up in future episodes. And she will be somehow related to toothpaste.
[[WMG: The Diamond Dogs wanted those gems for reasons other than greed.]]
They might've wanted to cash in those gems to get something they really needed, like bathtubs or a cleaner home.
* They may once have been Princess Celestia's royal miners, upstaged by ponies, and they want to show the Princess they can work better than any pony ( [[{{Hypocrite}} by using a pony]] ).
* They might've been gathering those gems for someone else, like a hungry dragon.
* They might eat gems just like dragons.
[[WMG: Gilda will have a Woobie Past episode]]
Wherein we are shown that she is insanely jealous, antagonizes everypony and everybody, and clings to Rainbow Dash so much because her childhood was a very bad one. Her parents suffered extremely rocky relationship problems, which led to a divorce, which led to a string of new boyfriends, another divorce, numerous schools (and little time to make friends in any of them), till a much-needed break and Crowning Moment of Heartwarming when she gets custody with her "Daddy" (one of her mom's nicer and honestly affectionate boyfriends).
Then yet another painful (if temporary) separation when Gilda has to be sent to Flight Camp.
Flight Camp is even worse, where the drive for competition and not being in the loser bracket drives Gilda to be good simply because she's afraid of being stuck as the odd-one-out again. Their graduation, and Gilda's being presumably geographically separated from one of her only friends in her entire life contributes to her present day personality.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves is Celestia and Luna's mother.]]
If you watch the cutie mark chronicles, you'll see Derpy on the lower left during Twilight Sparkles flashback as Celestia is just about to raise the sun in canterlot. She even has her characteristic derpy eyes. This means that despite appearances, Derpy is older than Twilight Sparkle by quite a bit. However she hasn't aged a day between back then and now. This is because in actuality, Derpy Hooves is the depowered form of Celestia and Luna's mother, who gave up her powers and responsibilities as the one true god-ruler of Equestria thousands of years ago to her two favorite daughters as a gift when they earned their Cutie Marks. She's still alive because even after sacrificing her horn and all its magic, her body's still immortal. She was in Canterlot that day to watch Celestia raise the sun, something she does every year. This is also why Derpy was in ponyville when Nightmare Moon returned.
Derpy's wall-eyed expression is because, even when she was the god-empress of equestria, she was known as being something of a DitzyGenius / CloudCuckooLander, when she gave up her magic and became a normal pegasus pony, the loss of all that magical grace made what once looked like a mildly ditzy expression into classic Derpy Hooves. Also Dinky is simply her first and only daughter since she gave up most of her magic, and Dinky is a unicorn because of the trace amounts of magic Derpy still has dormant inside her.
[[WMG: Doctor Whoof isn't the Doctor....]]
* He is actually Doc Brown from Back to the Future! There are several possible reasons for this. Firstly, the mane is actually brown, so that suits the name, secondly, his voice actor does have far more of an american accent and does quite old, especialy compared to either of the most recent Doctors. Think of the fan-fic possibilities!
[[WMG: "Granny" Smith is actually the Apple Family's godmother.]]
A Godparent is any relative that has entered in an agreement to adopt the children of a family member in the event the children become orphaned. In Cutie Mark Chronicles, even as children, Applejack and her brother are living with Smith, and Applebloom couldn't have been born yet.
It could be very possible that Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Applebloom are all from different parents, and may not even be related by blood. Fortunately, they are all HappilyAdopted and do not consider blood relation making a bit of difference in who they are to each other.
[[WMG: Owlowiscious is aware of the 4th wall.]]
At the end of the episode, we see him wink at the audience. He doesn't have any of Pinkie's powers though.
[[WMG: Silverspoon is Related to Hoity Toity]]
Most likely, She's his daughter. Why is she living in Ponyville instead of Canterlot? Because her parents are divorced. Silverspoon lives with her mom (let's call her "Platinum"), but both of her parents try to win her over with gifts, favors, and the like, and as a result she has become a spoiled brat.
[[WMG: Diamond Tiara comes from a neglectful and/or emotionally abusive family.]]
She is always wearing a tiara on her head (a ''freaking tiara,'' rather than a bow or ribbon or headband), a ploy to get attention. She becomes visibly distressed at the prospect of being upstaged at her own Cutecinera and having people pay more attention to the CMC than herself at said event. She and Silverspoon briefly mention how awful it would be to be "not special," and she is ''constantly'' going on about her Cutie Mark in her debut episode. This could mean one of two things: Her family places absurdly high expectations on her and expects her to be supremely special, important, and to stand out above everyone else--which is partly why she wears her tiara. When she fails to meet said expectations, when other ponies are paid attention to over her, her parents berate and punish her. Alternatively, no one in her family pays attention to her, so her talk of being special and her need to be noticed is because of that--she just wants someone to love and pay attention to her.
[[WMG: Twist is Mr and Mrs Cake's daughter.]]
A talent for making tasty treats could run in the family, especially when she gets it from both sides. We see Twist's house in Call of the Cutie, but there's no indication that Mr and Mrs Cake live in or above their shop (and living directly underneath Pinkie Pie would be rather trying), so that might have been the Cake residence. Finally, making more than a few types of candy isn't actually something that can easily be done in a home kitchen, but as the Cakes' daughter, she'd have access to Sugarcube Corner's professional equipment, such as the machine that tried to eat the [=CMCs=] in The Show Stoppers.
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[[folder: Season 2 Guesses]]
[[WMG: Should they make a Second Season for the series...]]
* 24/03/2011 - Greenlit for another series of 24 episodes ^^
* Trixie will join the crew as the SixthRanger.
** Many fans like Trixie because of her [[ThirdPersonPerson various]] [[SmugSuper bad]] [[AnythingYouCanDoICanDoBetter attributes]]. Remove them and she's no longer the Trixie we know and like. Keep them and other fans will complain why the Mane Cast is hanging around with somebody [[TheScrappy who's always insulting them]].
* Alternately, Derpy Hooves. In case she becomes popular enough to Hasbro consider making a toy based on her. Well, why not? It's not like Trixie doesn't have followers or that can't be made appealing for the target audience. And Derpy is...Derpy -- [[EnsembleDarkhorse everybrony's favorite pony]].
* Why is no one thinking of Zecora?
** Then she will become a Recurring Character that The Ponies will use for help when they encounter something [[HollywoodVoodoo voodoo]], or She'll become a SixthRanger of some shorts
* As another alternative they will add a male SixthRanger ([[FanNickname Doctor Whoof]] FTW!) in an attempt to cash in even further on the male audience.
** Keep in mind that Hasbro started releasing repaints before they've even released molded versions of some of the ''main cast''. I rather doubt Hasbro is paying any attention to anything at all.
* What about Princess Luna as the SixthRanger? Think about it. Luna has been in the moon for 1000 years. Whether she was awake/percieved it as a full millenium doesn't matter if you realize that any friends she had before imprisonment are probably dead/gone. Secondly, there would be great potential for her development as a character; I'd expect a lot of TheAtoner, guilt, etc. Thirdly, there would be potential for character dynamics; it wouldn't be a stretch at all to have one or more ponies still unsure about her, still wary. And fourth... Hasbro could make another damn toy if they wanted to.
* It will feature longer story arches the way Lauren Faust wanted the show to be rather than episodic.
* It will add more of the "sailor moon" vibe the pilot provided (which was apparently quashed by ExecutiveMeddling), though the majority of the episodes will probably still be the slice of life sort.
** Highly likely, since WordOfGod says that season 2 will be introducing villains. (Woo hoo!)
* There will be an episode where Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy [[PersonalitySwap switch personalities]], [[HilarityEnsues just for hilarity and]] [[TalkingToHimself the fact they're voiced by the same person]].
** Why not Rainbow Dash and Applejack? They share a voice actor too.
*** Never said that couldn't happen either.
[[WMG: The villains will be the same as the mane six, but without the element's of harmony.]]
* Twilight Sparkle: Her Counterpart will remain friendless, caught up in his or her studies. (Friendship)
* Applejack: MagnificentBastard who rips off customers daily. (Honesty)
* Fluttershy: Some sort of ruthless animal trainer that treats her pets like garbage, but still withdrawn from society. (Kindess)
* Rainbow Dash: A talented flier with an extreme case of ChronicBackstabbingDisorder, to the point where no one wants him/her around. (Loyalty)
* Rarity: An extremely greedy hoarder who keeps everything to herself.(Generosity)
* Pinkie Pie: Child Pinkie Pie turned UpToEleven, may be a NietzscheWannabe. (Laughter)
[[WMG: Sea Ponies will eventually be introduced.]]
* Shoo-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo.
* And they'll be based off hippocampus rather than seahorses. Because then they can actually, y'know, do stuff.
* Perhaps an episode where the mane cast befriend a hippocampus, but find it hard to do anything with her because hippocampii can't leave the water.
[[WMG: Dash's second Sonic Rainboom will be important in the future.]]
Her first one indirectly helped the mane cast to get there Cutie Marks, and (as said below) possibly aided in binding the bearers of the Elements of Harmony together. According to Pinkie, no one's ever done a Sonic Rainboom since. So, it's possible that when one does occur, it has far reaching consequences.
** It kind of was, considering ''it already happened. In episode 16. Where the plot revolved around Rainbow pulling it off''. Just sayin'.
*** I believe the OP meant that the Sonic Rainboom in episode 16 will have greater significance than we currently know.
[[WMG: Lauren Faust will include some reference to the '4chan Pony Wars']]
We know that she at least is aware of the shows popularity on 4chan, and considering how wracked the fandom is with the site putting the fan community there into a strangle hold, she's probably going to hear about it at some point. Considering the nods already given to the [[FanCommunityNickname bronies]], I wouldn't doubt one bit that she'd give a little nod at some point as to the plight of the fan community. Perhaps a little dialogue quip or something.
[[WMG: Luna will be a main character in season 2]]
Lauren Faust has said that Luna won't be appearing in the show again until season 2. However, her involvement with the plot beyond that is a mystery. Now, let's look at it this way. Twilight Sparkle needed to learn about friendship because her studies had kept her isolated from other ponies. Luna was isolated for one thousand years and overshadowed by hatred. It wouldn't be a far stretch to imagine Luna joining Twilight in her friendship studies, especially since Twilight and her friends are presumably the only ones who can blast her back to normal if she goes evil again.
[[WMG: Luna's absence in season 1 will be a plot point]]
[[WMG: Somepony will make a reference to Salt Lick City]]
Think about it.
* Or Baltimare. Or Stalliongrad. Or Chicacolt, Illipony. Or Marewaukee, Wiscoltsin. You get the idea. The possibilities are endless
* Baltimare is located in Mareyland, or maybe they'll leave Equestria and go to Maneila in the Fillypines
** Or, we'll find out more about locations already mentioned (Manehattan, Hoofington, Fillydelphia) I get the feeling Fillydelphia has an unusual Americana flair to it.
*** How about Saint Colt, Maneisota?
[[WMG: Parents will show up in the next CMC episode(s)]]
If they will try explore past of other characters parents must be seen at some point, unless one previous WMG about parents is true.
* Partially confirmed - in "Cutie Mark Chronicles", we see Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle's respective parents.
[[WMG: We are going to see glow-in-the-dark ponies soon.]]
The reason Princess Luna flipped out and became Nightmare Moon was due to loneliness and jealousy (no ponies were staying up to enjoy and admire her work, like they were for her sister). The problem is that although she became Princess Luna again, there still aren't any ponies who are usually up all night.
[[WMG: Season two will introduce a new character to the group.]]
Possibly a male one, who would basically can't stand the suger bowl world he lives in. Needless to say, he would be both a [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarker]] and a [[ButtMonkey Butt Monkey]], quite possibly being a [[TakeThat Take That]] to people who bias the show as bad because it's MLP. As the season goes on, he will slowly start being less critical of the world as he starts opening up more to the main cast.
* Also building on the threoy below about season two starting with the main cast in Canterlot, he will be introduced as being a pony who is force to keep an eye on them incase they cause more trouble. (Maybe being the son of a guard pony at the castle, who wants to keep an eye on them but can't.)
** Also building on one of the meta guess examples where there will be a lesson about letting go of friends, in the season two finally he'll be forced to leave the group for some reason, maybe because the higher ups are finally convinced that they won't cause anymore trouble, or due to some important business that will force him to go away for sometime. Could be a bit of a tear jerker if they show that he doesn't want to leave them anymore, maybe sheading a single tear as he's taken away.
*** Would also get bonus points if he's voiced by [[CrispinFreeman Crispin Freeman]] through some miracle.
** If the above thought is true about him being tasked with keeping an eye on the main cast, some of the aesops could be in the form of him submitting reports to his boss/father about what he learned from the gang.
* It's possible that he'll be introduced as the science and technology pony (maybe running a fix-it shop) as a counterpoint to all the magic in Ponyville and Canterlot and to be TheSmartGuy in a way that's different from Twilight. He may also be used in an attempt to give Spike a male friend to relate to and have the two of them bounce snarky dialogue off one another about the general strangeness of Ponyville and its residents as well as the obvious "Women be Different from Men, Yo" jokes.
* You know, a new recurring male wouldn't necessarily ''have'' to be there just to offset the feminine tones of the series; who says he can't just be regarded as an ordinary friend and equal by the mane cast? There could even be some lesson in there about how boys and girls can play together without having to regard one another differently. Given how progressive the show's been thus far, it's not impossible. Plus it wouldn't necessarily conflict with the above suggestion of a GadgeteerGenius pony, which would be an admittedly cool addition to the setting.
* Another idea is that soon after his introduction two or more of the Mane cast will start competing with each other for his affection [[NoGuyWantsToBeChased while he would very much rather stay just friends]]. Through the course of this they would find out that even though they like him, they don't have very much in the way of common interests (him being a bit more laid-back and possibly something of a geek) and eventually call off their pursuit of him ([[RuleOfFunny which he suddenly finds insulting]]). The lesson being that boys and girls can be friends without any kind of romance or ShipTease involved.
* Also he could be the first Pony we see who doesn't live at his job as a lesson that people are more than what they do for a living.
* I think if they do add another guy to the group he won't ''quite'' be a mane character. He'll show up frequently and be involved when he does, but he won't be in every episode and won't be added to the opening credits. Reasons for this can include already having a rather large cast, having to work him naturally into the story rather than shoving him there for the sake of having another male character, and also to test the waters to see how fans both young and old react to him and if he fits in well probably wait until a third season (Hopefully!) to move him into the Mane cast.
* Honestly, though, isn't this Spike's role, essentially? Although I can see them adding another male character just to have someone Spike can talk to when none of the mane 6 are around.
[[WMG: Season 2 will "reintroduce" a team of villains/rivals.]]
Sure, Nightmare Moon escaped from her imprisonment, but who helped her? Those four stars that we saw always within proximity of the moon. If Lauren Faust is allowed to start putting "magical girl" themes back into the show, this troper could totally imagine the four stars appearing as a team of four villainous ponies who want Luna to "regain her powers" as Nightmare Moon and once again shroud Equestria in eternal darkness, so that the stars can always be seen in the sky.
To go deeper, perhaps at the start of the season we'll see Luna failing to make friends, and become envious of Twilight when seeing her surrounded by the other ponies. In come the "star ponies", who offer her unconditional friendship with a false smile, and she desperately accepts. Thus, the kiddies get to learn about the various ways that "friends" can take advantage of you and play you for a foal. These events would also provide a wealth of plot potential for the creators to work with, both as individual episodes, and as an overarching, season-long storyline that Lauren Faust (and many fans) seem to desire more.
[[WMG: Season 2 will introduce more Elemental groupings.]]
For example: The Elements of Justice (Intelligence, Patience, Diligence)
[[WMG: Season two will involve a search for the "Seventh Element"]]
The seventh being "Courage" which is possessed by Spike, however since his young body is too fragile to handle such a power using it will involve a temporary PlotRelevantAgeUp until he learns how to control it.
[[WMG: Similarly, season two will introduce [[EvilCounterpart evil counterparts]] to the Elements of Harmony.]]
For example: The Elements of Chaos or Discord.
* With Trixie being the leader and [[EvilCounterpart evil counter part]] of Twilight.
[[WMG: A later episode will feature Twilight and company visitng Zecora's homeland]]
There'll be some SceneryPorn inspired by the Serengeti Plains, the usual culture shock jokes, maybe an encounter with a monster from African folklore in which they team up with the locals to save the day, and a lesson in mutual respect for other cultures or something.
[[WMG: Whatever character WeirdAlYankovic is asked to play will have some relationship to Pinkie Pie]]
Recently, in a Twitter feed, Wierd Al was asked to Voice Act for the show. He hasn't replied, but if and when he does, the character he plays will have some relationship with Pinkie Pie. Because, let's be honest, its too good of a chance for anyone to miss.
* Wait; Weird Al is going to be a horse? [[BackAtTheBarnyard Why does that sound familiar?]]
[[WMG: The ugly dresses from ''Suited for Success'' will eventually reappear during a costume party.]]
Expect Rarity to be appalled, until it's pointed out that technically she didn't design them, her '''friends''' did.
[[WMG: The series 2 villains will include [[TransformersAnimated Blackarachnia and Waspinator]].]]
The ''Transformers Animated'' art style would go well with that of ''MLP:FIM'', and since ''TFA'' ended prematurely, there are a whole lot of unresolved plot threads. Plus, it would allow Hasbro to reuse moulds they've already made.
Blackarachnia and Waspinator would fit well as villains. Both were spurned by their comrades due to events beyond their control. Blackarachnia is hated by the other Transformers because of her organic components, and Waspinator was imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit. Learning about comradeship again would fit well with the friendship them of ''My Little Pony''.
* If not as a crossover, then a quick appearance as a regular (oversized) spider and wasp with the same voice actors.
[[WMG: This series will spawn a movie]]
It will probably be direct-to-DVD, but there will at some point be a full-length movie that will be made for this series. Perhaps several.
* One of the movies will not be an original movie, but a CompilationMovie made from "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E3TheTicketMaster The Ticket Master]]," "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess Suited For Success]]," and "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The Best Night Ever]]."
[[WMG: [[RhinoRampage Rhinos]] will appear on the show.]]
And they will be a TakeThat against TestosteronePoisoning.
[[WMG: Season 2 will feature Nightmare Moon possessing at least one of the mane cast]]
Since WordOfGod has confirmed that Luna was turned into Nightmare Moon by some kind of external force of evil, and that season 2 is going to have a recurring villain, it seems awfully likely that this being will reappear in some capacity. It might just possess Luna again, of course, but "Party of One" and "The Best Night Ever" have demonstrated that Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are fragile enough to be potential targets as well. They both react very badly to being unappreciated - just like Luna - and might likewise be corrupted in a moment of weakness.
After a few episodes of villainy, Luna will then join the remaining mane characters and will wield either the Element of Laughter or the Element of Kindness in Pinkie Pie's/Fluttershy's stead to defeat Nightmare Moon and return whoever to normal.
* If Nightmare Moon (or whatever was behind Luna's transformation) wants a powerful host, Twilight would be the perfect candidate. A "Twilight Moon" with Twillight's GlowingEyesOfDoom would be awesome and frightening at the same time.
** Or, as part of a BaitAndSwitch whatever possessed Luna will try and trick the Mane Cast and Luna into thinking it wants either Luna or Twilight in order to distract them from its real target [[spoiler: Spike, adding the almost unstoppable power of a dragon to its own.]]
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's mental fragility will be an argumental point during season 2.]]
Word of God confirmed villains during season 2, which means a confrontation against the bearers of the Elements of the Harmony. Pinkie seems to be the weakest link among them, so by breaking her into another depression pit, the Element of Laughter is removed from the Big Bad's way.
* Unless the villain isn't throughly annoyed of Pinkie's antics. Pinkie isn't really that easy to break. We've only seen one breakdown from her once.
* and that breakdown came from her thinking she'd failed in what is almost literally her only reason for being alive - making those around her happy.
[[WMG: As a counter to the above: Pikie Pie's personality will become a plot point in Season 2]]
Word of God confirmed villains during season 2, which means a confrontation against the bearers of the Elements of the Harmony. Perhaps the PsychoRangers speculated above will be counterpoints to the mane cast (Elements of Discord?)
When Pinkie Pie goes against her opposite (Element of Despair?) rather than give in, she will cause Despair to undergo a HeelFaceTurn by sheer force of her joy. [[TearJerker And it will be the most]] ManlyTears [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming inducing thing in the show to date.]]
* Extra points if it involves a DisneyDogFight between the Elements of Harmony and Elements of Discord/Chaos/Whatever.
[[WMG: Rarity will gain a new LustObject in Season 2]]
After having her dreams of marrying a prince dashed at the Grand Galloping Gala, Rarity will move on to another eligable bachlor pony. This might also [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption end in failure]] when she finds what is wrong with this one. The cycle will continue in later seasons.
* Alternatively, Rarity finds herself in an actually decent relationship with an actually decent stallion, prompting the rest of the mane cast to deal with feeling neglected when Rarity spends so much time with him instead of them. Dealing with jealousy of attention when one's friends start dating is a real concern for teenagers, after all. To preserve [[StatusQuoIsGod status quo]], her love interest might live in Canterlot and thus not be able to show up very often.
[[WMG: The first episode of the second season will still take place in Canterlot, after the Gala.]]
At the end of "Best Night Ever", the Mane Cast is still in Canterlot, hanging out with Spike and the princess in the bakery. The second season will begin exactly where "Best Night Ever" ended, tying up some loose ends. Maybe we will see a number of angry aristocrats demanding an explanation for what happened at the Gala from Celestia and the Mane Cast. Maybe we'll see Blueblood or the gardener again. This would also be a good moment for Luna to appear again.
[[WMG: Prince Blueblood will learn a lesson in humility]]
After he is banished from Canterlot for insulting Celestia's students.
[[WMG: Rarity opens up a franchise in Canterlot]]
And from then on, roughly half of the episodes take place there.
[[WMG: Trixie will return in the second or third season, AND... ]]
She will have a royal commission to study friendship from Princess '''Luna''', effectively making her the [[BlackMagicianGirl Black Magician Pony]] to Twilight's [[MagicalGirlWarrior Magical Pony Warrior]], and will also wind up being either her WorthyOpponent, FriendlyEnemy, or TheRival.
Even though they won't be in true opposition to each other (both will be trying to save friendships and ponies with what they learn) the [[EvilCounterpart mirroring aspect]] will be complete enough that while Twilight is focused on what makes friendships start and grow, Trixie will be finding out what makes them fail and die. Also, while Twilight has Spike as a [[NonHumanSidekick Non-Pony Sidekick]], Trixie will wind up with Snips & Snails as her [[MinionWithAnFInEvil assistants]].
At least a fifth to a fourth of the show's Aesop endings will be submitted by Trixie to Luna, and will provide a wrap-up of what NOT to do.
[[WMG: Updated villains from previous MLP generations will appear.]]
Hell, Tirek's appearance alone make for an awesome bunch of episodes
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode in which: ]]
Celestia will leave Twilight in temporary charge (while having the important stuff already done, just to be sure) of Equestria, while she and Luna take a spa day or something. As the rest of the cast get toured around the capital by Spike, in which [[HilarityEnsues hilarity ensues]]. [[TheChainsOfCommanding Twilight will become obsessed with the littlest things.]] Add in Pinkie causing riots or something. At the end, Celestia will return, and teach Twilight that leaders need to place trust in their followers, that not everything needs to be done yourself.
[[WMG: Musical Episode!]]
Even more than usual, I mean. Weird Al could make a [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome Pony Polka!]]
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode in which: ]]
Spike will [[RhymesOnADime yearn to learn]] about his dragon parents, or substitute parents, who believe in [[TheSpartanWay The Spartan Way]]. Eventually, he will realise that their way doesn't fit him, and [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming he will have a montage of growing up with Twilight at Canterlot]]. This will serve as an Aesop about adoptive parents.
* They actually did an episode very similar to this in the 80's series.
* Alternatively, maybe his dragon parents aren't that bad at all, but even then, Spike still misses Twilight.
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode where Spike goes through Dragon Puberty]]
Specifically: getting his wings and possibly horns. At first he'll think that he's awkward and ugly and possibly try to run away again when his clumsiness ruins some important event, only to eventually be reassured that his friends still love him anyway and went through similar phases only to come out okay themselves.
* As mentioned under ArtEvolution and VocalEvolution Spike is one of the few characters who is visibly aging as the show progresses. Perhaps dragons age at different rates than ponies and he will eventually start going though larger growth spurts as he becomes an adolescent. It's possible his voice actor may be recast too.
[[WMG: Spike will be granted his own special Cutie Mark]]
After an episode where he feels ostracized and left out because Dragons don't have cutie marks. Either Twilight or Celestria will use their magic to grant him one of his own after proving himself in some fashion. Ideas for his mark are:
* A burst of green fire
* A scroll in engulfed in green flames
* a stylized green dragon
* A dragon's wing
[[WMG: One or both episodes what left from s1 production and wait to season 2 premiere will be set during winter. ]]
There is only one episode set in winter and focused on ending it. Other seasons of the year are showed but series lack any real winter episode. So it best canditade to be in those episodes.
[[WMG: Luna episode will be flashback to times when she become Nightmare Moon ]]
[[WMG: There will be an episode where Dash finally gets an invite to join the Wonderbolts...]]
... But ends up turning it down, because she finds out that if she takes it she'll rarely ever get to see her friends again. The aesop of the episode would be something like sometimes friends are more important then ones own desires. (Of course, it would be a massive case of [[YourMilageMayVary YMMV]] to some people if pulled this way.)
* Alternatively, it could be somethinng like she finnally gets an invite to join them, but something puts her friends in danger (Possibly the antagonist of season 2). She would then be forced between her friends or joining the Wonderbolts, to which she'll get a BigDamnHeroes moment when she chooses her friends.
[[WMG: Alternatively There will be an episode involving RD and Wonderbolts but she will just hang with them or be a temporary member.]]
And episode will be about or conclusion from it that RD will abandon for now or forever of her dream to be Wonderbolt and stick with rest of main six as what she realizes that it is her true calling.
* Alternatively-alternatively (Wonderbolt episode ideas are fun!), one of the Wonderbolts gets injured before an upcoming race with a rival team and Spitfire suggests having Rainbow Dash (she did win the Best Young Flyer's competition after all) fill in. As it turns out, the rival team is the best flying team of griffons, with none other than Gilda (who's still bitter about the events of "Griffon the Brush Off") among their ranks. At some point in the episode, for whatever reason, Gilda's life will be in danger and Dash will have to choose between saving Gilda or winning the race for the Wonderbolts, and of course chooses Gilda. They reconcile, Spitfire tells Dash she made the right choice even though the Wonderbolts lost the race, an Aesop is given about loyalty to friends, you get the idea.
* Or Dash is given the chance to perform a routine with them, triggering a major "ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh" attack. While she doesn't become a permanent mamber, she a least gets to keep the costume.
[[WMG: Or an episode where Rainbow Dash learns of all the mundane things the Wonderbolts do, and loses interest in the group]]
[[WMG: There will be Rainbow Dash solo song]]
Everypony would like this. Perhaps in episodes from above WMG.
* Oh god, do want!
[[WMG: Season 2 will feature an episode in which:]]
A magical mishap of some sort causes the mane cast to turn into adorable babies, [[HilarityEnsues and the responsibility of taking care of them will fall to the CMC]]. Zecora may get some time to shine as well, as she would most likely be the first one that Applebloom would think of to ask for help; this would also give the writers an excuse to have the CMC become [[BadlyBatteredBabysitter Badly Battered Babysitters]] as they try to keep six rambunctious babies from getting hurt in the Everfree Forest and learn a lesson about responsibility.
[[WMG: One episode will feature [[MemeticMutation double rainbow all the all the way across the sky]].]]
What will it mean? It might even be a triple rainbow!
[[WMG: [[Fanfic/{{Progress}} Before the end of the second season, Princess Luna will be seen using an abacus.]] ]]
Due to a fan fiction, Fanfic/{{Progress}}, that seems to be gaining attention among the fans. However, as the season is already in production (and two episodes are already done), the scene will most likely be in the later episodes and the result of post-production. The only reason there won't be a simple mention in the dialog is because that has to be done first, and most likely has been either completed or is near completion by now.
[[WMG: Season 2 will prove to be a base breaker due to ExecutiveMeddling.]]
We know that Lauren has reduced her involvement with the show in the second season; she says she has full confidence in the crew working on it, but she would sort of have to say that wouldn't she. I'm worried that the show may start to move away from Lauren's brand of storytelling back toward the sort of stereotypical "girlie" stuff that Lauren was trying to get away from in the first place. This will divide the base as many old-school bronies don't like it, but the target audience doesn't care as much.
(I'm very hopeful that the act of making this prediction will make the universe strive to prove me wrong.)
* The "Equestria Girls" song proves that Hasbro (or at least the Hub) knows about [[PeripheryDemographic the bronies]], so hopefully they will continue to make it appeal to them. I almost feel that they will try too hard and fail that way.
** But that promo was put together by the Hub, not necessarily by the people actually making the show itself. You can't tell anything about what the show's staff will do from that.
*** Yes, but so far the people who make the show have earned our trust. The promo suggests that ExecutiveMeddling probably won't make the show take a turn for the worse.
* The show's awesomeness is not all down to Lauren. Daniel Ingram, the animators, the writers, even the voice actresses, they all play a part in making the show what it is. And despite what Hasbro might think, little girls aren't idiots. If the show changes for the worst, they'll get as upset as the older fans, they just won't complain on the internet.
* Actually, a clarification that Lauren posted suggested that one of the reasons she's not so involved is that the things she needed to contribute to Season 2, such as basic episode ideas, were pretty much done. So her ideas will be implemented, hopefully, and there's the rest of the very talented staff remaining. This troper is optimistic about season 2.
[[WMG: There will be [[FreakyFridayFlip The Obligatory Body Swap Episode]].]]
Maybe it won't be in Season 2, maybe it will, but at some point in the show's course there will inevitably be some sort of magical accident that causes the mane cast to turn into one another, [[VoicesAreMental though still sounding like themselves for some reason]], and be forced to live as each other for a single day. The friendship report will, naturally, be about different perspectives and walking a mile in someone else's horseshoes. Here are some possible swapees and who they might become. Feel free to add.
* Twilight Sparkle
** Rainbow Dash
** Princess Celestia
** Spike
* Rarity
** Fluttershy
** Rainbow Dash, for a little MythologyGag (see [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwyIR598a_s here]])
* Pinkie Pie
** Twilight Sparkle
* Applejack
** Rarity
* Fluttershy
** Pinkie Pie
* Rainbow Dash
** Applejack
* ...Spike?
** Twilight Sparkle
** Even better, Rarity for a hilarious MythologyGag! (Spike's voice actress was G3 Rarity)
* Hell, maybe even Princess Celestia!
** Twilight Sparkle
** Luna, probably for some coup d'etate
[[WMG: Season 2 will introduce Hippogriffs, the port town of Stalliongrad and Airships]]
The Hippogriffs will also come in Unicorn (though this time it's double Horned), Pegasus, and Earth varieties, and be highly skilled with tools and vehicles given their Pony Heritage, Claws by Griffin heritage, and their never-ending need to find new and better ways to make dinner with little or no effort on their part. They live in Stalliongrad, a massive seaport-airport hybrid where ships sail the seas and the skies.
* It would also reek heavily of communist bloc cities, and the aesop is finding joy in the darkest of times.
[[WMG: The Girls get re-invited to the gala, but they don't want to go]]
* So they try to foist the tickets on other ponies, but are having trouble choosing who to give them to.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle gets stuck in a "Twlight" spoof episode]]
* She'll be harassed by a (very shiny) unicorn named Night Glider, who wants to do EVERYTHING with Twilight. The other five Ponies don't like him AT ALL. Initially, Twilight thinks they're just jealous, but soon finds out Night Glider was very literal with the phrase "be by your side forever". Eventually, he is booted out of Ponyville by the Mane cast (possibly by using the elements of Harmony again) and everyone learns a lesson in "friends look out for each other's best interests."
** For some weird reason, I actually want to see this...
** Throw in a jealous hippogrif named Blackmane, Pinkie Pie and Rarity recruiting for Team Blackmane and Team Night Glider, and you got a PARTY.
[[WMG: Luna disguises herself as "Moon Dancer" and tries to live life as a normal earth pony for an episode or two]]
* Of course, Pinkie Pie can see right through her disguise and nearly blows her cover on several occasions.
[[WMG: We meet the parents of the Mane cast]]
* It turns out Pinkie Pie's parents are as humorless as she's mentioned, But her sisters are a different case. One is a bit of a klepto and the other one appears to suffer from OCD.
* Twilight's parents are extremely proud of their daughter, Her mother is a Teacher for young Unicorns and her father is an astronomer. They are also terrified of turning into plants again.
* Fluttershy comes from an extremely wealthy family, With both of her parents being bombastic and loud, scaring the poor filly to shyness.
* Rainbow Dash doesn't have a mom or a dad, but was raised by four of her uncles. She doesn't seem to question why her birth parents were never around, but she likes to brag that she has "twice as many parents as you have"
** turns out her real parents are [[ClashOfTheTitans the original Pegasus]] and [[RainbowBrite Starlite]].
* Rarity's parents are both artists, though terrible with money. Rarity remembers a rather spartan childhood, half of the money she makes at her shop goes to care for her parents.
* However we will only meed ''one'' of Spike's parents who will explain why the gave him up for "adoption" and just why some dragons do this (Perhaps his mother died and male dragons are ill-equipped to raise young.).
[[WMG: Spike will get turned into a pony for an episode]]
Because it would not only be [[HilarityEnsues funny]], but the [[AnAesop moral]] could be a "Trot a mile in Another's Hooves" type deal.
* For bonus hilarity Spike's pony form will become a LustObject for Rarity only for Spike to be turned off by her aggressive pursuit.
* Alternative, he'll become a LustObject for ''[[ToyShip Sweetie Belle]]''
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash will go back in time and perform a Sonic Rainboom thereby creating the original myth surrounding the phenomenon.]]
* Well...that would explain how the "myth" began when supposedly nobody had ever performed a Sonic Rainboom before. Maybe the one who witnesses it is a younger Celestia, [[FridgeBrilliance which could maybe explain why she didn't attempt to save Rarity in "Sonic Rainboom".]]
[[WMG: A member of the Apple family gets married]]
Not any direct relation to Applejack, but a distant cousin or something. The gang prepares for the wedding, and the [=CMCs=] want to help out. On the day of the wedding, Sweetie Bell and Apple bloom arrive on time, but Scootaloo oversleeps. This is especially bad, since she was supposed to pick up the wedding bands (Bracelets, because ponies don't have fingers) and she has not done that yet. In her mad dash to get to the wedding on time, she accidentally crashes into the wedding arch, sending it crashing down. Sweetie Bell manages to distract all the guests by performing for them and Apple Bloom repairs everything. everything works out, and by the end of the episode, Twilight tells the [=CMCs=] to take a look at their flanks...
[[WMG: Gilda and Trixie will team up with the villains.]]
Ashamed with being laughed out of Ponyville, Trixie falls into a deep depression. The same evil force that turned Luna into Nightmare Moon will see this as an opportunity to take over a potentially powerful host. It convinces her to host it, promising that it will greatly amplify her powers. It also manages to convince other characters, among them, Gilda, to join it's side. They go to fight the main characters. Gilda is asked to take down Rainbow Dash. She gives Rainbow Dash a beating, but finds herself unable to deliver the final blow. She remembers the good times that they had, and their years of friendship. She realizes what a jerk she was, and decides to side with the main characters, fighting against the evil force.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo will have her own episode]]
It will be about a letter that HAS to be delivered, but can't due to some complication (a monster?) and the name of it will be some pun on "Through hail, wind or snow". The Mane cast will gain a new found respect for the postal service, and the aesop will be about appreciating people. And it will still have plenty of derpy moments, even if Derpy will be shown to be a good mailmare overall.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie will have an episode where the Aesop will be about PoorCommunicationKills]]
Because after the paraspite ep it would be odd. Might show up in season 3 instead.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle will be turned into a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Vampony]]]]
But she'll find that [[YourVampiresSuck undeath is overrated]] as she can't be around her friends without hungering for their blood (or LifeEnergy since it's a kid's show), can't see her beloved mentor's sun again, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking doesn't cast a reflection]]. So she'll find a cure for it by the end of the episode.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves is going to have a FaceHeelTurn]]
We already know that she is going to be part of the Mane cast, but she doesn't exactly represent an element of harmony (since there should only be 6,) does she? The answer? They put in an opposite force, elements of discord or whatever, and use HER as the 6th one, we already have 5 (the force that controlled Luna, and the 4 stars that helped Nightmare Moon escape). Some of the later (or pilot) episode(s) will revolve around this turn of events, possibly with a solid continuity. I only wish it didn't make so much sense.
* When did Lauren Faust say Derpy'd be part of the '''Mane''' cast?
[[WMG: Elements of Discord/Chaos will be simple opposites of Elements of Harmony]]
Kindess vs. Malice, Generosity vs. Avarice, Loyalty vs. Betrayul, Honesty vs. Deceitfulness/Deception, Laughter vs. Despair/Gloom, and Magic/Friendship vs. Oblivion/Isolation. Alternatively, Magic will be a common element with Twilight Sparkle ending up on a precipice between them as part of an ongoing seasonal plot/undercurrent (provided another skilled magic user doesn't show up, or they don't just use Trixie).
* Also, the Element of Betrayal and the Element of Deceit will both be [[HeelFaceRevolvingDoor Heel Face Revolving Doors]], and the Element of Malice will be either TheChessmaster or a MagnificentBastard.
[[WMG: Season 2 itself will feature a real shout-out to Bronies...]]
They'll be portrayed as [[{{Youkai}} Oni]] (Ogre-like creatures from Japanese mythology). The Bro-Oni are either going to be brutish but ultimately friendly creatures who befriend the ponies or villainous and are minions to a BigBad.
[[WMG: Later seasons will have more Soundheim Shout Out songs]]
Season One already has two songs that are clear takes on songs from two of his shows. Clearly it's only a matter of time before we get songs such as ''[[AFunnyThingHappenedOnTheWayToTheForum Everybody Ought to]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8 Have a Laugh]] by Pinkie Pie, or [[SweeneyTodd Poor]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaSddGiwNI4&feature=fvst Kitten]] by Fluttershy.
[[WMG: At some point the Mane cast will encounter a gigantic subterranean monster]]
It'll cause earthquakes just by moving and will be so massive all they can see is its eye. After 20 minutes of trying to communicate with it or fight it Celestia will show up and say "sorry we woke you up [[spoiler: mom, me and Luna will try to play more quietly now.]]"
[[WMG: Big Bad of this season will be named: Krastos the Glue Maker]]
However, nopony will understand why he chose that title since the glue that exists in Equestria isn't animal based and never has been.
* His own glue might not even be made from (or be explicitly said to be made from) horses. He'll be a different sort of villain, perhaps a high-class thief or a send-up of ruthless businesses.
[[WMG: Sweet Apple Acres is hit by a blight]]
after bringing Granny Smith home from surgery, Big Mac, Applejack and Apple Bloom find out that in their absence their crops have been hit by "skyworms" and have rendered it all inedible. With the family's source of Income gone, and Granny Smith's medical bills keep piling up, the three grandchildren have to figure out a way to make ends meet. Applejack asked Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Fluttershy for help, but they each run off in a different direction. Big Macintosh offers his services as a delivery pony, but does not get many customers, Applejack gets a part-time job at Sugar cube corner (Because Pinkie Pie has gone to visit her parents) but is too stressed to do anything right, and poor Apple bloom tries a bunch of things, but fails at every turn. When "Mr. Taxes" comes to repossess the farm, Twilight sparkle runs up and presents Mr. Taxes with a basket full of bits. Twilight has sold some of her books to help Applejack and her family, but sadly this isn't enough. Rarity and Fluttershy show up with a BIGGER basket of bits, as they worked their tails off to find and sell gems, but this still isn't enough. Finally Rainbow Dash shows up with the rest of town, She did a little stunt show to raise money, and when the townsponies asked why, they each wanted to help. The Cakes, Mayor Pony, Cherrilee, and everyone else shows up with money in hoof. Before anyone could count it all, Spike coughs up a letter from Celestia, who has graciously loaned the apple family one million bits. Applejack is moved to tears by her friend's generosity, and Mr. Taxes lets the Apple family keep their farm. In the end, they had all collected fourteen times the amount of money the apple family needed, and since Pinkie pie just returned (With the entire crop of another Apple family's farm in tow. Don't worry, this was donated), they throw a party. The Aesop is "True friends stick together through thick and thin".
[[WMG: Rarity tries to "Turn Rainbow Dash into a Lady."]]
A fellow designer stops by Rarity's shop to "find inspiration" and she introduces herself to the rest of the mane cast. Things go well until she meets Rainbow Dash, who seems to give the guest pony a rather slovenly greeting and she arrives at the shop covered in mud. Deeply offended, Rarity asks the girls to please help Miss Designer by touring ponyville, and Rarity sets to work teaching Rainbow Dash etiquette. Dash does not enjoy one minute of this and tries to thwart Rarity's attempts. Eventually, the rest of the Mane cast are forced to return to the shop, where Rarity and rainbow dash have begun to fight it out. Suddenly, The designer reveals her less lady-like side, and this shocks everyone. It turns out the designer was born and raised in the boonies of equestria, and seems relieved that she has found someone she can be less formal around. The lesson here is "You can't change people, accept them for who they are"
[[WMG: The evil force that took over Princess Luna will return and take over Princess Celestia.]]
Her evil persona will be something along the lines of "Hellfire Sun". Princess Luna and the mane cast will join together and find a way to purge the evil from her as they did with Luna.
[[WMG: Advancing from the above, the evil force that took over Luna will function as a (rather light, though) KnightOfCerebus.]]
[[WMG: We'll get a TimeTravel episode where some of the cast meets Nightmare Moon during her imprisonment.]]
There'll be an accident sending some ponies to the moon during NightmareMoon's imprisonment. Nightmare Moon, having gone crazy from the lack of social interaction, will go {{Yandere}} for them.
[[WMG: The first episode of Season 2 will be a WhamEpisode.]]
This theory relies on Season 2 being more like the original idea Lauren Faust had. Most likely it would take place in Canterlot, shortly after the events of "Best Night Ever", with a new villain (Maybe even a KnightOfCerebus ) attacking.
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode with the original [=FiM=] prototype characters appearing]]
Posey, Surprise, Firefly, Sparkler. Twilight's moms old friends come back, and the gang notices the GenerationXerox going on. Thumbs up if one of the old gang is related to one of the mane cast (besides Twilight and Twilight).
* For this to happen, Hasbro would have to somehow regain the copyrights to those characters. If they did that, it would actually be [[AndTheFandomRejoiced kinda]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]].
** Considering how popular the series is, I wouldn't doubt it. Plus Twilight appeared as Twilight's mom, though she didn't speak and wasn't referred to by name; it's undeniably Twilight, and WordOfGod has confirmed it. They could just as easily make the others appear, though their fur tones would probably changed similar to how Twilight's mom went from pink to white.
[[WMG: G1 Ponies will reappear]]
Twilight's mom is more-or-less Twilight from G1 (I believe its WordOfGod too), and Moondancer was mentioned in the pilot. Aside from Sea-Ponies, I expect some more G1 Ponies.
[[WMG: One of the Mane cast will get romantically involved with somepony, causing tension with the others]]
For example, Fluttershy and Big Macintosh start working together on something, then they start spending all their time together, then both Applejack and Angel get jealous and come up with a series of antics to break them up. And in the end Big Mac and Fluttershy assure them that they're just friends (for now).
[[WMG: There will be an episode that will address Cutie Mark Failure Insanity Syndrome]]
Considering that [[DysfunctionJunction all of the mane characters]] have had at least [[SanitySlippage one mental breakdown]], it would be interesting to have an episode where they have to face their problems.
[[WMG: List of G1 character that would appear in Season 2]]
* Tirek
** The most likely candidate for BigBad of Season 2, if not BiggerBad. Would be a level of villainy similar to the Lich from ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''.
* The Crabnasties
** A single one would be introduced to the show as a grumpy civil servant who's main job is to exterminate the seemingly harmless and innocent posies. Fluttershy would feel sorry for one of them and took one home.....only for it to [[SealedEvilInACan cause all kinds of trouble]], accumulating to the posy growing to kaiju sized and devouring all of Ponyvile. The Crabnasty will then [[BigDamnHero come to the rescue]] and kill off the posy with ease. Celestia might enter and explain the crabnasty's job and the lesson that seemingly disgusting and cruel jobs are sometimes necessary, and the lesson of judging a book by its cover is reinforced.
* The Grundles
** Race of goblin like creatures who have a separate society outside of Equestria in the middle of the desert far beyond Appleloosa. It would be parallel to pony society, with the ponies living in a land where its a peaceful society consisting of herbivores in a bright, colorful location where nature is practically micromanaged while the grundles themselves are more carnivorous, live underground to protect themselves from the harsh desert sun, have [[ProudWarriorRace deep warrior traditions]], and surrounded by various shades of brown and grey as nature runs its course without any outside interference. Episodes here could teach lessons about adapting to and respecting other cultures and knowing that different societies have different viewpoints on life.
* Sea Ponies
** Aquatic ponies mentioned before, but would be hippocampuses instead of actual sea horses. Also, the infamous SHOO BE DOO might or not be included. If so, it would be used as the sea ponies' main defense mechanism against predators, [[SuckinessIsPainful who find it SO bad they immediately swim away in pain]] as a way of incorporating [[TakeThat the opinion of modern audiences of that song]].
[[WMG: List of Original Characters that would appear in Season 2]]
* Harry the Bear
** Would initially shock Rainbow Dash, considering she thought she made him up. Though tends to get grumpy at times, he may ultimately have a soft spot for ponies and may be good friends with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy down the line.
* Krastos the Glue Maker
** A giant, powerful, and bloodthirsty warrior who targets ponies to make glue out of them. More detailed bio would either be: A) a VillainOfTheWeek who becomes recurring as the season continues along, and either the [[PsychoForHire hired help of the]] BigBad and/or the leader of a group of thugs; B) an ancient evil that was initially defeated by Celestia and Luna eons ago and no has recently escaped the prison he was trapped in and had been merely a scary story until then; or C) one of Tirek's many monikers.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie will help Sweetie Belle get over her fear of singing in front of audiences.]]
[[WMG: Season Two will showcase a HalloweenEpisode .]]
Depending on how aware the production crew is of fanfiction, it might bear resemblance to StoryOfTheBlanks.
* Although it may end up [[LighterAndSofter marginally lighter]], but scary nonetheless, whether it be [[AccidentalNightmareFuel unintentional]] [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel or not]].
[[WMG: We will see the Wonderbolts without their flying suits.]]
Or at the very least, Spitfire and Soarin'.
[[WMG: A pony will forcibly become the next Nightmare Moon.]]
Using the issues they have with subtle manipulation of their memories, how they hear things, or thoughts, as well as promises for power.
Ponies that may become the second Nightmare Moon:
* Twilight Sparkle
* Pinkie Pie
* Twilight Sparkle's Mother
[[WMG: Diamond Tiara will temporarily lose her cutie mark]]
She has to spend a whole week without it, and comes to respect the CMCs a little more. She still remains friends with them once she gets her cutie mark back (but she keeps it a secret).
[[WMG:The Cutie Mark Crusaders will gain another member]]
Who it might be:
* Dinky Hooves.
* Somepony we haven't met yet.
* A pony who thinks they "got the wrong cutie mark" (this member only sticks around for one episode).
* Someone who's not a pony at all, but thinks the can still earn a cutie mark (A griffon, or perhaps another baby dragon. Maybe Little Strongheart will come back).
* An adult pony who after all these years still hasn't acquired a cutie mark.
[[WMG: There will be an episode where Rainbow Dash puts on a member of the Wonderbolts uniform while they aren't looking...]]
[[HilarityEnsues ...And proceed to get chased around by Wonderbolts fans.]]
[[WMG: There will be an episode parodying the perception of Celestia as evil.]]
By either misunderstanding, possession, or... Really, who knows what else?
* And it will be called "A Bird In The Hoof."
[[WMG: Some Ponies will get ADayInTheLimelight.]]
* Derpy/Ditzy: Mostly for the fans.
* Doctor Whoof: The entire episode will be an AffectionateParody of DoctorWho.
* Prince Blueblood: Revolving around him going to Ponyville for a day. [[HumiliationConga Humiliation]] [[HilarityEnsues Ensues]].
* Trixie: Perhaps even [[ThrowTheDogABone getting a legitimate victory]].
[[WMG: The mane cast will meet a SpearCounterpart.]]
They'll show up out of the blue with their own elements and help the girls out with the problem of the day.
[[WMG: Season 2 image guesses]]
Jayson Thiessen tweeted [[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v3dohU3XE04/TjhzwyYvh_I/AAAAAAAAJrs/zwEc-SrmL8Y/s1600/yfsiv.jpg these]] [[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pMBbeZSenlc/Tjh0kFGu_RI/AAAAAAAAJrw/Td4MPHRYJmE/s1600/89835474.jpg two]] teasers of Season 2. They're not much, but the time for crazy speculation is NOW!
* Twilight is still a bookworm, Spike is still her #1 assistant
* The images are from the first episode, and for whatever reason Twilight is reading up on the Elements of Harmony again.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash will have to deal with feelings of rivalry towards Scootaloo]]
We already know that Scootaloo can put out a ''ridiculous'' amount of thrust; she's capable of towing the combined weight of all the Cutie Mark Crusaders plus Pinkie Pie at ludicrous land speeds without looking like its any particular effort for her. Once Scoot learns how to get proper lift as well as thrust, she's going to fly like a ''rocket''. And Rainbow Dash, who's been encouraging Scootaloo the whole time, will have to suddenly confront feelings of jealousy as her young sort-of-protege is suddenly busting her air speed records (unless Rainbow Dash uses the Sonic Rainboom, of course, but Dash doesn't want to be a one-trick pony in the air). Possibly this could be ameliorated by Dash still being more ''maneuverable'' (as Scootaloo is also probably going to corner like a lead brick on a roller skate), but the basic moral challenge for Rainbow Dash will still be the same; can you be satisfied with just being one of the best, or do you have to be ''the'' best? Can you take pride in being the best at some things or do you need to be the best at ''every'' thing related to what you do? And if the latter, how can you do that at the expense of being jealous of your own student, and somebody who completely idolizes you?
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[[WMG: Princess Celestia was Megan from the TV Specials, movie and My Little Pony and Friends]]
After the latest {{sugarapocalypse}}, Megan used the power of the Rainbow of Light to upgrade herself and turn Dream Valley into Equestria.
* Megan even had a little sister, Molly...
** {{Jossed}}, WordOfGod states that "Luna and Celestia have no siblings.", Megan and Molly have a brother.
*** Their brother died in the aforementioned {{sugarapocalypse}}. Which is what caused Megan to be willing the use the Rainbow of Light make such major changes.
* Megan's world change also converted the Princess Ponies magic wands into the Elements of Harmony. Thereby, guaranteeing that even if someone like Lavan go a hold of them again they would be unable to use them.
* WordOfGod says that Twilight Sparkle's mom might be the G1 Twilight.
[[WMG: Episode 18 (Show Stoppers) is going to involve one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders getting a cutie mark]]
We've seen now that Sweetie Bell has some serious singing going on. Maybe it's going to be her. After all, it ''is'' a talent contest they're going to be entering.
It may be that the episode is going to be about what happens ''after'' the fact.
The non-cutie marked fillies may start to feel that the cutiemarked pony no longer really "fits" into the Cutie Mark Crusaders and the strain it will put in their friendship and sense of belonging. But they'll see that, while it was their lack of cutie makers that made them friends, it is not what has to keep them friends and they should keep friends for who they are and because they enjoy their company.
Or maybe that one with the cutie mark is going to become a bit "flaunty" and the story will focus on that. But this moral has been done already in "Boast Busters" and "Sonic Rainboom."
** Sadly, Jossed.
[[WMG: The first season finale will end on a pseudo-cliffhanger.]]
We know the creators wanted to make the series more serialized from the start, with stronger MagicalGirl elements, but the execs nixed it in favor of episodic wacky antics. It stands to reason that, if they still want to use the story arc ideas they had, they might use the fact that the show is an established success to start sneaking in more serialized material. The best way to do that would probably be to have the first season finale end in such a way that it works as a stand alone but still raises more questions than it answers and leaves the audience asking for more, which might just convince the execs to let the writers give them more.
* Jossed.
[[WMG: Season finale will not be just a cliffhanger, it will be a WhamEpisode]]
Something more shocking, something what will change Status Quo, maybe even it will take few season 2 episodes to back to season 1 format of story/moral.
* Unlikely (he said two weeks before hand), but WordOfGod is that season 2 WILL be introducing some villains.
* Jossed.
[[WMG: Part of the plot of the Grand Galloping Gala episode (''The Best Night Ever'') will involve the main characters being separated through mistaken identity.]]
For his boutique in Canterlot, Hoity Toity ordered a dozen copies each, of each of the six dresses Rarity designed in ''Suited for Success'', which were originally made for our heroines to wear at the Gala. Although the RuleOfFunny suggests ALL of them would wind up worn by other guests (that's 12 copies plus an original for six designs, making for 78 ponies at the Gala wearing a dress that matches somepony else's), it is more likely RuleOfDrama will prevail and just a couple of each will be present; just enough to confuse and cause embarrassment.
* Corollary: The only one not in such a dress would be Doctor Whoof, who will be wearing a Fez and a bowtie to the Gala, claiming that he really doesn't care about fashion, and his outfit is cool.
* Jossed
[[WMG: "The Best Night Ever" will feature a ThemeTuneExtended.]]
Two separate facts, when put together, suggest this:
* WordOfGod [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/daniel-ingram-interview-has-arrived.html says]] that an upcoming song in season 1 has a "pretty epic" song (featuring a 20-person choir) in which every lead pony gets a solo. Since this description doesn't match any of the songs in the episodes following the interview, the song in question must be in "The Best Night Ever," since it's the only season 1 episode left.
* The intro of the official game ''[[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/game-mylittlepony-discover Discover the Difference]]'' features the beginning of an instrumental ThemeTuneExtended, raising the possiblilty of a full ThemeTuneExtended existing.
** {{Jossed}}.
[[WMG: Most Equestrians are illiterate]]
All the products we've seen (invisible ink, sneezing powder, drinks) all have picture labels. Twilight Sparkle was put up in a library that doesn't seem to function as a library anymore- there's no staff, no customers, and she's set up chemistry experiments in the main room. Even Twilight's fellow students in Canterlot seem pretty adverse to reading.
* It's a SugarBowl library. Everybody probably follows the honor system and don't need a dedicated librarian. It was Pinkie Pie who looked up the Elements book, after all.
** She also knew the exact page to turn to to find the flight spell. If ''Pinkie'' can read, I doubt there's much of a literacy problem in Ponyville...
* Well, it's not like anypony except the unicorns can write. Probably, ponies of sufficient means can hire scribes (either unicorns or magical creatures with thumbs, like baby dragons) to write letters and keep records.
** Jossed: Non-unicorns they can write with their mouths.
*** ''And it is adorable.''
* Now that we've seen a pony school, rampant illiteracy seems unlikely. Still, it wouldn't kill Ponyvillians to patronize their local library now and again.
** Maybe the public school system is a new development (at least in rural areas like Ponyville, since 80's Cheerilee was photographed in front of what looks like a high school locker room)? It seems like all the students are in the same class, there's only one teacher and the school is a single room. Apple Bloom is young enough to take advantage of the free schooling while Apple Jack, who is a little older, apparently never learned any "fancy mathematics".
*** It might be somewhat new, but it is at least old enough for Applejack and Rainbow Dash to have been enrolled, since they were the "Last" and "First" respectively in their "class" to get their cutie marks. Applejack also mentions that Big Macintosh Granny Smith were the last in ''their'' classes to get cutie marks, implying that there was school back when Granny Smith was around Applebloom's age.
** Only it's Twilight's house now.
*** Just the upper loft.
*** And it's not like she wouldn't let you in and lend you books.
* Most of the show is based around Twilight and her friends going out and having wild, amazing adventures (or at least interesting adventures.) What part of that sounds like waiting around in a library while ponies come in and browse, occasionally checking out a book or two? I'm not saying it doesn't happen, just saying that that's not what the show's focus is, so it probably doesn't show it.
* To be fair, this is aimed at a young audience who might not all be able to read yet. Maybe fourth-wall breaker Pinkie Pie realizes this so she slapped labels onto everything.
* Probably the real reason why you very rarely see written text in this show (one exception being the "WELCOME PRINCESS CELEST" banner in "Swarm of the Century" ) is to make it easier for the show to be dubbed into foreign languages.
* In-universe, the pictures on signs all seem rather stylized and decorative. It may just be a matter of aesthetic: ponies prefer to use pictures when possible because it looks nicer than text. Letters are used only when needed.
* Better explanation: Picture labels are used instead of text to compensate for the fact that Earth and pegasus ponies are incapable of manipulating a writing utensil well enough to write on something as small as a product label.
* Isn't horse vision worse than human vision? It could be that the signs are easier to recognize from a distance.
[[WMG: In Equestria parents are not responsible for raising their children ]]
Instead grandparents, siblings, other relatives or close family friends take that role. This is why we don't see any parents. So
* Big Macintosh and maybe Applejack were raised by Granny Smith, Big Mac and AJ are responsible for Apple Bloom
* Rarity is responsible for Sweetie Belle.
** [[WordOfGod Lauren Faust]] [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1889554092 has stated]] that Sweetie Belle doesn't live with Rarity. [[EpilepticTrees She didn't say where Sweetie Belle DOES live, though...]]
* Rainbow Dash maybe is this for Scootaloo as cousin or family frend.
* This maybe true for dragons, because baby dragon Spike is living with unicorn Twilight (maybe she or even Celestia have parent role to him)
* Twilight propably was raised by Celestria (their relations look like mother-daughter stuff)
** {{Jossed}}. Turns out, Twilight does have parents.
* This may have roots in Equestria Myths as Celestria could serve parent role for her younger sister Luna (and failing at that)
* Berry Punch should be called Over-Protective Parent Substitute Pony
* This theory might be {{Jossed}} as of "Cutie Mark Chronicles", where we see Twilight and Pinkie Pie's parents.
Only question is what look realations between real parents and their childrens.
This would explain a lot: her affinity for magic, Celestia's weird focus on her out of all the other ponies, the color of her coat (purple) and her cutie mark (stars); even her new name reflects her status as the coming night.
* {{Jossed}} as of "Cutie Mark Chronicles" - Twilight's just a ridiculously talented unicorn that Celestia saw a lot of potential in.
** A lot of potential, plus the Element of Magic. The only other time we've seen Twilight go white-eyes was when she [[DefeatMeansFriendship befriended]] Nightmare Moon.
[[WMG: Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash are related.]]
Given Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle's relation to Applejack and Rarity. Also, see the end of Show Stoppers. Who comes to see the Cutie Mark Crusaders backstage with Applejack and Rarity? Rainbow Dash.
* {{Jossed}} by WordOfGod.
[[WMG: Fluttershy was adopted and raised by earth ponies.]]
It seems a little strange how Fluttershy, a pegasus, loves to raise and take care of animals, something that could easily be done by an earth pony. Maybe it's because she became interested in that because that's what her adoptive parents did.
* {{Jossed}} - she did live in the clouds as a filly, and discovered her love of animals completely by accident.
[[WMG: The Grand Galloping Gala is the awesome winter holiday Rainbow mentions in Winter Wrap-up.]]
Also the GGG is in celebration of the winter solstice, and everypony stays up all night to exchange gifts, and also to admire the moon and night. The holiday was started by Celestia while Luna was imprisoned so that when she came back there would always be at least one night for ponies to take notice of the night Luna creates.
* Related, Winter Wrap up is chronologically the last episode this season. The ending with Twilight certainly seems like a nice summary of her personal development.
* Rainbow actually says "awesome holiday'''s'''," though the GGG could be one of them. And the winter solstice thing is certainly possible, since the letter from Celestia at the beginning of ''The Ticket Master'' says that the GGG is going to be held on "the 21st." But all five fantasy sequences in ''Ticket Master'' take place during the day, so the GGG would have to at least start well before nightfall.
** Maybe it's like Hanukkah where it's spread over several days and the 21st is either when it starts, or the end which is the/highlight of the entire thing.
* Judging by the lack of snow, I'm calling this {{Jossed}}.
[[WMG: Princess Luna will appear at the Grand Galloping Gala.]]
Considering what happened between them before, meeting at the Gala will be rather... awkward for all involved.
** [[WordOfGod Lauren Faust]] has stated that Luna will not come back until season 2. [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1941214615 Since the Gala is the first season finale]], that means Luna won't be attending. Cue the fanfics and art regarding how she's going to feel about that.
** And now we've seen that it definitely didn't happen. {{Jossed}}.
[[WMG: Luna will return in season 2 but ...]]
Nightmare Moon will return in this season.
** {{Jossed}}, no more Nightmare Moon in the first season.
[[WMG: Two episodes in season 2 will be {{crossover}}s.]]
WordOfGod [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/season-2-has-both-24-and-26-episodes.html says]] that season 2 has both [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/mlpfim-season-2-has-24-episodes.html 24]] and [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/26-episodes-in-season-2-instead-of-24.html 26]] episodes. One possible explanation for this is that two of the episodes are {{crossover}} specials and count either as ''[=MLPFiM=]'' episodes or as episodes of the other show(s) depending on the point of view.
* {{Jossed}}, [[http://twitter.com/#!/dannyimusic/status/69918648902492160 along with many other guesses on the subject]].
** Woawh, fastest Joss ever.
** And now it's even more jossed (if that's even possible) since he's revealed exactly what's going on.
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[[folder: I Knew It]]
[[WMG: The Grand Galloping Gala is going to play a larger role in the storyline than everybody thinks.]]
At first, we all thought it was just a story element in "The Ticket Master" that was over and done with at the end of the episode. But then comes "Suited For Success", where it focuses on Rarity making dresses for the Gala. It then lends credence to the idea that the Grand Galloping Gala is going to play a HUGE part in the story, possibly as near or in the Season Finale.
* [[WordOfGod Lauren Faust has stated]] that she wanted to incorporate [[MythArc an overarching storyline]], but couldn't due to ExecutiveMeddling. Plus, if you look closely, there's AnachronicOrder in place. It isn't too far of a stretch to think that this is her attempt at GettingCrapPastTheRadar (so to speak).
* [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1941214615 Yup, it's the season finale.]]
[[WMG: "The Best Night Ever" will be Meta]]
Episode plot will be about the disappointment of Mane Cast because the GGG will be diff rent than they excepted. That'll probably be the future fan reaction to that episode.
* Confirmed, effectively. All the trouble in the episode was about the girls trying to force their high expectations of the Gala onto the rather dull reality, with predictable (and amusing) results. And sure enough, there's a lot of fans complaining the episode didn't meet ''their'' expectations.
[[WMG: Earth ponies bless the land.]]
WordOfGod (via Lauren Faust's DeviantArt account) says that earth ponies are not the have-nots of the world, but rather have greater strength and endurance than the other types; and moreover they have a strong connection to the land and its plants and animals in the same way that pegasi have a strong connection to the sky and weather. (Fluttershy is an odd duck pegasus for getting along with animals so well.)
So the guess is that earth ponies sort of 'bless' the land they're working, just by being there. A farm run by earth ponies will generate more and better crops than the same land run by unicorns. This could also explain the tradition of not using magic in the Winter Wrap-Up -- by putting in the hard work to bring in spring by [[strike: hand]] hoof, they make the whole area more fertile for the rest of the year.
* For that matter, given that natural processes such as weather (or ''the sun rising'') simply do not occur without the ponies' intervention, one has to question whether a unicorn would even be capable of getting plants to grow at all.
** Presumably a unicorn or pegasus could grow flowerbeds and small gardens if they live in the vicinity of earth ponies.
* Aparently confirmed by {{Word of God}} [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1957965799]]
[[WMG: Celestia's nephew is real.]]
Although most fans have dismissed Rarity's dream stallion hunk as a fantasy brought on by reading too many tabloids, there is strong evidence he does indeed exist. His cutie mark (in Rarity's fantasy) is an eight-pointed star. The astronomical model of Equestria's planetary system in the courtyard at Canterlot shows the planet in the center, with sun, moon, and a few other objects around it, including a spiky thing with a ball and some curvy lines. It looks like a comet with a star attached to it for some reason; the star is seven-pointed, but has an almost identical shape to the nephew's cutie mark.
* Confirmed, his name is Prince BlueBlood and he's a [[UpperClassTwit royal]] JerkAss.
** Sort of. {{Word of God}} says that he's the "great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, (and possibly even more greats) nephew on Celestia's and Luna's mother's side, about 52 times removed, roughly speaking."
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[[WMG: This page will eventually have a ridiculously dark interpretation of the show's premise.]]
There's some pointlessly depressing stuff here now, but I want to hear about how the show must actually be the DyingDream of a terminally ill child rape victim. Get to it, people!
* Here's a go: The entire series is a DyingDream by Nightmare Moon as the Elements of Harmony tear her apart. In her dream she is redeemed instead, and the ponies go on to have wonderful adventures building their friendship and thinking their way out of problems. In truth she is obliterated, and the ponies go on to be lovable, friendly HeroicSociopath types instead.
* "It is the [[{{Warhammer40000}} 41st Millennium]]. For more than a hundred centuries the Princess Celestia has sat immobile in the Golden Stable of Equestria, laid low by the [[HorusHeresy Twilight Heresy]]. In the bright, happy future there is only friendship."
** I'm pretty sure you mean the ''Luna'' Heresy.
*** She is the mistress of ponykind by the will of the gods, and the mistress of a thousand paddocks by the might of her inexhaustible herds.
* [[CthulhuMythos "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh N'ghtm're M'n Luna wgah'nagl fhtagn"]]
** Dude. Clear your throat, man.
* The entire series is a daydream of an autistic Pinkamena. She never really left the rock farm, or witnessed a sonic rainboom. [[StElsewhere She just spends the whole day staring at a snowglobe of Ponyville]].
* Celestia is a dictator, drugging everyone with hallucinogenics making them think they live in a dream world and they're ponies (because seriously, do you really think ponies can read and write?) and having happy adventures, while she opresses everyone in their ignorance. "Nightmare Moon" was actually a leader of LaResistance, but "Twilight Sparkle" was tricked into bringing her in to be drugged. Or she was actually executed, while Celestia told everyone she had been integrated into society. That's why we never see Luna again
* You want depressing? I'll give you depressing! Back in "A Dog and Pony Show", rather than put up with Rarity's annoyances, the Diamond Dogs just killed her. The reason she appears to still be alive in the rest of the series is because when Spike saw her body, he rejected the reality of her being dead and began having another fantasy sequence about Rarity being freed and living a normal life in Ponyville. Every episode since then has all been in his imagination while in reality he is in a catatonic state and none of the other ponies can wake him up.
* Glue is made from horses...magical horses, why don't we see any ponies over the age of 20ish with only 2 exceptions (the Mayor an Granny apple) when they reach a certain age they either have to leave or are harvested for their hides and hooves. Pinky may or may not know this explaining her craziness as she may be a part of the recycling program. The city is a deconstruction of a destopia, as everything from the weather to the season is control either via the god pony Celestia or the Pegasus weather crew. A few token adults are kept around to teach the new generation but the rest are harvested to make glue, fertilizer, leather, and meat. Ground up unicorn horns are seeded into the ground and they are the source of the gemstones. Other gems are mined by a few exceptional older ponies who escaped the time tables which are then secretly, along with the unicorn horn gems seeded into the ground. Rarity was drawn to the rock because it was full of the ground up remains of her fellow unicorns but she doesn't know this so she continues to use glue from their hooves, leather from their flanks, and gems from their horns to make her fashion. Twin for sewing is pony manes.
* How about this: Pony society is dominated by a rigid caste structure. Unicorns are the aristocracy. Their abilities to wield magic have enabled them to dominate Equestria. Twilight Sparkle and Rarity are clearly both mares of leisure. Neither works for a living, but Twilight has the time to devote herself to her research, and has a young dragon as her servant; she is furthermore a member of the royal court and, indeed, a favorite of the princess regnant. Rarity likewise possesses sufficient wealth to live independently and in luxury without having to work, while spending money on expensive clothing and jewelry. Pegasi, with their ability to fly, are the gentry or perhaps the professional or merchant class. They generally have to work, but at jobs that are socially prestigious and interesting. Rainbow Dash, for example, is responsible for manipulating the weather for Ponyville, clearly a position of prestige and honor, while Fluttershy is some combination of naturalist and park ranger, a position clearly requiring some liberal education and one that is intellectually stimulating. The earth ponies, by contrast, are clearly the commoners and workers. Applejack is a farmer, as is her entire family. Pinkie Pie is an apprentice baker. It's also clear from the way they speak that the unicorns and pegasi have received more extensive formal education than have the earth ponies. Consider furthermore their respective dreams and ambitions: Rarity fantasizes about marrying into the royal family. Rainbow Dash dreams of someday joining the Wonderbolts and being a famous performer. Applejack hopes to someday be able to afford hip-replacement surgery for her grandmother. Think about that for a second.
** Rarity ''does'' work. She's a fashion designer. Plus she has a natural talent for finding valuable pre-cut gems, so the cost of acquiring them is significantly reduced.
*** Rarity owns a dress shop in a society where no one wears clothing on a regular basis. Clearly this is a vanity project for her: she does it because she is a clothes-horse (sorry, I just couldn't resist) who can afford to spend a great deal of money on what is, essentially, a hobby.
**** She puts a lot of work into a "hobby", there are tailors who only work with fine clothing you know (which is essentially her job).
** I shall deflate this, because I am bored. One: Twilight is quite explicitly stated as a student. Besides that, she runs the Ponyville library. Two: as has been said, Rarity is a fine clothier, working on formal-wear, amongst other things. In addition, jewels appear to be much more common in Equestria. Two, Applejack and Pinkie quite clearly enjoy their respective careers. It was not forced upon them, as shown when Applejack ran away to live with her high-class.. cousins(?) The Oranges. The Oranges were apparently fabulously wealthy. Four: Hip replacement surgery for a pony in a world inhabited by ponies is probably expensive; the synthetic materials required are likely costly, and an experienced surgeon pony would be rare, because, considering that ponies appear to be [[MadeOfIron hard to injure]], and that only Unicorns could really be qualified for it. Five: The only Unicorns we've really seen are the mane cast, who are quite well-off, being the personal student of a living goddess and a fine clothier, respectively. Oh, and The [[LargeHam GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE]] is a showpony. Being all prideful is what she does. Six: Doctor Whooves is an Earth Pony, in at least one regeneration. [[InsaneTrollLogic Your argument is invalid.]] Sorry about that, just needed that to keep the show happy for me.
[[WMG: "Feeling Pinkie Keen" is an elaborate MST3KMantra.]]
The whole episode seems to encourage simply accepting the silliness inherent in a show about magical horses that can control the weather using force of will,and to point out the absurdity of over analysis of the show (Not the fun kind of course). The fact that the episode was accused of trying to discourage skepticism is pretty hilarious in this context. Because,There simply no room for a no nonsense/ serious attitude when trying to enjoy this show.There is no deep hidden agenda to the show. "They should really just relax".
[[WMG: In the second part of the pilot for Friendship is Magic, all the obstacles are, in fact, a SecretTestOfCharacter]]
Note how, at least after the first obstacle, all the 'obstacles' seemed tailor-made for each aspect of the Elements of Harmony. The Manticore just needed Fluttershy's kindness, the creepy trees returned to normal when Pinkie Pie (followed by the rest of the ponies) laughed at them, the sea serpent's mustache was restored by Rarity's generosity, and to fix the bridge, Rainbow Dash had to prove her loyalty. Coincidental EigenPlot, or some kind of gambit on Nightmare Moon/Princess Luna's part?
* Maybe Nightmare Moon isn't Luna but a being of terror ala [[GreenLantern Parallax]] that [[DemonicPossession took her over]] and they were all set up by Luna trying to free herself
** This would be interesting given some of Twilight's similarities to [[XMen Jean Grey]] allowing a possible Dark Twilight Saga. But not very likely outside Fan Fics.
* Since the obstacles ''showed'' the ponies' natures rather than ''creating'' them, perhaps Nightmare Moon knew they were already capable of activating the Elements, and set the obstacles to try to pit other traits against them. For instance, imagine if she had known enough about Fluttershy to use a dragon instead of a manticore.
** The key point of the Elements of Harmony came when Twilight realized that her friends embodied the elements. Luna could have set up the obstacles to reveal the answer to Twilight. It could be that the BatmanGambit talent runs in the family.
* Maybe the Elements themselves affected Nightmare Moon's judgement somehow.
[[WMG: In keeping with the sadly dropped MagicalGirl elements of the series, the sequence where Rarity's designs were revealed in "Suited for Success" were recycled from ideas of what the mane cast's henshin sequences were going to be.]]
Because, why waste an idea for a cool visual?
** In additon, this troper, as a big fan of magic girl shows, can tell you that all of the girl's dress reveals (save Applejacks) in the fashion show take classic elements from henshin sequences, Pinkie's and Twilight's in particular.
[[WMG: The Aesop in the final episode (assuming the series is not canceled mid season) will be about learning to part ways with friends.]]
The series takes it's viewers at least somewhat seriously compared to most girls cartoons. The final planned episode will involve the main cast being called away from Ponyville for their own reasons, with at least a couple in a situation where they won't likely meet the rest of the group again. The episode will involve one of the ponies desperately clinging onto contact with some or all of the other ponies, before learning that her clinginess is only serving to hinder her friends own lives and making the whole process more painful for everyone involved. Lauren Faust will want to let the target audience know that friendship that suffocates is just selfishness. The ending will be "happy" as the ponies come to terms with the fact, but will still be mildly depressing, just like in real life.
* This troper assumes that sooner or later Twilight Sparkle will have to go back to Canterlot anyhow, so the series finale discussed above would actually make a lot of sense.
* The lesson will be ill taught by Celestia, wishing to keep Twilight from being psychologically tortured later in life like herself. One pony will become dangerously depressed, and Celestia will forbid, in a loving motherly way, Twilight from returning, in an attempt to teach her to let go. The true final lesson will be that while you may have to break paths with friends, that does not mean you must abandon them. This lesson will be one Twilight teaches to Celestia as she escapes back to Ponyville against Celestia's orders.
* Let's be honest, the show's aimed at young girls. Seeing as simply reading the synopsis made [[Tropers/GrimBloodyFable this rather stoic troper]] die a little inside, imagine how the target audience would feel with an ending like that. It's much more likely that the final episode of the first season will be their biggest adventure, but they'd likely still be together at the end. It's what the fans would want, and it leaves room for a second season.
** Series finale, not season.
*** My bad. My point still stands, however. This is My Little Pony we're talking about. It's pretty likely that they'd end on a high note.
* No, the series finale will be the previous season finale because some executive JerkAss will decide to pull the plug without warning. Bitter? Me?
** How'd the SymBionicTitan fans get in here?
*** Pfft, kids these days. I came by my opinion through Firefly and Babylon 5, thank you very much.
*** Hey, we needed ''something'' to watch.
* Seriously, it would be a lot more likely that in the final episode Celestia will cave in and let Twilight Sparkle stay in Ponyville, considering her actions in "Ticket Master" and "Bird in the Hoof" (while saying "she'll change her mind eventually" to herself as she had just made Twilight into an immortal God-Princess).
** The lesson of "learning to say goodbye to your friends" will actually come when Spike eventually grows too large to stay with Twilight and must go into the world to live as an adult dragon.
*** I think that will be (part of) the series finale. A "learning to say goodbye to friends" episode would be touching, especially to those of us who have had to say goodbye to friends who we know we won't see for a long time. One or more of the mane ponies having to say goodbye would be a bit too sad, I think, and it might be difficult to justify one of them leaving for good. If Twilight returned to Canterlot it would not be hard for her to visit regularly and the others could easily spend the rest of their lives in Ponyville. But Spike ''will'' grow up and have to leave eventually. And if the series finale does involve anyone having to say goodbye, you can count on declarations of "Confound these ponies they drive me to tears".
*** And being the living fax machine that he is, it would be easy for Spike to keep in contact with Twilight and the other ponies.
* The series finale may be about the friends getting separated... but still end with a high note with Twilight attempting to reunite them. More specifically, she would try to reunite them displaying each of the elements of harmony along the way to drive the point home... and fail, accepting the aesop. However, after some time passes, she realizes she doesn't like being a twilight-god-princess as much as she wants her friends back, and breaks the previous aesop by giving it a second try. Thus deconstructing friendship and then reconstructing it.
* While I'm sure that Aesop will be in an episode, I doubt it will happen like that, especially for a last episode. Personally, I think a new character will join the cast for a little while (just enough time for her to grow on us), and then will have to leave for some reason or another, and the Aesop will be used then. Mostly because I doubt the mane cast will ever have to say goodbye for good to each other, not in a show like this.
* If it [[https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1zZZnizNM_2hh_UQ22gmk2VChBrlFCmyLevNuCbKbSaQ resembles this fanfic]] in any way, this normally collected troper will spending the rest of the day bawwwing his eyes out.
* This is a very interesting idea, and one that would add a great deal of extra depth to an already interesting show. If it appears in the middle of a season, it might be a tremendous GrowingTheBeard or CerberusSyndrome moment for the show. And if it happens as the original poster guesses in a GrandFinale of sorts, I will officially declare that episode/group of episodes "My Little Pony's Toy Story 3"
[[WMG: "Call of the Cutie" has a secret message about virginity.]]
Think about it. Apple Bloom is the last one in her class without cutie mark, so she's so obsessed with getting one as fast as possible just for the sake of having it that she is willing to have just about everything for her cutie mark (including ''eating'' cupcakes) even though this decision will affect her whole life. Then at the end, she learns that earning your cutie mark is way more serious than just keeping up with others and decides to wait for the right moment. DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything
* Not really, I mean, maybe if your first experience with sexuality will permanently define your tastes very directly, and you have no way to control when it happens, and everyone lost their virginity in completely different ways without realizing when it happens. It's just plain more analogous to a need for identity than anything else, something kids that age are usually trying to find out.
* Especially since, if this is the case, it makes the Cutie Mark Crusaders seem more than a little disturbing...
* Um, probably not. It was a fairly obvious message about puberty and not worrying if you go through the process slower than the other kids.
** The language used pretty much echoed the girls in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margret" when they're talking about their periods. So puberty's the likely candidate.
** Getting a cutie mark is essentially the Equestrian equivalent of puberty anyway; getting one basically shows what your skill is.
[[WMG: Someone will make a DissidiaFinalFantasy crossover with this show.]]
If only due to connecting the Elements of Harmony with Cosmos. That, and the show's and games this show is combined with tend to have a rather actiony feel to them.
* [[http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/8995?search=final_Fantasy It's happened.]]
[[WMG: The show runs on {{UST}}]]
Specifically between the main characters. Hence it's popularity with young men.
* And the end of "Cutie Mark Chronicles" seems to support this hypothesis.
* Keep in mind that all season 1 episodes were written before the first ep aired. The creators became aware of the fan reaction in time to derp a few eyes for "Rainboom" and make Derpy the dropper in "Pinkie Keen", but the scripts and voice acting were long since finished.
[[WMG: Equestria will become involded in Time War]]
All these Time Ponies in background are preparing for it.
* FridgeBrilliance: This might also somehow explain how Luna can have a son (Celestia's nephew) although she was imprisoned for 1000 years.
** Word of God (Lauren Faust) states that there's an unknown sibling on their mother's side, IIRC.
*** To quote the show directly: 'a distant nephew on her mother's side.' Naught to do with Luna, 'cept being her distant nephew as well.
[[WMG: Pegasus Doctor Whoof is some kind half pegasus/pony time lord hybrid or clone .]]
Yes, he is not next (or previous) regeneration. He's Whooves copy created from his DNA and DNA of some pegasus, he probably also become child and growing as normal pegasus (that explain his young voice).
[[WMG: One of the Characters is a Timelord.]]
You know *ehem* Whoof.
Ok, everypony with Hourglass Cute Mark is My Little Time Lord.
[[WMG: Doctor Whooves is [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]]...]]
... under the affects of a Chameleon arch. The arch can re-write the Doctor's DNA, supposedly into anything that will help him blend in, so this time it made him a pony with an American accent. However, like he carries a watch in his human form, he's got an hourglass cutie mark containing his real identity.
The Earth pony is the 10th Doctor, and the Pegasus is the 11th after having to go under the radar to avoid the same enemy. He's got a younger voice as a Pegasus, and he's always open to trying new accessories like wings.
[[WMG: The [[Series/DoctorWho Donna]] of the Ponyverse universe is a Pegasus.]]
All events from the usual Whoniverse happened in Ponyverse. Thus, the earth pony Doctor Whooves is 10, and the pegasus Whooves is Metacrisis/10.5/Handsy (Whoovsy?).
[[WMG: The [[Series/DoctorWho Donna]] of the Ponyverse is ''Fluttershy''.]]
At one point in the episode "Dragonshy", Fluttershy got scared of her own shadow. Why? Because she subconsciously remembered Doctor Whoofs encounter with the Vashta Nerada in the Library.
[[WMG: Every pony with a hourglass cutie mark is a TimeLord]]
So far 4 ponies have been spotted with hourglass cutie marks each one is a time lord
* So by that logic, only two humanoid time lords survived, but a whole heard of equine time lords is still left.
[[WMG: Somewhere in Equestria, there lives a trio of unicorns, one of whom is named [[CharlieTheUnicorn Charlie]].]]
At some point, Pinkie Pie will appear and sing a song for Charlie, before exploding for no apparent reason. (What if she explodes... and then explodes again?!)
* Can you do that? Can you explode twice?
** [[http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110131050225AAqohym Yes, you can.]]
* If the producers manage to get the original voices for the three, that would be ''beyond'' awesome! Even if it's just a cameo, it still would be pretty awesome.
[[WMG: Derpy is equivalent to both Rose and Donna for Doctor Whoof]]
Fandom sees her as a Doctor companion, and someone like Rose or Donna (ignoring Derpy Retard). And she is a pegasus (thanks to her we got Pegasus Doctor).
[[WMG: The Parasprites are a [[{{Warhammer40000}} Tyranid bioform]]]]
They breed explosively, eat everything in sight, and have no origin story. In addition, they are insectile, with four legs and a set of wings, maintaining the 'six legs each' theme of Tyranids. Clearly, Equestria has been seeded by the Tyranids, and the Parasprites are an adapted version of Rippers, meant to devour plant life to make the invasion swifter and to claim new biomass.
[[WMG: This show will become fairly popular in Japan]]
Some western animation shows like ThePowerpuffGirls became fairly popular in Japan. The same thing might occur with this show. Although I'm not sure if My Little Pony itself has ever been introduced there...
* And with the inevitable Japanese dub:
** AyaHirano as [[HaruhiSuzumiya Twilight Sparkle]] and [[LuckyStar Pinkie Pie]] (and in her CrayonShinChan voice as Snips)
** KikukoInoue as Princess Celestia ''and Granny Smith''
** [[KamenRiderDouble Hikaru Yamamoto]] as Applejack and Snails
** Kumiko Watanabe as [[VictoryGundam Rarity]] and [[KeroroGunso Spike]]
** [[HaruhiSuzumiya Yuko Goto]] as Fluttershy
** Chiwa Saito as Rainbow Dash
** RomiPark as Princess Luna and the Mayor
** MegumiHayashibara as Zecora and Photo Finish
** Miyuki Sawashiro as Cheerilee
** Twilight and Princess Celestia use Keigo speech patterns, Rainbow Dash is the {{Bokukko}}, Applejack and Snails gets the Kansai dialect
** Pet names are used in-show thanks to the lengthy results of turning everything into ''hiragana'' (an inversion of FanNicknames), including Supaaku-chan (Twilight Sparkle), Supaii-kun (Spike), and Furafura (Fluttershy). Pinkie Pie winds up going by Pinkii-chan since [[spoiler:[[UnfortunateNames Pie can be construed as coming from 'oppai', meaning breasts]].]]
*** And [[NorioWakamoto Norio Wakamoto]] as Flutterguy.
**** Flutterguy's a [[LargeHam non-hammy]] singing role so IsaoSasaki or Ichirou Mizuki would work better - Norio Wakamoto would get a string of one-shots for maximum airtime, like Hoity Toity, the Dragonshy dragon, 'Steven Magnet' and the tennis pony.
** Casting Gags include [[KamenRiderDouble Renn Kiriyama]] as Big Macintosh (with a line about counting up the apples in Applebuck Season), Masashi Suda as Braeburn, TomokazuSugita as Prince Blueblood and Soarin of the Wonderbolts, Chihara Minori as Trixie and Applebloom, Yuki Matsuoka as Gilda, Spitfire of the Wonderbolts [[ActorAllusion and Twist]], [[FullMetalAlchemist Rie Kugimiya]] as Scootaloo, [[KeroroGunso Etsuko Kozakura]] as Sweetie Belle, KatsuyukiKonishi and NobuyukiHiyama as two of the Diamond Dogs (NorioWakamoto as the one with the least lines)
*** Or ShesAManInJapan - Gilda is voiced by HiroshiKamiya
* New OP and ED themes recorded by AKB48 and JAMProject respectively (the Themes single CD includes JAM Project's take on the AKB48 theme, cranking everything UpToEleven ForTheLulz.) And Hironobu Kageyama voices Doctor Whoof.
** This leads up to at least one promotional pic where [[KamenRiderW Tomomi Itano, Tomomi Kasai and Hikaru Yamamoto]] cosplay as Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Applejack respectively.
* Related to the above, IsaoSasaki also releases a single for the Japanese "Evil Enchantress", including his take on other songs like the JAM Project theme or maybe 'Art of the Dress' in classic style.
* And apart from the same toyline the US gets, other companies go after the licence to make more high-end collectors' items like statues or fully poseable Figma and Revoltech ponies.
[[WMG: Sooner or later, there will be a ''SouthPark'' episode about the male PeripheryDemographic of shows like ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''.]]
...because this is just the kind of weirdness ''SouthPark'' likes to deal with. (Also, it would be cool.)
[[WMG: The main six ponies will face off against evil versions of themselves.]]
Lauren Faust stated that the main six ponies are based off of six different archetypes of RomanceGenreHeroines, listed in the Main Tropes page. If the show goes for the standard "alternate dimension" episode, the main group will be forced against basically PsychoRangers versions on themselves based on the villainous versions of their archetypes:
* Evil Applejack will be the Bitch, who runs her family's apple business like a corporate monopoly, acting like a stereotypical Texan CorruptCorporateExecutive oil tycoon, working scores of faceless employees like slaves instead of doing the work herself with Ponyville [[MegaCorp being merely where all the workers live, including her private army led by Big Macintosh]] and willing to use any means necessary to get to the bottom line. Her company will be so powerful and influential it would have taken over the planet if not for Celestia's existence.
* Evil Rarity will be the Parasite, a former rough and tough freedom fighter who at first was opposed to Evil!Applejack's [[TheMafia family run monopoly]], but once captured she immediately caved after being offered anything she wanted. Years of being in [[HookersAndBlow the lap of luxury corrupted her]] to the point where she had forgotten why she fought against Applejack and even her former allies.
* Evil Pinkie Pie will be the Lunatic, a giggling, drooling, sugar addicted psychopath with no morals and finds hilarity and laughter in everything from [[CloudCuckooLander piles of dust]] to [[MonsterClown unspeakable atrocities, sometimes through her own hooves]]. Only the other [[PsychoRangers evil ponies]] have the ability to even ''control'' her, she is sometimes used by Applejack to silence her enemies and [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean make it look like wild animal attacks]].
** See Also: [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.html Cupcakes]]
*** Don't. Seriously, just don't.
* Evil Rainbow Dash will be the Fanatic, an emotionless, stoic, violent enforcer of Applejack's dictatorship prone to [[TheBerserker bouts of uncontrollable]] yet [[TranquilFury emotionally blank fits of rage]] over the slightest insult against any of her friends.
** Alternately she could stay similar to the original [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Rainbow ]][[HotBlooded Dash]], being a showoff and showing she can do her work faster than anyone, her work being [[AxCrazy brutally eliminating any oposition]] to [=AppleJack=]'s Regime, however she still being competitive, so she gives their victims/objetives a few time to escape before [[HuntingTheMostDangerousGame she starts her game]], and if they decide to stay and fight...well...[[BloodKnight she happily accepts the challenge]].
* Evil Fluttershy will be [[EvilMatriarch the Matriarch]], a seemingly gentle being who regularly abuses all the animals and foals in her care on an emotional and psychological manner, often times using tactics that will drain out any freewill and individual thought to the point where the victims become incurably dependent upon her. She is the one who make the citizens and animals of Ponyville unwaveringly loyal to Applejack's corporation.
* Evil Twilight Sparkle will be [[TheEvilGenius the Schemer]], the one who is the main brains behind Applejack's monopoly and the one of runs all the logistics and details, both legitimate and criminal, running the year's quarterly reports while simultaneously ordering different contract hits without missing a beat. In her freetime she is diligently plotting the downfall of Princess Celestia herself and stealing her powers, making Applejack's company the sole power in Equestria and essentially dominate the planet. Also instead of taking care of her Spike, she uses him merely as a weapon of mass destruction.
The only thing remaining completely unchanged between the good and evil versions [[ThePowerOfFriendship is their unbreakable friendship towards each other]]. In fact, one of the main plot points would be the revelation that Evil!Twilight initially wanted to rule the world by herself, but [[BecomingTheMask came to truly wanting to share the powers with the other evil ponies.]]
* It might be more effective if the mirror ponies fail to defeat their evil Queen Celestia because they're not good friends, but just a bunch of vengeful backstabbers, and in the end the good ponies have to teach them the power of true friendship.
[[WMG:Counterpart to the above--we've seen the start of a team of PsychoRangers ponies and non-ponies.]]
So far, The Great and Powerful Trixie and Gilda are basically evil versions of Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash--Trixie having Twilight's talent but lack of humility and willingness/eagerness to study, Gilda having Rainbow Dash's athleticism and skill with none of her loyalty. As more episodes roll along, evil/jackass counterparts of the main six will show up, first as LongLostUncleAesop or MonsterOfTheAesop characters, and later acting in concert for whatever obscure reason.
By this reasoning, the other Psycho Ranger ponies/non-ponies will have each pony's talents and abilities, perhaps even greater than their corresponding pony, but not their virtues and good qualities. Counter-Rarity would be fashion-obsessed and highly judgmental/classist, counter-Pinkie exhaustingly or disruptively party-oriented or with a very mean sense of humor, counter-Applejack strong and durable but Andrew-Ryan-level disinterested in charity or helping others without ample compensation, and counter-Fluttershy extremely good with animals but utterly misanthropic.
* Well, there are a few [[CharacterBlog Twitter accounts]] (probably non-canon though) that suggest Trixie is Princess Luna's (and possibly Nightmare Moon's) apprentice.
* Couldn't Photo Finish be considered a Counter-Rarity of sorts? A pony obsessed with showing off her model and in the process completely ignoring her as a pony.
** She isn't really a villain. She's just doing a carrer that she loves and was over-enthusiastic about her new model. If you really wanted a Counter-Rarity, the Diamond Dogs are what you're looking for. Why? They love gems just as much as Rarity but they're extremely greedy and not to mention filthy as well.
*** The perfect choice for a "Counter-Rarity" would be Prince Blueblood.
::Alternatively, Trixie, Gilda, and Blueblood are each the evil counterpart of ''two'' of the mane cast.
** Trixie is clearly the counterpart to Twilight, using her magic for selfish gains and self-aggrandisement. She is also the counterpart to Applejack's honesty, as Trixie is a liar and uses her magic for deceit.
** Gilda is Rainbow's counterpart, being athletic but not loyal. Her introduction episode also establishes her as Pinkie's counterpart; where Pinkie wants everyone to have fun, Gilda only seeks to have fun at the expense of others.
** Blueblood is Rarity's counterpart, being posh and noble without the generosity. His selfish and jerkish behaviour also makes him the counterpart to Fluttershy's kindness.
[[WMG:In continuation with the previous two Guesses, The main cast will meet Bizzaro versions of themselves.]]
If Hasbro is thinking about making more money off the show, then they might want to shoehorn in more characters; They've already introduced some pony toys that are recolors of established characters, so why not include them as actual cast members? They aren't evil, but they are eerily similar, but different, in both personality and appearence. They don't need to be strictly based on the toys either, background ponies can be bumped to secondary character status.
* Bizzaro Twilight is Dewdrop Dazzle: a pony that appears as a recolored Twilight Sparkle. Instead of a night sky theme, she has an ocean/rain theme.
* Bizzaro Applejack can be Bonbon: Instead of an apple motif, she has a candy motif going for her.
* Bizzaro Rainbow Dash is Blossomforth: She controls weather but is far more girly. She appears as a recolor of Rainbow Dash.
* Bizzaro Rarity can be Lyra: She is an artist much like Rarity, but instead of clothes as her medium, it's music. She's also alot more eccentric and alot less self-controlled though.
* Bizzaro Fluttershy is Cupcake: This pony is another recolor, this time of Fluttershy, but without wings.
* And finally, Bizzaro Pinkie Pie is none other then Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo: Both are Meme fountains and very scatterbrained.
[[WMG: Building off of the WMG above this one...]]
The mane cast will "go through the looking glass" and find their Elements Of Harmony counterparts (Elements of Discord/Chaos, maybe?) The looking-glass Ponyville could be a gritty, almost CrapsackWorld mega-city, to compare/contrast with the small-town SugarBowl Ponyville. Here's some suggestions; add, delete, and modify this WMG as you wish.
* Twilight (Friendship, Magic): A hermit living on the outskirts of town, often seen working on her latest rambling, disjointed plan or protest to, for lack of a better phrase, "stick it to the man (pony?)".
* Rainbow Dash (Loyalty): Possibly a mercenary lending her speed (perhaps working as a messenger or a [[{{Courier}} courier]]?) to the highest bidder. All about the money...Yes, the similarities to MirrorsEdge are intentional. And awesome.
* Rarity (Generosity): Has a major MoneyFetish, and enjoys [[CollectorOfTheStrange hoarding all sorts of weird things]], whether they're actually useful to ponies other then herself, or just [[KitschCollection kitsch]]. Gems and jewels are personal favorites of hers. Very protective of her collection.
* Applejack (Honesty): Owner of the local HonestJohnsDealership. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Totally not the]] ConsummateLiar, or [[BlatantLies anything like that.]]
* Pinkie Pie (Laughter): TheStoic, the PerpetualFrowner, and TheUnfunny. The [[StraightMan Straight Pony]] of the group. Incredibly sarcastic, is the head of a major corporation.
* Fluttershy (Kindness): A bullying police officer who uses a bit more force than is strictly necessary...though, she's a bit of a coward if fairly confronted.
I'm probably going to be roasted alive by the flames the fans of the series will send my way. You have to admit, it's interesting fanfic material, even though it will never happen in the series canon.
[[WMG: Following on the trend...]]
We have already got a glance into the dark side of several ponies. This will eventually lead to an episode where all main six ponies turn psycho simultaneously, only to be slapped back to their senses by the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
* Twilight Sparkle will again become a puppet to her own powers. She may briefly follow into the steps of Nightmare Moon.
* Applejack will overwork herself once more. She will be so tired she won't realize what's happening to Twilight and will just follow commands like a robot.
* Pinkie Pie will revert to her gloomy self. Hopefully her true friends, like Rocky, will all be there for her.
* Fluttershy's need for attention will break through, unleashing terror on the Everfree Forest and beyond.
* Do we really want to know about Rainbow Dash and Rarity?
[[WMG: One of the pony's will fall in battle in a later episode...]]
But since Fluttershy got a Phoenix Pinion at the end of A Bird in the Hoof it wont be a series changing event, making the entire thing pointlessly traumatic.
[[WMG: A pony is you.]]
- Applejack / Earth Pony / Fighter\\
- Twilight Sparkle / Unicorn Pony / Mage\\
- Rainbow Dash / Pegasus Pony / Rogue\\
- Pinkie Pie / Earth Pony / Bard\\
- Rarity / Unicorn Pony / Illusionist\\
- Fluttershy / Pegasus Pony / Ranger\\
In Pinkie's words, the party is ready!
* Fluttershy could be either Ranger or Druid. If you consider her character, Druid might even be more probable. Also, Twilight might be Mage/Cleric double class, considering that she is a student of Celestia, who is essentially a Sun Goddess. Also, if this is D&D, Rarity might be a sorceress because unlike mages, sorcerers rely on Charisma instead of Intelligence as their primary attribute.
* Also, Rainbow Dash being a rogue is somewhat strange since she's a LeeroyJenkins.
** Rogues can charge in blindly, too. Perhaps Rainbow Dash is a Berserker (speed + power), and Rarity gets Rogue (detection and appraisal skills)?
* This would be easier if we could link them to their main attributes.
** Twilight: Intelligence. 18 if she could get away with it.
** Applejack: Strength, with decent Constitution. Intelligence is passable.
** Rainbow Dash: Dexterity, but enough Strength and Constitution to at least make it a contest against Applejack.
** Rarity: Charisma. It's all about projecting yourself, darling. Enough Intelligence for Craft rolls, too.
** Fluttershy: Wisdom, if I had to put one on, although enough Charisma to help out with the Intimidate skill. And an object lesson to not use Dexterity as your dump stat.
** Pinkie Pie: Is probably playing ''Toon'' instead. That said, she's so all over she probably just went with straight 13s (or whatever your version lets you do).
Based on this, here's my guesses:
** Twilight: Um, wizard?
** Applejack: Fighter. Not all fighters are LeeroyJenkins, either, explaining why she knows better than to charge the dark goddesses that show up every so often.
** Rainbow Dash: Monk or Rogue. Fighting based on outmanoeuvring and outspeeding.
** Rarity: First one to break the scale; the closest I can think of is an NPC class. If you must make her a PC, I'd go with Rogue as well, but with a more 'social' build.
** Fluttershy: Cleric or druid. Paladin at the outside.
** Pinkie Pie: Bard seems the most obvious.
* There is a [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/06/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-vis.html series of articles]] on the Lurking Rhythmically blog explaining which Mane Cast member maps to which Pathfinder class, complete with youtube clips and callbacks to significant events from the canon.
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/06/mlp-d-twilight-sparkle.html Twilight Sparkle]] is a Wizard. That's an easy one to guess, yes.
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/06/mlp-d-pinkie-pie.html Pinkie Pie]] is a Bard. She uses songs to banish fear ('Giggle at the Ghostly') and inspire competence ('Hop, Skip, and Jump!')
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-rarity.html Rarity]] is a Rogue. ... bear with the author, there is method to her madness. She's a ''social'' rogue, you see.
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-applejack.html Applejack]] is a Ranger. Tough, outdoorsy, guides the rest of the party through the wilderness, has the smartest and most useful animal companion (Spike is an ''improved familiar'', not an animal companion).
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-fluttershy.html Fluttershy]] is a Druid. ... what? What's her defining trait? Wild Empathy. What's her day-to-day job? Managing the ecological welfare of the nearby wilderness. ''Druid''. Just, a Charisma- rather than Wisdom-focused druid.
** And, that leaves [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-rainbow-dash.html Rainbow Dash]] as the Barbarian. Not only is it the only class other than Monk (and Rainbow Dash is ''definitely'' not Lawful in alignment) to get all the movement-buffing powers, "if she isn't going fast, she's being a jerk, charging ahead without thinking, or generally making a mess of things". Totally the party barbarian!
[[WMG: Someone with a role in the show keeps track of what the internet spews out.]]
Specifically, things which can be addressed in the show. What with everyone's favorite screwy-eyed pony, it's probably not a stretch to assume SOMEONE is watching.
* You mean Lauren Faust and at least a few other animators who occasionally leave comments?
[[WMG: Equestria is not located anywhere near [[StarTrek Federation]] territory.]]
If it were, the Federation would have tried to establish First Contact after the first Sonic Rainboom.
* The Federation is looking for faster than ''light'' travel, not sound. The Vulcans didn't show up when Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash's first sonic rainboom linked her to the [[TheFlash Speed Force]].]]
That's why the event had such weird effects on Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle. It also explains the lightning bolt on Rainbow Dash's cutie mark.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is/was actually an avatar of [[{{Darkseid}} the Lord of Apokolips]].]]
Or even better, when {{Darkseid}} foresaw his defeat in the FinalCrisis, he left part of himself hidden away in another universe so he could return from even the [[KilledOffForReal ultimate defeat]]. ''Who is the Queen of Anti-Harmony, now and forever?''
[[WMG: "A Dog and Pony Show" is ''RuthlessPeople'' (or even ''The Ransom of Red Chief'') told by an UnreliableNarrator.]]
[[WMG: Each pony in ''Suited For Success'' represented a specific kind of ExecutiveMeddling.]]
* Twilight Sparkle was the exec without a MST3KMantra. Everything had to be perfectly scientifically accurate, almost to an OCD-like formula.
** Example: "Lauren, for the last time, Twilight Sparkle cannot be purple! Horses aren't purple! Unless you fix all of your concept artwork ''right now'', I'm pulling funding!"
* Pinkie Pie was the exec who has no idea what he or she is doing. Like those with AttentionDeficitOohShiny, they look at an idea and want it done now, no matter how bad it ends up looking.
** Example: "Lauren! Oh my god, I just saw a woman in the park sit on her own baby! Oh, you need to make Pinkie Pie do that! What? No, the kids will love it!"
* Applejack was the exec with no taste. Everything had to be practical, without any ''razzle dazzle''. To this exec, RealIsBrown and people are okay with it. As long as the show fits its demographic and people buy the toys, everything will be fine.
** Example: "Lauren, does Applejack really need a hat? I know how much you like the hat, but it's just not practical to sell a hat along with her doll. Besides, girls ''hate'' cowboy hats. But if you ''must'', at least make it pink."
* Fluttershy was the exec who wants to mimic the success of one show by making a new show exactly the same. If the show doesn't look the same, it's the writer's fault for not making everything exactly the same.
** Example: "Lauren, I told you! Fluttershy needs to be more like Sailor Mercury! You know, from SailorMoon? I know you gave her a sailor outfit, but she needs ''more''! Yeah, look, I just think that if you give her blue hair and water powers, her popularity will skyrocket...What do you mean you hated Sailor Moon?! You're fired!"
* Rainbow Dash was the exec with no idea what to do but pretends he or she does. He/she says vague, cryptic things to the writers, trying to get them to understand the (empty) words coming out of his/her mouth.
** Example: "Lauren, Rainbow Dash is just too unpopular with the girls. It's just...she...she needs a...you know, a thing. A ''je ne sais quoi''! She just...she just needs to be about 20% cooler. How? That's your job, isn't it?"
* And Rarity, obviously, represents those victim to mindless ExecutiveMeddling, who eventually has to say to herself that, "I'm working to make something good. Trying to tailor to all these Executives over and over will end up with a zombie rather than a pony." As for her friends coming in to help, that's a quick role switch for them all demonstrating that cartoon productions are a team effort, and that you can't rely on only one person to make a good show.
[[WMG: Several characters invoke the SevenDeadlySins]]
Take a look at several of the characters and tell me if they don't invoke at least one of them sooner or later.
* Pride - Twilight Sparkle, especially in "Feeling Pinkie Keen" and also Applejack.
* Sloth - Rainbow Dash in "The Ticket Master", though it's implied that she constantly slacks off.
* Gluttony - Pinkie Pie. Did you ''see'' how she eats?
* Greed - Pinkie Pie again, owing to her constantly eating way more than she'd actually need.
** Rarity is more fitting of Greed, as she DID try to trick that dragon out of his hoard in Dragonshy.
* Lust - Spike does this constantly when it comes to Rarity.
* Envy - Nightmare Moon.
* Wrath - Rainbow Dash again, Applejack constantly has to restrain her whenever the sooner has a LeeroyJenkins moment.
** There's a fanfiction story called Patchwork with a similar premise running at Equestria Daily.
[[WMG: Several characters invoke the SevenHeavenlyVirtues]]
Heck, two of them are Elements of Harmony.
* Charity - Rarity. Same reason as her element.
* Kindness - Fluttershy. Also element.
* Diligence - Applejack is practically the definition.
* Chastity - Twilight. In the sense of being unhindered by worldly desires and focusing on education.
* Patience - Rainbow Dash. She KNOWS she's faster than the other ponies, but is willing to keep pace with them with minimal grumbles.
* Humility - Pinkie Pie. She only throws parties for other people. Even with her own trademark party going on, she diverts all attention to the guest of honor
* Temperance - Okay, you got me there.
** Possibly Spike? The other dragons we've seen so far have some rather nasty behaviors that Spike (largely) manages to contain and lives in a civilized manner.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves and Ditzy Doo are not the same pony.]]
They are identical twins and Derpy had a head injury that screwed her eyes when they were fillies. You'll notice a lot of scenes where Derpy's eyes aren't cocked. They both have the cutie mark of bubbles because whatever their special talent is, it involves the bubbles. Perhaps they invented a new stamp glue together that can double as those Crayola play bubbles.
* Original Guesser here, revising the Cutie Mark Meanings.
** Derpy's bubbles reference bubble wrap, signalling how she can drop even fine china without shattering it.
** Ditzy's bubbles are that stamp glue thing I said before.
[[WMG: Expanding on the previous guess, many of the background ponies have families with StrongFamilyResemblance.]]
This would provide an in-universe explanation for them appearing multiple times in the same scene.
* Plausible. Consider also that the only defining physical characteristics of the ponies are their race, gender, color, eye color, mane and tail, and cutie mark. There are only three races, two genders (though there aren't many male ponies in the backgrounds. Or anywhere else), and a finite number of colors, so it should be expected that in a large crowd there should be some ponies who are identical save for their cutie marks and perhaps mane/tail style. But if you took a group of people and reduced them down to gender, hair color, eye color, and skin color you would get a lot of duplicates too, so this isn't entirely unrealistic.
** Would this make Pinkie Pie a ChocolateBaby? (Or potentially adopted, at the very least?)
[[WMG: One or more of the people who work on the series read these entries. Maybe even Lauren Faust herself. They may even be OneOfUs!]]
It's been semi-confirmed that Lauren Faust has been to the /co/ board of 4chan. It's common knowledge that she does read (and often reply to) the comments left by the series' fans (and her fans) on her DeviantArt page. And yes, I know she has stepped down from her previous position as Executive Producer (I think she's Consulting Producer now...) It will be interesting to see how many references to the fandom, its memes and its {{Fanon}} will be in the second season...
[[WMG: In "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon Mare in the Moon]]'' we saw the [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse Four Ponies of the Apocalypse]].]]
There were four stars that moved closer to the moon, then they slid behind it and the Nightmare Moon design disappeared.
* Although there are lots of jokes by fans and [[RobotChicken other sources]], my guess is that, given the show's original [[MagicalGirl magical girl show]] premise, they really are a part of the program's story.
* Nightmare Moon was defeated, but they were never revealed, so they are still out there.
* The show itself will never actually refer to them as the Ponies of the Apocalypse (it's still a kid's program).
** But they'll at least invoke said Ponies of the Apocalypse in appearance or modus operandi.
* These are the real keepers of the Elements of Discord (for what the elements might be, see other guesses on this page).
* Trixie is one of the Ponies of the Apocalypse, and she was scouting to see how the keepers of the Elements of Harmony would do against a covert attack.
** Or maybe she actually thought she could take them on all by herself.
** If this is correct, the fan's interest in her and the show's WhiteAndGreyMorality strongly suggests that she'll break ranks and join the Main Cast.
* The other three ponies weren't revealed in the first season.
* If the show returns to the premise set up in the pilot, they will be back to push Princess Luna and cause Nightmare Moon to become a threat again.
* Really? You want to go down ''that'' road? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81RN3olYIsQ Okay...]]
[[WMG: Ponyville is the Ponyverse's version of Hinamizawa, and/or ''Friendship is Magic'' is ''HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi'' told by an UnreliableNarrator.]]
That's why the Mane Cast all have tendencies to go crazy to varying degrees.
[[WMG: The characters from the tv show and toy series are from two different universes]]
It would explain why the main cast looks slightly different, why many ponies seen on the show don't appear in the toyline or vice-versa, why Celestia is pink (as well as act strange), AJ's lack of/different versions of her hat, the many pets/animals not seen in the show, the character's toy versions doing things their cartoon counterparts probably won't be doing, among many others. The only thing linking the two is the artwork on the box, which is most of the time just a recolor anyway, mainly on Hasbro's fault. Yeah, yeah, I know their supposed to be cheap recolors, but take a good look at the ponies on FIM. Not only do a majority all [[OnlySixFaces have the same face]], but there are recolors everywhere! Not necessarily the main cast but a good deal of the background ponies, but now I'm getting off track.
[[WMG: The Internet will soon have a MLP:FIM Dating Sim.]]
And you will play it just to find out why people would ever play that.
* [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/fimdating-sim.html Yep]].
[[WMG: Dr. Whooves is a Time Lord...]]
But only because [[TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife Lauren Faust is a troper]] and [[MemeticMutation noticed every show has a time lord WMG]] so she decided to [[GenreSavvy provide a outlet to prevent "Twilight Sparkle is a Time Lord" WMGs]]
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is a Time Lord]]
I see what you did there...
[[WMG: Doctor Whoof/Whooves is a television show in Equestria]]
And the Pony we keep seeing with the spikey mane and hourglass mark stars as The Doctor in the show.
* Does that make Rose and Colgate his co-stars?
[[WMG: [[TheSlenderManMythos Somewhere, somehow, the Slenderpony exists]]]]
Don't believe me? [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/132990-slender-man LOOK!]] See for yourself! There he is, in the background! And here, capped by yours truly, [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/133561-slender-man encircled in white]]. And [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/112065-slender-man here]], that's what he'd look like! It's coming together...
[[WMG: Someone who works on the show is writing fanfics to make certain things HilariousInHindsight and troll us]]
Possibly multiple someones, posting under multiple aliases. Take a look at these examples...
* Someone [[http://www.derpyhooves.com/index.php?static=derpyorigins wrote a short fanfic about Derpy]] early on when the fandom was young stating her to be mail mare. An animator has stated that Derpy was already in the infamous scene in Feeling Pinkie Keen and the only change made was derping her eyes. ''She was a mail mare from the beginning''.
* Cupcakes - Someone working on the show knew about ''Party of One'', and wrote an over the top gruesome fanfic involving Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash as part of a grand BatmanGambit to make that party scene all the more uncomfortable for fans to watch.
* The Party Hasn't Ended - A Pinkie/Dash shipping fanfic that was finished and uploaded before "Cutie Mark Chronicles" whose climax involves [[spoiler:[[ItMakesSenseInContext Rainbow Dash using a Sonic Rainboom to clear away a bunch of dark clouds]]]]. Not only does this happen in "Chronicles", its what started the party in Pinkie Pie!
What say you, Brony Tropers? Coincidence... or CONSPIRACY?!?
* I say they'll make an episode which seems similar to ''Story of the Blanks'' (a FIM [[spoiler:Creepypasta]] that can easily be found on Newgrounds, about Applebloom finding herself in a village with ponies without Cutie Marks, [[spoiler:they turn out to be cursed zombies.]]).
** That'd make a pretty kick-ass HalloweenEpisode .
[[WMG: LaurenFaust made a DealWithTheDevil to make the show such a success, even with those who would be sneering at it.]]
The incredible internet success that shines into [[ImageBoards the darkest corners]], the way it rolls over any objections and assimilates the PeripheryDemographic: demonic forces are at work here. Come on, it's [[LouCypher right there]] in [[{{Faust}} her name]]!
[[WMG: The small, but growing amount of [[ShenderManMythos Slender Mane]] fanart out there can be at least partially attributed to the Slender Man references on this page.]]
I've counted at least two Slender Mane fanfics and quite a bit of fanart out there, and Slendy happens to be referenced at least twice on this page. My guess is that a few tropers were checking out the WMGs here, happened to notice the Slender Man links, and were struck with inspiration.
[[WMG: The whole MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic phenomenon is a real life version of the events of ParanoiaAgent.]]
I'm getting some Maromi parallels from the show: Utterly cute figures that everyone is seemingly latching on to, as if it's some form of escape from troubles... All it needs is a Lil'Slugger figure.
* The BigBad of FiM's first two episodes was ''Luna'' or ''Nightmare Moon'', and the japanese word for moon is ''tsuki''. Yes, like in ''Tsukiko Sagi-san''. And dreams and nightmares also play an important role in ParanoiaAgent.
[[WMG: The PeripheryDemographic gets a nod in the toyline.]]
Hasbro's got more than enough experience with boys' toys, they can just apply some ideas from the {{Transformers}} toyline. Marketing a line of fully-poseable Ponies as "Deluxe Figures", in two sizes corresponding to Deluxe and Voyager class, while the actual packaging still resembles the rest of the MLP line from a distance. The mane cast and any supporting characters come in Deluxe size, while Princess Celestia, Nightmare Moon and ponies with large props (eg. Applejack and a horse-drawn cart that unfolds into an apple stand) come under Voyager class, complete with lights and sounds. To help differentiate, these toys actually have the full title on the boxes (including "Friendship Is Magic" unlike the mainline thus far).
[[WMG: Lauren steps from being in charge because she realisated that others could lead this show in better direction]]
Most of fandom prefer SliceOfLife plot, many don't like much pilot episodes, only episodes writen by Lauren, some her ideas for show (like MagicalGirl stuff) are not thing what fandom whant. So she decided to let others to take charge and be only part of creative team for show what can be best for everypony.
* Hulk concur.
[[WMG: It's all a fanfiction by [[AzumangaDaioh Osaka]].]]
While studying in America, Chiyo-Chan became a fan of My Little Pony and told all her friends about it during one of her visits to Japan. Inspired by her ramblings, Osaka decided to make a fanfiction and based the mane cast off herself and her friends:
Twilight Sparkle is Chiyo and is made to have her smarts. Osaka decided to translate Chiyo's naiveté into being new in town rather than being younger than the rest of cast.
Apple Jack is Yomi and is made to be the one is most down to earth. Also Osaka thinks Yomi would make a good cowboy for some reason.
Rainbow Dash is based off Kagura and has her athletic ability and competitive streak turned up to eleven.
Rarity is Tomo. Originally she was a hyperactive jerkass, but Tomo asked (in other words demanded) that Rarity would be changed into a sophisticated fashion desighner loved by all. Osaka did so but decided to keep her narcissistic streak (probably as a jab towards Tomo's executive meddling.
Flutter Shy is Sakaki. Originaly she was a tough stoic who was even more athletic than Rainbow Dash, but was changed into a shy, moe animal lover (who was loved by animals back) at Sakaki's request.
And of course, Osaka made herself into Pinkie Pie, who is basically Osaka on a 24 hour sugar rush.
* Some of those roles hardly make sense to me. Applejack is more like Kagura (athletic and competitive) Rainbow Dash fits Tomo (Excitable with Jerkass tentencies) and Rarity is most like Yomi (Extremely self-conscious of her appearence).
[[WMG: Everybody is a Timelord in Pergatory.]]
Because its the only WMG left.
[[WMG: We're all insane]]
Look at what we've become! Nine massive folders of pony [=WMG=]s? Extensive Episode guides? A huge list of fan fics? An elaborate character page (I'm partly responsible for the Background Ponies section!)? All after ONE season? Where does it all go? Where does it end? [[{{Portal}} Is the cake a Lyra]]? I must know!!... I ...I need to hug Fluttershy...
[[WMG: The ponies were once a slave race.]]
Long ago, the Diamond Dogs ruled over Equestria with an iron paw, using the ponies for manual labor. Earth ponies were used for digging and hauling wagons, unicorns were forced to use their magic powers for gem-finding, and pegasi were used as flying mounts for personal transportation. One day, an alicorn were born- Celestia and Luna's mother- and given to the tyrannical queen of the Diamond Dogs as her personal pets. After many years of seeing her kind enslaved and abused, the alicorn overthrew the queen and revolted along with the rest of the ponies, forcing the Diamond Dogs to live underground in the very mines they once forced ponies to dig in.
[[WMG: Nella from TheNostalgiaChick will eventually guest star]]
Someone who works for the show will eventually see the episode with her Pony Melodrama and ask her to guest star. Possibly as a weird pony who plays with dolls and have similar (adept kid friendly version) Melodramas.
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[[folder: Setting Guesses]]
[[WMG: The Ponies of Equestria are omnivorous]]
The whole vegetarian thing is a cultural tradition. Evidence for predatory capability is in their physiology. First, position of eyes on the head indicate excellent binocular vision. Depth perception is of much more limited use to a herbivore, especially one more adapted to plains. Second, highly developed jaws. The ponies have demonstrated extreme mandibular strength by dragging ropes and other heavy objects with their teeth. Applejack and Rainbow Dash have both demonstrated sufficient jaw strength to support their entire body weight. This might indicate that the ponies have enough strength to bring down large prey, on the other hand this would be of little to no use for a herbivorus life style. Third, the ponies have demonstrated the ability to digest more protein than a normal horse. Pinky Pie has on hand an egg quiche, and presumably uses eggs in cooking. This indicates a high tolerance, perhaps even a requirement for protein.
[[WMG: All pegasi have a sort of elemental affiliation that gives them a trail at high speed]]
For instance, Rainbow Dash has a rainbow, while Soarin' has a thundercloud and Spitfire has a smoke trail. This is why nobody has ever done a Sonic Rainboom before Dash - as Pinkie said, only a "Pegasus pony like Rainbow Dash", that is,a rainbow pegasus could cause it.
[[WMG: The show takes place AfterTheEnd.]]
Considering that there are no humans and the Ponies live in houses and do other human things we can only assume that humanity was wiped out and hyper-intelligent Equines just moved right in. Or possibly, as revenge for years of mistreatment, they took out the humans themselves!
--> "Could it be? In a bizarre twist, a horse is abusing a jockey! Might this be the start of a terrifying [[PlanetOfTheApes planet of the horses]]? In this announcer's opinion, almost certainly yes! And away I go!"
--->-'''The Simpsons'''
* This makes even more sense when you realize that ponies know what human skull (AB's costume in "The Show Stoppers") and hand (Pinkie's foam hand in "Sonic Rainboom") look like , make references to France and Netherlands, dress up as Statue Of Liberty, use tools clearly designed for human hands (snow shovels in "Winter Wrap Up") and are able to see themselves as saddle animals (Applejack in "Bridle Gossip", Spike in "Dog And Pony Show", Twilight saying "gift horse" - how can horse be a gift in world like Equestria?) [[FridgeHorror The more you think about it...]]
** The gift horse thing isn't that hard. Perhaps Equestria abolished the slave trade only a generation or two ago.
*** It could have been even longer, we still use the term "Cakewalk" despite it's origins in US slavery. Alternatively it could be an example of linguistic shift, meaning "Gift (giving) Horse", sort of how we use the term "Sleep tight" despite it not making sense in modern English except in that context.
** Don't forget Twilight's saddle for "Winter Wrap Up". The real question is, what catastrophe caused the whether to stop changing everywhere but the Everfree Forest?
*** Perhaps it started by using magic to force the seasons to change when they wanted, which destroyed the season's abilities to change on their own with the exception of a few areas around the world?
* Judging by the fact that according to Twilight the same constellations visible from Earth are also visible from Equestria (Orion, Canis Major and Canis Minor are mentioned and she has Rarity sew them into her personalized dress in an episode), wherever they are would have to share a location with Earth.
* This could explain why the train in "Over A Barrel", complete with locomotive, was ''pulled'' by horses. It is a leftover relic of human civilization that Equestrians have utilized as best they can.
* And "Manehattan" is just Manhattan. The buildings were still standing after the humans died off, so the ponies moved in. And in an attempt to erase all signs of humans, the Statue of Liberty was remodeled into a pony.
** [[PlanetOfTheApes GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!]]
* There is actually a [[http://ponibooru.413chan.net/_images/0a5767780a07fcf26218eb4723357ccf/7487%20-%20blood%20celestia%20luna%20Ottanta.jpg picture]] floating around suggesting that. Be careful. It comes from a booru, so NSFW is a given/
* Dogs exist, and dogs were domesticated by humans; without us, they wouldn't exist. Either humans live somewhere on the planet, or they died out (or moved?).
** Or ponies domesticated dogs themselves, the only one (besides the Diamond Dogs) we've seen was a herding breed.
*** Ponies.. Domesticating dogs.. That induces FridgeLogic and FurryConfusion.
* France is mentioned several times too.
* As for why no one remembers anything about humanity beyond abstract concepts, a ruthless, SecretPolice-styled sect of the Equestrian government works in the shadows to systematically hunt down and destroy every remaining trace of human presence, in the name of preserving the "paradise" that the ponies were able to build once they were freed from the destructive influence of men.
* What ever cataclysm wiped out the previous inhabitants also rendered the planet uninhabitable and tidally locked. The reason that ponies control the weather and care for the animals is because the ecosystem that once supported them no longer exists. This is why Clestia and Luna are required to keep the planet rotating.
[[WMG: Equestria was originally an uninhabitable hellhole.]]
Then the ponies, including Celestria, settled an area of it and worked to make it not only livable, but prosperous. Eventually they spread and took the entire area. This ties in with the theory that the series takes place on a future Earth. Humans ruined the planet and either left, died out, or both. Nature took over some areas, but others, like Equestria, remained an uninhabitable wasteland. It is the way it is now because Celestia and Luna got their pony followers to use their magic and abilities to fix everything up. This creates a safe and prosperous haven for ponies, where they're safe from monsters, and their control over the weather and land ensures that they're safe from natural disaster and starvation.
[[WMG: Ponies are Programs]] Equestria's world is a node in a Reboot/Tron universe inside a computer. That's why ponies have to move the sun and the moon, control the weather and generally micromanage their entire environment. But unlike Reboot or Tron, they don't know it.
[[WMG: France, zoos, and Dutch apple pie don't actually exist]]
Applejack just invented them in her delirium.
* Seems to be {{jossed}}, at least as far as France goes, since Fluttershy mentions French haute couture when speaking to Rarity in a later episode, and is not delirious. Nervous due to Rarity pressing her for an opinion, but not delirious.
* Hoity Toity also mentioned that he was craving Dutch apple pie after seeing Applejack's outfit in "Suited for Success"
* Photo Finish is clearly German, even using a few German words. And in that same episode we see a pony with asian slanted eyes...
[[WMG: Humans, the Earth, and its various cultural trappings are fictional in Equestria]]
Humans are mythological creatures which are popular subjects of fantasy literature in Equestria. Many of the elements of these stories (such as the fictional fantasy kingdom of France)have entered the popular consciousness. When ponies refer to something from the human world, they are actually making references to these stories. Everypony knows what a human skull and hand looks like just like almost anyone in the real world can identify a dragon even though they don't exist.
[[WMG: The ponies of Equestria are semi-divine servitors created to uphold the natural laws]]
All the ponies have some manner of innate talent, whether magical (Fluttershy can [[TheBeastmaster control animals]], Pegasi control the weather) or mundane like Apple Jack's skill at herding animals.
We're told that the world outside of Equestria does not require the maintenance Equestria does; animals take care of themselves, as does the weather. But this is not a sure thing. In case of a breakdown of the natural laws, Celestia created servants that might keep things running smoothly so she herself could focus on fixing the underlying problem. She made Equestria exempt from some of these laws so that the ponies would not forget the skills required. The ponies with mundane skills are to collect the practical knowledge of civilization so that even if all life outside of Equestria is destroyed through some cosmic SNAFU, rebuilding will be possible. They were given free will because Celestia and Luna needed the company.
* Ah, but is the Everfree Forest the norm (suggesting all lands beyond Equestria work that way) or an aberration (suggesting you could circumnavigate the Forest while remaining in Equestria)?
[[WMG: The Sonic Rainboom is some sort of time-space shift.]]
It sends them to a seperate alternate universe every time it's used, and it's incredibly [[DangerousForbiddenTechnique risky]]. Think in The Cutie Mark Chronicles. [[spoiler: The first Sonic Rainboom shifts everyone's fates so suddenly and extremely, acting like a in-universe DeusExMachina. This sent them to the a more idealistic universe. Somewhere out there, there's a DarkerAndEdgier universe where they all grew up miserable. The second sent them to a nearly-the-same universe, with some slight changes in certain traits explaining, such as the increase in Pinkie's teleportation.]]
[[WMG: [[OurDragonsAreDifferent Dragons]] hoard treasure not because of greed, but to use as a food supply.]]
This is implied by Spike's desire to eat gemstones.
* Perhaps dragons must ingest gemstones in order to fuel their fire.
* Or to mimic the dragon from Beowulf.
** The dragon in "Dragonshy" seems to use his mostly as a bed
** However, the dragon on "Owl's Well That Ends Well" seems to confirm this
*** I think they do so as a mating display. Older dragons don't really consume gems but like to display them for potential mates because a large hoard can be used to feed many offspring (or given dragon longevity, feed an offspring for a long time). That's why older dragons hoard gems while Spike tries to eat them every chance he gets when not trying to impress Rarity. In fact, Spike helping Rarity with the gem accumulation might be a subconscious mating display.
[[WMG: Ponies in [=MLPFiM=] practice polygyny]]
As a result of there being less males to go around.
* Real horses are the same way, stallions can't stand competition so they drive most of the mature males out of the herd.
* In the future, the six mane characters could all be "sister brides" to the same stallion.
* I chalk the apparent lack of males to the fact that the show's aimed at girls. Background characters in male-oriented shows tend to be male; with this show being aimed at girls, the background characters will tend to be female. Then again, I tend to subscribe heavily to the LiteraryAgentHypothesis.
[[WMG: The Everfree Forest causes the ponies to have an existential crisis.]]
So the ponies are obviously afraid of the monsters in the forest, but they've also expressed fear at the very idea that the forest can operate autonomously. Now, imagine that you're job is, say, controlling the weather. You spend years and years learning, training, and improving your craft. You get to be pretty good at it, maybe the best like Dash claims to be. And then, you find out that there is a place that does it without your help. Suddenly, your life is cast into doubt. If the Everfree forest doesn't need the ponies' help, who's to say the rest of Equestria does? [[TotalRecall Perhaps your job is nothing but a lie, meant to keep you busy.]] Maybe you've wasted your life learning a handy but ultimately unnecessary skill. What if the world ''just doesn't need you?'' The forest would probably freak you out too.
* Seeing how a major city (Cloudsdale) is built around the fact ponies can control said clouds this would also cause an economic crisis.
* Um... "Control the weather?" Believe me, that is the ''last'' thing anypony would let go of. Sunshine and rain ''on demand''? Perfect weather for growing apples at any time? Never overly long winters (assuming they got it done in time) that would decrease crop yields? Existentialist crisis maybe, but definitely not out of a job.
** It's not being out of a job that scares them, but the idea that they're job is largely unnecessary in the grand scheme of things. Incredibly helpful the job may be, but it'll still get on without them, if in a more chaotic way.
* On the other hand, other sentient races might see them as an entire race of [[HumanoidAbomination equinoid abominations]] that forces nature itself into a neat and tidy schedule and shun them all as physical affronts to everything holy and natural.
[[WMG: Ponyville was once a cultural hub.]]
Consider: what was Ponyville like a thousand years ago? If it existed, it was adjacent to the royal palace. When Celestia sealed her sister and removed to Canterlot, the Everfree Forest was presumably left to run wild over what was once the center of Equestria. What happened to cause Celestia to abandon such a vast tract of land? Did Luna's power help secure that area against natural weather, or is the Everfree Forest an anomaly that expanded while she was sealed? Is Ponyville a city that has withered with the loss of its central status, or is it a frontier town founded long after Nightmare Moon was sealed?
* Only it was not adjacent. Ponies had to cross at least one river and one chasm to get to the castle, and there were many other places on their way there.
** It's within a few hours' walk, no more than 20 miles (and probably a lot less). That's really close in geographic terms.
[[WMG: Equestria is on the Earth of SamuraiJack]]
The sentient/sapient Ponies (etc.) are much like the talking dog archaeologists, among others; Princess Celestia is a descendant/peer of that giant god-horse that helped Jack's Dad way back when; Luna was corrupted by Aku to become Nightmare Moon (which is why it took a blast from the PowerOfFriendship to revert her); Equestria is one of the holdouts against Aku's power, which is why there are incursions from random monsters while the weather has to be controlled by (good) magic; the SchizoTech fits in with the Samurai Jack aesthetic (Farting Dragon episode, anyone?); and most importantly it'd be [[RuleOfCool cool]] if all of this were the case.
* THIS IS A CROSSOVER THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. NOW. Jack/Pinkie Pie! Get on it!
** Sorry, no Pinkie Pie. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDY5YpLqypk Have some Samurai Applejack instead!]]
[[WMG: Equestria is a realm in the classic [[SpyroTheDragon Spyro]] series.]]
It's not that much of a streach when you think about it, what with the classic series looking like the art style of the show in digital form. Besides that, the main characters look like they would fit in with the Spyro 'verse quite nicely. There's also the fact Spike is a purple dragon that can walk on two legs...
[[WMG: The Cockatrice from The Stare Master was originally from Fluttershy's place]]
Since she keeps chickens and an assortment of other animals, it wouldn't be a huge streach if she had a rooster, that managed to lay an egg, which then happened to be incubated by a toad. The cockatrice was hatched from the egg and then left to live in the Everfree Forest.
[[WMG: Equestria is actually a post-apocalyptic world after Princess Luna's rebellion, and only the ponies' hard work keeps it habitable.]]
Why doedn't Equestria have natural cycles, except in the Everfree Forest? Ponies must manually turn the seasons, fabricate weather in ad-hoc factories, even go and get the migratory birds.
Has it always been like this? And, if yes, why is the Everfree Forest so different? We know that there has been an ancient conflict between Day and Night, and for a long while (days? months? YEARS?) the sun didn't rise. This has undoubtedly wrecked havoc on the ecosystem. The banishment of Nightmare Moon / Princess Luna has certainly upset the natural balance even more.
A theory could be that Equestria, despite the appearances, is, technically, a post-apocalyptic world. Nature and its cycles have been more or less destroyed by Luna's rebellion and its aftermath. So now the ponies have to work hard to keep everything running smoothly. If the ponies ever stopped doing things like artificially creating weather, or doing season wrap-up festivals, then Equestria would quickly turn into a desert wasteland.
The Everfree Forest, for some reason or another (Likely the presence there of the Elements of Harmony), wasn't touched by the devastation. We can assume that neither were far away lands whose existance (and habitability) is implied by the presence of Zecora. Or perhaps there other species (like zebras) perform the maintenance that in Equestria is the ponies' job.
[[WMG: The ponies of Equestria are [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien Sufficiently Advanced Aliens]].]]
[[FridgeBrilliance Look at the evidence.]] They [[WeatherControlMachine control the weather and the landscape.]] They've [[AllAnimalsAreDomesticated domesticated animals]] to the point where said animals have [[TheFairFolk forgotten how to take care of themselves.]] [[HumansAreCthulhu (Sound familiar?)]] Their society is [[PerfectPacifistPeople ludicrously advanced]] compared to humans. They even have [[FunctionalMagic Functional Magic]] [[CrystalDragonJesus for Celestia's sake!]] The ponies never seem to question any of this, and are horrified at the thought of nature taking care of itself. [[CaptainObvious Obviously,]] their technology has advanced to a level in which [[ClarkesThirdLaw the ponies themselves don't fully understand how it works]], it "just is". (Kinda like the attitude many humans in developed countries have towards advancements such as computers, medicine, and and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking democracy.]]) This perfectly explains all the [[SchizoTech Schizo Tech.]] It's [[ForScience SCIENCE]], people!
* Which probably means that they are all just one disease away from a global plague.
[[WMG: "Pegacorns" were the SufficientlyAdvancedAlien {{Precursors}}; the rest are their descendants.]]
The singular nature of Princess Celestia and her sister raises a few important questions. They would appear to be an ancient breed of pony that has evolved into the smaller, shorter-lived ponies of today; but if "pegacorns" are so long-lived, why haven't more of the same generation survived into the present day? If they were killed off in a war or something, how did a couple of survivors get to rule over all the other kinds? Most importantly, how could any ponies predate their own solar cycle?
What would make sense is if horses with both horns and wings were a highly advanced race of interstellar nomads who made it their mission to use their cosmic powers to terraform planets and seed them with life. During the founding of Equestria, the aliens could have interbred with the most compatible of the native fauna to produce generations of "little ponies" that would inherit diluted forms of their powers, enough to look after the local environment. As part of their tradition, after some time the pegacorns left the planet to seek out a new one, leaving behind only a few of their own as guardians to keep the big things like the orbits and rotations of the planets in balance. This could be because they are very vulnerable to losing their sanity and fracturing their personalities from boredom, such as what happened to Luna.
We know Princess Celestia enjoys a good prank; it's likely to be one of the ways she keeps her sanity in check. But Celestia's MagnificentBastard side may be part of a serious plan to set up groups of ponies on tests to see if they can harness forgotten technologies like the Elements of Harmony and eventually govern the planet all on their own someday. Additionally, Celestia's extraterrestial nature would explain why she insists on keeping the title "Princess" after so many years as sole ruler: The real King or Queen of her society is still out there, only on some other planet. And her interest in Twilight Sparkle's reports on friendship may be because Celestia is compiling a sort of cultural/anthropological study on what sort of people the pegacorns have produced, and a personal account from one of them is just what's needed to make it really convincing.
[[WMG: Griffons and Ponies crossbreed, all Pegasus Ponies are descended from Griffons]]
In Mythology, a griffon and a mare can breed to make a Hippogriff. It's not a far stretch to assume it's also possible in this universe, too. Some of the pegasus ponies seen so far have sharper features, longer wings, more pointed ears and almost beak-like mouths. (Case in point: The jock ponies from Sonic Rainboom.) I think this means they have griffon/hippogriff ancestry. Now, following this line of logic, it's possible that all pegasus ponies are descended from intermarrying of griffons and ponies.
[[WMG: Most of the male ponies are drafted to Equestria Army]]
This is the reason why there are so few male ponies.
* The real question this raises is why is there a need for a draft? A secret war perhaps? But against who?
** ''Stallion with a winged skull cutie mark and a high-peaked combination cap:'' We shall purge the Universe of the Foul Forces of [[CareBears Care-a-Lot]]! Glory to the First Stallion to Die! FOR THE PRINCESS!
** Or, going with the AfterTheEnd theory, the last surviving pockets of humans are putting up a resistance and need to be exterminated.
* Or, if they're more like IRL horses, mares tend to be leaders and stallions tend to do more of the fighting. Stallions that aren't strong enough to become herd stallions tend to join bachelor herds of other stallions & train to get stronger. Since bands of rowdy young males will cause trouble unsupervised, or go looking for adventure and chances to impress the fillies, over Equestria's history these male bands took over responsibility for defense of the kingdom, dealing with things like the Parasprite infestation in Phillydelphia and most of the monsters that show up on the show all the time, at least the ones that make trouble.
** So there are two Equestrias: the 'civilian'/matriarchal Equestria shown in the show, which is the old, the young, mares and the few stallions able to avoid being kicked out by the other stallions as competition because they're strong (Big Macintosh) or really good at something (Mr. Cake), and the 'male' Equestria, a genderflipped AmazonBrigade focused on training (in civilian pursuits as well as combat), making it into Celestia's forces proper (fighting the good fight and impressing the fillies) and so on?
[[WMG: The Ponies raise pigs to feed their carnivorous pets with.]]
The Ponies have been shown to own dogs, cats, and even aligators, and they must eat something. It's just strange to imagine a butcher pony.
** It's why Fluttershy is so timid.
** Fluttershy did feed fish to Ferrets.
* According to WordOfGod, ponies ''really'' like truffles, enough to provide free room & board. Cows aren't so lucky.
** The cows are there because the ponies use milk.
** Presumably the same thing can be said for the chickens, although that raises the question of weither ponies can consume eggs. They must use them in baking.
*** In one episode, Pinkie gives Spike a quiche. Quiches need eggs, so yes, ponies eat eggs.
[[WMG: The FIM-verse is part of the Dungeons and Dragons cosmology.]]
Walk through the right door in Sigil and you'll wind up in a gorgeous land of magical ponies and unusually bright and friendly versions of monsters common throughout the planes. Now we just gotta guess which pony belongs to what character class.
* Which edition? Of course Fluttershy and Pinky are likely NPC classes, having never demonstrated any kind of combat ability whatsoever (The Stare being a 'spell like ability' of course). Though the idea of Pinky being a Sorcerer or Bard and simply hiding her awesome power is an attractive one...
** 3rd or 4th, 3rd for the amusing contrast between FIM and dungeonpunk, 4th for the streamlined aesthetic matching the clean bright lines of FIM. Twilight Sparkle is a shoe-in for Wizard, Pinky definitely seems to be a Bard (she does pull off a Pied Piper move and is always singing and dancing), I'd peg Applebloom as a Ranger for the rough 'n tumble nature affinity... Rainbow Dash is either a Rogue (for speedy tricksiness) or a Monk (for sheer speed... though I've yet to see how 4e handles monks)... Fluttershy strikes me as a Paladin, actually, with an emphasis on the laying-on-of-hands gentleness tempered with the Righteous Fires of Charisma allowing her to stare down evil beings. Rarity, not sure.
** Fluttershy strikes me as a 4th edition invoker. Lightly armored servant of the gods, raining down holy fire at range. It is after all theorised that Fluttershy's meekness is due to her special power being extremely aggressive in nature. Rarity... 4th edition bard maybe? Lots of flashiness and illusions backing up martial ability, and they actually get the power "Words of Friendship". I'm still with Pinky as a sorcerer, just because it would annoy Twilight.
** Fluttershy strikes me more as a Druid. Considering her ability with animals, but also that she's able to convince non-animals to do her will (indicating the Wild Empathy ability). She's also got a good Fort save, indicated when she resisted the Cockatrice's stare. And let us not forget Angel, her animal companion! She hasn't shown any ability to change shape, but it's possible she's taken an option from a sourcebook that eschews that ability in favor of more focus to animal control.
** For [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKs-MHFil0k some reason]] I'm imagining Rainbow Dash as a Paladin. Rarity is a Bard, Fluttershy's a Druid or Cleric with the Animal domain, Applejack is a Ranger, and Twilight Sparkle is obvious. As for Pinky Pie, she's a {{Munchkin}}.
* Well, we [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/art-8-bitgag-theater.html know]] what they'd be in FinalFantasy.
[[WMG: The FIM-verse is part of the [[CallOfCthulhu Cthulhu]] cosmology]]
Based on how often the characters [[SanitySlippage go nuts]], especially Twilight the spellcaster.
* It's probably somewhere in the Dreamlands though.
** So the Princesses are probably [[PhysicalGod Great Ones]].
* Oh, and an omnicidal god locked away for a thousand years, sounds familiar, [[EldritchAbomination don't it]]?
[[WMG: The entire "battle" between the Buffalo and the Apple-loosians was staged. Mostly.]]
Both sides got the message behind Pinkie Pie's bizzare and narmy preformance, but agreed that it was lousy. Perhaps they also agreed stage a dramatic showdown at high noon and not tell the ponies (as well as Braeburn and Little Strong Heart for some reason) about it. It also seems unusual that they would use ''Pies'' as ammunition. However, perhaps the Buffalo got a little carried away with their stampeding...
[[WMG: The universe runs on friendship]]
Literally. The physical laws of the universe is actually thinly held together. They break down constantly and require maintenance. Usually, they are held stable by magic. However, over 1000 years ago, Equestria figured out how to harness the power of magic, turning their realm into an Utopia, but at the cost of physics within the land slowly decaying. The royal family, possible the then young princess Celestia, gathered all ponies together, and organized them, taking over the responsibility of ensuring the season turns as supposed to, as well as such things as gravity and speed of light. This also nicely helped solve the recent unemployment problem.
[[WMG: The Equestria national anthem is...]]
... a waltz inspired theme. Why? A canter, in horse-riding is a controlled 3 beat gait. Waltz are written in 3/4 key. It would be both Fridge Brilliance and Shown Their Work from the show's musical direction. Any composer bronies out there, take note.
[[WMG: Clouds are actually gaseous [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-newtonian_fluid non-newtonian liquid]] instead of water]]
Non-newtonian liquids become solid when pressure is applied to them, and allows one to walk on water if done carefully, as seen in several YouTube videos. Clouds in Equestria are gaseous forms of these liquid, which allows them to remain airborne but still have enough liquid to be solid when comparably-light pegasi walk on them. The spell Twilight uses in "Sonic Rainboom" is really a spell that reduces earth ponies' weight to that of pegasi.
[[WMG: The show is foreshadowing the end of OUR Earth and what it'll look like in the future]]
In 2012 human kind will destroy themselves in a massive war for world domination and the only thing left behind will be their technology. All the atomic bombs and toxic substances over the years will cause animals to mutate and evolve; with ponies becoming the dominate species of Earth with new mutant species popping up looking like mythical beings. Ex: The hydra is really a super-mutated lizard-like creature.
[[WMG: Equestria is a plane of [[MagicTheGathering Dominia]].]]
On second thought: Equestria might be somehow close or connected to Lorwyn/Shadowmoor since in both cases, we have conflicts between forces of day and night that span centuries.
* Also in both settings, there are "elements" composed of abstract concepts - the Elements of Harmony in one case, and the Greater Elementals in the other.
** Lorwyn has no oceans, and as of yet there have been no references to oceans in FiM either - in fact, we have seen a squid living in a lake, and a sea-serpent in a river.
*** ...nor have there been references to horses in Lorwyn-Shadowmoor. But there have been several races (changelings, hobgoblins, selkies, etc.) going into / coming out of hiding when the plane transforms, so post-Shadowmoor ponies isn't too far of a stretch.
* It's also a nice coincidence that Celestia's cutie mark looks exactly like the white Mana symbol.
[[WMG: Equestria is the Isle of the Houyhnhnms from ''GulliversTravels'']]
After a few hundred years of technological advances, of course. The Yahoos have nearly been wiped out as well.
* Taking this further, the Houyhnhnms were able to take enormous leaps and bounds in both technological, sociological, and moral concepts thanks to [[TheMagicComesBack the magic coming back]]. The Yahoo could not cope.
[[WMG: Equestria is actually an abandoned amusement/theme park.]]
Specifically, an amusement park world, created countless ages ago by human or human-like (let's not necessarily preclude elves or fairies) magical beings as a place for them and their children to vacation.... and the ponies--- Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn and Alicorn(winged unicorn)--- were created as the entertainment and maintenance staff (along with perhaps the other intelligent creatures such as the cows, mules, buffalo, etc). Untold ages later, the original builders of the amusement park abandoned it and left the live-in staff to their own devices.
If you think about it, it all makes tremendous sense. Where else would everything-- the plants, the animals, the climate, the seasons-- be so micromanaged? Where else would you see such surprisingly tame "wild" animals? (Even the "monsters" are a relatively minimal threat.) If the ponies were the genetically established head caretakers, it only makes sense that the other species would have an obedience instinct implanted in them (diluted over the millenia, but still effective enough for Fluttershy to cow a cockatrice, a Manticore and a dragon.) It also explains the SchizoTech (crank Victrolas next to modern turntables, candles and lanterns next to electric lights, medieval armor, wild west outfits, victorian wigs, fashions from the 80's, etc) as the sort of thing one would need on the "backlot" of an amusement park, where themed performances of every possible culture and era would be likely. Why else would the ponies be using musical instruments with keys for HUMAN fingers, cups with handles, tools with hand grips, etc-- save as a racial memory of doing things for the convenience of human guests? It would explain why the ponies were PULLING the train engine rather than RIDING it; they have an instinctual memory that trains should be pulled, and should have an engine up front... but the recollection of how it all works is screwy after so much time. It even explains why gemstones are scattered so prolifically around Equestria that Spike can casually snack on them, and Rarity thinks nothing of digging up four WAGONLOADS of gemstones, out of loose topsoil, just to decorate a dress.... part of the fanciful setting, the ground is "salted" with heaps of prefabricated gems for any children who wanted to play at "treasure hunting."
* Celestia and Luna are AI constructs or uploaded humans who have the access codes necessary to command and reprogram the sufficiently advanced technology of the park, their original jobs being dealing with any situations the ponies couldn't handle themselves. Their falling out a millennium ago was really over what to do now that the park had been abandoned.
[[WMG: If on the off chance Death appears in the series]]
It will be a pony grim reaper, named Binky.
* There's actually this great fanfiction where Binky ([[{{Discworld}} DEATH]]'s horse) is revealed to be Pinkie Pie's grandfather. He taught her how to move great distances in the blink of an eye (a nod to Pinkie's fourth-wall-breaking abilities). Read it [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zrhqlBhIWvq6GTd-jevamZjttyUVlSQv_8aTqZjZ_bI/edit?hl=en&authkey=CKn97pUJ# here]].
[[WMG: All ponies are born as winged unicorns]]
There are actually no different types of ponies. Specially selected and indoctrinated midwife ponies secretly remove wings and/or horns from the newborns. This is done to keep the pony-society stratified with the apparently god-like Celestia on top.
The operation also affects the growth and life-span of the ponies in a negative way.
* Alternatively, all ponies go through winged unicorn phase in utero, but then hormones/magic suppressed the development of wings, horn or both.
[[WMG: We won't see '''even one''' blacksmith before the last season of MLP:FIM]]
In a land of horses, we haven't seen one yet, even in the western town of Appleloosa. They know what anvils are (we've seen two, so far), and they know how to play a game of horseshoes, but not one character actually '''wears''' horseshoes (we have seen boots and shoes that fit over hooves, but that's it).
[[WMG: The ponies' hooves are magnetic.]]
This is why they can sometimes pick up things with their hooves, and it it also explains how Applejack was able to grab onto Twilight's hooves when she was hanging off the side of a cliff in the second episode.
* To paraphrase MysteryScienceTheater3000, "And if their hooves were metal, that would mean something."
** And their hooves are made of metal.
[[WMG: Horseshoes are used as throwing weapons.]]
Either nopony wears horseshoes anymore in lieu of advancement in footwear technology, or horseshoes are a (negative) status symbol used as punishment. Having permanent horseshoes implies one is being forced into labor to atone for a crime. Due to their aerodynamic nature, however, horseshoes are used as highly symbolic thrown weapons, perhaps associated with law enforcement or JUSTICE in general. This also elevates Applejack and Rainbow Dash's game of horseshoes into the pony equivalent of [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome a knife-throwing contest.]]
[[WMG: Ponies are elemental creatures, and we've only seen three so far.]]
Earth ponies are... just that. Pegasus ponies are air elemental. Unicorn ponies embody either Fire (the fire of intellect, the "electric" nature of magic, Twilight ''igniting'' when sufficiently frustrated...) or Aether/Void/Mana. This either leaves one gap (Water) or two (Fire and Water), depending on how catch-'em-all-y the show wants to get. Celestia and Luna don't manifest sea pony traits because they've only been seen above water, and their hind legs would become a tail and fins under. Either tallness is the "hat" for fire ponies, or like earth ponies they're not visibly magical.
* Water elemental would be those mermaid ones that the fandom seems to hate so much.
* Try the PowerTrio of body (earth), mind (unicorn), and spirit (pegasus).
* Ponies are based on the five platonic elements: Unicorns are aether, pegasi are air, sea ponies are water, earth ponies are earth (duh), and fire is represented by Zebras.
* The three races of pony are all made up of a mix two elements in varying proportions. Pegasus ponies are wind (Dash) and water (Fluttershy), earth ponies are Fire (Pinkie) and earth (AJ, or especially Big Mac), and unicorn ponies are made of sunlight (Rarity) and moonlight (Trixie).
[[WMG: Anybody and anypony are both valid in speech.]]
Rainbow Dash says "and I couldn't risk a goody four-shoes like you giving that ticket away to just anybody!". Probably a slip of the tongue that was missed, but it's perfectly possible that anybody is correct with the presence of characters like Spike, that sea serpent, that dragon in the mountain, Zecora, and Gilda. You know, not ponies. Hell, Rainbow Dash could've been accounting for the possibility that Twilight could give it to Spike.
[[WMG: Unicorns are naturally predisposed to having mental disorders.]]
Maybe it's due to utilizing magic through an appendage that's so close to their brain, but it seems like most of the unicorn cast members appear somewhat... neurotic. There are several claims of Twilight having Aspergers, Rarity being SuperOCD and even Sweetie Belle being a crayon short of a box. Even minor and background unicorns come off as a little unhinged, Snips and Snails appear slow, Trixie's a little over-dramatic and Lyra's well... Lyra.
* So, are we going with the "Pinkie pie is secretly a unicorn" one down there too, she's got a serious case of [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny ADHD]] and maybe a bit of [[TheSchizophreniaConspiracy schizophrenia]]
** Not necessarily. "All that is gold does not glitter. All that glitters is not gold." Just because Pinkie's nuts doesn't mean she's a unicorn. She's just fourth-wall-cracking-bonkers.
[[WMG: Sonic Rainbooms warp reality]]
First off, their very animation implies that they involve breaking a barrier that is not intended to be broken. Thus, the effects of pulling off such a move need to be seriously taken into consideration. They seemed simple at first when it was first seen in "Sonic Rainboom", briefly knocking witnesses out of character such as turning Fluttershy excitable and Rarity humble.
But this takes on a whole new layer of meaning in "Cutie Mark Chronicles". Applejack managed to miss the actual Rainboom and Rarity didn't behold it herself, so they were largely unaffected. Fluttershy was only minorly affected, causing her to remain calm and brave even as the other animals panicked. But then we get to later stories, and we realize that this Rainboom was directly beheld by both Twilight and Pinkie. The results? Twilight suddenly found herself tapping into an immense power she couldn't control, forcing Celestia to take her under her wings to help her. And Pinkie Pie, an otherwise normal earth pony beforehand, became the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} and borderline RealityWarper (exceeding the powers of known unicorns and pegasi) that she is today.
We were lucky the first two times. Who knows what could happen if such acts of breaking the rainbow barrier continue unchecked?
** Alternatively, this ''is'' the standard effect of breaking the rainbow barrier... But if too much of it is used, it'll reduce the world to cloying saccharinity, sapping the intellect of all ponies and destroying their individuality in the process. In addition, it will turn at least certain pegasis into earth ponies... Raibow Dash and Scootaloo first and foremost among the afflicted. If the rainbow barrier is breached too carelessly and too often... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZpurerF2HM this]] may be what Equestria reverts to!
[[WMG: Pegasus ponies don't fly with their wings]]
They fly with magic. They can extend their flight magic to things they tow(like chariots, or moving vans), so they fly with them instead of dangling below them. Part of their magic allows pegasus ponies to walk on and manipulate clouds. Their magic, their flight magic at least, comes from their wings, much like the unicorns' magic comes from their horns. That's why Rainbow Dash couldn't fly when Applejack tied up her wings.
* WordOfGod confirms that pegasus and earth ponies have magical powers. While she doesn't say that flight is magical it's a safe assumption to make.
* As an extension to this it is possible that in most cases magic is providing the lift. In those cases the wings are merely acting as stabilizers and forward propulsion. We see evidence of this in Scootaloo, who has yet to master the magic required for lift but is able to use her wings for forward propulsion. Only certain Pegasi can use magic for forward propulsion, the Wonderbolts and Rainbow Dash would be examples. This is visible as the magical trails these Pegasi leave behind.This magic might also explain the Sonic Rainboom. Ponies are not very aerodynamic, so additional magic would be used to improve the aerodynamics of the Pegasus. Additional magical force would be required as forward velocity increases to prevent the Pegasus from being shredded by air resistance. After breaching the sound barrier there is a marked decrease in air resistance, so the magical energy would need to be rapidly dissipated in the form of the rainbow explosion witnessed.
[[WMG: The reason why the Apple Clan tend to be late bloomers...]]
Cutie marks are created by a pony discovering their special talent and ''knowing'' what they want to do with their life. Members of the Apple Clan have an obvious path set out before them from birth -- but that doesn't mean they '''know''' whether or not they want to dedicate themselves to that as their life's work. That's why it generally takes so long; they're not ''sure'' yet if they want to follow the family's tradition. Apple Bloom's attempt failed because she was doing it for all the wrong reasons, having no real conviction behind her decision to help hawk apples beside earning her mark.
** Might be kind of confirmed as of "Cutie Mark Chronicles"; Applejack tried living a "sophisticated" life in the city as a filly, realized it wasn't for her, and made up her mind that she ''did'' want to carry on the family tradition after all.
[[WMG: Ponyville is a multiracial experiment.]]
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy could have spent their whole lives without meeting a single wingless pony, barely paying attention to the world under the clouds. Finding an unicorn in the wild west of Equestria is almost as difficult. But princess Celestia decided to take a small city, founded by earth ponies, and encourage immigration of both unicorns and pegasi. Ponyville is now considered a fairly unique case by sociologists and biologists alike.
* Then why didn't they know about zebras? Not to mention the xenophobia in that episode. Kind of weird for a community whose hat would be diversity.
** Zebras aren't ponies, as Twilight Sparkle said in that episode. And even a successful blend between three kinds isn't automatically ready to welc, accordingome a fourth.
* Also, we see both Earth Ponies and Unicorns in Manehattan in "Cutie Mark Chronicles".
** Yet still no pegasus.
* This theory could very well be true. Appleloosa is mostly an earth pony town, Cloudsdale is a completely pegasus city, and from what we've seen of Canterlot, it seems to have a unicorn majority, according to the ponies seen in the "At The Gala" song.
[[WMG: Dragon birth and development]]
As of ''Owls...'', we see that dragons are an infanticidal and cannibalistic species. Also, Spike is consistently referred to as a baby dragon, yet is at the same level of comprehension and cognitive development as the rest of the residents of Equestria. I suppose that, like other reptiles, dragons are able to take care of themselves nearly from birth, and they are in a constant danger of being eaten by their bigger relatives. Princess Celestia realized this and how intelligent dragons are, and so created a mutually symbiotic relationship between her students (to give them an assistant and teach them leadership skills) and baby dragons (who learn from their pony and get protection from their larger kin) to make everyone happy. Not sure what happens when Spike grows up, though. Maybe Celestia is pulling a Baron Wulfenbach, making it so the next generation of dragons is fully of friendly allies to the ponies?
[[WMG: Dragons are a dying species]]
Fluttershy mentions that she's never seen a baby dragon before and didn't even know that Dragons could ''talk.'' Clearly they are a rare and mysterious breed that are extremely uncommon. Also as evidenced by Spike young dragons are very small and vulnerable creatures that can often fall prey to larger predators including ''other dragons.'' It also seems that dragon's eggs are rare themselves, since they live so long dragons rarely breed. This is why many dragons choose to donate their eggs to Celestia and her students in order to ensure that their young reach adulthood and ensure that dragons survive and to train them to possible weed out some of the behaviors and instincts that led to them almost dying out in the first place.
[[WMG: 'Everfree' is a Pony euphemism for death.]]
Thus, the Everfree Forest is, in less gentle terms, the [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace Forest of Death]].
[[WMG: Equestria was originally founded by [[{{Precursors}} ''horses'']]]]
The ponies were created as a stunted ServantRace but something wiped out their horse masters. Princess Celestia and Luna were the [[LastOfHisKind sole survivors]].
[[WMG: The Everfree Forest is the boundary between our world and theirs]]
The Everfree Forest works just as our world works. The animals govern themselves and the water cycle actually cycles on it's own. We share common mythical creatures like cockatrices. Zecora is either a descendant of a wandering zebra, or a traveler between realms. Her African masks are relics from the human world.
[[WMG: The pony world is fantasy of a little girl]]
Think of how the clouds don't move on their own and how the animals can't fend for themselves. This is all because the little girl who dreamed up this world doesn't actually know how the water cycle, ecosystem, or seasons work. The Everfree forest contains everything that doesn't fit in with the pony fantasy, AKA reality. Everything bad, strange or unknown gets put there, along with the girl's subconscious doubts about the pony world.
* If the girl is LaurenFaust from when she was younger, then I'll agree with this 100 percent!
[[WMG: Equestrian dragons function more like intelligent animals than sentient beings. However, due to being raised by the ponies of Canterlot, Spike has developed super-intelligence.]]
In the show, we've only seen two dragons, Spike and the dragon in "Dragonshy." Spike, who is supposed to be a child, appears much more intelligent than the other one, who said at most four words and communicated with grunts and roars the rest of time. This would explain why Fluttershy [[CutenessProximity reacted the way she did]] when she first met Spike, and why she didn't know that he could talk. Because, young dragons normally can't.
* Or perhaps it's because Twilight temporarily aged him up into an adult when her power went out of control?
* It's also possible that dragons simply have a language all their own. The dragon in "Dragonshy" certainly seemed intelligent enough and displays a myriad of different complex attitudes and expressions that suggest intelligence (including sarcastic skepticism) and even tries to rationalize his actions (albeit somewhat poorly). He started communicated in the pony's tongue because he was forced to. If anything Dragons seem to be slightly ''more'' intelligent than ponies (the number of learned skills Spike alone possesses is ridiculous, and he's just a baby) as none of the ponies seem to be able to communicate with any other creature in their own tongue.
[[WMG: Unicorn Magic has something to do with [[AleisterCrowley Thelema]].]]
Twilight Sparkle, who is explicitly stated to have Magic as her special talent, has a Cutie Mark in the shape of a unicursal hexagram. Although it's also used in some old Hinduist traditions, the unicursal hexagram became popular through Aleister Crowley and Thelema.
* I though it was the image of the Elements of Harmony
** Thinking of it, this makes sense. It's a six-pointed star and we have six Elements. However, it's still a star in the shape of an unicursal hexagram.
[[WMG: Discworld science explains the sonic rainboom.]]
While only Unicorn Ponies can cast spells, Pegasus Ponies display many supernatural talents of their own, and Earth Ponies have at least their cutie marks as proof of an uncanny nature. But beyond the ponies themselves, all of Equestria appears to be a land of magic.\\
In this entry, we present evidence that the world of Equestria may in fact obey the conventional laws of physics under a {{Discworld}}-like BackgroundMagicField. An experiment realized by a young Pegasus Pony named Rainbow Dash literally brings new light on the subject.\\
A recognized property of the Discworld's BMF is that any light passing through it is slowed down until its speed becomes roughly equal to the speed of sound. As a result, any moving object breaking the sound barrier will also break the light barrier. Close and distant observers can then hear a sonic boom and see a prismatic flash, always perceived as if simultaneous with each other.\\
In the two occasions where Miss Dash created what she calls a "sonic rainboom", all witnesses described the phenomenon in terms remarkably similar to the above paragraph. We think this is solid indication that Equestria's magic may not be unlike the one studied at the Unseen University.\\
Further investigation at Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns revealed that the first of those two "sonic rainbooms" may also have caused a thaumic chain reaction within this reputed establishment. We were assured it was contained without any long-term damage.
[[WMG: The power of the Elements of Harmony are hereditary.]]
Pinkie's grandmother taught Pinkie at a young age to "Giggle At the Ghosties" as a subtle way of teaching her how to properly wield ancient power of Laughter. No word yet about what the other characters' parents have taught them.
* Twilight's parents encouraged their daughter to practice magic.
[[WMG: Everypony has a connection to one of the Elements of Harmony.]]
However, they don't always have a very ''strong'' connection to them, thus leaving the ability to wield the Elements to those who do, and who have a strong friendship with the other five strongest wielders. After all, it'd have to be an awfully ContrivedCoincidence that all six Elements of Harmony end up living in the same exact town...
* It's neither contrived nor coincidental: Recall that this universe's God-monarch walks among her people. Is it too farfetched to believe she had set up a BatmanGambit to save her little sister?
[[WMG: The Friendship Is Magic's universe's {{God}} is making sure that the main six ponies stay close.]]
It's been shown that [[spoiler:Rainbow Dash pulling off a Sonic Rainboom]] caused the other five to get their cutie marks. I bet that the FIM universe's God is keeping them snug and close so it has an Ace when things skewer to a sour side.
* Yes, her name is Celestia.
[[WMG: In Equestria, a lunar or solar eclipse would be a mind-blowing cosmic horror.]]
In the real world, the moon can be out at any time of day. Sometimes it only appears with the sun and isn't visible at all at night. But Nightmare Moon's backstory implies that in Equestria, the moon and the sun are mutually exclusive. Why? Because Luna and Celestia arranged a fixed cycle of moon and sun in order to more effectively manage the tides. Maybe they even worked out the interactions of gravitational pulls to reduce natural disasters like earthquakes or tsunamis. Maintaining the sun and moon's relative position is of the utmost importance.
Alternately, the Equestrian solar system is not heliocentric, but has spheres like Ptolemy theorized. But rather than the sun and moon being embedded in one sphere, they are both set onto a fixed path in the same sphere and circle around it like race cars on a track.
Either way, the idea of the two celestial bodies intersecting would never even occur to a resident of Equestria. If it were suggested, much less actually happen, it would blow their little pony minds.
** Alternatively, eclipses were regularly scheduled, but none happened in the last thousand years... Because they were meant as times for Celestia and Luna to get together and talk.
[[WMG: This series is actually set in the same universe as all of the previous cartoon series.]]
Since this is a franchise-wide theory, it's detailed [[WMG/MyLittlePony here]].
[[WMG: Pegasus magic is not flight, but rather InertialDampening.]]
Pegasi are not what you would call aerodynamic, and routinely pull off maneuvers that would clearly be impossible through physics alone. It's natural to imagine that their flight is boosted by a magical push, but just adding a force vector and calling it "magic" leaves a lot of the questions raised by the feats they demonstrate unanswered. One possibility that goes farther to explain what we see is that instead of adding force, pegasus magic creates a field that reduces or nullifies the mass of the pegasus and any freight that she may be carrying.
Note that cloud-walking and sculpting is not explained by this; even if a pegasus reduced her mass such that the matter of a cloud was a physical obstacle, that wouldn't make her able to pick it up and manipulate it, and at any rate the air itself would be as much of an obstacle. This also implies that the main force that a flying pegasus is struggling against is not gravity but air resistance.
Some evidence:
* Rainbow Dash's mass is at least on the same order as Applejack's, or she'd have gone flying when she tried to hoof-wrassle.
* Items hauled by pegasi appear to float, but fall plenty fast when dropped.
** If the mass does not all return instantaneously, that explains how the frog that Fluttershy dropped, not to mention Twilight Sparkle, survived "Feeling Pinkie Keen".
* Rainbow Dash, Rarity and three Wonderbolts survived a near-right angle turn at supersonic (and possibly superluminal, given the Discworld magical field theory) speed. If they were close to massless due to Rainbow Dash's magic, the extreme G-forces would not have affected them.
* Fluttershy seems to have imperfect control over this ability. In episode 2, after a burst of mass compensation when she and Rainbow Dash catch Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy undercompensates for Twilight's mass, because she's used to carrying smaller mammals. In "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", even though she couldn't gain control of her falling, she was able to reduce her mass enough that a swarm of butterflies was enough to break her fall.
* When Rainbow Dash is affected by the Poison Joak and her wings are on upside-down, she's still able to move her own weight around. This is particularly visible when she's on the floor and apparently thrust-vectoring downward into it, but it causes her to scoot across the floor as if she weighs nothing.
* The Elements of Harmony, in their aspect as big stone balls, behave as if they're very heavy when Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy carry them. Are they magic-resistant?
[[WMG: The ponies are in fact the Gods of the [[ASongOfIceAndFire Dothraki]].]]
The Dothraki believe in horse Gods, so yeah...
* Not only that, but their Gods also represent stellar objects, like the Sun, Moon, and the Stars.
[[WMG:''Supernaturals'' was originally written in Zebra, and was rather poorly translated into Pony.]]
Using the word ''supernatural'' to mean ''a super, natural medication'' is just a ''bit'' of a stretch. However, it's possible that Zebra uses the same words for ''nature'' and ''natural remedy''. Thus, somepony at some point translated a book about traditional remedies from Zebra into Pony; unfortunately, this equine had a somewhat dodgy grasp of one of the languages, with the result that ''Super Natural Remedies'' became ''Supernaturals''.
Zecora probably has a copy in the original Zebra as well, and presumably obtained a Pony copy in case she ever needed a pony to help her with some formulation.
[[WMG:Zebras also come in unicorn and pegasus forms, as well as multiple colours.]]
Zecora is simply a black-and-white earth zebra. If ponies can come in all sorts of colours, there's no reason zebras can't, so in Zecora's home country, there would be zebras with blue and pink stripes, yellow and green stripes, and every colour stripe you can make in flash. Also, some zebras have horns, and others have wings.
* While the Ponies of Equestria earn their cutie marks, the Zebra foals earn their stripes!
There is actually some circumstantial evidence for this in the show itself. Zecora has a cutie make, indicating that zebras have some facets in common with ponies. She also has quite an affinity for plants, which is generally an earth pony thing; this suggests she's an earth zebra.
** This troper always assumed this, showing a winged zebra would be weird without seeing any Earth first,anyway. Zecora is simply a non-european/american(??) pony.
[[WMG: Equestria is the result of a game of [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Homestuck Sburb]] played by ponies.]]
Celestia and Luna were the only players of said game to reach the God Tier, thus fully realizing their roles as the [[http://www.ponychan.net/chan/art/src/130481599774.png HEIR OF LIGHT and MAID OF VOID]].
* Secretly, the STEED OF TIME and SEER OF DERP are still around...
[[WMG: Four Stars are ponies who served Nightmare Moon for thousand years or they got awaken before series pilot. After Nigtmare Moon gone they got transformed or turned back back to more normal ponies . ]]
Now they wander aroud Equestria, confused and trying to make something from rest of their powers or fit in. They are not evil, but still little jerkass, they strong powers (depending what pony species). And they have Cutie Mark related to stars, moon, night, sparking or magic.
* The Great and Powerful Trixie?
** Offcourse
* Twilight's parents?
[[WMG: Related to above. Four Stars are now normal ponies, nothing indicating their hidden power and role as NM servants. ]]
They propably have normal life before NM return and after her defeat. They don't know anything about their hidden personas. They may turn into Four Stars if other evil force show up. And anypony minor or background can be one of them.
* ParanoiaFuel?
[[WMG: Also related to the above. The four stars are Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death.]]
The four horses of the Apocalypse. They are working in secret to rally all those who are faithful to Nightmare Moon, and one day raise her again.
* [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1137 You]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1145 mean]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1147 like]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1158 these]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1163 fillies?]]
[[WMG: Related to the above as well; the four stars are actually TeamFourStar.]]
[[WMG: Equestria was originally an living enviroments experiment at [[HalfLife Black Mesa]]. ]]
Equestria is a test to see if a better, more peaceful world could be bio-engineered using nano-technology to create Pony-Human-Xen hybrids. During the Resonance Cascade, the experimental ponies were transported to an uninhabited dimension with no other sentient life (thus explaining things like the Parasprites and the Everfree Forest. Equestria is no longer a Black Mesa testing facility, thus "bad" things exist to an extent.) Celestia was originally a Black Mesa employee who was given near (but not actual) god-like power for the purpose of making sure a revolt did not happen at the base. Due to the time and the transportation, she has gone insane, believing she is an actual Physical God. Thus, Half-Life 3 involves Gordon Freeman being "hired" by the G-Man to go to Equestria to snap Celestia out of her insanity in order to fulfill the G-Man's unknown plan while the Equestrian equivalent to the HECU hunt Freeman down. Half-Life 2: Episode 3 has been delayed for so long because ValveSoftware is having difficulty ending Half-Life 2's plot while beginning Half-Life 3's.
* Guess that explains all the ''{{Portal}}'' crossovers, seeing as they're the same 'verse.
[[WMG: The entire setting is the future of PeaceOnEarth.]]
In keeping with the "Equestria is Earth AfterTheEnd" theory, either a cataclysmic conventional war or a nuclear holocaust (based on whether you're counting the 1939 or 1955 versions as canon), humanity was wiped off the face of the Earth, leaving the animals to emerge from their hidey-holes and take up residence in the former human dwellings and form a new society from its remnants ("Ye shall rebuild the old wastes", says the Bible-reading owl). Fast forward through a few millennia of animal-rule and [[TheMagicComesBack the magic coming back]], and boom, you have My Little Pony. Equestria merely happens to be a settlement where horses are the dominant animals.
[[WMG: The series takes place in the same world as WesternAnimation/AdventureTime.]]
-nods to the guy who said there's not enough tie-in theories on this page- Yet another permutation of the "post-apocalyptic Equestria" theory; this time, the current setting was a result of the devastation caused by the Mushroom War. The usual "humanity was wiped out in a catastrophic nuclear war" (excepting Finn this time, of course) corollary still holds, and on top of that, whatever cataclysmic force ripped a giant chunk out of the Earth (as seen in that one orbital shot in ''Adventure Time'') also splintered the continents, separating what little life remained on the planet, and as the eons went by, the radiation and divergent evolution kicked in. On one landmass, we ended up with sentient ponies who built a new, monarchic society in the image of mankind's, while on the other, we got a weird grab-bag of inanimate objects (candy, desserts, ice, street signs...) brought to life and mutant animals forming a far looser, almost feudalistic society. Obviously, the former became Equestria, and the latter became the Land of Ooo. Ooo's weaker government and relative lawlessness are the result of their greater diversity and the disharmony that resulted from it, whereas Equestrians pretty much seem to agree on letting ponies rule everything (which may imply some degree of [[FantasticRacism pony-supremacist]] thought on the part of the ruling elite). On both sides, though, the collapse of developed civilisation brought on a return to a primitive, superstitious way of life for the new sentients of the earth, which heralded the return of [[TheMagicComesBack magic and mythical creatures]] (I say that last part as a way of pacifying those who would crucify me for implying that ponies and magic are the way they are because they're radioactive...).
* The one remaining link between the two lands is Rainicorns, who were the result of ponies who migrated from Equestria to Ooo for one reason or another, and were changed over time by the differing environment.
* The chunk missing from Ooo's planet isn't really missing, it's out of phase - and it is Equestria. It exerts enough influence on Ooo's planet to keep it acting like a real sphere, and to stop the ground collapsing in to fill the gap; but other that, that huge chunk of planet has been shifted into another plane of reality. Princess Celestia had to create a new sun for Equestria because Ooo's sun is out of phase from Equestria, (except in places like the Everfree forest, which is peripheral enough to leech off the light and warmth of Ooo). The phase-shift is precarious, and has to be actively reinforced by Princess Celestia - who is desperate to keep her realm isolated from the relative chaos of Ooo.
* Could be the same universe as RegularShow then, as WesternAnimation/AdventureTime has been theorized to be the distant future of THAT show.
* The series could also take place in the past of Adventure time, with Finn and Jake occupying what was once the Ponyville Library.
[[WMG: The reason the Everfree Forest is weird...]]
Is that it's still suffering from the battle between Celestia and Nightmare Moon. Think about it:
* The ruins in the middle were mentioned in episode 2 as being "The Princesses' old home". Playing on the WMG's that the ruins used to be the old seat of power 1000 years ago, it would make sense if Celestia and Nightmare confronted one-another there.
* That's where the objects representing the old Elements of Harmony were, at the site of the old battle.
* Taking the above into consideration, it's not impossible to imagine that when Nightmare Moon was sealed away, a massive blast of magical energy threw the surrounding area into a state where weather changed and seasons came and went without ponies. When the mane six used the Elements to defeat Nightmare Moon, they probably sent out another wave of magic, possibly extending the problem of the Everfree Forest.
[[WMG: Ponyville was originally a prison/psych ward colony.]]
It would explain it's diversity and why the ponies in town really are all crazy. All the misfits and unfavorable ponies from across Equestria get sent to Ponyville.
[[WMG: Hoofington doesn't exist.]]
[[spoiler:If Trixie had claimed to have saved a real town from an Ursa Major, eventually she would have run into somepony from that town who would know that her story is a lie. So she make up Hoofington to prevent this.]]
* Alternatively, it's one of those town names that you see pretty much everywhere you go. Like say, Springfield in the United States. That way Trixie doesn't have to specify which Hoofington she's talking about.
[[WMG: Horses and ponies are different species.]]
Everypony, including adults, are called ponies (young ponies are "little ponies"). Mules (Horse/donkey) are shown and mentioned, and Rarity acts as though they are all ugly or bad in some way. The "Yah, mule!" reference suggests mules do mostly manual labor. Unless Rarity and others are racist against biracial ponies, then horses must be different than ponies. This is backed up by the fact that IRL ponies don't talk or use tools.
[[WMG: Dragons have 3 subspiecies/races mirroring ponies.]]
They maybe have similar abilities what ponies have (plus dragons powers). Also not counting other dragonlike creatures. So we have:
* Wingless Dragons - Spike's race, maybe have some connection with ground, animals and plants.
** "Animals" like ponies, perhaps?
*** Make sense, this propably reason why Unicorns hatch windgless dragon egs and (maybe) keeping them as Familiars (if Spike is not only one)
**** Or possibly the Wingless Dragons have some sort of pact or agreement the ponies, supplying them with some of their eggs so the ponies can raise the dragons to defend them from some of the larger, nastier creatures out there. I can't imagine just what the dragons get out of this arrangement though.
** Spike is great example, he like being with ponies, he feels natural with them, he even have crush on one pony, also he is good with animals (he takes care of Flutershy pets in Dragonshy), and he treat Bloomberk as character just like AJ.
* Winged Dragons - like Red and Green ones, probably can walk on clouds and control weather.
* Horned Dragons - unseen, with some magical powers (maybe like Dragons from D&D).
Also as a bonus (if we asume that Sea Ponies are part of MLP:FiM setting)
* Water Dragons - Steven Magnet kind, they don't need to have hair.
** Alternatively, Water Dragons ARE the Dragon equivalent to Unicorn Ponies. Steven at least certainty is ''magical''...
[[WMG: Two or more of the elements of Harmony can be combined to create other good forces]]
And these forces can be used to cure the world of other evils. Of course, All of them combined creates the greatest power of them all, but these lesser powers still have their uses.
For instance:
* Kindness + Generosity = Mercy/Forgiveness
* Honesty + Loyalty = Family
* Laughter + Magic = Joy
* Magic + Kindness = Abundance
* Generosity + Honesty = Guidance
* Laughter + Generosity = Playfulness
[[WMG: What the Elements of Harmony actually DO.]]
This is something of a weird thought I had regarding the various Elements of Harmony when they're by themselves, feel free to add your own thoughts/guesses for these:
* Magic: Grants the wielder extraordinary magical aptitude, [[CaptainObvious obviously]].
* Honesty: Makes the wielder [[LivingLieDetector impossible to deceive or trick]], possibly even through magical means.
* Kindness: Grants the wielder a sort of empathy with Nature, giving them a general understanding of how ponies and other animals work and letting them communicate. This may not work if done for selfish reasons, since you can't exactly be kind if you're selfish.
* Generosity: Allows the wielder to find and/or make things easier; as you can't give gifts without either finding or making them first.
* Laughter: May allow the wielder to awaken the soul of a person; bringing joy to those who may have trouble finding it themselves.
* Loyalty: May give a general increase to the wielder's physical skills, allowing them to be there for their friends, no matter what.
I realize that I'm reaching for some of these, but these are just first draft ideas.
[[WMG: Ponies are actually born with their Cutie marks]]
But they fade shortly after birth, in the hour or so they have them, the parents are given a glimpse of their child in their prime, Then, they give their foal a name which corresponds to this vision. Since the name usually goes along with the cutie mark give or take a little (We have yet to meet a big, rude, scary pony named "Cuddles"), it's sort of a hint the parents are giving their child.
[[WMG: The thing behind the creation of Nightmare Moon was also responsible for the destruction of whatever came before Equestria.]]
In keeping with the [[After the End]] theory, before Equestria another species, be it human or something else, controlled the planet. Eventually some evil force, potentially another species, came and destroyed "Equestria". At this point, the pony species were already evolving or were spontaneously mutating due to the weapons used by this evil force. Recognizing these new species, the current holders of "Equestria" created the Elements of Harmony to give the ponies one hope should the evil return. A considerable time later, the planet has regrown under the guidance of Celestia and Luna. Evil force returns, gets pissed when it finds everything happiness and rainbows. Somehow corrupts Luna into Nightmare Moon, but this plan of course fails. The stars that aided in Nightmare Moon's escape? This evil force.
[[WMG: The universe uses a virtue system like {{Exalted}}]]
Tying in to the guesses about Elements of Harmony having inherent flaws to them as well, it could also be that having an element renders you vulnerable to an {{Exalted}}-style LimitBreak. Instead of Exalted's four virtues (Compassion, Conviction, Temperance, and Valor), this universe uses six (Friendship, Honesty, Kindness, Generosity, Laughter, and Loyalty), each with their own Virtue Flaws and Limit Breaks. Naturally, a pony that embodies an element/virtue would have the most dots in it possible, leading to some truly spectacular Limit Breaks. Just for fun, let's look at what each of the Mane Six's Elements and possible Limit Breaks could be....
* Rarity - Generosity - Give Too Much: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess The character is overwhelmed by her giving nature and proceeds to work herself to the bone in an effort to please every friend she has, regardless of her physical, mental, or emotional health.]]
* Applejack - Honesty - Unbroken Promises: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E4ApplebuckSeason The character tries too hard to keep every promise, oath, and agreement she has made, disregarding all other concerns.]]
* Pinkie Pie - Laughter - No One's Laughing With You: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E25PartyOfOne The character drops into a psychotic depression, firmly convinced that others don't actually care about her or the things she does to cheer them up.]]
* Fluttershy - Kindness - Overbearing Kindnesses: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The character becomes driven solely by the need to care for others, and to have them care for her in return, to the point where she becomes a terrifying figure of smothering over-affection.]]
* Rainbow Dash - Loyalty - Pain of Testing: The character, torn between two mutually exclusive loyalties, finds herself unable to make any decisions and flees her responsibilities.
* Twilight Sparkle - Magic - Lack of Understanding: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E15FeelingPinkieKeen The character, driven to frustration by her inability to understand the workings of something, becomes obsessed with unraveling its secrets.]]
** Rainbow Dash is the only one we haven't seen in-series. Her loyalty was tested in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E5GriffonTheBrushOff Giffon the Brush Off]], but she kept her head. All her issues have related more to her strong personality than her element.
[[WMG: The Equestrian world is flat]]
It would be impossible for eternal night to exist on a round planet, as it would be day on the other side of the planet. So the sun went down on the uninhabited underside of the world and stayed until the ponies defeated Nightmare Moon.
* Does it also rest on the back of four elephants which themselves stand on the back of a giant space turtle?
** Yes, probably. There's another theory on here that says that the speed of light has been slowed down to about the speed of sound due to the dense magical field surrounding Equestria, which explains the flash and colors in a Sonic Rainboom (Rainbow Dash managed to break both the sound barrier and the light barrier), so if this theory is probably true, why not that one?
[[WMG: Equestria is a micro planet]]
Somewhere out in space, there is a tiny meteorite capable of sustaining life... but only if it's citizens were less than an inch tall. Because of it's tiny size, the residents have to maintain the ecosystem very carefully or every time there's a sunspot, the equestrian civilization would be wiped out. Princess Celestia's job is actually extremely difficult, making sure the tiny planet gets the proper amount of sunlight without burning up.
[[WMG: Equestria is just one of 12 to 15 "nations" on the planet. Each ruled by a species based on the EasternZodiac]]
So far, we've seen at least four civilized species that can represent an animal from the EasternZodiac:
* Ponies represent the Horse obviously. There are also Mules and Zebras.
* Spike is a Dragon, plus others exist as well.
* The Diamond Dogs represent the Dog (Somewhat... They aren't the most noble example.)
* The Ox can be represented by the resident cows and the Buffalo Tribe.
Of course, this is just an extremely tiny example of what kind of "people" exist on the planet, and wouldn't really represent the entire population as a whole. They may also have their own brands of magic (distinct for each nation/species) that they use to keep the laws of physics and the planet as a whole running. The only odd duck character is Gilda the Griffon.
[[WMG: There ARE humans in Equestria, but...]]
They are cavemen proto-humans. They aren't smart enough to utilize the tools around them, They also have a natural fear instinct of anything they do not understand and live in the "wastelands" where nopony goes anyway.
[[WMG: The name "Rarity" is actually a [[OneSteveLimit very common one]].]]
The mane cast eventually finds other ponies that share that name, which would make our Rarity feel sad and begins to think that she's not special any longer. but they eventually learn that you're still a unique pony regardless of what kind of name you have.
[[WMG: "Krastos the Glue Maker" is (post your ideas): ]]
* Pony version of [[ChzoMythos Tall Man]]
* Pony version of [[SilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]
* A G1 Villain in disguise.
* A maker of [[JapaneseRanguage grues.]]
* [[SecretIdentity Chester.]]
* A CorruptCorporateExecutive at a glue making company. The glue may or may not be made from [[HumanResources ponies]].
* A {{Professional Wrestl|ing}}er.
* Pony version of SlenderMan
[[WMG: Anypony is an Element of Harmony]]
All it requires is for the pony to have a personality that fits one of the elements. However it requires very specific circumstances to use, as the pilot showed. The point is that the mane cast is not some form of [[TheChosenOne Chosen Ponies]], the entire gang could be replaced by entirely different ponies as long as there was somepony there to represent each of the specific elements.
[[WMG: Ponies lay and come from [[WhaleEgg eggs]].]]
While LaurenFaust said that Ponies are born via mammalian means, the platypus is a mammal as well and it lays eggs, so it's possible that My Little Ponies lay eggs. [[http://nyhacker.org/~sirtophat/egg.html This video also proves it.]]
* She said they reproduce by ''typical'' mammalian means. Egg laying isn't typical for mammals. Also, Lyra was merely trapped in that egg. She didn't originate from it.
[[WMG: Environmental management is Equestria's version of compulsory military service.]]
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy's regular careers are in environmental management (weather maintenance and animal care respectively), but everyone else pitches in in Winter Wrap-Up. Rarity and Pinkie Pie have regular jobs, yet they switch straight into nest-making and ice-scoring on the designated day without a second thought for what else they'd be doing that day. It seems to be taken for granted that the whole town (and probably the whole country) steps away from their usual pursuits to handle Winter Wrap-Up (and probably a few other dates throughout the year), similar to the way that some countries require all citizens to perform a few weekends of military training per year.
[[WMG: Pony magic forms a field around each pony and has similar properties to electricity.]]
Specifically, they both are strongest on angled surface. Long pointy things are used as lightning rods, because the electric energy on any surface is the strongest wherever the sharpest angle is. The sharpest angle on a unicorn would be its horn, and because it is so close to their brain, the energy interacts with their brainwaves, allowing to control it directly. The sharpest angle on a pegasus is its wings, and because of this, the majority of their magical abilities come from their wings.
* And on all ponies, the magical field around them allows them to manipulate any object they can physically touch. At the Grand Gala, we see the pianist pony play the piano, without using fingers. During the parasprite infestation, Pinkie is able to play an accordion without actually touching the keys. And on numerous occasions, we've seen ponies pick things up using only a single hoof.
[[WMG: Earth pony magic manifests as a sixth sense, which is related to their special talent.]]
It's been [[WordOfGod confirmed]] that earth ponies have a magical connection to the land, i.e. Sweet Apple Acres grows better when run by earth ponies. The reason for this is because all earth ponies have the innate ability to simply know how to use their talent best. For example, with her special talent being apple farming, Applejack's "earth sense" tells her precisely when her apples are ready to be harvested. It also tells her how to buck each apple tree so that the majority of the fruit falls into her baskets.
* Taking the above into account, this can be used to explain Pinkie Pie's "Pinkie sense." Remember, her special talent is making others happy. Most of her various twitches tell her of some sort of danger in the immediate future, and it's awfully hard for someone to be happy when they are hurt. The fact that her "earth sense" manifests as physical twitches is because, well, she's [[CloudCuckooLander Pinkie Pie]].
[[WMG: Everfree Forest LITERALLY runs itself.]]
It's an EldritchLocation and EldritchAbomination in one. Like the single tree that grew into a swamp in ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'', this one's an evil lifeform that was mutated by the same force that created Nightmare Moon. It's far-reaching eyes and ears only travel as far as the forest itself, but with a little tweaking and some zebra charms one ''could'' feasibly live within it while averting all notice, like Zecora does.
[[WMG: It's Celestia's magic that keeps nature in Equestria dependant on ponies]]
She does this to ensure that no cataclysms or predators disturb ponies' idyllic lives. But since she doesn't have the power to run everything by herself, she needs to employ regular ponies.
Everfree Forest covers the land on which Celestia doesn't suppress the nature. An example would be the castle ruins from the second episode, which clearly used to be a part of Equestria, but was abandoned by Celestia, probably because of ill memories connected with that place.
[[WMG: Gems in Equestria are actually a type of fungus.]]
They occur only a couple of inches below soft ground, which makes no geological sense, and there never seems to be a shortage of them despite the fact that dragons must eat huge amounts of them. Therefore, we can assume they're actually growing and regrowing regularly.
[[WMG: Cutie Marks are not genetic.]]
Less of a guess then an observation, but Cutie Marks don't appear to be genetic in nature so it might not be accurate to assume that somepony is related to somepony else by cutie marks alone.
[[WMG: Cutie Marks are not determined until they appear.]]
That is to say, ponies don't just find out what their special talent is, rather, they develop it when they do something they like and really put their effort into it, thus ensuring every pony will be happy with his/her cutie mark.\\
The marks often (but not always) fit their names because of outside influence, namely their families. For example, the Apple family have apple-related names and cutie marks, because they're from the beginning taught the apple farming trade and if the pony doesn't have anything in particular against doing that, they're likely to get an apple mark and continue the family business.
[[WMG: Humans and ponies both coexist on Earth in the future.]]
After ponies became an intelligent species due to science, they were kept for scientific experiments for a while, and some were used as unpaid servants. After the Supreme Court ruled that ponies were free American citizens, they lived that way for a while, but many were not happy. Thus, some land was purchased and was offered to the ponies as a place to live free of human society. Some ponies accepted, and Equestria was born. It still contains some elements of the world that spawned it, as the ponies learned everything about civilization from humans. They replicated various great cities and structures, such as the Statue of Liberty, but with a pony theme of course. The ponies also do some trade with the outside world, but not much. For example, in Episode 15, Twilight is clearly using present-day equipment to run tests on Pinkie Pie, but most technology can be replaced by magic, which the ponies were created with, and still maintain the ability to use. As new intelligent species are created (like the smart buffalo, dragons, or smart zebras), some move to Equestria, which can lead to a lot of tension before they are accepted into society. The Everfree Forest is simply a boundary that was planted to separate the rest of the world from Equestria, and part of the original deal was that they weren't allowed to manipulate it, or any area past it, with magic. All ponies are still aware of humans, but most don't know just how dominant they are, assuming they are just another of the intelligent races, which explains why humans haven't been mentioned.
There, we have a reasonable, but non-scary, origin story.
[[WMG: Equestria is a [[FadingSuns Shantor]] reservation]]
Specifically one where the Second Republic performed genetic experiments on the population. Fortunately their jumpgate was sealed before the Fall and they're still [[LostColony Lost]].
* As a result of the experiments all Equestrians are psychic to some degree, though generally only unicorns can perform any powers other than basic Soma.
** Cutie marks are their version of Stigmas.
** Cutie mark failure insanity syndrome is a LighterAndSofter form of Urge.
* The reason the ponies need to micromanage every aspect of the environment is because the terraforming machinery is failing.
[[WMG: In Equestria, female is the dominant gender.]]
Equestria is a [[LadyLand Lady Land]] society not run by males, but by females. All of the political leaders are not female because a princess is glamorous, but because a conservative Pony belief is that the females are more suited for leadership roles. That's why the show focuses on a strong female cast of characters- within the realms of their society, they would function as a male roles. In a similar vein to the novel, Egalia's Daughters, the men become "masculists," as opposed to real-life feminism. They've worked their way up into equal standing with the females, but some conservative ways are still around, such as the sparkley atmosphere.
[[WMG: The secret to pony magic is that keratin, the material hair and horns are made of is an excellent conductor of it.]]
What are feathers made of? Mostly keratin. What are manes and tails made of? Keratin. What are horns made of? Keratin with a bone core. Now, bone is also a good conductor of magic, which strengthens a pony's skeleton (which explains how a pony like Applejack was able to fall 40 feet several times, landing on her head or rump without breaking her neck or spine). This also allows ponies to use PrehensileHair to some effect. This also allows pegasi to wield some form of magic in their wings and coats, and also explains why ponies can use things that seem to require hands with their hooves.
[[WMG: Equestria is actually a highly militarized society, but they specialize more in non-lethal methods.]]
Despite Celestia practically being a living god, she has a very hooves-off approach to any dangers that affect the world, trusting the ponies themselves to deal with their own problems. The reason they can deal with a rampaging dragon, without resorting to the medieval method of just slaying it, is because they've been receiving covert training their entire lives. Training so covert, that even the trainers (read as, the adult ponies) don't even know they're giving it. Young ponies are encouraged to find their own special talent, whatever it may be, and once it's discovered, the Cutie Mark appears. This mark is both easy identification ("A rainbow lightning bolt. That's Rainbow Dash.", for example) and an easy way to tell just what the pony's talent is, ("She can fly very fast.") Part of the training is recognizing when a specific talent is needed. Combining the three, one can easily determine just who, and what, to look for to solve it. Part of this training is the focus on finding nonviolent, peaceful methods of resolving a problem; diversion, persuasion, compromise.
With this training, and sort of military, in place, Equestria's means of defense is exactly where it belongs; in the hooves of the average pony, who, without knowing, have been conditioned and trained to know exactly who to go to and what to in the context of any given emergency.
[[WMG:It's AllJustADream...]]
...Of a poor RealLife mare mistreated by her owner, made to live in squalor, perennially sick and dirty...
...Her only escape being her dreams of Equestria, a place where horses run free with no oppressive humans in sight, and she herself is a beautiful princess.
[[WMG: G4 is set years after G4]]
Possibly a ParallelUniverse with several key differences (no Applejack, possibly no humans, etc), or a retconned version of the Pony timeline whether neither G3 nor G2 happened. There are several relations to G1, which can be seen in the ShoutOut/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic page. Cheerilee (and Rarity probably) lived in the Pony version of TheEighties, and G1 was very eighties right down to EightiesHair. Twilight's mom apparently appears to be an aged version of Twilight, and the Spa Twins are older versions of newborn Ponies from G1.
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[[WMG: Fluttershy is a descendant of or part Flutter pony.]]
Her name reflects this (maybe her parents know and are proud of their heritage). Her cutie mark also reflects this, and considering how cutie marks and names are such an integral part of a pony I don't think this is much of a stretch. Other supporting facts include the butterflies' attraction to her and general affinity for animals/nature. Perhaps she is 'bad' at flying because her genes make her wings more delicate like those of flutter ponies and unsuited for the rigorous or just different Pegasi school of flying. Her build as a young pony could also be due to this or being slightly older than the rest of the main characters.
* Supported in the Cutie Mark Chronicles; Fluttershy turned into a much better flier after seeing how butterflies did it.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is actually Nightmare Moon.]]
The Grand Galloping Gala (clearly going to be the season finale) will serve as Nightmare Moon's reintroduction to society, having been rehabilitated off-screen for the majority of the season. But over the course of the episode it will become apparent that, despite her best efforts, she doesn't really get what it means to be friendly, and clearly doesn't have what it takes to rule alongside her sister, who's gotten tired of presiding over both day and night. So, in order to teach her the values of friendship, Princess Celestia will (mostly) depower her, wipe her memory, and send her back in time...as Twilight Sparkle.
[[WMG: Rarity is a Time Lord.]]
She is the [[TheNthDoctor regeneration]] of Rarity from ''[[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/videos/movies/mlp-movie-the-runaway-rainbow The Runaway Rainbow]]''. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are Time Lord regenerations of their namesakes, too. All three are just as eccentric as [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]].
[[WMG: Okay then. Scootaloo and ''Fluttershy'' are [[DifferentAsNightAndDay related]]]]
Because seriously, [[RuleOfCute that'd be adorable]].
* Impossible. FS would recognise her sister/cousin/whatever, but in The Stare Master it's as if they've never met.
** They could be unaware that they're related.
** (Looks up G3 Scootaloo's cutie mark) Hmmmm, that might be something.
[[WMG: Scootaloo was actually adopted by Rainbow Dash's family and thus has no blood relation with Dash.]]
[[WMG: Twilight is actually [[{{Touhou}} Patchouli Knowledge]] in an alternate universe where most (if not all) youkai are pony youkai.]]
Let's take a look at the similarities, shall we? Both are purplish, both enjoy reading and studying to such an extent that other things like social skills (Twilight) or physical health (Patchouli) have fallen by the wayside, both can almost always be found in the libraries they call home, both are skilled in a wide variety of magic, both are a bit [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]], and so forth.
* So would Spike be Koakuma, then?
** Sure, let's go with that.
[[WMG: Alternatively, Twilight is a cross between Patchouli and Marisa.]]
Both of Twilight's dresses for the Grand Galloping Gala had astronomy motifs and Marisa's spell cards also have an astronomy motif. Both are able to copy other characters spells. And, in ''Touhou Soccer 2'', Marisa's Mentor Mima has a variation of "Master Spark" called "Twlight Spark".
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash and the unicorn from ''SugarWiki/RobotUnicornAttack'' are related in some way.]]
Either Rainbow Dash is the daughter of the unicorn (Firefly is the mother?), or the unicorn is Rainbow Dash turned cyborg after a horrible crash.
* Or a night of heavy partying.
* Given the unicorn's mane coloration, more adult build and horn, it's more likely that the robot unicorn is related to Celestia. (Now I'm getting plot bunnies about it being her king/prince/whatever after a near-death experience, rebuilt using unknown-to-Equestria technology, trying to return to her side.)
** So, more Steve Austin or Annakin Skywalker, you think?
*** The Robot Unicorn was a scientist in clouds dale trying to create the legendary "Double Rainbow" but could not get the desired effect through tradition methods so he began ingesting the pure rainbow liquid so he could create the double rainbow himself. Over exposure caused a genetic mutation that was passed to his daughter Rainbow Dash explaining why she has the unique ability to leave that trail of rainbow in her wake. While Dash turned out stronger from the experience before her father became a twisted pile of pony wreckage. In an attempt to save his life he was encased in magic armor. Unfortunately the experience drove him mad he ran away into the wilds of Equestria. Rainbow was too young too remember this. He will then return to wreak havoc on those who's lives he once sought brighten. Leading to this confrontation
* So RU is a member of the science team that created PowerRangersSPD?
-->'''RU''': Celestia never told you about your father\\
'''RD''': She told me enough she told me YOU KILLED HIM\\
'''RU''': NO, Rainbow Dash I AM YOUR FATHER\\
'''RD''': NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (alt: [=OhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGosh=])
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is an intern for some sort of government agency.]]
She receives direct correspondence with higher government, is well studied in a variety of magic, to the point of being an elite "mage." She is sent on direct assignment, and she is ordered to make strong connections out in a backwater country town. If a government agent ever needed to lay low, a town like that would be a haven. She somehow has knowledge of magic that can temporarily alter and change a cutie mark, which is a highly personal marking that could be used to positively identify individuals. Knowledge of such magic would not be so odd if it weren't for the strong personal connections to a cutie mark; nopony would EVER want to change their cutie mark unless they had a direct need to. she has an almost adept skill in teleportation, which no other unicorn has been observed doing, and she is likely highly educated, having taken the equivalent to some level of college education at a prestigious university. She has the credentials, the skills, the connections, and the orders.
* She's not skilled enough; she's still learning her magic, and it takes her a lot of effort to pull feats such as quieting down the Ursa [[spoiler: Minor]] and changing a cutie mark. But perhaps when she grows older, stronger and more skilled, she could qualify.
* From her cutie mark story, Celestia runs a magic school. After Twilight demonstrated that she was really powerful & it would be dangerous if her powers went out of control, Celestia took her in as her personal student.
** also note that as a Celestias protegé, she seems to have been given some authority of her own, was personally requested to take care of the dragon on "dragonshy" (wich this troper thinks would normally require a militar intevention or... a specialized agent, also see the mayor's WMG right below), and in "a bird on the hoof" she seem to have enough authority to give the royal guards an order(told the guards fluttershy was an authorized subject on the party) and being given status reports(philomena's dissapearance and once again, the dragon on "dragonshy")
[[WMG: In "Applebuck Season," at least a few of the times that Twilight showed up to talk to Applejack were hallucinations.]]
The example I was thinking of was when Twilight used a series of TeleportSpam to maintain a conversation with Applejack, when it would have probably taken a lot less energy and time to simply walk alongside Applejack and continue the conversation that way. The hallucinations were simply AJ's mind being so exhausted that her subconscious was conjuring up a reasonable authority figure to convince her to rest. And if that one was a hallucination... why not others?
[[WMG: Applejack is made of Dark Matter.]]
How else could she be heavy enough to launch Rainbow Dash into the stratosphere, regardless of how tired she was?
[[WMG: So what will the Cutie Mark Crusaders' talents be?]]
* Apple Bloom: Will turn out to have a GreenThumb and really enjoy gardening.
** On the other hand, every time she shows up, she has a stealth sequence. Ends up as the rogue of their adventuring party.
** As of ''Show Stoppers'', Bloom seems to be developing into the fix-it pony with a side of TeamMom. She practically rebuilt, repainted, and cleaned out the clubhouse all by herself and seemed perfectly cheerful doing it.
* Scootaloo: A racer. May end up idolizing Rainbow Dash.
* Sweetie Belle: A mediator who may discover her talent when faced with the Cutie Mark Crusaders potentially breaking up when one of her friends gets her mark before the other two, prompting jealousy from the other.
** She has a knack for singing. Bard, for sure, probably also the face and team leader because of her calm demeanor.
[[WMG: Fluttershy has serious psychological issues but refuses to take her meds]]
I have serious doubts that Fluttershy is not on a very serious cocktail of psych meds. The numerous times she has seriously flipped out and turned from being sweet, gentle Fluttershy to one of the scariest and most dangerous pony you could ever meet is my proof of this claim.
* I don't think so. I think Fluttershy is just a pony who keeps her frustration in, and then sometimes it explodes. A fairly common thing.
** Twice.
*** [[http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/Whackjood/LOVEME.png Can we just call this one confirmed?]]
* This is more a case of Fundamental attribution error. The times Fluttershy has flipped out have either been due to imminent mortal danger to her friends, or being placed in an extremely stressful situation. Everyone's behaviour changes in those situations, especially since because of her shyness Fluttershy's personality tends to be muted. (She's actually got a really cunning sense of humour, but it only comes out in situations where she feels really comfortable for example)
** While I don't think she is on any sort of medication, I do believe she has psychological issues; namely, abandonment issues. Think about it: besides her many animal friends, the other 5 ponies of the main cast are probably the only friends she has. So of course she'd be very protective of them (as seen in "Dragonshy") or protective of their siblings (as seen in "Stare Master"). At Ponyville, when not with her friends, Fluttershy is with her animal friends, so everything's fine. But at the Gala, away in Canterlot, she can't seem to befriend any of the animals there, despite trying many times, and so starts to go a little crazy, fearing that she'll be all alone, again. These issues most likely stem from the fact that she is a rather poor flier, and since pegasi are very proud of that ability, she was looked down upon, possibly even by her own parents! Upon finding out about the wonders of the forest and the grounds under the sky and Cloudsdale, she says that she "never wanted to go back to Cloudsdale ever again". (Cutie Mark Chronicles)
** Whatever happened to good old-fashioned Anxiety disorder?
[[WMG: Spike is a stealth AudienceSurrogate.]]
Expanding on the [[Fridge/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic fridge entry]] regarding the Gala and Spike's response (he claims not to enjoy such "frilly, frou frou nonsense", yet giggles excitedly when the others are out of earshot), Spike's personality resembles a typical male viewer of the show. He snarks about the characters, doesn't want to be involved in fashion or other girly stuff, and all around feels out of place. Yet it's clear that he has a lot of fun as a whole, and wouldn't have anything any other way.
* On the other hand his reaction may stem from the fact that just because he doesn't want to go to the Gala doesn't mean he doesn't want to be ''invited.'' His reaction to the gala is pretty much that of a littler brother having to hear about his sister's upcoming slumber party, sure he might not want to be there for the whole thing, but that doesn't mean he wants to be totally excluded either. The rest of this is a dead-on description of the male PeripheryDemographic though.
[[WMG: Fluttershy actually is the world champion at "Shh."]]
[[WMG: Fluttershy has Haōshoku Haki]]
This is the driving force behind The Stare
[[WMG: Twilight has a very mild form of AspergerSyndrome.]]
Not the usual stereotype that is usually portrayed, but she did seem a tad "off" in certain episodes. She has a wealth of knowledge, especially on magic, but at the same time she seems socially naive. In "Look Where You Sleep", she needed a reference guide on how to throw her very first slumber party, and "Boast Busters", she had some trouble predicting other ponies' reactions (She assumed that they would hate her for using magic to show-up Trixie). Perhaps the main reason why she didn't have friends aside from Spike before moving to Ponyville was that she simply didn't "get" other ponies. Keep in mind, she's still fairly confident in what she does and acts fairly normal otherwise, but how much could it be behavior learned through books and lessons rather then actual pony-to-pony interaction?
* As someone with Aspergers, I can vouch for this one, as that's a pretty good description of what it's like to have it.
** Of course everyone is a little atypical, but she does have a very polite, somewhat authoritative and very businesslike way of speaking, even with her friends. Addressing everyone like you're at a business meeting is certainly a somewhat autistic trait. I doubt anyone would ever bother to diagnose her as such though, some of the others have issues that cause them far more distress (though you never know, she might have been far worse as a child and had some really good child development Pony help her get over most of her issues).
** Considering that she has a goddess as a personal teacher, It wouldn't be surprising if Princess Celestia had a degree in foal psychology in addition to raising the sun and moon.
* I don't think she is. I think she's just socially awkward, which is different than Asperger's.
* On a related note: It's been suggested that Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie are also AmbiguouslyAutistic, the former due to her extreme shyness around other ponies combined with her "freaky" knowledge of animals and sewing, the latter for being hyperactive and confusing others with her thought processes. However, I find it highly unlikely that all three of them are on the autistic spectrum.
** Those have never convinced me, as neither seem to have any issues with social empathy (Pinkie is outright perceptive sometimes). Being shy or weird does not a developmental disability make, they're a matter of personality rather than ability (where as Twilight is socially confident and very polite, yet still makes very basic mistakes in her interaction with others). And it ''does'' annoy me when freaky knowledge of a subject is proof of autism. I have (according to my friends) freaky knowledge of obscure sexual fetishes, world theology and the finer points of Nobodies in Kingdom Hearts (and, ahem, learning disorders/disabilities), none of which seem to fit any overall theme or perfectly complement my everyday personality either.
[[WMG: Rarity's accent is fake.]]
The ability to change yourself into a better person by clever accessorizing is a key part of her character, and there is evidence behind it. Many people have noticed that her accent vanishes when she sings, and during her mental breakdown it goes all over the place. Her sister doesn't seem to share it either.
* This is almost necessarily true. Her accent is known as a Trans-Atlantic or [[https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_English Mid-Atlantic accent]], which simply does not occur in nature. It can develop if you spend a lot of time living in both the eastern American seaboard and in various parts of Europe, but most commonly it is taught specifically as a way to sound high-class.
** A continuation from this idea. We will meet her parents, and they will have some painfully hick accent that she's desperately tried to escape from.
* Highly likely, given that Sweetie Belle doesn't share the accent.
* [[http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Kazumi-Evans Keep in mind Rarity has a song actress]]
** She can't do an accent? Then again, people often lose their accents when singing.
* Rarity mainly lacked her accent as a Filly, when at that age your accent should more-or-less be set. She also looses her accent ''way'' too much to not be intentional.
[[WMG: At least one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders will obtain her mark accidentally.]]
As in she won't obtain it while trying out random things to 'force' her talent out, but simply while doing something she likes and enjoys. The way Twist earned her mark without intending to in "Call of the Cutie" was {{Foreshadowing}}. This will naturally cause tension with her friends, as she won't be able to explain to them ''how'' she got it in a way they can easily mimic, making them think she's holding out on them.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash is [[{{Expy}} Sonic The Hedgehog]]]]
A little less experienced though, I'd imagine Rainbow Dash is what Sonic would be like at 12 years old, she has the 'tude' well and truly going, and a grossly obese ego, she LOVES speed and has loads of energy, despite this she can actually be quite lazy sometimes, she can be a bit of a jerk but can actually be really sweet, hopefully she won't develop the same tendency towards narm.
There are some differences that make me think of her as a younger version of Sonic, though.
* Does this make Scootaloo Tails? Applejack Knuckles? Pinkie Pie Amy Rose? Rarity Rouge? Sweetie Belle Cream?
* Now you have me wondering what would happen if she got her hooves on the Chaos Emerands
[[WMG: Apple Bloom will work with Rarity on something.]]
"Show Stoppers" hints that she has a knack for designing and organizing, talents Rarity can appreciate and put to good use. This could easily help Apple Bloom discover her cutie mark, though this could just as easily be set ''after'' she discovers her ability, as that could bring it to Rarity's attention.
This could also cause either Applejack or Sweetie Belle to develop a bad case of GreenEyedMonster: Applejack might feel slighted that her baby sister is spending so much time with Rarity instead of with ''her'', while Sweetie Belle idolizes her sister and could get upset that Apple Bloom's getting to help while ''she's'' not allowed.
[[WMG: Applejack's parents are deceased.]]
This is on the tragic side, true, but it would explain why Granny Smith is staying with three grandchildren. They're her closest remaining kin. (Assuming that Applejack's aunt Brown Betty is Smith's child-in-law's sister, rather than her daughter.)
* Considering that Applejack warns Apple Bloom that she'll "tell Big Macintosh" on her in "Bridle Gossip," and that when Applejack is leaving home in "Cutie Mark Chronicles," only Big Mac and Granny Smith are there to see her off (and welcome her home), I think this is a fairly safe assumption; the Apple parents are, at least, out of the picture.
[[WMG: Sweetie Belle has Dyspraxia.]]
She's clumsy and disorganized for a start, with poor attention to detail (forgetting to wash her paintbrush, sewing a costume with five legs, not knowing what a dressform does even though she must have seen her sister use one...). She's also prone to forgetting things people told her five seconds ago, along with being generally slow to catch on to what exactly is going on. She also has a tendency to wander off alone and let the others talk, and is often found daydreaming. Despite all this however she obviously isn't stupid, just... not quite processing the world around her.
* Simpler explanation for all that: She's a child.
** And the others seem much older than her, despite all appearing the same age. One of the easiest diagnostic criteria for Dyspraxia is falling behind their peers and remaining infantile in terms of physical and cognitive development. I've got dispraxia and she reminds me of me as a child, and as she's such a lovely character it's nice to think she could be a role model to other kids.
*** WordOfGod says that ponies develop faster physically than mentally; the core cast members are all roughly the same age and physically mature, but range from a mental age of 12 to 17. Sweetie Belle doesn't need to have a diagnosable disorder to wind up on the low end of the curve for her age.
*** I'm going out on a limb and say that the reason why they mature physically faster than mentally is that they live in an idealized environment. Because they haven't been exposed to the problems that plague human society, they lack the life experiences that would force maturity. Essentially, ponies live a sheltered existence. Just look at the way they freak out over natural processes like weather not being controlled or animals taking care of themselves.
** Well they are all clearly adults (holding down jobs and living alone) and they're much harder to diagnose, as the natural formation of personality through life experience and the compensation for difficulties obscures such natural disabilities. Kids have less influences, so the effects are much easier to isolate. Of course you make a good point in that though their development is ''comparable'' to humans it is ''distinct'', so unless we have a episode where we're able to watch her trying to catch a ball, doing large amounts of handwriting and looking at triangles on a sheet of paper in comparison to large numbers of her peers diagnosing her is impossible. Still from a simple comparison to Scootaloo and Apple Bloom she is on the low end of the curve, and it doesn't appear to be due to raw intelligence.
[[WMG: Spike is a young [[DragonBall Eternal Dragon]]]]
Because why not?
* It's possible he may grow up to be an eastern-styled dragon given his lack of wings and affinity for mustaches.
* In "Party of One" it looks like Spike is able to fly (or at least float or levitate) even though he doesn't have wings, another thing usually associated with eastern dragons.
[[WMG: Spike's species imprint on the first living thing they see when they hatch.]]
In Spike's case, it's possible that he's imprinted onto unicorns, such as his closest friend, Twilight. Hence why he also has a near-obsessive crush on Rarity (another unicorn). He's been wired to see unicorns as potential mates.
* Also, it could be assumed that the first living thing Spike saw was either Twilight or Celestia. Twilight may even be more probable since Celestia is a Unicorn ''Pegasus''.
* As of "Cutie Mark Chronicles", we get confirmation that Twilight probably ''was'' the first creature Spike saw - hell, she was the one who hatched him!
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle likes Applejack and Fluttershy more than she likes Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, or Rarity.]]
In the episode "The Ticket Master," Twilight thinks aloud to Spike about what to do with her tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. During the monologue, we see images over her head representing what she's contemplating, and she is concerned that if she gives away both of her tickets instead of keeping one for herself, she would still have three disappointed friends.
The three ponies that she imagines pouting or crying when they get the bad news are (from left to right) Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity. That means her first thought is to give the tickets to Applejack and Fluttershy, suggesting she likes them better than the others.
I would call this a visual FreudianSlip, and that Twilight Sparkle is unaware of this, herself (and Spike, who didn't see what the audience saw, doesn't realize it either).
* This was only the third episode, and it's really a nice bit of realism. Applejack and Twilight did the most amount of bonding in the pilot, and Twilight is obviously impressed by Fluttershy's easy defeat of the manticore as she references it in Dragonshy. She might have identified with their motives a little more as well, scholarly interest and improving their business. (As opposed to showing off, showing off, and giving themselves diabetes.)
* Applejack's reason--replacing Granny Smith's hip--is pretty close to being objectively the best reason, and she did have first dibs on her side. This explains Twilight's line when she becomes upset at Applejack's pie-bribery attempt later: "In fact, I'm less sure now than I was this morning!"
[[WMG: Fluttershy's [[DeathGlare Stare]] is magical in nature.]]
When Twilight got stoned in Stare Master, her posture implied it happened instantly or near-instantly. This was not the case with Fluttershy. Thus, her Stare gives her some sort of resistance to that sort of thing.
* Or cockatrice petrification attacks the target's spirit. Twi was caught by surprise, while Fluttershy was prepared and was thus able to exert her will against the cockatrice and drag it into a psychic duel.
[[WMG: Sweetie Bell's special talent is something godlike.]]
Celestia and Luna's cutie marks match their ability to control the sun and moon, which implies that doing those things are their special talents. Thus, there is precedent for ponies having such talents.
* It's been heavily hinted at that Sweetie Belle's special talent is singing. Doesn't sound that godlike to me. (Unless you consider the Muses...)
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle controlled the stars that aided in Nightmare Moon's escape.]]
If we assume that Twilight is being trained to become a goddess herself, she may unconsciously be controlling those particular stars with her worries. Nightmare Moon would have never been freed had Twilight not worried so much and done what Celestia told her.
[[WMG: Twilight learned how to teleport from Nightmare Moon]]
The first time we see her teleport, she states that she didn't know she was doing it. A Dog and Pony Show implies that she can copy any spell she sees. In part 2 of the pilot, Twilight jumps into Nightmare Moon's whirlwind just before it teleports away in a similar manner as how Twilight teleports later. It's also possible she didn't realize she could copy spells yet, which explains why she was surprised she could teleport.
* The first time we see her teleport is when she fakes out Nightmare Moon (in a moment of understated brilliance). So no.
* She said she doesn't know how she does it, not that she didn't know she could. This suggests that teleportation is the one spell Twilight can perform instinctively, much as Rarity can instinctively cast the gem-finding spell while Twilight had to learn it.
** perhaps it was more of a latent hability, inherited by one of her parents(personally, this troper thinks by her mom, go see the WMG about her mom)
[[WMG: Everything that happened in Sonic Rainboom was exactly according to Rarity's plan]]
She realized Rainbow Dash wouldn't be able to pull of the titular move unless the life of her friend depended on it, so she had to ensure that without Dash pulling off the Sonic Rainbow, Rarity would die. Hence why she made sure she was the one to be given wings with Twilight's spell, why she went on a massive ego trip upon arriving in Cloudsdale (joining the Best Young Flyers Competition out of the blue would've raised too many eyebrows), why she pulled an Icarus, and why she kicked the Wonderbolts out of commission when they came to her rescue. It was all part of her brilliant plan.
* Since she couldn't be sure that Rainbow Dash would be able to pull it of, calling this a ''brilliant'' plan is [[{{Understatement}} somehow inadequate]].
** GambitPileup? There's no guarantees that she could get up to Cloudsdale, get herself entered in the tournament, or that her wings would burn up (if that even WAS part of her plan). I think it was more along the lines of, she entered the contest to help her friend shine, she took so long in the dressing booth because she only knows how to make herself look fabulous, and really needed to try looking as she does. It may also be that when she flew up, all she was planning to do was pretend to feint, counting on RD's loyalty to come save her. The wings disintegrating may not have been part of her plan, and the entire thing felt like some kind of IndyPloy from the time she agreed to enter the contest.
[[WMG: Gilda and Rainbow Dash had a romantic thing in flight school.]]
Which probably ended when Rainbow Dash got booted out, or never did end. I just get the vibe that Gilda thinks of Rainbow Dash as more than a friend.
* I'm amazed this wasn't already on here. No one wants to see WMG taken over by pairings (because, let's face it, it could go on for ''pages'') but it's certainly more valid than most ships.
** Another possibility is that Gilda has a crush on Rainbow Dash, but never said anything. That also expalins why she hates Pinkie Pie so much: She thinks Her and Rainbow are in a relationship and naturally wouldn't be happy with it. This also explains why Gilda looks down on everypony but Rainbow.
* Going on from that idea, Gilda was bullied at flight school too and her attachment to Rainbow grew from that. She has the same massive chip on her shoulder as Rainbow does only much more worse, and is pointlessly aggressive to everyone save her. Makes me wonder if they didn't have some kind of 'You and me against the world, screw the system, not gonna get us' kind of thing going, and that Rainbow might not have returned the feelings back then out of simple camaderie and desire for affection. The problem is that Rainbow Dash has since acquired some actual character development and realised the whole world ''isn't'' out to get her, and that she doesn't have to project this bitch queen persona to defend herself (within reason, this is Rainbow 'I'm awesome, yay me' Dash). Unfortunately Gilda... hasn't.
[[WMG: Spike is somehow related to ''SpyroTheDragon''.]]
Ancient ancestor maybe? With the events of the spyro games taking place long after the ponies too, have been wiped out as the humans were before them?
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash's canon pet will be a three-toed sloth.]]
Not only this would be hilariously ironic, but the relationship would be similar to Johnny and Plank's from EdEddNEddy, except far less creepy due the sloth just being really, REALLY slow instead of.....[[CompanionCube a non-living inanimate object]].
* Sloths aren't native to equestria, besides, a turtle would be 20 percent cooler.
[[WMG: Fluttershy wanted to be a dressmaker when she was younger.]]
Based on one fact alone, Fluttershy's FREAKY knowledge of sewing. Fluttershy lived all of her blank flank life up in Cloudsdale and only got her cutie mark when she came to visit Rainbow Dash (and Ponyville by extension) and saw all the cute woodland creatures.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle and Trixie are related]]
In "Cutie Mark Chronicles", we see Twilight's parents. Note the physical similarities between Twilight's dad and Trixie, specifically their coat colors and cutie marks. Perhaps Twilight and Trixie are siblings?
* Or perhaps Trixie is Twilight's aunt and OlderThanSheLooks. (Obviously, Twilight's dad doesn't like talking about her because of the whole using-magic-to-trick-people thing.)
* Twilight's parents go through a very harsh divorce, and in a very convoluted and spiteful custody battle, Celestia steps in and rules neither parent should have Twilight after how they acted, taking Twilight in as her own. Later, Twilight's dad remarries and has Trixie. They are half-siblings.
** Trixie looks older than Twilight, maybe it was the other way around and Trixie's mom was their dad's first wife. And Trixie was raised solely by her mother which explains a few things.
* If Twilight and Trixie are related, they're probably cousins. It's the easiest possibility and most probable out of what's been mentioned on the merit that it doesn't have any unpleasantness. This is a kid's show, after all.
* Okay, one more time: Trixie's cutie mark does NOT involve a crescent moon in any way. It's a magic wand trailing sparkles. There is no reason to believe they have any relation whatsoever.
** Neither does Twilight's. Hers is a big red 6-point star with sparkles all over it. You must be thinking of Luna.
*** no, he was referring to Twilight's dad, whose cutie mark is a pair of crescent moons.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle's Progeny will be ''extremely'' important for Ponykind in the future]]
During the second part of the pilot, Nightmare Moon, [[EvilGloating at the cusp of victory]] said "You will never see your Princess, '''or your Sun again!'''" Obviously she meant the [[BuffySpeak bright shiny thingy in the daytime]]... ''[[OrIsIt Or was she?]]'' What if that "U" was in fact an "O"? Being something akin to a PhysicalGod in the first place, Nightmare Moon, and of course Celestia, could concievably be able to look into potential futures, if not at will, then at least for the big things.
* Well Spike is already practically her son.
** And a dragon, making him potentially ''very'' powerful once he's grown up a bit.
** Each of the Mane cast will have a foal (With Rainbow Dash having a son to incorporate the male demographic) and they will inherit their mother's element of Harmony to defeat a great evil.
[[WMG: Twilight's parents are the type to get into "my honor student can beat up your honor student" fights.]]
It's not that they don't love and support Twilight. It's just that when your daughter is apprenticed to the local equivelent of God, it's hard not to brag. "Mommy, why is Daddy telling the neighbors to 'suck it'?" "For great justice, Twilight. For great justice."
* That's assuming they're not still in therapy from being turned into potted plants.
[[WMG: The plants (and possibly the pots) that Twilight's parents were turned into symbolize things about them.]]
[[WMG: (Spoilers for "The Cutie Mark Chronicles) [[spoiler:Rainbow Dash wasn't the reason the rest of the mane six got their cutie marks. Rather, it was...]]]]
[[spoiler:The bully who didn't crash into a pillar. Rainbow Dash wouldn't have made her first Sonic Rainboom if she hadn't had to beat him.]]
* [[spoiler:It was both of the bullies. If they hadn't been making fun of Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash wouldn't have needed to stand up for her.]]
** [[spoiler:No, it was Rainbow Dash. If she hadn't stood up for Fluttershy, the race wouldn't have happened in the first place.]]
*** [[spoiler:Actually, it was Fluttershy. If she hadn't been there, she wouldn't have been made fun of by the bullies.]]
**** [[spoiler:Really, it was summer flight camp. If it hadn't existed, all the pegasi there would've been in different places.]]
[[WMG: Twilight's teleportation has latent time travel effects.]]
In ''The Ticket Master'', when Twilight is chased by the mob of earnest ponies, it is roughly mid to late afternoon. When she teleports spontaneously, she arrives in her library at night time. Granted she had no direct control over that teleport, so this could mean two things:
* Her teleportation can also, with focus she is currently incapable of, be used as a form of time travel separately from distance.
* The longer distance a teleport is, the more effort it takes and the more time passes between the teleport.[[hottip:*: For instance, teleporting short distances as seen in ''Applebuck Season'' yields negligible dilation, perhaps 1*10^-1122 minutes or less per foot. When teleporting longer distances, the dilation compounds, say on the Fibonacci numbers. In which case a mile would be roughly one hour and forty minutes of dilation, meaning if it were 19:30, easily plausible for that daylight in the spring or summer time, it would be 21:10 when she arrived at the library assuming it was exactly one mile away. If it were one mile and one foot... two hours and forty three minutes. It should be noted, however, that the effect could easily be nullified by using multiple jumps in quick succession. The one mile traveled in two jumps rather than one will take less than a second, not counting the pause between the first and second jump.]]
** Hey, [[FridgeBrilliance maybe this is why she hasn't used her teleportation ability at all since episode four?]]
* When Pinkie Pie sang about cupcakes, she must have teleported such a short distance that she went ''back'' in time and overlapped herself, because that makes sense, right?
[[WMG: Fluttershy was held back a year at flight school.]]
Because she was terrible at flying she ended up unable to progress, resulting in her having to join a class with younger fillies. She's actually a year (or more, we only know she's a year older than Pinkie) older than the rest of her friends.
[[WMG: Apple Bloom already has her cutie mark.]]
Her cutie mark is special: It's completely invisible. It signifies her ability for tactial espionage. It's so secret that even she doesn't know about it.
[[WMG: The Cutie Mark Crusader's cutie marks will be (''in order of appearance''):]]
'''Sweetie Belle:''' A huge bell, almost covering her entire flank.
* Ponyville doesn't currently have a town crier, but that doesn't mean it didn't at one time, nor that it won't in the future. She likes to sing, and she likes to sing LOUDLY! During the summer break she tries her hoof at making public announcements for the Mayor's office (and a few merchants) and finds her calling. Although she could just shout the news, singing it is more pleasant to passers-by, and allows her to keep it up longer without straining her vocal chords as badly.
'''Scootaloo:''' A wheel with wings sprouting from it.
* Like Fluttershy, she never quite gets the hang of flying, but her hero worship of Rainbow Dash won't allow her to give up daring stunts nor "the need for speed". Not grounded, but also not able to rise above being just an average flyer, she will channel her attention to wheeled transportation. She'll become specialized to the point that other pegasus who try to duplicate her stunts will find it's much harder than it looks.
** Keep in mind that Scootaloo has a G3 Cutie Mark we can compare it to[[hottip:*: it's fireworks]]; I would be shocked if it wasn't at least SOMEWHAT similar to that...
** A [[http://www.indianapolismotorspeedway.com/ wheel with wings sprouting from it]]? She'll move to Whinnianapolis, Whinniana, perhaps. Or.. another [[http://redwings.nhl.com/ wheel with wings sprouting from it]]? This time moving to Detrot, Marechigan..
'''Apple Bloom:''' An exploding apple.
* Her friends won't abandon her after they get their cutie marks, but despite their help she'll still be a late bloomer. Although she will become well known about Ponyville as a craftspony and the go-to for repairs, her moment of realization will finally come when an attack by Diamond Dogs, buffalo, or another large group has to be repelled with stink bombs or smoke bombs that she makes herself. The experience will earn her the nickname ''Apple BOOM'', which she will like much more than Rainbow Dash likes hers.
** Alternatively, a stitch-work apple, after she discovers how good she is at making quilts (and then proceeds to go overboard by making a quilt that covers all of Ponyville)
** Or an Apple nailed to a plank of wood after she rebuilds the barn all by herself after the Crusaders managed to burn it to the ground by accident.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle's mother is the original Twilight]]
[[http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/7627 Evidence]] the pink-to-white color change might be explained a bit as due aging or simply drawing style diferrences, that also might explain Twilight (Sparkle)'s teleportation abilties(when she explicity mentioned she didn't know she could do that), she inherited them from her mother and didn't showed up until Nightmare Moon's incident (due being under pressure it activated instinctively, or well due being close to the Elements of Harmony it gave Twilight(Sparkle) a magic boost that allowed her to use that ability which normally would have required her being older in order to cast it)
* Extremely likely, since WordOfGod said she intended to have Twilight Sparkle's mom be the original Twilight (though she can't remember if she told that to the people working on the episode).
[[WMG: The Cutie Mark Crusaders will become ''literal'' crusaders.]]
That is to say, they'll get Templar crosses as their Cutie Marks and then depart to the Holy Land to convert all the infidels to the Faith of Celestia.
* Rather than templar crosses, Apple Bloom will have a red templar cross, Scootaloo will have a white Maltese cross reminiscent of the battle dress of the Knight Hospitaller, and Sweetie Belle will have a black cross like the Teutonic order.
[[WMG: There was a truly spectacular Rainbow Dash/Pinkie Pie fight offscreen during "Party Of One."]]
So apparently, Rainbow Dash had to drag an unwilling Pinkie Pie to the party offscreen. But this is [[RealityWarper Pinkie Pie]] we're talking about here. Surely she was able to put up a better fight then just moping. Clearly, Pinkie Pie turned her bakery into a HumongousMecha, piloted by herself and her "new friends," terrorizing Ponyville while singing an amazing and spine-chilling VillainSong. Rainbow Dash was barely able to defeat her by decapitating the robot with a Sonic Rainboom, and dragged the defeated Pinkie Pie from there. The main cast never noticed because the barn is soundproof, and no one pressed charges because it was Pinkie's birthday.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is able to turn Unicorns into gods]]
The only shown characters thus far having a horn as well as wings are Princess Celestia and Luna. In "Sonic Rainboom" Twilight uses her magic to give Rarity wings and turns her into a god for 3 days. She just doesn't use her abilities because she's to busy showing off.
* Doubt it, those seemed more like [[GreekMythology Daedalus]] style fake wings. Though Rarity certainly may have ''thought'' she was a god.
* Given that Twilight only had the energy to do it once, and created incredible fragile (if beautiful) wings, it's possible that as she grows older and gets better at magic, she'll be able to master the spell and give proper wings to ponies.
[[WMG: Each element is a two-edged sword.]]
* Honesty: The wielder of Honesty can't consciously lie, but that doesn't prevent her from misjudging the situation and giving promises she can't keep (like in "Applebuck Season").
** Doubtful, she gave the most convincing lie in "Party of One". Unless you think she sort of botched that lie too.
*** Look again, nothing she says in the entire episode is actually untrue, she's just selective with the truth.
* Kindness: The downside of Kindness is, of course, indecisiveness and shyness. (Maybe this point needs some further thought.)
** As of "The Best Night Ever", the downside of Fluttershy's Kindness is now proven to be [[{{Yandere}} a strong psychological need to be loved by the beings she cares about]]. *shudder*
* Laughter: As we have seen, the wielder of Laughter is prone to mental instability as soon as no one laughs with her.
* Generosity: In order to give, you first have to acquire. That's why Rarity is always in search for more gems. So yes, paradoxically, the downside of Generosity is Greed.
* Loyalty: Rainbow Dash's loyalty is permanently put to the test. For example, she dreams of joining another group (the Wonderbolts) that would most probably occupy all of her time. And what about her relationship to her old friend Gilda? The downside of loyality is that you can't prevent it to be constantly challenged.
* Magic: Hm, that's a tough one. Can't come up with anything right now.
** Inability to believe anything that she can't explain, maybe?
** The downside of Magic appears to be Social Awkwardness. It's hard to say how exactly those two things tie together though.
** Remember, Magic is also Friendship. And with Friendship comes the fear of doing something that might upset or offend your friends, losing them FOREVER -- hence, social awkwardness. It feeds into what held Twilight back from challenging Trixie, or her inner turmoil over keeping a secret she saw tearing two of her friends apart -- and then there was how she wanted to throw an absolutely ''perfect'' slumber party, and wanted to help out so ''badly'' during Winter Wrap-Up...
** A more fitting one. Twilight is often the [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Pony]] and the one smoothng the group together. This means shes doomed to have to act as the Mediator and bare the burden of having to settle disputes from her friends and make choices over them (as in ticket master).
* Think about things more akin to the theological argument that overabundance of a virtue is just as much a vice as a lack of the trait. Applejack is Honest, but Honest to the point where keeping the truth harms everypony more than taking back her word openly did in ''Applebuck Season''. Fluttershy's Kindness makes her a great friend, but it leads her to either holding even the slightest criticism in or letting an overwhelming flood of critique out on request (see her discussion of Rarity's dress for her). When she tries to be kind to animals that want to sleep, it leads to a massive negative feedback loop. Pinkie Pie's obsession with Fun exhausts others (at the Gala) and leaves her in a very bad state when left alone (in ''Party of One''. Rarity's Generosity leads to her giving away ''too much'' in ''Suited For Success'', throwing her ideas, time, and a big chance away to fit the mildest desires of others. Rainbow Dash's Loyalty makes her fall apart when competing with friends, and prevents her from realizing when a friend is being mean. Twilight Sparkle's interest in Magic leads her to try solving problems with magic that should not be (see ''Winter Wrap Up''), get overwhelmed when such doesn't work (see ''Feeling Pinkie Keen''), and leap to explanations involving magic when she shouldn't (see how she judged a book in Zecora's first episode).
[[WMG: All six of the main ponies run between a little weird and occasionally psychotic.]]
Not to be over analytical, but... here goes nothing. I'll rate them on 1 to 5, based on possible danger.
* There's a guess above that says that Twilight has AspergerSyndrome, which is a ball I'll roll with. I'm gonna rate her a 1, since she hasn't done anything that could hurt somepony. Also gonna say she has no trigger.
* There's also one that says Rarity has OCD. I'll roll with that one too and say the unicorns got the long end of the stick. Again, rated 1 with no trigger.
* Applejack had that time she overworked herself and became sleep deprived. I don't know what to call this other than being too bullheaded for her own good. She probably wouldn't be hard to help if ponies caught on and stopped asking her to do stuff. It's also probably not a stretch to say her trigger (overly competitive) is not something you could easily pull on accident if you watch your tongue. I'll rate Applejack a 3, since she never did anything bad on purpose, but still did over propel that pegasus and practically poison plenty of ponies.
* Pinkie Pie is very obviously weird, but not so obvious until it rears its head is how reliant she is on her friends. When she got it in her mind that her friends didn't like her anymore, she completely snapped and made surrogate friends out of a bunch of stuff. Add that with the hostility she acted with when Rainbow Dash showed up, and I think we've got a pony with the potential to be legitimately dangerous. I'm gonna give her a 5, with a hard trigger unless she gets panicky like she did.
* Fluttershy can not stand the idea of animals not liking her. The way she acts when this happens is pretty damn unnerving, and it seems like she could accidentally hurt somepony over this fury. Fluttershy gets a 3, since it doesn't seem like she'd do anything bad out of actual malice. Her trigger is probably hard to pull, since animals (save the ones at the Gala) generally do like her.
* Rainbow Dash seems to rely on her ego to remain stable. When her ego was damaged in Sonic Rainboom, she had quite a panic attack. I think she'd be just as if not more demure than Fluttershy if her ego were eviscerated. I'll give her a 2, with a varying trigger (Rarity pulled it on accident, but it'd take a braggart capable of beating her to pull it on purpose) since it seems like she would hurt herself after a while.
** You want to know why they're all such colorful (but potentially dangerous) nuts? They're [[WMG/TimeLord time lords]]! We've even seen [[TheNthDoctor past regenerations]] of three of them: Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. Just look at them in the G3 videos. [[EraSpecificPersonality The same, but different]].
[[WMG:The events of "The Best Night Ever" will have lasting effects on Fluttershy in the next season.]]
Her very reason for existence, her ability to communicate with and befriend animals, utterly fails her at the Gala. Once she has time to calm down and reflect, she may begin to doubt her ability to be around animals, especially after her SanitySlippage.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is a graduate student]]
All the other ponies of the Mane Cast have jobs of some sort. Applejack is a farmer, Rarity is a fashion designer, Fluttershy is an animal caretaker, Rainbow Dash is a meteorologist, and Pinkie Pie is a caterer. This explains the reason why impressing Celestia is so important to Twilight Sparkle. If Celestia gets it in her head, she can flunk Twilight Sparkle for any reason.
[[WMG: The Cutie Mark Crusaders will all get their cutie marks together]]
Just like the members of the mane cast got their cutie marks at the same time, the Crusaders will do something to trigger or have some event trigger the appearances of all of their cutie marks. For example, imagine if they had all done the "right" tasks for their talent show performance and gotten the marks afterwards.
* Maybe Scootaloo will try to copy Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom in order to make something like this happen...
[[WMG: Scootaloo will get her Cutie Mark last.]]
Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom will finally figure out that you can't get your cutie mark by doing suicidal stunts, and eventually they'll find their true talents. Scootaloo on the other hand will be too stubborn at first and it will take her longer.
* Technically, you ''can'' get your cutie mark by doing suicidal stunts - if, by performing them, you realize that they are what you really want to do and are destined to do.
** So Scootaloo may become the Equestrian version of a stuntman if that's her calling...
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is [[{{Immortality}} immortal]]]]
Specifically, [[HealingFactor Type III]]. Come on, you saw how much punishment she took in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E15FeelingPinkieKeen Feeling Pinke Keen]].
[[WMG: Fluttershy's... episode during "The Best Night Ever" is Twilight Sparkle's fault.]]
Poor poor Fluttershy... It may not be obvious at first, but it seems she is easily influenced by the opinions of others whom she trusts. However, Fluttershy experiences "delays" between the time she is told to do something and actually acting upon what she's told. A good example occurs in "Dragonshy". Pinkie Pie sings an encouraging song to help the terrified pegasus jump over a (tiny) chasm, but it doesn't quite work. Fast forward to "Feeling Pinkie Keen". This time, Fluttershy faces several tiny platforms that are way more dangerous to cross than the chasm mentioned earlier. Although scared, Fluttershy remembers Pinkie's song... and look at that! This time, she is motivated enough to quickly jump across those platforms! It didn't happen right away, but given enough time Fluttershy will take her friends' statements to heart.
Now for the fun part. Let's apply what we learned here to Fluttershy's actions during the Grand Galloping Gala. First, go back a few episodes to A Bird in the Hoof. Fluttershy is trying very hard to gently nurse Princess Celestia's sickly pet bird, Philomina, back to health. However, Philomina proves to be highly uncooperative with Fluttershy. The bird refuses to take its medicine, have some soup, or get some sleep. Fluttershy is quick to move on to other medical techniques whenever her patient makes it very clear that she won't accept whatever technique the pegasus offers. Enter Twilight Sparkle. Upon realizing what's going on, she strongly insists that Fluttershy should stop being a pushover and FORCE the bird to take whatever steps necessary to make its recovery! To demonstrate, Twilight forces Philomina to take the medicine Fluttershy gave up on, trap it in a cage in an attempt to keep it still and more. Twilight's methods are way more aggressive than those of gentle Fluttershy and she can't wrap her head around them... yet.
Okay, let's bring it all together! Fluttershy is at the Grand Galloping Gala! She's finally going to meet and befriend the unique animals living in Canterlot's Royal Garden! But wait... for one reason or another, the animals are doing everything they can to avoid Fluttershy! How is this happening?! She tries to be as gentle and caring as always, but it just doesn't work this time! That's when something interesting happens... Fluttershy sets up a trap to catch an animal so that she can befriend it face to face. This is NOT normal for Fluttershy... but then she says something very interesting:
"I just have to be more bold, like Twilight says."
Once again she takes her trusted friend's advice, which she initially was hesitant about, and runs with it. In this case, when something doesn't work, she becomes more and more aggressive. Her traps get more elaborate. She raises her voice. She's trying to be less and less of a pushover in order to get something done, just like Twilight Sparkle previously insisted! Combine this advice, which is clearly NOT helping Fluttershy here, along with the emotional stress of being unable to befriend a single creature in the garden no matter how desperate she gets and how hard she tries... And you've got yourself a terrifying disaster.
Overly long entry short: Fluttershy is easily influenced by her friends, but it takes a while for their advice/opinions/suggestions/demands to settle in her mind. But when they do, she feels a need to grab hold of the influence when the time comes to do so and hold on tightly to it. This can be a VERY good thing when you consider the results of Pinkie Pie's "Hop, Skip, and a Jump!" encouragement. Twilight's powerful suggestion of "Be assertive!" on the other hand utterly ruins her. Who knows? If Twilight never gave such a statement that conflicted with Fluttershy's character earlier, Fluttershy may have just kept trying to gently coax the animals around her to come out, rather than shouting at them to do so at the top of her lungs in frustration. Maybe she'd just become immensely sad and frustrated... but not loud and dangerous.
[[NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice job breaking the gentlest, kindest, most innocent pony in the world, Twilight.]] In the season finale no less.
[[WMG: Spike isn't "Spike's" real name.]]
[[AWizardOfEarthsea Dragons never reveal their Truename.]] So Spike is a nickname of sorts. If anyone does know his real name Twilight might.
[[WMG: Rarity was originally a human who somehow ended up in Equestria and got transformed into a unicorn. Sweetie Bell is her sister by adoption.]]
Consider these facts. Rarity and Sweetie Bell have different accents. In "Suited for Success" Rarity wonders what ponies are suppose to wallow in. And, in "Best Night Ever" she's the only one who cares that they're getting dressed when Spike wants to come in.
* A. She's got a Mid-Atlantic accent, a hybrid of American and British used by people trying to sound "cultured", and she didn't have the accent as a filly. B. She was trying to say "wallow in self-pity" but wasn't exactly in her right mind. C. She's a fashionista.
[[WMG: Fluttershy has a palsy that mostly affects her wings.]]
While she certainly doesn't appear to have Cerebral Palsy, she does come off as fairly clumsy, and is still somewhat of a poor flyer despite her age. She also seems to not be as physically active as the others are.
* This troper atributes that more of Fluutershy being a "Duck Pony", while she was born a pegasus pony, due her shyness, she almost never leaved her home(and therefore, almost never exercided her wings, making her quite clumsy in that regard, in contrast with Competitive rainbow dash, who was far more extroverted and athletic, she already knew how to fly when she entered on the junionf flyers academy), and after she discovered the ground she rapidily became more comfortable with it, causing her to depend even less on her wings and more on simply walking (note that apparently she can fly as fast as twilight run, and we know twilight is a pony of the weak nerdy type)
[[WMG: Spike is half pony]]
His head is slightly pony-like, he's the only dragon we've seen with differently colored scales and spikes (like a mane), and he has a crush on a pony.
* Maybe his mom was a naturalist who was studying dragons during mating season and she got too close.
[[WMG: Spike will be given a male pony friend.]]
Who he refers to as his "brony."
[[WMG: Twist is InWithTheInCrowd now that she has her cutie mark.]]
She appears on stage next to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon in "The Show Stoppers", and is one of the only three ponies shown who didn't win an award. So was she next to them...or ''with'' them?
[[WMG: The Cast's Aproximate Human Age]]
While {{Word of God}} says she wants to maintain certain ambiguity about their age, she stated that they are young adults. horses tend to reach maturity between age 6 ór 7 an average lifespan of 25 years, for this estimation I am making a 3:1 age ratio, a human reaches maturity between the 18 and 21 years old and average lifespan 75 (pretty fitting if you ask me)
Now, we know Fluttershy is the oldest of the ponies, and when the events of the sonic rainboom took place, she seemed like she was starting puberty, so i'll just say she's the oldest for now
As for applejack, we know that she had enough age to be allowed to go to live with a relative by her own choice, however, we know she was both a late bloomer(last on her class to get a cutie mark) yet younger than applebloom when she left (applebloom still obviously a Elementrary school child, and i would not say older than say 4th grade, so that restricts the age span between 6/2 or 10/3.1/3 age), now, i'll asume a 9/3.0 age when she left, and that she probably spend a lot more of time that it was showed on the flashback with their aunt and uncle orange. let's say she lasted 1 Year/4 Months, so when the sonic rainboom happened she was 10/3.1/3 years
Now, Rarity Seems to be a similar Age to applejack or Fluttersy, as an Adult she seems to be one of the more mature ones (her [[NeatFreak NeatFreakness]] and occacional [[LargeHam hamminess]] being a permanent aspect of her personality, also note, that despite sweetie belles's accidents related to her clumsiness, she takes it quite well, and in fact, she's quite supportive with her and the CutieMark Crussaders), meanwhile as a filly, she was already old enough for be starting her own business (or at least being the one on charge of the school dresses) it seemed like she had being doing it for quite some time already, so i'll say, and since it probably in the middle school/trimester year(more details on twilight's guess) i guess she was 11/3.2/3 years old by then)
Now, as For Pinkie pie it has been stated that she's 1 year younger than Fluttershy, hoever, when most people talk about age differences they tend to make big roundups, gennerally towards the lower numer, so 1 year maybe something between 9 months to 1 year and 9 months, in this case i'm taking the wider option and say 1.7 human years and 5 pony years) and giving pinkie an age of 8/2.3 years and fluttershy 13/4.1/ years, a good age for a girl starting puberty
Rainbow Dash Was Starting on the Equestrias Junior flyers camp, i'll just take that as first grade of elementary school, 6/2 years
And Finally Twilight Sparkle, We know that when the events of the sonic rainboom happened She was on the middle of her entrance exam, so i'll take it as that she was not on Elementary school yet, if you ask me that how did she learned to read and write if she wasn't on school yet, think about this, she was going to enter not on any school, bun on a High performance academy directed by the Goddes Empress Herself, so it is expected that any candidate has enough potential her/himself, so twi probably learned on home and readed a lot of books before ingresing(she probably started studying since age 4/1.1/3 when she saw celestia and entered to kindergarden)
Now, in many important academies the process would start with quite some anticipation, I am asuming the School system of equestria also has the same ratio as the pony:human age, so a scholar cycle would last 1 year/4 months, that being said, i'm asuming they did twilights audition 1 cycle before starting her first elementary school year, at Age 5/1.2/3)
So also assuming 4/12 year passed since them, the actual human ages of the ponies would be
Fluttershy - 8.1/3 - 25 years\\
Rarity - 7.2/3 - 23(almost 24)\\
Applejak- 7.1/3 22\\
Pinkie Pie - 6.2/3 - 20 (barely)\\
Rainbow Dash - 18\\
Twilight Sparkle 17
Also I got another guesses of other characters:\\
Trixie - 8.2/3 26(barely)\\
Big Macintosh - 9 - 27 years(almost 28)(he was already on the puberty when applejack leaved the farm)\\
Zecora - 9.1/3-28
Applebloom - 2.2/3 ->9(almost 10)\\
Scootaloo - 2.2/3 -> 9\\
Sweetie Belle 2.2/3 - 9 (barely)
As for the Princesess i am thinking a 1:100 ratio, that originally, Luna was "only" 300/3 years younger than luna, but when she got corrupted/Sealed she got age locked, and didn't aged until released, while celestia spend those 1000/10 years on the normal world aging, this troper alsom wants to point out, that 1000 is not their age, but the time passed since Luna's rebelion, this troper thinks they both were "teenager" by that time at ages 1700/1400 respectively, and in the present and due the age lock of luna, their actual ages are 2700 and 1400 respectively
* That's very close to my guess, but I guessed Twilight closer to 24, influenced by the Grad student idea.
* I don't think it's a good idea to assume ponies age faster than humans. Even though Pinkie Pie is a year younger than Fluttershy, they look about the same in age. That would not be possible if 1 pony year=4 human years.
* As far as age goes, there's no reason the rather advanced Equestrian ponies should have the same life spans as wild ponies. Average human life spans are about double the average lifespans of bonobos, probably our closest relatives among the primates.
[[WMG: Fluttershy's Stare is a [[CodeGeass Geass.]]]]
Because we don't have anywhere near enough tie-ins on this page. She is the Ponyville equivalent of Lelouche Vi Brittania, albeit she has a '''much''' gentler nature. [[http://oi53.tinypic.com/10mt2e9.jpg Exhibit A]]
* Given that she used it on a tree in "Applebuck Season", it has to be an area of effect geass.
** So who did she get it from?
[[WMG:Twilight Sparkle is a [[MagicTheGathering planeswalker]].]]
She's a very skilled mage, able to use all types of magic, and a "spark" was "ignited" within her when something signifigant happened to her (in her case, an epiphany). She isn't wandering the planes either because she doesn't know she can or she doesn't want to leave her friends in Equestria.
* Alternatively, only the Elements of Harmony combined can actually planeswalk, and none of them is aware of this ability (except maybe Pinkie Pie).
* Her mentor does have what is basically a mirrored white mana symbol for her cutie mark...
[[WMG: Fluttershy was very sick when she was young.]]
Because she was so sick, she couldn't go outside very often, so she recieved little socialization from other fillies early in her life. Even when she was healthy enough to start going out, she was still left weak from being sick and bedridden. This explains why she was initially a weak flier when she was young. It's also worth noting that in her story in "The Cutie Mark Chonricles", she is thinner and smaller than any of the other fillies we see. (her legs look particularly thin) Having very little socialization with other fillies, she was scared and nervous, causing her to be so shy. Going to the ground and seeing the creatures gave her motivation to go out more, allowing her to grow stronger and healthier as we see her now.
[[WMG: Spike is a hybrid dragon.]]
In the show, we see few different types of dragon species, and it wouldn't be too unreasonable to believe there are a few other different species as well. Spike is a crossbreed between two different dragon species, a huge taboo in the dragon world. Either his egg was abandoned and then picked up by Celestia, or his parents gave him to her so he can grow up in a safe, accepting environment. Had he stayed living with dragons, he would've been tormented constantly for being a hybrid, or perhaps even killed for it.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle had friends before the events of the series]]
The three unicorns early in the pilot know who she is and invite her to Moondancer's party, and Spike had a present for Moondancer. Lyra was nice enough to wave hi to Twilight running by and looked surprised/disappointed at being ignored. And there's Pony Joe from "Best Night Ever" who tells her "Long time no see!"
Its likely she didn't spend her entire time growing up in Canterlot without friends, but she eventually became more involved with her studies and decided at some point that she didn't ''need'' friends. This may or may not be why Celestia decided to use her in part of her BatmanGambit in the pilot.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash is related to Princess Celestia in some way.]]
The existence of Prince Blueblood proves that Celestia can, in fact, have younger relatives. Who is to say she doesn't have more? Rainbow Dash does have something special about her, if not for the rainbow mane, (she is the only pony we see who has one) for the fact that she's been the only pegasi known to pull off a Sonic Rainboom. Seeing how many pegasi not only have flying as a special talent, but do it professionally and are known all through Equestria for it, the fact that Rainbow Dash has been the only one to do a Sonic Rainboom could imply that there is something unique and perhaps magical about her.
[[WMG: Sweetie Belle will fall in love with Spike and will MurderTheHypotenuse.]]
Because it would be hilarious.
[[WMG: Twilight's parents work a lot and have neglected their daughter.]]
They work as much as they can to provide the very best for Twilight, but in the process neglected her. They do care about her, though, which is why they not only applied for her to be at a prestigious school, but made time to go to her entrance exam. This is why Twilight views the Princess so much as a parental figure when every other pony views her as royal authority figure. This also explains why she ignored fun things to study, with the way her parents were, she grew up believing that work was more important than other things, including friendship.
[[WMG: Rarity's parents were neglectful, and possibly abusive, drunks.]]
Rarity's parents did not care for her much. Her father had a drinking and gambling problem, and constantly sold the family's things to pay for both addictions. He also abused his wife and Rarity. His wife was so stressed by the living conditions that she took up drinking herself. One day, Rarity's loving grandmother bought her a nice dress to wear to a party, but her drunk father sold it to pay for his gambling. Rarity, who has always been trying to cover up her mess of a family life, made another dress to wear to the party, and discovered she had a talent for it. She kept making outfits until she earned her cutie mark. She left and opened her own boutique as soon as she could. Around this time, Sweetie Belle was born. Eventually, her mother got fed up and ran off with another unicorn, leaving Sweetie Belle with her father. Rarity, now that she was financially stable and had the means to take care of her, took in Sweetie Belle, which is why we never see her living with Rarity until later on in the series.
[[WMG: Before he met Rarity, Spike had a crush on Moondancer.]]
[[WMG: The Sonic Rainboom is powered by the element of loyalty]]
This is why has Rainbow Dash only ever managed to perform the sonic rainboom twice, even after she's put all that effort and training into her flying. The effect will only happen when you combine supersonic speed with unselfish loyalty to others. The first time it happened, she was concentrating on standing up for Fluttershy, and the second was done while attempting to rescue Rarity.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash is a [[{{Transsexual}} trans mare]].]]
Which is to say, born physically a stallion but identifying as a mare. She comes across to this troper as less of a tomboy and more like an actual boy, judging by her voice (she sounds like a prepubescent boy, like Spike) and way of movement (she seems to fly and fight more like the way a stallion would). Stallions are also noticeably more aggressive than mares, and Dash is the most aggressive, both physically and socially. Dash may have been born a stallion, but stallion mentality may simply not have felt right to her, whereas interacting with the rest of the mane cast as a mare gives her the social network that feels right. (It's also possible that she's a gelding, but try explaining that to the kids.)
* Considering the main reason for gelding is to make a colt calmer and more manageable (and m-to-f sex changes involve castration) I'd say it's more likely she's a trans'''stallion''' who just started [[TestosteronePoisoning testosterone]] therapy.
[[WMG: Applejack is really Apple Bloom's mother.]]
The Apple parents never seem to be around. In "Bridle Gossip", Applejack tells Apple Bloom she'll tell Big Macintosh on her, conforming that Big Macintosh is the highest authority figure, and that the parents aren't just off-camera. As seen in the flashback in "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", AJ's parents weren't around when she was a filly either, suggesting they died when she was still young. Significantly, Apple Bloom isn't around too. This leads to the conclusion that Apple Bloom is in fact the result of a teenage pregnancy, and they're just passing her off as Applejack's sister to avoid embarressment. As for who the father is, well, [[BrotherSisterIncest considering Applejack's love for her family...]]
* Maybe the father is just some ex-coltfriend AJ had in the pony-version of high school. Either way, its unlikely Hasbro would approve of any hint of teenage pregnancy in the show.
* Alternatively, Apple Bloom is Big Macintosh's daughter, from a previously relationship with a mare who may now be dead.
** Another possibility is that Apple Bloom is the daughter of Big Macintosh AND Applejack, they're just telling her that their siblings in order to hide the fact that Applejack got pregnant at a really young age, and they were forced to have a shotgun wedding. This would also account for the fact that Apple Bloom's coat is a combination of Big Mac and Applejack.
*** You'd expect that someone else in the small town of Ponyville would tell her that her "big brother and sister" are actually married. Incest would be slightly easier to cover up from everyone.
[[WMG: Spike will not grow up to be like the dragons we have seen..]]
Instead he will grow up to be a [[DungeonsAndDragons dragonborn]]. Proof for this theory? His day dream in "Dog and Pony Show", why would he imagine all that armor and stuff if he knew he would grow up to be a normal dragon, wouldn't he have just imagined himself as a dragon destroying the Diamond Dogs? As for the sudden growth in Twilight's flashback, that is just what happens when the embodiment of Magic unleashes her power. Unless of course, ponies turn into plants when they grow old. This also makes Spike/Rarity a lot easier....
[[WMG: Applejack is [[spoiler:a [[DeadlyPremonition Red Tree Messenger]]. ]] ]]
Both Applejack and [[spoiler:Forrest Kaysen]] are salesmen, they both respect a certain tree (Bloomberg in Applejack's case, [[spoiler:which could be the Red Tree in the other world]]), and has a buff companion (Rainbow Dash in Applejack's case).
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is an epileptic.]]
In Cutie Mark Chronicles, Twilight Sparkle went on the magic rampage in response to some energy flux produced by the sonic rainboom. This flux worked similar to flashing lights for a sufferer of Epilepsy, causing her to use magic uncontrollably while convulsing in air and levitating. Princess Celestia may have used magic to force the haywire synapses to calm down.
[[WMG: Spike has serious species identity issues from being raised among ponies]]
He has a crush on a pony, and in his imagine spot, he rescues Rarity as a KNIGHT, a dragon's natural enemy.
[[WMG: Apple Bloom's cutie mark WON'T be apple-related.]]
* In Call of the Cutie, Apple Bloom made a fuss about thinking she'd get an apple-related cutie mark. Instead, what if she doesn't? It offers the opportunity to slip in a few words about how even though she's "different" to Applejack, Macintosh and Granny Smith, they're still all a family.
[[WMG: Twilight's unusually high magical ability is based entirely on that one event in ''The Cutie Mark Chronicles''.]]
The [[spoiler:sonic rainboom]] didn't temporarily boost her magic; it granted ''permanent'' extreme magical power.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is a [[GirlGenius spark]].]]
Or a magical variant of one, at least. She had her breakthrough at her entrance exam, complete with its typical danger to bystanders. Since then she's been obsessed with studying magic, has a loyal minion in Spike, doesn't hesitate to use him (or her friends) as guinea pigs in her magical experiments, has a lab with unusual equipment in the basement, and she even improvises spells on the spot. Her magic is of such strength that Celestia has never seen it's like before, and she has the charisma to bring all of the most important ponies in Ponyville to her in her ''first day'' in town, and bosses the rest around during ''Winter Wrap-up''. She even has a tendandcy to go to the madness place when things don't quite go as expected. The parasprite incident is pretty much straight-up sparkiness.
* Plus, that name. Twilight ''Spark''le is exactly the kind of name a mad scientist would give to their kid.
* See "Pinkie Pie is [[GeniusTheTransgression Inspired]]" below.
[[WMG: The reason for the Cutie Mark Crusaders' supposed AesopAmnesia]]
Rainbow Dash has shown that she does not realize that a cutie mark is earned when a pony discovers who they are just like the Crusaders. And Scootaloo idolizes Rainbow, so she won't get it either and as the de facto leader of the CMC, Scootaloo needs to realize this in order for Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom to as well. also the {{Aesop}} the Crusaders learned in "Call of the Cutie" doesn't change the fact that they still desire cutie marks.
[[WMG:More Cutie Mark Crusader Cutie-mark Teasing, GO!]]
When helping to organise Twist's Cuteceneara, the Cutie Mark Crusaders wind up demonstrating an additional skill on top of their current ones, teasing further at their cutie marks:
* Applebloom gives baking a second shot, approaching it in the way she'd solve [[TeamFortress2 practical problems]] like fixing up the treehouse, and succeeds, demonstrating her gift for adaptability.
* Scootaloo get the job of fetching party supplies and delivering invitations - we already knows she's perfect for the job with her mad scooter skills, but this task also relies on her memory.
* And Sweetie Belle, still worried about singing in public, is eased into the spotlight as she plays emcee for the cuteceneara. It helps that someone tells her beforehand that being sister to Rarity, a minor celebrony after the events of "Suited for Success", lends her a lot of credibility on the stage - which was intended to have a MagicFeather effect.
[[WMG: Fluttershy is a partial reincarnation of {{Medusa}}.]]
And that explains her "Stare" as well as help explain her defeat of the Cockatrice. Medusa was a lovely turn-you-to-stone-as-soon-as-you-look-at-her Gorgon, and at least one Pegasus origin story has the winged horse springing from the newly decapitated Medusa's blood. So if Equestria's Pegasi were formed in a similar manner, then Fluttershy "inheriting" her power of stare and resistance to petrification from their Gorgon ancestor would be plausible....
[[WMG: There's a special business deal between Sweet Apple Acres and Sugarcube Corner.]]
The apple farm regularly supplies ingredients for the bakery, and in exchange Applejack is contractually obligated to advertise for them, which is why she calls everyone "sugarcube".
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[[folder: Pinkie Pie Guesses]]
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a functional [[FunnySchizophrenia schizophrenic]].]]
She's medicated, so she just appears a bit... eccentric most of the time. Just look at the episode where she's talking to the objects. This'd also explain why she's so hyper and likes to be around people all the time - because it distracts from her delusions/hallucinations. However, it still comes out even when she's around people, hence the weird things she sometimes says.
* I thought meds were supposed to make you dull and stupid. Though the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typical_antipsychotics typical antipsychotics]] used in schizophrenia treatment can cause Parkinson's like symptoms and tremors, which could explain her "Pinkie sense".
** Atypical antipsychotics on the other hand cause diabetes. So I doubt Pinkie Pie is on those.
** This is actually a myth that they "make you a zombie". Sure, it can for some people, but not all.
** I diagnose her as having mania actually. She has a short attention span, a relentlessly upbeat attitude, endless amounts of energy and to quote the gods of wikipedia, "Mania varies in intensity, from mild mania (known as hypomania) to full-blown mania with psychotic features including hallucinations, delusion of grandeur, suspiciousness, catatonic behavior, aggression, and a preoccupation with thought and schemes that may lead to self neglect.".
*** This makes sense.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a Time Lord.]]
She manages to appear out of tiny spaces in Green is Not your color,
and practically teleports around Ponyville.
All of the things from that episode are her TARDIS.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's oatmeal comment stemmed from hearing about [[http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/r/real-pirates-grog-arrrrr-5652.html this drink recipe]].]]
Because it's crazy.
[[WMG: Pinkie Sense works the same way as [[FanFic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality Comed-Tea]]]]
When something is about to happen, it causes Pinkie to twitch, just as when something funny is about to happen, you feel an urge to drink Comed-Tea.
* Huh? How ''else'' would it work? Did you think her tail-twitchy ''causes'' things to fall?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's "Pinkie Sense" is a ruse; she's hiding her RealityWarper powers behind them.]]
Or she has not yet learned to fully control her powers yet, and now even the littlest twitch can set something off.
[[WMG: Based on the previous WMG: Pinkie Pie is Equestria's version of HaruhiSuzumiya (or maybe she even ''is'' Haruhi).]]
* Makes perfect sense to me. She probably has abilities somwehere along the line of Anthony in ItsAGoodLife and those powers may extend to mental manipulation of everypony around her. Those trees that stopped being scary? Yeah she changed those too. And her apparant teleportational ways and her Pinkie Sense are all a part of it. She was raised on a sad dismal rock farm in the middle of nowhere because her parents and sisters knew of her gifts and the threat that could come from her being... overstimulated. So they tried to give her as sombre and dull a life as possible... until the Sonic Rainboom. That moment of "are they angry? Are they sad? Oh no I think I made them sad... no, wait, they're HAPPY! Yay!" we saw in ''Cutie Mark Chronicles'' when they discovered Pinkie had thrown them a party was in fact their innate terror that she was about to unintentionally unleash her abilities giving way to their falling ''under'' the spell of her abilities. She wanted them to be happy, so she subconsciously willed them to BE happy. And she's been unknowingly messing with people's brains ever since. This will probaby manifest at the Grand Opening Gala, where she relaises what she's capable of and pulls a Haruhi. at which point the world will go kaboom.
* "And that's how Equestria was made." She already knows about her powers, but is deliberately suppressing them.
...Was My Little Pony more or LESS fun before I became old enough to come up with this stuff?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a god-pony throwback.]]
Fluttershy has a connection to the earth and animals, an extremely strong one, even though she's an pegasus pony and those are earth pony abilities. Pinkie Pie is an earth pony with god-pony abilities.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's apperent [[RealityWarping Reality Warping powers]] are related to the Element of laughter.]]
Think about it. Whenever Pinkie's powers seem to activate, it's mainly because of [[RuleOfFunny rule of funny]]. She could be subconsciously (or on purposely) using it's powers whenever it would be funny or when chasing someone.
* Hm, perhaps it's like a [[WhoFramedRogerRabbit Roger Rabbit]] thing where they can do anything as long as it's funny?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[HumanoidAbomination equine abomination]]]]
Idea comes from [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-opener-of-ways.html this fanfic]] that tries to explain her teleportation ability. But seriously, think about it.
[[WMG: Pinkie Sense is linked to her [[FourthWallObserver awareness of the fourth wall]].]]
We actually saw it right when she first appeared; it's why she [[{{GASP}} reacted the way she did]] when she met Twilight, because it clued her in that Twilight was a newcomer. The reason it was going off so much in "Feeling Pinkie Keen"? It was warning her [[RuleOfFunny this was a comedy episode]]. (That, or that the klutzy mail pony was making lots of deliveries that day...)
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's Pinkie "Sense" CAUSES things to happen (rather than warning of things that would have happened anyway).]]
Earth pony magic is the most subtle kind of magic. If Twilight had analyzed Pinkie's abilities correctly, she would have discovered that Pinkie unknowingly casts luck spells, mostly bad luck spells, on anyone she's worried about while in a superstitious phase. The twitches are merely shocks from the flow of magic power.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie lost a friend due to secret keeping in the past.]]
Specifically, a friend once confided in her a particularly important secret, such as one of her deepest fears or an embarrassing incident. Pinkie, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} being]] [[MotorMouth Pinkie]], blurted it out during one of her MotorMouth moments. Furious at this betrayal, her friend [[WhatTheHellHero ripped into her]] and turned her back. She may also have moved away from Ponyville eventually, making it even harder to repair the friendship.
That's why Pinkie takes keeping secrets so [[SeriousBusiness seriously now]], and why she works so hard to impress that idea upon Twilight despite how spilling the beans would have likely made things easier on Fluttershy and Rarity during "Green Isn't Your Color". She didn't want Twilight to think that just because it ''might'' have been okay in '''that''' instance that '''ALL''' secrets could be taken lightly.
* This could even explain some of Pinkie Pie's personality beyond that episode. She took her gregariousness to extremes because deep down she's terrified of not being friends with someone, and one of the reasons her meltdown in "Party of One" was so bad was that she thought she had done something to lose all her best friends... ''again''. (Other reasons include apparently failing at her marked talent, and the fact that Pinkie's been proven right so many times throughout the season that she never fully learned her lesson about not assuming the worst in people.)
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's sudden appearances in "Green Isn't Your Color" are just Twilight having hallucinations brought on by her guilty conscience.]]
FOREVEEEERRRRRR.
* Or it might just be Pinkie Pie flexing more of her RealityWarper talent.
* Personally, I'd go with the first one, because close to the end of the show -- just after Twilight Sparkle blurts out Spike's "secret" about Rarity -- Pinkie Pie appears '''inside''' a mirror (the glass is visible, and she is not anywhere else in the room). Although she does seem to ignore physics more often than the other characters, she has not shown anything this extreme on an ongoing basis.
* Also, at the spa when Pinkie Pie suddenly pops up from a bucket of sponges, but does not completely hide when she goes back down, Twilight notices but Fluttershy doesn't (I have not seen a basis for a WeirdnessCensor among the characters, yet).
** Go watch that scene again. Fluttershy noticeably jumps and is shocked when Pinkie pops out.
[[WMG: Applejack and Pinkie Pie are related, but distantly.]]
It seems a little unusual that Pinkie Pie's name has "Pie" in it despite the fact that parties don't usually involve pies. There's also the existence of a "Grandma Pie", who may be living or deceased. It may be possible that the name of Pinkie Pie's granny is/was "Apple Pie" and may have been a part of the Apple clan. This may make Applejack and Pinkie Pie cousins a few times removed depending on how related Grandma Pie and Granny Smith are/were.
* They're both earth ponies as well, which lends credence to this theory.
* Also? Pinkie Pie grew up on a farm. Granted, it was a ''rock'' farm, but still.
[[WMG: Events of Over Barrel will have negative impact on Pinky Pie]]
In this episode while she was right about sharing and stuff, her way to convince others about this makes matters worse, twice.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie once broke through the fourth wall...]]
And [[{{GoMadFromTheRevelation}} went mad by the revelation]]. But, instead of the usual gibberikng insanity, she realized that, if she lives in a cartoon show, she might as well enjoy every moment. And this led to her being... [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} her]].
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is an unicorn]]
Only that for some reason her horn is not normal. As such, neither she nor anyone else knows of this. This explains some of her weirdness.
* InvisiblePinkUnicorn, to be exact. Her horn is invisible, as the true power of Creation should remain.
* She's a godpony/alicorn in an earth pony body for some reason. The way Fluttershy is an earth pony in a pegasus pony body. No one will notice anything any more odd about Pinkie Pie than they do already until it turns out she got the immortality ability as well...
[[WMG: Pinky Pie has unicorn blood.]]
Related to the above, some ancestor was a unicorn, she can do the things she does because of the blood but she doesn't know /how/ or /why/.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie and {{Deadpool}} have some sort of connection.]]
Think about it. Both are ''completely'' random and ridiculously energetic, both can teleport (OffscreenTeleportation for Pinkie), and they both are [[MediumAwareness aware of the fourth wall]]. Granted, it's never stated that Pinkie knows she's in a cartoon, but so far, she's the only one to take advantage of the classic abilities of cartoon characters.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's story in "Cutie Mark Crusaders" is true, if slightly exaggerated]]
She was raised by dour and serious farmers, and things were quite dull until she was inspired by [[spoiler: Rainbow Dash's first Sonic Rainboom]] to liven things up by throwing her first party, thus getting her family to lighten up and earning her cutie mark. If parts of the story seem unbelievable, it's because it got filtered through Pinkie's [[CloudCuckoolander unique mindset]]. (Seriously, ''rock farmers''?)
* She does seem to think she was telling to story of how Equestria was made...
* Perhaps it was a quarry?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie was adopted by the rock farmers.]]
In "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", we see Twilight's parents and Pinkie Pie's family. Twilight's parents are coloured white and blue, making Twilight's purple colour feel natural. The rock farmer couple are pale orange and gray, and their two children are pale dark blue and pale gray... alright, the orange is a little out of place, but still plausible. Pinkie Pie, on the other hand, is bright pink, which doesn't fit anywhere in the chromatic area. And in the pilot, in her song about laughter, she mentions her "Grannie Pie" - which definitely doesn't sound like it would be the parent of any of the rock farmers. Thus:
* Pinkie Pie was an only child, and was either orphaned or abandoned early with only her grandmother left to take care of her, teaching her among other things to laugh and sing. However, she was presumably old, and thus passed away while Pinkie was still a filly.
* The rock farmers were distant relatives of the Pie family, and Pinkie's only known relatives at the time, giving them little choice about taking her in. The boring life on the farm suppressed what her grandmother had taught her about laughing, but as it gave her a place to live and food, she felt she was in no place to complain. The way the father and sisters look at her when the bell is rung, and the door being slammed before she's even had a chance to enter the house, also makes it seem as if she doesn't quite belong.
* Seeing the sonic rainboom, however, made all the laughter and related happy feelings surface again, all at once, leading to her having her epiphany and wanting to share this with her new family, and that would perhaps make them treat her better. And, clearly, it worked.
** You all seem to forget that Pinkie is known to be an UnreliableNarrator. So either the Granny Pie thing or the whole Rock Farm thing, or even both, could be completely made up just for laughs.
*** Better yet, Grannie Pie was actually the mother of one of the Cakes and Pinkie only learned to laugh after she learned to smile.
[[WMG: Pinkie's family's farm was experiencing severe financial hard times when Pinkie received her cutie mark.]]
The family farm was probably once a far more prosperous and happy place then it was shown in Pinkie's flashback. However, some unforseen disaster caused it to be reduced to the virtual wasteland. What kind of disaster? '''Parasprites'''. They invaded the farm and stripped it down to just rocks. Luckily, Pinkie's party to cheer up the rest of her family somehow drove the parasprites off.
* It's not the party, it's the music. The same music that plays during the party is the same Pied Piper tune that she used to drive off the parasprites. It was only after the party that she found out the parasprites could be controlled by it.
* She was the one with freaky Knowledge of Parasprites, it makes sense, keep in mind even Princess Celestia didn't know what a Parasprite was.
** [[{{Troll}} Celestia]]? I seriously doubt she really didn't know what they were.
** She seemed to know, but was about the only one, other than Zecora.
* The theory is unlikely. Pinkie's parents both had cutie marks related to rock farming, implying that it always was a rock farm.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's family really ''DOES'' grow rocks!]]
It's a magical universe where gems come fully polished and available just a few inches below the surface of the ground, so why not? Also:
* In either the second or third season we will meet her sisters as they are now, grown up.
* Their names are going to be puns off of rocks, but not copied from TheFlintstones.
* They will be very strong, from hauling rocks all the time (watch out if they give you a hug!).
* They know how to play the tuba and accordion.
* They might even bring their rocks into Ponyville, set up a stall next to Applejack's apple stall, and it will actually be surrounded with buying customers.
* The episode they appear in will feature them giving Pinkie a "party rock" that is brightly colored instead of drab grey (but not a gem).
[[WMG: ...and that really ''WAS'' how Equestria was made!]]
Pinkie Pie's weird CloudCuckooLander logic has proven to be correct before (how do you get rid of parasprites?).
It doesn't make sense to anyone else right now, but just as the Sonic Rainboom was not a one episode, throwaway plotline, this isn't, either. As more details are revealed, the events she described will have somehow "made" Equestria, even if logically the principality had to exist centuries before Pinkie was born.
* Maybe it has something to do with Doctor Whooves? You know, Time Travel and stuff...
* Or maybe the story of her cutie mark is so closely related the the Equestrian creation myth that, due to her nature, she mixed up the two.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is [[TabletopGame/GeniusTheTransgression Inspired]].]]
Some of her wonders include the flying machine from Griffon the Brush-Off (which suffers from Havoc when Gilda touches it) and her cupcakes - which are normally safe due to being constructed In Pill Form, but get messed up whenever a mere mortal tries to help make them (like Applejack in the infamous Baked Bads scene). Her Pinkie Sense is actually an internalized Apokalypsi wonder (thus, when Twilight tried to use mortal science to figure out how it worked, all the bad stuff it predicted started targeting her, due to Havoc). The reason why she's able to ignore the laws of physics and even the fourth wall? It's her Unmada Field, which causes her to subconsciously warp reality in the area. Her catalyst is almost certainly Staunen; her Breakthrough was triggered when she saw Rainbow Dash's first Sonic Rainboom.
And as a side note, for those of you who've read "Cupcakes"; it's actually the story of what would happen if Pinkie Pie fell prey to Illumination.
* Then what is Twilight? A [[TabletopGame/MageTheAwakening Mage]]? A Genius in denial?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is Whatever Kenneth from 30 Rock is.]]
Both are from small, dull towns and moved into the big city. Both claim to have been around for a lot longer than they look but have the mentalities of children. Pinkie Pie was born before Equestria was the land it is today. She actually invented joy and parties and colours after the Sonic Rain Boom passed through time itself.
For some reason, she's as young as ever and still hanging around throwing parties.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie doesn't consciously realize her RealityWarper powers]]
She subconsciously uses them [[RuleOfFunny whenever it would be funny]]. Seriously, why else would she try to disguise herself as a bale of hay while tailing Twilight when she can just pop out of random objects like when she chased Rainbow Dash in the same episode?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[{{Dune}} Spice]] addict]]
Let's see, [[{{Seer}} precognition]], space folding, and BlueEyes. Maybe the Cakes should switch to a different brand of cinnamon.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's depressed state at the start of her story in "The Cutie Mark Chronicles" was caused by the recent death of Granny Pie.]]
Pinkie was obviously very close to her grandmother, whom she probably had more in common with than the rest of her family. After Granny Pie passed away, Pinkie was sent into a deep depression that only cleared when she saw the rainbow generated by the Sonic Rainboom, and was inspired to [[PluckyGirl generate her own happiness]] and [[ThePollyanna keep smiling no matter what.]]
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[OnePiece Devil Fruit user]]]]
Specifically, the Party Party Fruit. How else can she make parties so quickly? And, on the subject of OnePiece...
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[OnePiece Haki user]]]]
Or at least Kenbunshoku Haki, you know, the Color of Observation? Maybe her Pinkie sense is Kenbunshoku Haki manifesting itself in an odd way. In addition, she was able to follow Twilight around somehow and pop out out of nowhere. She used her Haki to figure out where Twilight was going and then use super speed (hey, it's Pinkie Pie. Stranger things have happened) to beat Twilight there.
[[WMG: The REAL reason the Mane Cast was gathered was to keep Pinkie Pie in check]]
Defeating Nightmare Moon was just a side benefit. We've seen how unhinged Pinkie can get when she's unhappy over snubbed invitations and friends acting oddly, and how quickly she was cheered up upon realizing her friends still liked her - imagine if something ''huge'' went wrong, and she didn't have any friends to make her feel better. The other protagonists are there to keep her her happy, goofy, relatively harmless self, so she doesn't, say, go on any crazed murder sprees.
* All it takes is ''one'' gory fanfic and ''one'' episode with a bit of innocent madness to get eveyone on the internet to pronounce Pinkie Pie a barely-contained psychopath! MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic is RuinedForever! [[MemeticMutation FOREVER]]!
** {{Cupcakes}} Pinkie Pie. Nothing else needs to be said.
[[WMG: Thanks to Rainbow Dash we don't have more Cupcakes crazy Pinkie]]
If Pinkie would be left alone with her new "friends" sooner or later they would suggest her to kill other ponies.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's "new friend" Rocky is made of rocks from the rock farm]]
Pinkie may have even met him before--after all, she must have been lonely on the "no talking, no smiling" rock farm before she got her cutie mark...
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's Teleportation abilities were given to her by Twilight Sparkle]]
We all know that Twilight Sparkle is not very good at controlling her powers, as seen in "Cutie Mark Chronicles." We also know that she may have powers unknown to [[BuffySpeak unicorndom...kind...whatever.]] If one were to recall the first meeting between them:
->Pinkie Pie: GASP!!!
That exasperated gasp was a reaction to the feeling of Twilight accidentally giving her powers. Pinkie Pie now shared Twilight's teleportation ability and [[TeleportSpam used it often,]] but didn't want too much attention drawn to herself, so she came up with an alibi to cover up her gasp and explains it to Twilight at the party. [[MotorMouth In extensive detail.]]
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a paranoid schizophrenic, bipolar xenophobe.]]
This WMG has numerous supports.
1. Bipolar: She can change moods at a drop of a hat with even the slightest trigger. While Pinkie's manic depressiveness is less severe than most other cases, she shows the common signs. Take, for example the episode Party for One. When Pinkie Pie's second party was neglected by her friends, she forgoed the conclusion that her friends hated her and didn't want to come to her parties anymore. This also ties into her...
2. Paranoid Schizophrenia: When Pinkie came to the aforementioned conclusion in Party for One, she underwent an extreme mood swing into complete paranoid schizophrenia, thinking that they were up to something behind her back. She also began to have wild hallucinations, such as believing that her "new friends" (in reality an assortment of random household belongings) were actually sentient, even going so far as to give them voices and personalities without even showing a sign of connection with reality as an effect. She also is very strange about meeting new people, meaning that she has a case of...
3. Xenophobia: The fear of new things. When Twilight Sparkle first entered Ponyville and attempted to strike up a conversation with Pinkie Pie, Pinkie made a very loud and overdramatic gasp before running off elsewhere. Although she did later explain herself (she claims to know everypony in Ponyville and that meeting Twilight startled her), one has to wonder why she had such an extreme reaction and why her explanation seemed less like telling the truth and more like an attempt to cover her own ass.
While it is possible to chalk all of this up as Pinkie being a nutcase, the similarities to these real-life mental conditions was too glaring to not notice. Thanks goes to my mom for discovering all of this through conversation with her.
* The xenophobia example is too much of a stretch with flimsy reasoning. Actually I'll argue that what appears to be xenophobia is really Pinkie "following the herd". She's more of the welcoming type that can easily be persuaded otherwise. This can be tied in to the other two conditions listed by the above theory, but not obviously the third.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is somehow related to {{Kirby}}]]
There are quite a few similarities between the two characters. Both are pink jolly adorable creatures with [[InexplicablyAwesome unexplainable abilities]], [[BigEater huge appetites]], love to dance and have a touch of EldritchAbomination to them. Should the two ever come into contact with each other, it would spell doom for both universes.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is somehow related to [[LostHighway the Mystery Man]].]]
They both constantly break the Fourth Wall via Offscreen Teleportation, staring directly into the viewer's eyes, etc.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie, especially her {{Cupcakes}} version, is somehow related to [[TheWall Pink]].]]
"Crazy! Over the Rainbow, I am crazy! ... BREAK DOWN [[BreakingTheFourthWall THE WALL]]!"
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is secretly a servant of the Norse Trickster God.]]
[[http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/8651/okiedokieloki.png Look!]]
* Even better: Loki shapeshifted into a mare and was impregnated by a stallion named "Svaðilfari". In this form, Loki gave birth to Sleipnir, the legendary eight-legged horse, said to be "the best of all horses". His name, roughly translated, is "the slippery one". Pinkie Pie can run as fast as Rainbow Dash can fly (maybe faster), which could be a reference to Sleipnir being the best/fastest horse. And she is also a "slippery one" due to being unbound by the fourth wall. Pinkie Pie is not only a servant of Loki, she is a direct descendant!
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is heavily inspired by PinkyAndTheBrain]]
Her behaviour is just as crazy as Pinky's, and her way of thinking is also quite similar. Considering the era in which the show's creators grew up, they're bound to have watched ''Animaniacs'' as kids, and when given a character name of Pinkie, the crazy lab mouse sprang to mind as a template from which to work. At least one viewer has noticed the similarities and edited together [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCpdDS3L2xs footage from the show with the Pinky And The Brain theme]]. It's somewhat spooky how well it works.
* Jossed: Lauren Foust has gone on record saying that the ponies' personalities are based on her [[{{Fanon}} play-time personalities]] of the dolls.
[[WMG: Pinkie's mane is a {{bag of holding}}]]
it only works when her hair is all curly. She keeps all the necessary party supplies in there. Except for the cake, which she usually eats anyway.
* Why didn't everything fall out when her hair went flat in "Party Of One" and briefly in "Best Night Ever"?
** Well she has no reason to pull out party supplies when she's in such a bad mood.
[[WMG: Pinkie was born a pegasus.]]
She can run as fast as Rainbow Dash can fly (extreme speed being associated with pegasi), and she has none of the strength and endurance of the series' earth ponies. She was one of the only earth ponies on the weather team in Winter Wrap-Up. Hell, she was originally designed as a pegasus.
Her parents are both earth ponies, but WordOfGod states that it would be possible for earth ponies to birth another species, and vice-versa. Pinkie's parents might have clipped her wings because they needed an extra hand around the rock farm, and pegasi are not well-suited for agriculture.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is the Ponyverse's version of [[TwoAndAHalfMen Rose]].]]
They are very similar characters. And they even share the habit of appearing randomly out of nothing.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie, aka. Pinkamena, is the reincarnation of [[GurrenLagann Kamina]].]]
A RealityWarper who cheers others on even though they think he's nuts, makes lots of friends, is incredibly determined, and broke out of a drab grey world through the fourth wall (er, ceiling) to do the impossible.
[[WMG: The entire story takes place in Pinkie pie's head]]
She's still on the rock farm, harvesting rocks. But in reality, her parents are much more stern ("Stop lollygagging, there's work to be done!", "You don't get to eat if you don't earn your keep", "Why can't you be more like your sisters?"), her sisters bully her mercilessly ("Hey loser, I think there's some pebbles over there you'd be strong enough to lift!), and pinkie pie isn't even her real name! She heard tales of five great heroes who vanquished the eternal night, but would never have a chance to meet them, so she began to make little fanfics for herself. In her mind she could escape to a world where she worked in a colorful bakery with two kind parent-like figures, host all the parties she wanted, and hang out with her idols. Her reality-warping is a side-effect, she's not the best storyteller and she often forgets her character is supposed to obey the laws of physics. "Party of One" occurred after a particularly savage verbal assault by both her sisters and her parents. Later, her mother apologized, so she changed the plot of the story since she was feeling better.
[[WMG: Gummy was Pinkie Pie's Birthday present a year ago]]
...But she found him a day early (She's a good snoop, after all). This would explain why Gummy's birthday is the day before hers.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie will get a song based on a Sweeney Todd Song]]
Why? Precident mostly. In season One, there were two songs based on Soundheim songs, ''Art of the Dress'' and ''At The Gala'', so having more Soudheim songs from other shows should be expected, including one of his [[SweeneyTodd more famous one]]. Should the production team be allowed to introduce more MagicalGirl tropes as it's suspected for Season Two, there eventually will be a time when [[DarkestHour things go horribly wrong]], leaving Pinkie Pie the last one able to fight, the others all captured or [[DisneyDeath some]] [[BodyHorror other]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar safe but]] [[FridgeLogic creepy fate]]. As the resultant despair goes completely against Pinkie's Element, Pinkie begins to [[SanitySlippage break as she did in Party Of One]], bringing back her SplitPersonality, Pinkamina Diane Pie, her [[{{Fanon}} dark, gloomy and utterly]] [[HeroicSociopath psychotic side]]. Pinkamina then goes into a little diddy of what she'll do [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTwNzUhnSYY&feature=fvst when she gets her friends back]]. Why would they go with this? Well, the staff has shown to pay a great deal of attention to the fans, and have influenced their characterizations before. Therefore, this would be the best way to incorporate a few elements (AKA: The Crazy Psycho, not the mass murder) of ''FanFic/{{Cupcakes}}'' into canon in a way that won't derail Pinkie, or traumatise the target audience (or the periphory for that matter).
[[WMG: Before the series ends, Pinkie Pie will lose Gummy in the stream that flows through Ponyville.]]
To find him, she gets the help of several ponies; they line up on the bank, and then drink (those that aren't thirsty still dangle their noses in the water). Gummy then does what alligators do naturally and comes to them (and latches onto the "winner's" nose).
* Alternately, somepony stops to drink, and "finds" him for her, and she trots up to thank the unfortunate "rescuer".
[[WMG: Pinkie is a "Forbidden Child."]]
[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=6165474&postcount=102 This post]] (and the subsequent ones) detail the reasons perfectly.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is just ''Pinkie Pie'', and all attempts at explaining ''how'' or ''why'' are doomed to failure.]]
* This is not WildMassGuessing, this is [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E15FeelingPinkieKeen canon]].
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is the way she is because of a traumatic childhood.]]
In the Cutie Mark Chronicles episode, she tells a story of a very traditional and strict household. Her story then takes an interesting turn where her stoic family join in her party and she explains that Equestria was established that way. The reason she says this is because the real ending of the story is too painful for her to reveal, so she automatically started telling a different story when it got to the repressed memory part.
What actually happened? She was disowned by her strict family and kicked out of the farm. She had no money and nowhere to go, but eventually she found her way to Ponyville, where they had the amazing Sugarcube Corner. She started hanging around the shop day after day, and the Cakes took a shine to her. They agreed to let her rent their loft, since she had nowhere to stay. But she didn't have a job. Or money. So they gave her a job as an apprentice. Sure they paid her mostly in sweets, but Pinkie always found ways to make ends meet. Probably as a party planner of sorts.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's parents were killed by parasprites.]]
How does Pinkie Pie immediately recognise a parasprite in "Swarm of the Century" and how did she know that they were attracted to that particular song? In the Cutie Mark Chronicles, the music that she played at her first party was the same that she used to lure the parasprites, which brought them to her parent's rock farm. There, they destroyed their ivelyhood as well as her parents (forcing her to move to ponyville), while her sisters fled elsewhere.
This is further supported by word of god that Mr. and Mrs. cake treat her 'like their daughter', even giving her a place to live and a job (unrealistically kind, even for ponies).
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration Q]] ]]
Think about it. How else could she teleport around and manifest things out of nowhere like she does?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie knows and taught the others the [[HarryPotter Ridikulus]] spell during the pilot.]]
As Professor Lupin mentions, the key to the spell is laughter; turning your fears into something so ridiculous it's no longer scary. What could possibly help distract from your fears more than a random song-and-dance? Now consider what element Pinkie Pie represents.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is Poor.]]
According to Faust, she works for the people she rents a room from, and is partially paid in cupcakes, ad this arrangement is mostly because her employers see her as family. Her room is comparatively bare. one, albeit nice, bed, a mostly empty wardrobe, some simple furniture, a table with chairs that is likely borrowed from the bakery, and not a whole lot else. She works the equivalent of a part time job mostly to keep a roof over her head.
This is not, however, a bad thing. She is perfectly happy with her life. She doesn't care that she doesn't have much, as she's perfectly happy with what little she actually has, which might explain how she manages to be so happy all the time. She is not hung up on physical possessions and being "better" than anypony else, at peace with what she is. This might explain how she can afford the balloons and the helibike in griffon the brushoff, She tends not to spend her money, so she tends to have a decent bit saved up that she never actually spends, except for big parties or similar purposes.
It could be very possible that she spend a period of time homeless, and the cakes took her in when they found out.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie Is [[MSPaintAdventures Lord English]] ]]
We know she has OffScreenTeleportation , a confirmed abilty of the First Guardians, probably one of English's as well. She's not quite sane and really what sort of OmnicidalManiac Is. Lastly, she may have utilized time travel to create equestria to her liking after being inspired by the sonic rainboom, just to ensure she'd see it in the first place.
She is also, clearly, already on the show.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie was an alcoholic]]
this is more my personal fandom then a wild guess.
[[WMG:Pinkie Pie's grandmother is Surprise]]
If she exists and its not just Pinkie being an UnreliableNarrator. She sounds suspiciously like Surprise.
* There's at least one fanfic that goes with this idea. Pinkie's mom does have a white-ish coat like Surprise. It could still work possibly (surly she visited her grandparents or vice versa when she were little). Pinkie being 1/4 Pegasus might also explain how she can keep up with Rainbow Dash. Maybe.
[[WMG:Pinkie Pie's mane straightens when she is not happy with her life in general]]
Think about it. When she lives on the rock farm, she is not happy and has no real hope of it getting better anytime soon until she sees the Sonic Rainboom, which is when her mane curls up for the first time. When she thinks she lost her friends, her mane straightens again (and she goes insane from the horrible loss).
Any other time she's not exactly happy it's for temporary, not life shattering reasons; she never gives up hope or anything. She is still happy with her life in general, and that's why her mane stays the poofy, curly mess that we all know and love.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is actually a ''horrible'' cook.]]
The only time we've actually seen her cook anything were the "Baked-bads" with Applejack and the "Cupcakes" with Applebloom. Otherwise, she's just eating or serving the food. Since Pinkie Pie didn't catch the obvious mistakes happening in both instances, it seems her instincts with cooking are a little off. She's also not terribly picky about what she eats, since she could tolerate Appleblooms "cupcakes" while the chef herself could not. Pinkie Pie is probably more the manager of the party venue side of Sugarcube Corner, since Twilight seems to have deemed the library off-limits to parties. The Cake couple have probably prepared all of the food she's served untol now.
* She may be the janitor.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[{{Warhammer40000}} tactical genius]].]]
Though she can't hide Baneblades and Titans behind lampposts, she can move incredibly fast between her hiding spots. " So there Rainbowdash was, she'd just flown across Ponyville as fast as possible, and hid from Pinkie in the bell of the school. Just as Rainbowdash was catching her breath, she realized that the bell clapper is pinkie pie! How the hell did she do that? Just a second ago she was on the other side of Ponyville in a barrel, she would have to have been some kind of tactical geni-PINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
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[[folder: Royalty Guesses]]
[[WMG: The Princesses are not actually sisters by blood]]
Rather, they're "sisters" in the sense of being female members of a formal group. Ages ago, there was a method by which normal ponies could magically become alicorns, and all alicorns were members of a mystical/religious/political group which ruled over Equestria and who took responsibility for the heavens. However, internal conflicts caused trouble and disaster, and eventually the group was whittled down until only two remained... and then, of course, one.
* Supported by the Princesses looking nothing at all like each other except for body type (which, judging from the sign outside the beauty parlor, may just be the visual "shorthand" for pony beauty, similar to the "handsome" colt bodytype in the Gala episode). Most other instances of blood relation in the pony universe have shown ponies with similar colour palettes.
** Not so much. [[CaptainObvious Pinkie Pie is pink]], while her parents were gray and orange. Twilight's color is darker then either of her parents'. There seems to be some random factor to how coloring is inherited. At the very least, the princesses could also have black and white parents.
[[WMG: Celestia is a BitchInSheepsClothing]]
She invited the ponies to the Gala with the intention of humiliating themselves for her own amusement.
* She used the Elements of Harmony to banish her sister to the moon, when she could have used them to heal her, like Twilight did.
** She said outright that she didn't know what she was doing. This troper is under the impression that the power of the Elements can only be successfully wielded by six individuals with a strong connection to their traits - even a god can't harness their power alone.
* She allowed the people to believe she is the princess by divine right, when Ponyville had been previously ruled by humans (i.e. Megan's ancestors, Scorpan).
** Megan isn't even from the same universe as the ponies.
*** While I am not sure if it was made cannon, it was originally intended for to Megan be the decesendant of Pony World's former rulers. Whether or not it was, Megan herself was more or less the ruler of the Ponies.
** [[FridgeHorror Whatever happened to Megan]]?
*** On a related note, the only types of ponies in her kingdom are the ones that somewhat resemble her (the Earth ponies, the pegusi, and unicorns). What the hell happened to the Flutter ponies or the Sea ponies? [[CompleteMonster Celestia must be a fan of ethnic cleansing...]]
**** The Flutter Ponies were isolationists, they're probably living happily of Flutter Valley.
***** True, but Twilight once said that only unicorns are capable of magic, despite the Flutter ponies having powers. This could mean Flutter ponies don't exist, or that they were simply horribly massacred by Celestia.
****** From what I recall the Flutter Ponies always used their powers to counter other beings magic. In other words they didn't have magical powers, but [[AntiMagic anti-magical powers.]]
******* Which makes them all the more likely to be destroyed by Celestia.
* Finally, even inviting Twilight to live in Equestria was a gambit. Ever since Twilight arrived [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSJ1EMJ9oe8 Pinkie]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NtSbzESOXE Fluttershy]] have gone bat-shit insane, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPPqdbcVwM Rarity]] has gotten more whiny, Applejack has become [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wzSjhPkLSM less honest]], and Rainbow Dash has become less [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT_Jk744L2s loyal]], and a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSrBbsSu4XI lesbian for some reason]]. Now, they are losing the control over their elements, and Celestia has no reason to fear the elements being used on her.
* It gets worse. I am sure Celestia is also the reason [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQeAHclRK7A "Everypony Loves Derpy"]] was canned after two episodes. That jealous bitch wants to make sure she is the most loved creature in all of Equestria!
[[WMG: Princess Celestia and [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Lady Rainicorn]] are distantly related.]]
Both have royal titles, both seem to be made of rainbows to some extent. Maybe they're distant cousins. Another possible theory is Lady Rainicorn is Celestia's great-great-great etc. grand-daughter. The time-span is so long that Rainicorn's kind have lost their wings, but can still "fly" by manipulating light. Yeah, I don't have a whole lot of evidence behind this theory.
* Alternatively, Equestria is in the Crystal Dimension.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia can no longer use the Elements of Harmony]]
Princess Celestia has been the sole ruler of Equestria for 1000 years. She is a semi-divine being at least with both pegasus wings and a unicorn horn. She has subjects, worshipers and a few students but no actual friends. As such she can no longer activate the Elements of Harmony. She gets Twilight Sparkle to send her what she has learned each episode because she can't even remember what friendship is like anymore.
* It's probably more the fact that the other ponies who wielded the Elements of Harmony with her died of old age nearly a millennium ago. You probably can't get another shot at it with ReplacementGoldfish friends.
* Makes sense. Given that it seems normal ponies age, she probably [[WhoWantsToLiveForever can't sustain true friendship]] with [[MayflyDecemberRomance people she knows she will have to watch grow old and die]]. Even if she can, it's likely the emotional trauma of having to banish and imprison her own sister, or the mystic symbolism of the act itself - let's face it: regardless of how good your reasons are, banishing and imprisoning your own sister is one of the harshest, coldest things you could do - has robbed her of either the required magical ability, personal fortitude or both.
* Really, I think it was because she used them for the wrong purpose. The Elements of Harmony are meant to help two ponies understand each other and get feelings of friendship through. When that didn't work, Celestia drained their energy to give her the power to seal Nightmare Moon into the moon. However, since they were used incorrectly, they became powerless until the SecretTestOfCharacter at the Everfree forest brought forth ponies who represented the elements to properly recharge them. Now used for their proper purpose, they have regained their potency.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia used to be Princess Daymare]]
Before Nightmare turned crazy, while she still ruled the nighttime alone, her sister Daymare ruled the day.
After Nightmare was sealed in the moon, Daymare changed her name to fit with her new responsibility towards the entire celestial sphere, instead of just the daytime.
* Since her sister is named Princess Luna, and only took the name Nightmare Moon after her FaceHeelTurn, Celestia was probably named Princess Sol-something (since just Princess Sol would sound silly).
** Princess Solara?
** Soleil?
** [[SonicTheHedgehog2006 Soleanna]]? Oh god no...
** But "Celestia" is already a reference to the sun. Hell, it's one letter away from simply meaning "Of the sun."
*** As mentioned below, Celestia comes from the Latin word "caelestis", which is an adjective that means "heavenly" or "of the sky" (Sky/Heaven = caelum in Latin); it's very commonly used of Graeco-Roman divinities for obvious reasons. So Celestia's name is very appropriate given her realm of influence, benevolence, beauty and semi-divinity.
** Since the cartoon already used Spanish words, I'm guessing Celestia's original name was "[=MareSol=]".
*** Luna is not necessarily Spanish; it comes from Latin, actually, and probably Celestia's is also inspired on such language (it's not Spanish, that's a given: "celeste" is "sky blue (color)", and "celestial" is "heavenly; from the sky", neither is ''sun'')
*** I was talking about the "Cute-ceañera"
** How about "Princess Helia?"
** Maybe, being the elder sister, Celestia was always intended to be ruler of the entire night sky, aka the celestial sphere. When Luna came along (unexpectedly?) she was made ruler of the night sky, but Celestia kept the name.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia is grooming Twilight Sparkle as her replacement.]]
And, by proxy, will turn her into a flying unicorn much like herself when she proves worthy.
* Similar idea? I think the clue is in her name: Twilight is the phase in between day and night. Twilight Sparkle is intended to serve as a bridge between day and night - between Celestia and Luna.
[[WMG: Celestia plans to turn Twilight Sparkle into another winged unicorn.]]
By deliberately invoking PowerGivesYouWings. This ties into the series being MerchandiseDriven; if it sticks, fans would want/feel they have to buy a new, winged Twilight Sparkle to match the one on the show. Also, this could also provide a bit of BodyHorror for Twilight and require an adjustment period, with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy helping her learn how to fly and fearing being socially outcast based on her strange new appearance. (This being [[SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism Ponyville]], such fears would be largely unfounded.)
* That would leave us with three winged unicorns - one in charge of the day, one in charge of the night, and Twilight in charge of the time between.
** Or maybe ''stars?'' --OhShit, what does that mean for the stars that freed NMM?
* One of the animators of the show [[http://princesschuchi.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Twilight-Sparkle-188140855 has her own take.]]
** Well, her name is ''Twilight'' Sparkle. Some significance maybe?
*** Magical daughter of Luna and Celestia? (Twilight is halfway between Day and Night after all)
* Now please imagine an immortal Twilight Sparkle talking to a fully grown Spike. Isn't it both heartwarming... and terrifying?
[[WMG: The Summer Sun Celebration is Luna's birthday]]
Longest night of the year were everyone stays up, and the main reason Luna went evil-ish was everyone sleeping through the night.
* Longest DAY of the year, and it's called the summer sun festival, definitely a festival in honor of God-queen Celestia. Luna's main festival is probably Christmas, the actual longest night of the year. Some winter holidays definitely happen, and are quote "Awesome holidays".
** Why would you have your birthday party on the day of the year you have the most work to do?
** [[DidNotDoTheResearch Christmas is December 25th, the longest night of the year is December 21st.]]
*** Let's just assume that the ponies, which are presumably [[CrystalDragonJesus not Christian]], run some sort of solstice celebration on the appropriate day. And it is apparently awesome.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia wanted Nightmare Moon to escape]]
She's the one who stopped Twilight Sparkle from trying to prevent it, after all. If she was really the heartless tyrant some people seem to think she is, she'd have wanted to make sure her sister stayed locked up, not [[EasilyForgiven welcomed her back.]] My guess is that she sealed Luna away because without the sixth Element of Harmony, that's all she ''could'' do. After a thousand years of guilt and loneliness, she just wanted her sister back.
* Luna may ''have been'' the missing Element of Harmony. So, if Nightmare Moon really was controled by a seperate evil force, by taking Luna it rendered Celestia helpless to free her sister.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon didn't ''escape'' at all.]]
Nightmare Moon had an awfully ''orderly'' escape. The stars converged exactly on schedule, at a preordained date and time, and in perfect symmetry, just as the prophecy foretold, and even foreillustrated. Now, what's a simpler explanation, that somepony had a precisely accurate psychic vision that rogue stars, acting of their own agency and for no apparent reason, would assist in the escape of a, ahem, lunatic, or that ''the pony who cast the spell'' just wrote down how it would end?
Celestia, who loved her sister dearly, would not imprison her forever. She cast the spell to seal Luna in the moon, and in doing so ordained the date, time, and mechanism of her release. Knowing Luna would not listen to her, she made plans to train a protégé who could wield the Elements of Harmony and knock some sense into her wayward sister, and wrote the books of "prophecy" to facilitate that end. In essence, 1000 years wasn't a prophecy -- it was simply Nightmare Moon's sentence.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is a fusion of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.]]
This assumes that the tale (''Mare in the Moon'') was wrong to begin with, meaning that Luna doesn't become Nightmare Moon, and it was just a tale told by the winner of the fight. And the fight went like this: Princess Celestia was truly angry at Luna for something she did or tried to do, banishing her to/into the moon as punishment, possibly in a time Celestia was far less mature and understanding, and only had her power in her favor to prove herself right. Further proof is that Luna seemed to fear her, and was ''very'' sorry afterward; Celestia must have been a ''monster'' when mad, but Luna truly loves her big sister.
And as for how is Nightmare Moon a fusion of the sisters, it's all in Celestia's disappearance and reappearance times: she disappears after being a confirmed appearance at Ponyville for the celebration and right under their eyes, and reappears after the burst of rainbow and light caused by the elements, freeing the sun. Also, it's awfully convenient that Nightmare Moon put Twilight Sparkle and friends under the precise circumstances to produce the Elements of Harmony later on...
* While that does address Celestia's disappearance and the tests, it should be noted that Nightmare Moon, iirc, mentions "her sister," rather than just "Celestia."
** Maybe Nightmare Moon is a fusion of Celestia and Luna with Luna's personality being dominant. If Celestia's personality dominates, we get a completely different being: A merciless sun threatening to turn everything into desert. So essentially, when they both fuse, they don't produce a mix of both characters, but one is always dominant and it's aspect is amplified to it's extreme while the other is suppressed.
** Celestia's appearance changed when she started ruling over both night and day. With Celestia banished, Nightmare Moon is ruling over both day and night. Perhaps Celestia, with her power stolen, looks more like Princess Luna does now? We've only seen them when they were each ruling only their own domain except in the stylized intro to the first episode.
[[WMG: Celestia rules Equestria with an iron hoof.]]
Through careful application of her own skilled magic, which lets her manipulate the earth and heavens, she has created a rather dystopian monarchy. Under Celestia's rule, a caste system has formed; a matriarchal hierarchy has been put into place, where the magical unicorns outrank the flying pegasi, and everybody is above the average, non-magical ponies. Celestia herself is above everything: A goddess incarnate, she appears as a winged unicorn, a completely unique creature beyond the powers of nearly everything around her, save for the Elements of Harmony, a strange magic beyond her control. In this story, Celestia has groomed Twilight, a talented young bookworm, as her "student," and discreetly tasked her with analysis of the power of friendship magic, something Celestia has never controlled. At the end of every episode, a loyal, naive Twilight writes to Celestia with her findings on the magic of friendship. (It should be noted that this troper is not a follower of the older series; if this is a restatement of some other canon description of the caste system and power-hungry princess, please leave a comment.)
* The escape of Nightmare Moon was just an elaborate ploy - she either never existed to begin with, or if Celestia was benign back then and the story is actually true, is still imprisoned on the Moon. Celestia wanted to exploit the Elements of Harmony, but genuine friendship was required to power them up from their inert state, something which she either never understood or has forsaken long ago. So she faked the escape of Nightmare Moon, and put the ponies through a series of carefully planned obstacles to bring out their respective elements. When the ponies defeated the illusionary Nightmare Moon, she took the Elements with her for "safekeeping". She keeps putting up a good face for the cast because their friendship might be needed again should the Elements go inert, and so they aren't used against her before she figures out how to seize their power.
* All the other ponies think that the legend of Luna was just a myth. This means that Celestia has been lying about what happened for 1000 years, denying that her sister ever really existed or that she was ever not in complete control of the heavens. Twilight only finds out about this by poking around in the royal library, after which she is tricked into exiling herself. The entire pony society is designed as a "Brave New World" structure where nature is artificial and everypony is kept busy, preventing political unrest. The one place we know of that is outside of her control is called 'Everfree' Forest for goodness sakes!
[[WMG: In the pilot, Princess Celestia wrote her letter to Twilight in advance.]]
She responded very quickly, and the response is a little vague, never mentioning Nightmare Moon at all.
* In the next episode after the pilot, Ticket Master, one of the ponies actually says "that was fast!" when Princess Celestia immediately responded to Twilight's mail with a letter containing extra tickets.
** In Ticket Master, it's rather obvious that Celestia deliberately sent only two tickets as a test for Twilight.
[[WMG: Twilight is Celestia's daughter... kind of.]]
Long before the rebellion of princess Luna, and possibly before Celestia became so powerful, Celestia had a daughter who was killed in some sort of magic related accident. A dragon attempted to save her, but received mortal wounds in the process. When Celestia finally reached the two, they were already doomed. In a stunning display of arcane magic, Celestia cast their souls to be reincarnated some day. The spell could only guarantee reincarnation in some way. the time until the reincarnation, the location, and the heritage were all uncontrollable, though because she set both the dragon and her daughter to be reincarnated in the same spell, the two were bound by destiny in their next life. Fast forward at least a thousand years, and Twilight turns up in an orphanage, And a dragon egg turns up at the royal palace in Canterlot. Spike, as a dragon with strange properties, remembers his past life and retains most of his knowledge, including the events of his and his destiny to guard Twilight, making him surprisingly intelligent for an infant dragon. Twilight is taken under the guardianship of Celestia in private, where either directly as an adoptive mother or indirectly as a teacher and mentor, she is raised by Celestia.
* Taken directly from a fanfic.
** Well, the whole "Twlight is an orphan" part's been {{Jossed}} now. Doesn't leave out the reincarnation part, though.
*** Her parents might have been committed to a mental health hospital after the entrance exam, which could technically make her an orphan.
**** It still doesn't rule out the possibility Twilight being descended from Celestia somehow (or perhaps being the descendant of the original wielders of the Elements of Harmony).
* ...Link please?
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is Princess Celestia's avatar]]
Because the Princess can't use the Elements of Harmony anymore she imbued a newborn filly with some of her essence in time for Nightmare Moon's release.
* What her friends are depends on whether Celestia had help the first time.
** If she did have help they're reincarnations of Celestia's group of friends.
** If not, they are also her avatars. She split her essence into portions corresponding to the six Elements. This also explains how they all got their cutie marks on the same day, triggered by the same event.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is Derpy.]]
Luna is just a fall pony tricked into believing she did the deed. Ever notice how Derpy seems to show up everywhere? That's because she's watching, looking for weaknesses in the Elements of Harmony and preparing her next master plan.
* That's why she dropped all that stuff at Twilight at one point in "Feeling Pinkie Keen". She wanted to destroy the sixth element.
** If not Nightmare moon herself, definately, a henchman... hench pony.
[[WMG: Luna is currently working to try and improve her image.]]
Fans have speculated that Luna is busy taking her duties of controlling the night again. Now, there's no reason for her not too, but assuming that works the same as Celestia's magic, she should be able to go with her during princess duties. (Like say, she should have been there during "Swarm of the Century" and "Sonic Rainboom.") This is because Luna understands that she's spent a thousand years as one of Equestria's boogeyponies, and even a pardon from Celestia won't change that opinion overnight. (And even if it did, Luna would probably want to redeem herself anyway, assuming that she's TheAtoner.) Luna is currently traveling Equestria, doing as many good deeds as she can. She may or may not be using her Nightmare Moon form for this, mostly because Nightmare Moon would make a good [[{{Batman}} Batpony.]]
[[WMG: Princess Celestia is actually Amaterasu in a horse incarnation]]
Princess C controls the sun, and her servants directly manipulate the plants, weather, animals, and seasons. In {{Okami}}, Amaterasu was shown to be able to do most if not all these things. They are also both female, white with physical characteristic unlike regular versions of their species, and act as rulers, either as goddess or princess. They even look kind of alike, if you replace Amaterasu's fire with a rainbow, as seen here [[http://angrybeegaming.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/okami-the-movie-20070112041935217.jpg]] and here [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101202132554/mylittleponyhub/images/4/4d/PrincessCelestia.png]]
* Horses are also sacred to Amaterasu. I mean the real mythological one, not the video game one.
* There is also Kazegami, the god of wind, who is a part of game!Amaterasu and is a horse.
* [[http://vertrev.deviantart.com/art/Amaterasu-Pony-SCANNED-203230214?q=gallery%3Avertrev%2F29240005&qo=7]] i think she incanated by her own
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon and Princess Luna are not the same pony.]]
'Nightmare Moon' is actually a sort of magical symbiote that manipulated Princess Luna's jealousy and resentment to control her. She was the blue mist that was impeding the groups journey through the Everfree Forest, and she feeds off of negative emotion, which is why she wanted it to be eternally night - so she could feed off of Equestria's fear. She's not as powerful on her own, though, which is why she had to take control of other things, or create illusions, instead of just outright stopping the ponies. As for why she didn't use princess Luna's magic, She could still control Luna when they were first released and the resentment for locking her away was still strong, but after 1,000 years alone Princess Luna missed her sister too much for Nightmare Moon to control her, until the ponies got close and Luna was afraid of being trapped again.
* Aw, man, you stole my idea! I'm writing a fic about this. I propose that the Nightmare entity could only magnify Luna's natural bitterness and resentment, and isn't actually intelligent; Luna was the one turning into blue mist, but Nightmare was the one causing her to berserk. I believe the black armor laying around Luna after the rainbow attack was the Nightmare entity's physical form -- it was evaporating into blue mist. It may not be dead...
** Expanding on this, who have we met who has natural power with magic, is feeling jealous and resentful towards a member of the main cast, would leap at the chance for more power, and is something of an [[EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Darkpony]]? I'm guessing sometime in the future we'll see the rise of The Great and Powerful Nightmare Trixie.
** Assuming that the Nightmare entity is sort of like the [[SpiderMan Venom Symbiote,]] then wouldn't it gravitate towards Twilight as a host? Raw magical talent, with two dozen spells at her disposal, and she's being buttered up by Celestia for some reason. Draw a couple parallels, pull a couple threads, and I'm sure you can find a story...
*** Well, at the time, Celestia was closing in. It was defeated and weakened by the Elements of Harmony. Had it attempted to take over Twilight, it likely would have been destroyed by Celestia when she came. Alternatively, it could only be able to effect certain ponies like Luna due to her bitterness.
* This idea makes way too much sense. It helps explain the EasilyForgiven aspect of Celestia's reaction. It also fits right in with the Magical Girl genre that the pilot seemed to be evoking.
* Apparently [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1919056941 confirmed]] by {{WordOfGod}}
** And Luna spent a thousand years on the moon trapped inside that...''creature'', for what it did while controlling her. [[AccidentalNightmareFuel Nightmare]] fuel indeed. And that's not even a pun; I can't think of anything more horrible.
* I'm going to take this guess one step further: The evil force that turned Princess Luna into Nightmare Moon is none other than... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CnOysetlQw THE SMOOZE]].
* It has to be said. The entity that possessed Luna was of course [[HPLovecraft Nyarlathotep]]
[[WMG: Celestria and Luna are not responsible for raising the Sun and Moon....]]
....they are instead responsible for rotating the planet; assuming the sun is still 1.3 million times the size of the planet, it's a less impressive feat than actually moving the sun, but still godlike. This is the ONLY power ANY of the ponies have that are far reaching outside of Equesteria if the previous WMGs above are correct, with Celestria being forced to do double duty after Luna was imprisoned during her FaceHeelTurn.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are refered to as Princesses because they actually are Princesses.]]
It's not just because girl focused cartoons generally have princesses instead of queens, it's because these two {{physical God}}s, while ruling the kingdom, are still relatively lower ranking members of the local pantheon. The king and queen (or kings or queens) are either their parents or grandparents depending on how old they are and how high up they are on the Pantheon's food chain, are the creator gods, and, as this is a Hasbro property, may be this universe's manifestation of Primus and Unicron.
* So the Creator Ponies are this universe's incarnation of the [[CainAndAbel two eternally fighting brother entities]]. [[FridgeLogic Wait...]] So Mom and Dad [[BelligerentSexualTension fight a lot]] before [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar going to their room]] [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean to "rest" for a few hours]]?
* It seems that with the mythology theme pervading the series the creator gods are probably equine versions of [[GreekMythology Gaia and Oranos]].
* Then again, there could be a much more mundane reason for the titles; after all, a princess generally has to marry a prince in order to be considered a queen. Since Celestia and Luna both appear single, it makes sense that they'd retain their current titles (makes one wonder exactly what marrying one of them would entail, though, assuming it's even ''possible''...).
* Or it could be a buffer from Celestia to maintain her humbleness. While she is a God and quite likely the mightiest being in the Verse (probably second to old Luna [she ''did'' need the elements of Harmony to defeat her]), she realized that even a God can become drunk with power and adoration or the lack of it. So she declared herself a princess, ''a power to be'' instead of a Queen/Empress, who already has absolute power and created the entire Monarchy to divide ruling and responsibility and to mantain a tight check in her ever since.
[[WMG: Celestia is properly Princeps, not Princess]]
Equestria has overtones of rome, at least the royal palace does. Celestia rules not because of her birthright, but because she is the first among equals. She's called a princess in the show because kids wouldn't know what a princeps is.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia plans on turning Twilight Sparkle into a Pegasus Unicorn by taking over her body]]
The reason why the Princess has lived so long is that she takes over her student's body once every thousand years. The whole Nightmare Moon story is a setup to find a proper vessel and the Elements of Harmony is the final test of the worthiness of that vessel. Luna is in on because being sealed up in the moon means she doesn't have to parasitically take over another pony's body.
* Why does this remind me of DragonAgeOrigins? =)
* Perhaps Luna is so young because she did the same before she was sealed in the moon, and shortly after Celestia takes Twilight's body, she would be sealed in the sun. The seal wasn't actually a punishment, but rather a cosmic arrangement - right after the Princess takes a body, they are heroically sealed away by their sibling for a long time so all the subjects will forget. Nightmare Moon was just a temporary form of PowerIncontinence after being sealed for so long.
[[WMG: Night Mare Moon's one thousand year imprisonment on the moon was a Karmic punishment.]]
When she first revealed her plans to make the night last forever, she said, "The moon is the only thing you'll see for a thousand years!"
[[WMG: Princess Celestia went through a tyrannical phase, but [[CharacterDevelopment grew out of it]].]]
She's had over a thousand years to grow and change. The trauma of having to fight her own sister and ultimately sealing her away, meaning she ''also'' had to shoulder responsibility for manipulating the moon on top of the sun, ''reallllly'' didn't help. On top of that, if she had friends fighting alongside her to help wield the other Elements of Harmony, she had to [[WhoWantsToLiveForever watch them grow old and die]] while she kept on living, continuing her duties with no end in sight. So she found ways to... '''cope'''. Some healthier than others.
However, she eventually [[HeelRealization realized she had become]] [[NotSoDifferent distressingly similar to]] Nightmare Moon. Despite presenting a pretty and idealistic image to her subjects, inwardly she had grown cold and detached, viewing them as mere ''subjects'' where once she would have counted some of them as ''friends''. She also came to understand the sort of bitter loneliness and frustration that led to her sister's betrayal in the first place. Gradually, Celestia grew from [[TheWomanWearingTheQueenlyMask wearing the queenly mask]] into an honestly benevolent ruler. With Luna's return, she hopes to reconnect with her as well and hopefully keep her from falling back into the same pitfalls and temptations.
[[WMG: The way everyone acted toward Celestia in "A Bird in the Hoof" is a veiled parody of [[CreatorWorship how the fandom acts towards Lauren Faust]].]]
With perhaps some parody of "Celestia is a tyrant" WMG's thrown in.
[[WMG: Luna acquired her Nightmare Moon form and powers through a FaustianBargain with a villain that will play a large role in season 2.]]
[[WMG: Princess Celestia has a [[{{Dune}} Bene Gesserit]] style breeding program that produced Twilight Sparkle]]
She bred her and Luna's bloodlines over the past millennium to produce a pony that could defeat Nightmare and/or become her successor. Twilight's friends could have been bred as well, probably descendants of Celestia's mortal friends.
* Did she really do this just to defeat Nightmare? Or is there some even greater threat yet to come? That said, I like this theory. It opens up some very interesting possibilities for Crossover Fanfiction. I for one like to consider a combination of this guess with my guessing above that Equestria is a plane of [[MagicTheGathering Dominia]].
** ''Just'' to defeat Nightmare? Keep in mind that not only is Princess Luna her sister, without her Celestia has to control night and day and be on duty all the time. Even an evil Princess Celestia would view finally having some ''time off'' after a thousand years as a very high priority.
*** Maybe she's supposed to be the pony Kwisatz Haderach too?
[[WMG: Celestia is slowly overtaking Twilight]]
Remember the line from the opening: I have always wondered what friendship could be. This does not describe twilight, because as we saw in the pilot, she was quite dismissive of the concept. But it's still said with her voice, so how could this be? Easy; Celestia is supplanting Twilight, so she can properly understand friendship.
* Wait, so Celestia is possessing Twilight?
[[WMG: Luna won't be at the Grand Galloping Gala because she'll be busy working.]]
The Gala is on the 21st of an unmentioned month. The 21st of December is the longest night of the year. The episode that takes place during the Gala is titled "The Best '''''Night''''' Ever" (emphasis mine). Coincidence? Perhaps not.
* Well if Luna's job involves more than just raising the moon, than she may have been busy that (and every other) night. But judging by the lack of snow, I don't think it was December 21st.
[[WMG: When she had the Elements of Harmony, Celestia's element was Laughter.]]
Besides 'Trollestia,' there's the fact she does laugh a lot, the way she makes fun of her subjects being overly adoring and attentive with the tea, the fact her pet/friend Philemena is such a troll... However, a thousand years without her sister for company [[WhoWantsToLiveForever after her friends died]], the strain of looking after a kingdom 24/7 instead of half the time and having to control both day and night have worn on her. Now that her sister is back and Twilight Sparkle's adventures seem to be making her feel young again, she will start acting more like Pinkie Pie as she returns to her old self.
* It's possible that Luna was one of the wielders of the Elements along with Celestia. If so, her element was Generosity: the feeling that her gift was rejected was what left her open to Nightmare Moon.
** If Luna was a carrier of one of the elements of harmony, then how was it possible for the elements to be used? Because Luna's elements was Loyalty, and in the end, Luna was able to break through Nightmare Moon just long enough to use the elements of harmony against herself, preferring to banish herself than betray Equestria.
** This is interesting. I had assumed that Celestia's element was Magic. But this is indeed not as self-evident as it may seem.
*** I'd bet Celestia's element was Magic, specially since Magic = Friendship here, and it's clear Celestia values that a lot considering how much she wants Twilight to learn about it. As for Laughter, couldn't Philemena be the holder of it? Also, I'd agree that Nightmare Moon's element might have been Loyalty.
* Another alternative: Maybe Celestia combines ''all'' elements, but that wasn't always the case. Think of it: It is true that she embodies Laughter, but she also embodies Loyalty, Honesty, Kindness and Generosity. Maybe if someone who is a Wielder of an Element dies, his or her personality doesn't just vanish, but somehow "merges" with the personalities of her friends. In the end, when only one body remains, we have the "souls" of all wielders united as one person, in one body, who then ascends to the semi-Godhood of a Pegasus Unicorn form. This would also prevent the UnfortunateImplications of WhoWantsToLiveForever and of Celestia having outlived all her friends: she hasn't, they're always present within her, as a part of her. Also, one might consider the possibility that Celestia and her friends never had the sixth element. It was hidden as a spark within Twilight after all. So, in her, the personalities of only five wielders are united. If this happens to the wielders of all six elements, the result will be a ''literal'' Goddess. (Or something like that.)
** Or perhaps she ''does'' embody all six and is attempting to create another goddess, as in the Mane cast are being set up so they'll merge.
** Has anyone written a fanfic like that? Because I'm getting the urge to write a DeathFic with a "happy" ending for [[FanFic/BitterSweet some reason]].
** There's a pair of stories where an Evil!Twilight, at Evil!Celestia's urging, attempts to kill off all the other bearers so she can take over their elements, but I've never seen one that took a "happy" spin on the concept.
** Funny, I always got the idea that Celestia could use all the Elements of Harmony singlehandely, if not with the same might, thanks to be a god. And that's why she could only seal Nightmare Moon in to the moon instead of completely reforming her sister.
[[WMG: The sun was not Celestia's original cutie mark.]]
When the mane six get their magical jewelry during the Elements of Harmony sequence, the gems match their cutie marks. This may mean that Celestia's original cutie mark, before some NoodleIncident we'll never see, was that purple diamond set into her armor/harness and crown.
* The founders of Equestria must have had the ability to change their cutie marks at will, using them as a quick way to show what their jobs or interests were without having to say anything. Centuries of genetic drift stunted the ability to the point where the latest generations can't control it at all and have never heard of anyone who could.
** In addition to that, Celestia might not be her original name. Considering Luna=Moon, wouldn't something like Solaris make more sense? She could have took the name Celestia after taking over her sister's responsibilities to reflect her new position as in charge of the two celestial bodies.
[[WMG: Spark-per-spark, Luna is more powerful a magic user than Celestia.]]
When Luna, as Night Mare Moon, enacted her rebellion, her magic was strong enough to block Celestia from rising the sun. Luna herself was so powerful, Celestia had to resort to an external source, the elements of harmony, just to be able to contain her. This, of course, assuming Night Mare Moon was a fabrication of her own magic, and not an external source as well.
* Possibly correct. Magic would seem to fit the lunar portfolio better than the solar one. On the other hoof, maybe it's just easier to hold everything still than to force the Sun to rise.
** Even if it was easier to hold the celestial position, it still took effort to do so under contest from another force. So since Celestia at her 100% full undivided power was not enough on its own to even subdue a distracted Luna, the point still stands.
** Alternately, Luna was able to block Celestia's magic not because of raw power, but because of [[ElementalRockPaperScissors metaphysical Rock-Paper-Scissors]]: the moon has the ability to block the sun, while the sun can only make the moon shine brighter.
** Alternately, it could be a simply case of WeakButSkilled. While Celestia is stronger than Luna, she had not only far more control with her power and knew thousand of different battle spells (like a proto battle wizard), but thanks to the inherent "propieties" of the Moon with the Planet, she could alter far more direct and profound Equestria that Celestia ever could.
[[WMG: Celestia doesn't want to be a Princess]]
"Bird in the Hoof" seemed to be invoking a bit of StopWorshippingMe. Maybe she just happened to be an immortal unicorn-pegasus who could control the sun and unintentionally attracted a throng of worshippers who insisted she rule them (and she chose the title "Princess" because she didn't like "God-Empress").
* Which could tie into the ones suggesting that she's grooming Twilight to be her successor.
* It also means Luna had little reason to be jealous.
** She was jealous of the attention the day gets, not of Celestia herself.
* She doesn't seem to stand on protocol very heavily, does she? That said, she did have guards on the door, and doesn't do much to discourage formalities in other situations. More likely, the brunch was intended to be a relaxed event where Celestia could meet and get to know her star student's friends and acquaintences. Why else would she be in Ponyville in the first place?
** Well, the brunch may have been an apology for having to cancel her appearance due to the parasprite invasion in Phillydelphia.
** She pretty much arranged for Twilight's friends to trash the stuffy Grand Galloping Gala.
** She could be simply just tired of it. Maybe after a thousand years of the same genuflection and adoration, not to mention whatever adoration she had before, it had gone tedious and boring to the point of insanity. And she had found in Twlights and her friends scapegoats, from her letters where she lives vicariously to the fac that since they are the Elemental wearers, allow her a lot of political protection and support; hence why they could destroy the Grand Galloping Gala without repercussion.
[[WMG: Celestia invented the Sonic Rainboom.]]
Only two Ponies have rainbow coloured hair and Dash said the move was a legend before she proved it could be done. Given Celestia's age (and the apparent inability of ponies to record history) it is possible that she came up with the move when she was young and impulsive but stopped using it, perhaps due to the trauma of her sister going nuts, causing it to fall into myth.
* Celestia's version probably wasn't as impressive as Dash's version would be, since Celestia's hair only has four colors while Dash's has the full six.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon's evil isn't gone or destroyed.]]
It was absorbed by the Mane Cast and it is corupting them. Every time one of them feels extreme rage or acts crazy, it is because of the same power that was corupting Luna. And this DarkSide is growing stronger...
[[WMG: Luna occupied her thousand year sentence on the moon by building.]]
Between her powerful magic, unlimited building materials, and centuries of free time, Luna eventually took up building while on the moon. At first simple structures for practice, perhaps a small village of houses built out of moon dust. With generations of experience, she began larger projects. skyscrapers, statues. Eventually, setting her sights on something to call her MagnumOpus, a gigantic temple built out of large, intricately carved moonstones. Sprawling for miles in all directions with fully glassed windows made from fired moon dust and shaped like a giant unicorn head visible from earth, it became her home for the rest of her sentence.
Unfortunately, gravity back on terra firma made all her building experience worthless when she returned, as everything she learned to build would collapse under its own weight in Equestria.
* [[DontExplainTheJoke So basically]], she spent a thousand years playing MineCraft.
** Some people could happily play MineCraft for 1,000 years. It's ''that'' addictive.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was actually Princess Luna's nightmare (building on the idea, above, that the two are not the same pony). Also, who ''is'' Princess Celestia, anyway?]]
Luna was very jealous, but unable to bring herself to upset The Harmony to do anything about it. Denying her feelings, she pushed them down until they gave her bad dreams, and finally Nightmare became strong enough to take over. This essentially means Luna was ''sick'', not evil, which agrees with the show's WhiteAndGreyMorality. When Luna said she was sorry, it wasn't for what Nightmare almost did, but that she hid her feelings and created her ([[FridgeHorror although it hasn't been stated in the show, lets assume that she was getting therapy on the Moon instead of just locked in a closet]]).
* Interestingly, if this guess is correct, then the Celestia we see may not be the ''real'' Celestia, either, but actually a daydream (a thankfully happy one).
[[WMG: We'll get an episode where the main cast joins Luna on a trip to the moon.]]
It'll involve a lot of soul searching for Luna and the main ponies forgiving her. Also, we'll probably get to meet Luna's [[CompanionCube moon rock buddies.]] The reason for the trip? I dunno.
* [[RuleOfCool You need a reason?]]
** In the same episode, Pinkie pie will befriend a hyper, sentient satellite. Who may actually be space core.
[[WMG: Princess Luna will become a villain again.]]
Because nothing has changed. In a climactic [[MotiveRant motive rant]], the lack of her being mentioned at all through Season 1 will become a plot point, showing how the ponies still don't appreciate her even when appropriate (such as during the meteor shower), as well as the number of events that Celestia attended but she wasn't able to (since she has to sleep during the day). Adding onto that will be an accusation leveled at Celestia, a completely accurate one: that she only ever talked about things and never actually ''did'' anything to resolve their problems. This will lead into the lesson that attempts at reasoning and offers of friendship are not always enough - you have to actively solve problems rather than trying to convince people to ignore them.
[[WMG: Twilight is actually more powerful than the Princesses... potentially.]]
The Princesses' most powerful magic remains centered around their cutie marks, just as for most unicorns. The powers Luna showed (as Nightmare Moon) all have thematic associations with the moon: shapeshifting (lycanthropes), illusion (lunacy), weather (tides) and teleportation (gravity). If this idea held, Celestia's powers would revolve around light, heat and fertility [[hottip:*:[[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Did you know?]] The equine reproductive cycle is triggered by how much sunlight they're exposed to!]]. This would explain how Twilight was able to do more with the Elements of Harmony than she was, and why she'd get sent to solve problems that the Princess would otherwise be better suited to handle herself (as in Dragonshy).
[[WMG: In "Swarm of the Century", Princess Celestia knew ''exactly'' what was going on.]]
It seems unlikely that Equestria's ruler wouldn't know what a parasprite is, given how dangerous those creatures can be. And she probably saw that Ponyville was in trouble from the air. When she saw [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal polka-playing Pinkie Pie's parasprite parade]] go by, she put two and two together and, figuring they had everything in hand, used having to go to Fillydelphia to let the ponies save face and get to work rebuilding the town.
[[WMG: By sending Twilight to Ponyville to get some friends, Celestia also tries to find new friends herself, "by proxy" if you will.]]
The ''real'' reason why Celestia cannot just find new friends herself is that nearly all other ponies behave completely subservient to her, as seen when Mr. and Mrs. Cake kept refilling her tea cup in "Bird in the Hoof", and you cannot build a friendship on that. So, by sending her "faithful student" to find some friends, she hopes that those friends might eventually also become friends to ''herself''.
[[WMG: Princess Luna was Nightmare Moon!]]
I know it sounds like a ''crazy'' conspiracy theory, but think of it, my fellow ponies! Celestia introduced her sister of which we have ''never'' heard before to us ''right'' after Nightmare Moon appeared, and then mysteriously vanished again. Isn't that a ''strange'' coincidence? And she gave her responsibility for the ''moon''. The ''moon'', don't you get it? I tell you, there's some crazy conspiracy going on behind our backs, fellow ponies! So, never stop asking questions! The truth is out there!
* Er... is this a joke? Everyone already knows Nightmare Moon was Luna overtaken by her own jealousy, and what Twilight did with the Elements of Harmony was free her from what she had become.
** Oh my... yes, this is a joke. Normally I'd say DontExplainTheJoke, but here we go. Of course, we viewers ''know'' that this is true, but this was supposed to be written not from the point of view of us viewers, but of some pony from Ponyville. Think of it that way: We viewers also know that none of the ponies from Ponyville even knew the name Nightmare Moon before the incident, and even Twilight was surprised to hear that Nightmare Moon was Celestia's sister (although she had just read it in a book one episode earlier). When Celestia and Luna return to Ponyville after the Nightmare Moon incident had been resolved, Celestia just introduces her sister to the other ponies without even mentioning that Luna was Nightmare Moon. She just says something like "This is my sister Luna". So some of the common ponies might come up with such weeeeird conspiracy theories... which, as we viewers know, ''happen'' to be the truth.
*** Even though Twilight Sparkle read that Nightmare Moon was the sister of the unicorn that raised the sun, she may very well not have known that Celestia was that unicorn. The book only said that the elder sister "took on responsibility for both sun and moon" and that harmony had been maintained in Equestria for generations. It never said that it was the same pony doing the maintaining.
**** Fair enough. Also, this sort of supports my overall point.
[[WMG: Prince Blueblood will return in Season 2 as a StalkerWithACrush[=/=]LadyKillerInLove]]
Blueblood seems like the kind of guy who's used to having the mares fawn over him and do him favors. Rarity seemed like just another fangirl for him to exploit, but she proved to be as stubborn and willful as he. After she told Blueblood off and ran away, he'll probably become obsessed with [[ILoveYouBecauseICantControlYou the one woman he wasn't able to keep wrapped around his hoof]] and try to woo her (unsuccessfully).
[[WMG: During the Gala, Luna was hiding as part of a plot by Celestia to liven up the Gala in case Twilight and co. couldn't.]]
Celestia managed to convince Luna of the wonders of trolling, and the two hatched a plan: if Twilight and her friends were unable to liven up the party sufficiently, then Luna would stage a return of Nightmare Moon. Then one thing would lead to another and they'd have a great laugh about it afterwards.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia planned ''everything'']]
She's trying to teach Twilight (and maybe her friends too) everything about friendship for one or more of the previously mentioned reasons and the entire season so far has gone ''Exactly as planned''.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia had her own party crashed so she could finally be casual with Twilight's friends]]
Throughout the season she has attempted to meet ponyville casually, attempting to be treated like a normal citizen and trying to really get to know Twilight's friends. Every time beforehand, her attempts were ruined by either circumstance or citizens taking her "casual" visit far too seriously, making her nigh unapproachable to them. After Twilight and her friends regrouped fully shamed at the doughnut shop, Celestia sincerely thanked them for screwing around with the aristocracy and in general making the night fun for once, making her appear as less a goddess or royalty, and more as just another pony. After the credits rolled, Celestia spent hours with the mane cast in the shop as a peer in their eyes and in the process she made some of the first real friends after hundreds of years of the aristocracy sucking up to her in canterlot.
[[WMG: Relating to the above, Celestia will be more candid with the mane cast in season 2.]]
With the mane cast being friends on a personal level, and Luna able to fill in for her days off, Celestia will occasionally sneak out of Canterlot. Either disguised for a day with her friends, or just quickly popping into the library undisguised for a short visit. Though she will be more personable and commonly occurring, she will still have the same effect on the viewer as she did in season one because of how understated her appearances will be when casually showing up.
[[WMG: Celestia trained all those animals in the Gala to specifically avoid [[FriendToAllLivingThings Fluttershy]] and [[BerserkButton make her mad]].]]
Since Celestia has proven herself to be a grade-A {{troll}} throughout the series, I wouldn't put it past her to do that.
** After the Philomena incident, I wouldn't be the least surprised. And she '''''did''''' want Twilight's friends to liven up the Gala.
[[WMG: Season 2 will open with Celestia vanishing.]]
Prince Blueblood will step in and start shaky before everything gets under control. Then Twilight and the other five meet a duo of other ponies who turn out to be unicorn!Celestia and pegasus!Luna (Not unicorn AND pegeasus) in more 'civilian' forms. Celestia so she can take a vacation, and Luna so she can get some friends. Celestia will find out at the end of the episode that Blueblood actually has a knack for keeping stuff together, and assign him through letter to take care of everything, so he can learn to rule in case she ever has to handle something far away (read: decides she wants to slack off). The morale will be that friends come in all sizes and roles.
* That or because Celestia and Luna are responsible for raising the sun and moon respectively the Equestrian Empire will fall and a literal Dark Age will be upon them all.
** I sincerely doubt that Celestia (who's been handling both for a long time) would forget about that. She'd probably take off, handle it, then get back to being just another pony.
* As a little in-joke, the princesses' civilian identities will recycle old pony names such as "Star Catcher" and "Moon Dancer".
[[WMG: Princess Luna has been spending the first season FIGHTING CRIME!]]
Batmare!
[[WMG: In "The Best Night Ever," Celestia had another reason for going to the donut shop: saving the ponies.]]
Shortly after the Gala was ruined, warrants were put out for the arrest of the main cast. (Or at least some of them: Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy were probably the ones that caused the most damage.) While the ponies were telling Spike about what had happened, the police (or city guards, same difference) were amassing outside the shop and ready to bust in and arrest them. Celestia intervened, gave the cast a royal pardon, and assured the police that she would deal with the situation personally.
* Incidentally, when the warrants were first put out, Celestia was too busy handling the fallout of the Gala to deal with it or even learn about them at first.
* It seems her plan to use them to energize the Gala [[GoneHorriblyRight went horribly right]].
* Princess Celestia has probably issued several pardons for the chaos the main cast has caused over the series, as she needs them to continue serving as her secret commandos.
[[WMG: The reason Princess Luna wasn't at the Grand Galloping Gala was...]]
She simply didn't want to go. Let's consider that Celestia remarked that the Gala is "Always terrible", and it seems to be a stuffy posh event of the obnoxious aristocracy. It's likely that...
* These ponies might have been [[JerkAss very cruel]] to poor Princess Luna
* Unlike Celestia, Luna had no reason to be there. Celestia was expected, to greet everypony who entered. Luna was under no such obligation.
** To make up for her absence, Pinkie will throw Luna a much better party, Pinkie Pie style
*** A Pinkie Pie party for Luna? Sounds reasonable to me. Especially if Luna ends up spending a lot of time with the mane cast in season 2.
* Celestria prank: during that night Luna was busy to make all her Moon God job quick and go to bed so she can rest befor Gala next day, but after she wake up she find note from her sister (sended when Luna was asleep) telling that Celestria move Gala on this night just Luna, so Luna learn about this after Gala.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is magically aged-up version of Luna.]]
WordOfGod states that Luna is not fully grown yet and that her adult form will look less like Nightmare Moon, which means that NMM is a warped version of her future self. When she tried to rebel, she thought that the ponies did not respect her and her night because she was the younger sister, so she used magic to make herself older. Unfortunately, the magic enhanced the negative aspects of her personality. Thus, the elements of harmony were needed to counteract the negative personality to bring her back to normal.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia is secretly a Kamen Rider.]]
Well, she has a sibling who reappeared with a name relating to darkness and the moon. [[KamenRiderBlack And she's associated with the sun...]]
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was an EldritchAbomination born of Luna's jealousy.]]
The reason she could overwhelm Celestia was due to being possessed by a horror which seized her in a moment of weakness and made her sublimely powerful. Only the Elements of Harmony could seal the horror back up and free Luna. (Admittedly this is one I used for a fanfic...)
[[WMG: A twofer: Luna and Celestia aren't ponies, but horses; horses are basically "cave ponies."]]
Celestia and Luna achieved goddesshood before the rise of ponies, and bred/induced intelligent ponies from horse stock. Horses have either gone extinct, outbred and outclassed by the intelligent and magical ponies, or they are much rarer now and used as pets or servants. Actually suggesting that the Princesses are divine horses is likely to get accusations of blasphemy flung about unless you're in the right crowd. Celestia doesn't mind being called a horse (she is!), Luna is still a little self-conscious about it.
* We see horses at the beginning of "The Best Night Ever", and they're apparently not even intelligent beings.
** You mean the mice Twilight turned into horses? Those hardly count. They seemed to still have the brains of mice.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia and [[MyLittlePony Megan]] are AlternateUniverse counterparts to each other.]]
It was previously suggested that Megan and Celestia were the same person/pony, but was Jossed since Celestia and Luna have no siblings. Furthermore, since G1 Twilight is Twlight Sparkle's mom, she'd have to be around the same age as Celestia and Luna. However, having them be the same pony/person from different universes would resolve these issues.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the founders of all three pony races]]
These two are the only winged unicorns in the (apparent) world, and being at least 1,000 years old, they are also the oldest. One day, they decided to braid their manes together, The very second the manes touched, out tumbled the first pegasus, earth pony, and unicorn. That is how the first generation came into being, but once Luna was banished, Celestia had to instruct the ponies on how to do it "the other way".
[[WMG: Celestia arraigned a marriage between Twilight Sparkle and Prince Blueblood]]
Neither pony knows it yet, but Celestia intends for the two of them to marry and produce a foal of noble birth (Blueblood's part) and immense magical powers (Twilight's part). Then this foal will become the next ruler of Equestria.
** Oh God, no...
[[WMG: Celestia was a bigger prankster than Pinkie Pie as a filly.]]
There's a reason for the nickname Trollestria after all. And I like to imagine that Celestia has only mellowed out somewhat with her age, and as a young energetic filly? She must have been absolutely brutal with her pranks.
* For maximum effect, imagine an episode where Pinkie and filly!Celestia try to out-prank one-another.
[[WMG: The Princesses are [[TimeLord Time Lords]].]]
The combined Elements of Harmony are the TARDIS. Both are well over one thousand years old, and Celestia looks quite different compared to her original apppearance from the story Twilight first reads in the pilot. The reason for this is by using the Elements all by herself, Celestia had taken on more power than her body could handle, forcing a Regeneration. Her influence on the timeline is much more indirect once Twilight and company come along, preferring to direct them through her various letters. Until then, she began all the legends of Nightmare Moon, purposely including the story that she would return in 1000 years. After that, all she had to do was wait.
As for Princess Luna, she hasn't been around because she's been busy traveling through the 1000 years during which she was imprisoned.
[[WMG: Princess Luna is still evil.]]
Her supposed "redemption" is actually the first step in an elaborate [[XanatosGambit Xanatos Gambit]] to seize the throne of Equestria.
[[WMG: At some point, we'll get to see Celestia's take on the Nightmare Moon form.]]
Apparently, Nightmare Moon was not Luna's true form, just an evilized version of her. We'll get to see a evilized version of Celestia, which will an appropriate evil name. (Like Hell Horse or something like that.) There are two ways this can go down:
* We'll get a Halloween episode, where this will be her Halloween costume. She may try to scare the ponies with this idea.
* The same magic that corrupted Luna will hit Celestia, causing her to become more and more evil over time. The main cast will team up with Luna in an attempt to bring her back to the light.
[[WMG: Princess Luna is training offscreen in how to be a Princess]]
The reason why Luna hasn't appeared so far is becasue she is trying to train herself in how to show a non-godly visage to the population. After recovering from the Elemental attack, she and Celestia realized that Luna has no experience how to act with mortal ponies, at least in a way that doesn't result in instant idolatry/mass hysteria. While both of them are immortal, slepless, hungerless (how otherwise she could survive in the moon), multi time existential, near omnipotent, omniscient (day/night) beings who mere precense could crush a mere pony in seconds; after Nightmare Moon Celestia worked hard for eons in how to repress and appear only as regal and noble instead of Godlike, wile Luna at her best can come as quite... "accidentally disturbing", like creating matter out of thin air (food, houses, palaces and geographic locations), reading minds and dreams, remembering things from the Future, mass population teleportation, existing in two planes of reality simultaneously and so on. After a year she is sent to Ponyville to show her results to the mane cast and is what kicks the second season plot.
[[WMG: Princess Luna will take on her Nightmare Moon form again]]
but not become evil. She's spent all of season 1 trainiing to gain control of this form.
[[WMG: Celestia is a fusion of the last group to wield Elements of Harmony]]
Which is why she's a unicorn Pegasus
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are NOT all-powerful, immortal deities.]]
I realise quite a few fans would ''slay'' me for suggesting such a thing, but just hear me out. Think about how they make use of titles like "Princess"; regardless of their internal reasoning for doing so, such a title still implies a dynastic succession of monarchs, something which can really only happen if said monarchs are capable of dying (okay, I guess you could suggest that Celestia and Luna's parents simply stepped down or something, but where would they be now in that case? would we be expected to believe that the geriatric old King and Queen are rotting away in some isolated castle chamber?). I think it's entirely possible to assume that the Princesses, and by extension, all Equestrian monarchs, are something more akin to [[TheLordOfTheRings Tolkien's]] elves-- "enlightened" beings who wield extraordinary arcane powers and cannot die of old age, but are still vulnerable to disease, weapons, [[WhoWantsToLiveForever growing weary of life]], etc...that said, the suggestion is not that they're any less powerful in terms of the things they can do-- merely that they are not one-of-a-kind, probably have parents who met some unfortunate end in the very distant past (remember, in the story told in the pilot, Celestia and Luna were already in charge a thousand years ago), and are only immortal in the sense that they cannot die of natural causes.
[[WMG:Prince Blueblood's title doesn't come from his distant relationship with Celestia and Luna.]]
It comes from a much closer relationship with one of the G1 Princess Ponies.
[[WMG: The Reason We Never See Celestia and Luna's Parents is because of Copyright Laws (spoilers for YuMeDream)]]
... for you see, Equestria is actually [[YumeDream Nod]]. The current queen of Equestria was a very young girl who killed Don by mistake, yet was somehow still chosen by Nod to rule. She used her newfound powers to turn all the residents of the regular dream world into ponies (several thousand dream years has lead to them forgetting their true forms- after all, Equestrains don't seem to be very good at keeping track of history), found her prince charming, and had two daughters (who are the ones who actually have all the responsibility). But we never learn this, because in revealing her true appearance, we'd see her swirly eye and hair- and Rosalarian is not allowing them to do that for some reason or other. (why they don't just use a LawyerFriendlyCameo or the like is beyond me)
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was Princess Luna's [[KingdomHearts Heartless]].]]
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the Nobody and Heartless, respectively, of Equestria's true ruler.]]
Equestria was, in fact, one of the first worlds visited by Xehanort when he did his experiments. He only succeeded in creating a single Heartless (and Nobody, by accident) before he was forced to flee.
* Celestia, while still having incredible power, finds it difficult to find the motivation to do [[RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething anything]] because she lacks emotion - which explains why the main cast has to do everything themselves. All Celestia really does is keep the balance of sun and moon, and also bar other Heartless from entering Equestria, because it's all she can motivate herself to do most days. She is, in fact, nearly emotionless but like most of the Organization, pretends to have true feeling because it's less unsettling and if she does it enough, she's convinced she'll believe it herself.
* Luna, while retaining true sentience because of the original being's extremely strong heart, is driven by pure emotion and desire in the same way that Xehanort's Heartless in [[KingdomHearts KH1]] was. In this case, her desire is simply to win the Hearts of all of Equestria by having them celebrate the Night and Darkness which she now embodies. When that fails, she declares war and Celestia seals her away in the moon.
[[WMG: Celestia Didn't banish Luna to the moon, she only banished Nightmare moon.]]
* Nightmare moon was the combination of Luna's powers and jealousy, since Celestia was unable to separate the jealousy by itself, she had no choice but to lock away the manifestation of her sister's powers. The Luna that was left behind was a feeble, barely alive husk, and was kept locked away in the royal palace to be cared for until her powers lost the evil taint. When Twilight and her friends wielded the elements of harmony, they successfully removed the evil Taint, and Celestia was able to re-unite Luna with her powers.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the same pony.]]
"Celestia" and "Luna" are two sides of the pony goddess's personality. Celestia is the goddess's "light" side, which places a great emphasis on friendship, whereas Luna is the "dark" side, more self-centered, focused on the austere beauty of the night and looking inward to herself. The myth that tells of Celestia banishing Luna to the moon using the Elements of Harmony actually represents the goddess using the Elements of Harmony to strengthen her light side and repress her dark side, allowing her to usher Equestria into a thousand years of prosperity and friendship. This involves locking some of her essence away in the moon, in the form of Nightmare Moon. She allows the spell to last for a thousand years, hoping that in that time, she'll be able to find a way to reconcile her two sides.
* In the modern day, Celestia knows that her suppression of her dark side is wearing off. "Nightmare Moon" is going to "break free", meaning that the goddess's dark side will be active again, and probably dominant after a thousand years of not having to fight against it. Knowing this, Celestia sets up the mane cast to recover the Elements of Harmony. When the spell ends and Luna becomes dominant, the goddess still retains enough of her light side to create the trials in the forest that establish the six ponies as embodying the Elements. When the ponies defeat Nightmare Moon, their use of both the physical (the rock thingies) and emotional Elements helps the goddess reconcile her two sides. The scene where Celestia and Luna embrace and tell each other how much they missed each other and how glad they are to be back together, is a visual representation of the goddess finding mental harmony.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the only survivors of the "war of the heavens"]]
When Equestria was first made, there were bountiful pegacorn gods and goddess that controlled all the natural cycles. One for the weather, the changing of seasons, the tides, caring for the animals, and so on. War broke out between these gods for some reason (Let's say the weather god and the seasons god got into an argument about when to start the coldness of winter) The gods all took sides, with the exception of Celestia, who only wanted to protect the then-infant Luna. The war killed everyone except Celestia and Luna, who were in hiding, and the severely wounded King of the gods, who had his powers significantly drained and now only controls what goes on in Everfree forest. Since then, they've had to teach the mortal ponies how to change the seasons, create weather, and all that other stuff.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was banished, but Princess Luna went voluntarily.]]
Although Nightmare was dominant, Luna was still present. The banishment was more like a time out or a "go to your room" situation (Luna & Nightmare are both embodiments of the night and controlled the Moon, before Celestia took over). Nightmare was a vengeful aspect that wanted [[TheNightThatNeverEnds eternal night]] and thought nothing of the consequences, but Luna would have known what would happen if that were allowed and wasn't able to stop it. Celestia won by using the Elements of Harmony, but it was Luna that helped keep Nightmare on the Moon, wanting to keep her evil, dominant side from hurting anypony.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon/Luna built a LotusEaterMachine on the moon.]]
In an effort to keep her sanity during imprisonment, she created an illusionary paradise for herself on the moon. She had a small, but grand and majestic lunar kingdom, filled with subjects that deeply loved her and her night. The illusion's backstory for the subjects is that they were a resistance force that formed after Nightmare Moon/Luna's banishment, but were banished to the moon themselves and helped their princess build her new kingdom. Most of her years of imprisonment were spent there happily, and Nightmare Moon/Luna eventually came to believe it was real. However, it was eventually destroyed by the clashing personalities of Nightmare Moon and Luna. Sometimes one would be dominant over the other, and the paradise would alter a bit to make the dominant one happy. (For example, one day Nightmare Moon would be in control, and an illusionary Celestia would be captured and killed. The next day, Luna would be in control, and she and Celestia would spend the day together, having made up long ago.) The lack of continuity eventually caused the dream to collapse, leaving a heartbroken and furious Nightmare Moon alone for the rest of the sentence.
[[WMG: Celestia was planning to use Twilight and her friends ever since the Sonic Rainboom.]]
The day before the Summer Sun Celebration seems a bit late to be implementing a plan to save the world. When Dash's first Sonic Rainboom indicated a connection between the six friends, Celestia detected the connection (as she is wise in the ways of the Magic of Frienship), and knew that this was her best bet for stopping Nightmare Moon and rescuing her sister. That was her main reason for taking on Twilight as her primary student (in addition to her general magical aptitude), and she also started monitoring the others at this point - she may have been responsible for Pinky moving to Ponyville, for example. She made sure that those five would be the people Twilight met on her first tour of Ponyville, and the rest proceeded as planned.
[[WMG: Celestia (or Fluttershy) would be a perfect Sugar Wiki mascot, and Luna would be a perfect Darth Wiki mascot.]]
[[WMG: Princess Luna was possessed by some dark force, possibly another world.]]
When Luna saw noone was out enjoying the night, her negative feelings left her wide open to some dark spirit. It possessed her, transforming her into a warrior of darkness. It would explain the size difference between Nightmare and Luna.
[[WMG: Princess Luna was absent from most of season one because she was busy catching up on all basic knowledge she's missed]]
This shows up in a lot of fanfic I've seen, but it does make sense. Given how much languages change over time, if we assume that NMM's modern english was magically-aided, its entirely possible that she would have been speaking Canterbury Tales-era English, and needed to learn what was basically a new language, not to mention technological innovation, cultural changes, court protocol, and studying the history of political affairs in the centuries she missed to avoid foreign relations gaffes.
[[WMG: The Great and Powerful Trixie was in fact Princess Luna in disguise.]]
This is why we didn't see Luna for the rest of the first season. She had been away a long time, needed to get an idea of what the new social norms were, and she's been doing it by observing ponies without their knowledge (even taking on a jerk persona in order to remain hidden).
Trixie was only one of several disguises she wore. When you see an odd clone or a recolor in the background, it's her.
* Photo Finish, Sapphire Shores, and most of the other one-show characters who actually moved the plot along were real, however.
* So Princess Luna pretended to be incompetent in handling an Ursa Minor, leaving Ponyville in danger, just to allow Twilight Sparkle a chance to shine?
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is/was a [[{{Dexter}} Dark Passenger]] possessing Luna.]]
[[WMG: They are still princesses because Equestria is undergoing a massive SuccessionCrisis]]
There are in fact many Alicorns, and when the Celestia and Luna's parents died it kicked off a war that is still going on after thousands of years.
* Or the situation with Nightmare Moon was over succession and over the following millennium Celestia started to regret banishing her little sister and told people to call her "Princess" instead of "Queen".
[[WMG: Celestia not only told Ditzy/Derpy to go west and north to get the southbound birds so as to add her brand of 'merriment' to the Winter Round-up, she also paid her to drop all that stuff on Twilight Sparkle for cheap laughs.]]
Even a master-mind genius prankster like Celestia can't be everywhere spreading mirth. That means that she'd need a stooge or five hanging around to help mess with her subjects' heads; my guess is that someone with strabismus is being punished for some mild misdemeanor with community disservice.
[[WMG: Derpy/Ditzy is Celestia in disguise.]]
Why else do we see the adult version of her hanging around when Twilight got her cutie mark? It could well be that Celestia does the occasional bit of covert surveillance on the Bearers of the Elements in her original form: a bluish-gray pegasus pony with a blond mane and amber eyes. The derped eyes and crazy antics are just her way of having fun.
[[WMG: Luna and Celestia have a brother.]]
And his job is moving the planet to ensure proper distribution of geo-thermal heat.
[[WMG: Princess Luna has spent the entire first season in hiding]]
For someone who really cares about people, being forgiven is one thing, but forgiving ''yourself'' is much harder. Between guilt at having become Nightmare Moon and fear of being shunned by pony society, she's spent the time since her return hiding out in her room. Celestia has been sharing Twilight's letters with her in an attempt to coax her younger sister out of her shell.
[[WMG: Celestia is [[IncrediblyLamePun grooming]] Twilight for a high-ranking position at court.]]
Related to the WMG above that Celestia is grooming Twilight to be her successor, but different. After all, why would an immortal [[GodEmperor Goddess-Princess]] need a successor? Besides which, if Celestia has no foals of her own, her legal heir would be her younger sister, Luna. No, she's training Twilight to someday hold an important political position at court: [[ASongOfIceAndFire Hoof of the Princess]]. Think about it: at the premiere social event of Equestrian society, Celestia kept Twilight at her side all night while all the other guests ''made their obeisances''. That's basically a declaration to the entire aristocracy of Equestria that they should get used to the idea of bowing to Twilight Sparkle. Also, Celestia didn't just send Twilight out to make friends just so that Twilight would be happier; she wanted Twilight to learn how to recruit political allies. And why Ponyville? It's a place where the previously sheltered Twilight could learn more about the lives of pony commoners. And what has Twilight been learning? How to manage and govern ponies. Just look at the events of "Winter Wrap-Up."
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[[folder:Minor Character Guesses]]
[[WMG: Eventually someone in the Apple family will fall in love with a pony from a family that grows oranges.]]
Just because the romance would be incomparable.
* Not sure if this makes this theory {{Jossed}} or confirmed, but we now know that Applejack has an Aunt and Uncle Orange.
[[WMG: The Mayor of [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything Don't Do Anything]]? I don't think so.]]
She is powerful, just not in a way that's entertaining to watch.
Ponyville is almost as much an EverytownAmerica as it's a QuirkyTown. A small town that has a one-room school, and no visible dedicated village police nor guard (so far), but somehow always has many ponies wandering through it or stopping to watch the latest distraction somepony has set up. [[IDyeGrass We have also seen the ponies have to care directly for nature]], so being far from it would create long commutes for a society that seems to lack [[SchizoTech either internal combustion engines or a surrogate]].
My guess is that Ponyville was incorporated as a town in the middle of large areas of farmland and wildland (Applejack's orchard and Fluttershy's meadow aren't alone); although they have a bakery, dress shop, and other non-agricultural specialty stores, it's main function is as a central place where they can come in and get supplies, or sell what they have at market without having to go all the way to Trottingham.
In this situation "Mayor" becomes a title that means "elected administrator". Need a permit? Go directly to the Mayor. Need to pay a fee? Go to the Mayor. Need to turn in your census of how many bunnies were born this year? The Mayor. Need to talk to someone about that fine you've been given? Mayor.
She doesn't have a town council she has to work with, and you had better be on her good side and able to state your case intelligently, because she has the ability to say "NO," and if she does you could still wind up going all the way to Trottingham to get her decision overturned.
For all that, she still works in a two-room city hall, and her desk shares one of them with a wall full of filing cabinets and a large safe (the other room contains a meeting table, but sees more use as storage). If she has any help, it's part-time, and she might work only part-time, herself.
She wasn't seen in "Dragonshy" simply because Twilight Sparkle was given orders [[PalsWithJesus directly from the top, Princess Celestia herself]]. In "Winter Wrap Up" she gave a speech about the deadline, but didn't give direction on how to make it, because her job is to apply guidelines, assign fines, shuffle paperwork, and file records; she doesn't really have any direct means to require anypony to do her bidding beyond that role.
The most powerful political figure in Ponyville is a bureaucrat, and although she bows to the Princess as quickly as anypony else, she still "outranks" her favorite student. Just don't expect to ever see an episode explaining that because it's a children's show, and it would be boring as hell to watch twenty minutes of government at work.
* In "A Bird in the Hoof," Princess Celestia excuses herself from the party early, explaining that the Mayor needs to speak with her. If the Mayor didn't do anything and was just a figurehead, it's strange that she wouldn't just go to the party herself and meet the Princess there, instead of requesting a separate audience.
[[WMG: Derpy Doo is the Pony Version of the TheSlenderManMythos ]]
A normal day while cleaning your attic, your collection of memories or what-you-get, you stumble in an photograph of a very private party last year. Almost burn to a crisp by an accident (odd) there is only a small spot still distinguishable. It takes you a moment to realize is Derpy Doo, a small acquaintance of one of your friends...probably. A normal pony at first sight, except you can't help feeling that [[UncannyValley there is something not quite right about her]]. Curious about it (it has been a slow week), you try to investigate about her but all your inquiries came to an abrut stop. Apparently all everypony know of her is her name and that she works in the Mail pony. Baffled at this (why she was invited to such party when nopony knows squat about her?), you take time to review the photograph of parties and small reunions of not only you but of your friends and family, the small [[color:green: P]]ressure in the back of your head about this mystery becoming an irritation. Soon you realize (for the first time) that she is always present, in many occasions where she shouldn't, ''couldn't'' be there. In fact [[FridgeHorror you don't remember how you meet her]] or [[ParanoiaFuel inviting her to any reunion]] but she is always present, either floating or simply standing in the room, never interacting with other ponies as if she weren't there. While the small [[color:red: P]]ressure in the back of your head become worse with each passing day, the desire to know who (or...what) is Derpy Doo transform from a small pique of curiosity to an obsesion. A pattern appears, a tragedy or injury befall a pony (in this lasts months, the six chosen) and she is always in the background, not quite watching like a emphasized shadow. Now the [[color:grey: P]]ressure so madenning, you decided to takle the problem head on but nopony knows where she lives (no surprising at this point) and her boss is as unhelpful as possible. You decide then to wait her in her morning route but no matter how early you wake up or even if you don't sleep, never see her enter or leave the Post Office and your letters keep appearing in your box, even when in desesperation you remove it and throw it in the floor, letters are sticking out as if mocking you. You snap. You try to forget but the [[color:green: P]]ressure gets worse and worse so you leave Ponyville to some city who-know-where. You are a mess, can't remember when was the last time you eated or bathed or sleep more than half and hour and there is papers and papers around the house, insane rambling most of them and the [[color:purple: P]]ressure is like a shiv to your brain. In your table you [[color:purple: F]]ound an old portrait. Its from the time of the foundation of Poniville but your eyes are instantly glued to the small, almost invisible figure in the shadows, down in the woods. It is almost indistinguishible, void like shape except for its [[color:gold: eyes]], looking straight at you, ''looking straight at you'' and you realize why that feeling in the back of your neck is so familiar and that she [[spoiler: [[UnstoppableMailman has found you... and you put the wrong stamps in the last package]]]].
* I always KNEW that pony was creepy! I knew it! I had a feeling! I must inform everyone of this! Quick! [[ToTheBatNoun To the Fanfic Archives!]]
[[WMG: Ditzy Doo had good reason to go west and north to get the southern birds for the Winter Wrap Ups.]]
Clearly, there's some kind of obstruction between Ponyville and the southern birds that makes the area tedious, difficult or even impossible to pass through around the time of Winter Wrap Up. During last year's Winter Wrap Up, the obstructed area was small enough for Ditzy to go west and make a u-turn to get to the southern birds, but by the following year's Winter Wrap Up (shown in episode 11) the obstructed area had grown to such a size that Ditzy had to go north and fly in a semicircle to get to the southern birds. Why do the other ponies think she went the wrong way both times, then? Well, the obstruction only developed after Ditzy took up the job of getting the southern birds for Winter Wrap Up, and [[MeaningfulName Ditzy]] being [[TheDitz ditzy]], [[PoorCommunicationKills she never thought to say anything about it, making her going west and north look like mistakes]].
[[WMG: Vinyl Scratch/DJ PON-3 is related to Rarity.]]
She's either her CoolAunt or possibly her [[OlderThanTheyLook particularly youthful]] HotMom. They look vaguely similar, they're both unicorns (as is Sweetie Belle), and they're both artists.
Also, it was implied in the pilot episodes that Pinkie and Rarity were friends before those events, which wasn't true of everypony. Pinkie doesn't seem to be the type that Rarity would hang out with without a mutual acquaintance, sure she'd go to her parties and maybe chat on occasion but that would probably be it. But if Rarity closely knew someone, like say a DJ Mom or Aunt, who would likely be on close terms with the main party-thrower of Ponyville then that's a different story. This would also explain where Sweetie Belle and Rarity's musical talents came from.
[[WMG: Zecora will become a victim of ChuckCunninghamSyndrome or maybe just PutOnABus ]]
No one seems to hate her, but among the minor characters she doesn't appear to be getting as much attention from the fans as the bad girls. She also doesn't live in Ponyville, so she's not going to pop up in crowd scenes very often.
Too bad. Maybe there's still hope if she crosses her eyes and starts delivering mail....
** Maybe not for cameo appearances, but there are plenty of plots where she could play an important role. She's the only real peer for Twilight for instance, and her knowledge of herbalism serves her as a Mr Exposition. Ironically Derpie's popularity ensures that she will ''never'' have an important role in the plot, as it would undoubtedly trample over the opinions of half the fanbase.
** It really depends on if Hasbro decides to make a toy based on Zecora... Have they made MLP toys based on Non-ponies before?
*** Well, there is a Spike toy.
[[WMG: The Mayor's real name is Emma Anne Alpha.]]
Regardless of whether we find out what she does all day or not (see the "Mayor of Don't Do Anything" guess, above), the show's love of [[MeaningfulName meaningful names]] and [[PunnyName pun-based names]] suggests she will have a name that confirms her status as Ponyville's elected head, so I'm guessing Emma Anne Alpha ("I'm an alpha"). The alpha female in a herd of horses will often be an old mare.
* Someone wrote a fic where her name was "Mar" pronounced the same way as mare and Mayor... making her the Mayor mare, Mar.
[[WMG: Snips and Snails will get a puppy dog named Tails.]]
Just because they need to complete the expression, "What are little boys made of?"
* And they will meet two fillies named Sugar, Spice, and a kitten named Nice.
** And then someone will give them superpowers with [[PowerpuffGirls Chemical X]].
*** You made my day.
** No no no. A pair named Sugar and Spice, unless a pony named Tails shows up.
*** And they will be a {{Tomboy and Girly Girl}} pair.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves will become a HeroicBystander at some point.]]
It's a good way to give Derpy some focus, make her fans happy and let her be awesome, but at the same time ensure she doesn't outshine the main cast.
[[WMG: Derpy will get her own spin-off series]]
However, it will only be available online and each episode is no longer than three minutes. The plot plot will most likely center on Derpy delivering and unusual package to an unusual location.
[[WMG: There's nothing wrong with Derpy at all!]]
She can see all five dimensions just fine!
[[WMG: Spike becomes Sick, forcing Derpy to deliver Twilight's letters]]
However, she's never delivered anything outside of ponyville before, so the episode will center around her crazy hi jinx.
[[WMG: Dr. Whooves isn't the timelord, he's the companion]]
Which means DERPY is the real time lord!
[[WMG: Trixie has been to the zebra homeland.]]
She once referred to herself as the "greatest equine who ever lived" rather than simply the greatest pony. This suggests she's met equines that aren't ponies. Her traveling show has likely taken her to all sorts of foreign lands.
[[WMG: Trixie has a Inferiority/Superiority complex.]]
[[WMG: Trixie had to live with an abusive family member for a time.]]
Think about it. She and [[EdEddNEddy Eddy]] share alot of things in common. They're always out to prove they're better then everyone else. In the Ed Edd n' Eddy moive, [[spoiler: it's revealed Eddy's brother is an abusive [[CompleteMonster complete monster]], which is what caused him to gain an inferiority complex.]] If the above WMG is true, it could be possible that Trixie gain her inferiority complex in the same way.
[[WMG: In contrast with the above WMG, Trixie use to have a family member she idoled.]]
Maybe a big brother or sister who was exceptionally good with magic. She could hhave probably been very close to them, and maybe something happened like they died in an accident, or the more kid friendly version of them just disappearing one day. She probably gained her 'better then everyone' additude because most of the spells she was taught were probably from that family member, and thus doesn't want to ruined their name by letting them be out done.
[[WMG: Spitfire is Scootaloo's sister]]
Unlikely. Scoot might be a bit thick sometimes, but if Spitfire, a Wonderbolt, were her sister she'd have bragged about this to Rainbow at the FIRST opportunity. There's no way that Scootaloo, being such a huge fan of Rainbow, wouldn't have learned that Rainbow herself is a fan of the Wonderbolts.
* Perhaps Spitfire has a SecretIdentity?
** Spitfire IS the secret identity, ie. a stage name. Her real name? [[spoiler:Firefly.]]
[[WMG: And the Doctor Whoof companions (curent,past or future)are ]]
* Derpy - popular fanfic companions (she can be somopony like Rose or Donna)
* Twilight - another companion from fanfics
* Rarity and Fluttershy - just look at part when they are singing in Winter Wrap Up with Doctor , it must be so conection
** Fluttershy case may go deeper, look at her part of at the Gala, she propably companion of 5th Doctor, propably (jugding how they look at each other) romantic relationship
*** Fluttershy might also have traveled with the Tenth Doctor. She fears her own shadow because she knows of the Vashta Nerada. She might actually be the Ponyverse's version of Donna Noble.
* Colgate/Romana - fellow Time Pony.
** Colgate could be the Ponyverse's version of Susan Foreman.
* Rose/Roseluck - Should be obvious
[[WMG: In the first season, we didn't see the true mane color of Vinyl Scratch aka [=DJ P0N-3=].]]
She's a performer, and has to be entertaining. Since ponies usually don't wear clothing, her variation of wearing a wild costume is to just wear a different wig during each of her gigs. If we see the inside of her home/studio, there will be several wig stands, each with a different style sitting on it. What IS her correct mane color? You'll have to catch her when she's not behind a turnstile, setting up, or breaking down in order to find out.
** Could tie in with the above mentioned "Scratch is related to Rarity" theory above and reveal that without her mane-dye/wig and shades...she looks exactly like Rarity (with a different cutie mark)!
[[WMG: Zecora had a run-in with Applejack in the past, which is why Applejack's so scared of her.]]
Like say, they met when they were fillies and something unintentional on Zecora's part happened between them that left Applejack horrified of her.
[[WMG: The song [[WMG/YoureSoVainTheories You're So Vain]] by Carly Simons is actually about Prince Blueblood.]]
It seems to fit mostly... At least from Rarity's perspective.
[[WMG: Spitfire will become TheMentor to Rainbow Dash]]
[[WMG: Derpy has [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duane_syndrome Duane syndrome]].]]
Hey, it fits.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is a avatar of [[CthulhuMythos Nyarlathotep]]]]
[[WMG: Snips will be seen cutting somepony's hair before the series ends (but not during Season 2).]]
Because that's the calling indicated by his cutie mark. He's a natural barber. It will be a background action, and not important to the story itself.
* I have no idea what Snails' calling happens to be.
** A Malacologist (Someone who studies snails).
*** Snails will specialize in very slow, deep thoughts (''My Little Philosopher''?)
[[WMG: Trixie is a reincarnation of Nightmare Moon]]
It's been said that something or someone caused Luna to become Nightmare Moon. Assuming that it's a thing, when the elements of Harmony purified Luna, the evil Nightmare Moon personality got seperated from her. The elements can't outright destroy anything though (they either seem to seal you away or purge you of evil) The light magic from the elements diluted Nightmare Moon and gave her a new body. Memoryless, this new unicorn is an egotistical jerk due to the evil within her. Should she ever combine with pure darkness though, we might see a resurrection of Nightmare Moon.
[[WMG: Spitfire's & Soarin's cutie marks have nothing to do with flying]]
We haven't seen any Wonderbolts out of costume and there's nothing to suggest that a pony's special talent ''has'' to be flying in order to get into the Wonderbolts. It would also provide some comedic irony when Rainbow Dash finds out that her idols special talent is something completely unreleated like sewing or fishing or something. Some guesses...
* Soarin's cutie mark is a chef's hat or something related to cooking. He clearly loves homemade pies, what if he was a chef before joining the Wonderbolts?
* Their cutie marks are on their costumes.
** No they don't. Those are some kind of insignia/symbol other then a cutie mark, unless you think that nearly every Wonderbolt has one of two cutie marks.
[[WMG: Zecora has lost family or friends to crocodiles.]]
At the time this guess is being made, we have not seen her with Gummy (Pinkie Pie's small, toothless pet alligator). If we see an episode where she sees him for the first time, she will react badly, and if we don't it will still be clear she is not very keen on him.
[[WMG: Derpy's special talent is flying.]]
* She was seen waiting to perform at the flight competition. She doesn't fly like Rainbow Dash, however. She's much more graceful and smooth, so her cutie mark has bubbles, to symbolize her ability to float with ease. She is a mail carrier because she can deliver delicate packages without damaing them.
[[WMG: Snips got his cutie mark offscreen during [[http://www.hasbro.com/play/details.cfm?guid=E300C93D-5056-900B-1050-A310A192B6BD Applejack's game]] from ''[[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/mlp-adventures-in-ponyville Adventures in Ponyville]]''.]]
In the game's intro, Snips has no cutie mark, but in the game itself, his cutie mark is there. Rather than being an animation error, perhaps he discovered his special talent after fleeing from Applejack but before returning for more apples. And it wouldn't be a continuity error, since the game was Snips and Snails' first appearance.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves huge family full of identical or similar relatives]]
Every time we see more than one Derpy is because we see her sisters or cusins.
* Same with Derpy with diffrent colour of eyes or hair.
* All names are canonical, one name can be true for more than one pony. So there are many ponies named Derpy Hooves, Ditzy Doo or even Bubbles (or other nicknames what animator gave them.
* All interpretations are true:
** There are many Derpies with Diffrent level of inteligence or mental state.
** One of them have one unicorn filly named Dinky.
** One (or more) is Doctor Whoof companion.
** Few of them have mail related job.
[[WMG: Hoity Toity and Spike are friends.]]
Hoity Toity watched Rarity's fashion shows as a favor to Spike.
[[WMG: Romana/Colgate is actually pony version of Romana III]]
Yes she is third version of time lord companion of Doctor. That version will show up in future episodes. And she will be somehow related to toothpaste.
[[WMG: The Diamond Dogs wanted those gems for reasons other than greed.]]
They might've wanted to cash in those gems to get something they really needed, like bathtubs or a cleaner home.
* They may once have been Princess Celestia's royal miners, upstaged by ponies, and they want to show the Princess they can work better than any pony ( [[{{Hypocrite}} by using a pony]] ).
* They might've been gathering those gems for someone else, like a hungry dragon.
* They might eat gems just like dragons.
[[WMG: Gilda will have a Woobie Past episode]]
Wherein we are shown that she is insanely jealous, antagonizes everypony and everybody, and clings to Rainbow Dash so much because her childhood was a very bad one. Her parents suffered extremely rocky relationship problems, which led to a divorce, which led to a string of new boyfriends, another divorce, numerous schools (and little time to make friends in any of them), till a much-needed break and Crowning Moment of Heartwarming when she gets custody with her "Daddy" (one of her mom's nicer and honestly affectionate boyfriends).
Then yet another painful (if temporary) separation when Gilda has to be sent to Flight Camp.
Flight Camp is even worse, where the drive for competition and not being in the loser bracket drives Gilda to be good simply because she's afraid of being stuck as the odd-one-out again. Their graduation, and Gilda's being presumably geographically separated from one of her only friends in her entire life contributes to her present day personality.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves is Celestia and Luna's mother.]]
If you watch the cutie mark chronicles, you'll see Derpy on the lower left during Twilight Sparkles flashback as Celestia is just about to raise the sun in canterlot. She even has her characteristic derpy eyes. This means that despite appearances, Derpy is older than Twilight Sparkle by quite a bit. However she hasn't aged a day between back then and now. This is because in actuality, Derpy Hooves is the depowered form of Celestia and Luna's mother, who gave up her powers and responsibilities as the one true god-ruler of Equestria thousands of years ago to her two favorite daughters as a gift when they earned their Cutie Marks. She's still alive because even after sacrificing her horn and all its magic, her body's still immortal. She was in Canterlot that day to watch Celestia raise the sun, something she does every year. This is also why Derpy was in ponyville when Nightmare Moon returned.
Derpy's wall-eyed expression is because, even when she was the god-empress of equestria, she was known as being something of a DitzyGenius / CloudCuckooLander, when she gave up her magic and became a normal pegasus pony, the loss of all that magical grace made what once looked like a mildly ditzy expression into classic Derpy Hooves. Also Dinky is simply her first and only daughter since she gave up most of her magic, and Dinky is a unicorn because of the trace amounts of magic Derpy still has dormant inside her.
[[WMG: Doctor Whoof isn't the Doctor....]]
* He is actually Doc Brown from Back to the Future! There are several possible reasons for this. Firstly, the mane is actually brown, so that suits the name, secondly, his voice actor does have far more of an american accent and does quite old, especialy compared to either of the most recent Doctors. Think of the fan-fic possibilities!
[[WMG: "Granny" Smith is actually the Apple Family's godmother.]]
A Godparent is any relative that has entered in an agreement to adopt the children of a family member in the event the children become orphaned. In Cutie Mark Chronicles, even as children, Applejack and her brother are living with Smith, and Applebloom couldn't have been born yet.
It could be very possible that Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Applebloom are all from different parents, and may not even be related by blood. Fortunately, they are all HappilyAdopted and do not consider blood relation making a bit of difference in who they are to each other.
[[WMG: Owlowiscious is aware of the 4th wall.]]
At the end of the episode, we see him wink at the audience. He doesn't have any of Pinkie's powers though.
[[WMG: Silverspoon is Related to Hoity Toity]]
Most likely, She's his daughter. Why is she living in Ponyville instead of Canterlot? Because her parents are divorced. Silverspoon lives with her mom (let's call her "Platinum"), but both of her parents try to win her over with gifts, favors, and the like, and as a result she has become a spoiled brat.
[[WMG: Diamond Tiara comes from a neglectful and/or emotionally abusive family.]]
She is always wearing a tiara on her head (a ''freaking tiara,'' rather than a bow or ribbon or headband), a ploy to get attention. She becomes visibly distressed at the prospect of being upstaged at her own Cutecinera and having people pay more attention to the CMC than herself at said event. She and Silverspoon briefly mention how awful it would be to be "not special," and she is ''constantly'' going on about her Cutie Mark in her debut episode. This could mean one of two things: Her family places absurdly high expectations on her and expects her to be supremely special, important, and to stand out above everyone else--which is partly why she wears her tiara. When she fails to meet said expectations, when other ponies are paid attention to over her, her parents berate and punish her. Alternatively, no one in her family pays attention to her, so her talk of being special and her need to be noticed is because of that--she just wants someone to love and pay attention to her.
[[WMG: Twist is Mr and Mrs Cake's daughter.]]
A talent for making tasty treats could run in the family, especially when she gets it from both sides. We see Twist's house in Call of the Cutie, but there's no indication that Mr and Mrs Cake live in or above their shop (and living directly underneath Pinkie Pie would be rather trying), so that might have been the Cake residence. Finally, making more than a few types of candy isn't actually something that can easily be done in a home kitchen, but as the Cakes' daughter, she'd have access to Sugarcube Corner's professional equipment, such as the machine that tried to eat the [=CMCs=] in The Show Stoppers.
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[[folder: Season 2 Guesses]]
[[WMG: Should they make a Second Season for the series...]]
* 24/03/2011 - Greenlit for another series of 24 episodes ^^
* Trixie will join the crew as the SixthRanger.
** Many fans like Trixie because of her [[ThirdPersonPerson various]] [[SmugSuper bad]] [[AnythingYouCanDoICanDoBetter attributes]]. Remove them and she's no longer the Trixie we know and like. Keep them and other fans will complain why the Mane Cast is hanging around with somebody [[TheScrappy who's always insulting them]].
* Alternately, Derpy Hooves. In case she becomes popular enough to Hasbro consider making a toy based on her. Well, why not? It's not like Trixie doesn't have followers or that can't be made appealing for the target audience. And Derpy is...Derpy -- [[EnsembleDarkhorse everybrony's favorite pony]].
* Why is no one thinking of Zecora?
** Then she will become a Recurring Character that The Ponies will use for help when they encounter something [[HollywoodVoodoo voodoo]], or She'll become a SixthRanger of some shorts
* As another alternative they will add a male SixthRanger ([[FanNickname Doctor Whoof]] FTW!) in an attempt to cash in even further on the male audience.
** Keep in mind that Hasbro started releasing repaints before they've even released molded versions of some of the ''main cast''. I rather doubt Hasbro is paying any attention to anything at all.
* What about Princess Luna as the SixthRanger? Think about it. Luna has been in the moon for 1000 years. Whether she was awake/percieved it as a full millenium doesn't matter if you realize that any friends she had before imprisonment are probably dead/gone. Secondly, there would be great potential for her development as a character; I'd expect a lot of TheAtoner, guilt, etc. Thirdly, there would be potential for character dynamics; it wouldn't be a stretch at all to have one or more ponies still unsure about her, still wary. And fourth... Hasbro could make another damn toy if they wanted to.
* It will feature longer story arches the way Lauren Faust wanted the show to be rather than episodic.
* It will add more of the "sailor moon" vibe the pilot provided (which was apparently quashed by ExecutiveMeddling), though the majority of the episodes will probably still be the slice of life sort.
** Highly likely, since WordOfGod says that season 2 will be introducing villains. (Woo hoo!)
* There will be an episode where Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy [[PersonalitySwap switch personalities]], [[HilarityEnsues just for hilarity and]] [[TalkingToHimself the fact they're voiced by the same person]].
** Why not Rainbow Dash and Applejack? They share a voice actor too.
*** Never said that couldn't happen either.
[[WMG: The villains will be the same as the mane six, but without the element's of harmony.]]
* Twilight Sparkle: Her Counterpart will remain friendless, caught up in his or her studies. (Friendship)
* Applejack: MagnificentBastard who rips off customers daily. (Honesty)
* Fluttershy: Some sort of ruthless animal trainer that treats her pets like garbage, but still withdrawn from society. (Kindess)
* Rainbow Dash: A talented flier with an extreme case of ChronicBackstabbingDisorder, to the point where no one wants him/her around. (Loyalty)
* Rarity: An extremely greedy hoarder who keeps everything to herself.(Generosity)
* Pinkie Pie: Child Pinkie Pie turned UpToEleven, may be a NietzscheWannabe. (Laughter)
[[WMG: Sea Ponies will eventually be introduced.]]
* Shoo-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo.
* And they'll be based off hippocampus rather than seahorses. Because then they can actually, y'know, do stuff.
* Perhaps an episode where the mane cast befriend a hippocampus, but find it hard to do anything with her because hippocampii can't leave the water.
[[WMG: Dash's second Sonic Rainboom will be important in the future.]]
Her first one indirectly helped the mane cast to get there Cutie Marks, and (as said below) possibly aided in binding the bearers of the Elements of Harmony together. According to Pinkie, no one's ever done a Sonic Rainboom since. So, it's possible that when one does occur, it has far reaching consequences.
** It kind of was, considering ''it already happened. In episode 16. Where the plot revolved around Rainbow pulling it off''. Just sayin'.
*** I believe the OP meant that the Sonic Rainboom in episode 16 will have greater significance than we currently know.
[[WMG: Lauren Faust will include some reference to the '4chan Pony Wars']]
We know that she at least is aware of the shows popularity on 4chan, and considering how wracked the fandom is with the site putting the fan community there into a strangle hold, she's probably going to hear about it at some point. Considering the nods already given to the [[FanCommunityNickname bronies]], I wouldn't doubt one bit that she'd give a little nod at some point as to the plight of the fan community. Perhaps a little dialogue quip or something.
[[WMG: Luna will be a main character in season 2]]
Lauren Faust has said that Luna won't be appearing in the show again until season 2. However, her involvement with the plot beyond that is a mystery. Now, let's look at it this way. Twilight Sparkle needed to learn about friendship because her studies had kept her isolated from other ponies. Luna was isolated for one thousand years and overshadowed by hatred. It wouldn't be a far stretch to imagine Luna joining Twilight in her friendship studies, especially since Twilight and her friends are presumably the only ones who can blast her back to normal if she goes evil again.
[[WMG: Luna's absence in season 1 will be a plot point]]
[[WMG: Somepony will make a reference to Salt Lick City]]
Think about it.
* Or Baltimare. Or Stalliongrad. Or Chicacolt, Illipony. Or Marewaukee, Wiscoltsin. You get the idea. The possibilities are endless
* Baltimare is located in Mareyland, or maybe they'll leave Equestria and go to Maneila in the Fillypines
** Or, we'll find out more about locations already mentioned (Manehattan, Hoofington, Fillydelphia) I get the feeling Fillydelphia has an unusual Americana flair to it.
*** How about Saint Colt, Maneisota?
[[WMG: Parents will show up in the next CMC episode(s)]]
If they will try explore past of other characters parents must be seen at some point, unless one previous WMG about parents is true.
* Partially confirmed - in "Cutie Mark Chronicles", we see Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle's respective parents.
[[WMG: We are going to see glow-in-the-dark ponies soon.]]
The reason Princess Luna flipped out and became Nightmare Moon was due to loneliness and jealousy (no ponies were staying up to enjoy and admire her work, like they were for her sister). The problem is that although she became Princess Luna again, there still aren't any ponies who are usually up all night.
[[WMG: Season two will introduce a new character to the group.]]
Possibly a male one, who would basically can't stand the suger bowl world he lives in. Needless to say, he would be both a [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarker]] and a [[ButtMonkey Butt Monkey]], quite possibly being a [[TakeThat Take That]] to people who bias the show as bad because it's MLP. As the season goes on, he will slowly start being less critical of the world as he starts opening up more to the main cast.
* Also building on the threoy below about season two starting with the main cast in Canterlot, he will be introduced as being a pony who is force to keep an eye on them incase they cause more trouble. (Maybe being the son of a guard pony at the castle, who wants to keep an eye on them but can't.)
** Also building on one of the meta guess examples where there will be a lesson about letting go of friends, in the season two finally he'll be forced to leave the group for some reason, maybe because the higher ups are finally convinced that they won't cause anymore trouble, or due to some important business that will force him to go away for sometime. Could be a bit of a tear jerker if they show that he doesn't want to leave them anymore, maybe sheading a single tear as he's taken away.
*** Would also get bonus points if he's voiced by [[CrispinFreeman Crispin Freeman]] through some miracle.
** If the above thought is true about him being tasked with keeping an eye on the main cast, some of the aesops could be in the form of him submitting reports to his boss/father about what he learned from the gang.
* It's possible that he'll be introduced as the science and technology pony (maybe running a fix-it shop) as a counterpoint to all the magic in Ponyville and Canterlot and to be TheSmartGuy in a way that's different from Twilight. He may also be used in an attempt to give Spike a male friend to relate to and have the two of them bounce snarky dialogue off one another about the general strangeness of Ponyville and its residents as well as the obvious "Women be Different from Men, Yo" jokes.
* You know, a new recurring male wouldn't necessarily ''have'' to be there just to offset the feminine tones of the series; who says he can't just be regarded as an ordinary friend and equal by the mane cast? There could even be some lesson in there about how boys and girls can play together without having to regard one another differently. Given how progressive the show's been thus far, it's not impossible. Plus it wouldn't necessarily conflict with the above suggestion of a GadgeteerGenius pony, which would be an admittedly cool addition to the setting.
* Another idea is that soon after his introduction two or more of the Mane cast will start competing with each other for his affection [[NoGuyWantsToBeChased while he would very much rather stay just friends]]. Through the course of this they would find out that even though they like him, they don't have very much in the way of common interests (him being a bit more laid-back and possibly something of a geek) and eventually call off their pursuit of him ([[RuleOfFunny which he suddenly finds insulting]]). The lesson being that boys and girls can be friends without any kind of romance or ShipTease involved.
* Also he could be the first Pony we see who doesn't live at his job as a lesson that people are more than what they do for a living.
* I think if they do add another guy to the group he won't ''quite'' be a mane character. He'll show up frequently and be involved when he does, but he won't be in every episode and won't be added to the opening credits. Reasons for this can include already having a rather large cast, having to work him naturally into the story rather than shoving him there for the sake of having another male character, and also to test the waters to see how fans both young and old react to him and if he fits in well probably wait until a third season (Hopefully!) to move him into the Mane cast.
* Honestly, though, isn't this Spike's role, essentially? Although I can see them adding another male character just to have someone Spike can talk to when none of the mane 6 are around.
[[WMG: Season 2 will "reintroduce" a team of villains/rivals.]]
Sure, Nightmare Moon escaped from her imprisonment, but who helped her? Those four stars that we saw always within proximity of the moon. If Lauren Faust is allowed to start putting "magical girl" themes back into the show, this troper could totally imagine the four stars appearing as a team of four villainous ponies who want Luna to "regain her powers" as Nightmare Moon and once again shroud Equestria in eternal darkness, so that the stars can always be seen in the sky.
To go deeper, perhaps at the start of the season we'll see Luna failing to make friends, and become envious of Twilight when seeing her surrounded by the other ponies. In come the "star ponies", who offer her unconditional friendship with a false smile, and she desperately accepts. Thus, the kiddies get to learn about the various ways that "friends" can take advantage of you and play you for a foal. These events would also provide a wealth of plot potential for the creators to work with, both as individual episodes, and as an overarching, season-long storyline that Lauren Faust (and many fans) seem to desire more.
[[WMG: Season 2 will introduce more Elemental groupings.]]
For example: The Elements of Justice (Intelligence, Patience, Diligence)
[[WMG: Season two will involve a search for the "Seventh Element"]]
The seventh being "Courage" which is possessed by Spike, however since his young body is too fragile to handle such a power using it will involve a temporary PlotRelevantAgeUp until he learns how to control it.
[[WMG: Similarly, season two will introduce [[EvilCounterpart evil counterparts]] to the Elements of Harmony.]]
For example: The Elements of Chaos or Discord.
* With Trixie being the leader and [[EvilCounterpart evil counter part]] of Twilight.
[[WMG: A later episode will feature Twilight and company visitng Zecora's homeland]]
There'll be some SceneryPorn inspired by the Serengeti Plains, the usual culture shock jokes, maybe an encounter with a monster from African folklore in which they team up with the locals to save the day, and a lesson in mutual respect for other cultures or something.
[[WMG: Whatever character WeirdAlYankovic is asked to play will have some relationship to Pinkie Pie]]
Recently, in a Twitter feed, Wierd Al was asked to Voice Act for the show. He hasn't replied, but if and when he does, the character he plays will have some relationship with Pinkie Pie. Because, let's be honest, its too good of a chance for anyone to miss.
* Wait; Weird Al is going to be a horse? [[BackAtTheBarnyard Why does that sound familiar?]]
[[WMG: The ugly dresses from ''Suited for Success'' will eventually reappear during a costume party.]]
Expect Rarity to be appalled, until it's pointed out that technically she didn't design them, her '''friends''' did.
[[WMG: The series 2 villains will include [[TransformersAnimated Blackarachnia and Waspinator]].]]
The ''Transformers Animated'' art style would go well with that of ''MLP:FIM'', and since ''TFA'' ended prematurely, there are a whole lot of unresolved plot threads. Plus, it would allow Hasbro to reuse moulds they've already made.
Blackarachnia and Waspinator would fit well as villains. Both were spurned by their comrades due to events beyond their control. Blackarachnia is hated by the other Transformers because of her organic components, and Waspinator was imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit. Learning about comradeship again would fit well with the friendship them of ''My Little Pony''.
* If not as a crossover, then a quick appearance as a regular (oversized) spider and wasp with the same voice actors.
[[WMG: This series will spawn a movie]]
It will probably be direct-to-DVD, but there will at some point be a full-length movie that will be made for this series. Perhaps several.
* One of the movies will not be an original movie, but a CompilationMovie made from "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E3TheTicketMaster The Ticket Master]]," "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess Suited For Success]]," and "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The Best Night Ever]]."
[[WMG: [[RhinoRampage Rhinos]] will appear on the show.]]
And they will be a TakeThat against TestosteronePoisoning.
[[WMG: Season 2 will feature Nightmare Moon possessing at least one of the mane cast]]
Since WordOfGod has confirmed that Luna was turned into Nightmare Moon by some kind of external force of evil, and that season 2 is going to have a recurring villain, it seems awfully likely that this being will reappear in some capacity. It might just possess Luna again, of course, but "Party of One" and "The Best Night Ever" have demonstrated that Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are fragile enough to be potential targets as well. They both react very badly to being unappreciated - just like Luna - and might likewise be corrupted in a moment of weakness.
After a few episodes of villainy, Luna will then join the remaining mane characters and will wield either the Element of Laughter or the Element of Kindness in Pinkie Pie's/Fluttershy's stead to defeat Nightmare Moon and return whoever to normal.
* If Nightmare Moon (or whatever was behind Luna's transformation) wants a powerful host, Twilight would be the perfect candidate. A "Twilight Moon" with Twillight's GlowingEyesOfDoom would be awesome and frightening at the same time.
** Or, as part of a BaitAndSwitch whatever possessed Luna will try and trick the Mane Cast and Luna into thinking it wants either Luna or Twilight in order to distract them from its real target [[spoiler: Spike, adding the almost unstoppable power of a dragon to its own.]]
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's mental fragility will be an argumental point during season 2.]]
Word of God confirmed villains during season 2, which means a confrontation against the bearers of the Elements of the Harmony. Pinkie seems to be the weakest link among them, so by breaking her into another depression pit, the Element of Laughter is removed from the Big Bad's way.
* Unless the villain isn't throughly annoyed of Pinkie's antics. Pinkie isn't really that easy to break. We've only seen one breakdown from her once.
* and that breakdown came from her thinking she'd failed in what is almost literally her only reason for being alive - making those around her happy.
[[WMG: As a counter to the above: Pikie Pie's personality will become a plot point in Season 2]]
Word of God confirmed villains during season 2, which means a confrontation against the bearers of the Elements of the Harmony. Perhaps the PsychoRangers speculated above will be counterpoints to the mane cast (Elements of Discord?)
When Pinkie Pie goes against her opposite (Element of Despair?) rather than give in, she will cause Despair to undergo a HeelFaceTurn by sheer force of her joy. [[TearJerker And it will be the most]] ManlyTears [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming inducing thing in the show to date.]]
* Extra points if it involves a DisneyDogFight between the Elements of Harmony and Elements of Discord/Chaos/Whatever.
[[WMG: Rarity will gain a new LustObject in Season 2]]
After having her dreams of marrying a prince dashed at the Grand Galloping Gala, Rarity will move on to another eligable bachlor pony. This might also [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption end in failure]] when she finds what is wrong with this one. The cycle will continue in later seasons.
* Alternatively, Rarity finds herself in an actually decent relationship with an actually decent stallion, prompting the rest of the mane cast to deal with feeling neglected when Rarity spends so much time with him instead of them. Dealing with jealousy of attention when one's friends start dating is a real concern for teenagers, after all. To preserve [[StatusQuoIsGod status quo]], her love interest might live in Canterlot and thus not be able to show up very often.
[[WMG: The first episode of the second season will still take place in Canterlot, after the Gala.]]
At the end of "Best Night Ever", the Mane Cast is still in Canterlot, hanging out with Spike and the princess in the bakery. The second season will begin exactly where "Best Night Ever" ended, tying up some loose ends. Maybe we will see a number of angry aristocrats demanding an explanation for what happened at the Gala from Celestia and the Mane Cast. Maybe we'll see Blueblood or the gardener again. This would also be a good moment for Luna to appear again.
[[WMG: Prince Blueblood will learn a lesson in humility]]
After he is banished from Canterlot for insulting Celestia's students.
[[WMG: Rarity opens up a franchise in Canterlot]]
And from then on, roughly half of the episodes take place there.
[[WMG: Trixie will return in the second or third season, AND... ]]
She will have a royal commission to study friendship from Princess '''Luna''', effectively making her the [[BlackMagicianGirl Black Magician Pony]] to Twilight's [[MagicalGirlWarrior Magical Pony Warrior]], and will also wind up being either her WorthyOpponent, FriendlyEnemy, or TheRival.
Even though they won't be in true opposition to each other (both will be trying to save friendships and ponies with what they learn) the [[EvilCounterpart mirroring aspect]] will be complete enough that while Twilight is focused on what makes friendships start and grow, Trixie will be finding out what makes them fail and die. Also, while Twilight has Spike as a [[NonHumanSidekick Non-Pony Sidekick]], Trixie will wind up with Snips & Snails as her [[MinionWithAnFInEvil assistants]].
At least a fifth to a fourth of the show's Aesop endings will be submitted by Trixie to Luna, and will provide a wrap-up of what NOT to do.
[[WMG: Updated villains from previous MLP generations will appear.]]
Hell, Tirek's appearance alone make for an awesome bunch of episodes
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode in which: ]]
Celestia will leave Twilight in temporary charge (while having the important stuff already done, just to be sure) of Equestria, while she and Luna take a spa day or something. As the rest of the cast get toured around the capital by Spike, in which [[HilarityEnsues hilarity ensues]]. [[TheChainsOfCommanding Twilight will become obsessed with the littlest things.]] Add in Pinkie causing riots or something. At the end, Celestia will return, and teach Twilight that leaders need to place trust in their followers, that not everything needs to be done yourself.
[[WMG: Musical Episode!]]
Even more than usual, I mean. Weird Al could make a [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome Pony Polka!]]
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode in which: ]]
Spike will [[RhymesOnADime yearn to learn]] about his dragon parents, or substitute parents, who believe in [[TheSpartanWay The Spartan Way]]. Eventually, he will realise that their way doesn't fit him, and [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming he will have a montage of growing up with Twilight at Canterlot]]. This will serve as an Aesop about adoptive parents.
* They actually did an episode very similar to this in the 80's series.
* Alternatively, maybe his dragon parents aren't that bad at all, but even then, Spike still misses Twilight.
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode where Spike goes through Dragon Puberty]]
Specifically: getting his wings and possibly horns. At first he'll think that he's awkward and ugly and possibly try to run away again when his clumsiness ruins some important event, only to eventually be reassured that his friends still love him anyway and went through similar phases only to come out okay themselves.
* As mentioned under ArtEvolution and VocalEvolution Spike is one of the few characters who is visibly aging as the show progresses. Perhaps dragons age at different rates than ponies and he will eventually start going though larger growth spurts as he becomes an adolescent. It's possible his voice actor may be recast too.
[[WMG: Spike will be granted his own special Cutie Mark]]
After an episode where he feels ostracized and left out because Dragons don't have cutie marks. Either Twilight or Celestria will use their magic to grant him one of his own after proving himself in some fashion. Ideas for his mark are:
* A burst of green fire
* A scroll in engulfed in green flames
* a stylized green dragon
* A dragon's wing
[[WMG: One or both episodes what left from s1 production and wait to season 2 premiere will be set during winter. ]]
There is only one episode set in winter and focused on ending it. Other seasons of the year are showed but series lack any real winter episode. So it best canditade to be in those episodes.
[[WMG: Luna episode will be flashback to times when she become Nightmare Moon ]]
[[WMG: There will be an episode where Dash finally gets an invite to join the Wonderbolts...]]
... But ends up turning it down, because she finds out that if she takes it she'll rarely ever get to see her friends again. The aesop of the episode would be something like sometimes friends are more important then ones own desires. (Of course, it would be a massive case of [[YourMilageMayVary YMMV]] to some people if pulled this way.)
* Alternatively, it could be somethinng like she finnally gets an invite to join them, but something puts her friends in danger (Possibly the antagonist of season 2). She would then be forced between her friends or joining the Wonderbolts, to which she'll get a BigDamnHeroes moment when she chooses her friends.
[[WMG: Alternatively There will be an episode involving RD and Wonderbolts but she will just hang with them or be a temporary member.]]
And episode will be about or conclusion from it that RD will abandon for now or forever of her dream to be Wonderbolt and stick with rest of main six as what she realizes that it is her true calling.
* Alternatively-alternatively (Wonderbolt episode ideas are fun!), one of the Wonderbolts gets injured before an upcoming race with a rival team and Spitfire suggests having Rainbow Dash (she did win the Best Young Flyer's competition after all) fill in. As it turns out, the rival team is the best flying team of griffons, with none other than Gilda (who's still bitter about the events of "Griffon the Brush Off") among their ranks. At some point in the episode, for whatever reason, Gilda's life will be in danger and Dash will have to choose between saving Gilda or winning the race for the Wonderbolts, and of course chooses Gilda. They reconcile, Spitfire tells Dash she made the right choice even though the Wonderbolts lost the race, an Aesop is given about loyalty to friends, you get the idea.
* Or Dash is given the chance to perform a routine with them, triggering a major "ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh" attack. While she doesn't become a permanent mamber, she a least gets to keep the costume.
[[WMG: Or an episode where Rainbow Dash learns of all the mundane things the Wonderbolts do, and loses interest in the group]]
[[WMG: There will be Rainbow Dash solo song]]
Everypony would like this. Perhaps in episodes from above WMG.
* Oh god, do want!
[[WMG: Season 2 will feature an episode in which:]]
A magical mishap of some sort causes the mane cast to turn into adorable babies, [[HilarityEnsues and the responsibility of taking care of them will fall to the CMC]]. Zecora may get some time to shine as well, as she would most likely be the first one that Applebloom would think of to ask for help; this would also give the writers an excuse to have the CMC become [[BadlyBatteredBabysitter Badly Battered Babysitters]] as they try to keep six rambunctious babies from getting hurt in the Everfree Forest and learn a lesson about responsibility.
[[WMG: One episode will feature [[MemeticMutation double rainbow all the all the way across the sky]].]]
What will it mean? It might even be a triple rainbow!
[[WMG: [[Fanfic/{{Progress}} Before the end of the second season, Princess Luna will be seen using an abacus.]] ]]
Due to a fan fiction, Fanfic/{{Progress}}, that seems to be gaining attention among the fans. However, as the season is already in production (and two episodes are already done), the scene will most likely be in the later episodes and the result of post-production. The only reason there won't be a simple mention in the dialog is because that has to be done first, and most likely has been either completed or is near completion by now.
[[WMG: Season 2 will prove to be a base breaker due to ExecutiveMeddling.]]
We know that Lauren has reduced her involvement with the show in the second season; she says she has full confidence in the crew working on it, but she would sort of have to say that wouldn't she. I'm worried that the show may start to move away from Lauren's brand of storytelling back toward the sort of stereotypical "girlie" stuff that Lauren was trying to get away from in the first place. This will divide the base as many old-school bronies don't like it, but the target audience doesn't care as much.
(I'm very hopeful that the act of making this prediction will make the universe strive to prove me wrong.)
* The "Equestria Girls" song proves that Hasbro (or at least the Hub) knows about [[PeripheryDemographic the bronies]], so hopefully they will continue to make it appeal to them. I almost feel that they will try too hard and fail that way.
** But that promo was put together by the Hub, not necessarily by the people actually making the show itself. You can't tell anything about what the show's staff will do from that.
*** Yes, but so far the people who make the show have earned our trust. The promo suggests that ExecutiveMeddling probably won't make the show take a turn for the worse.
* The show's awesomeness is not all down to Lauren. Daniel Ingram, the animators, the writers, even the voice actresses, they all play a part in making the show what it is. And despite what Hasbro might think, little girls aren't idiots. If the show changes for the worst, they'll get as upset as the older fans, they just won't complain on the internet.
* Actually, a clarification that Lauren posted suggested that one of the reasons she's not so involved is that the things she needed to contribute to Season 2, such as basic episode ideas, were pretty much done. So her ideas will be implemented, hopefully, and there's the rest of the very talented staff remaining. This troper is optimistic about season 2.
[[WMG: There will be [[FreakyFridayFlip The Obligatory Body Swap Episode]].]]
Maybe it won't be in Season 2, maybe it will, but at some point in the show's course there will inevitably be some sort of magical accident that causes the mane cast to turn into one another, [[VoicesAreMental though still sounding like themselves for some reason]], and be forced to live as each other for a single day. The friendship report will, naturally, be about different perspectives and walking a mile in someone else's horseshoes. Here are some possible swapees and who they might become. Feel free to add.
* Twilight Sparkle
** Rainbow Dash
** Princess Celestia
** Spike
* Rarity
** Fluttershy
** Rainbow Dash, for a little MythologyGag (see [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwyIR598a_s here]])
* Pinkie Pie
** Twilight Sparkle
* Applejack
** Rarity
* Fluttershy
** Pinkie Pie
* Rainbow Dash
** Applejack
* ...Spike?
** Twilight Sparkle
** Even better, Rarity for a hilarious MythologyGag! (Spike's voice actress was G3 Rarity)
* Hell, maybe even Princess Celestia!
** Twilight Sparkle
** Luna, probably for some coup d'etate
[[WMG: Season 2 will introduce Hippogriffs, the port town of Stalliongrad and Airships]]
The Hippogriffs will also come in Unicorn (though this time it's double Horned), Pegasus, and Earth varieties, and be highly skilled with tools and vehicles given their Pony Heritage, Claws by Griffin heritage, and their never-ending need to find new and better ways to make dinner with little or no effort on their part. They live in Stalliongrad, a massive seaport-airport hybrid where ships sail the seas and the skies.
* It would also reek heavily of communist bloc cities, and the aesop is finding joy in the darkest of times.
[[WMG: The Girls get re-invited to the gala, but they don't want to go]]
* So they try to foist the tickets on other ponies, but are having trouble choosing who to give them to.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle gets stuck in a "Twlight" spoof episode]]
* She'll be harassed by a (very shiny) unicorn named Night Glider, who wants to do EVERYTHING with Twilight. The other five Ponies don't like him AT ALL. Initially, Twilight thinks they're just jealous, but soon finds out Night Glider was very literal with the phrase "be by your side forever". Eventually, he is booted out of Ponyville by the Mane cast (possibly by using the elements of Harmony again) and everyone learns a lesson in "friends look out for each other's best interests."
** For some weird reason, I actually want to see this...
** Throw in a jealous hippogrif named Blackmane, Pinkie Pie and Rarity recruiting for Team Blackmane and Team Night Glider, and you got a PARTY.
[[WMG: Luna disguises herself as "Moon Dancer" and tries to live life as a normal earth pony for an episode or two]]
* Of course, Pinkie Pie can see right through her disguise and nearly blows her cover on several occasions.
[[WMG: We meet the parents of the Mane cast]]
* It turns out Pinkie Pie's parents are as humorless as she's mentioned, But her sisters are a different case. One is a bit of a klepto and the other one appears to suffer from OCD.
* Twilight's parents are extremely proud of their daughter, Her mother is a Teacher for young Unicorns and her father is an astronomer. They are also terrified of turning into plants again.
* Fluttershy comes from an extremely wealthy family, With both of her parents being bombastic and loud, scaring the poor filly to shyness.
* Rainbow Dash doesn't have a mom or a dad, but was raised by four of her uncles. She doesn't seem to question why her birth parents were never around, but she likes to brag that she has "twice as many parents as you have"
** turns out her real parents are [[ClashOfTheTitans the original Pegasus]] and [[RainbowBrite Starlite]].
* Rarity's parents are both artists, though terrible with money. Rarity remembers a rather spartan childhood, half of the money she makes at her shop goes to care for her parents.
* However we will only meed ''one'' of Spike's parents who will explain why the gave him up for "adoption" and just why some dragons do this (Perhaps his mother died and male dragons are ill-equipped to raise young.).
[[WMG: Spike will get turned into a pony for an episode]]
Because it would not only be [[HilarityEnsues funny]], but the [[AnAesop moral]] could be a "Trot a mile in Another's Hooves" type deal.
* For bonus hilarity Spike's pony form will become a LustObject for Rarity only for Spike to be turned off by her aggressive pursuit.
* Alternative, he'll become a LustObject for ''[[ToyShip Sweetie Belle]]''
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash will go back in time and perform a Sonic Rainboom thereby creating the original myth surrounding the phenomenon.]]
* Well...that would explain how the "myth" began when supposedly nobody had ever performed a Sonic Rainboom before. Maybe the one who witnesses it is a younger Celestia, [[FridgeBrilliance which could maybe explain why she didn't attempt to save Rarity in "Sonic Rainboom".]]
[[WMG: A member of the Apple family gets married]]
Not any direct relation to Applejack, but a distant cousin or something. The gang prepares for the wedding, and the [=CMCs=] want to help out. On the day of the wedding, Sweetie Bell and Apple bloom arrive on time, but Scootaloo oversleeps. This is especially bad, since she was supposed to pick up the wedding bands (Bracelets, because ponies don't have fingers) and she has not done that yet. In her mad dash to get to the wedding on time, she accidentally crashes into the wedding arch, sending it crashing down. Sweetie Bell manages to distract all the guests by performing for them and Apple Bloom repairs everything. everything works out, and by the end of the episode, Twilight tells the [=CMCs=] to take a look at their flanks...
[[WMG: Gilda and Trixie will team up with the villains.]]
Ashamed with being laughed out of Ponyville, Trixie falls into a deep depression. The same evil force that turned Luna into Nightmare Moon will see this as an opportunity to take over a potentially powerful host. It convinces her to host it, promising that it will greatly amplify her powers. It also manages to convince other characters, among them, Gilda, to join it's side. They go to fight the main characters. Gilda is asked to take down Rainbow Dash. She gives Rainbow Dash a beating, but finds herself unable to deliver the final blow. She remembers the good times that they had, and their years of friendship. She realizes what a jerk she was, and decides to side with the main characters, fighting against the evil force.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo will have her own episode]]
It will be about a letter that HAS to be delivered, but can't due to some complication (a monster?) and the name of it will be some pun on "Through hail, wind or snow". The Mane cast will gain a new found respect for the postal service, and the aesop will be about appreciating people. And it will still have plenty of derpy moments, even if Derpy will be shown to be a good mailmare overall.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie will have an episode where the Aesop will be about PoorCommunicationKills]]
Because after the paraspite ep it would be odd. Might show up in season 3 instead.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle will be turned into a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Vampony]]]]
But she'll find that [[YourVampiresSuck undeath is overrated]] as she can't be around her friends without hungering for their blood (or LifeEnergy since it's a kid's show), can't see her beloved mentor's sun again, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking doesn't cast a reflection]]. So she'll find a cure for it by the end of the episode.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves is going to have a FaceHeelTurn]]
We already know that she is going to be part of the Mane cast, but she doesn't exactly represent an element of harmony (since there should only be 6,) does she? The answer? They put in an opposite force, elements of discord or whatever, and use HER as the 6th one, we already have 5 (the force that controlled Luna, and the 4 stars that helped Nightmare Moon escape). Some of the later (or pilot) episode(s) will revolve around this turn of events, possibly with a solid continuity. I only wish it didn't make so much sense.
* When did Lauren Faust say Derpy'd be part of the '''Mane''' cast?
[[WMG: Elements of Discord/Chaos will be simple opposites of Elements of Harmony]]
Kindess vs. Malice, Generosity vs. Avarice, Loyalty vs. Betrayul, Honesty vs. Deceitfulness/Deception, Laughter vs. Despair/Gloom, and Magic/Friendship vs. Oblivion/Isolation. Alternatively, Magic will be a common element with Twilight Sparkle ending up on a precipice between them as part of an ongoing seasonal plot/undercurrent (provided another skilled magic user doesn't show up, or they don't just use Trixie).
* Also, the Element of Betrayal and the Element of Deceit will both be [[HeelFaceRevolvingDoor Heel Face Revolving Doors]], and the Element of Malice will be either TheChessmaster or a MagnificentBastard.
[[WMG: Season 2 itself will feature a real shout-out to Bronies...]]
They'll be portrayed as [[{{Youkai}} Oni]] (Ogre-like creatures from Japanese mythology). The Bro-Oni are either going to be brutish but ultimately friendly creatures who befriend the ponies or villainous and are minions to a BigBad.
[[WMG: Later seasons will have more Soundheim Shout Out songs]]
Season One already has two songs that are clear takes on songs from two of his shows. Clearly it's only a matter of time before we get songs such as ''[[AFunnyThingHappenedOnTheWayToTheForum Everybody Ought to]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8 Have a Laugh]] by Pinkie Pie, or [[SweeneyTodd Poor]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaSddGiwNI4&feature=fvst Kitten]] by Fluttershy.
[[WMG: At some point the Mane cast will encounter a gigantic subterranean monster]]
It'll cause earthquakes just by moving and will be so massive all they can see is its eye. After 20 minutes of trying to communicate with it or fight it Celestia will show up and say "sorry we woke you up [[spoiler: mom, me and Luna will try to play more quietly now.]]"
[[WMG: Big Bad of this season will be named: Krastos the Glue Maker]]
However, nopony will understand why he chose that title since the glue that exists in Equestria isn't animal based and never has been.
* His own glue might not even be made from (or be explicitly said to be made from) horses. He'll be a different sort of villain, perhaps a high-class thief or a send-up of ruthless businesses.
[[WMG: Sweet Apple Acres is hit by a blight]]
after bringing Granny Smith home from surgery, Big Mac, Applejack and Apple Bloom find out that in their absence their crops have been hit by "skyworms" and have rendered it all inedible. With the family's source of Income gone, and Granny Smith's medical bills keep piling up, the three grandchildren have to figure out a way to make ends meet. Applejack asked Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Fluttershy for help, but they each run off in a different direction. Big Macintosh offers his services as a delivery pony, but does not get many customers, Applejack gets a part-time job at Sugar cube corner (Because Pinkie Pie has gone to visit her parents) but is too stressed to do anything right, and poor Apple bloom tries a bunch of things, but fails at every turn. When "Mr. Taxes" comes to repossess the farm, Twilight sparkle runs up and presents Mr. Taxes with a basket full of bits. Twilight has sold some of her books to help Applejack and her family, but sadly this isn't enough. Rarity and Fluttershy show up with a BIGGER basket of bits, as they worked their tails off to find and sell gems, but this still isn't enough. Finally Rainbow Dash shows up with the rest of town, She did a little stunt show to raise money, and when the townsponies asked why, they each wanted to help. The Cakes, Mayor Pony, Cherrilee, and everyone else shows up with money in hoof. Before anyone could count it all, Spike coughs up a letter from Celestia, who has graciously loaned the apple family one million bits. Applejack is moved to tears by her friend's generosity, and Mr. Taxes lets the Apple family keep their farm. In the end, they had all collected fourteen times the amount of money the apple family needed, and since Pinkie pie just returned (With the entire crop of another Apple family's farm in tow. Don't worry, this was donated), they throw a party. The Aesop is "True friends stick together through thick and thin".
[[WMG: Rarity tries to "Turn Rainbow Dash into a Lady."]]
A fellow designer stops by Rarity's shop to "find inspiration" and she introduces herself to the rest of the mane cast. Things go well until she meets Rainbow Dash, who seems to give the guest pony a rather slovenly greeting and she arrives at the shop covered in mud. Deeply offended, Rarity asks the girls to please help Miss Designer by touring ponyville, and Rarity sets to work teaching Rainbow Dash etiquette. Dash does not enjoy one minute of this and tries to thwart Rarity's attempts. Eventually, the rest of the Mane cast are forced to return to the shop, where Rarity and rainbow dash have begun to fight it out. Suddenly, The designer reveals her less lady-like side, and this shocks everyone. It turns out the designer was born and raised in the boonies of equestria, and seems relieved that she has found someone she can be less formal around. The lesson here is "You can't change people, accept them for who they are"
[[WMG: The evil force that took over Princess Luna will return and take over Princess Celestia.]]
Her evil persona will be something along the lines of "Hellfire Sun". Princess Luna and the mane cast will join together and find a way to purge the evil from her as they did with Luna.
[[WMG: Advancing from the above, the evil force that took over Luna will function as a (rather light, though) KnightOfCerebus.]]
[[WMG: We'll get a TimeTravel episode where some of the cast meets Nightmare Moon during her imprisonment.]]
There'll be an accident sending some ponies to the moon during NightmareMoon's imprisonment. Nightmare Moon, having gone crazy from the lack of social interaction, will go {{Yandere}} for them.
[[WMG: The first episode of Season 2 will be a WhamEpisode.]]
This theory relies on Season 2 being more like the original idea Lauren Faust had. Most likely it would take place in Canterlot, shortly after the events of "Best Night Ever", with a new villain (Maybe even a KnightOfCerebus ) attacking.
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode with the original [=FiM=] prototype characters appearing]]
Posey, Surprise, Firefly, Sparkler. Twilight's moms old friends come back, and the gang notices the GenerationXerox going on. Thumbs up if one of the old gang is related to one of the mane cast (besides Twilight and Twilight).
* For this to happen, Hasbro would have to somehow regain the copyrights to those characters. If they did that, it would actually be [[AndTheFandomRejoiced kinda]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]].
** Considering how popular the series is, I wouldn't doubt it. Plus Twilight appeared as Twilight's mom, though she didn't speak and wasn't referred to by name; it's undeniably Twilight, and WordOfGod has confirmed it. They could just as easily make the others appear, though their fur tones would probably changed similar to how Twilight's mom went from pink to white.
[[WMG: G1 Ponies will reappear]]
Twilight's mom is more-or-less Twilight from G1 (I believe its WordOfGod too), and Moondancer was mentioned in the pilot. Aside from Sea-Ponies, I expect some more G1 Ponies.
[[WMG: One of the Mane cast will get romantically involved with somepony, causing tension with the others]]
For example, Fluttershy and Big Macintosh start working together on something, then they start spending all their time together, then both Applejack and Angel get jealous and come up with a series of antics to break them up. And in the end Big Mac and Fluttershy assure them that they're just friends (for now).
[[WMG: There will be an episode that will address Cutie Mark Failure Insanity Syndrome]]
Considering that [[DysfunctionJunction all of the mane characters]] have had at least [[SanitySlippage one mental breakdown]], it would be interesting to have an episode where they have to face their problems.
[[WMG: List of G1 character that would appear in Season 2]]
* Tirek
** The most likely candidate for BigBad of Season 2, if not BiggerBad. Would be a level of villainy similar to the Lich from ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''.
* The Crabnasties
** A single one would be introduced to the show as a grumpy civil servant who's main job is to exterminate the seemingly harmless and innocent posies. Fluttershy would feel sorry for one of them and took one home.....only for it to [[SealedEvilInACan cause all kinds of trouble]], accumulating to the posy growing to kaiju sized and devouring all of Ponyvile. The Crabnasty will then [[BigDamnHero come to the rescue]] and kill off the posy with ease. Celestia might enter and explain the crabnasty's job and the lesson that seemingly disgusting and cruel jobs are sometimes necessary, and the lesson of judging a book by its cover is reinforced.
* The Grundles
** Race of goblin like creatures who have a separate society outside of Equestria in the middle of the desert far beyond Appleloosa. It would be parallel to pony society, with the ponies living in a land where its a peaceful society consisting of herbivores in a bright, colorful location where nature is practically micromanaged while the grundles themselves are more carnivorous, live underground to protect themselves from the harsh desert sun, have [[ProudWarriorRace deep warrior traditions]], and surrounded by various shades of brown and grey as nature runs its course without any outside interference. Episodes here could teach lessons about adapting to and respecting other cultures and knowing that different societies have different viewpoints on life.
* Sea Ponies
** Aquatic ponies mentioned before, but would be hippocampuses instead of actual sea horses. Also, the infamous SHOO BE DOO might or not be included. If so, it would be used as the sea ponies' main defense mechanism against predators, [[SuckinessIsPainful who find it SO bad they immediately swim away in pain]] as a way of incorporating [[TakeThat the opinion of modern audiences of that song]].
[[WMG: List of Original Characters that would appear in Season 2]]
* Harry the Bear
** Would initially shock Rainbow Dash, considering she thought she made him up. Though tends to get grumpy at times, he may ultimately have a soft spot for ponies and may be good friends with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy down the line.
* Krastos the Glue Maker
** A giant, powerful, and bloodthirsty warrior who targets ponies to make glue out of them. More detailed bio would either be: A) a VillainOfTheWeek who becomes recurring as the season continues along, and either the [[PsychoForHire hired help of the]] BigBad and/or the leader of a group of thugs; B) an ancient evil that was initially defeated by Celestia and Luna eons ago and no has recently escaped the prison he was trapped in and had been merely a scary story until then; or C) one of Tirek's many monikers.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie will help Sweetie Belle get over her fear of singing in front of audiences.]]
[[WMG: Season Two will showcase a HalloweenEpisode .]]
Depending on how aware the production crew is of fanfiction, it might bear resemblance to StoryOfTheBlanks.
* Although it may end up [[LighterAndSofter marginally lighter]], but scary nonetheless, whether it be [[AccidentalNightmareFuel unintentional]] [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel or not]].
[[WMG: We will see the Wonderbolts without their flying suits.]]
Or at the very least, Spitfire and Soarin'.
[[WMG: A pony will forcibly become the next Nightmare Moon.]]
Using the issues they have with subtle manipulation of their memories, how they hear things, or thoughts, as well as promises for power.
Ponies that may become the second Nightmare Moon:
* Twilight Sparkle
* Pinkie Pie
* Twilight Sparkle's Mother
[[WMG: Diamond Tiara will temporarily lose her cutie mark]]
She has to spend a whole week without it, and comes to respect the CMCs a little more. She still remains friends with them once she gets her cutie mark back (but she keeps it a secret).
[[WMG:The Cutie Mark Crusaders will gain another member]]
Who it might be:
* Dinky Hooves.
* Somepony we haven't met yet.
* A pony who thinks they "got the wrong cutie mark" (this member only sticks around for one episode).
* Someone who's not a pony at all, but thinks the can still earn a cutie mark (A griffon, or perhaps another baby dragon. Maybe Little Strongheart will come back).
* An adult pony who after all these years still hasn't acquired a cutie mark.
[[WMG: There will be an episode where Rainbow Dash puts on a member of the Wonderbolts uniform while they aren't looking...]]
[[HilarityEnsues ...And proceed to get chased around by Wonderbolts fans.]]
[[WMG: There will be an episode parodying the perception of Celestia as evil.]]
By either misunderstanding, possession, or... Really, who knows what else?
* And it will be called "A Bird In The Hoof."
[[WMG: Some Ponies will get ADayInTheLimelight.]]
* Derpy/Ditzy: Mostly for the fans.
* Doctor Whoof: The entire episode will be an AffectionateParody of DoctorWho.
* Prince Blueblood: Revolving around him going to Ponyville for a day. [[HumiliationConga Humiliation]] [[HilarityEnsues Ensues]].
* Trixie: Perhaps even [[ThrowTheDogABone getting a legitimate victory]].
[[WMG: The mane cast will meet a SpearCounterpart.]]
They'll show up out of the blue with their own elements and help the girls out with the problem of the day.
[[WMG: Season 2 image guesses]]
Jayson Thiessen tweeted [[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v3dohU3XE04/TjhzwyYvh_I/AAAAAAAAJrs/zwEc-SrmL8Y/s1600/yfsiv.jpg these]] [[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pMBbeZSenlc/Tjh0kFGu_RI/AAAAAAAAJrw/Td4MPHRYJmE/s1600/89835474.jpg two]] teasers of Season 2. They're not much, but the time for crazy speculation is NOW!
* Twilight is still a bookworm, Spike is still her #1 assistant
* The images are from the first episode, and for whatever reason Twilight is reading up on the Elements of Harmony again.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash will have to deal with feelings of rivalry towards Scootaloo]]
We already know that Scootaloo can put out a ''ridiculous'' amount of thrust; she's capable of towing the combined weight of all the Cutie Mark Crusaders plus Pinkie Pie at ludicrous land speeds without looking like its any particular effort for her. Once Scoot learns how to get proper lift as well as thrust, she's going to fly like a ''rocket''. And Rainbow Dash, who's been encouraging Scootaloo the whole time, will have to suddenly confront feelings of jealousy as her young sort-of-protege is suddenly busting her air speed records (unless Rainbow Dash uses the Sonic Rainboom, of course, but Dash doesn't want to be a one-trick pony in the air). Possibly this could be ameliorated by Dash still being more ''maneuverable'' (as Scootaloo is also probably going to corner like a lead brick on a roller skate), but the basic moral challenge for Rainbow Dash will still be the same; can you be satisfied with just being one of the best, or do you have to be ''the'' best? Can you take pride in being the best at some things or do you need to be the best at ''every'' thing related to what you do? And if the latter, how can you do that at the expense of being jealous of your own student, and somebody who completely idolizes you?
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[[WMG: Princess Celestia was Megan from the TV Specials, movie and My Little Pony and Friends]]
After the latest {{sugarapocalypse}}, Megan used the power of the Rainbow of Light to upgrade herself and turn Dream Valley into Equestria.
* Megan even had a little sister, Molly...
** {{Jossed}}, WordOfGod states that "Luna and Celestia have no siblings.", Megan and Molly have a brother.
*** Their brother died in the aforementioned {{sugarapocalypse}}. Which is what caused Megan to be willing the use the Rainbow of Light make such major changes.
* Megan's world change also converted the Princess Ponies magic wands into the Elements of Harmony. Thereby, guaranteeing that even if someone like Lavan go a hold of them again they would be unable to use them.
* WordOfGod says that Twilight Sparkle's mom might be the G1 Twilight.
[[WMG: Episode 18 (Show Stoppers) is going to involve one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders getting a cutie mark]]
We've seen now that Sweetie Bell has some serious singing going on. Maybe it's going to be her. After all, it ''is'' a talent contest they're going to be entering.
It may be that the episode is going to be about what happens ''after'' the fact.
The non-cutie marked fillies may start to feel that the cutiemarked pony no longer really "fits" into the Cutie Mark Crusaders and the strain it will put in their friendship and sense of belonging. But they'll see that, while it was their lack of cutie makers that made them friends, it is not what has to keep them friends and they should keep friends for who they are and because they enjoy their company.
Or maybe that one with the cutie mark is going to become a bit "flaunty" and the story will focus on that. But this moral has been done already in "Boast Busters" and "Sonic Rainboom."
** Sadly, Jossed.
[[WMG: The first season finale will end on a pseudo-cliffhanger.]]
We know the creators wanted to make the series more serialized from the start, with stronger MagicalGirl elements, but the execs nixed it in favor of episodic wacky antics. It stands to reason that, if they still want to use the story arc ideas they had, they might use the fact that the show is an established success to start sneaking in more serialized material. The best way to do that would probably be to have the first season finale end in such a way that it works as a stand alone but still raises more questions than it answers and leaves the audience asking for more, which might just convince the execs to let the writers give them more.
* Jossed.
[[WMG: Season finale will not be just a cliffhanger, it will be a WhamEpisode]]
Something more shocking, something what will change Status Quo, maybe even it will take few season 2 episodes to back to season 1 format of story/moral.
* Unlikely (he said two weeks before hand), but WordOfGod is that season 2 WILL be introducing some villains.
* Jossed.
[[WMG: Part of the plot of the Grand Galloping Gala episode (''The Best Night Ever'') will involve the main characters being separated through mistaken identity.]]
For his boutique in Canterlot, Hoity Toity ordered a dozen copies each, of each of the six dresses Rarity designed in ''Suited for Success'', which were originally made for our heroines to wear at the Gala. Although the RuleOfFunny suggests ALL of them would wind up worn by other guests (that's 12 copies plus an original for six designs, making for 78 ponies at the Gala wearing a dress that matches somepony else's), it is more likely RuleOfDrama will prevail and just a couple of each will be present; just enough to confuse and cause embarrassment.
* Corollary: The only one not in such a dress would be Doctor Whoof, who will be wearing a Fez and a bowtie to the Gala, claiming that he really doesn't care about fashion, and his outfit is cool.
* Jossed
[[WMG: "The Best Night Ever" will feature a ThemeTuneExtended.]]
Two separate facts, when put together, suggest this:
* WordOfGod [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/daniel-ingram-interview-has-arrived.html says]] that an upcoming song in season 1 has a "pretty epic" song (featuring a 20-person choir) in which every lead pony gets a solo. Since this description doesn't match any of the songs in the episodes following the interview, the song in question must be in "The Best Night Ever," since it's the only season 1 episode left.
* The intro of the official game ''[[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/game-mylittlepony-discover Discover the Difference]]'' features the beginning of an instrumental ThemeTuneExtended, raising the possiblilty of a full ThemeTuneExtended existing.
** {{Jossed}}.
[[WMG: Most Equestrians are illiterate]]
All the products we've seen (invisible ink, sneezing powder, drinks) all have picture labels. Twilight Sparkle was put up in a library that doesn't seem to function as a library anymore- there's no staff, no customers, and she's set up chemistry experiments in the main room. Even Twilight's fellow students in Canterlot seem pretty adverse to reading.
* It's a SugarBowl library. Everybody probably follows the honor system and don't need a dedicated librarian. It was Pinkie Pie who looked up the Elements book, after all.
** She also knew the exact page to turn to to find the flight spell. If ''Pinkie'' can read, I doubt there's much of a literacy problem in Ponyville...
* Well, it's not like anypony except the unicorns can write. Probably, ponies of sufficient means can hire scribes (either unicorns or magical creatures with thumbs, like baby dragons) to write letters and keep records.
** Jossed: Non-unicorns they can write with their mouths.
*** ''And it is adorable.''
* Now that we've seen a pony school, rampant illiteracy seems unlikely. Still, it wouldn't kill Ponyvillians to patronize their local library now and again.
** Maybe the public school system is a new development (at least in rural areas like Ponyville, since 80's Cheerilee was photographed in front of what looks like a high school locker room)? It seems like all the students are in the same class, there's only one teacher and the school is a single room. Apple Bloom is young enough to take advantage of the free schooling while Apple Jack, who is a little older, apparently never learned any "fancy mathematics".
*** It might be somewhat new, but it is at least old enough for Applejack and Rainbow Dash to have been enrolled, since they were the "Last" and "First" respectively in their "class" to get their cutie marks. Applejack also mentions that Big Macintosh Granny Smith were the last in ''their'' classes to get cutie marks, implying that there was school back when Granny Smith was around Applebloom's age.
** Only it's Twilight's house now.
*** Just the upper loft.
*** And it's not like she wouldn't let you in and lend you books.
* Most of the show is based around Twilight and her friends going out and having wild, amazing adventures (or at least interesting adventures.) What part of that sounds like waiting around in a library while ponies come in and browse, occasionally checking out a book or two? I'm not saying it doesn't happen, just saying that that's not what the show's focus is, so it probably doesn't show it.
* To be fair, this is aimed at a young audience who might not all be able to read yet. Maybe fourth-wall breaker Pinkie Pie realizes this so she slapped labels onto everything.
* Probably the real reason why you very rarely see written text in this show (one exception being the "WELCOME PRINCESS CELEST" banner in "Swarm of the Century" ) is to make it easier for the show to be dubbed into foreign languages.
* In-universe, the pictures on signs all seem rather stylized and decorative. It may just be a matter of aesthetic: ponies prefer to use pictures when possible because it looks nicer than text. Letters are used only when needed.
* Better explanation: Picture labels are used instead of text to compensate for the fact that Earth and pegasus ponies are incapable of manipulating a writing utensil well enough to write on something as small as a product label.
* Isn't horse vision worse than human vision? It could be that the signs are easier to recognize from a distance.
[[WMG: In Equestria parents are not responsible for raising their children ]]
Instead grandparents, siblings, other relatives or close family friends take that role. This is why we don't see any parents. So
* Big Macintosh and maybe Applejack were raised by Granny Smith, Big Mac and AJ are responsible for Apple Bloom
* Rarity is responsible for Sweetie Belle.
** [[WordOfGod Lauren Faust]] [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1889554092 has stated]] that Sweetie Belle doesn't live with Rarity. [[EpilepticTrees She didn't say where Sweetie Belle DOES live, though...]]
* Rainbow Dash maybe is this for Scootaloo as cousin or family frend.
* This maybe true for dragons, because baby dragon Spike is living with unicorn Twilight (maybe she or even Celestia have parent role to him)
* Twilight propably was raised by Celestria (their relations look like mother-daughter stuff)
** {{Jossed}}. Turns out, Twilight does have parents.
* This may have roots in Equestria Myths as Celestria could serve parent role for her younger sister Luna (and failing at that)
* Berry Punch should be called Over-Protective Parent Substitute Pony
* This theory might be {{Jossed}} as of "Cutie Mark Chronicles", where we see Twilight and Pinkie Pie's parents.
Only question is what look realations between real parents and their childrens.
This would explain a lot: her affinity for magic, Celestia's weird focus on her out of all the other ponies, the color of her coat (purple) and her cutie mark (stars); even her new name reflects her status as the coming night.
* {{Jossed}} as of "Cutie Mark Chronicles" - Twilight's just a ridiculously talented unicorn that Celestia saw a lot of potential in.
** A lot of potential, plus the Element of Magic. The only other time we've seen Twilight go white-eyes was when she [[DefeatMeansFriendship befriended]] Nightmare Moon.
[[WMG: Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash are related.]]
Given Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle's relation to Applejack and Rarity. Also, see the end of Show Stoppers. Who comes to see the Cutie Mark Crusaders backstage with Applejack and Rarity? Rainbow Dash.
* {{Jossed}} by WordOfGod.
[[WMG: Fluttershy was adopted and raised by earth ponies.]]
It seems a little strange how Fluttershy, a pegasus, loves to raise and take care of animals, something that could easily be done by an earth pony. Maybe it's because she became interested in that because that's what her adoptive parents did.
* {{Jossed}} - she did live in the clouds as a filly, and discovered her love of animals completely by accident.
[[WMG: The Grand Galloping Gala is the awesome winter holiday Rainbow mentions in Winter Wrap-up.]]
Also the GGG is in celebration of the winter solstice, and everypony stays up all night to exchange gifts, and also to admire the moon and night. The holiday was started by Celestia while Luna was imprisoned so that when she came back there would always be at least one night for ponies to take notice of the night Luna creates.
* Related, Winter Wrap up is chronologically the last episode this season. The ending with Twilight certainly seems like a nice summary of her personal development.
* Rainbow actually says "awesome holiday'''s'''," though the GGG could be one of them. And the winter solstice thing is certainly possible, since the letter from Celestia at the beginning of ''The Ticket Master'' says that the GGG is going to be held on "the 21st." But all five fantasy sequences in ''Ticket Master'' take place during the day, so the GGG would have to at least start well before nightfall.
** Maybe it's like Hanukkah where it's spread over several days and the 21st is either when it starts, or the end which is the/highlight of the entire thing.
* Judging by the lack of snow, I'm calling this {{Jossed}}.
[[WMG: Princess Luna will appear at the Grand Galloping Gala.]]
Considering what happened between them before, meeting at the Gala will be rather... awkward for all involved.
** [[WordOfGod Lauren Faust]] has stated that Luna will not come back until season 2. [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1941214615 Since the Gala is the first season finale]], that means Luna won't be attending. Cue the fanfics and art regarding how she's going to feel about that.
** And now we've seen that it definitely didn't happen. {{Jossed}}.
[[WMG: Luna will return in season 2 but ...]]
Nightmare Moon will return in this season.
** {{Jossed}}, no more Nightmare Moon in the first season.
[[WMG: Two episodes in season 2 will be {{crossover}}s.]]
WordOfGod [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/season-2-has-both-24-and-26-episodes.html says]] that season 2 has both [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/mlpfim-season-2-has-24-episodes.html 24]] and [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/26-episodes-in-season-2-instead-of-24.html 26]] episodes. One possible explanation for this is that two of the episodes are {{crossover}} specials and count either as ''[=MLPFiM=]'' episodes or as episodes of the other show(s) depending on the point of view.
* {{Jossed}}, [[http://twitter.com/#!/dannyimusic/status/69918648902492160 along with many other guesses on the subject]].
** Woawh, fastest Joss ever.
** And now it's even more jossed (if that's even possible) since he's revealed exactly what's going on.
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[[folder: I Knew It]]
[[WMG: The Grand Galloping Gala is going to play a larger role in the storyline than everybody thinks.]]
At first, we all thought it was just a story element in "The Ticket Master" that was over and done with at the end of the episode. But then comes "Suited For Success", where it focuses on Rarity making dresses for the Gala. It then lends credence to the idea that the Grand Galloping Gala is going to play a HUGE part in the story, possibly as near or in the Season Finale.
* [[WordOfGod Lauren Faust has stated]] that she wanted to incorporate [[MythArc an overarching storyline]], but couldn't due to ExecutiveMeddling. Plus, if you look closely, there's AnachronicOrder in place. It isn't too far of a stretch to think that this is her attempt at GettingCrapPastTheRadar (so to speak).
* [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1941214615 Yup, it's the season finale.]]
[[WMG: "The Best Night Ever" will be Meta]]
Episode plot will be about the disappointment of Mane Cast because the GGG will be diff rent than they excepted. That'll probably be the future fan reaction to that episode.
* Confirmed, effectively. All the trouble in the episode was about the girls trying to force their high expectations of the Gala onto the rather dull reality, with predictable (and amusing) results. And sure enough, there's a lot of fans complaining the episode didn't meet ''their'' expectations.
[[WMG: Earth ponies bless the land.]]
WordOfGod (via Lauren Faust's DeviantArt account) says that earth ponies are not the have-nots of the world, but rather have greater strength and endurance than the other types; and moreover they have a strong connection to the land and its plants and animals in the same way that pegasi have a strong connection to the sky and weather. (Fluttershy is an odd duck pegasus for getting along with animals so well.)
So the guess is that earth ponies sort of 'bless' the land they're working, just by being there. A farm run by earth ponies will generate more and better crops than the same land run by unicorns. This could also explain the tradition of not using magic in the Winter Wrap-Up -- by putting in the hard work to bring in spring by [[strike: hand]] hoof, they make the whole area more fertile for the rest of the year.
* For that matter, given that natural processes such as weather (or ''the sun rising'') simply do not occur without the ponies' intervention, one has to question whether a unicorn would even be capable of getting plants to grow at all.
** Presumably a unicorn or pegasus could grow flowerbeds and small gardens if they live in the vicinity of earth ponies.
* Aparently confirmed by {{Word of God}} [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1957965799]]
[[WMG: Celestia's nephew is real.]]
Although most fans have dismissed Rarity's dream stallion hunk as a fantasy brought on by reading too many tabloids, there is strong evidence he does indeed exist. His cutie mark (in Rarity's fantasy) is an eight-pointed star. The astronomical model of Equestria's planetary system in the courtyard at Canterlot shows the planet in the center, with sun, moon, and a few other objects around it, including a spiky thing with a ball and some curvy lines. It looks like a comet with a star attached to it for some reason; the star is seven-pointed, but has an almost identical shape to the nephew's cutie mark.
* Confirmed, his name is Prince BlueBlood and he's a [[UpperClassTwit royal]] JerkAss.
** Sort of. {{Word of God}} says that he's the "great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, (and possibly even more greats) nephew on Celestia's and Luna's mother's side, about 52 times removed, roughly speaking."
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[[WMG: This page will eventually have a ridiculously dark interpretation of the show's premise.]]
There's some pointlessly depressing stuff here now, but I want to hear about how the show must actually be the DyingDream of a terminally ill child rape victim. Get to it, people!
* Here's a go: The entire series is a DyingDream by Nightmare Moon as the Elements of Harmony tear her apart. In her dream she is redeemed instead, and the ponies go on to have wonderful adventures building their friendship and thinking their way out of problems. In truth she is obliterated, and the ponies go on to be lovable, friendly HeroicSociopath types instead.
* "It is the [[{{Warhammer40000}} 41st Millennium]]. For more than a hundred centuries the Princess Celestia has sat immobile in the Golden Stable of Equestria, laid low by the [[HorusHeresy Twilight Heresy]]. In the bright, happy future there is only friendship."
** I'm pretty sure you mean the ''Luna'' Heresy.
*** She is the mistress of ponykind by the will of the gods, and the mistress of a thousand paddocks by the might of her inexhaustible herds.
* [[CthulhuMythos "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh N'ghtm're M'n Luna wgah'nagl fhtagn"]]
** Dude. Clear your throat, man.
* The entire series is a daydream of an autistic Pinkamena. She never really left the rock farm, or witnessed a sonic rainboom. [[StElsewhere She just spends the whole day staring at a snowglobe of Ponyville]].
* Celestia is a dictator, drugging everyone with hallucinogenics making them think they live in a dream world and they're ponies (because seriously, do you really think ponies can read and write?) and having happy adventures, while she opresses everyone in their ignorance. "Nightmare Moon" was actually a leader of LaResistance, but "Twilight Sparkle" was tricked into bringing her in to be drugged. Or she was actually executed, while Celestia told everyone she had been integrated into society. That's why we never see Luna again
* You want depressing? I'll give you depressing! Back in "A Dog and Pony Show", rather than put up with Rarity's annoyances, the Diamond Dogs just killed her. The reason she appears to still be alive in the rest of the series is because when Spike saw her body, he rejected the reality of her being dead and began having another fantasy sequence about Rarity being freed and living a normal life in Ponyville. Every episode since then has all been in his imagination while in reality he is in a catatonic state and none of the other ponies can wake him up.
* Glue is made from horses...magical horses, why don't we see any ponies over the age of 20ish with only 2 exceptions (the Mayor an Granny apple) when they reach a certain age they either have to leave or are harvested
* How about this: Pony society is dominated by a rigid caste structure. Unicorns are the aristocracy. Their abilities to wield magic have enabled them to dominate Equestria. Twilight Sparkle and Rarity are clearly both mares of leisure. Neither works for a living, but Twilight has the time to devote herself to her research, and has a young dragon as her servant; she is furthermore a member of the royal court and, indeed, a favorite of the princess regnant. Rarity likewise possesses sufficient wealth to live independently and in luxury without having to work, while spending money on expensive clothing and jewelry. Pegasi, with their ability to fly, are the gentry or perhaps the professional or merchant class. They generally have to work, but at jobs that are socially prestigious and interesting. Rainbow Dash, for example, is responsible for manipulating the weather for Ponyville, clearly a position of prestige and honor, while Fluttershy is some combination of naturalist and park ranger, a position clearly requiring some liberal education and one that is intellectually stimulating. The earth ponies, by contrast, are clearly the commoners and workers. Applejack is a farmer, as is her entire family. Pinkie Pie is an apprentice baker. It's also clear from the way they speak that the unicorns and pegasi have received more extensive formal education than have the earth ponies. Consider furthermore their respective dreams and ambitions: Rarity fantasizes about marrying into the royal family. Rainbow Dash dreams of someday joining the Wonderbolts and being a famous performer. Applejack hopes to someday be able to afford hip-replacement surgery for her grandmother. Think about that for a second.
** Rarity ''does'' work. She's a fashion designer. Plus she has a natural talent for finding valuable pre-cut gems, so the cost of acquiring them is significantly reduced.
*** Rarity owns a dress shop in a society where no one wears clothing on a regular basis. Clearly this is a vanity project for her: she does it because she is a clothes-horse (sorry, I just couldn't resist) who can afford to spend a great deal of money on what is, essentially, a hobby.
**** She puts a lot of work into a "hobby", there are tailors who only work with fine clothing you know (which is essentially her job).
** I shall deflate this, because I am bored. One: Twilight is quite explicitly stated as a student. Besides that, she runs the Ponyville library. Two: as has been said, Rarity is a fine clothier, working on formal-wear, amongst other things. In addition, jewels appear to be much more common in Equestria. Two, Applejack and Pinkie quite clearly enjoy their respective careers. It was not forced upon them, as shown when Applejack ran away to live with her high-class.. cousins(?) The Oranges. The Oranges were apparently fabulously wealthy. Four: Hip replacement surgery for a pony in a world inhabited by ponies is probably expensive; the synthetic materials required are likely costly, and an experienced surgeon pony would be rare, because, considering that ponies appear to be [[MadeOfIron hard to injure]], and that only Unicorns could really be qualified for it. Five: The only Unicorns we've really seen are the mane cast, who are quite well-off, being the personal student of a living goddess and a fine clothier, respectively. Oh, and The [[LargeHam GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE]] is a showpony. Being all prideful is what she does. Six: Doctor Whooves is an Earth Pony, in at least one regeneration. [[InsaneTrollLogic Your argument is invalid.]] Sorry about that, just needed that to keep the show happy for me.
[[WMG: "Feeling Pinkie Keen" is an elaborate MST3KMantra.]]
The whole episode seems to encourage simply accepting the silliness inherent in a show about magical horses that can control the weather using force of will,and to point out the absurdity of over analysis of the show (Not the fun kind of course). The fact that the episode was accused of trying to discourage skepticism is pretty hilarious in this context. Because,There simply no room for a no nonsense/ serious attitude when trying to enjoy this show.There is no deep hidden agenda to the show. "They should really just relax".
[[WMG: In the second part of the pilot for Friendship is Magic, all the obstacles are, in fact, a SecretTestOfCharacter]]
Note how, at least after the first obstacle, all the 'obstacles' seemed tailor-made for each aspect of the Elements of Harmony. The Manticore just needed Fluttershy's kindness, the creepy trees returned to normal when Pinkie Pie (followed by the rest of the ponies) laughed at them, the sea serpent's mustache was restored by Rarity's generosity, and to fix the bridge, Rainbow Dash had to prove her loyalty. Coincidental EigenPlot, or some kind of gambit on Nightmare Moon/Princess Luna's part?
* Maybe Nightmare Moon isn't Luna but a being of terror ala [[GreenLantern Parallax]] that [[DemonicPossession took her over]] and they were all set up by Luna trying to free herself
** This would be interesting given some of Twilight's similarities to [[XMen Jean Grey]] allowing a possible Dark Twilight Saga. But not very likely outside Fan Fics.
* Since the obstacles ''showed'' the ponies' natures rather than ''creating'' them, perhaps Nightmare Moon knew they were already capable of activating the Elements, and set the obstacles to try to pit other traits against them. For instance, imagine if she had known enough about Fluttershy to use a dragon instead of a manticore.
** The key point of the Elements of Harmony came when Twilight realized that her friends embodied the elements. Luna could have set up the obstacles to reveal the answer to Twilight. It could be that the BatmanGambit talent runs in the family.
* Maybe the Elements themselves affected Nightmare Moon's judgement somehow.
[[WMG: In keeping with the sadly dropped MagicalGirl elements of the series, the sequence where Rarity's designs were revealed in "Suited for Success" were recycled from ideas of what the mane cast's henshin sequences were going to be.]]
Because, why waste an idea for a cool visual?
** In additon, this troper, as a big fan of magic girl shows, can tell you that all of the girl's dress reveals (save Applejacks) in the fashion show take classic elements from henshin sequences, Pinkie's and Twilight's in particular.
[[WMG: The Aesop in the final episode (assuming the series is not canceled mid season) will be about learning to part ways with friends.]]
The series takes it's viewers at least somewhat seriously compared to most girls cartoons. The final planned episode will involve the main cast being called away from Ponyville for their own reasons, with at least a couple in a situation where they won't likely meet the rest of the group again. The episode will involve one of the ponies desperately clinging onto contact with some or all of the other ponies, before learning that her clinginess is only serving to hinder her friends own lives and making the whole process more painful for everyone involved. Lauren Faust will want to let the target audience know that friendship that suffocates is just selfishness. The ending will be "happy" as the ponies come to terms with the fact, but will still be mildly depressing, just like in real life.
* This troper assumes that sooner or later Twilight Sparkle will have to go back to Canterlot anyhow, so the series finale discussed above would actually make a lot of sense.
* The lesson will be ill taught by Celestia, wishing to keep Twilight from being psychologically tortured later in life like herself. One pony will become dangerously depressed, and Celestia will forbid, in a loving motherly way, Twilight from returning, in an attempt to teach her to let go. The true final lesson will be that while you may have to break paths with friends, that does not mean you must abandon them. This lesson will be one Twilight teaches to Celestia as she escapes back to Ponyville against Celestia's orders.
* Let's be honest, the show's aimed at young girls. Seeing as simply reading the synopsis made [[Tropers/GrimBloodyFable this rather stoic troper]] die a little inside, imagine how the target audience would feel with an ending like that. It's much more likely that the final episode of the first season will be their biggest adventure, but they'd likely still be together at the end. It's what the fans would want, and it leaves room for a second season.
** Series finale, not season.
*** My bad. My point still stands, however. This is My Little Pony we're talking about. It's pretty likely that they'd end on a high note.
* No, the series finale will be the previous season finale because some executive JerkAss will decide to pull the plug without warning. Bitter? Me?
** How'd the SymBionicTitan fans get in here?
*** Pfft, kids these days. I came by my opinion through Firefly and Babylon 5, thank you very much.
*** Hey, we needed ''something'' to watch.
* Seriously, it would be a lot more likely that in the final episode Celestia will cave in and let Twilight Sparkle stay in Ponyville, considering her actions in "Ticket Master" and "Bird in the Hoof" (while saying "she'll change her mind eventually" to herself as she had just made Twilight into an immortal God-Princess).
** The lesson of "learning to say goodbye to your friends" will actually come when Spike eventually grows too large to stay with Twilight and must go into the world to live as an adult dragon.
*** I think that will be (part of) the series finale. A "learning to say goodbye to friends" episode would be touching, especially to those of us who have had to say goodbye to friends who we know we won't see for a long time. One or more of the mane ponies having to say goodbye would be a bit too sad, I think, and it might be difficult to justify one of them leaving for good. If Twilight returned to Canterlot it would not be hard for her to visit regularly and the others could easily spend the rest of their lives in Ponyville. But Spike ''will'' grow up and have to leave eventually. And if the series finale does involve anyone having to say goodbye, you can count on declarations of "Confound these ponies they drive me to tears".
*** And being the living fax machine that he is, it would be easy for Spike to keep in contact with Twilight and the other ponies.
* The series finale may be about the friends getting separated... but still end with a high note with Twilight attempting to reunite them. More specifically, she would try to reunite them displaying each of the elements of harmony along the way to drive the point home... and fail, accepting the aesop. However, after some time passes, she realizes she doesn't like being a twilight-god-princess as much as she wants her friends back, and breaks the previous aesop by giving it a second try. Thus deconstructing friendship and then reconstructing it.
* While I'm sure that Aesop will be in an episode, I doubt it will happen like that, especially for a last episode. Personally, I think a new character will join the cast for a little while (just enough time for her to grow on us), and then will have to leave for some reason or another, and the Aesop will be used then. Mostly because I doubt the mane cast will ever have to say goodbye for good to each other, not in a show like this.
* If it [[https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1zZZnizNM_2hh_UQ22gmk2VChBrlFCmyLevNuCbKbSaQ resembles this fanfic]] in any way, this normally collected troper will spending the rest of the day bawwwing his eyes out.
* This is a very interesting idea, and one that would add a great deal of extra depth to an already interesting show. If it appears in the middle of a season, it might be a tremendous GrowingTheBeard or CerberusSyndrome moment for the show. And if it happens as the original poster guesses in a GrandFinale of sorts, I will officially declare that episode/group of episodes "My Little Pony's Toy Story 3"
[[WMG: "Call of the Cutie" has a secret message about virginity.]]
Think about it. Apple Bloom is the last one in her class without cutie mark, so she's so obsessed with getting one as fast as possible just for the sake of having it that she is willing to have just about everything for her cutie mark (including ''eating'' cupcakes) even though this decision will affect her whole life. Then at the end, she learns that earning your cutie mark is way more serious than just keeping up with others and decides to wait for the right moment. DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything
* Not really, I mean, maybe if your first experience with sexuality will permanently define your tastes very directly, and you have no way to control when it happens, and everyone lost their virginity in completely different ways without realizing when it happens. It's just plain more analogous to a need for identity than anything else, something kids that age are usually trying to find out.
* Especially since, if this is the case, it makes the Cutie Mark Crusaders seem more than a little disturbing...
* Um, probably not. It was a fairly obvious message about puberty and not worrying if you go through the process slower than the other kids.
** The language used pretty much echoed the girls in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margret" when they're talking about their periods. So puberty's the likely candidate.
** Getting a cutie mark is essentially the Equestrian equivalent of puberty anyway; getting one basically shows what your skill is.
[[WMG: Someone will make a DissidiaFinalFantasy crossover with this show.]]
If only due to connecting the Elements of Harmony with Cosmos. That, and the show's and games this show is combined with tend to have a rather actiony feel to them.
* [[http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/8995?search=final_Fantasy It's happened.]]
[[WMG: The show runs on {{UST}}]]
Specifically between the main characters. Hence it's popularity with young men.
* And the end of "Cutie Mark Chronicles" seems to support this hypothesis.
* Keep in mind that all season 1 episodes were written before the first ep aired. The creators became aware of the fan reaction in time to derp a few eyes for "Rainboom" and make Derpy the dropper in "Pinkie Keen", but the scripts and voice acting were long since finished.
[[WMG: Equestria will become involded in Time War]]
All these Time Ponies in background are preparing for it.
* FridgeBrilliance: This might also somehow explain how Luna can have a son (Celestia's nephew) although she was imprisoned for 1000 years.
** Word of God (Lauren Faust) states that there's an unknown sibling on their mother's side, IIRC.
*** To quote the show directly: 'a distant nephew on her mother's side.' Naught to do with Luna, 'cept being her distant nephew as well.
[[WMG: Pegasus Doctor Whoof is some kind half pegasus/pony time lord hybrid or clone .]]
Yes, he is not next (or previous) regeneration. He's Whooves copy created from his DNA and DNA of some pegasus, he probably also become child and growing as normal pegasus (that explain his young voice).
[[WMG: One of the Characters is a Timelord.]]
You know *ehem* Whoof.
Ok, everypony with Hourglass Cute Mark is My Little Time Lord.
[[WMG: Doctor Whooves is [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]]...]]
... under the affects of a Chameleon arch. The arch can re-write the Doctor's DNA, supposedly into anything that will help him blend in, so this time it made him a pony with an American accent. However, like he carries a watch in his human form, he's got an hourglass cutie mark containing his real identity.
The Earth pony is the 10th Doctor, and the Pegasus is the 11th after having to go under the radar to avoid the same enemy. He's got a younger voice as a Pegasus, and he's always open to trying new accessories like wings.
[[WMG: The [[Series/DoctorWho Donna]] of the Ponyverse universe is a Pegasus.]]
All events from the usual Whoniverse happened in Ponyverse. Thus, the earth pony Doctor Whooves is 10, and the pegasus Whooves is Metacrisis/10.5/Handsy (Whoovsy?).
[[WMG: The [[Series/DoctorWho Donna]] of the Ponyverse is ''Fluttershy''.]]
At one point in the episode "Dragonshy", Fluttershy got scared of her own shadow. Why? Because she subconsciously remembered Doctor Whoofs encounter with the Vashta Nerada in the Library.
[[WMG: Every pony with a hourglass cutie mark is a TimeLord]]
So far 4 ponies have been spotted with hourglass cutie marks each one is a time lord
* So by that logic, only two humanoid time lords survived, but a whole heard of equine time lords is still left.
[[WMG: Somewhere in Equestria, there lives a trio of unicorns, one of whom is named [[CharlieTheUnicorn Charlie]].]]
At some point, Pinkie Pie will appear and sing a song for Charlie, before exploding for no apparent reason. (What if she explodes... and then explodes again?!)
* Can you do that? Can you explode twice?
** [[http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110131050225AAqohym Yes, you can.]]
* If the producers manage to get the original voices for the three, that would be ''beyond'' awesome! Even if it's just a cameo, it still would be pretty awesome.
[[WMG: Derpy is equivalent to both Rose and Donna for Doctor Whoof]]
Fandom sees her as a Doctor companion, and someone like Rose or Donna (ignoring Derpy Retard). And she is a pegasus (thanks to her we got Pegasus Doctor).
[[WMG: The Parasprites are a [[{{Warhammer40000}} Tyranid bioform]]]]
They breed explosively, eat everything in sight, and have no origin story. In addition, they are insectile, with four legs and a set of wings, maintaining the 'six legs each' theme of Tyranids. Clearly, Equestria has been seeded by the Tyranids, and the Parasprites are an adapted version of Rippers, meant to devour plant life to make the invasion swifter and to claim new biomass.
[[WMG: This show will become fairly popular in Japan]]
Some western animation shows like ThePowerpuffGirls became fairly popular in Japan. The same thing might occur with this show. Although I'm not sure if My Little Pony itself has ever been introduced there...
* And with the inevitable Japanese dub:
** AyaHirano as [[HaruhiSuzumiya Twilight Sparkle]] and [[LuckyStar Pinkie Pie]] (and in her CrayonShinChan voice as Snips)
** KikukoInoue as Princess Celestia ''and Granny Smith''
** [[KamenRiderDouble Hikaru Yamamoto]] as Applejack and Snails
** Kumiko Watanabe as [[VictoryGundam Rarity]] and [[KeroroGunso Spike]]
** [[HaruhiSuzumiya Yuko Goto]] as Fluttershy
** Chiwa Saito as Rainbow Dash
** RomiPark as Princess Luna and the Mayor
** MegumiHayashibara as Zecora and Photo Finish
** Miyuki Sawashiro as Cheerilee
** Twilight and Princess Celestia use Keigo speech patterns, Rainbow Dash is the {{Bokukko}}, Applejack and Snails gets the Kansai dialect
** Pet names are used in-show thanks to the lengthy results of turning everything into ''hiragana'' (an inversion of FanNicknames), including Supaaku-chan (Twilight Sparkle), Supaii-kun (Spike), and Furafura (Fluttershy). Pinkie Pie winds up going by Pinkii-chan since [[spoiler:[[UnfortunateNames Pie can be construed as coming from 'oppai', meaning breasts]].]]
*** And [[NorioWakamoto Norio Wakamoto]] as Flutterguy.
**** Flutterguy's a [[LargeHam non-hammy]] singing role so IsaoSasaki or Ichirou Mizuki would work better - Norio Wakamoto would get a string of one-shots for maximum airtime, like Hoity Toity, the Dragonshy dragon, 'Steven Magnet' and the tennis pony.
** Casting Gags include [[KamenRiderDouble Renn Kiriyama]] as Big Macintosh (with a line about counting up the apples in Applebuck Season), Masashi Suda as Braeburn, TomokazuSugita as Prince Blueblood and Soarin of the Wonderbolts, Chihara Minori as Trixie and Applebloom, Yuki Matsuoka as Gilda, Spitfire of the Wonderbolts [[ActorAllusion and Twist]], [[FullMetalAlchemist Rie Kugimiya]] as Scootaloo, [[KeroroGunso Etsuko Kozakura]] as Sweetie Belle, KatsuyukiKonishi and NobuyukiHiyama as two of the Diamond Dogs (NorioWakamoto as the one with the least lines)
*** Or ShesAManInJapan - Gilda is voiced by HiroshiKamiya
* New OP and ED themes recorded by AKB48 and JAMProject respectively (the Themes single CD includes JAM Project's take
** This leads up to at least one promotional pic where [[KamenRiderW Tomomi Itano, Tomomi Kasai and Hikaru Yamamoto]] cosplay as Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Applejack respectively.
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[[WMG: Sooner or later, there will be a ''SouthPark'' episode about the male PeripheryDemographic of shows like ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''.]]
...because this is just the kind of weirdness ''SouthPark'' likes to deal with. (Also, it would be cool.)
[[WMG: The main six ponies will face off against evil versions of themselves.]]
Lauren Faust stated that the main six ponies are based off of six different archetypes of RomanceGenreHeroines, listed in the Main Tropes page. If the show goes for the standard "alternate dimension" episode, the main group will be forced against basically PsychoRangers versions on themselves based on the villainous versions of their archetypes:
* Evil Applejack will be the Bitch, who runs her family's apple business like a corporate monopoly, acting like a stereotypical Texan CorruptCorporateExecutive oil tycoon, working scores of faceless employees like slaves instead of doing the work herself with Ponyville [[MegaCorp being merely where all the workers live, including her private army led by Big Macintosh]] and willing to use any means necessary to get to the bottom line. Her company will be so powerful and influential it would have taken over the planet if not for Celestia's existence.
* Evil Rarity will be the Parasite, a former rough and tough freedom fighter who at first was opposed to Evil!Applejack's [[TheMafia family run monopoly]], but once captured she immediately caved after being offered anything she wanted. Years of being in [[HookersAndBlow the lap of luxury corrupted her]] to the point where she had forgotten why she fought against Applejack and even her former allies.
* Evil Pinkie Pie will be the Lunatic, a giggling, drooling, sugar addicted psychopath with no morals and finds hilarity and laughter in everything from [[CloudCuckooLander piles of dust]] to [[MonsterClown unspeakable atrocities, sometimes through her own hooves]]. Only the other [[PsychoRangers evil ponies]] have the ability to even ''control'' her, she is sometimes used by Applejack to silence her enemies and [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean make it look like wild animal attacks]].
** See Also: [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.html Cupcakes]]
*** Don't. Seriously, just don't.
* Evil Rainbow Dash will be the Fanatic, an emotionless, stoic, violent enforcer of Applejack's dictatorship prone to [[TheBerserker bouts of uncontrollable]] yet [[TranquilFury emotionally blank fits of rage]] over the slightest insult against any of her friends.
** Alternately she could stay similar to the original [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Rainbow ]][[HotBlooded Dash]], being a showoff and showing she can do her work faster than anyone, her work being [[AxCrazy brutally eliminating any oposition]] to [=AppleJack=]'s Regime, however she still being competitive, so she gives their victims/objetives a few time to escape before [[HuntingTheMostDangerousGame she starts her game]], and if they decide to stay and fight...well...[[BloodKnight she happily accepts the challenge]].
* Evil Fluttershy will be [[EvilMatriarch the Matriarch]], a seemingly gentle being who regularly abuses all the animals and foals in her care on an emotional and psychological manner, often times using tactics that will drain out any freewill and individual thought to the point where the victims become incurably dependent upon her. She is the one who make the citizens and animals of Ponyville unwaveringly loyal to Applejack's corporation.
* Evil Twilight Sparkle will be [[TheEvilGenius the Schemer]], the one who is the main brains behind Applejack's monopoly and the one of runs all the logistics and details, both legitimate and criminal, running the year's quarterly reports while simultaneously ordering different contract hits without missing a beat. In her freetime she is diligently plotting the downfall of Princess Celestia herself and stealing her powers, making Applejack's company the sole power in Equestria and essentially dominate the planet. Also instead of taking care of her Spike, she uses him merely as a weapon of mass destruction.
The only thing remaining completely unchanged between the good and evil versions [[ThePowerOfFriendship is their unbreakable friendship towards each other]]. In fact, one of the main plot points would be the revelation that Evil!Twilight initially wanted to rule the world by herself, but [[BecomingTheMask came to truly wanting to share the powers with the other evil ponies.]]
* It might be more effective if the mirror ponies fail to defeat their evil Queen Celestia because they're not good friends, but just a bunch of vengeful backstabbers, and in the end the good ponies have to teach them the power of true friendship.
[[WMG:Counterpart to the above--we've seen the start of a team of PsychoRangers ponies and non-ponies.]]
So far, The Great and Powerful Trixie and Gilda are basically evil versions of Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash--Trixie having Twilight's talent but lack of humility and willingness/eagerness to study, Gilda having Rainbow Dash's athleticism and skill with none of her loyalty. As more episodes roll along, evil/jackass counterparts of the main six will show up, first as LongLostUncleAesop or MonsterOfTheAesop characters, and later acting in concert for whatever obscure reason.
By this reasoning, the other Psycho Ranger ponies/non-ponies will have each pony's talents and abilities, perhaps even greater than their corresponding pony, but not their virtues and good qualities. Counter-Rarity would be fashion-obsessed and highly judgmental/classist, counter-Pinkie exhaustingly or disruptively party-oriented or with a very mean sense of humor, counter-Applejack strong and durable but Andrew-Ryan-level disinterested in charity or helping others without ample compensation, and counter-Fluttershy extremely good with animals but utterly misanthropic.
* Well, there are a few [[CharacterBlog Twitter accounts]] (probably non-canon though) that suggest Trixie is Princess Luna's (and possibly Nightmare Moon's) apprentice.
* Couldn't Photo Finish be considered a Counter-Rarity of sorts? A pony obsessed with showing off her model and in the process completely ignoring her as a pony.
** She isn't really a villain. She's just doing a carrer that she loves and was over-enthusiastic about her new model. If you really wanted a Counter-Rarity, the Diamond Dogs are what you're looking for. Why? They love gems just as much as Rarity but they're extremely greedy and not to mention filthy as well.
*** The perfect choice for a "Counter-Rarity" would be Prince Blueblood.
::Alternatively, Trixie, Gilda, and Blueblood are each the evil counterpart of ''two'' of the mane cast.
** Trixie is clearly the counterpart to Twilight, using her magic for selfish gains and self-aggrandisement. She is also the counterpart to Applejack's honesty, as Trixie is a liar and uses her magic for deceit.
** Gilda is Rainbow's counterpart, being athletic but not loyal. Her introduction episode also establishes her as Pinkie's counterpart; where Pinkie wants everyone to have fun, Gilda only seeks to have fun at the expense of others.
** Blueblood is Rarity's counterpart, being posh and noble without the generosity. His selfish and jerkish behaviour also makes him the counterpart to Fluttershy's kindness.
[[WMG:In continuation with the previous two Guesses, The main cast will meet Bizzaro versions of themselves.]]
If Hasbro is thinking about making more money off the show, then they might want to shoehorn in more characters; They've already introduced some pony toys that are recolors of established characters, so why not include them as actual cast members? They aren't evil, but they are eerily similar, but different, in both personality and appearence. They don't need to be strictly based on the toys either, background ponies can be bumped to secondary character status.
* Bizzaro Twilight is Dewdrop Dazzle: a pony that appears as a recolored Twilight Sparkle. Instead of a night sky theme, she has an ocean/rain theme.
* Bizzaro Applejack can be Bonbon: Instead of an apple motif, she has a candy motif going for her.
* Bizzaro Rainbow Dash is Blossomforth: She controls weather but is far more girly. She appears as a recolor of Rainbow Dash.
* Bizzaro Rarity can be Lyra: She is an artist much like Rarity, but instead of clothes as her medium, it's music. She's also alot more eccentric and alot less self-controlled though.
* Bizzaro Fluttershy is Cupcake: This pony is another recolor, this time of Fluttershy, but without wings.
* And finally, Bizzaro Pinkie Pie is none other then Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo: Both are Meme fountains and very scatterbrained.
[[WMG: Building off of the WMG above this one...]]
The mane cast will "go through the looking glass" and find their Elements Of Harmony counterparts (Elements of Discord/Chaos, maybe?) The looking-glass Ponyville could be a gritty, almost CrapsackWorld mega-city, to compare/contrast with the small-town SugarBowl Ponyville. Here's some suggestions; add, delete, and modify this WMG as you wish.
* Twilight (Friendship, Magic): A hermit living on the outskirts of town, often seen working on her latest rambling, disjointed plan or protest to, for lack of a better phrase, "stick it to the man (pony?)".
* Rainbow Dash (Loyalty): Possibly a mercenary lending her speed (perhaps working as a messenger or a [[{{Courier}} courier]]?) to the highest bidder. All about the money...Yes, the similarities to MirrorsEdge are intentional. And awesome.
* Rarity (Generosity): Has a major MoneyFetish, and enjoys [[CollectorOfTheStrange hoarding all sorts of weird things]], whether they're actually useful to ponies other then herself, or just [[KitschCollection kitsch]]. Gems and jewels are personal favorites of hers. Very protective of her collection.
* Applejack (Honesty): Owner of the local HonestJohnsDealership. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Totally not the]] ConsummateLiar, or [[BlatantLies anything like that.]]
* Pinkie Pie (Laughter): TheStoic, the PerpetualFrowner, and TheUnfunny. The [[StraightMan Straight Pony]] of the group. Incredibly sarcastic, is the head of a major corporation.
* Fluttershy (Kindness): A bullying police officer who uses a bit more force than is strictly necessary...though, she's a bit of a coward if fairly confronted.
I'm probably going to be roasted alive by the flames the fans of the series will send my way. You have to admit, it's interesting fanfic material, even though it will never happen in the series canon.
[[WMG: Following on the trend...]]
We have already got a glance into the dark side of several ponies. This will eventually lead to an episode where all main six ponies turn psycho simultaneously, only to be slapped back to their senses by the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
* Twilight Sparkle will again become a puppet to her own powers. She may briefly follow into the steps of Nightmare Moon.
* Applejack will overwork herself once more. She will be so tired she won't realize what's happening to Twilight and will just follow commands like a robot.
* Pinkie Pie will revert to her gloomy self. Hopefully her true friends, like Rocky, will all be there for her.
* Fluttershy's need for attention will break through, unleashing terror on the Everfree Forest and beyond.
* Do we really want to know about Rainbow Dash and Rarity?
[[WMG: One of the pony's will fall in battle in a later episode...]]
But since Fluttershy got a Phoenix Pinion at the end of A Bird in the Hoof it wont be a series changing event, making the entire thing pointlessly traumatic.
[[WMG: A pony is you.]]
- Applejack / Earth Pony / Fighter\\
- Twilight Sparkle / Unicorn Pony / Mage\\
- Rainbow Dash / Pegasus Pony / Rogue\\
- Pinkie Pie / Earth Pony / Bard\\
- Rarity / Unicorn Pony / Illusionist\\
- Fluttershy / Pegasus Pony / Ranger\\
In Pinkie's words, the party is ready!
* Fluttershy could be either Ranger or Druid. If you consider her character, Druid might even be more probable. Also, Twilight might be Mage/Cleric double class, considering that she is a student of Celestia, who is essentially a Sun Goddess. Also, if this is D&D, Rarity might be a sorceress because unlike mages, sorcerers rely on Charisma instead of Intelligence as their primary attribute.
* Also, Rainbow Dash being a rogue is somewhat strange since she's a LeeroyJenkins.
** Rogues can charge in blindly, too. Perhaps Rainbow Dash is a Berserker (speed + power), and Rarity gets Rogue (detection and appraisal skills)?
* This would be easier if we could link them to their main attributes.
** Twilight: Intelligence. 18 if she could get away with it.
** Applejack: Strength, with decent Constitution. Intelligence is passable.
** Rainbow Dash: Dexterity, but enough Strength and Constitution to at least make it a contest against Applejack.
** Rarity: Charisma. It's all about projecting yourself, darling. Enough Intelligence for Craft rolls, too.
** Fluttershy: Wisdom, if I had to put one on, although enough Charisma to help out with the Intimidate skill. And an object lesson to not use Dexterity as your dump stat.
** Pinkie Pie: Is probably playing ''Toon'' instead. That said, she's so all over she probably just went with straight 13s (or whatever your version lets you do).
Based on this, here's my guesses:
** Twilight: Um, wizard?
** Applejack: Fighter. Not all fighters are LeeroyJenkins, either, explaining why she knows better than to charge the dark goddesses that show up every so often.
** Rainbow Dash: Monk or Rogue. Fighting based on outmanoeuvring and outspeeding.
** Rarity: First one to break the scale; the closest I can think of is an NPC class. If you must make her a PC, I'd go with Rogue as well, but with a more 'social' build.
** Fluttershy: Cleric or druid. Paladin at the outside.
** Pinkie Pie: Bard seems the most obvious.
* There is a [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/06/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-vis.html series of articles]] on the Lurking Rhythmically blog explaining which Mane Cast member maps to which Pathfinder class, complete with youtube clips and callbacks to significant events from the canon.
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/06/mlp-d-twilight-sparkle.html Twilight Sparkle]] is a Wizard. That's an easy one to guess, yes.
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/06/mlp-d-pinkie-pie.html Pinkie Pie]] is a Bard. She uses songs to banish fear ('Giggle at the Ghostly') and inspire competence ('Hop, Skip, and Jump!')
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-rarity.html Rarity]] is a Rogue. ... bear with the author, there is method to her madness. She's a ''social'' rogue, you see.
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-applejack.html Applejack]] is a Ranger. Tough, outdoorsy, guides the rest of the party through the wilderness, has the smartest and most useful animal companion (Spike is an ''improved familiar'', not an animal companion).
** [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-fluttershy.html Fluttershy]] is a Druid. ... what? What's her defining trait? Wild Empathy. What's her day-to-day job? Managing the ecological welfare of the nearby wilderness. ''Druid''. Just, a Charisma- rather than Wisdom-focused druid.
** And, that leaves [[http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2011/07/mlp-d-rainbow-dash.html Rainbow Dash]] as the Barbarian. Not only is it the only class other than Monk (and Rainbow Dash is ''definitely'' not Lawful in alignment) to get all the movement-buffing powers, "if she isn't going fast, she's being a jerk, charging ahead without thinking, or generally making a mess of things". Totally the party barbarian!
[[WMG: Someone with a role in the show keeps track of what the internet spews out.]]
Specifically, things which can be addressed in the show. What with everyone's favorite screwy-eyed pony, it's probably not a stretch to assume SOMEONE is watching.
* You mean Lauren Faust and at least a few other animators who occasionally leave comments?
[[WMG: Equestria is not located anywhere near [[StarTrek Federation]] territory.]]
If it were, the Federation would have tried to establish First Contact after the first Sonic Rainboom.
* The Federation is looking for faster than ''light'' travel, not sound. The Vulcans didn't show up when Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash's first sonic rainboom linked her to the [[TheFlash Speed Force]].]]
That's why the event had such weird effects on Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle. It also explains the lightning bolt on Rainbow Dash's cutie mark.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is/was actually an avatar of [[{{Darkseid}} the Lord of Apokolips]].]]
Or even better, when {{Darkseid}} foresaw his defeat in the FinalCrisis, he left part of himself hidden away in another universe so he could return from even the [[KilledOffForReal ultimate defeat]]. ''Who is the Queen of Anti-Harmony, now and forever?''
[[WMG: "A Dog and Pony Show" is ''RuthlessPeople'' (or even ''The Ransom of Red Chief'') told by an UnreliableNarrator.]]
[[WMG: Each pony in ''Suited For Success'' represented a specific kind of ExecutiveMeddling.]]
* Twilight Sparkle was the exec without a MST3KMantra. Everything had to be perfectly scientifically accurate, almost to an OCD-like formula.
** Example: "Lauren, for the last time, Twilight Sparkle cannot be purple! Horses aren't purple! Unless you fix all of your concept artwork ''right now'', I'm pulling funding!"
* Pinkie Pie was the exec who has no idea what he or she is doing. Like those with AttentionDeficitOohShiny, they look at an idea and want it done now, no matter how bad it ends up looking.
** Example: "Lauren! Oh my god, I just saw a woman in the park sit on her own baby! Oh, you need to make Pinkie Pie do that! What? No, the kids will love it!"
* Applejack was the exec with no taste. Everything had to be practical, without any ''razzle dazzle''. To this exec, RealIsBrown and people are okay with it. As long as the show fits its demographic and people buy the toys, everything will be fine.
** Example: "Lauren, does Applejack really need a hat? I know how much you like the hat, but it's just not practical to sell a hat along with her doll. Besides, girls ''hate'' cowboy hats. But if you ''must'', at least make it pink."
* Fluttershy was the exec who wants to mimic the success of one show by making a new show exactly the same. If the show doesn't look the same, it's the writer's fault for not making everything exactly the same.
** Example: "Lauren, I told you! Fluttershy needs to be more like Sailor Mercury! You know, from SailorMoon? I know you gave her a sailor outfit, but she needs ''more''! Yeah, look, I just think that if you give her blue hair and water powers, her popularity will skyrocket...What do you mean you hated Sailor Moon?! You're fired!"
* Rainbow Dash was the exec with no idea what to do but pretends he or she does. He/she says vague, cryptic things to the writers, trying to get them to understand the (empty) words coming out of his/her mouth.
** Example: "Lauren, Rainbow Dash is just too unpopular with the girls. It's just...she...she needs a...you know, a thing. A ''je ne sais quoi''! She just...she just needs to be about 20% cooler. How? That's your job, isn't it?"
* And Rarity, obviously, represents those victim to mindless ExecutiveMeddling, who eventually has to say to herself that, "I'm working to make something good. Trying to tailor to all these Executives over and over will end up with a zombie rather than a pony." As for her friends coming in to help, that's a quick role switch for them all demonstrating that cartoon productions are a team effort, and that you can't rely on only one person to make a good show.
[[WMG: Several characters invoke the SevenDeadlySins]]
Take a look at several of the characters and tell me if they don't invoke at least one of them sooner or later.
* Pride - Twilight Sparkle, especially in "Feeling Pinkie Keen" and also Applejack.
* Sloth - Rainbow Dash in "The Ticket Master", though it's implied that she constantly slacks off.
* Gluttony - Pinkie Pie. Did you ''see'' how she eats?
* Greed - Pinkie Pie again, owing to her constantly eating way more than she'd actually need.
** Rarity is more fitting of Greed, as she DID try to trick that dragon out of his hoard in Dragonshy.
* Lust - Spike does this constantly when it comes to Rarity.
* Envy - Nightmare Moon.
* Wrath - Rainbow Dash again, Applejack constantly has to restrain her whenever the sooner has a LeeroyJenkins moment.
** There's a fanfiction story called Patchwork with a similar premise running at Equestria Daily.
[[WMG: Several characters invoke the SevenHeavenlyVirtues]]
Heck, two of them are Elements of Harmony.
* Charity - Rarity. Same reason as her element.
* Kindness - Fluttershy. Also element.
* Diligence - Applejack is practically the definition.
* Chastity - Twilight. In the sense of being unhindered by worldly desires and focusing on education.
* Patience - Rainbow Dash. She KNOWS she's faster than the other ponies, but is willing to keep pace with them with minimal grumbles.
* Humility - Pinkie Pie. She only throws parties for other people. Even with her own trademark party going on, she diverts all attention to the guest of honor
* Temperance - Okay, you got me there.
** Possibly Spike? The other dragons we've seen so far have some rather nasty behaviors that Spike (largely) manages to contain and lives in a civilized manner.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves and Ditzy Doo are not the same pony.]]
They are identical twins and Derpy had a head injury that screwed her eyes when they were fillies. You'll notice a lot of scenes where Derpy's eyes aren't cocked. They both have the cutie mark of bubbles because whatever their special talent is, it involves the bubbles. Perhaps they invented a new stamp glue together that can double as those Crayola play bubbles.
* Original Guesser here, revising the Cutie Mark Meanings.
** Derpy's bubbles reference bubble wrap, signalling how she can drop even fine china without shattering it.
** Ditzy's bubbles are that stamp glue thing I said before.
[[WMG: Expanding on the previous guess, many of the background ponies have families with StrongFamilyResemblance.]]
This would provide an in-universe explanation for them appearing multiple times in the same scene.
* Plausible. Consider also that the only defining physical characteristics of the ponies are their race, gender, color, eye color, mane and tail, and cutie mark. There are only three races, two genders (though there aren't many male ponies in the backgrounds. Or anywhere else), and a finite number of colors, so it should be expected that in a large crowd there should be some ponies who are identical save for their cutie marks and perhaps mane/tail style. But if you took a group of people and reduced them down to gender, hair color, eye color, and skin color you would get a lot of duplicates too, so this isn't entirely unrealistic.
** Would this make Pinkie Pie a ChocolateBaby? (Or potentially adopted, at the very least?)
[[WMG: One or more of the people who work on the series read these entries. Maybe even Lauren Faust herself. They may even be OneOfUs!]]
It's been semi-confirmed that Lauren Faust has been to the /co/ board of 4chan. It's common knowledge that she does read (and often reply to) the comments left by the series' fans (and her fans) on her DeviantArt page. And yes, I know she has stepped down from her previous position as Executive Producer (I think she's Consulting Producer now...) It will be interesting to see how many references to the fandom, its memes and its {{Fanon}} will be in the second season...
[[WMG: In "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon Mare in the Moon]]'' we saw the [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse Four Ponies of the Apocalypse]].]]
There were four stars that moved closer to the moon, then they slid behind it and the Nightmare Moon design disappeared.
* Although there are lots of jokes by fans and [[RobotChicken other sources]], my guess is that, given the show's original [[MagicalGirl magical girl show]] premise, they really are a part of the program's story.
* Nightmare Moon was defeated, but they were never revealed, so they are still out there.
* The show itself will never actually refer to them as the Ponies of the Apocalypse (it's still a kid's program).
** But they'll at least invoke said Ponies of the Apocalypse in appearance or modus operandi.
* These are the real keepers of the Elements of Discord (for what the elements might be, see other guesses on this page).
* Trixie is one of the Ponies of the Apocalypse, and she was scouting to see how the keepers of the Elements of Harmony would do against a covert attack.
** Or maybe she actually thought she could take them on all by herself.
** If this is correct, the fan's interest in her and the show's WhiteAndGreyMorality strongly suggests that she'll break ranks and join the Main Cast.
* The other three ponies weren't revealed in the first season.
* If the show returns to the premise set up in the pilot, they will be back to push Princess Luna and cause Nightmare Moon to become a threat again.
* Really? You want to go down ''that'' road? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81RN3olYIsQ Okay...]]
[[WMG: Ponyville is the Ponyverse's version of Hinamizawa, and/or ''Friendship is Magic'' is ''HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi'' told by an UnreliableNarrator.]]
That's why the Mane Cast all have tendencies to go crazy to varying degrees.
[[WMG: The characters from the tv show and toy series are from two different universes]]
It would explain why the main cast looks slightly different, why many ponies seen on the show don't appear in the toyline or vice-versa, why Celestia is pink (as well as act strange), AJ's lack of/different versions of her hat, the many pets/animals not seen in the show, the character's toy versions doing things their cartoon counterparts probably won't be doing, among many others. The only thing linking the two is the artwork on the box, which is most of the time just a recolor anyway, mainly on Hasbro's fault. Yeah, yeah, I know their supposed to be cheap recolors, but take a good look at the ponies on FIM. Not only do a majority all [[OnlySixFaces have the same face]], but there are recolors everywhere! Not necessarily the main cast but a good deal of the background ponies, but now I'm getting off track.
[[WMG: The Internet will soon have a MLP:FIM Dating Sim.]]
And you will play it just to find out why people would ever play that.
* [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/fimdating-sim.html Yep]].
[[WMG: Dr. Whooves is a Time Lord...]]
But only because [[TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife Lauren Faust is a troper]] and [[MemeticMutation noticed every show has a time lord WMG]] so she decided to [[GenreSavvy provide a outlet to prevent "Twilight Sparkle is a Time Lord" WMGs]]
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is a Time Lord]]
I see what you did there...
[[WMG: Doctor Whoof/Whooves is a television show in Equestria]]
And the Pony we keep seeing with the spikey mane and hourglass mark stars as The Doctor in the show.
* Does that make Rose and Colgate his co-stars?
[[WMG: [[TheSlenderManMythos Somewhere, somehow, the Slenderpony exists]]]]
Don't believe me? [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/132990-slender-man LOOK!]] See for yourself! There he is, in the background! And here, capped by yours truly, [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/133561-slender-man encircled in white]]. And [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/112065-slender-man here]], that's what he'd look like! It's coming together...
[[WMG: Someone who works on the show is writing fanfics to make certain things HilariousInHindsight and troll us]]
Possibly multiple someones, posting under multiple aliases. Take a look at these examples...
* Someone [[http://www.derpyhooves.com/index.php?static=derpyorigins wrote a short fanfic about Derpy]] early on when the fandom was young stating her to be mail mare. An animator has stated that Derpy was already in the infamous scene in Feeling Pinkie Keen and the only change made was derping her eyes. ''She was a mail mare from the beginning''.
* Cupcakes - Someone working on the show knew about ''Party of One'', and wrote an over the top gruesome fanfic involving Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash as part of a grand BatmanGambit to make that party scene all the more uncomfortable for fans to watch.
* The Party Hasn't Ended - A Pinkie/Dash shipping fanfic that was finished and uploaded before "Cutie Mark Chronicles" whose climax involves [[spoiler:[[ItMakesSenseInContext Rainbow Dash using a Sonic Rainboom to clear away a bunch of dark clouds]]]]. Not only does this happen in "Chronicles", its what started the party in Pinkie Pie!
What say you, Brony Tropers? Coincidence... or CONSPIRACY?!?
* I say they'll make an episode which seems similar to ''Story of the Blanks'' (a FIM [[spoiler:Creepypasta]] that can easily be found on Newgrounds, about Applebloom finding herself in a village with ponies without Cutie Marks, [[spoiler:they turn out to be cursed zombies.]]).
** That'd make a pretty kick-ass HalloweenEpisode .
[[WMG: LaurenFaust made a DealWithTheDevil to make the show such a success, even with those who would be sneering at it.]]
The incredible internet success that shines into [[ImageBoards the darkest corners]], the way it rolls over any objections and assimilates the PeripheryDemographic: demonic forces are at work here. Come on, it's [[LouCypher right there]] in [[{{Faust}} her name]]!
[[WMG: The small, but growing amount of [[ShenderManMythos Slender Mane]] fanart out there can be at least partially attributed to the Slender Man references on this page.]]
I've counted at least two Slender Mane fanfics and quite a bit of fanart out there, and Slendy happens to be referenced at least twice on this page. My guess is that a few tropers were checking out the WMGs here, happened to notice the Slender Man links, and were struck with inspiration.
[[WMG: The whole MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic phenomenon is a real life version of the events of ParanoiaAgent.]]
I'm getting some Maromi parallels from the show: Utterly cute figures that everyone is seemingly latching on to, as if it's some form of escape from troubles... All it needs is a Lil'Slugger figure.
* The BigBad of FiM's first two episodes was ''Luna'' or ''Nightmare Moon'', and the japanese word for moon is ''tsuki''. Yes, like in ''Tsukiko Sagi-san''. And dreams and nightmares also play an important role in ParanoiaAgent.
[[WMG: The PeripheryDemographic gets a nod in the toyline.]]
Hasbro's got more than enough experience with boys' toys, they can just apply some ideas from the {{Transformers}} toyline. Marketing a line of fully-poseable Ponies as "Deluxe Figures", in two sizes corresponding to Deluxe and Voyager class, while the actual packaging still resembles the rest of the MLP line from a distance. The mane cast and any supporting characters come in Deluxe size, while Princess Celestia, Nightmare Moon and ponies with large props (eg. Applejack and a horse-drawn cart that unfolds into an apple stand) come under Voyager class, complete with lights and sounds. To help differentiate, these toys actually have the full title on the boxes (including "Friendship Is Magic" unlike the mainline thus far).
[[WMG: Lauren steps from being in charge because she realisated that others could lead this show in better direction]]
Most of fandom prefer SliceOfLife plot, many don't like much pilot episodes, only episodes writen by Lauren, some her ideas for show (like MagicalGirl stuff) are not thing what fandom whant. So she decided to let others to take charge and be only part of creative team for show what can be best for everypony.
* Hulk concur.
[[WMG: It's all a fanfiction by [[AzumangaDaioh Osaka]].]]
While studying in America, Chiyo-Chan became a fan of My Little Pony and told all her friends about it during one of her visits to Japan. Inspired by her ramblings, Osaka decided to make a fanfiction and based the mane cast off herself and her friends:
Twilight Sparkle is Chiyo and is made to have her smarts. Osaka decided to translate Chiyo's naiveté into being new in town rather than being younger than the rest of cast.
Apple Jack is Yomi and is made to be the one is most down to earth. Also Osaka thinks Yomi would make a good cowboy for some reason.
Rainbow Dash is based off Kagura and has her athletic ability and competitive streak turned up to eleven.
Rarity is Tomo. Originally she was a hyperactive jerkass, but Tomo asked (in other words demanded) that Rarity would be changed into a sophisticated fashion desighner loved by all. Osaka did so but decided to keep her narcissistic streak (probably as a jab towards Tomo's executive meddling.
Flutter Shy is Sakaki. Originaly she was a tough stoic who was even more athletic than Rainbow Dash, but was changed into a shy, moe animal lover (who was loved by animals back) at Sakaki's request.
And of course, Osaka made herself into Pinkie Pie, who is basically Osaka on a 24 hour sugar rush.
* Some of those roles hardly make sense to me. Applejack is more like Kagura (athletic and competitive) Rainbow Dash fits Tomo (Excitable with Jerkass tentencies) and Rarity is most like Yomi (Extremely self-conscious of her appearence).
[[WMG: Everybody is a Timelord in Pergatory.]]
Because its the only WMG left.
[[WMG: We're all insane]]
Look at what we've become! Nine massive folders of pony [=WMG=]s? Extensive Episode guides? A huge list of fan fics? An elaborate character page (I'm partly responsible for the Background Ponies section!)? All after ONE season? Where does it all go? Where does it end? [[{{Portal}} Is the cake a Lyra]]? I must know!!... I ...I need to hug Fluttershy...
[[WMG: The ponies were once a slave race.]]
Long ago, the Diamond Dogs ruled over Equestria with an iron paw, using the ponies for manual labor. Earth ponies were used for digging and hauling wagons, unicorns were forced to use their magic powers for gem-finding, and pegasi were used as flying mounts for personal transportation. One day, an alicorn were born- Celestia and Luna's mother- and given to the tyrannical queen of the Diamond Dogs as her personal pets. After many years of seeing her kind enslaved and abused, the alicorn overthrew the queen and revolted along with the rest of the ponies, forcing the Diamond Dogs to live underground in the very mines they once forced ponies to dig in.
[[WMG: Nella from TheNostalgiaChick will eventually guest star]]
Someone who works for the show will eventually see the episode with her Pony Melodrama and ask her to guest star. Possibly as a weird pony who plays with dolls and have similar (adept kid friendly version) Melodramas.
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The whole vegetarian thing is a cultural tradition. Evidence for predatory capability is in their physiology. First, position of eyes on the head indicate excellent binocular vision. Depth perception is of much more limited use to a herbivore, especially one more adapted to plains. Second, highly developed jaws. The ponies have demonstrated extreme mandibular strength by dragging ropes and other heavy objects with their teeth. Applejack and Rainbow Dash have both demonstrated sufficient jaw strength to support their entire body weight. This might indicate that the ponies have enough strength to bring down large prey, on the other hand this would be of little to no use for a herbivorus life style. Third, the ponies have demonstrated the ability to digest more protein than a normal horse. Pinky Pie has on hand an egg quiche, and presumably uses eggs in cooking. This indicates a high tolerance, perhaps even a requirement for protein.
[[WMG: All pegasi have a sort of elemental affiliation that gives them a trail at high speed]]
For instance, Rainbow Dash has a rainbow, while Soarin' has a thundercloud and Spitfire has a smoke trail. This is why nobody has ever done a Sonic Rainboom before Dash - as Pinkie said, only a "Pegasus pony like Rainbow Dash", that is,a rainbow pegasus could cause it.
[[WMG: The show takes place AfterTheEnd.]]
Considering that there are no humans and the Ponies live in houses and do other human things we can only assume that humanity was wiped out and hyper-intelligent Equines just moved right in. Or possibly, as revenge for years of mistreatment, they took out the humans themselves!
--> "Could it be? In a bizarre twist, a horse is abusing a jockey! Might this be the start of a terrifying [[PlanetOfTheApes planet of the horses]]? In this announcer's opinion, almost certainly yes! And away I go!"
--->-'''The Simpsons'''
** The gift horse thing isn't that hard. Perhaps Equestria abolished the slave trade only a generation or two ago.
*** It could have been even longer, we still use the term "Cakewalk" despite it's origins in US slavery. Alternatively it could be an example of linguistic shift, meaning "Gift (giving) Horse", sort of how we use the term "Sleep tight" despite it not making sense in modern English except in that context.
** Don't forget Twilight's saddle for "Winter Wrap Up". The real question is, what catastrophe caused the whether to stop changing everywhere but the Everfree Forest?
*** Perhaps it started by using magic to force the seasons to change when they wanted, which destroyed the season's abilities to change on their own with the exception of a few areas around the world?
* Judging by the fact that according to Twilight the same constellations visible from Earth are also visible from Equestria (Orion, Canis Major and Canis Minor are mentioned and she has Rarity sew them into her personalized dress in an episode), wherever they are would have to share a location with Earth.
* This could explain why the train in "Over A Barrel", complete with locomotive, was ''pulled'' by horses. It is a leftover relic of human civilization that Equestrians have utilized as best they can.
* And "Manehattan" is just Manhattan. The buildings were still standing after the humans died off, so the ponies moved in. And in an attempt to erase all signs of humans, the Statue of Liberty was remodeled into a pony.
** [[PlanetOfTheApes GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!]]
* There is actually a [[http://ponibooru.413chan.net/_images/0a5767780a07fcf26218eb4723357ccf/7487%20-%20blood%20celestia%20luna%20Ottanta.jpg picture]] floating around suggesting that. Be careful. It comes from a booru, so NSFW is a given/
* Dogs exist, and dogs were domesticated by humans; without us, they wouldn't exist. Either humans live somewhere on the planet, or they died out (or moved?).
** Or ponies domesticated dogs themselves, the only one (besides the Diamond Dogs) we've seen was a herding breed.
*** Ponies.. Domesticating dogs.. That induces FridgeLogic and FurryConfusion.
* France is mentioned several times too.
* As for why no one remembers anything about humanity beyond abstract concepts, a ruthless, SecretPolice-styled sect of the Equestrian government works in the shadows to systematically hunt down and destroy every remaining trace of human presence, in the name of preserving the "paradise" that the ponies were able to build once they were freed from the destructive influence of men.
* What ever cataclysm wiped out the previous inhabitants also rendered the planet uninhabitable and tidally locked. The reason that ponies control the weather and care for the animals is because the ecosystem that once supported them no longer exists. This is why Clestia and Luna are required to keep the planet rotating.
[[WMG: Equestria was originally an uninhabitable hellhole.]]
Then the ponies, including Celestria, settled an area of it and worked to make it not only livable, but prosperous. Eventually they spread and took the entire area. This ties in with the theory that the series takes place on a future Earth. Humans ruined the planet and either left, died out, or both. Nature took over some areas, but others, like Equestria, remained an uninhabitable wasteland. It is the way it is now because Celestia and Luna got their pony followers to use their magic and abilities to fix everything up. This creates a safe and prosperous haven for ponies, where they're safe from monsters, and their control over the weather and land ensures that they're safe from natural disaster and starvation.
[[WMG: Ponies are Programs]] Equestria's world is a node in a Reboot/Tron universe inside a computer. That's why ponies have to move the sun and the moon, control the weather and generally micromanage their entire environment. But unlike Reboot or Tron, they don't know it.
[[WMG: France, zoos, and Dutch apple pie don't actually exist]]
Applejack just invented them in her delirium.
* Seems to be {{jossed}}, at least as far as France goes, since Fluttershy mentions French haute couture when speaking to Rarity in a later episode, and is not delirious. Nervous due to Rarity pressing her for an opinion, but not delirious.
* Hoity Toity also mentioned that he was craving Dutch apple pie after seeing Applejack's outfit in "Suited for Success"
* Photo Finish is clearly German, even using a few German words. And in that same episode we see a pony with asian slanted eyes...
[[WMG: Humans, the Earth, and its various cultural trappings are fictional in Equestria]]
Humans are mythological creatures which are popular subjects of fantasy literature in Equestria. Many of the elements of these stories (such as the fictional fantasy kingdom of France)have entered the popular consciousness. When ponies refer to something from the human world, they are actually making references to these stories. Everypony knows what a human skull and hand looks like just like almost anyone in the real world can identify a dragon even though they don't exist.
[[WMG: The ponies of Equestria are semi-divine servitors created to uphold the natural laws]]
All the ponies have some manner of innate talent, whether magical (Fluttershy can [[TheBeastmaster control animals]], Pegasi control the weather) or mundane like Apple Jack's skill at herding animals.
We're told that the world outside of Equestria does not require the maintenance Equestria does; animals take care of themselves, as does the weather. But this is not a sure thing. In case of a breakdown of the natural laws, Celestia created servants that might keep things running smoothly so she herself could focus on fixing the underlying problem. She made Equestria exempt from some of these laws so that the ponies would not forget the skills required. The ponies with mundane skills are to collect the practical knowledge of civilization so that even if all life outside of Equestria is destroyed through some cosmic SNAFU, rebuilding will be possible. They were given free will because Celestia and Luna needed the company.
* Ah, but is the Everfree Forest the norm (suggesting all lands beyond Equestria work that way) or an aberration (suggesting you could circumnavigate the Forest while remaining in Equestria)?
[[WMG: The Sonic Rainboom is some sort of time-space shift.]]
It sends them to a seperate alternate universe every time it's used, and it's incredibly [[DangerousForbiddenTechnique risky]]. Think in The Cutie Mark Chronicles. [[spoiler: The first Sonic Rainboom shifts everyone's fates so suddenly and extremely, acting like a in-universe DeusExMachina. This sent them to the a more idealistic universe. Somewhere out there, there's a DarkerAndEdgier universe where they all grew up miserable. The second sent them to a nearly-the-same universe, with some slight changes in certain traits explaining, such as the increase in Pinkie's teleportation.]]
[[WMG: [[OurDragonsAreDifferent Dragons]] hoard treasure not because of greed, but to use as a food supply.]]
This is implied by Spike's desire to eat gemstones.
* Perhaps dragons must ingest gemstones in order to fuel their fire.
* Or to mimic the dragon from Beowulf.
** The dragon in "Dragonshy" seems to use his mostly as a bed
** However, the dragon on "Owl's Well That Ends Well" seems to confirm this
*** I think they do so as a mating display. Older dragons don't really consume gems but like to display them for potential mates because a large hoard can be used to feed many offspring (or given dragon longevity, feed an offspring for a long time). That's why older dragons hoard gems while Spike tries to eat them every chance he gets when not trying to impress Rarity. In fact, Spike helping Rarity with the gem accumulation might be a subconscious mating display.
[[WMG: Ponies in [=MLPFiM=] practice polygyny]]
As a result of there being less males to go around.
* Real horses are the same way, stallions can't stand competition so they drive most of the mature males out of the herd.
* In the future, the six mane characters could all be "sister brides" to the same stallion.
* I chalk the apparent lack of males to the fact that the show's aimed at girls. Background characters in male-oriented shows tend to be male; with this show being aimed at girls, the background characters will tend to be female. Then again, I tend to subscribe heavily to the LiteraryAgentHypothesis.
[[WMG: The Everfree Forest causes the ponies to have an existential crisis.]]
So the ponies are obviously afraid of the monsters in the forest, but they've also expressed fear at the very idea that the forest can operate autonomously. Now, imagine that you're job is, say, controlling the weather. You spend years and years learning, training, and improving your craft. You get to be pretty good at it, maybe the best like Dash claims to be. And then, you find out that there is a place that does it without your help. Suddenly, your life is cast into doubt. If the Everfree forest doesn't need the ponies' help, who's to say the rest of Equestria does? [[TotalRecall Perhaps your job is nothing but a lie, meant to keep you busy.]] Maybe you've wasted your life learning a handy but ultimately unnecessary skill. What if the world ''just doesn't need you?'' The forest would probably freak you out too.
* Seeing how a major city (Cloudsdale) is built around the fact ponies can control said clouds this would also cause an economic crisis.
* Um... "Control the weather?" Believe me, that is the ''last'' thing anypony would let go of. Sunshine and rain ''on demand''? Perfect weather for growing apples at any time? Never overly long winters (assuming they got it done in time) that would decrease crop yields? Existentialist crisis maybe, but definitely not out of a job.
** It's not being out of a job that scares them, but the idea that they're job is largely unnecessary in the grand scheme of things. Incredibly helpful the job may be, but it'll still get on without them, if in a more chaotic way.
* On the other hand, other sentient races might see them as an entire race of [[HumanoidAbomination equinoid abominations]] that forces nature itself into a neat and tidy schedule and shun them all as physical affronts to everything holy and natural.
[[WMG: Ponyville was once a cultural hub.]]
Consider: what was Ponyville like a thousand years ago? If it existed, it was adjacent to the royal palace. When Celestia sealed her sister and removed to Canterlot, the Everfree Forest was presumably left to run wild over what was once the center of Equestria. What happened to cause Celestia to abandon such a vast tract of land? Did Luna's power help secure that area against natural weather, or is the Everfree Forest an anomaly that expanded while she was sealed? Is Ponyville a city that has withered with the loss of its central status, or is it a frontier town founded long after Nightmare Moon was sealed?
* Only it was not adjacent. Ponies had to cross at least one river and one chasm to get to the castle, and there were many other places on their way there.
** It's within a few hours' walk, no more than 20 miles (and probably a lot less). That's really close in geographic terms.
[[WMG: Equestria is on the Earth of SamuraiJack]]
The sentient/sapient Ponies (etc.) are much like the talking dog archaeologists, among others; Princess Celestia is a descendant/peer of that giant god-horse that helped Jack's Dad way back when; Luna was corrupted by Aku to become Nightmare Moon (which is why it took a blast from the PowerOfFriendship to revert her); Equestria is one of the holdouts against Aku's power, which is why there are incursions from random monsters while the weather has to be controlled by (good) magic; the SchizoTech fits in with the Samurai Jack aesthetic (Farting Dragon episode, anyone?); and most importantly it'd be [[RuleOfCool cool]] if all of this were the case.
* THIS IS A CROSSOVER THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. NOW. Jack/Pinkie Pie! Get on it!
** Sorry, no Pinkie Pie. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDY5YpLqypk Have some Samurai Applejack instead!]]
[[WMG: Equestria is a realm in the classic [[SpyroTheDragon Spyro]] series.]]
It's not that much of a streach when you think about it, what with the classic series looking like the art style of the show in digital form. Besides that, the main characters look like they would fit in with the Spyro 'verse quite nicely. There's also the fact Spike is a purple dragon that can walk on two legs...
[[WMG: The Cockatrice from The Stare Master was originally from Fluttershy's place]]
Since she keeps chickens and an assortment of other animals, it wouldn't be a huge streach if she had a rooster, that managed to lay an egg, which then happened to be incubated by a toad. The cockatrice was hatched from the egg and then left to live in the Everfree Forest.
[[WMG: Equestria is actually a post-apocalyptic world after Princess Luna's rebellion, and only the ponies' hard work keeps it habitable.]]
Why doedn't Equestria have natural cycles, except in the Everfree Forest? Ponies must manually turn the seasons, fabricate weather in ad-hoc factories, even go and get the migratory birds.
Has it always been like this? And, if yes, why is the Everfree Forest so different? We know that there has been an ancient conflict between Day and Night, and for a long while (days? months? YEARS?) the sun didn't rise. This has undoubtedly wrecked havoc on the ecosystem. The banishment of Nightmare Moon / Princess Luna has certainly upset the natural balance even more.
A theory could be that Equestria, despite the appearances, is, technically, a post-apocalyptic world. Nature and its cycles have been more or less destroyed by Luna's rebellion and its aftermath. So now the ponies have to work hard to keep everything running smoothly. If the ponies ever stopped doing things like artificially creating weather, or doing season wrap-up festivals, then Equestria would quickly turn into a desert wasteland.
The Everfree Forest, for some reason or another (Likely the presence there of the Elements of Harmony), wasn't touched by the devastation. We can assume that neither were far away lands whose existance (and habitability) is implied by the presence of Zecora. Or perhaps there other species (like zebras) perform the maintenance that in Equestria is the ponies' job.
[[WMG: The ponies of Equestria are [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien Sufficiently Advanced Aliens]].]]
[[FridgeBrilliance Look at the evidence.]] They [[WeatherControlMachine control the weather and the landscape.]] They've [[AllAnimalsAreDomesticated domesticated animals]] to the point where said animals have [[TheFairFolk forgotten how to take care of themselves.]] [[HumansAreCthulhu (Sound familiar?)]] Their society is [[PerfectPacifistPeople ludicrously advanced]] compared to humans. They even have [[FunctionalMagic Functional Magic]] [[CrystalDragonJesus for Celestia's sake!]] The ponies never seem to question any of this, and are horrified at the thought of nature taking care of itself. [[CaptainObvious Obviously,]] their technology has advanced to a level in which [[ClarkesThirdLaw the ponies themselves don't fully understand how it works]], it "just is". (Kinda like the attitude many humans in developed countries have towards advancements such as computers, medicine, and and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking democracy.]]) This perfectly explains all the [[SchizoTech Schizo Tech.]] It's [[ForScience SCIENCE]], people!
* Which probably means that they are all just one disease away from a global plague.
[[WMG: "Pegacorns" were the SufficientlyAdvancedAlien {{Precursors}}; the rest are their descendants.]]
The singular nature of Princess Celestia and her sister raises a few important questions. They would appear to be an ancient breed of pony that has evolved into the smaller, shorter-lived ponies of today; but if "pegacorns" are so long-lived, why haven't more of the same generation survived into the present day? If they were killed off in a war or something, how did a couple of survivors get to rule over all the other kinds? Most importantly, how could any ponies predate their own solar cycle?
What would make sense is if horses with both horns and wings were a highly advanced race of interstellar nomads who made it their mission to use their cosmic powers to terraform planets and seed them with life. During the founding of Equestria, the aliens could have interbred with the most compatible of the native fauna to produce generations of "little ponies" that would inherit diluted forms of their powers, enough to look after the local environment. As part of their tradition, after some time the pegacorns left the planet to seek out a new one, leaving behind only a few of their own as guardians to keep the big things like the orbits and rotations of the planets in balance. This could be because they are very vulnerable to losing their sanity and fracturing their personalities from boredom, such as what happened to Luna.
We know Princess Celestia enjoys a good prank; it's likely to be one of the ways she keeps her sanity in check. But Celestia's MagnificentBastard side may be part of a serious plan to set up groups of ponies on tests to see if they can harness forgotten technologies like the Elements of Harmony and eventually govern the planet all on their own someday. Additionally, Celestia's extraterrestial nature would explain why she insists on keeping the title "Princess" after so many years as sole ruler: The real King or Queen of her society is still out there, only on some other planet. And her interest in Twilight Sparkle's reports on friendship may be because Celestia is compiling a sort of cultural/anthropological study on what sort of people the pegacorns have produced, and a personal account from one of them is just what's needed to make it really convincing.
[[WMG: Griffons and Ponies crossbreed, all Pegasus Ponies are descended from Griffons]]
In Mythology, a griffon and a mare can breed to make a Hippogriff. It's not a far stretch to assume it's also possible in this universe, too. Some of the pegasus ponies seen so far have sharper features, longer wings, more pointed ears and almost beak-like mouths. (Case in point: The jock ponies from Sonic Rainboom.) I think this means they have griffon/hippogriff ancestry. Now, following this line of logic, it's possible that all pegasus ponies are descended from intermarrying of griffons and ponies.
[[WMG: Most of the male ponies are drafted to Equestria Army]]
This is the reason why there are so few male ponies.
* The real question this raises is why is there a need for a draft? A secret war perhaps? But against who?
** ''Stallion with a winged skull cutie mark and a high-peaked combination cap:'' We shall purge the Universe of the Foul Forces of [[CareBears Care-a-Lot]]! Glory to the First Stallion to Die! FOR THE PRINCESS!
** Or, going with the AfterTheEnd theory, the last surviving pockets of humans are putting up a resistance and need to be exterminated.
* Or, if they're more like IRL horses, mares tend to be leaders and stallions tend to do more of the fighting. Stallions that aren't strong enough to become herd stallions tend to join bachelor herds of other stallions & train to get stronger. Since bands of rowdy young males will cause trouble unsupervised, or go looking for adventure and chances to impress the fillies, over Equestria's history these male bands took over responsibility for defense of the kingdom, dealing with things like the Parasprite infestation in Phillydelphia and most of the monsters that show up on the show all the time, at least the ones that make trouble.
** So there are two Equestrias: the 'civilian'/matriarchal Equestria shown in the show, which is the old, the young, mares and the few stallions able to avoid being kicked out by the other stallions as competition because they're strong (Big Macintosh) or really good at something (Mr. Cake), and the 'male' Equestria, a genderflipped AmazonBrigade focused on training (in civilian pursuits as well as combat), making it into Celestia's forces proper (fighting the good fight and impressing the fillies) and so on?
[[WMG: The Ponies raise pigs to feed their carnivorous pets with.]]
The Ponies have been shown to own dogs, cats, and even aligators, and they must eat something. It's just strange to imagine a butcher pony.
** It's why Fluttershy is so timid.
** Fluttershy did feed fish to Ferrets.
* According to WordOfGod, ponies ''really'' like truffles, enough to provide free room & board. Cows aren't so lucky.
** The cows are there because the ponies use milk.
** Presumably the same thing can be said for the chickens, although that raises the question of weither ponies can consume eggs. They must use them in baking.
*** In one episode, Pinkie gives Spike a quiche. Quiches need eggs, so yes, ponies eat eggs.
[[WMG: The FIM-verse is part of the Dungeons and Dragons cosmology.]]
Walk through the right door in Sigil and you'll wind up in a gorgeous land of magical ponies and unusually bright and friendly versions of monsters common throughout the planes. Now we just gotta guess which pony belongs to what character class.
* Which edition? Of course Fluttershy and Pinky are likely NPC classes, having never demonstrated any kind of combat ability whatsoever (The Stare being a 'spell like ability' of course). Though the idea of Pinky being a Sorcerer or Bard and simply hiding her awesome power is an attractive one...
** 3rd or 4th, 3rd for the amusing contrast between FIM and dungeonpunk, 4th for the streamlined aesthetic matching the clean bright lines of FIM. Twilight Sparkle is a shoe-in for Wizard, Pinky definitely seems to be a Bard (she does pull off a Pied Piper move and is always singing and dancing), I'd peg Applebloom as a Ranger for the rough 'n tumble nature affinity... Rainbow Dash is either a Rogue (for speedy tricksiness) or a Monk (for sheer speed... though I've yet to see how 4e handles monks)... Fluttershy strikes me as a Paladin, actually, with an emphasis on the laying-on-of-hands gentleness tempered with the Righteous Fires of Charisma allowing her to stare down evil beings. Rarity, not sure.
** Fluttershy strikes me as a 4th edition invoker. Lightly armored servant of the gods, raining down holy fire at range. It is after all theorised that Fluttershy's meekness is due to her special power being extremely aggressive in nature. Rarity... 4th edition bard maybe? Lots of flashiness and illusions backing up martial ability, and they actually get the power "Words of Friendship". I'm still with Pinky as a sorcerer, just because it would annoy Twilight.
** Fluttershy strikes me more as a Druid. Considering her ability with animals, but also that she's able to convince non-animals to do her will (indicating the Wild Empathy ability). She's also got a good Fort save, indicated when she resisted the Cockatrice's stare. And let us not forget Angel, her animal companion! She hasn't shown any ability to change shape, but it's possible she's taken an option from a sourcebook that eschews that ability in favor of more focus to animal control.
** For [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKs-MHFil0k some reason]] I'm imagining Rainbow Dash as a Paladin. Rarity is a Bard, Fluttershy's a Druid or Cleric with the Animal domain, Applejack is a Ranger, and Twilight Sparkle is obvious. As for Pinky Pie, she's a {{Munchkin}}.
* Well, we [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/art-8-bitgag-theater.html know]] what they'd be in FinalFantasy.
[[WMG: The FIM-verse is part of the [[CallOfCthulhu Cthulhu]] cosmology]]
Based on how often the characters [[SanitySlippage go nuts]], especially Twilight the spellcaster.
* It's probably somewhere in the Dreamlands though.
** So the Princesses are probably [[PhysicalGod Great Ones]].
* Oh, and an omnicidal god locked away for a thousand years, sounds familiar, [[EldritchAbomination don't it]]?
[[WMG: The entire "battle" between the Buffalo and the Apple-loosians was staged. Mostly.]]
Both sides got the message behind Pinkie Pie's bizzare and narmy preformance, but agreed that it was lousy. Perhaps they also agreed stage a dramatic showdown at high noon and not tell the ponies (as well as Braeburn and Little Strong Heart for some reason) about it. It also seems unusual that they would use ''Pies'' as ammunition. However, perhaps the Buffalo got a little carried away with their stampeding...
[[WMG: The universe runs on friendship]]
Literally. The physical laws of the universe is actually thinly held together. They break down constantly and require maintenance. Usually, they are held stable by magic. However, over 1000 years ago, Equestria figured out how to harness the power of magic, turning their realm into an Utopia, but at the cost of physics within the land slowly decaying. The royal family, possible the then young princess Celestia, gathered all ponies together, and organized them, taking over the responsibility of ensuring the season turns as supposed to, as well as such things as gravity and speed of light. This also nicely helped solve the recent unemployment problem.
[[WMG: The Equestria national anthem is...]]
... a waltz inspired theme. Why? A canter, in horse-riding is a controlled 3 beat gait. Waltz are written in 3/4 key. It would be both Fridge Brilliance and Shown Their Work from the show's musical direction. Any composer bronies out there, take note.
[[WMG: Clouds are actually gaseous [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-newtonian_fluid non-newtonian liquid]] instead of water]]
Non-newtonian liquids become solid when pressure is applied to them, and allows one to walk on water if done carefully, as seen in several YouTube videos. Clouds in Equestria are gaseous forms of these liquid, which allows them to remain airborne but still have enough liquid to be solid when comparably-light pegasi walk on them. The spell Twilight uses in "Sonic Rainboom" is really a spell that reduces earth ponies' weight to that of pegasi.
[[WMG: The show is foreshadowing the end of OUR Earth and what it'll look like in the future]]
In 2012 human kind will destroy themselves in a massive war for world domination and the only thing left behind will be their technology. All the atomic bombs and toxic substances over the years will cause animals to mutate and evolve; with ponies becoming the dominate species of Earth with new mutant species popping up looking like mythical beings. Ex: The hydra is really a super-mutated lizard-like creature.
[[WMG: Equestria is a plane of [[MagicTheGathering Dominia]].]]
On second thought: Equestria might be somehow close or connected to Lorwyn/Shadowmoor since in both cases, we have conflicts between forces of day and night that span centuries.
* Also in both settings, there are "elements" composed of abstract concepts - the Elements of Harmony in one case, and the Greater Elementals in the other.
** Lorwyn has no oceans, and as of yet there have been no references to oceans in FiM either - in fact, we have seen a squid living in a lake, and a sea-serpent in a river.
*** ...nor have there been references to horses in Lorwyn-Shadowmoor. But there have been several races (changelings, hobgoblins, selkies, etc.) going into / coming out of hiding when the plane transforms, so post-Shadowmoor ponies isn't too far of a stretch.
* It's also a nice coincidence that Celestia's cutie mark looks exactly like the white Mana symbol.
[[WMG: Equestria is the Isle of the Houyhnhnms from ''GulliversTravels'']]
After a few hundred years of technological advances, of course. The Yahoos have nearly been wiped out as well.
* Taking this further, the Houyhnhnms were able to take enormous leaps and bounds in both technological, sociological, and moral concepts thanks to [[TheMagicComesBack the magic coming back]]. The Yahoo could not cope.
[[WMG: Equestria is actually an abandoned amusement/theme park.]]
Specifically, an amusement park world, created countless ages ago by human or human-like (let's not necessarily preclude elves or fairies) magical beings as a place for them and their children to vacation.... and the ponies--- Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn and Alicorn(winged unicorn)--- were created as the entertainment and maintenance staff (along with perhaps the other intelligent creatures such as the cows, mules, buffalo, etc). Untold ages later, the original builders of the amusement park abandoned it and left the live-in staff to their own devices.
If you think about it, it all makes tremendous sense. Where else would everything-- the plants, the animals, the climate, the seasons-- be so micromanaged? Where else would you see such surprisingly tame "wild" animals? (Even the "monsters" are a relatively minimal threat.) If the ponies were the genetically established head caretakers, it only makes sense that the other species would have an obedience instinct implanted in them (diluted over the millenia, but still effective enough for Fluttershy to cow a cockatrice, a Manticore and a dragon.) It also explains the SchizoTech (crank Victrolas next to modern turntables, candles and lanterns next to electric lights, medieval armor, wild west outfits, victorian wigs, fashions from the 80's, etc) as the sort of thing one would need on the "backlot" of an amusement park, where themed performances of every possible culture and era would be likely. Why else would the ponies be using musical instruments with keys for HUMAN fingers, cups with handles, tools with hand grips, etc-- save as a racial memory of doing things for the convenience of human guests? It would explain why the ponies were PULLING the train engine rather than RIDING it; they have an instinctual memory that trains should be pulled, and should have an engine up front... but the recollection of how it all works is screwy after so much time. It even explains why gemstones are scattered so prolifically around Equestria that Spike can casually snack on them, and Rarity thinks nothing of digging up four WAGONLOADS of gemstones, out of loose topsoil, just to decorate a dress.... part of the fanciful setting, the ground is "salted" with heaps of prefabricated gems for any children who wanted to play at "treasure hunting."
* Celestia and Luna are AI constructs or uploaded humans who have the access codes necessary to command and reprogram the sufficiently advanced technology of the park, their original jobs being dealing with any situations the ponies couldn't handle themselves. Their falling out a millennium ago was really over what to do now that the park had been abandoned.
[[WMG: If on the off chance Death appears in the series]]
It will be a pony grim reaper, named Binky.
* There's actually this great fanfiction where Binky ([[{{Discworld}} DEATH]]'s horse) is revealed to be Pinkie Pie's grandfather. He taught her how to move great distances in the blink of an eye (a nod to Pinkie's fourth-wall-breaking abilities). Read it [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zrhqlBhIWvq6GTd-jevamZjttyUVlSQv_8aTqZjZ_bI/edit?hl=en&authkey=CKn97pUJ# here]].
[[WMG: All ponies are born as winged unicorns]]
There are actually no different types of ponies. Specially selected and indoctrinated midwife ponies secretly remove wings and/or horns from the newborns. This is done to keep the pony-society stratified with the apparently god-like Celestia on top.
The operation also affects the growth and life-span of the ponies in a negative way.
* Alternatively, all ponies go through winged unicorn phase in utero, but then hormones/magic suppressed the development of wings, horn or both.
[[WMG: We won't see '''even one''' blacksmith before the last season of MLP:FIM]]
In a land of horses, we haven't seen one yet, even in the western town of Appleloosa. They know what anvils are (we've seen two, so far), and they know how to play a game of horseshoes, but not one character actually '''wears''' horseshoes (we have seen boots and shoes that fit over hooves, but that's it).
[[WMG: The ponies' hooves are magnetic.]]
This is why they can sometimes pick up things with their hooves, and it it also explains how Applejack was able to grab onto Twilight's hooves when she was hanging off the side of a cliff in the second episode.
* To paraphrase MysteryScienceTheater3000, "And if their hooves were metal, that would mean something."
** And their hooves are made of metal.
[[WMG: Horseshoes are used as throwing weapons.]]
Either nopony wears horseshoes anymore in lieu of advancement in footwear technology, or horseshoes are a (negative) status symbol used as punishment. Having permanent horseshoes implies one is being forced into labor to atone for a crime. Due to their aerodynamic nature, however, horseshoes are used as highly symbolic thrown weapons, perhaps associated with law enforcement or JUSTICE in general. This also elevates Applejack and Rainbow Dash's game of horseshoes into the pony equivalent of [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome a knife-throwing contest.]]
[[WMG: Ponies are elemental creatures, and we've only seen three so far.]]
Earth ponies are... just that. Pegasus ponies are air elemental. Unicorn ponies embody either Fire (the fire of intellect, the "electric" nature of magic, Twilight ''igniting'' when sufficiently frustrated...) or Aether/Void/Mana. This either leaves one gap (Water) or two (Fire and Water), depending on how catch-'em-all-y the show wants to get. Celestia and Luna don't manifest sea pony traits because they've only been seen above water, and their hind legs would become a tail and fins under. Either tallness is the "hat" for fire ponies, or like earth ponies they're not visibly magical.
* Water elemental would be those mermaid ones that the fandom seems to hate so much.
* Try the PowerTrio of body (earth), mind (unicorn), and spirit (pegasus).
* Ponies are based on the five platonic elements: Unicorns are aether, pegasi are air, sea ponies are water, earth ponies are earth (duh), and fire is represented by Zebras.
* The three races of pony are all made up of a mix two elements in varying proportions. Pegasus ponies are wind (Dash) and water (Fluttershy), earth ponies are Fire (Pinkie) and earth (AJ, or especially Big Mac), and unicorn ponies are made of sunlight (Rarity) and moonlight (Trixie).
[[WMG: Anybody and anypony are both valid in speech.]]
Rainbow Dash says "and I couldn't risk a goody four-shoes like you giving that ticket away to just anybody!". Probably a slip of the tongue that was missed, but it's perfectly possible that anybody is correct with the presence of characters like Spike, that sea serpent, that dragon in the mountain, Zecora, and Gilda. You know, not ponies. Hell, Rainbow Dash could've been accounting for the possibility that Twilight could give it to Spike.
[[WMG: Unicorns are naturally predisposed to having mental disorders.]]
Maybe it's due to utilizing magic through an appendage that's so close to their brain, but it seems like most of the unicorn cast members appear somewhat... neurotic. There are several claims of Twilight having Aspergers, Rarity being SuperOCD and even Sweetie Belle being a crayon short of a box. Even minor and background unicorns come off as a little unhinged, Snips and Snails appear slow, Trixie's a little over-dramatic and Lyra's well... Lyra.
* So, are we going with the "Pinkie pie is secretly a unicorn" one down there too, she's got a serious case of [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny ADHD]] and maybe a bit of [[TheSchizophreniaConspiracy schizophrenia]]
** Not necessarily. "All that is gold does not glitter. All that glitters is not gold." Just because Pinkie's nuts doesn't mean she's a unicorn. She's just fourth-wall-cracking-bonkers.
[[WMG: Sonic Rainbooms warp reality]]
First off, their very animation implies that they involve breaking a barrier that is not intended to be broken. Thus, the effects of pulling off such a move need to be seriously taken into consideration. They seemed simple at first when it was first seen in "Sonic Rainboom", briefly knocking witnesses out of character such as turning Fluttershy excitable and Rarity humble.
But this takes on a whole new layer of meaning in "Cutie Mark Chronicles". Applejack managed to miss the actual Rainboom and Rarity didn't behold it herself, so they were largely unaffected. Fluttershy was only minorly affected, causing her to remain calm and brave even as the other animals panicked. But then we get to later stories, and we realize that this Rainboom was directly beheld by both Twilight and Pinkie. The results? Twilight suddenly found herself tapping into an immense power she couldn't control, forcing Celestia to take her under her wings to help her. And Pinkie Pie, an otherwise normal earth pony beforehand, became the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} and borderline RealityWarper (exceeding the powers of known unicorns and pegasi) that she is today.
We were lucky the first two times. Who knows what could happen if such acts of breaking the rainbow barrier continue unchecked?
** Alternatively, this ''is'' the standard effect of breaking the rainbow barrier... But if too much of it is used, it'll reduce the world to cloying saccharinity, sapping the intellect of all ponies and destroying their individuality in the process. In addition, it will turn at least certain pegasis into earth ponies... Raibow Dash and Scootaloo first and foremost among the afflicted. If the rainbow barrier is breached too carelessly and too often... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZpurerF2HM this]] may be what Equestria reverts to!
[[WMG: Pegasus ponies don't fly with their wings]]
They fly with magic. They can extend their flight magic to things they tow(like chariots, or moving vans), so they fly with them instead of dangling below them. Part of their magic allows pegasus ponies to walk on and manipulate clouds. Their magic, their flight magic at least, comes from their wings, much like the unicorns' magic comes from their horns. That's why Rainbow Dash couldn't fly when Applejack tied up her wings.
* WordOfGod confirms that pegasus and earth ponies have magical powers. While she doesn't say that flight is magical it's a safe assumption to make.
* As an extension to this it is possible that in most cases magic is providing the lift. In those cases the wings are merely acting as stabilizers and forward propulsion. We see evidence of this in Scootaloo, who has yet to master the magic required for lift but is able to use her wings for forward propulsion. Only certain Pegasi can use magic for forward propulsion, the Wonderbolts and Rainbow Dash would be examples. This is visible as the magical trails these Pegasi leave behind.This magic might also explain the Sonic Rainboom. Ponies are not very aerodynamic, so additional magic would be used to improve the aerodynamics of the Pegasus. Additional magical force would be required as forward velocity increases to prevent the Pegasus from being shredded by air resistance. After breaching the sound barrier there is a marked decrease in air resistance, so the magical energy would need to be rapidly dissipated in the form of the rainbow explosion witnessed.
[[WMG: The reason why the Apple Clan tend to be late bloomers...]]
Cutie marks are created by a pony discovering their special talent and ''knowing'' what they want to do with their life. Members of the Apple Clan have an obvious path set out before them from birth -- but that doesn't mean they '''know''' whether or not they want to dedicate themselves to that as their life's work. That's why it generally takes so long; they're not ''sure'' yet if they want to follow the family's tradition. Apple Bloom's attempt failed because she was doing it for all the wrong reasons, having no real conviction behind her decision to help hawk apples beside earning her mark.
** Might be kind of confirmed as of "Cutie Mark Chronicles"; Applejack tried living a "sophisticated" life in the city as a filly, realized it wasn't for her, and made up her mind that she ''did'' want to carry on the family tradition after all.
[[WMG: Ponyville is a multiracial experiment.]]
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy could have spent their whole lives without meeting a single wingless pony, barely paying attention to the world under the clouds. Finding an unicorn in the wild west of Equestria is almost as difficult. But princess Celestia decided to take a small city, founded by earth ponies, and encourage immigration of both unicorns and pegasi. Ponyville is now considered a fairly unique case by sociologists and biologists alike.
* Then why didn't they know about zebras? Not to mention the xenophobia in that episode. Kind of weird for a community whose hat would be diversity.
** Zebras aren't ponies, as Twilight Sparkle said in that episode. And even a successful blend between three kinds isn't automatically ready to welc, accordingome a fourth.
* Also, we see both Earth Ponies and Unicorns in Manehattan in "Cutie Mark Chronicles".
** Yet still no pegasus.
* This theory could very well be true. Appleloosa is mostly an earth pony town, Cloudsdale is a completely pegasus city, and from what we've seen of Canterlot, it seems to have a unicorn majority, according to the ponies seen in the "At The Gala" song.
[[WMG: Dragon birth and development]]
As of ''Owls...'', we see that dragons are an infanticidal and cannibalistic species. Also, Spike is consistently referred to as a baby dragon, yet is at the same level of comprehension and cognitive development as the rest of the residents of Equestria. I suppose that, like other reptiles, dragons are able to take care of themselves nearly from birth, and they are in a constant danger of being eaten by their bigger relatives. Princess Celestia realized this and how intelligent dragons are, and so created a mutually symbiotic relationship between her students (to give them an assistant and teach them leadership skills) and baby dragons (who learn from their pony and get protection from their larger kin) to make everyone happy. Not sure what happens when Spike grows up, though. Maybe Celestia is pulling a Baron Wulfenbach, making it so the next generation of dragons is fully of friendly allies to the ponies?
[[WMG: Dragons are a dying species]]
Fluttershy mentions that she's never seen a baby dragon before and didn't even know that Dragons could ''talk.'' Clearly they are a rare and mysterious breed that are extremely uncommon. Also as evidenced by Spike young dragons are very small and vulnerable creatures that can often fall prey to larger predators including ''other dragons.'' It also seems that dragon's eggs are rare themselves, since they live so long dragons rarely breed. This is why many dragons choose to donate their eggs to Celestia and her students in order to ensure that their young reach adulthood and ensure that dragons survive and to train them to possible weed out some of the behaviors and instincts that led to them almost dying out in the first place.
[[WMG: 'Everfree' is a Pony euphemism for death.]]
Thus, the Everfree Forest is, in less gentle terms, the [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace Forest of Death]].
[[WMG: Equestria was originally founded by [[{{Precursors}} ''horses'']]]]
The ponies were created as a stunted ServantRace but something wiped out their horse masters. Princess Celestia and Luna were the [[LastOfHisKind sole survivors]].
[[WMG: The Everfree Forest is the boundary between our world and theirs]]
The Everfree Forest works just as our world works. The animals govern themselves and the water cycle actually cycles on it's own. We share common mythical creatures like cockatrices. Zecora is either a descendant of a wandering zebra, or a traveler between realms. Her African masks are relics from the human world.
[[WMG: The pony world is fantasy of a little girl]]
Think of how the clouds don't move on their own and how the animals can't fend for themselves. This is all because the little girl who dreamed up this world doesn't actually know how the water cycle, ecosystem, or seasons work. The Everfree forest contains everything that doesn't fit in with the pony fantasy, AKA reality. Everything bad, strange or unknown gets put there, along with the girl's subconscious doubts about the pony world.
* If the girl is LaurenFaust from when she was younger, then I'll agree with this 100 percent!
[[WMG: Equestrian dragons function more like intelligent animals than sentient beings. However, due to being raised by the ponies of Canterlot, Spike has developed super-intelligence.]]
In the show, we've only seen two dragons, Spike and the dragon in "Dragonshy." Spike, who is supposed to be a child, appears much more intelligent than the other one, who said at most four words and communicated with grunts and roars the rest of time. This would explain why Fluttershy [[CutenessProximity reacted the way she did]] when she first met Spike, and why she didn't know that he could talk. Because, young dragons normally can't.
* Or perhaps it's because Twilight temporarily aged him up into an adult when her power went out of control?
* It's also possible that dragons simply have a language all their own. The dragon in "Dragonshy" certainly seemed intelligent enough and displays a myriad of different complex attitudes and expressions that suggest intelligence (including sarcastic skepticism) and even tries to rationalize his actions (albeit somewhat poorly). He started communicated in the pony's tongue because he was forced to. If anything Dragons seem to be slightly ''more'' intelligent than ponies (the number of learned skills Spike alone possesses is ridiculous, and he's just a baby) as none of the ponies seem to be able to communicate with any other creature in their own tongue.
[[WMG: Unicorn Magic has something to do with [[AleisterCrowley Thelema]].]]
Twilight Sparkle, who is explicitly stated to have Magic as her special talent, has a Cutie Mark in the shape of a unicursal hexagram. Although it's also used in some old Hinduist traditions, the unicursal hexagram became popular through Aleister Crowley and Thelema.
* I though it was the image of the Elements of Harmony
** Thinking of it, this makes sense. It's a six-pointed star and we have six Elements. However, it's still a star in the shape of an unicursal hexagram.
[[WMG: Discworld science explains the sonic rainboom.]]
While only Unicorn Ponies can cast spells, Pegasus Ponies display many supernatural talents of their own, and Earth Ponies have at least their cutie marks as proof of an uncanny nature. But beyond the ponies themselves, all of Equestria appears to be a land of magic.\\
In this entry, we present evidence that the world of Equestria may in fact obey the conventional laws of physics under a {{Discworld}}-like BackgroundMagicField. An experiment realized by a young Pegasus Pony named Rainbow Dash literally brings new light on the subject.\\
A recognized property of the Discworld's BMF is that any light passing through it is slowed down until its speed becomes roughly equal to the speed of sound. As a result, any moving object breaking the sound barrier will also break the light barrier. Close and distant observers can then hear a sonic boom and see a prismatic flash, always perceived as if simultaneous with each other.\\
In the two occasions where Miss Dash created what she calls a "sonic rainboom", all witnesses described the phenomenon in terms remarkably similar to the above paragraph. We think this is solid indication that Equestria's magic may not be unlike the one studied at the Unseen University.\\
Further investigation at Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns revealed that the first of those two "sonic rainbooms" may also have caused a thaumic chain reaction within this reputed establishment. We were assured it was contained without any long-term damage.
[[WMG: The power of the Elements of Harmony are hereditary.]]
Pinkie's grandmother taught Pinkie at a young age to "Giggle At the Ghosties" as a subtle way of teaching her how to properly wield ancient power of Laughter. No word yet about what the other characters' parents have taught them.
* Twilight's parents encouraged their daughter to practice magic.
[[WMG: Everypony has a connection to one of the Elements of Harmony.]]
However, they don't always have a very ''strong'' connection to them, thus leaving the ability to wield the Elements to those who do, and who have a strong friendship with the other five strongest wielders. After all, it'd have to be an awfully ContrivedCoincidence that all six Elements of Harmony end up living in the same exact town...
* It's neither contrived nor coincidental: Recall that this universe's God-monarch walks among her people. Is it too farfetched to believe she had set up a BatmanGambit to save her little sister?
[[WMG: The Friendship Is Magic's universe's {{God}} is making sure that the main six ponies stay close.]]
It's been shown that [[spoiler:Rainbow Dash pulling off a Sonic Rainboom]] caused the other five to get their cutie marks. I bet that the FIM universe's God is keeping them snug and close so it has an Ace when things skewer to a sour side.
* Yes, her name is Celestia.
[[WMG: In Equestria, a lunar or solar eclipse would be a mind-blowing cosmic horror.]]
In the real world, the moon can be out at any time of day. Sometimes it only appears with the sun and isn't visible at all at night. But Nightmare Moon's backstory implies that in Equestria, the moon and the sun are mutually exclusive. Why? Because Luna and Celestia arranged a fixed cycle of moon and sun in order to more effectively manage the tides. Maybe they even worked out the interactions of gravitational pulls to reduce natural disasters like earthquakes or tsunamis. Maintaining the sun and moon's relative position is of the utmost importance.
Alternately, the Equestrian solar system is not heliocentric, but has spheres like Ptolemy theorized. But rather than the sun and moon being embedded in one sphere, they are both set onto a fixed path in the same sphere and circle around it like race cars on a track.
Either way, the idea of the two celestial bodies intersecting would never even occur to a resident of Equestria. If it were suggested, much less actually happen, it would blow their little pony minds.
** Alternatively, eclipses were regularly scheduled, but none happened in the last thousand years... Because they were meant as times for Celestia and Luna to get together and talk.
[[WMG: This series is actually set in the same universe as all of the previous cartoon series.]]
Since this is a franchise-wide theory, it's detailed [[WMG/MyLittlePony here]].
[[WMG: Pegasus magic is not flight, but rather InertialDampening.]]
Pegasi are not what you would call aerodynamic, and routinely pull off maneuvers that would clearly be impossible through physics alone. It's natural to imagine that their flight is boosted by a magical push, but just adding a force vector and calling it "magic" leaves a lot of the questions raised by the feats they demonstrate unanswered. One possibility that goes farther to explain what we see is that instead of adding force, pegasus magic creates a field that reduces or nullifies the mass of the pegasus and any freight that she may be carrying.
Note that cloud-walking and sculpting is not explained by this; even if a pegasus reduced her mass such that the matter of a cloud was a physical obstacle, that wouldn't make her able to pick it up and manipulate it, and at any rate the air itself would be as much of an obstacle. This also implies that the main force that a flying pegasus is struggling against is not gravity but air resistance.
Some evidence:
* Rainbow Dash's mass is at least on the same order as Applejack's, or she'd have gone flying when she tried to hoof-wrassle.
* Items hauled by pegasi appear to float, but fall plenty fast when dropped.
** If the mass does not all return instantaneously, that explains how the frog that Fluttershy dropped, not to mention Twilight Sparkle, survived "Feeling Pinkie Keen".
* Rainbow Dash, Rarity and three Wonderbolts survived a near-right angle turn at supersonic (and possibly superluminal, given the Discworld magical field theory) speed. If they were close to massless due to Rainbow Dash's magic, the extreme G-forces would not have affected them.
* Fluttershy seems to have imperfect control over this ability. In episode 2, after a burst of mass compensation when she and Rainbow Dash catch Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy undercompensates for Twilight's mass, because she's used to carrying smaller mammals. In "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", even though she couldn't gain control of her falling, she was able to reduce her mass enough that a swarm of butterflies was enough to break her fall.
* When Rainbow Dash is affected by the Poison Joak and her wings are on upside-down, she's still able to move her own weight around. This is particularly visible when she's on the floor and apparently thrust-vectoring downward into it, but it causes her to scoot across the floor as if she weighs nothing.
* The Elements of Harmony, in their aspect as big stone balls, behave as if they're very heavy when Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy carry them. Are they magic-resistant?
[[WMG: The ponies are in fact the Gods of the [[ASongOfIceAndFire Dothraki]].]]
The Dothraki believe in horse Gods, so yeah...
* Not only that, but their Gods also represent stellar objects, like the Sun, Moon, and the Stars.
[[WMG:''Supernaturals'' was originally written in Zebra, and was rather poorly translated into Pony.]]
Using the word ''supernatural'' to mean ''a super, natural medication'' is just a ''bit'' of a stretch. However, it's possible that Zebra uses the same words for ''nature'' and ''natural remedy''. Thus, somepony at some point translated a book about traditional remedies from Zebra into Pony; unfortunately, this equine had a somewhat dodgy grasp of one of the languages, with the result that ''Super Natural Remedies'' became ''Supernaturals''.
Zecora probably has a copy in the original Zebra as well, and presumably obtained a Pony copy in case she ever needed a pony to help her with some formulation.
[[WMG:Zebras also come in unicorn and pegasus forms, as well as multiple colours.]]
Zecora is simply a black-and-white earth zebra. If ponies can come in all sorts of colours, there's no reason zebras can't, so in Zecora's home country, there would be zebras with blue and pink stripes, yellow and green stripes, and every colour stripe you can make in flash. Also, some zebras have horns, and others have wings.
* While the Ponies of Equestria earn their cutie marks, the Zebra foals earn their stripes!
There is actually some circumstantial evidence for this in the show itself. Zecora has a cutie make, indicating that zebras have some facets in common with ponies. She also has quite an affinity for plants, which is generally an earth pony thing; this suggests she's an earth zebra.
** This troper always assumed this, showing a winged zebra would be weird without seeing any Earth first,anyway. Zecora is simply a non-european/american(??) pony.
[[WMG: Equestria is the result of a game of [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Homestuck Sburb]] played by ponies.]]
Celestia and Luna were the only players of said game to reach the God Tier, thus fully realizing their roles as the [[http://www.ponychan.net/chan/art/src/130481599774.png HEIR OF LIGHT and MAID OF VOID]].
* Secretly, the STEED OF TIME and SEER OF DERP are still around...
[[WMG: Four Stars are ponies who served Nightmare Moon for thousand years or they got awaken before series pilot. After Nigtmare Moon gone they got transformed or turned back back to more normal ponies . ]]
Now they wander aroud Equestria, confused and trying to make something from rest of their powers or fit in. They are not evil, but still little jerkass, they strong powers (depending what pony species). And they have Cutie Mark related to stars, moon, night, sparking or magic.
* The Great and Powerful Trixie?
** Offcourse
* Twilight's parents?
[[WMG: Related to above. Four Stars are now normal ponies, nothing indicating their hidden power and role as NM servants. ]]
They propably have normal life before NM return and after her defeat. They don't know anything about their hidden personas. They may turn into Four Stars if other evil force show up. And anypony minor or background can be one of them.
* ParanoiaFuel?
[[WMG: Also related to the above. The four stars are Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death.]]
The four horses of the Apocalypse. They are working in secret to rally all those who are faithful to Nightmare Moon, and one day raise her again.
* [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1137 You]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1145 mean]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1147 like]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1158 these]] [[http://www.aorange.com/?p=1163 fillies?]]
[[WMG: Related to the above as well; the four stars are actually TeamFourStar.]]
[[WMG: Equestria was originally an living enviroments experiment at [[HalfLife Black Mesa]]. ]]
Equestria is a test to see if a better, more peaceful world could be bio-engineered using nano-technology to create Pony-Human-Xen hybrids. During the Resonance Cascade, the experimental ponies were transported to an uninhabited dimension with no other sentient life (thus explaining things like the Parasprites and the Everfree Forest. Equestria is no longer a Black Mesa testing facility, thus "bad" things exist to an extent.) Celestia was originally a Black Mesa employee who was given near (but not actual) god-like power for the purpose of making sure a revolt did not happen at the base. Due to the time and the transportation, she has gone insane, believing she is an actual Physical God. Thus, Half-Life 3 involves Gordon Freeman being "hired" by the G-Man to go to Equestria to snap Celestia out of her insanity in order to fulfill the G-Man's unknown plan while the Equestrian equivalent to the HECU hunt Freeman down. Half-Life 2: Episode 3 has been delayed for so long because ValveSoftware is having difficulty ending Half-Life 2's plot while beginning Half-Life 3's.
* Guess that explains all the ''{{Portal}}'' crossovers, seeing as they're the same 'verse.
[[WMG: The entire setting is the future of PeaceOnEarth.]]
In keeping with the "Equestria is Earth AfterTheEnd" theory, either a cataclysmic conventional war or a nuclear holocaust (based on whether you're counting the 1939 or 1955 versions as canon), humanity was wiped off the face of the Earth, leaving the animals to emerge from their hidey-holes and take up residence in the former human dwellings and form a new society from its remnants ("Ye shall rebuild the old wastes", says the Bible-reading owl). Fast forward through a few millennia of animal-rule and [[TheMagicComesBack the magic coming back]], and boom, you have My Little Pony. Equestria merely happens to be a settlement where horses are the dominant animals.
[[WMG: The series takes place in the same world as WesternAnimation/AdventureTime.]]
-nods to the guy who said there's not enough tie-in theories on this page- Yet another permutation of the "post-apocalyptic Equestria" theory; this time, the current setting was a result of the devastation caused by the Mushroom War. The usual "humanity was wiped out in a catastrophic nuclear war" (excepting Finn this time, of course) corollary still holds, and on top of that, whatever cataclysmic force ripped a giant chunk out of the Earth (as seen in that one orbital shot in ''Adventure Time'') also splintered the continents, separating what little life remained on the planet, and as the eons went by, the radiation and divergent evolution kicked in. On one landmass, we ended up with sentient ponies who built a new, monarchic society in the image of mankind's, while on the other, we got a weird grab-bag of inanimate objects (candy, desserts, ice, street signs...) brought to life and mutant animals forming a far looser, almost feudalistic society. Obviously, the former became Equestria, and the latter became the Land of Ooo. Ooo's weaker government and relative lawlessness are the result of their greater diversity and the disharmony that resulted from it, whereas Equestrians pretty much seem to agree on letting ponies rule everything (which may imply some degree of [[FantasticRacism pony-supremacist]] thought on the part of the ruling elite). On both sides, though, the collapse of developed civilisation brought on a return to a primitive, superstitious way of life for the new sentients of the earth, which heralded the return of [[TheMagicComesBack magic and mythical creatures]] (I say that last part as a way of pacifying those who would crucify me for implying that ponies and magic are the way they are because they're radioactive...).
* The one remaining link between the two lands is Rainicorns, who were the result of ponies who migrated from Equestria to Ooo for one reason or another, and were changed over time by the differing environment.
* The chunk missing from Ooo's planet isn't really missing, it's out of phase - and it is Equestria. It exerts enough influence on Ooo's planet to keep it acting like a real sphere, and to stop the ground collapsing in to fill the gap; but other that, that huge chunk of planet has been shifted into another plane of reality. Princess Celestia had to create a new sun for Equestria because Ooo's sun is out of phase from Equestria, (except in places like the Everfree forest, which is peripheral enough to leech off the light and warmth of Ooo). The phase-shift is precarious, and has to be actively reinforced by Princess Celestia - who is desperate to keep her realm isolated from the relative chaos of Ooo.
* Could be the same universe as RegularShow then, as WesternAnimation/AdventureTime has been theorized to be the distant future of THAT show.
* The series could also take place in the past of Adventure time, with Finn and Jake occupying what was once the Ponyville Library.
[[WMG: The reason the Everfree Forest is weird...]]
Is that it's still suffering from the battle between Celestia and Nightmare Moon. Think about it:
* The ruins in the middle were mentioned in episode 2 as being "The Princesses' old home". Playing on the WMG's that the ruins used to be the old seat of power 1000 years ago, it would make sense if Celestia and Nightmare confronted one-another there.
* That's where the objects representing the old Elements of Harmony were, at the site of the old battle.
* Taking the above into consideration, it's not impossible to imagine that when Nightmare Moon was sealed away, a massive blast of magical energy threw the surrounding area into a state where weather changed and seasons came and went without ponies. When the mane six used the Elements to defeat Nightmare Moon, they probably sent out another wave of magic, possibly extending the problem of the Everfree Forest.
[[WMG: Ponyville was originally a prison/psych ward colony.]]
It would explain it's diversity and why the ponies in town really are all crazy. All the misfits and unfavorable ponies from across Equestria get sent to Ponyville.
[[WMG: Hoofington doesn't exist.]]
[[spoiler:If Trixie had claimed to have saved a real town from an Ursa Major, eventually she would have run into somepony from that town who would know that her story is a lie. So she make up Hoofington to prevent this.]]
* Alternatively, it's one of those town names that you see pretty much everywhere you go. Like say, Springfield in the United States. That way Trixie doesn't have to specify which Hoofington she's talking about.
[[WMG: Horses and ponies are different species.]]
Everypony, including adults, are called ponies (young ponies are "little ponies"). Mules (Horse/donkey) are shown and mentioned, and Rarity acts as though they are all ugly or bad in some way. The "Yah, mule!" reference suggests mules do mostly manual labor. Unless Rarity and others are racist against biracial ponies, then horses must be different than ponies. This is backed up by the fact that IRL ponies don't talk or use tools.
[[WMG: Dragons have 3 subspiecies/races mirroring ponies.]]
They maybe have similar abilities what ponies have (plus dragons powers). Also not counting other dragonlike creatures. So we have:
* Wingless Dragons - Spike's race, maybe have some connection with ground, animals and plants.
** "Animals" like ponies, perhaps?
*** Make sense, this propably reason why Unicorns hatch windgless dragon egs and (maybe) keeping them as Familiars (if Spike is not only one)
**** Or possibly the Wingless Dragons have some sort of pact or agreement the ponies, supplying them with some of their eggs so the ponies can raise the dragons to defend them from some of the larger, nastier creatures out there. I can't imagine just what the dragons get out of this arrangement though.
** Spike is great example, he like being with ponies, he feels natural with them, he even have crush on one pony, also he is good with animals (he takes care of Flutershy pets in Dragonshy), and he treat Bloomberk as character just like AJ.
* Winged Dragons - like Red and Green ones, probably can walk on clouds and control weather.
* Horned Dragons - unseen, with some magical powers (maybe like Dragons from D&D).
Also as a bonus (if we asume that Sea Ponies are part of MLP:FiM setting)
* Water Dragons - Steven Magnet kind, they don't need to have hair.
** Alternatively, Water Dragons ARE the Dragon equivalent to Unicorn Ponies. Steven at least certainty is ''magical''...
[[WMG: Two or more of the elements of Harmony can be combined to create other good forces]]
And these forces can be used to cure the world of other evils. Of course, All of them combined creates the greatest power of them all, but these lesser powers still have their uses.
For instance:
* Kindness + Generosity = Mercy/Forgiveness
* Honesty + Loyalty = Family
* Laughter + Magic = Joy
* Magic + Kindness = Abundance
* Generosity + Honesty = Guidance
* Laughter + Generosity = Playfulness
[[WMG: What the Elements of Harmony actually DO.]]
This is something of a weird thought I had regarding the various Elements of Harmony when they're by themselves, feel free to add your own thoughts/guesses for these:
* Magic: Grants the wielder extraordinary magical aptitude, [[CaptainObvious obviously]].
* Honesty: Makes the wielder [[LivingLieDetector impossible to deceive or trick]], possibly even through magical means.
* Kindness: Grants the wielder a sort of empathy with Nature, giving them a general understanding of how ponies and other animals work and letting them communicate. This may not work if done for selfish reasons, since you can't exactly be kind if you're selfish.
* Generosity: Allows the wielder to find and/or make things easier; as you can't give gifts without either finding or making them first.
* Laughter: May allow the wielder to awaken the soul of a person; bringing joy to those who may have trouble finding it themselves.
* Loyalty: May give a general increase to the wielder's physical skills, allowing them to be there for their friends, no matter what.
I realize that I'm reaching for some of these, but these are just first draft ideas.
[[WMG: Ponies are actually born with their Cutie marks]]
But they fade shortly after birth, in the hour or so they have them, the parents are given a glimpse of their child in their prime, Then, they give their foal a name which corresponds to this vision. Since the name usually goes along with the cutie mark give or take a little (We have yet to meet a big, rude, scary pony named "Cuddles"), it's sort of a hint the parents are giving their child.
[[WMG: The thing behind the creation of Nightmare Moon was also responsible for the destruction of whatever came before Equestria.]]
In keeping with the [[After the End]] theory, before Equestria another species, be it human or something else, controlled the planet. Eventually some evil force, potentially another species, came and destroyed "Equestria". At this point, the pony species were already evolving or were spontaneously mutating due to the weapons used by this evil force. Recognizing these new species, the current holders of "Equestria" created the Elements of Harmony to give the ponies one hope should the evil return. A considerable time later, the planet has regrown under the guidance of Celestia and Luna. Evil force returns, gets pissed when it finds everything happiness and rainbows. Somehow corrupts Luna into Nightmare Moon, but this plan of course fails. The stars that aided in Nightmare Moon's escape? This evil force.
[[WMG: The universe uses a virtue system like {{Exalted}}]]
Tying in to the guesses about Elements of Harmony having inherent flaws to them as well, it could also be that having an element renders you vulnerable to an {{Exalted}}-style LimitBreak. Instead of Exalted's four virtues (Compassion, Conviction, Temperance, and Valor), this universe uses six (Friendship, Honesty, Kindness, Generosity, Laughter, and Loyalty), each with their own Virtue Flaws and Limit Breaks. Naturally, a pony that embodies an element/virtue would have the most dots in it possible, leading to some truly spectacular Limit Breaks. Just for fun, let's look at what each of the Mane Six's Elements and possible Limit Breaks could be....
* Rarity - Generosity - Give Too Much: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess The character is overwhelmed by her giving nature and proceeds to work herself to the bone in an effort to please every friend she has, regardless of her physical, mental, or emotional health.]]
* Applejack - Honesty - Unbroken Promises: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E4ApplebuckSeason The character tries too hard to keep every promise, oath, and agreement she has made, disregarding all other concerns.]]
* Pinkie Pie - Laughter - No One's Laughing With You: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E25PartyOfOne The character drops into a psychotic depression, firmly convinced that others don't actually care about her or the things she does to cheer them up.]]
* Fluttershy - Kindness - Overbearing Kindnesses: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The character becomes driven solely by the need to care for others, and to have them care for her in return, to the point where she becomes a terrifying figure of smothering over-affection.]]
* Rainbow Dash - Loyalty - Pain of Testing: The character, torn between two mutually exclusive loyalties, finds herself unable to make any decisions and flees her responsibilities.
* Twilight Sparkle - Magic - Lack of Understanding: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E15FeelingPinkieKeen The character, driven to frustration by her inability to understand the workings of something, becomes obsessed with unraveling its secrets.]]
** Rainbow Dash is the only one we haven't seen in-series. Her loyalty was tested in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E5GriffonTheBrushOff Giffon the Brush Off]], but she kept her head. All her issues have related more to her strong personality than her element.
[[WMG: The Equestrian world is flat]]
It would be impossible for eternal night to exist on a round planet, as it would be day on the other side of the planet. So the sun went down on the uninhabited underside of the world and stayed until the ponies defeated Nightmare Moon.
* Does it also rest on the back of four elephants which themselves stand on the back of a giant space turtle?
** Yes, probably. There's another theory on here that says that the speed of light has been slowed down to about the speed of sound due to the dense magical field surrounding Equestria, which explains the flash and colors in a Sonic Rainboom (Rainbow Dash managed to break both the sound barrier and the light barrier), so if this theory is probably true, why not that one?
[[WMG: Equestria is a micro planet]]
Somewhere out in space, there is a tiny meteorite capable of sustaining life... but only if it's citizens were less than an inch tall. Because of it's tiny size, the residents have to maintain the ecosystem very carefully or every time there's a sunspot, the equestrian civilization would be wiped out. Princess Celestia's job is actually extremely difficult, making sure the tiny planet gets the proper amount of sunlight without burning up.
[[WMG: Equestria is just one of 12 to 15 "nations" on the planet. Each ruled by a species based on the EasternZodiac]]
So far, we've seen at least four civilized species that can represent an animal from the EasternZodiac:
* Ponies represent the Horse obviously. There are also Mules and Zebras.
* Spike is a Dragon, plus others exist as well.
* The Diamond Dogs represent the Dog (Somewhat... They aren't the most noble example.)
* The Ox can be represented by the resident cows and the Buffalo Tribe.
Of course, this is just an extremely tiny example of what kind of "people" exist on the planet, and wouldn't really represent the entire population as a whole. They may also have their own brands of magic (distinct for each nation/species) that they use to keep the laws of physics and the planet as a whole running. The only odd duck character is Gilda the Griffon.
[[WMG: There ARE humans in Equestria, but...]]
They are cavemen proto-humans. They aren't smart enough to utilize the tools around them, They also have a natural fear instinct of anything they do not understand and live in the "wastelands" where nopony goes anyway.
[[WMG: The name "Rarity" is actually a [[OneSteveLimit very common one]].]]
The mane cast eventually finds other ponies that share that name, which would make our Rarity feel sad and begins to think that she's not special any longer. but they eventually learn that you're still a unique pony regardless of what kind of name you have.
[[WMG: "Krastos the Glue Maker" is (post your ideas): ]]
* Pony version of [[ChzoMythos Tall Man]]
* Pony version of [[SilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]
* A G1 Villain in disguise.
* A maker of [[JapaneseRanguage grues.]]
* [[SecretIdentity Chester.]]
* A CorruptCorporateExecutive at a glue making company. The glue may or may not be made from [[HumanResources ponies]].
* A {{Professional Wrestl|ing}}er.
* Pony version of SlenderMan
[[WMG: Anypony is an Element of Harmony]]
All it requires is for the pony to have a personality that fits one of the elements. However it requires very specific circumstances to use, as the pilot showed. The point is that the mane cast is not some form of [[TheChosenOne Chosen Ponies]], the entire gang could be replaced by entirely different ponies as long as there was somepony there to represent each of the specific elements.
[[WMG: Ponies lay and come from [[WhaleEgg eggs]].]]
While LaurenFaust said that Ponies are born via mammalian means, the platypus is a mammal as well and it lays eggs, so it's possible that My Little Ponies lay eggs. [[http://nyhacker.org/~sirtophat/egg.html This video also proves it.]]
* She said they reproduce by ''typical'' mammalian means. Egg laying isn't typical for mammals. Also, Lyra was merely trapped in that egg. She didn't originate from it.
[[WMG: Environmental management is Equestria's version of compulsory military service.]]
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy's regular careers are in environmental management (weather maintenance and animal care respectively), but everyone else pitches in in Winter Wrap-Up. Rarity and Pinkie Pie have regular jobs, yet they switch straight into nest-making and ice-scoring on the designated day without a second thought for what else they'd be doing that day. It seems to be taken for granted that the whole town (and probably the whole country) steps away from their usual pursuits to handle Winter Wrap-Up (and probably a few other dates throughout the year), similar to the way that some countries require all citizens to perform a few weekends of military training per year.
[[WMG: Pony magic forms a field around each pony and has similar properties to electricity.]]
Specifically, they both are strongest on angled surface. Long pointy things are used as lightning rods, because the electric energy on any surface is the strongest wherever the sharpest angle is. The sharpest angle on a unicorn would be its horn, and because it is so close to their brain, the energy interacts with their brainwaves, allowing to control it directly. The sharpest angle on a pegasus is its wings, and because of this, the majority of their magical abilities come from their wings.
* And on all ponies, the magical field around them allows them to manipulate any object they can physically touch. At the Grand Gala, we see the pianist pony play the piano, without using fingers. During the parasprite infestation, Pinkie is able to play an accordion without actually touching the keys. And on numerous occasions, we've seen ponies pick things up using only a single hoof.
[[WMG: Earth pony magic manifests as a sixth sense, which is related to their special talent.]]
It's been [[WordOfGod confirmed]] that earth ponies have a magical connection to the land, i.e. Sweet Apple Acres grows better when run by earth ponies. The reason for this is because all earth ponies have the innate ability to simply know how to use their talent best. For example, with her special talent being apple farming, Applejack's "earth sense" tells her precisely when her apples are ready to be harvested. It also tells her how to buck each apple tree so that the majority of the fruit falls into her baskets.
* Taking the above into account, this can be used to explain Pinkie Pie's "Pinkie sense." Remember, her special talent is making others happy. Most of her various twitches tell her of some sort of danger in the immediate future, and it's awfully hard for someone to be happy when they are hurt. The fact that her "earth sense" manifests as physical twitches is because, well, she's [[CloudCuckooLander Pinkie Pie]].
[[WMG: Everfree Forest LITERALLY runs itself.]]
It's an EldritchLocation and EldritchAbomination in one. Like the single tree that grew into a swamp in ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'', this one's an evil lifeform that was mutated by the same force that created Nightmare Moon. It's far-reaching eyes and ears only travel as far as the forest itself, but with a little tweaking and some zebra charms one ''could'' feasibly live within it while averting all notice, like Zecora does.
[[WMG: It's Celestia's magic that keeps nature in Equestria dependant on ponies]]
She does this to ensure that no cataclysms or predators disturb ponies' idyllic lives. But since she doesn't have the power to run everything by herself, she needs to employ regular ponies.
Everfree Forest covers the land on which Celestia doesn't suppress the nature. An example would be the castle ruins from the second episode, which clearly used to be a part of Equestria, but was abandoned by Celestia, probably because of ill memories connected with that place.
[[WMG: Gems in Equestria are actually a type of fungus.]]
They occur only a couple of inches below soft ground, which makes no geological sense, and there never seems to be a shortage of them despite the fact that dragons must eat huge amounts of them. Therefore, we can assume they're actually growing and regrowing regularly.
[[WMG: Cutie Marks are not genetic.]]
Less of a guess then an observation, but Cutie Marks don't appear to be genetic in nature so it might not be accurate to assume that somepony is related to somepony else by cutie marks alone.
[[WMG: Cutie Marks are not determined until they appear.]]
That is to say, ponies don't just find out what their special talent is, rather, they develop it when they do something they like and really put their effort into it, thus ensuring every pony will be happy with his/her cutie mark.\\
The marks often (but not always) fit their names because of outside influence, namely their families. For example, the Apple family have apple-related names and cutie marks, because they're from the beginning taught the apple farming trade and if the pony doesn't have anything in particular against doing that, they're likely to get an apple mark and continue the family business.
[[WMG: Humans and ponies both coexist on Earth in the future.]]
After ponies became an intelligent species due to science, they were kept for scientific experiments for a while, and some were used as unpaid servants. After the Supreme Court ruled that ponies were free American citizens, they lived that way for a while, but many were not happy. Thus, some land was purchased and was offered to the ponies as a place to live free of human society. Some ponies accepted, and Equestria was born. It still contains some elements of the world that spawned it, as the ponies learned everything about civilization from humans. They replicated various great cities and structures, such as the Statue of Liberty, but with a pony theme of course. The ponies also do some trade with the outside world, but not much. For example, in Episode 15, Twilight is clearly using present-day equipment to run tests on Pinkie Pie, but most technology can be replaced by magic, which the ponies were created with, and still maintain the ability to use. As new intelligent species are created (like the smart buffalo, dragons, or smart zebras), some move to Equestria, which can lead to a lot of tension before they are accepted into society. The Everfree Forest is simply a boundary that was planted to separate the rest of the world from Equestria, and part of the original deal was that they weren't allowed to manipulate it, or any area past it, with magic. All ponies are still aware of humans, but most don't know just how dominant they are, assuming they are just another of the intelligent races, which explains why humans haven't been mentioned.
There, we have a reasonable, but non-scary, origin story.
[[WMG: Equestria is a [[FadingSuns Shantor]] reservation]]
Specifically one where the Second Republic performed genetic experiments on the population. Fortunately their jumpgate was sealed before the Fall and they're still [[LostColony Lost]].
* As a result of the experiments all Equestrians are psychic to some degree, though generally only unicorns can perform any powers other than basic Soma.
** Cutie marks are their version of Stigmas.
** Cutie mark failure insanity syndrome is a LighterAndSofter form of Urge.
* The reason the ponies need to micromanage every aspect of the environment is because the terraforming machinery is failing.
[[WMG: In Equestria, female is the dominant gender.]]
Equestria is a [[LadyLand Lady Land]] society not run by males, but by females. All of the political leaders are not female because a princess is glamorous, but because a conservative Pony belief is that the females are more suited for leadership roles. That's why the show focuses on a strong female cast of characters- within the realms of their society, they would function as a male roles. In a similar vein to the novel, Egalia's Daughters, the men become "masculists," as opposed to real-life feminism. They've worked their way up into equal standing with the females, but some conservative ways are still around, such as the sparkley atmosphere.
[[WMG: The secret to pony magic is that keratin, the material hair and horns are made of is an excellent conductor of it.]]
What are feathers made of? Mostly keratin. What are manes and tails made of? Keratin. What are horns made of? Keratin with a bone core. Now, bone is also a good conductor of magic, which strengthens a pony's skeleton (which explains how a pony like Applejack was able to fall 40 feet several times, landing on her head or rump without breaking her neck or spine). This also allows ponies to use PrehensileHair to some effect. This also allows pegasi to wield some form of magic in their wings and coats, and also explains why ponies can use things that seem to require hands with their hooves.
[[WMG: Equestria is actually a highly militarized society, but they specialize more in non-lethal methods.]]
Despite Celestia practically being a living god, she has a very hooves-off approach to any dangers that affect the world, trusting the ponies themselves to deal with their own problems. The reason they can deal with a rampaging dragon, without resorting to the medieval method of just slaying it, is because they've been receiving covert training their entire lives. Training so covert, that even the trainers (read as, the adult ponies) don't even know they're giving it. Young ponies are encouraged to find their own special talent, whatever it may be, and once it's discovered, the Cutie Mark appears. This mark is both easy identification ("A rainbow lightning bolt. That's Rainbow Dash.", for example) and an easy way to tell just what the pony's talent is, ("She can fly very fast.") Part of the training is recognizing when a specific talent is needed. Combining the three, one can easily determine just who, and what, to look for to solve it. Part of this training is the focus on finding nonviolent, peaceful methods of resolving a problem; diversion, persuasion, compromise.
With this training, and sort of military, in place, Equestria's means of defense is exactly where it belongs; in the hooves of the average pony, who, without knowing, have been conditioned and trained to know exactly who to go to and what to in the context of any given emergency.
[[WMG:It's AllJustADream...]]
...Of a poor RealLife mare mistreated by her owner, made to live in squalor, perennially sick and dirty...
...Her only escape being her dreams of Equestria, a place where horses run free with no oppressive humans in sight, and she herself is a beautiful princess.
[[WMG: G4 is set years after G4]]
Possibly a ParallelUniverse with several key differences (no Applejack, possibly no humans, etc), or a retconned version of the Pony timeline whether neither G3 nor G2 happened. There are several relations to G1, which can be seen in the ShoutOut/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic page. Cheerilee (and Rarity probably) lived in the Pony version of TheEighties, and G1 was very eighties right down to EightiesHair. Twilight's mom apparently appears to be an aged version of Twilight, and the Spa Twins are older versions of newborn Ponies from G1.
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[[WMG: Fluttershy is a descendant of or part Flutter pony.]]
Her name reflects this (maybe her parents know and are proud of their heritage). Her cutie mark also reflects this, and considering how cutie marks and names are such an integral part of a pony I don't think this is much of a stretch. Other supporting facts include the butterflies' attraction to her and general affinity for animals/nature. Perhaps she is 'bad' at flying because her genes make her wings more delicate like those of flutter ponies and unsuited for the rigorous or just different Pegasi school of flying. Her build as a young pony could also be due to this or being slightly older than the rest of the main characters.
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[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is actually Nightmare Moon.]]
The Grand Galloping Gala (clearly going to be the season finale) will serve as Nightmare Moon's reintroduction to society, having been rehabilitated off-screen for the majority of the season. But over the course of the episode it will become apparent that, despite her best efforts, she doesn't really get what it means to be friendly, and clearly doesn't have what it takes to rule alongside her sister, who's gotten tired of presiding over both day and night. So, in order to teach her the values of friendship, Princess Celestia will (mostly) depower her, wipe her memory, and send her back in time...as Twilight Sparkle.
[[WMG: Rarity is a Time Lord.]]
She is the [[TheNthDoctor regeneration]] of Rarity from ''[[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/videos/movies/mlp-movie-the-runaway-rainbow The Runaway Rainbow]]''. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are Time Lord regenerations of their namesakes, too. All three are just as eccentric as [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]].
[[WMG: Okay then. Scootaloo and ''Fluttershy'' are [[DifferentAsNightAndDay related]]]]
Because seriously, [[RuleOfCute that'd be adorable]].
* Impossible. FS would recognise her sister/cousin/whatever, but in The Stare Master it's as if they've never met.
** They could be unaware that they're related.
** (Looks up G3 Scootaloo's cutie mark) Hmmmm, that might be something.
[[WMG: Scootaloo was actually adopted by Rainbow Dash's family and thus has no blood relation with Dash.]]
[[WMG: Twilight is actually [[{{Touhou}} Patchouli Knowledge]] in an alternate universe where most (if not all) youkai are pony youkai.]]
Let's take a look at the similarities, shall we? Both are purplish, both enjoy reading and studying to such an extent that other things like social skills (Twilight) or physical health (Patchouli) have fallen by the wayside, both can almost always be found in the libraries they call home, both are skilled in a wide variety of magic, both are a bit [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]], and so forth.
* So would Spike be Koakuma, then?
** Sure, let's go with that.
[[WMG: Alternatively, Twilight is a cross between Patchouli and Marisa.]]
Both of Twilight's dresses for the Grand Galloping Gala had astronomy motifs and Marisa's spell cards also have an astronomy motif. Both are able to copy other characters spells. And, in ''Touhou Soccer 2'', Marisa's Mentor Mima has a variation of "Master Spark" called "Twlight Spark".
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash and the unicorn from ''SugarWiki/RobotUnicornAttack'' are related in some way.]]
Either Rainbow Dash is the daughter of the unicorn (Firefly is the mother?), or the unicorn is Rainbow Dash turned cyborg after a horrible crash.
* Or a night of heavy partying.
* Given the unicorn's mane coloration, more adult build and horn, it's more likely that the robot unicorn is related to Celestia. (Now I'm getting plot bunnies about it being her king/prince/whatever after a near-death experience, rebuilt using unknown-to-Equestria technology, trying to return to her side.)
** So, more Steve Austin or Annakin Skywalker, you think?
*** The Robot Unicorn was a scientist in clouds dale trying to create the legendary "Double Rainbow" but could not get the desired effect through tradition methods so he began ingesting the pure rainbow liquid so he could create the double rainbow himself. Over exposure caused a genetic mutation that was passed to his daughter Rainbow Dash explaining why she has the unique ability to leave that trail of rainbow in her wake. While Dash turned out stronger from the experience before her father became a twisted pile of pony wreckage. In an attempt to save his life he was encased in magic armor. Unfortunately the experience drove him mad he ran away into the wilds of Equestria. Rainbow was too young too remember this. He will then return to wreak havoc on those who's lives he once sought brighten. Leading to this confrontation
* So RU is a member of the science team that created PowerRangersSPD?
-->'''RU''': Celestia never told you about your father\\
'''RD''': She told me enough she told me YOU KILLED HIM\\
'''RU''': NO, Rainbow Dash I AM YOUR FATHER\\
'''RD''': NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (alt: [=OhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGoshOhMYGosh=])
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is an intern for some sort of government agency.]]
She receives direct correspondence with higher government, is well studied in a variety of magic, to the point of being an elite "mage." She is sent on direct assignment, and she is ordered to make strong connections out in a backwater country town. If a government agent ever needed to lay low, a town like that would be a haven. She somehow has knowledge of magic that can temporarily alter and change a cutie mark, which is a highly personal marking that could be used to positively identify individuals. Knowledge of such magic would not be so odd if it weren't for the strong personal connections to a cutie mark; nopony would EVER want to change their cutie mark unless they had a direct need to. she has an almost adept skill in teleportation, which no other unicorn has been observed doing, and she is likely highly educated, having taken the equivalent to some level of college education at a prestigious university. She has the credentials, the skills, the connections, and the orders.
* She's not skilled enough; she's still learning her magic, and it takes her a lot of effort to pull feats such as quieting down the Ursa [[spoiler: Minor]] and changing a cutie mark. But perhaps when she grows older, stronger and more skilled, she could qualify.
* From her cutie mark story, Celestia runs a magic school. After Twilight demonstrated that she was really powerful & it would be dangerous if her powers went out of control, Celestia took her in as her personal student.
** also note that as a Celestias protegé, she seems to have been given some authority of her own, was personally requested to take care of the dragon on "dragonshy" (wich this troper thinks would normally require a militar intevention or... a specialized agent, also see the mayor's WMG right below), and in "a bird on the hoof" she seem to have enough authority to give the royal guards an order(told the guards fluttershy was an authorized subject on the party) and being given status reports(philomena's dissapearance and once again, the dragon on "dragonshy")
[[WMG: In "Applebuck Season," at least a few of the times that Twilight showed up to talk to Applejack were hallucinations.]]
The example I was thinking of was when Twilight used a series of TeleportSpam to maintain a conversation with Applejack, when it would have probably taken a lot less energy and time to simply walk alongside Applejack and continue the conversation that way. The hallucinations were simply AJ's mind being so exhausted that her subconscious was conjuring up a reasonable authority figure to convince her to rest. And if that one was a hallucination... why not others?
[[WMG: Applejack is made of Dark Matter.]]
How else could she be heavy enough to launch Rainbow Dash into the stratosphere, regardless of how tired she was?
[[WMG: So what will the Cutie Mark Crusaders' talents be?]]
* Apple Bloom: Will turn out to have a GreenThumb and really enjoy gardening.
** On the other hand, every time she shows up, she has a stealth sequence. Ends up as the rogue of their adventuring party.
** As of ''Show Stoppers'', Bloom seems to be developing into the fix-it pony with a side of TeamMom. She practically rebuilt, repainted, and cleaned out the clubhouse all by herself and seemed perfectly cheerful doing it.
* Scootaloo: A racer. May end up idolizing Rainbow Dash.
* Sweetie Belle: A mediator who may discover her talent when faced with the Cutie Mark Crusaders potentially breaking up when one of her friends gets her mark before the other two, prompting jealousy from the other.
** She has a knack for singing. Bard, for sure, probably also the face and team leader because of her calm demeanor.
[[WMG: Fluttershy has serious psychological issues but refuses to take her meds]]
I have serious doubts that Fluttershy is not on a very serious cocktail of psych meds. The numerous times she has seriously flipped out and turned from being sweet, gentle Fluttershy to one of the scariest and most dangerous pony you could ever meet is my proof of this claim.
* I don't think so. I think Fluttershy is just a pony who keeps her frustration in, and then sometimes it explodes. A fairly common thing.
** Twice.
*** [[http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/Whackjood/LOVEME.png Can we just call this one confirmed?]]
* This is more a case of Fundamental attribution error. The times Fluttershy has flipped out have either been due to imminent mortal danger to her friends, or being placed in an extremely stressful situation. Everyone's behaviour changes in those situations, especially since because of her shyness Fluttershy's personality tends to be muted. (She's actually got a really cunning sense of humour, but it only comes out in situations where she feels really comfortable for example)
** While I don't think she is on any sort of medication, I do believe she has psychological issues; namely, abandonment issues. Think about it: besides her many animal friends, the other 5 ponies of the main cast are probably the only friends she has. So of course she'd be very protective of them (as seen in "Dragonshy") or protective of their siblings (as seen in "Stare Master"). At Ponyville, when not with her friends, Fluttershy is with her animal friends, so everything's fine. But at the Gala, away in Canterlot, she can't seem to befriend any of the animals there, despite trying many times, and so starts to go a little crazy, fearing that she'll be all alone, again. These issues most likely stem from the fact that she is a rather poor flier, and since pegasi are very proud of that ability, she was looked down upon, possibly even by her own parents! Upon finding out about the wonders of the forest and the grounds under the sky and Cloudsdale, she says that she "never wanted to go back to Cloudsdale ever again". (Cutie Mark Chronicles)
** Whatever happened to good old-fashioned Anxiety disorder?
[[WMG: Spike is a stealth AudienceSurrogate.]]
Expanding on the [[Fridge/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic fridge entry]] regarding the Gala and Spike's response (he claims not to enjoy such "frilly, frou frou nonsense", yet giggles excitedly when the others are out of earshot), Spike's personality resembles a typical male viewer of the show. He snarks about the characters, doesn't want to be involved in fashion or other girly stuff, and all around feels out of place. Yet it's clear that he has a lot of fun as a whole, and wouldn't have anything any other way.
* On the other hand his reaction may stem from the fact that just because he doesn't want to go to the Gala doesn't mean he doesn't want to be ''invited.'' His reaction to the gala is pretty much that of a littler brother having to hear about his sister's upcoming slumber party, sure he might not want to be there for the whole thing, but that doesn't mean he wants to be totally excluded either. The rest of this is a dead-on description of the male PeripheryDemographic though.
[[WMG: Fluttershy actually is the world champion at "Shh."]]
[[WMG: Fluttershy has Haōshoku Haki]]
This is the driving force behind The Stare
[[WMG: Twilight has a very mild form of AspergerSyndrome.]]
Not the usual stereotype that is usually portrayed, but she did seem a tad "off" in certain episodes. She has a wealth of knowledge, especially on magic, but at the same time she seems socially naive. In "Look Where You Sleep", she needed a reference guide on how to throw her very first slumber party, and "Boast Busters", she had some trouble predicting other ponies' reactions (She assumed that they would hate her for using magic to show-up Trixie). Perhaps the main reason why she didn't have friends aside from Spike before moving to Ponyville was that she simply didn't "get" other ponies. Keep in mind, she's still fairly confident in what she does and acts fairly normal otherwise, but how much could it be behavior learned through books and lessons rather then actual pony-to-pony interaction?
* As someone with Aspergers, I can vouch for this one, as that's a pretty good description of what it's like to have it.
** Of course everyone is a little atypical, but she does have a very polite, somewhat authoritative and very businesslike way of speaking, even with her friends. Addressing everyone like you're at a business meeting is certainly a somewhat autistic trait. I doubt anyone would ever bother to diagnose her as such though, some of the others have issues that cause them far more distress (though you never know, she might have been far worse as a child and had some really good child development Pony help her get over most of her issues).
** Considering that she has a goddess as a personal teacher, It wouldn't be surprising if Princess Celestia had a degree in foal psychology in addition to raising the sun and moon.
* I don't think she is. I think she's just socially awkward, which is different than Asperger's.
* On a related note: It's been suggested that Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie are also AmbiguouslyAutistic, the former due to her extreme shyness around other ponies combined with her "freaky" knowledge of animals and sewing, the latter for being hyperactive and confusing others with her thought processes. However, I find it highly unlikely that all three of them are on the autistic spectrum.
** Those have never convinced me, as neither seem to have any issues with social empathy (Pinkie is outright perceptive sometimes). Being shy or weird does not a developmental disability make, they're a matter of personality rather than ability (where as Twilight is socially confident and very polite, yet still makes very basic mistakes in her interaction with others). And it ''does'' annoy me when freaky knowledge of a subject is proof of autism. I have (according to my friends) freaky knowledge of obscure sexual fetishes, world theology and the finer points of Nobodies in Kingdom Hearts (and, ahem, learning disorders/disabilities), none of which seem to fit any overall theme or perfectly complement my everyday personality either.
[[WMG: Rarity's accent is fake.]]
The ability to change yourself into a better person by clever accessorizing is a key part of her character, and there is evidence behind it. Many people have noticed that her accent vanishes when she sings, and during her mental breakdown it goes all over the place. Her sister doesn't seem to share it either.
* This is almost necessarily true. Her accent is known as a Trans-Atlantic or [[https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_English Mid-Atlantic accent]], which simply does not occur in nature. It can develop if you spend a lot of time living in both the eastern American seaboard and in various parts of Europe, but most commonly it is taught specifically as a way to sound high-class.
** A continuation from this idea. We will meet her parents, and they will have some painfully hick accent that she's desperately tried to escape from.
* Highly likely, given that Sweetie Belle doesn't share the accent.
* [[http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Kazumi-Evans Keep in mind Rarity has a song actress]]
** She can't do an accent? Then again, people often lose their accents when singing.
* Rarity mainly lacked her accent as a Filly, when at that age your accent should more-or-less be set. She also looses her accent ''way'' too much to not be intentional.
[[WMG: At least one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders will obtain her mark accidentally.]]
As in she won't obtain it while trying out random things to 'force' her talent out, but simply while doing something she likes and enjoys. The way Twist earned her mark without intending to in "Call of the Cutie" was {{Foreshadowing}}. This will naturally cause tension with her friends, as she won't be able to explain to them ''how'' she got it in a way they can easily mimic, making them think she's holding out on them.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash is [[{{Expy}} Sonic The Hedgehog]]]]
A little less experienced though, I'd imagine Rainbow Dash is what Sonic would be like at 12 years old, she has the 'tude' well and truly going, and a grossly obese ego, she LOVES speed and has loads of energy, despite this she can actually be quite lazy sometimes, she can be a bit of a jerk but can actually be really sweet, hopefully she won't develop the same tendency towards narm.
There are some differences that make me think of her as a younger version of Sonic, though.
* Does this make Scootaloo Tails? Applejack Knuckles? Pinkie Pie Amy Rose? Rarity Rouge? Sweetie Belle Cream?
* Now you have me wondering what would happen if she got her hooves on the Chaos Emerands
[[WMG: Apple Bloom will work with Rarity on something.]]
"Show Stoppers" hints that she has a knack for designing and organizing, talents Rarity can appreciate and put to good use. This could easily help Apple Bloom discover her cutie mark, though this could just as easily be set ''after'' she discovers her ability, as that could bring it to Rarity's attention.
This could also cause either Applejack or Sweetie Belle to develop a bad case of GreenEyedMonster: Applejack might feel slighted that her baby sister is spending so much time with Rarity instead of with ''her'', while Sweetie Belle idolizes her sister and could get upset that Apple Bloom's getting to help while ''she's'' not allowed.
[[WMG: Applejack's parents are deceased.]]
This is on the tragic side, true, but it would explain why Granny Smith is staying with three grandchildren. They're her closest remaining kin. (Assuming that Applejack's aunt Brown Betty is Smith's child-in-law's sister, rather than her daughter.)
* Considering that Applejack warns Apple Bloom that she'll "tell Big Macintosh" on her in "Bridle Gossip," and that when Applejack is leaving home in "Cutie Mark Chronicles," only Big Mac and Granny Smith are there to see her off (and welcome her home), I think this is a fairly safe assumption; the Apple parents are, at least, out of the picture.
[[WMG: Sweetie Belle has Dyspraxia.]]
She's clumsy and disorganized for a start, with poor attention to detail (forgetting to wash her paintbrush, sewing a costume with five legs, not knowing what a dressform does even though she must have seen her sister use one...). She's also prone to forgetting things people told her five seconds ago, along with being generally slow to catch on to what exactly is going on. She also has a tendency to wander off alone and let the others talk, and is often found daydreaming. Despite all this however she obviously isn't stupid, just... not quite processing the world around her.
* Simpler explanation for all that: She's a child.
** And the others seem much older than her, despite all appearing the same age. One of the easiest diagnostic criteria for Dyspraxia is falling behind their peers and remaining infantile in terms of physical and cognitive development. I've got dispraxia and she reminds me of me as a child, and as she's such a lovely character it's nice to think she could be a role model to other kids.
*** WordOfGod says that ponies develop faster physically than mentally; the core cast members are all roughly the same age and physically mature, but range from a mental age of 12 to 17. Sweetie Belle doesn't need to have a diagnosable disorder to wind up on the low end of the curve for her age.
*** I'm going out on a limb and say that the reason why they mature physically faster than mentally is that they live in an idealized environment. Because they haven't been exposed to the problems that plague human society, they lack the life experiences that would force maturity. Essentially, ponies live a sheltered existence. Just look at the way they freak out over natural processes like weather not being controlled or animals taking care of themselves.
** Well they are all clearly adults (holding down jobs and living alone) and they're much harder to diagnose, as the natural formation of personality through life experience and the compensation for difficulties obscures such natural disabilities. Kids have less influences, so the effects are much easier to isolate. Of course you make a good point in that though their development is ''comparable'' to humans it is ''distinct'', so unless we have a episode where we're able to watch her trying to catch a ball, doing large amounts of handwriting and looking at triangles on a sheet of paper in comparison to large numbers of her peers diagnosing her is impossible. Still from a simple comparison to Scootaloo and Apple Bloom she is on the low end of the curve, and it doesn't appear to be due to raw intelligence.
[[WMG: Spike is a young [[DragonBall Eternal Dragon]]]]
Because why not?
* It's possible he may grow up to be an eastern-styled dragon given his lack of wings and affinity for mustaches.
* In "Party of One" it looks like Spike is able to fly (or at least float or levitate) even though he doesn't have wings, another thing usually associated with eastern dragons.
[[WMG: Spike's species imprint on the first living thing they see when they hatch.]]
In Spike's case, it's possible that he's imprinted onto unicorns, such as his closest friend, Twilight. Hence why he also has a near-obsessive crush on Rarity (another unicorn). He's been wired to see unicorns as potential mates.
* Also, it could be assumed that the first living thing Spike saw was either Twilight or Celestia. Twilight may even be more probable since Celestia is a Unicorn ''Pegasus''.
* As of "Cutie Mark Chronicles", we get confirmation that Twilight probably ''was'' the first creature Spike saw - hell, she was the one who hatched him!
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle likes Applejack and Fluttershy more than she likes Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, or Rarity.]]
In the episode "The Ticket Master," Twilight thinks aloud to Spike about what to do with her tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. During the monologue, we see images over her head representing what she's contemplating, and she is concerned that if she gives away both of her tickets instead of keeping one for herself, she would still have three disappointed friends.
The three ponies that she imagines pouting or crying when they get the bad news are (from left to right) Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity. That means her first thought is to give the tickets to Applejack and Fluttershy, suggesting she likes them better than the others.
I would call this a visual FreudianSlip, and that Twilight Sparkle is unaware of this, herself (and Spike, who didn't see what the audience saw, doesn't realize it either).
* This was only the third episode, and it's really a nice bit of realism. Applejack and Twilight did the most amount of bonding in the pilot, and Twilight is obviously impressed by Fluttershy's easy defeat of the manticore as she references it in Dragonshy. She might have identified with their motives a little more as well, scholarly interest and improving their business. (As opposed to showing off, showing off, and giving themselves diabetes.)
* Applejack's reason--replacing Granny Smith's hip--is pretty close to being objectively the best reason, and she did have first dibs on her side. This explains Twilight's line when she becomes upset at Applejack's pie-bribery attempt later: "In fact, I'm less sure now than I was this morning!"
[[WMG: Fluttershy's [[DeathGlare Stare]] is magical in nature.]]
When Twilight got stoned in Stare Master, her posture implied it happened instantly or near-instantly. This was not the case with Fluttershy. Thus, her Stare gives her some sort of resistance to that sort of thing.
* Or cockatrice petrification attacks the target's spirit. Twi was caught by surprise, while Fluttershy was prepared and was thus able to exert her will against the cockatrice and drag it into a psychic duel.
[[WMG: Sweetie Bell's special talent is something godlike.]]
Celestia and Luna's cutie marks match their ability to control the sun and moon, which implies that doing those things are their special talents. Thus, there is precedent for ponies having such talents.
* It's been heavily hinted at that Sweetie Belle's special talent is singing. Doesn't sound that godlike to me. (Unless you consider the Muses...)
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle controlled the stars that aided in Nightmare Moon's escape.]]
If we assume that Twilight is being trained to become a goddess herself, she may unconsciously be controlling those particular stars with her worries. Nightmare Moon would have never been freed had Twilight not worried so much and done what Celestia told her.
[[WMG: Twilight learned how to teleport from Nightmare Moon]]
The first time we see her teleport, she states that she didn't know she was doing it. A Dog and Pony Show implies that she can copy any spell she sees. In part 2 of the pilot, Twilight jumps into Nightmare Moon's whirlwind just before it teleports away in a similar manner as how Twilight teleports later. It's also possible she didn't realize she could copy spells yet, which explains why she was surprised she could teleport.
* The first time we see her teleport is when she fakes out Nightmare Moon (in a moment of understated brilliance). So no.
* She said she doesn't know how she does it, not that she didn't know she could. This suggests that teleportation is the one spell Twilight can perform instinctively, much as Rarity can instinctively cast the gem-finding spell while Twilight had to learn it.
** perhaps it was more of a latent hability, inherited by one of her parents(personally, this troper thinks by her mom, go see the WMG about her mom)
[[WMG: Everything that happened in Sonic Rainboom was exactly according to Rarity's plan]]
She realized Rainbow Dash wouldn't be able to pull of the titular move unless the life of her friend depended on it, so she had to ensure that without Dash pulling off the Sonic Rainbow, Rarity would die. Hence why she made sure she was the one to be given wings with Twilight's spell, why she went on a massive ego trip upon arriving in Cloudsdale (joining the Best Young Flyers Competition out of the blue would've raised too many eyebrows), why she pulled an Icarus, and why she kicked the Wonderbolts out of commission when they came to her rescue. It was all part of her brilliant plan.
* Since she couldn't be sure that Rainbow Dash would be able to pull it of, calling this a ''brilliant'' plan is [[{{Understatement}} somehow inadequate]].
** GambitPileup? There's no guarantees that she could get up to Cloudsdale, get herself entered in the tournament, or that her wings would burn up (if that even WAS part of her plan). I think it was more along the lines of, she entered the contest to help her friend shine, she took so long in the dressing booth because she only knows how to make herself look fabulous, and really needed to try looking as she does. It may also be that when she flew up, all she was planning to do was pretend to feint, counting on RD's loyalty to come save her. The wings disintegrating may not have been part of her plan, and the entire thing felt like some kind of IndyPloy from the time she agreed to enter the contest.
[[WMG: Gilda and Rainbow Dash had a romantic thing in flight school.]]
Which probably ended when Rainbow Dash got booted out, or never did end. I just get the vibe that Gilda thinks of Rainbow Dash as more than a friend.
* I'm amazed this wasn't already on here. No one wants to see WMG taken over by pairings (because, let's face it, it could go on for ''pages'') but it's certainly more valid than most ships.
** Another possibility is that Gilda has a crush on Rainbow Dash, but never said anything. That also expalins why she hates Pinkie Pie so much: She thinks Her and Rainbow are in a relationship and naturally wouldn't be happy with it. This also explains why Gilda looks down on everypony but Rainbow.
* Going on from that idea, Gilda was bullied at flight school too and her attachment to Rainbow grew from that. She has the same massive chip on her shoulder as Rainbow does only much more worse, and is pointlessly aggressive to everyone save her. Makes me wonder if they didn't have some kind of 'You and me against the world, screw the system, not gonna get us' kind of thing going, and that Rainbow might not have returned the feelings back then out of simple camaderie and desire for affection. The problem is that Rainbow Dash has since acquired some actual character development and realised the whole world ''isn't'' out to get her, and that she doesn't have to project this bitch queen persona to defend herself (within reason, this is Rainbow 'I'm awesome, yay me' Dash). Unfortunately Gilda... hasn't.
[[WMG: Spike is somehow related to ''SpyroTheDragon''.]]
Ancient ancestor maybe? With the events of the spyro games taking place long after the ponies too, have been wiped out as the humans were before them?
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash's canon pet will be a three-toed sloth.]]
Not only this would be hilariously ironic, but the relationship would be similar to Johnny and Plank's from EdEddNEddy, except far less creepy due the sloth just being really, REALLY slow instead of.....[[CompanionCube a non-living inanimate object]].
* Sloths aren't native to equestria, besides, a turtle would be 20 percent cooler.
[[WMG: Fluttershy wanted to be a dressmaker when she was younger.]]
Based on one fact alone, Fluttershy's FREAKY knowledge of sewing. Fluttershy lived all of her blank flank life up in Cloudsdale and only got her cutie mark when she came to visit Rainbow Dash (and Ponyville by extension) and saw all the cute woodland creatures.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle and Trixie are related]]
In "Cutie Mark Chronicles", we see Twilight's parents. Note the physical similarities between Twilight's dad and Trixie, specifically their coat colors and cutie marks. Perhaps Twilight and Trixie are siblings?
* Or perhaps Trixie is Twilight's aunt and OlderThanSheLooks. (Obviously, Twilight's dad doesn't like talking about her because of the whole using-magic-to-trick-people thing.)
* Twilight's parents go through a very harsh divorce, and in a very convoluted and spiteful custody battle, Celestia steps in and rules neither parent should have Twilight after how they acted, taking Twilight in as her own. Later, Twilight's dad remarries and has Trixie. They are half-siblings.
** Trixie looks older than Twilight, maybe it was the other way around and Trixie's mom was their dad's first wife. And Trixie was raised solely by her mother which explains a few things.
* If Twilight and Trixie are related, they're probably cousins. It's the easiest possibility and most probable out of what's been mentioned on the merit that it doesn't have any unpleasantness. This is a kid's show, after all.
* Okay, one more time: Trixie's cutie mark does NOT involve a crescent moon in any way. It's a magic wand trailing sparkles. There is no reason to believe they have any relation whatsoever.
** Neither does Twilight's. Hers is a big red 6-point star with sparkles all over it. You must be thinking of Luna.
*** no, he was referring to Twilight's dad, whose cutie mark is a pair of crescent moons.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle's Progeny will be ''extremely'' important for Ponykind in the future]]
During the second part of the pilot, Nightmare Moon, [[EvilGloating at the cusp of victory]] said "You will never see your Princess, '''or your Sun again!'''" Obviously she meant the [[BuffySpeak bright shiny thingy in the daytime]]... ''[[OrIsIt Or was she?]]'' What if that "U" was in fact an "O"? Being something akin to a PhysicalGod in the first place, Nightmare Moon, and of course Celestia, could concievably be able to look into potential futures, if not at will, then at least for the big things.
* Well Spike is already practically her son.
** And a dragon, making him potentially ''very'' powerful once he's grown up a bit.
** Each of the Mane cast will have a foal (With Rainbow Dash having a son to incorporate the male demographic) and they will inherit their mother's element of Harmony to defeat a great evil.
[[WMG: Twilight's parents are the type to get into "my honor student can beat up your honor student" fights.]]
It's not that they don't love and support Twilight. It's just that when your daughter is apprenticed to the local equivelent of God, it's hard not to brag. "Mommy, why is Daddy telling the neighbors to 'suck it'?" "For great justice, Twilight. For great justice."
* That's assuming they're not still in therapy from being turned into potted plants.
[[WMG: The plants (and possibly the pots) that Twilight's parents were turned into symbolize things about them.]]
[[WMG: (Spoilers for "The Cutie Mark Chronicles) [[spoiler:Rainbow Dash wasn't the reason the rest of the mane six got their cutie marks. Rather, it was...]]]]
[[spoiler:The bully who didn't crash into a pillar. Rainbow Dash wouldn't have made her first Sonic Rainboom if she hadn't had to beat him.]]
* [[spoiler:It was both of the bullies. If they hadn't been making fun of Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash wouldn't have needed to stand up for her.]]
** [[spoiler:No, it was Rainbow Dash. If she hadn't stood up for Fluttershy, the race wouldn't have happened in the first place.]]
*** [[spoiler:Actually, it was Fluttershy. If she hadn't been there, she wouldn't have been made fun of by the bullies.]]
**** [[spoiler:Really, it was summer flight camp. If it hadn't existed, all the pegasi there would've been in different places.]]
[[WMG: Twilight's teleportation has latent time travel effects.]]
In ''The Ticket Master'', when Twilight is chased by the mob of earnest ponies, it is roughly mid to late afternoon. When she teleports spontaneously, she arrives in her library at night time. Granted she had no direct control over that teleport, so this could mean two things:
* Her teleportation can also, with focus she is currently incapable of, be used as a form of time travel separately from distance.
* The longer distance a teleport is, the more effort it takes and the more time passes between the teleport.[[hottip:*: For instance, teleporting short distances as seen in ''Applebuck Season'' yields negligible dilation, perhaps 1*10^-1122 minutes or less per foot. When teleporting longer distances, the dilation compounds, say on the Fibonacci numbers. In which case a mile would be roughly one hour and forty minutes of dilation, meaning if it were 19:30, easily plausible for that daylight in the spring or summer time, it would be 21:10 when she arrived at the library assuming it was exactly one mile away. If it were one mile and one foot... two hours and forty three minutes. It should be noted, however, that the effect could easily be nullified by using multiple jumps in quick succession. The one mile traveled in two jumps rather than one will take less than a second, not counting the pause between the first and second jump.]]
** Hey, [[FridgeBrilliance maybe this is why she hasn't used her teleportation ability at all since episode four?]]
* When Pinkie Pie sang about cupcakes, she must have teleported such a short distance that she went ''back'' in time and overlapped herself, because that makes sense, right?
[[WMG: Fluttershy was held back a year at flight school.]]
Because she was terrible at flying she ended up unable to progress, resulting in her having to join a class with younger fillies. She's actually a year (or more, we only know she's a year older than Pinkie) older than the rest of her friends.
[[WMG: Apple Bloom already has her cutie mark.]]
Her cutie mark is special: It's completely invisible. It signifies her ability for tactial espionage. It's so secret that even she doesn't know about it.
[[WMG: The Cutie Mark Crusader's cutie marks will be (''in order of appearance''):]]
'''Sweetie Belle:''' A huge bell, almost covering her entire flank.
* Ponyville doesn't currently have a town crier, but that doesn't mean it didn't at one time, nor that it won't in the future. She likes to sing, and she likes to sing LOUDLY! During the summer break she tries her hoof at making public announcements for the Mayor's office (and a few merchants) and finds her calling. Although she could just shout the news, singing it is more pleasant to passers-by, and allows her to keep it up longer without straining her vocal chords as badly.
'''Scootaloo:''' A wheel with wings sprouting from it.
* Like Fluttershy, she never quite gets the hang of flying, but her hero worship of Rainbow Dash won't allow her to give up daring stunts nor "the need for speed". Not grounded, but also not able to rise above being just an average flyer, she will channel her attention to wheeled transportation. She'll become specialized to the point that other pegasus who try to duplicate her stunts will find it's much harder than it looks.
** Keep in mind that Scootaloo has a G3 Cutie Mark we can compare it to[[hottip:*: it's fireworks]]; I would be shocked if it wasn't at least SOMEWHAT similar to that...
** A [[http://www.indianapolismotorspeedway.com/ wheel with wings sprouting from it]]? She'll move to Whinnianapolis, Whinniana, perhaps. Or.. another [[http://redwings.nhl.com/ wheel with wings sprouting from it]]? This time moving to Detrot, Marechigan..
'''Apple Bloom:''' An exploding apple.
* Her friends won't abandon her after they get their cutie marks, but despite their help she'll still be a late bloomer. Although she will become well known about Ponyville as a craftspony and the go-to for repairs, her moment of realization will finally come when an attack by Diamond Dogs, buffalo, or another large group has to be repelled with stink bombs or smoke bombs that she makes herself. The experience will earn her the nickname ''Apple BOOM'', which she will like much more than Rainbow Dash likes hers.
** Alternatively, a stitch-work apple, after she discovers how good she is at making quilts (and then proceeds to go overboard by making a quilt that covers all of Ponyville)
** Or an Apple nailed to a plank of wood after she rebuilds the barn all by herself after the Crusaders managed to burn it to the ground by accident.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle's mother is the original Twilight]]
[[http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/7627 Evidence]] the pink-to-white color change might be explained a bit as due aging or simply drawing style diferrences, that also might explain Twilight (Sparkle)'s teleportation abilties(when she explicity mentioned she didn't know she could do that), she inherited them from her mother and didn't showed up until Nightmare Moon's incident (due being under pressure it activated instinctively, or well due being close to the Elements of Harmony it gave Twilight(Sparkle) a magic boost that allowed her to use that ability which normally would have required her being older in order to cast it)
* Extremely likely, since WordOfGod said she intended to have Twilight Sparkle's mom be the original Twilight (though she can't remember if she told that to the people working on the episode).
[[WMG: The Cutie Mark Crusaders will become ''literal'' crusaders.]]
That is to say, they'll get Templar crosses as their Cutie Marks and then depart to the Holy Land to convert all the infidels to the Faith of Celestia.
* Rather than templar crosses, Apple Bloom will have a red templar cross, Scootaloo will have a white Maltese cross reminiscent of the battle dress of the Knight Hospitaller, and Sweetie Belle will have a black cross like the Teutonic order.
[[WMG: There was a truly spectacular Rainbow Dash/Pinkie Pie fight offscreen during "Party Of One."]]
So apparently, Rainbow Dash had to drag an unwilling Pinkie Pie to the party offscreen. But this is [[RealityWarper Pinkie Pie]] we're talking about here. Surely she was able to put up a better fight then just moping. Clearly, Pinkie Pie turned her bakery into a HumongousMecha, piloted by herself and her "new friends," terrorizing Ponyville while singing an amazing and spine-chilling VillainSong. Rainbow Dash was barely able to defeat her by decapitating the robot with a Sonic Rainboom, and dragged the defeated Pinkie Pie from there. The main cast never noticed because the barn is soundproof, and no one pressed charges because it was Pinkie's birthday.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is able to turn Unicorns into gods]]
The only shown characters thus far having a horn as well as wings are Princess Celestia and Luna. In "Sonic Rainboom" Twilight uses her magic to give Rarity wings and turns her into a god for 3 days. She just doesn't use her abilities because she's to busy showing off.
* Doubt it, those seemed more like [[GreekMythology Daedalus]] style fake wings. Though Rarity certainly may have ''thought'' she was a god.
* Given that Twilight only had the energy to do it once, and created incredible fragile (if beautiful) wings, it's possible that as she grows older and gets better at magic, she'll be able to master the spell and give proper wings to ponies.
[[WMG: Each element is a two-edged sword.]]
* Honesty: The wielder of Honesty can't consciously lie, but that doesn't prevent her from misjudging the situation and giving promises she can't keep (like in "Applebuck Season").
** Doubtful, she gave the most convincing lie in "Party of One". Unless you think she sort of botched that lie too.
*** Look again, nothing she says in the entire episode is actually untrue, she's just selective with the truth.
* Kindness: The downside of Kindness is, of course, indecisiveness and shyness. (Maybe this point needs some further thought.)
** As of "The Best Night Ever", the downside of Fluttershy's Kindness is now proven to be [[{{Yandere}} a strong psychological need to be loved by the beings she cares about]]. *shudder*
* Laughter: As we have seen, the wielder of Laughter is prone to mental instability as soon as no one laughs with her.
* Generosity: In order to give, you first have to acquire. That's why Rarity is always in search for more gems. So yes, paradoxically, the downside of Generosity is Greed.
* Loyalty: Rainbow Dash's loyalty is permanently put to the test. For example, she dreams of joining another group (the Wonderbolts) that would most probably occupy all of her time. And what about her relationship to her old friend Gilda? The downside of loyality is that you can't prevent it to be constantly challenged.
* Magic: Hm, that's a tough one. Can't come up with anything right now.
** Inability to believe anything that she can't explain, maybe?
** The downside of Magic appears to be Social Awkwardness. It's hard to say how exactly those two things tie together though.
** Remember, Magic is also Friendship. And with Friendship comes the fear of doing something that might upset or offend your friends, losing them FOREVER -- hence, social awkwardness. It feeds into what held Twilight back from challenging Trixie, or her inner turmoil over keeping a secret she saw tearing two of her friends apart -- and then there was how she wanted to throw an absolutely ''perfect'' slumber party, and wanted to help out so ''badly'' during Winter Wrap-Up...
** A more fitting one. Twilight is often the [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Pony]] and the one smoothng the group together. This means shes doomed to have to act as the Mediator and bare the burden of having to settle disputes from her friends and make choices over them (as in ticket master).
* Think about things more akin to the theological argument that overabundance of a virtue is just as much a vice as a lack of the trait. Applejack is Honest, but Honest to the point where keeping the truth harms everypony more than taking back her word openly did in ''Applebuck Season''. Fluttershy's Kindness makes her a great friend, but it leads her to either holding even the slightest criticism in or letting an overwhelming flood of critique out on request (see her discussion of Rarity's dress for her). When she tries to be kind to animals that want to sleep, it leads to a massive negative feedback loop. Pinkie Pie's obsession with Fun exhausts others (at the Gala) and leaves her in a very bad state when left alone (in ''Party of One''. Rarity's Generosity leads to her giving away ''too much'' in ''Suited For Success'', throwing her ideas, time, and a big chance away to fit the mildest desires of others. Rainbow Dash's Loyalty makes her fall apart when competing with friends, and prevents her from realizing when a friend is being mean. Twilight Sparkle's interest in Magic leads her to try solving problems with magic that should not be (see ''Winter Wrap Up''), get overwhelmed when such doesn't work (see ''Feeling Pinkie Keen''), and leap to explanations involving magic when she shouldn't (see how she judged a book in Zecora's first episode).
[[WMG: All six of the main ponies run between a little weird and occasionally psychotic.]]
Not to be over analytical, but... here goes nothing. I'll rate them on 1 to 5, based on possible danger.
* There's a guess above that says that Twilight has AspergerSyndrome, which is a ball I'll roll with. I'm gonna rate her a 1, since she hasn't done anything that could hurt somepony. Also gonna say she has no trigger.
* There's also one that says Rarity has OCD. I'll roll with that one too and say the unicorns got the long end of the stick. Again, rated 1 with no trigger.
* Applejack had that time she overworked herself and became sleep deprived. I don't know what to call this other than being too bullheaded for her own good. She probably wouldn't be hard to help if ponies caught on and stopped asking her to do stuff. It's also probably not a stretch to say her trigger (overly competitive) is not something you could easily pull on accident if you watch your tongue. I'll rate Applejack a 3, since she never did anything bad on purpose, but still did over propel that pegasus and practically poison plenty of ponies.
* Pinkie Pie is very obviously weird, but not so obvious until it rears its head is how reliant she is on her friends. When she got it in her mind that her friends didn't like her anymore, she completely snapped and made surrogate friends out of a bunch of stuff. Add that with the hostility she acted with when Rainbow Dash showed up, and I think we've got a pony with the potential to be legitimately dangerous. I'm gonna give her a 5, with a hard trigger unless she gets panicky like she did.
* Fluttershy can not stand the idea of animals not liking her. The way she acts when this happens is pretty damn unnerving, and it seems like she could accidentally hurt somepony over this fury. Fluttershy gets a 3, since it doesn't seem like she'd do anything bad out of actual malice. Her trigger is probably hard to pull, since animals (save the ones at the Gala) generally do like her.
* Rainbow Dash seems to rely on her ego to remain stable. When her ego was damaged in Sonic Rainboom, she had quite a panic attack. I think she'd be just as if not more demure than Fluttershy if her ego were eviscerated. I'll give her a 2, with a varying trigger (Rarity pulled it on accident, but it'd take a braggart capable of beating her to pull it on purpose) since it seems like she would hurt herself after a while.
** You want to know why they're all such colorful (but potentially dangerous) nuts? They're [[WMG/TimeLord time lords]]! We've even seen [[TheNthDoctor past regenerations]] of three of them: Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. Just look at them in the G3 videos. [[EraSpecificPersonality The same, but different]].
[[WMG:The events of "The Best Night Ever" will have lasting effects on Fluttershy in the next season.]]
Her very reason for existence, her ability to communicate with and befriend animals, utterly fails her at the Gala. Once she has time to calm down and reflect, she may begin to doubt her ability to be around animals, especially after her SanitySlippage.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is a graduate student]]
All the other ponies of the Mane Cast have jobs of some sort. Applejack is a farmer, Rarity is a fashion designer, Fluttershy is an animal caretaker, Rainbow Dash is a meteorologist, and Pinkie Pie is a caterer. This explains the reason why impressing Celestia is so important to Twilight Sparkle. If Celestia gets it in her head, she can flunk Twilight Sparkle for any reason.
[[WMG: The Cutie Mark Crusaders will all get their cutie marks together]]
Just like the members of the mane cast got their cutie marks at the same time, the Crusaders will do something to trigger or have some event trigger the appearances of all of their cutie marks. For example, imagine if they had all done the "right" tasks for their talent show performance and gotten the marks afterwards.
* Maybe Scootaloo will try to copy Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom in order to make something like this happen...
[[WMG: Scootaloo will get her Cutie Mark last.]]
Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom will finally figure out that you can't get your cutie mark by doing suicidal stunts, and eventually they'll find their true talents. Scootaloo on the other hand will be too stubborn at first and it will take her longer.
* Technically, you ''can'' get your cutie mark by doing suicidal stunts - if, by performing them, you realize that they are what you really want to do and are destined to do.
** So Scootaloo may become the Equestrian version of a stuntman if that's her calling...
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is [[{{Immortality}} immortal]]]]
Specifically, [[HealingFactor Type III]]. Come on, you saw how much punishment she took in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E15FeelingPinkieKeen Feeling Pinke Keen]].
[[WMG: Fluttershy's... episode during "The Best Night Ever" is Twilight Sparkle's fault.]]
Poor poor Fluttershy... It may not be obvious at first, but it seems she is easily influenced by the opinions of others whom she trusts. However, Fluttershy experiences "delays" between the time she is told to do something and actually acting upon what she's told. A good example occurs in "Dragonshy". Pinkie Pie sings an encouraging song to help the terrified pegasus jump over a (tiny) chasm, but it doesn't quite work. Fast forward to "Feeling Pinkie Keen". This time, Fluttershy faces several tiny platforms that are way more dangerous to cross than the chasm mentioned earlier. Although scared, Fluttershy remembers Pinkie's song... and look at that! This time, she is motivated enough to quickly jump across those platforms! It didn't happen right away, but given enough time Fluttershy will take her friends' statements to heart.
Now for the fun part. Let's apply what we learned here to Fluttershy's actions during the Grand Galloping Gala. First, go back a few episodes to A Bird in the Hoof. Fluttershy is trying very hard to gently nurse Princess Celestia's sickly pet bird, Philomina, back to health. However, Philomina proves to be highly uncooperative with Fluttershy. The bird refuses to take its medicine, have some soup, or get some sleep. Fluttershy is quick to move on to other medical techniques whenever her patient makes it very clear that she won't accept whatever technique the pegasus offers. Enter Twilight Sparkle. Upon realizing what's going on, she strongly insists that Fluttershy should stop being a pushover and FORCE the bird to take whatever steps necessary to make its recovery! To demonstrate, Twilight forces Philomina to take the medicine Fluttershy gave up on, trap it in a cage in an attempt to keep it still and more. Twilight's methods are way more aggressive than those of gentle Fluttershy and she can't wrap her head around them... yet.
Okay, let's bring it all together! Fluttershy is at the Grand Galloping Gala! She's finally going to meet and befriend the unique animals living in Canterlot's Royal Garden! But wait... for one reason or another, the animals are doing everything they can to avoid Fluttershy! How is this happening?! She tries to be as gentle and caring as always, but it just doesn't work this time! That's when something interesting happens... Fluttershy sets up a trap to catch an animal so that she can befriend it face to face. This is NOT normal for Fluttershy... but then she says something very interesting:
"I just have to be more bold, like Twilight says."
Once again she takes her trusted friend's advice, which she initially was hesitant about, and runs with it. In this case, when something doesn't work, she becomes more and more aggressive. Her traps get more elaborate. She raises her voice. She's trying to be less and less of a pushover in order to get something done, just like Twilight Sparkle previously insisted! Combine this advice, which is clearly NOT helping Fluttershy here, along with the emotional stress of being unable to befriend a single creature in the garden no matter how desperate she gets and how hard she tries... And you've got yourself a terrifying disaster.
Overly long entry short: Fluttershy is easily influenced by her friends, but it takes a while for their advice/opinions/suggestions/demands to settle in her mind. But when they do, she feels a need to grab hold of the influence when the time comes to do so and hold on tightly to it. This can be a VERY good thing when you consider the results of Pinkie Pie's "Hop, Skip, and a Jump!" encouragement. Twilight's powerful suggestion of "Be assertive!" on the other hand utterly ruins her. Who knows? If Twilight never gave such a statement that conflicted with Fluttershy's character earlier, Fluttershy may have just kept trying to gently coax the animals around her to come out, rather than shouting at them to do so at the top of her lungs in frustration. Maybe she'd just become immensely sad and frustrated... but not loud and dangerous.
[[NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice job breaking the gentlest, kindest, most innocent pony in the world, Twilight.]] In the season finale no less.
[[WMG: Spike isn't "Spike's" real name.]]
[[AWizardOfEarthsea Dragons never reveal their Truename.]] So Spike is a nickname of sorts. If anyone does know his real name Twilight might.
[[WMG: Rarity was originally a human who somehow ended up in Equestria and got transformed into a unicorn. Sweetie Bell is her sister by adoption.]]
Consider these facts. Rarity and Sweetie Bell have different accents. In "Suited for Success" Rarity wonders what ponies are suppose to wallow in. And, in "Best Night Ever" she's the only one who cares that they're getting dressed when Spike wants to come in.
* A. She's got a Mid-Atlantic accent, a hybrid of American and British used by people trying to sound "cultured", and she didn't have the accent as a filly. B. She was trying to say "wallow in self-pity" but wasn't exactly in her right mind. C. She's a fashionista.
[[WMG: Fluttershy has a palsy that mostly affects her wings.]]
While she certainly doesn't appear to have Cerebral Palsy, she does come off as fairly clumsy, and is still somewhat of a poor flyer despite her age. She also seems to not be as physically active as the others are.
* This troper atributes that more of Fluutershy being a "Duck Pony", while she was born a pegasus pony, due her shyness, she almost never leaved her home(and therefore, almost never exercided her wings, making her quite clumsy in that regard, in contrast with Competitive rainbow dash, who was far more extroverted and athletic, she already knew how to fly when she entered on the junionf flyers academy), and after she discovered the ground she rapidily became more comfortable with it, causing her to depend even less on her wings and more on simply walking (note that apparently she can fly as fast as twilight run, and we know twilight is a pony of the weak nerdy type)
[[WMG: Spike is half pony]]
His head is slightly pony-like, he's the only dragon we've seen with differently colored scales and spikes (like a mane), and he has a crush on a pony.
* Maybe his mom was a naturalist who was studying dragons during mating season and she got too close.
[[WMG: Spike will be given a male pony friend.]]
Who he refers to as his "brony."
[[WMG: Twist is InWithTheInCrowd now that she has her cutie mark.]]
She appears on stage next to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon in "The Show Stoppers", and is one of the only three ponies shown who didn't win an award. So was she next to them...or ''with'' them?
[[WMG: The Cast's Aproximate Human Age]]
While {{Word of God}} says she wants to maintain certain ambiguity about their age, she stated that they are young adults. horses tend to reach maturity between age 6 ór 7 an average lifespan of 25 years, for this estimation I am making a 3:1 age ratio, a human reaches maturity between the 18 and 21 years old and average lifespan 75 (pretty fitting if you ask me)
Now, we know Fluttershy is the oldest of the ponies, and when the events of the sonic rainboom took place, she seemed like she was starting puberty, so i'll just say she's the oldest for now
As for applejack, we know that she had enough age to be allowed to go to live with a relative by her own choice, however, we know she was both a late bloomer(last on her class to get a cutie mark) yet younger than applebloom when she left (applebloom still obviously a Elementrary school child, and i would not say older than say 4th grade, so that restricts the age span between 6/2 or 10/3.1/3 age), now, i'll asume a 9/3.0 age when she left, and that she probably spend a lot more of time that it was showed on the flashback with their aunt and uncle orange. let's say she lasted 1 Year/4 Months, so when the sonic rainboom happened she was 10/3.1/3 years
Now, Rarity Seems to be a similar Age to applejack or Fluttersy, as an Adult she seems to be one of the more mature ones (her [[NeatFreak NeatFreakness]] and occacional [[LargeHam hamminess]] being a permanent aspect of her personality, also note, that despite sweetie belles's accidents related to her clumsiness, she takes it quite well, and in fact, she's quite supportive with her and the CutieMark Crussaders), meanwhile as a filly, she was already old enough for be starting her own business (or at least being the one on charge of the school dresses) it seemed like she had being doing it for quite some time already, so i'll say, and since it probably in the middle school/trimester year(more details on twilight's guess) i guess she was 11/3.2/3 years old by then)
Now, as For Pinkie pie it has been stated that she's 1 year younger than Fluttershy, hoever, when most people talk about age differences they tend to make big roundups, gennerally towards the lower numer, so 1 year maybe something between 9 months to 1 year and 9 months, in this case i'm taking the wider option and say 1.7 human years and 5 pony years) and giving pinkie an age of 8/2.3 years and fluttershy 13/4.1/ years, a good age for a girl starting puberty
Rainbow Dash Was Starting on the Equestrias Junior flyers camp, i'll just take that as first grade of elementary school, 6/2 years
And Finally Twilight Sparkle, We know that when the events of the sonic rainboom happened She was on the middle of her entrance exam, so i'll take it as that she was not on Elementary school yet, if you ask me that how did she learned to read and write if she wasn't on school yet, think about this, she was going to enter not on any school, bun on a High performance academy directed by the Goddes Empress Herself, so it is expected that any candidate has enough potential her/himself, so twi probably learned on home and readed a lot of books before ingresing(she probably started studying since age 4/1.1/3 when she saw celestia and entered to kindergarden)
Now, in many important academies the process would start with quite some anticipation, I am asuming the School system of equestria also has the same ratio as the pony:human age, so a scholar cycle would last 1 year/4 months, that being said, i'm asuming they did twilights audition 1 cycle before starting her first elementary school year, at Age 5/1.2/3)
So also assuming 4/12 year passed since them, the actual human ages of the ponies would be
Fluttershy - 8.1/3 - 25 years\\
Rarity - 7.2/3 - 23(almost 24)\\
Applejak- 7.1/3 22\\
Pinkie Pie - 6.2/3 - 20 (barely)\\
Rainbow Dash - 18\\
Twilight Sparkle 17
Also I got another guesses of other characters:\\
Trixie - 8.2/3 26(barely)\\
Big Macintosh - 9 - 27 years(almost 28)(he was already on the puberty when applejack leaved the farm)\\
Zecora - 9.1/3-28
Applebloom - 2.2/3 ->9(almost 10)\\
Scootaloo - 2.2/3 -> 9\\
Sweetie Belle 2.2/3 - 9 (barely)
As for the Princesess i am thinking a 1:100 ratio, that originally, Luna was "only" 300/3 years younger than luna, but when she got corrupted/Sealed she got age locked, and didn't aged until released, while celestia spend those 1000/10 years on the normal world aging, this troper alsom wants to point out, that 1000 is not their age, but the time passed since Luna's rebelion, this troper thinks they both were "teenager" by that time at ages 1700/1400 respectively, and in the present and due the age lock of luna, their actual ages are 2700 and 1400 respectively
* That's very close to my guess, but I guessed Twilight closer to 24, influenced by the Grad student idea.
* I don't think it's a good idea to assume ponies age faster than humans. Even though Pinkie Pie is a year younger than Fluttershy, they look about the same in age. That would not be possible if 1 pony year=4 human years.
* As far as age goes, there's no reason the rather advanced Equestrian ponies should have the same life spans as wild ponies. Average human life spans are about double the average lifespans of bonobos, probably our closest relatives among the primates.
[[WMG: Fluttershy's Stare is a [[CodeGeass Geass.]]]]
Because we don't have anywhere near enough tie-ins on this page. She is the Ponyville equivalent of Lelouche Vi Brittania, albeit she has a '''much''' gentler nature. [[http://oi53.tinypic.com/10mt2e9.jpg Exhibit A]]
* Given that she used it on a tree in "Applebuck Season", it has to be an area of effect geass.
** So who did she get it from?
[[WMG:Twilight Sparkle is a [[MagicTheGathering planeswalker]].]]
She's a very skilled mage, able to use all types of magic, and a "spark" was "ignited" within her when something signifigant happened to her (in her case, an epiphany). She isn't wandering the planes either because she doesn't know she can or she doesn't want to leave her friends in Equestria.
* Alternatively, only the Elements of Harmony combined can actually planeswalk, and none of them is aware of this ability (except maybe Pinkie Pie).
* Her mentor does have what is basically a mirrored white mana symbol for her cutie mark...
[[WMG: Fluttershy was very sick when she was young.]]
Because she was so sick, she couldn't go outside very often, so she recieved little socialization from other fillies early in her life. Even when she was healthy enough to start going out, she was still left weak from being sick and bedridden. This explains why she was initially a weak flier when she was young. It's also worth noting that in her story in "The Cutie Mark Chonricles", she is thinner and smaller than any of the other fillies we see. (her legs look particularly thin) Having very little socialization with other fillies, she was scared and nervous, causing her to be so shy. Going to the ground and seeing the creatures gave her motivation to go out more, allowing her to grow stronger and healthier as we see her now.
[[WMG: Spike is a hybrid dragon.]]
In the show, we see few different types of dragon species, and it wouldn't be too unreasonable to believe there are a few other different species as well. Spike is a crossbreed between two different dragon species, a huge taboo in the dragon world. Either his egg was abandoned and then picked up by Celestia, or his parents gave him to her so he can grow up in a safe, accepting environment. Had he stayed living with dragons, he would've been tormented constantly for being a hybrid, or perhaps even killed for it.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle had friends before the events of the series]]
The three unicorns early in the pilot know who she is and invite her to Moondancer's party, and Spike had a present for Moondancer. Lyra was nice enough to wave hi to Twilight running by and looked surprised/disappointed at being ignored. And there's Pony Joe from "Best Night Ever" who tells her "Long time no see!"
Its likely she didn't spend her entire time growing up in Canterlot without friends, but she eventually became more involved with her studies and decided at some point that she didn't ''need'' friends. This may or may not be why Celestia decided to use her in part of her BatmanGambit in the pilot.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash is related to Princess Celestia in some way.]]
The existence of Prince Blueblood proves that Celestia can, in fact, have younger relatives. Who is to say she doesn't have more? Rainbow Dash does have something special about her, if not for the rainbow mane, (she is the only pony we see who has one) for the fact that she's been the only pegasi known to pull off a Sonic Rainboom. Seeing how many pegasi not only have flying as a special talent, but do it professionally and are known all through Equestria for it, the fact that Rainbow Dash has been the only one to do a Sonic Rainboom could imply that there is something unique and perhaps magical about her.
[[WMG: Sweetie Belle will fall in love with Spike and will MurderTheHypotenuse.]]
Because it would be hilarious.
[[WMG: Twilight's parents work a lot and have neglected their daughter.]]
They work as much as they can to provide the very best for Twilight, but in the process neglected her. They do care about her, though, which is why they not only applied for her to be at a prestigious school, but made time to go to her entrance exam. This is why Twilight views the Princess so much as a parental figure when every other pony views her as royal authority figure. This also explains why she ignored fun things to study, with the way her parents were, she grew up believing that work was more important than other things, including friendship.
[[WMG: Rarity's parents were neglectful, and possibly abusive, drunks.]]
Rarity's parents did not care for her much. Her father had a drinking and gambling problem, and constantly sold the family's things to pay for both addictions. He also abused his wife and Rarity. His wife was so stressed by the living conditions that she took up drinking herself. One day, Rarity's loving grandmother bought her a nice dress to wear to a party, but her drunk father sold it to pay for his gambling. Rarity, who has always been trying to cover up her mess of a family life, made another dress to wear to the party, and discovered she had a talent for it. She kept making outfits until she earned her cutie mark. She left and opened her own boutique as soon as she could. Around this time, Sweetie Belle was born. Eventually, her mother got fed up and ran off with another unicorn, leaving Sweetie Belle with her father. Rarity, now that she was financially stable and had the means to take care of her, took in Sweetie Belle, which is why we never see her living with Rarity until later on in the series.
[[WMG: Before he met Rarity, Spike had a crush on Moondancer.]]
[[WMG: The Sonic Rainboom is powered by the element of loyalty]]
This is why has Rainbow Dash only ever managed to perform the sonic rainboom twice, even after she's put all that effort and training into her flying. The effect will only happen when you combine supersonic speed with unselfish loyalty to others. The first time it happened, she was concentrating on standing up for Fluttershy, and the second was done while attempting to rescue Rarity.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash is a [[{{Transsexual}} trans mare]].]]
Which is to say, born physically a stallion but identifying as a mare. She comes across to this troper as less of a tomboy and more like an actual boy, judging by her voice (she sounds like a prepubescent boy, like Spike) and way of movement (she seems to fly and fight more like the way a stallion would). Stallions are also noticeably more aggressive than mares, and Dash is the most aggressive, both physically and socially. Dash may have been born a stallion, but stallion mentality may simply not have felt right to her, whereas interacting with the rest of the mane cast as a mare gives her the social network that feels right. (It's also possible that she's a gelding, but try explaining that to the kids.)
* Considering the main reason for gelding is to make a colt calmer and more manageable (and m-to-f sex changes involve castration) I'd say it's more likely she's a trans'''stallion''' who just started [[TestosteronePoisoning testosterone]] therapy.
[[WMG: Applejack is really Apple Bloom's mother.]]
The Apple parents never seem to be around. In "Bridle Gossip", Applejack tells Apple Bloom she'll tell Big Macintosh on her, conforming that Big Macintosh is the highest authority figure, and that the parents aren't just off-camera. As seen in the flashback in "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", AJ's parents weren't around when she was a filly either, suggesting they died when she was still young. Significantly, Apple Bloom isn't around too. This leads to the conclusion that Apple Bloom is in fact the result of a teenage pregnancy, and they're just passing her off as Applejack's sister to avoid embarressment. As for who the father is, well, [[BrotherSisterIncest considering Applejack's love for her family...]]
* Maybe the father is just some ex-coltfriend AJ had in the pony-version of high school. Either way, its unlikely Hasbro would approve of any hint of teenage pregnancy in the show.
* Alternatively, Apple Bloom is Big Macintosh's daughter, from a previously relationship with a mare who may now be dead.
** Another possibility is that Apple Bloom is the daughter of Big Macintosh AND Applejack, they're just telling her that their siblings in order to hide the fact that Applejack got pregnant at a really young age, and they were forced to have a shotgun wedding. This would also account for the fact that Apple Bloom's coat is a combination of Big Mac and Applejack.
*** You'd expect that someone else in the small town of Ponyville would tell her that her "big brother and sister" are actually married. Incest would be slightly easier to cover up from everyone.
[[WMG: Spike will not grow up to be like the dragons we have seen..]]
Instead he will grow up to be a [[DungeonsAndDragons dragonborn]]. Proof for this theory? His day dream in "Dog and Pony Show", why would he imagine all that armor and stuff if he knew he would grow up to be a normal dragon, wouldn't he have just imagined himself as a dragon destroying the Diamond Dogs? As for the sudden growth in Twilight's flashback, that is just what happens when the embodiment of Magic unleashes her power. Unless of course, ponies turn into plants when they grow old. This also makes Spike/Rarity a lot easier....
[[WMG: Applejack is [[spoiler:a [[DeadlyPremonition Red Tree Messenger]]. ]] ]]
Both Applejack and [[spoiler:Forrest Kaysen]] are salesmen, they both respect a certain tree (Bloomberg in Applejack's case, [[spoiler:which could be the Red Tree in the other world]]), and has a buff companion (Rainbow Dash in Applejack's case).
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is an epileptic.]]
In Cutie Mark Chronicles, Twilight Sparkle went on the magic rampage in response to some energy flux produced by the sonic rainboom. This flux worked similar to flashing lights for a sufferer of Epilepsy, causing her to use magic uncontrollably while convulsing in air and levitating. Princess Celestia may have used magic to force the haywire synapses to calm down.
[[WMG: Spike has serious species identity issues from being raised among ponies]]
He has a crush on a pony, and in his imagine spot, he rescues Rarity as a KNIGHT, a dragon's natural enemy.
[[WMG: Apple Bloom's cutie mark WON'T be apple-related.]]
* In Call of the Cutie, Apple Bloom made a fuss about thinking she'd get an apple-related cutie mark. Instead, what if she doesn't? It offers the opportunity to slip in a few words about how even though she's "different" to Applejack, Macintosh and Granny Smith, they're still all a family.
[[WMG: Twilight's unusually high magical ability is based entirely on that one event in ''The Cutie Mark Chronicles''.]]
The [[spoiler:sonic rainboom]] didn't temporarily boost her magic; it granted ''permanent'' extreme magical power.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is a [[GirlGenius spark]].]]
Or a magical variant of one, at least. She had her breakthrough at her entrance exam, complete with its typical danger to bystanders. Since then she's been obsessed with studying magic, has a loyal minion in Spike, doesn't hesitate to use him (or her friends) as guinea pigs in her magical experiments, has a lab with unusual equipment in the basement, and she even improvises spells on the spot. Her magic is of such strength that Celestia has never seen it's like before, and she has the charisma to bring all of the most important ponies in Ponyville to her in her ''first day'' in town, and bosses the rest around during ''Winter Wrap-up''. She even has a tendandcy to go to the madness place when things don't quite go as expected. The parasprite incident is pretty much straight-up sparkiness.
* Plus, that name. Twilight ''Spark''le is exactly the kind of name a mad scientist would give to their kid.
* See "Pinkie Pie is [[GeniusTheTransgression Inspired]]" below.
[[WMG: The reason for the Cutie Mark Crusaders' supposed AesopAmnesia]]
Rainbow Dash has shown that she does not realize that a cutie mark is earned when a pony discovers who they are just like the Crusaders. And Scootaloo idolizes Rainbow, so she won't get it either and as the de facto leader of the CMC, Scootaloo needs to realize this in order for Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom to as well. also the {{Aesop}} the Crusaders learned in "Call of the Cutie" doesn't change the fact that they still desire cutie marks.
[[WMG:More Cutie Mark Crusader Cutie-mark Teasing, GO!]]
When helping to organise Twist's Cuteceneara, the Cutie Mark Crusaders wind up demonstrating an additional skill on top of their current ones, teasing further at their cutie marks:
* Applebloom gives baking a second shot, approaching it in the way she'd solve [[TeamFortress2 practical problems]] like fixing up the treehouse, and succeeds, demonstrating her gift for adaptability.
* Scootaloo get the job of fetching party supplies and delivering invitations - we already knows she's perfect for the job with her mad scooter skills, but this task also relies on her memory.
* And Sweetie Belle, still worried about singing in public, is eased into the spotlight as she plays emcee for the cuteceneara. It helps that someone tells her beforehand that being sister to Rarity, a minor celebrony after the events of "Suited for Success", lends her a lot of credibility on the stage - which was intended to have a MagicFeather effect.
[[WMG: Fluttershy is a partial reincarnation of {{Medusa}}.]]
And that explains her "Stare" as well as help explain her defeat of the Cockatrice. Medusa was a lovely turn-you-to-stone-as-soon-as-you-look-at-her Gorgon, and at least one Pegasus origin story has the winged horse springing from the newly decapitated Medusa's blood. So if Equestria's Pegasi were formed in a similar manner, then Fluttershy "inheriting" her power of stare and resistance to petrification from their Gorgon ancestor would be plausible....
[[WMG: There's a special business deal between Sweet Apple Acres and Sugarcube Corner.]]
The apple farm regularly supplies ingredients for the bakery, and in exchange Applejack is contractually obligated to advertise for them, which is why she calls everyone "sugarcube".
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She's medicated, so she just appears a bit... eccentric most of the time. Just look at the episode where she's talking to the objects. This'd also explain why she's so hyper and likes to be around people all the time - because it distracts from her delusions/hallucinations. However, it still comes out even when she's around people, hence the weird things she sometimes says.
** Atypical antipsychotics on the other hand cause diabetes. So I doubt Pinkie Pie is on those.
** This is actually a myth that they "make you a zombie". Sure, it can for some people, but not all.
** I diagnose her as having mania actually. She has a short attention span, a relentlessly upbeat attitude, endless amounts of energy and to quote the gods of wikipedia, "Mania varies in intensity, from mild mania (known as hypomania) to full-blown mania with psychotic features including hallucinations, delusion of grandeur, suspiciousness, catatonic behavior, aggression, and a preoccupation with thought and schemes that may lead to self neglect.".
*** This makes sense.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a Time Lord.]]
She manages to appear out of tiny spaces in Green is Not your color,
and practically teleports around Ponyville.
All of the things from that episode are her TARDIS.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's oatmeal comment stemmed from hearing about [[http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/r/real-pirates-grog-arrrrr-5652.html this drink recipe]].]]
Because it's crazy.
[[WMG: Pinkie Sense works the same way as [[FanFic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality Comed-Tea]]]]
When something is about to happen, it causes Pinkie to twitch, just as when something funny is about to happen, you feel an urge to drink Comed-Tea.
* Huh? How ''else'' would it work? Did you think her tail-twitchy ''causes'' things to fall?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's "Pinkie Sense" is a ruse; she's hiding her RealityWarper powers behind them.]]
Or she has not yet learned to fully control her powers yet, and now even the littlest twitch can set something off.
[[WMG: Based on the previous WMG: Pinkie Pie is Equestria's version of HaruhiSuzumiya (or maybe she even ''is'' Haruhi).]]
* Makes perfect sense to me. She probably has abilities somwehere along the line of Anthony in ItsAGoodLife and those powers may extend to mental manipulation of everypony around her. Those trees that stopped being scary? Yeah she changed those too. And her apparant teleportational ways and her Pinkie Sense are all a part of it. She was raised on a sad dismal rock farm in the middle of nowhere because her parents and sisters knew of her gifts and the threat that could come from her being... overstimulated. So they tried to give her as sombre and dull a life as possible... until the Sonic Rainboom. That moment of "are they angry? Are they sad? Oh no I think I made them sad... no, wait, they're HAPPY! Yay!" we saw in ''Cutie Mark Chronicles'' when they discovered Pinkie had thrown them a party was in fact their innate terror that she was about to unintentionally unleash her abilities giving way to their falling ''under'' the spell of her abilities. She wanted them to be happy, so she subconsciously willed them to BE happy. And she's been unknowingly messing with people's brains ever since. This will probaby manifest at the Grand Opening Gala, where she relaises what she's capable of and pulls a Haruhi. at which point the world will go kaboom.
* "And that's how Equestria was made." She already knows about her powers, but is deliberately suppressing them.
...Was My Little Pony more or LESS fun before I became old enough to come up with this stuff?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a god-pony throwback.]]
Fluttershy has a connection to the earth and animals, an extremely strong one, even though she's an pegasus pony and those are earth pony abilities. Pinkie Pie is an earth pony with god-pony abilities.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's apperent [[RealityWarping Reality Warping powers]] are related to the Element of laughter.]]
Think about it. Whenever Pinkie's powers seem to activate, it's mainly because of [[RuleOfFunny rule of funny]]. She could be subconsciously (or on purposely) using it's powers whenever it would be funny or when chasing someone.
* Hm, perhaps it's like a [[WhoFramedRogerRabbit Roger Rabbit]] thing where they can do anything as long as it's funny?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[HumanoidAbomination equine abomination]]]]
Idea comes from [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-opener-of-ways.html this fanfic]] that tries to explain her teleportation ability. But seriously, think about it.
[[WMG: Pinkie Sense is linked to her [[FourthWallObserver awareness of the fourth wall]].]]
We actually saw it right when she first appeared; it's why she [[{{GASP}} reacted the way she did]] when she met Twilight, because it clued her in that Twilight was a newcomer. The reason it was going off so much in "Feeling Pinkie Keen"? It was warning her [[RuleOfFunny this was a comedy episode]]. (That, or that the klutzy mail pony was making lots of deliveries that day...)
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's Pinkie "Sense" CAUSES things to happen (rather than warning of things that would have happened anyway).]]
Earth pony magic is the most subtle kind of magic. If Twilight had analyzed Pinkie's abilities correctly, she would have discovered that Pinkie unknowingly casts luck spells, mostly bad luck spells, on anyone she's worried about while in a superstitious phase. The twitches are merely shocks from the flow of magic power.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie lost a friend due to secret keeping in the past.]]
Specifically, a friend once confided in her a particularly important secret, such as one of her deepest fears or an embarrassing incident. Pinkie, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} being]] [[MotorMouth Pinkie]], blurted it out during one of her MotorMouth moments. Furious at this betrayal, her friend [[WhatTheHellHero ripped into her]] and turned her back. She may also have moved away from Ponyville eventually, making it even harder to repair the friendship.
That's why Pinkie takes keeping secrets so [[SeriousBusiness seriously now]], and why she works so hard to impress that idea upon Twilight despite how spilling the beans would have likely made things easier on Fluttershy and Rarity during "Green Isn't Your Color". She didn't want Twilight to think that just because it ''might'' have been okay in '''that''' instance that '''ALL''' secrets could be taken lightly.
* This could even explain some of Pinkie Pie's personality beyond that episode. She took her gregariousness to extremes because deep down she's terrified of not being friends with someone, and one of the reasons her meltdown in "Party of One" was so bad was that she thought she had done something to lose all her best friends... ''again''. (Other reasons include apparently failing at her marked talent, and the fact that Pinkie's been proven right so many times throughout the season that she never fully learned her lesson about not assuming the worst in people.)
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's sudden appearances in "Green Isn't Your Color" are just Twilight having hallucinations brought on by her guilty conscience.]]
FOREVEEEERRRRRR.
* Or it might just be Pinkie Pie flexing more of her RealityWarper talent.
* Personally, I'd go with the first one, because close to the end of the show -- just after Twilight Sparkle blurts out Spike's "secret" about Rarity -- Pinkie Pie appears '''inside''' a mirror (the glass is visible, and she is not anywhere else in the room). Although she does seem to ignore physics more often than the other characters, she has not shown anything this extreme on an ongoing basis.
* Also, at the spa when Pinkie Pie suddenly pops up from a bucket of sponges, but does not completely hide when she goes back down, Twilight notices but Fluttershy doesn't (I have not seen a basis for a WeirdnessCensor among the characters, yet).
** Go watch that scene again. Fluttershy noticeably jumps and is shocked when Pinkie pops out.
[[WMG: Applejack and Pinkie Pie are related, but distantly.]]
It seems a little unusual that Pinkie Pie's name has "Pie" in it despite the fact that parties don't usually involve pies. There's also the existence of a "Grandma Pie", who may be living or deceased. It may be possible that the name of Pinkie Pie's granny is/was "Apple Pie" and may have been a part of the Apple clan. This may make Applejack and Pinkie Pie cousins a few times removed depending on how related Grandma Pie and Granny Smith are/were.
* They're both earth ponies as well, which lends credence to this theory.
* Also? Pinkie Pie grew up on a farm. Granted, it was a ''rock'' farm, but still.
[[WMG: Events of Over Barrel will have negative impact on Pinky Pie]]
In this episode while she was right about sharing and stuff, her way to convince others about this makes matters worse, twice.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie once broke through the fourth wall...]]
And [[{{GoMadFromTheRevelation}} went mad by the revelation]]. But, instead of the usual gibberikng insanity, she realized that, if she lives in a cartoon show, she might as well enjoy every moment. And this led to her being... [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} her]].
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is an unicorn]]
Only that for some reason her horn is not normal. As such, neither she nor anyone else knows of this. This explains some of her weirdness.
* InvisiblePinkUnicorn, to be exact. Her horn is invisible, as the true power of Creation should remain.
* She's a godpony/alicorn in an earth pony body for some reason. The way Fluttershy is an earth pony in a pegasus pony body. No one will notice anything any more odd about Pinkie Pie than they do already until it turns out she got the immortality ability as well...
[[WMG: Pinky Pie has unicorn blood.]]
Related to the above, some ancestor was a unicorn, she can do the things she does because of the blood but she doesn't know /how/ or /why/.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie and {{Deadpool}} have some sort of connection.]]
Think about it. Both are ''completely'' random and ridiculously energetic, both can teleport (OffscreenTeleportation for Pinkie), and they both are [[MediumAwareness aware of the fourth wall]]. Granted, it's never stated that Pinkie knows she's in a cartoon, but so far, she's the only one to take advantage of the classic abilities of cartoon characters.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's story in "Cutie Mark Crusaders" is true, if slightly exaggerated]]
She was raised by dour and serious farmers, and things were quite dull until she was inspired by [[spoiler: Rainbow Dash's first Sonic Rainboom]] to liven things up by throwing her first party, thus getting her family to lighten up and earning her cutie mark. If parts of the story seem unbelievable, it's because it got filtered through Pinkie's [[CloudCuckoolander unique mindset]]. (Seriously, ''rock farmers''?)
* She does seem to think she was telling to story of how Equestria was made...
* Perhaps it was a quarry?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie was adopted by the rock farmers.]]
In "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", we see Twilight's parents and Pinkie Pie's family. Twilight's parents are coloured white and blue, making Twilight's purple colour feel natural. The rock farmer couple are pale orange and gray, and their two children are pale dark blue and pale gray... alright, the orange is a little out of place, but still plausible. Pinkie Pie, on the other hand, is bright pink, which doesn't fit anywhere in the chromatic area. And in the pilot, in her song about laughter, she mentions her "Grannie Pie" - which definitely doesn't sound like it would be the parent of any of the rock farmers. Thus:
* Pinkie Pie was an only child, and was either orphaned or abandoned early with only her grandmother left to take care of her, teaching her among other things to laugh and sing. However, she was presumably old, and thus passed away while Pinkie was still a filly.
* The rock farmers were distant relatives of the Pie family, and Pinkie's only known relatives at the time, giving them little choice about taking her in. The boring life on the farm suppressed what her grandmother had taught her about laughing, but as it gave her a place to live and food, she felt she was in no place to complain. The way the father and sisters look at her when the bell is rung, and the door being slammed before she's even had a chance to enter the house, also makes it seem as if she doesn't quite belong.
* Seeing the sonic rainboom, however, made all the laughter and related happy feelings surface again, all at once, leading to her having her epiphany and wanting to share this with her new family, and that would perhaps make them treat her better. And, clearly, it worked.
** You all seem to forget that Pinkie is known to be an UnreliableNarrator. So either the Granny Pie thing or the whole Rock Farm thing, or even both, could be completely made up just for laughs.
*** Better yet, Grannie Pie was actually the mother of one of the Cakes and Pinkie only learned to laugh after she learned to smile.
[[WMG: Pinkie's family's farm was experiencing severe financial hard times when Pinkie received her cutie mark.]]
The family farm was probably once a far more prosperous and happy place then it was shown in Pinkie's flashback. However, some unforseen disaster caused it to be reduced to the virtual wasteland. What kind of disaster? '''Parasprites'''. They invaded the farm and stripped it down to just rocks. Luckily, Pinkie's party to cheer up the rest of her family somehow drove the parasprites off.
* It's not the party, it's the music. The same music that plays during the party is the same Pied Piper tune that she used to drive off the parasprites. It was only after the party that she found out the parasprites could be controlled by it.
* She was the one with freaky Knowledge of Parasprites, it makes sense, keep in mind even Princess Celestia didn't know what a Parasprite was.
** [[{{Troll}} Celestia]]? I seriously doubt she really didn't know what they were.
** She seemed to know, but was about the only one, other than Zecora.
* The theory is unlikely. Pinkie's parents both had cutie marks related to rock farming, implying that it always was a rock farm.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's family really ''DOES'' grow rocks!]]
It's a magical universe where gems come fully polished and available just a few inches below the surface of the ground, so why not? Also:
* In either the second or third season we will meet her sisters as they are now, grown up.
* Their names are going to be puns off of rocks, but not copied from TheFlintstones.
* They will be very strong, from hauling rocks all the time (watch out if they give you a hug!).
* They know how to play the tuba and accordion.
* They might even bring their rocks into Ponyville, set up a stall next to Applejack's apple stall, and it will actually be surrounded with buying customers.
* The episode they appear in will feature them giving Pinkie a "party rock" that is brightly colored instead of drab grey (but not a gem).
[[WMG: ...and that really ''WAS'' how Equestria was made!]]
Pinkie Pie's weird CloudCuckooLander logic has proven to be correct before (how do you get rid of parasprites?).
It doesn't make sense to anyone else right now, but just as the Sonic Rainboom was not a one episode, throwaway plotline, this isn't, either. As more details are revealed, the events she described will have somehow "made" Equestria, even if logically the principality had to exist centuries before Pinkie was born.
* Maybe it has something to do with Doctor Whooves? You know, Time Travel and stuff...
* Or maybe the story of her cutie mark is so closely related the the Equestrian creation myth that, due to her nature, she mixed up the two.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is [[TabletopGame/GeniusTheTransgression Inspired]].]]
Some of her wonders include the flying machine from Griffon the Brush-Off (which suffers from Havoc when Gilda touches it) and her cupcakes - which are normally safe due to being constructed In Pill Form, but get messed up whenever a mere mortal tries to help make them (like Applejack in the infamous Baked Bads scene). Her Pinkie Sense is actually an internalized Apokalypsi wonder (thus, when Twilight tried to use mortal science to figure out how it worked, all the bad stuff it predicted started targeting her, due to Havoc). The reason why she's able to ignore the laws of physics and even the fourth wall? It's her Unmada Field, which causes her to subconsciously warp reality in the area. Her catalyst is almost certainly Staunen; her Breakthrough was triggered when she saw Rainbow Dash's first Sonic Rainboom.
And as a side note, for those of you who've read "Cupcakes"; it's actually the story of what would happen if Pinkie Pie fell prey to Illumination.
* Then what is Twilight? A [[TabletopGame/MageTheAwakening Mage]]? A Genius in denial?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is Whatever Kenneth from 30 Rock is.]]
Both are from small, dull towns and moved into the big city. Both claim to have been around for a lot longer than they look but have the mentalities of children. Pinkie Pie was born before Equestria was the land it is today. She actually invented joy and parties and colours after the Sonic Rain Boom passed through time itself.
For some reason, she's as young as ever and still hanging around throwing parties.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie doesn't consciously realize her RealityWarper powers]]
She subconsciously uses them [[RuleOfFunny whenever it would be funny]]. Seriously, why else would she try to disguise herself as a bale of hay while tailing Twilight when she can just pop out of random objects like when she chased Rainbow Dash in the same episode?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[{{Dune}} Spice]] addict]]
Let's see, [[{{Seer}} precognition]], space folding, and BlueEyes. Maybe the Cakes should switch to a different brand of cinnamon.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's depressed state at the start of her story in "The Cutie Mark Chronicles" was caused by the recent death of Granny Pie.]]
Pinkie was obviously very close to her grandmother, whom she probably had more in common with than the rest of her family. After Granny Pie passed away, Pinkie was sent into a deep depression that only cleared when she saw the rainbow generated by the Sonic Rainboom, and was inspired to [[PluckyGirl generate her own happiness]] and [[ThePollyanna keep smiling no matter what.]]
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[OnePiece Devil Fruit user]]]]
Specifically, the Party Party Fruit. How else can she make parties so quickly? And, on the subject of OnePiece...
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[OnePiece Haki user]]]]
Or at least Kenbunshoku Haki, you know, the Color of Observation? Maybe her Pinkie sense is Kenbunshoku Haki manifesting itself in an odd way. In addition, she was able to follow Twilight around somehow and pop out out of nowhere. She used her Haki to figure out where Twilight was going and then use super speed (hey, it's Pinkie Pie. Stranger things have happened) to beat Twilight there.
[[WMG: The REAL reason the Mane Cast was gathered was to keep Pinkie Pie in check]]
Defeating Nightmare Moon was just a side benefit. We've seen how unhinged Pinkie can get when she's unhappy over snubbed invitations and friends acting oddly, and how quickly she was cheered up upon realizing her friends still liked her - imagine if something ''huge'' went wrong, and she didn't have any friends to make her feel better. The other protagonists are there to keep her her happy, goofy, relatively harmless self, so she doesn't, say, go on any crazed murder sprees.
* All it takes is ''one'' gory fanfic and ''one'' episode with a bit of innocent madness to get eveyone on the internet to pronounce Pinkie Pie a barely-contained psychopath! MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic is RuinedForever! [[MemeticMutation FOREVER]]!
** {{Cupcakes}} Pinkie Pie. Nothing else needs to be said.
[[WMG: Thanks to Rainbow Dash we don't have more Cupcakes crazy Pinkie]]
If Pinkie would be left alone with her new "friends" sooner or later they would suggest her to kill other ponies.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's "new friend" Rocky is made of rocks from the rock farm]]
Pinkie may have even met him before--after all, she must have been lonely on the "no talking, no smiling" rock farm before she got her cutie mark...
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's Teleportation abilities were given to her by Twilight Sparkle]]
We all know that Twilight Sparkle is not very good at controlling her powers, as seen in "Cutie Mark Chronicles." We also know that she may have powers unknown to [[BuffySpeak unicorndom...kind...whatever.]] If one were to recall the first meeting between them:
->Pinkie Pie: GASP!!!
That exasperated gasp was a reaction to the feeling of Twilight accidentally giving her powers. Pinkie Pie now shared Twilight's teleportation ability and [[TeleportSpam used it often,]] but didn't want too much attention drawn to herself, so she came up with an alibi to cover up her gasp and explains it to Twilight at the party. [[MotorMouth In extensive detail.]]
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a paranoid schizophrenic, bipolar xenophobe.]]
This WMG has numerous supports.
1. Bipolar: She can change moods at a drop of a hat with even the slightest trigger. While Pinkie's manic depressiveness is less severe than most other cases, she shows the common signs. Take, for example the episode Party for One. When Pinkie Pie's second party was neglected by her friends, she forgoed the conclusion that her friends hated her and didn't want to come to her parties anymore. This also ties into her...
2. Paranoid Schizophrenia: When Pinkie came to the aforementioned conclusion in Party for One, she underwent an extreme mood swing into complete paranoid schizophrenia, thinking that they were up to something behind her back. She also began to have wild hallucinations, such as believing that her "new friends" (in reality an assortment of random household belongings) were actually sentient, even going so far as to give them voices and personalities without even showing a sign of connection with reality as an effect. She also is very strange about meeting new people, meaning that she has a case of...
3. Xenophobia: The fear of new things. When Twilight Sparkle first entered Ponyville and attempted to strike up a conversation with Pinkie Pie, Pinkie made a very loud and overdramatic gasp before running off elsewhere. Although she did later explain herself (she claims to know everypony in Ponyville and that meeting Twilight startled her), one has to wonder why she had such an extreme reaction and why her explanation seemed less like telling the truth and more like an attempt to cover her own ass.
While it is possible to chalk all of this up as Pinkie being a nutcase, the similarities to these real-life mental conditions was too glaring to not notice. Thanks goes to my mom for discovering all of this through conversation with her.
* The xenophobia example is too much of a stretch with flimsy reasoning. Actually I'll argue that what appears to be xenophobia is really Pinkie "following the herd". She's more of the welcoming type that can easily be persuaded otherwise. This can be tied in to the other two conditions listed by the above theory, but not obviously the third.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is somehow related to {{Kirby}}]]
There are quite a few similarities between the two characters. Both are pink jolly adorable creatures with [[InexplicablyAwesome unexplainable abilities]], [[BigEater huge appetites]], love to dance and have a touch of EldritchAbomination to them. Should the two ever come into contact with each other, it would spell doom for both universes.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is somehow related to [[LostHighway the Mystery Man]].]]
They both constantly break the Fourth Wall via Offscreen Teleportation, staring directly into the viewer's eyes, etc.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie, especially her {{Cupcakes}} version, is somehow related to [[TheWall Pink]].]]
"Crazy! Over the Rainbow, I am crazy! ... BREAK DOWN [[BreakingTheFourthWall THE WALL]]!"
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is secretly a servant of the Norse Trickster God.]]
[[http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/8651/okiedokieloki.png Look!]]
* Even better: Loki shapeshifted into a mare and was impregnated by a stallion named "Svaðilfari". In this form, Loki gave birth to Sleipnir, the legendary eight-legged horse, said to be "the best of all horses". His name, roughly translated, is "the slippery one". Pinkie Pie can run as fast as Rainbow Dash can fly (maybe faster), which could be a reference to Sleipnir being the best/fastest horse. And she is also a "slippery one" due to being unbound by the fourth wall. Pinkie Pie is not only a servant of Loki, she is a direct descendant!
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is heavily inspired by PinkyAndTheBrain]]
Her behaviour is just as crazy as Pinky's, and her way of thinking is also quite similar. Considering the era in which the show's creators grew up, they're bound to have watched ''Animaniacs'' as kids, and when given a character name of Pinkie, the crazy lab mouse sprang to mind as a template from which to work. At least one viewer has noticed the similarities and edited together [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCpdDS3L2xs footage from the show with the Pinky And The Brain theme]]. It's somewhat spooky how well it works.
* Jossed: Lauren Foust has gone on record saying that the ponies' personalities are based on her [[{{Fanon}} play-time personalities]] of the dolls.
[[WMG: Pinkie's mane is a {{bag of holding}}]]
it only works when her hair is all curly. She keeps all the necessary party supplies in there. Except for the cake, which she usually eats anyway.
* Why didn't everything fall out when her hair went flat in "Party Of One" and briefly in "Best Night Ever"?
** Well she has no reason to pull out party supplies when she's in such a bad mood.
[[WMG: Pinkie was born a pegasus.]]
She can run as fast as Rainbow Dash can fly (extreme speed being associated with pegasi), and she has none of the strength and endurance of the series' earth ponies. She was one of the only earth ponies on the weather team in Winter Wrap-Up. Hell, she was originally designed as a pegasus.
Her parents are both earth ponies, but WordOfGod states that it would be possible for earth ponies to birth another species, and vice-versa. Pinkie's parents might have clipped her wings because they needed an extra hand around the rock farm, and pegasi are not well-suited for agriculture.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is the Ponyverse's version of [[TwoAndAHalfMen Rose]].]]
They are very similar characters. And they even share the habit of appearing randomly out of nothing.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie, aka. Pinkamena, is the reincarnation of [[GurrenLagann Kamina]].]]
A RealityWarper who cheers others on even though they think he's nuts, makes lots of friends, is incredibly determined, and broke out of a drab grey world through the fourth wall (er, ceiling) to do the impossible.
[[WMG: The entire story takes place in Pinkie pie's head]]
She's still on the rock farm, harvesting rocks. But in reality, her parents are much more stern ("Stop lollygagging, there's work to be done!", "You don't get to eat if you don't earn your keep", "Why can't you be more like your sisters?"), her sisters bully her mercilessly ("Hey loser, I think there's some pebbles over there you'd be strong enough to lift!), and pinkie pie isn't even her real name! She heard tales of five great heroes who vanquished the eternal night, but would never have a chance to meet them, so she began to make little fanfics for herself. In her mind she could escape to a world where she worked in a colorful bakery with two kind parent-like figures, host all the parties she wanted, and hang out with her idols. Her reality-warping is a side-effect, she's not the best storyteller and she often forgets her character is supposed to obey the laws of physics. "Party of One" occurred after a particularly savage verbal assault by both her sisters and her parents. Later, her mother apologized, so she changed the plot of the story since she was feeling better.
[[WMG: Gummy was Pinkie Pie's Birthday present a year ago]]
...But she found him a day early (She's a good snoop, after all). This would explain why Gummy's birthday is the day before hers.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie will get a song based on a Sweeney Todd Song]]
Why? Precident mostly. In season One, there were two songs based on Soundheim songs, ''Art of the Dress'' and ''At The Gala'', so having more Soudheim songs from other shows should be expected, including one of his [[SweeneyTodd more famous one]]. Should the production team be allowed to introduce more MagicalGirl tropes as it's suspected for Season Two, there eventually will be a time when [[DarkestHour things go horribly wrong]], leaving Pinkie Pie the last one able to fight, the others all captured or [[DisneyDeath some]] [[BodyHorror other]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar safe but]] [[FridgeLogic creepy fate]]. As the resultant despair goes completely against Pinkie's Element, Pinkie begins to [[SanitySlippage break as she did in Party Of One]], bringing back her SplitPersonality, Pinkamina Diane Pie, her [[{{Fanon}} dark, gloomy and utterly]] [[HeroicSociopath psychotic side]]. Pinkamina then goes into a little diddy of what she'll do [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTwNzUhnSYY&feature=fvst when she gets her friends back]]. Why would they go with this? Well, the staff has shown to pay a great deal of attention to the fans, and have influenced their characterizations before. Therefore, this would be the best way to incorporate a few elements (AKA: The Crazy Psycho, not the mass murder) of ''FanFic/{{Cupcakes}}'' into canon in a way that won't derail Pinkie, or traumatise the target audience (or the periphory for that matter).
[[WMG: Before the series ends, Pinkie Pie will lose Gummy in the stream that flows through Ponyville.]]
To find him, she gets the help of several ponies; they line up on the bank, and then drink (those that aren't thirsty still dangle their noses in the water). Gummy then does what alligators do naturally and comes to them (and latches onto the "winner's" nose).
* Alternately, somepony stops to drink, and "finds" him for her, and she trots up to thank the unfortunate "rescuer".
[[WMG: Pinkie is a "Forbidden Child."]]
[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=6165474&postcount=102 This post]] (and the subsequent ones) detail the reasons perfectly.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is just ''Pinkie Pie'', and all attempts at explaining ''how'' or ''why'' are doomed to failure.]]
* This is not WildMassGuessing, this is [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E15FeelingPinkieKeen canon]].
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is the way she is because of a traumatic childhood.]]
In the Cutie Mark Chronicles episode, she tells a story of a very traditional and strict household. Her story then takes an interesting turn where her stoic family join in her party and she explains that Equestria was established that way. The reason she says this is because the real ending of the story is too painful for her to reveal, so she automatically started telling a different story when it got to the repressed memory part.
What actually happened? She was disowned by her strict family and kicked out of the farm. She had no money and nowhere to go, but eventually she found her way to Ponyville, where they had the amazing Sugarcube Corner. She started hanging around the shop day after day, and the Cakes took a shine to her. They agreed to let her rent their loft, since she had nowhere to stay. But she didn't have a job. Or money. So they gave her a job as an apprentice. Sure they paid her mostly in sweets, but Pinkie always found ways to make ends meet. Probably as a party planner of sorts.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's parents were killed by parasprites.]]
How does Pinkie Pie immediately recognise a parasprite in "Swarm of the Century" and how did she know that they were attracted to that particular song? In the Cutie Mark Chronicles, the music that she played at her first party was the same that she used to lure the parasprites, which brought them to her parent's rock farm. There, they destroyed their ivelyhood as well as her parents (forcing her to move to ponyville), while her sisters fled elsewhere.
This is further supported by word of god that Mr. and Mrs. cake treat her 'like their daughter', even giving her a place to live and a job (unrealistically kind, even for ponies).
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration Q]] ]]
Think about it. How else could she teleport around and manifest things out of nowhere like she does?
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie knows and taught the others the [[HarryPotter Ridikulus]] spell during the pilot.]]
As Professor Lupin mentions, the key to the spell is laughter; turning your fears into something so ridiculous it's no longer scary. What could possibly help distract from your fears more than a random song-and-dance? Now consider what element Pinkie Pie represents.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is Poor.]]
According to Faust, she works for the people she rents a room from, and is partially paid in cupcakes, ad this arrangement is mostly because her employers see her as family. Her room is comparatively bare. one, albeit nice, bed, a mostly empty wardrobe, some simple furniture, a table with chairs that is likely borrowed from the bakery, and not a whole lot else. She works the equivalent of a part time job mostly to keep a roof over her head.
This is not, however, a bad thing. She is perfectly happy with her life. She doesn't care that she doesn't have much, as she's perfectly happy with what little she actually has, which might explain how she manages to be so happy all the time. She is not hung up on physical possessions and being "better" than anypony else, at peace with what she is. This might explain how she can afford the balloons and the helibike in griffon the brushoff, She tends not to spend her money, so she tends to have a decent bit saved up that she never actually spends, except for big parties or similar purposes.
It could be very possible that she spend a period of time homeless, and the cakes took her in when they found out.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie Is [[MSPaintAdventures Lord English]] ]]
We know she has OffScreenTeleportation , a confirmed abilty of the First Guardians, probably one of English's as well. She's not quite sane and really what sort of OmnicidalManiac Is. Lastly, she may have utilized time travel to create equestria to her liking after being inspired by the sonic rainboom, just to ensure she'd see it in the first place.
She is also, clearly, already on the show.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie was an alcoholic]]
this is more my personal fandom then a wild guess.
[[WMG:Pinkie Pie's grandmother is Surprise]]
If she exists and its not just Pinkie being an UnreliableNarrator. She sounds suspiciously like Surprise.
* There's at least one fanfic that goes with this idea. Pinkie's mom does have a white-ish coat like Surprise. It could still work possibly (surly she visited her grandparents or vice versa when she were little). Pinkie being 1/4 Pegasus might also explain how she can keep up with Rainbow Dash. Maybe.
[[WMG:Pinkie Pie's mane straightens when she is not happy with her life in general]]
Think about it. When she lives on the rock farm, she is not happy and has no real hope of it getting better anytime soon until she sees the Sonic Rainboom, which is when her mane curls up for the first time. When she thinks she lost her friends, her mane straightens again (and she goes insane from the horrible loss).
Any other time she's not exactly happy it's for temporary, not life shattering reasons; she never gives up hope or anything. She is still happy with her life in general, and that's why her mane stays the poofy, curly mess that we all know and love.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is actually a ''horrible'' cook.]]
The only time we've actually seen her cook anything were the "Baked-bads" with Applejack and the "Cupcakes" with Applebloom. Otherwise, she's just eating or serving the food. Since Pinkie Pie didn't catch the obvious mistakes happening in both instances, it seems her instincts with cooking are a little off. She's also not terribly picky about what she eats, since she could tolerate Appleblooms "cupcakes" while the chef herself could not. Pinkie Pie is probably more the manager of the party venue side of Sugarcube Corner, since Twilight seems to have deemed the library off-limits to parties. The Cake couple have probably prepared all of the food she's served untol now.
* She may be the janitor.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie is a [[{{Warhammer40000}} tactical genius]].]]
Though she can't hide Baneblades and Titans behind lampposts, she can move incredibly fast between her hiding spots. " So there Rainbowdash was, she'd just flown across Ponyville as fast as possible, and hid from Pinkie in the bell of the school. Just as Rainbowdash was catching her breath, she realized that the bell clapper is pinkie pie! How the hell did she do that? Just a second ago she was on the other side of Ponyville in a barrel, she would have to have been some kind of tactical geni-PINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
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Rather, they're "sisters" in the sense of being female members of a formal group. Ages ago, there was a method by which normal ponies could magically become alicorns, and all alicorns were members of a mystical/religious/political group which ruled over Equestria and who took responsibility for the heavens. However, internal conflicts caused trouble and disaster, and eventually the group was whittled down until only two remained... and then, of course, one.
** Not so much. [[CaptainObvious Pinkie Pie is pink]], while her parents were gray and orange. Twilight's color is darker then either of her parents'. There seems to be some random factor to how coloring is inherited. At the very least, the princesses could also have black and white parents.
[[WMG: Celestia is a BitchInSheepsClothing]]
She invited the ponies to the Gala with the intention of humiliating themselves for her own amusement.
* She used the Elements of Harmony to banish her sister to the moon, when she could have used them to heal her, like Twilight did.
** She said outright that she didn't know what she was doing. This troper is under the impression that the power of the Elements can only be successfully wielded by six individuals with a strong connection to their traits - even a god can't harness their power alone.
* She allowed the people to believe she is the princess by divine right, when Ponyville had been previously ruled by humans (i.e. Megan's ancestors, Scorpan).
** Megan isn't even from the same universe as the ponies.
*** While I am not sure if it was made cannon, it was originally intended for to Megan be the decesendant of Pony World's former rulers. Whether or not it was, Megan herself was more or less the ruler of the Ponies.
** [[FridgeHorror Whatever happened to Megan]]?
*** On a related note, the only types of ponies in her kingdom are the ones that somewhat resemble her (the Earth ponies, the pegusi, and unicorns). What the hell happened to the Flutter ponies or the Sea ponies? [[CompleteMonster Celestia must be a fan of ethnic cleansing...]]
**** The Flutter Ponies were isolationists, they're probably living happily of Flutter Valley.
***** True, but Twilight once said that only unicorns are capable of magic, despite the Flutter ponies having powers. This could mean Flutter ponies don't exist, or that they were simply horribly massacred by Celestia.
****** From what I recall the Flutter Ponies always used their powers to counter other beings magic. In other words they didn't have magical powers, but [[AntiMagic anti-magical powers.]]
******* Which makes them all the more likely to be destroyed by Celestia.
* Finally, even inviting Twilight to live in Equestria was a gambit. Ever since Twilight arrived [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSJ1EMJ9oe8 Pinkie]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NtSbzESOXE Fluttershy]] have gone bat-shit insane, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPPqdbcVwM Rarity]] has gotten more whiny, Applejack has become [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wzSjhPkLSM less honest]], and Rainbow Dash has become less [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT_Jk744L2s loyal]], and a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSrBbsSu4XI lesbian for some reason]]. Now, they are losing the control over their elements, and Celestia has no reason to fear the elements being used on her.
* It gets worse. I am sure Celestia is also the reason [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQeAHclRK7A "Everypony Loves Derpy"]] was canned after two episodes. That jealous bitch wants to make sure she is the most loved creature in all of Equestria!
[[WMG: Princess Celestia and [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Lady Rainicorn]] are distantly related.]]
Both have royal titles, both seem to be made of rainbows to some extent. Maybe they're distant cousins. Another possible theory is Lady Rainicorn is Celestia's great-great-great etc. grand-daughter. The time-span is so long that Rainicorn's kind have lost their wings, but can still "fly" by manipulating light. Yeah, I don't have a whole lot of evidence behind this theory.
* Alternatively, Equestria is in the Crystal Dimension.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia can no longer use the Elements of Harmony]]
Princess Celestia has been the sole ruler of Equestria for 1000 years. She is a semi-divine being at least with both pegasus wings and a unicorn horn. She has subjects, worshipers and a few students but no actual friends. As such she can no longer activate the Elements of Harmony. She gets Twilight Sparkle to send her what she has learned each episode because she can't even remember what friendship is like anymore.
* It's probably more the fact that the other ponies who wielded the Elements of Harmony with her died of old age nearly a millennium ago. You probably can't get another shot at it with ReplacementGoldfish friends.
* Makes sense. Given that it seems normal ponies age, she probably [[WhoWantsToLiveForever can't sustain true friendship]] with [[MayflyDecemberRomance people she knows she will have to watch grow old and die]]. Even if she can, it's likely the emotional trauma of having to banish and imprison her own sister, or the mystic symbolism of the act itself - let's face it: regardless of how good your reasons are, banishing and imprisoning your own sister is one of the harshest, coldest things you could do - has robbed her of either the required magical ability, personal fortitude or both.
* Really, I think it was because she used them for the wrong purpose. The Elements of Harmony are meant to help two ponies understand each other and get feelings of friendship through. When that didn't work, Celestia drained their energy to give her the power to seal Nightmare Moon into the moon. However, since they were used incorrectly, they became powerless until the SecretTestOfCharacter at the Everfree forest brought forth ponies who represented the elements to properly recharge them. Now used for their proper purpose, they have regained their potency.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia used to be Princess Daymare]]
Before Nightmare turned crazy, while she still ruled the nighttime alone, her sister Daymare ruled the day.
After Nightmare was sealed in the moon, Daymare changed her name to fit with her new responsibility towards the entire celestial sphere, instead of just the daytime.
* Since her sister is named Princess Luna, and only took the name Nightmare Moon after her FaceHeelTurn, Celestia was probably named Princess Sol-something (since just Princess Sol would sound silly).
** Princess Solara?
** Soleil?
** [[SonicTheHedgehog2006 Soleanna]]? Oh god no...
** But "Celestia" is already a reference to the sun. Hell, it's one letter away from simply meaning "Of the sun."
*** As mentioned below, Celestia comes from the Latin word "caelestis", which is an adjective that means "heavenly" or "of the sky" (Sky/Heaven = caelum in Latin); it's very commonly used of Graeco-Roman divinities for obvious reasons. So Celestia's name is very appropriate given her realm of influence, benevolence, beauty and semi-divinity.
** Since the cartoon already used Spanish words, I'm guessing Celestia's original name was "[=MareSol=]".
*** Luna is not necessarily Spanish; it comes from Latin, actually, and probably Celestia's is also inspired on such language (it's not Spanish, that's a given: "celeste" is "sky blue (color)", and "celestial" is "heavenly; from the sky", neither is ''sun'')
*** I was talking about the "Cute-ceañera"
** How about "Princess Helia?"
** Maybe, being the elder sister, Celestia was always intended to be ruler of the entire night sky, aka the celestial sphere. When Luna came along (unexpectedly?) she was made ruler of the night sky, but Celestia kept the name.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia is grooming Twilight Sparkle as her replacement.]]
And, by proxy, will turn her into a flying unicorn much like herself when she proves worthy.
* Similar idea? I think the clue is in her name: Twilight is the phase in between day and night. Twilight Sparkle is intended to serve as a bridge between day and night - between Celestia and Luna.
[[WMG: Celestia plans to turn Twilight Sparkle into another winged unicorn.]]
By deliberately invoking PowerGivesYouWings. This ties into the series being MerchandiseDriven; if it sticks, fans would want/feel they have to buy a new, winged Twilight Sparkle to match the one on the show. Also, this could also provide a bit of BodyHorror for Twilight and require an adjustment period, with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy helping her learn how to fly and fearing being socially outcast based on her strange new appearance. (This being [[SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism Ponyville]], such fears would be largely unfounded.)
* That would leave us with three winged unicorns - one in charge of the day, one in charge of the night, and Twilight in charge of the time between.
** Or maybe ''stars?'' --OhShit, what does that mean for the stars that freed NMM?
* One of the animators of the show [[http://princesschuchi.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Twilight-Sparkle-188140855 has her own take.]]
** Well, her name is ''Twilight'' Sparkle. Some significance maybe?
*** Magical daughter of Luna and Celestia? (Twilight is halfway between Day and Night after all)
* Now please imagine an immortal Twilight Sparkle talking to a fully grown Spike. Isn't it both heartwarming... and terrifying?
[[WMG: The Summer Sun Celebration is Luna's birthday]]
Longest night of the year were everyone stays up, and the main reason Luna went evil-ish was everyone sleeping through the night.
* Longest DAY of the year, and it's called the summer sun festival, definitely a festival in honor of God-queen Celestia. Luna's main festival is probably Christmas, the actual longest night of the year. Some winter holidays definitely happen, and are quote "Awesome holidays".
** Why would you have your birthday party on the day of the year you have the most work to do?
** [[DidNotDoTheResearch Christmas is December 25th, the longest night of the year is December 21st.]]
*** Let's just assume that the ponies, which are presumably [[CrystalDragonJesus not Christian]], run some sort of solstice celebration on the appropriate day. And it is apparently awesome.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia wanted Nightmare Moon to escape]]
She's the one who stopped Twilight Sparkle from trying to prevent it, after all. If she was really the heartless tyrant some people seem to think she is, she'd have wanted to make sure her sister stayed locked up, not [[EasilyForgiven welcomed her back.]] My guess is that she sealed Luna away because without the sixth Element of Harmony, that's all she ''could'' do. After a thousand years of guilt and loneliness, she just wanted her sister back.
* Luna may ''have been'' the missing Element of Harmony. So, if Nightmare Moon really was controled by a seperate evil force, by taking Luna it rendered Celestia helpless to free her sister.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon didn't ''escape'' at all.]]
Nightmare Moon had an awfully ''orderly'' escape. The stars converged exactly on schedule, at a preordained date and time, and in perfect symmetry, just as the prophecy foretold, and even foreillustrated. Now, what's a simpler explanation, that somepony had a precisely accurate psychic vision that rogue stars, acting of their own agency and for no apparent reason, would assist in the escape of a, ahem, lunatic, or that ''the pony who cast the spell'' just wrote down how it would end?
Celestia, who loved her sister dearly, would not imprison her forever. She cast the spell to seal Luna in the moon, and in doing so ordained the date, time, and mechanism of her release. Knowing Luna would not listen to her, she made plans to train a protégé who could wield the Elements of Harmony and knock some sense into her wayward sister, and wrote the books of "prophecy" to facilitate that end. In essence, 1000 years wasn't a prophecy -- it was simply Nightmare Moon's sentence.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is a fusion of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.]]
This assumes that the tale (''Mare in the Moon'') was wrong to begin with, meaning that Luna doesn't become Nightmare Moon, and it was just a tale told by the winner of the fight. And the fight went like this: Princess Celestia was truly angry at Luna for something she did or tried to do, banishing her to/into the moon as punishment, possibly in a time Celestia was far less mature and understanding, and only had her power in her favor to prove herself right. Further proof is that Luna seemed to fear her, and was ''very'' sorry afterward; Celestia must have been a ''monster'' when mad, but Luna truly loves her big sister.
And as for how is Nightmare Moon a fusion of the sisters, it's all in Celestia's disappearance and reappearance times: she disappears after being a confirmed appearance at Ponyville for the celebration and right under their eyes, and reappears after the burst of rainbow and light caused by the elements, freeing the sun. Also, it's awfully convenient that Nightmare Moon put Twilight Sparkle and friends under the precise circumstances to produce the Elements of Harmony later on...
* While that does address Celestia's disappearance and the tests, it should be noted that Nightmare Moon, iirc, mentions "her sister," rather than just "Celestia."
** Maybe Nightmare Moon is a fusion of Celestia and Luna with Luna's personality being dominant. If Celestia's personality dominates, we get a completely different being: A merciless sun threatening to turn everything into desert. So essentially, when they both fuse, they don't produce a mix of both characters, but one is always dominant and it's aspect is amplified to it's extreme while the other is suppressed.
** Celestia's appearance changed when she started ruling over both night and day. With Celestia banished, Nightmare Moon is ruling over both day and night. Perhaps Celestia, with her power stolen, looks more like Princess Luna does now? We've only seen them when they were each ruling only their own domain except in the stylized intro to the first episode.
[[WMG: Celestia rules Equestria with an iron hoof.]]
Through careful application of her own skilled magic, which lets her manipulate the earth and heavens, she has created a rather dystopian monarchy. Under Celestia's rule, a caste system has formed; a matriarchal hierarchy has been put into place, where the magical unicorns outrank the flying pegasi, and everybody is above the average, non-magical ponies. Celestia herself is above everything: A goddess incarnate, she appears as a winged unicorn, a completely unique creature beyond the powers of nearly everything around her, save for the Elements of Harmony, a strange magic beyond her control. In this story, Celestia has groomed Twilight, a talented young bookworm, as her "student," and discreetly tasked her with analysis of the power of friendship magic, something Celestia has never controlled. At the end of every episode, a loyal, naive Twilight writes to Celestia with her findings on the magic of friendship. (It should be noted that this troper is not a follower of the older series; if this is a restatement of some other canon description of the caste system and power-hungry princess, please leave a comment.)
* The escape of Nightmare Moon was just an elaborate ploy - she either never existed to begin with, or if Celestia was benign back then and the story is actually true, is still imprisoned on the Moon. Celestia wanted to exploit the Elements of Harmony, but genuine friendship was required to power them up from their inert state, something which she either never understood or has forsaken long ago. So she faked the escape of Nightmare Moon, and put the ponies through a series of carefully planned obstacles to bring out their respective elements. When the ponies defeated the illusionary Nightmare Moon, she took the Elements with her for "safekeeping". She keeps putting up a good face for the cast because their friendship might be needed again should the Elements go inert, and so they aren't used against her before she figures out how to seize their power.
* All the other ponies think that the legend of Luna was just a myth. This means that Celestia has been lying about what happened for 1000 years, denying that her sister ever really existed or that she was ever not in complete control of the heavens. Twilight only finds out about this by poking around in the royal library, after which she is tricked into exiling herself. The entire pony society is designed as a "Brave New World" structure where nature is artificial and everypony is kept busy, preventing political unrest. The one place we know of that is outside of her control is called 'Everfree' Forest for goodness sakes!
[[WMG: In the pilot, Princess Celestia wrote her letter to Twilight in advance.]]
She responded very quickly, and the response is a little vague, never mentioning Nightmare Moon at all.
* In the next episode after the pilot, Ticket Master, one of the ponies actually says "that was fast!" when Princess Celestia immediately responded to Twilight's mail with a letter containing extra tickets.
** In Ticket Master, it's rather obvious that Celestia deliberately sent only two tickets as a test for Twilight.
[[WMG: Twilight is Celestia's daughter... kind of.]]
Long before the rebellion of princess Luna, and possibly before Celestia became so powerful, Celestia had a daughter who was killed in some sort of magic related accident. A dragon attempted to save her, but received mortal wounds in the process. When Celestia finally reached the two, they were already doomed. In a stunning display of arcane magic, Celestia cast their souls to be reincarnated some day. The spell could only guarantee reincarnation in some way. the time until the reincarnation, the location, and the heritage were all uncontrollable, though because she set both the dragon and her daughter to be reincarnated in the same spell, the two were bound by destiny in their next life. Fast forward at least a thousand years, and Twilight turns up in an orphanage, And a dragon egg turns up at the royal palace in Canterlot. Spike, as a dragon with strange properties, remembers his past life and retains most of his knowledge, including the events of his and his destiny to guard Twilight, making him surprisingly intelligent for an infant dragon. Twilight is taken under the guardianship of Celestia in private, where either directly as an adoptive mother or indirectly as a teacher and mentor, she is raised by Celestia.
* Taken directly from a fanfic.
** Well, the whole "Twlight is an orphan" part's been {{Jossed}} now. Doesn't leave out the reincarnation part, though.
*** Her parents might have been committed to a mental health hospital after the entrance exam, which could technically make her an orphan.
**** It still doesn't rule out the possibility Twilight being descended from Celestia somehow (or perhaps being the descendant of the original wielders of the Elements of Harmony).
* ...Link please?
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle is Princess Celestia's avatar]]
Because the Princess can't use the Elements of Harmony anymore she imbued a newborn filly with some of her essence in time for Nightmare Moon's release.
* What her friends are depends on whether Celestia had help the first time.
** If she did have help they're reincarnations of Celestia's group of friends.
** If not, they are also her avatars. She split her essence into portions corresponding to the six Elements. This also explains how they all got their cutie marks on the same day, triggered by the same event.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is Derpy.]]
Luna is just a fall pony tricked into believing she did the deed. Ever notice how Derpy seems to show up everywhere? That's because she's watching, looking for weaknesses in the Elements of Harmony and preparing her next master plan.
* That's why she dropped all that stuff at Twilight at one point in "Feeling Pinkie Keen". She wanted to destroy the sixth element.
** If not Nightmare moon herself, definately, a henchman... hench pony.
[[WMG: Luna is currently working to try and improve her image.]]
Fans have speculated that Luna is busy taking her duties of controlling the night again. Now, there's no reason for her not too, but assuming that works the same as Celestia's magic, she should be able to go with her during princess duties. (Like say, she should have been there during "Swarm of the Century" and "Sonic Rainboom.") This is because Luna understands that she's spent a thousand years as one of Equestria's boogeyponies, and even a pardon from Celestia won't change that opinion overnight. (And even if it did, Luna would probably want to redeem herself anyway, assuming that she's TheAtoner.) Luna is currently traveling Equestria, doing as many good deeds as she can. She may or may not be using her Nightmare Moon form for this, mostly because Nightmare Moon would make a good [[{{Batman}} Batpony.]]
[[WMG: Princess Celestia is actually Amaterasu in a horse incarnation]]
Princess C controls the sun, and her servants directly manipulate the plants, weather, animals, and seasons. In {{Okami}}, Amaterasu was shown to be able to do most if not all these things. They are also both female, white with physical characteristic unlike regular versions of their species, and act as rulers, either as goddess or princess. They even look kind of alike, if you replace Amaterasu's fire with a rainbow, as seen here [[http://angrybeegaming.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/okami-the-movie-20070112041935217.jpg]] and here [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101202132554/mylittleponyhub/images/4/4d/PrincessCelestia.png]]
* Horses are also sacred to Amaterasu. I mean the real mythological one, not the video game one.
* There is also Kazegami, the god of wind, who is a part of game!Amaterasu and is a horse.
* [[http://vertrev.deviantart.com/art/Amaterasu-Pony-SCANNED-203230214?q=gallery%3Avertrev%2F29240005&qo=7]] i think she incanated by her own
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon and Princess Luna are not the same pony.]]
'Nightmare Moon' is actually a sort of magical symbiote that manipulated Princess Luna's jealousy and resentment to control her. She was the blue mist that was impeding the groups journey through the Everfree Forest, and she feeds off of negative emotion, which is why she wanted it to be eternally night - so she could feed off of Equestria's fear. She's not as powerful on her own, though, which is why she had to take control of other things, or create illusions, instead of just outright stopping the ponies. As for why she didn't use princess Luna's magic, She could still control Luna when they were first released and the resentment for locking her away was still strong, but after 1,000 years alone Princess Luna missed her sister too much for Nightmare Moon to control her, until the ponies got close and Luna was afraid of being trapped again.
* Aw, man, you stole my idea! I'm writing a fic about this. I propose that the Nightmare entity could only magnify Luna's natural bitterness and resentment, and isn't actually intelligent; Luna was the one turning into blue mist, but Nightmare was the one causing her to berserk. I believe the black armor laying around Luna after the rainbow attack was the Nightmare entity's physical form -- it was evaporating into blue mist. It may not be dead...
** Expanding on this, who have we met who has natural power with magic, is feeling jealous and resentful towards a member of the main cast, would leap at the chance for more power, and is something of an [[EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Darkpony]]? I'm guessing sometime in the future we'll see the rise of The Great and Powerful Nightmare Trixie.
** Assuming that the Nightmare entity is sort of like the [[SpiderMan Venom Symbiote,]] then wouldn't it gravitate towards Twilight as a host? Raw magical talent, with two dozen spells at her disposal, and she's being buttered up by Celestia for some reason. Draw a couple parallels, pull a couple threads, and I'm sure you can find a story...
*** Well, at the time, Celestia was closing in. It was defeated and weakened by the Elements of Harmony. Had it attempted to take over Twilight, it likely would have been destroyed by Celestia when she came. Alternatively, it could only be able to effect certain ponies like Luna due to her bitterness.
* This idea makes way too much sense. It helps explain the EasilyForgiven aspect of Celestia's reaction. It also fits right in with the Magical Girl genre that the pilot seemed to be evoking.
* Apparently [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1919056941 confirmed]] by {{WordOfGod}}
** And Luna spent a thousand years on the moon trapped inside that...''creature'', for what it did while controlling her. [[AccidentalNightmareFuel Nightmare]] fuel indeed. And that's not even a pun; I can't think of anything more horrible.
* I'm going to take this guess one step further: The evil force that turned Princess Luna into Nightmare Moon is none other than... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CnOysetlQw THE SMOOZE]].
* It has to be said. The entity that possessed Luna was of course [[HPLovecraft Nyarlathotep]]
[[WMG: Celestria and Luna are not responsible for raising the Sun and Moon....]]
....they are instead responsible for rotating the planet; assuming the sun is still 1.3 million times the size of the planet, it's a less impressive feat than actually moving the sun, but still godlike. This is the ONLY power ANY of the ponies have that are far reaching outside of Equesteria if the previous WMGs above are correct, with Celestria being forced to do double duty after Luna was imprisoned during her FaceHeelTurn.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are refered to as Princesses because they actually are Princesses.]]
It's not just because girl focused cartoons generally have princesses instead of queens, it's because these two {{physical God}}s, while ruling the kingdom, are still relatively lower ranking members of the local pantheon. The king and queen (or kings or queens) are either their parents or grandparents depending on how old they are and how high up they are on the Pantheon's food chain, are the creator gods, and, as this is a Hasbro property, may be this universe's manifestation of Primus and Unicron.
* So the Creator Ponies are this universe's incarnation of the [[CainAndAbel two eternally fighting brother entities]]. [[FridgeLogic Wait...]] So Mom and Dad [[BelligerentSexualTension fight a lot]] before [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar going to their room]] [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean to "rest" for a few hours]]?
* It seems that with the mythology theme pervading the series the creator gods are probably equine versions of [[GreekMythology Gaia and Oranos]].
* Then again, there could be a much more mundane reason for the titles; after all, a princess generally has to marry a prince in order to be considered a queen. Since Celestia and Luna both appear single, it makes sense that they'd retain their current titles (makes one wonder exactly what marrying one of them would entail, though, assuming it's even ''possible''...).
* Or it could be a buffer from Celestia to maintain her humbleness. While she is a God and quite likely the mightiest being in the Verse (probably second to old Luna [she ''did'' need the elements of Harmony to defeat her]), she realized that even a God can become drunk with power and adoration or the lack of it. So she declared herself a princess, ''a power to be'' instead of a Queen/Empress, who already has absolute power and created the entire Monarchy to divide ruling and responsibility and to mantain a tight check in her ever since.
[[WMG: Celestia is properly Princeps, not Princess]]
Equestria has overtones of rome, at least the royal palace does. Celestia rules not because of her birthright, but because she is the first among equals. She's called a princess in the show because kids wouldn't know what a princeps is.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia plans on turning Twilight Sparkle into a Pegasus Unicorn by taking over her body]]
The reason why the Princess has lived so long is that she takes over her student's body once every thousand years. The whole Nightmare Moon story is a setup to find a proper vessel and the Elements of Harmony is the final test of the worthiness of that vessel. Luna is in on because being sealed up in the moon means she doesn't have to parasitically take over another pony's body.
* Why does this remind me of DragonAgeOrigins? =)
* Perhaps Luna is so young because she did the same before she was sealed in the moon, and shortly after Celestia takes Twilight's body, she would be sealed in the sun. The seal wasn't actually a punishment, but rather a cosmic arrangement - right after the Princess takes a body, they are heroically sealed away by their sibling for a long time so all the subjects will forget. Nightmare Moon was just a temporary form of PowerIncontinence after being sealed for so long.
[[WMG: Night Mare Moon's one thousand year imprisonment on the moon was a Karmic punishment.]]
When she first revealed her plans to make the night last forever, she said, "The moon is the only thing you'll see for a thousand years!"
[[WMG: Princess Celestia went through a tyrannical phase, but [[CharacterDevelopment grew out of it]].]]
She's had over a thousand years to grow and change. The trauma of having to fight her own sister and ultimately sealing her away, meaning she ''also'' had to shoulder responsibility for manipulating the moon on top of the sun, ''reallllly'' didn't help. On top of that, if she had friends fighting alongside her to help wield the other Elements of Harmony, she had to [[WhoWantsToLiveForever watch them grow old and die]] while she kept on living, continuing her duties with no end in sight. So she found ways to... '''cope'''. Some healthier than others.
However, she eventually [[HeelRealization realized she had become]] [[NotSoDifferent distressingly similar to]] Nightmare Moon. Despite presenting a pretty and idealistic image to her subjects, inwardly she had grown cold and detached, viewing them as mere ''subjects'' where once she would have counted some of them as ''friends''. She also came to understand the sort of bitter loneliness and frustration that led to her sister's betrayal in the first place. Gradually, Celestia grew from [[TheWomanWearingTheQueenlyMask wearing the queenly mask]] into an honestly benevolent ruler. With Luna's return, she hopes to reconnect with her as well and hopefully keep her from falling back into the same pitfalls and temptations.
[[WMG: The way everyone acted toward Celestia in "A Bird in the Hoof" is a veiled parody of [[CreatorWorship how the fandom acts towards Lauren Faust]].]]
With perhaps some parody of "Celestia is a tyrant" WMG's thrown in.
[[WMG: Luna acquired her Nightmare Moon form and powers through a FaustianBargain with a villain that will play a large role in season 2.]]
[[WMG: Princess Celestia has a [[{{Dune}} Bene Gesserit]] style breeding program that produced Twilight Sparkle]]
She bred her and Luna's bloodlines over the past millennium to produce a pony that could defeat Nightmare and/or become her successor. Twilight's friends could have been bred as well, probably descendants of Celestia's mortal friends.
* Did she really do this just to defeat Nightmare? Or is there some even greater threat yet to come? That said, I like this theory. It opens up some very interesting possibilities for Crossover Fanfiction. I for one like to consider a combination of this guess with my guessing above that Equestria is a plane of [[MagicTheGathering Dominia]].
** ''Just'' to defeat Nightmare? Keep in mind that not only is Princess Luna her sister, without her Celestia has to control night and day and be on duty all the time. Even an evil Princess Celestia would view finally having some ''time off'' after a thousand years as a very high priority.
*** Maybe she's supposed to be the pony Kwisatz Haderach too?
[[WMG: Celestia is slowly overtaking Twilight]]
Remember the line from the opening: I have always wondered what friendship could be. This does not describe twilight, because as we saw in the pilot, she was quite dismissive of the concept. But it's still said with her voice, so how could this be? Easy; Celestia is supplanting Twilight, so she can properly understand friendship.
* Wait, so Celestia is possessing Twilight?
[[WMG: Luna won't be at the Grand Galloping Gala because she'll be busy working.]]
The Gala is on the 21st of an unmentioned month. The 21st of December is the longest night of the year. The episode that takes place during the Gala is titled "The Best '''''Night''''' Ever" (emphasis mine). Coincidence? Perhaps not.
* Well if Luna's job involves more than just raising the moon, than she may have been busy that (and every other) night. But judging by the lack of snow, I don't think it was December 21st.
[[WMG: When she had the Elements of Harmony, Celestia's element was Laughter.]]
Besides 'Trollestia,' there's the fact she does laugh a lot, the way she makes fun of her subjects being overly adoring and attentive with the tea, the fact her pet/friend Philemena is such a troll... However, a thousand years without her sister for company [[WhoWantsToLiveForever after her friends died]], the strain of looking after a kingdom 24/7 instead of half the time and having to control both day and night have worn on her. Now that her sister is back and Twilight Sparkle's adventures seem to be making her feel young again, she will start acting more like Pinkie Pie as she returns to her old self.
* It's possible that Luna was one of the wielders of the Elements along with Celestia. If so, her element was Generosity: the feeling that her gift was rejected was what left her open to Nightmare Moon.
** If Luna was a carrier of one of the elements of harmony, then how was it possible for the elements to be used? Because Luna's elements was Loyalty, and in the end, Luna was able to break through Nightmare Moon just long enough to use the elements of harmony against herself, preferring to banish herself than betray Equestria.
** This is interesting. I had assumed that Celestia's element was Magic. But this is indeed not as self-evident as it may seem.
*** I'd bet Celestia's element was Magic, specially since Magic = Friendship here, and it's clear Celestia values that a lot considering how much she wants Twilight to learn about it. As for Laughter, couldn't Philemena be the holder of it? Also, I'd agree that Nightmare Moon's element might have been Loyalty.
* Another alternative: Maybe Celestia combines ''all'' elements, but that wasn't always the case. Think of it: It is true that she embodies Laughter, but she also embodies Loyalty, Honesty, Kindness and Generosity. Maybe if someone who is a Wielder of an Element dies, his or her personality doesn't just vanish, but somehow "merges" with the personalities of her friends. In the end, when only one body remains, we have the "souls" of all wielders united as one person, in one body, who then ascends to the semi-Godhood of a Pegasus Unicorn form. This would also prevent the UnfortunateImplications of WhoWantsToLiveForever and of Celestia having outlived all her friends: she hasn't, they're always present within her, as a part of her. Also, one might consider the possibility that Celestia and her friends never had the sixth element. It was hidden as a spark within Twilight after all. So, in her, the personalities of only five wielders are united. If this happens to the wielders of all six elements, the result will be a ''literal'' Goddess. (Or something like that.)
** Or perhaps she ''does'' embody all six and is attempting to create another goddess, as in the Mane cast are being set up so they'll merge.
** Has anyone written a fanfic like that? Because I'm getting the urge to write a DeathFic with a "happy" ending for [[FanFic/BitterSweet some reason]].
** There's a pair of stories where an Evil!Twilight, at Evil!Celestia's urging, attempts to kill off all the other bearers so she can take over their elements, but I've never seen one that took a "happy" spin on the concept.
** Funny, I always got the idea that Celestia could use all the Elements of Harmony singlehandely, if not with the same might, thanks to be a god. And that's why she could only seal Nightmare Moon in to the moon instead of completely reforming her sister.
[[WMG: The sun was not Celestia's original cutie mark.]]
When the mane six get their magical jewelry during the Elements of Harmony sequence, the gems match their cutie marks. This may mean that Celestia's original cutie mark, before some NoodleIncident we'll never see, was that purple diamond set into her armor/harness and crown.
* The founders of Equestria must have had the ability to change their cutie marks at will, using them as a quick way to show what their jobs or interests were without having to say anything. Centuries of genetic drift stunted the ability to the point where the latest generations can't control it at all and have never heard of anyone who could.
** In addition to that, Celestia might not be her original name. Considering Luna=Moon, wouldn't something like Solaris make more sense? She could have took the name Celestia after taking over her sister's responsibilities to reflect her new position as in charge of the two celestial bodies.
[[WMG: Spark-per-spark, Luna is more powerful a magic user than Celestia.]]
When Luna, as Night Mare Moon, enacted her rebellion, her magic was strong enough to block Celestia from rising the sun. Luna herself was so powerful, Celestia had to resort to an external source, the elements of harmony, just to be able to contain her. This, of course, assuming Night Mare Moon was a fabrication of her own magic, and not an external source as well.
* Possibly correct. Magic would seem to fit the lunar portfolio better than the solar one. On the other hoof, maybe it's just easier to hold everything still than to force the Sun to rise.
** Even if it was easier to hold the celestial position, it still took effort to do so under contest from another force. So since Celestia at her 100% full undivided power was not enough on its own to even subdue a distracted Luna, the point still stands.
** Alternately, Luna was able to block Celestia's magic not because of raw power, but because of [[ElementalRockPaperScissors metaphysical Rock-Paper-Scissors]]: the moon has the ability to block the sun, while the sun can only make the moon shine brighter.
** Alternately, it could be a simply case of WeakButSkilled. While Celestia is stronger than Luna, she had not only far more control with her power and knew thousand of different battle spells (like a proto battle wizard), but thanks to the inherent "propieties" of the Moon with the Planet, she could alter far more direct and profound Equestria that Celestia ever could.
[[WMG: Celestia doesn't want to be a Princess]]
"Bird in the Hoof" seemed to be invoking a bit of StopWorshippingMe. Maybe she just happened to be an immortal unicorn-pegasus who could control the sun and unintentionally attracted a throng of worshippers who insisted she rule them (and she chose the title "Princess" because she didn't like "God-Empress").
* Which could tie into the ones suggesting that she's grooming Twilight to be her successor.
* It also means Luna had little reason to be jealous.
** She was jealous of the attention the day gets, not of Celestia herself.
* She doesn't seem to stand on protocol very heavily, does she? That said, she did have guards on the door, and doesn't do much to discourage formalities in other situations. More likely, the brunch was intended to be a relaxed event where Celestia could meet and get to know her star student's friends and acquaintences. Why else would she be in Ponyville in the first place?
** Well, the brunch may have been an apology for having to cancel her appearance due to the parasprite invasion in Phillydelphia.
** She pretty much arranged for Twilight's friends to trash the stuffy Grand Galloping Gala.
** She could be simply just tired of it. Maybe after a thousand years of the same genuflection and adoration, not to mention whatever adoration she had before, it had gone tedious and boring to the point of insanity. And she had found in Twlights and her friends scapegoats, from her letters where she lives vicariously to the fac that since they are the Elemental wearers, allow her a lot of political protection and support; hence why they could destroy the Grand Galloping Gala without repercussion.
[[WMG: Celestia invented the Sonic Rainboom.]]
Only two Ponies have rainbow coloured hair and Dash said the move was a legend before she proved it could be done. Given Celestia's age (and the apparent inability of ponies to record history) it is possible that she came up with the move when she was young and impulsive but stopped using it, perhaps due to the trauma of her sister going nuts, causing it to fall into myth.
* Celestia's version probably wasn't as impressive as Dash's version would be, since Celestia's hair only has four colors while Dash's has the full six.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon's evil isn't gone or destroyed.]]
It was absorbed by the Mane Cast and it is corupting them. Every time one of them feels extreme rage or acts crazy, it is because of the same power that was corupting Luna. And this DarkSide is growing stronger...
[[WMG: Luna occupied her thousand year sentence on the moon by building.]]
Between her powerful magic, unlimited building materials, and centuries of free time, Luna eventually took up building while on the moon. At first simple structures for practice, perhaps a small village of houses built out of moon dust. With generations of experience, she began larger projects. skyscrapers, statues. Eventually, setting her sights on something to call her MagnumOpus, a gigantic temple built out of large, intricately carved moonstones. Sprawling for miles in all directions with fully glassed windows made from fired moon dust and shaped like a giant unicorn head visible from earth, it became her home for the rest of her sentence.
Unfortunately, gravity back on terra firma made all her building experience worthless when she returned, as everything she learned to build would collapse under its own weight in Equestria.
* [[DontExplainTheJoke So basically]], she spent a thousand years playing MineCraft.
** Some people could happily play MineCraft for 1,000 years. It's ''that'' addictive.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was actually Princess Luna's nightmare (building on the idea, above, that the two are not the same pony). Also, who ''is'' Princess Celestia, anyway?]]
Luna was very jealous, but unable to bring herself to upset The Harmony to do anything about it. Denying her feelings, she pushed them down until they gave her bad dreams, and finally Nightmare became strong enough to take over. This essentially means Luna was ''sick'', not evil, which agrees with the show's WhiteAndGreyMorality. When Luna said she was sorry, it wasn't for what Nightmare almost did, but that she hid her feelings and created her ([[FridgeHorror although it hasn't been stated in the show, lets assume that she was getting therapy on the Moon instead of just locked in a closet]]).
* Interestingly, if this guess is correct, then the Celestia we see may not be the ''real'' Celestia, either, but actually a daydream (a thankfully happy one).
[[WMG: We'll get an episode where the main cast joins Luna on a trip to the moon.]]
It'll involve a lot of soul searching for Luna and the main ponies forgiving her. Also, we'll probably get to meet Luna's [[CompanionCube moon rock buddies.]] The reason for the trip? I dunno.
* [[RuleOfCool You need a reason?]]
** In the same episode, Pinkie pie will befriend a hyper, sentient satellite. Who may actually be space core.
[[WMG: Princess Luna will become a villain again.]]
Because nothing has changed. In a climactic [[MotiveRant motive rant]], the lack of her being mentioned at all through Season 1 will become a plot point, showing how the ponies still don't appreciate her even when appropriate (such as during the meteor shower), as well as the number of events that Celestia attended but she wasn't able to (since she has to sleep during the day). Adding onto that will be an accusation leveled at Celestia, a completely accurate one: that she only ever talked about things and never actually ''did'' anything to resolve their problems. This will lead into the lesson that attempts at reasoning and offers of friendship are not always enough - you have to actively solve problems rather than trying to convince people to ignore them.
[[WMG: Twilight is actually more powerful than the Princesses... potentially.]]
The Princesses' most powerful magic remains centered around their cutie marks, just as for most unicorns. The powers Luna showed (as Nightmare Moon) all have thematic associations with the moon: shapeshifting (lycanthropes), illusion (lunacy), weather (tides) and teleportation (gravity). If this idea held, Celestia's powers would revolve around light, heat and fertility [[hottip:*:[[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Did you know?]] The equine reproductive cycle is triggered by how much sunlight they're exposed to!]]. This would explain how Twilight was able to do more with the Elements of Harmony than she was, and why she'd get sent to solve problems that the Princess would otherwise be better suited to handle herself (as in Dragonshy).
[[WMG: In "Swarm of the Century", Princess Celestia knew ''exactly'' what was going on.]]
It seems unlikely that Equestria's ruler wouldn't know what a parasprite is, given how dangerous those creatures can be. And she probably saw that Ponyville was in trouble from the air. When she saw [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal polka-playing Pinkie Pie's parasprite parade]] go by, she put two and two together and, figuring they had everything in hand, used having to go to Fillydelphia to let the ponies save face and get to work rebuilding the town.
[[WMG: By sending Twilight to Ponyville to get some friends, Celestia also tries to find new friends herself, "by proxy" if you will.]]
The ''real'' reason why Celestia cannot just find new friends herself is that nearly all other ponies behave completely subservient to her, as seen when Mr. and Mrs. Cake kept refilling her tea cup in "Bird in the Hoof", and you cannot build a friendship on that. So, by sending her "faithful student" to find some friends, she hopes that those friends might eventually also become friends to ''herself''.
[[WMG: Princess Luna was Nightmare Moon!]]
I know it sounds like a ''crazy'' conspiracy theory, but think of it, my fellow ponies! Celestia introduced her sister of which we have ''never'' heard before to us ''right'' after Nightmare Moon appeared, and then mysteriously vanished again. Isn't that a ''strange'' coincidence? And she gave her responsibility for the ''moon''. The ''moon'', don't you get it? I tell you, there's some crazy conspiracy going on behind our backs, fellow ponies! So, never stop asking questions! The truth is out there!
* Er... is this a joke? Everyone already knows Nightmare Moon was Luna overtaken by her own jealousy, and what Twilight did with the Elements of Harmony was free her from what she had become.
** Oh my... yes, this is a joke. Normally I'd say DontExplainTheJoke, but here we go. Of course, we viewers ''know'' that this is true, but this was supposed to be written not from the point of view of us viewers, but of some pony from Ponyville. Think of it that way: We viewers also know that none of the ponies from Ponyville even knew the name Nightmare Moon before the incident, and even Twilight was surprised to hear that Nightmare Moon was Celestia's sister (although she had just read it in a book one episode earlier). When Celestia and Luna return to Ponyville after the Nightmare Moon incident had been resolved, Celestia just introduces her sister to the other ponies without even mentioning that Luna was Nightmare Moon. She just says something like "This is my sister Luna". So some of the common ponies might come up with such weeeeird conspiracy theories... which, as we viewers know, ''happen'' to be the truth.
*** Even though Twilight Sparkle read that Nightmare Moon was the sister of the unicorn that raised the sun, she may very well not have known that Celestia was that unicorn. The book only said that the elder sister "took on responsibility for both sun and moon" and that harmony had been maintained in Equestria for generations. It never said that it was the same pony doing the maintaining.
**** Fair enough. Also, this sort of supports my overall point.
[[WMG: Prince Blueblood will return in Season 2 as a StalkerWithACrush[=/=]LadyKillerInLove]]
Blueblood seems like the kind of guy who's used to having the mares fawn over him and do him favors. Rarity seemed like just another fangirl for him to exploit, but she proved to be as stubborn and willful as he. After she told Blueblood off and ran away, he'll probably become obsessed with [[ILoveYouBecauseICantControlYou the one woman he wasn't able to keep wrapped around his hoof]] and try to woo her (unsuccessfully).
[[WMG: During the Gala, Luna was hiding as part of a plot by Celestia to liven up the Gala in case Twilight and co. couldn't.]]
Celestia managed to convince Luna of the wonders of trolling, and the two hatched a plan: if Twilight and her friends were unable to liven up the party sufficiently, then Luna would stage a return of Nightmare Moon. Then one thing would lead to another and they'd have a great laugh about it afterwards.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia planned ''everything'']]
She's trying to teach Twilight (and maybe her friends too) everything about friendship for one or more of the previously mentioned reasons and the entire season so far has gone ''Exactly as planned''.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia had her own party crashed so she could finally be casual with Twilight's friends]]
Throughout the season she has attempted to meet ponyville casually, attempting to be treated like a normal citizen and trying to really get to know Twilight's friends. Every time beforehand, her attempts were ruined by either circumstance or citizens taking her "casual" visit far too seriously, making her nigh unapproachable to them. After Twilight and her friends regrouped fully shamed at the doughnut shop, Celestia sincerely thanked them for screwing around with the aristocracy and in general making the night fun for once, making her appear as less a goddess or royalty, and more as just another pony. After the credits rolled, Celestia spent hours with the mane cast in the shop as a peer in their eyes and in the process she made some of the first real friends after hundreds of years of the aristocracy sucking up to her in canterlot.
[[WMG: Relating to the above, Celestia will be more candid with the mane cast in season 2.]]
With the mane cast being friends on a personal level, and Luna able to fill in for her days off, Celestia will occasionally sneak out of Canterlot. Either disguised for a day with her friends, or just quickly popping into the library undisguised for a short visit. Though she will be more personable and commonly occurring, she will still have the same effect on the viewer as she did in season one because of how understated her appearances will be when casually showing up.
[[WMG: Celestia trained all those animals in the Gala to specifically avoid [[FriendToAllLivingThings Fluttershy]] and [[BerserkButton make her mad]].]]
Since Celestia has proven herself to be a grade-A {{troll}} throughout the series, I wouldn't put it past her to do that.
** After the Philomena incident, I wouldn't be the least surprised. And she '''''did''''' want Twilight's friends to liven up the Gala.
[[WMG: Season 2 will open with Celestia vanishing.]]
Prince Blueblood will step in and start shaky before everything gets under control. Then Twilight and the other five meet a duo of other ponies who turn out to be unicorn!Celestia and pegasus!Luna (Not unicorn AND pegeasus) in more 'civilian' forms. Celestia so she can take a vacation, and Luna so she can get some friends. Celestia will find out at the end of the episode that Blueblood actually has a knack for keeping stuff together, and assign him through letter to take care of everything, so he can learn to rule in case she ever has to handle something far away (read: decides she wants to slack off). The morale will be that friends come in all sizes and roles.
* That or because Celestia and Luna are responsible for raising the sun and moon respectively the Equestrian Empire will fall and a literal Dark Age will be upon them all.
** I sincerely doubt that Celestia (who's been handling both for a long time) would forget about that. She'd probably take off, handle it, then get back to being just another pony.
* As a little in-joke, the princesses' civilian identities will recycle old pony names such as "Star Catcher" and "Moon Dancer".
[[WMG: Princess Luna has been spending the first season FIGHTING CRIME!]]
Batmare!
[[WMG: In "The Best Night Ever," Celestia had another reason for going to the donut shop: saving the ponies.]]
Shortly after the Gala was ruined, warrants were put out for the arrest of the main cast. (Or at least some of them: Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy were probably the ones that caused the most damage.) While the ponies were telling Spike about what had happened, the police (or city guards, same difference) were amassing outside the shop and ready to bust in and arrest them. Celestia intervened, gave the cast a royal pardon, and assured the police that she would deal with the situation personally.
* Incidentally, when the warrants were first put out, Celestia was too busy handling the fallout of the Gala to deal with it or even learn about them at first.
* It seems her plan to use them to energize the Gala [[GoneHorriblyRight went horribly right]].
* Princess Celestia has probably issued several pardons for the chaos the main cast has caused over the series, as she needs them to continue serving as her secret commandos.
[[WMG: The reason Princess Luna wasn't at the Grand Galloping Gala was...]]
She simply didn't want to go. Let's consider that Celestia remarked that the Gala is "Always terrible", and it seems to be a stuffy posh event of the obnoxious aristocracy. It's likely that...
* These ponies might have been [[JerkAss very cruel]] to poor Princess Luna
* Unlike Celestia, Luna had no reason to be there. Celestia was expected, to greet everypony who entered. Luna was under no such obligation.
** To make up for her absence, Pinkie will throw Luna a much better party, Pinkie Pie style
*** A Pinkie Pie party for Luna? Sounds reasonable to me. Especially if Luna ends up spending a lot of time with the mane cast in season 2.
* Celestria prank: during that night Luna was busy to make all her Moon God job quick and go to bed so she can rest befor Gala next day, but after she wake up she find note from her sister (sended when Luna was asleep) telling that Celestria move Gala on this night just Luna, so Luna learn about this after Gala.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is magically aged-up version of Luna.]]
WordOfGod states that Luna is not fully grown yet and that her adult form will look less like Nightmare Moon, which means that NMM is a warped version of her future self. When she tried to rebel, she thought that the ponies did not respect her and her night because she was the younger sister, so she used magic to make herself older. Unfortunately, the magic enhanced the negative aspects of her personality. Thus, the elements of harmony were needed to counteract the negative personality to bring her back to normal.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia is secretly a Kamen Rider.]]
Well, she has a sibling who reappeared with a name relating to darkness and the moon. [[KamenRiderBlack And she's associated with the sun...]]
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was an EldritchAbomination born of Luna's jealousy.]]
The reason she could overwhelm Celestia was due to being possessed by a horror which seized her in a moment of weakness and made her sublimely powerful. Only the Elements of Harmony could seal the horror back up and free Luna. (Admittedly this is one I used for a fanfic...)
[[WMG: A twofer: Luna and Celestia aren't ponies, but horses; horses are basically "cave ponies."]]
Celestia and Luna achieved goddesshood before the rise of ponies, and bred/induced intelligent ponies from horse stock. Horses have either gone extinct, outbred and outclassed by the intelligent and magical ponies, or they are much rarer now and used as pets or servants. Actually suggesting that the Princesses are divine horses is likely to get accusations of blasphemy flung about unless you're in the right crowd. Celestia doesn't mind being called a horse (she is!), Luna is still a little self-conscious about it.
* We see horses at the beginning of "The Best Night Ever", and they're apparently not even intelligent beings.
** You mean the mice Twilight turned into horses? Those hardly count. They seemed to still have the brains of mice.
[[WMG: Princess Celestia and [[MyLittlePony Megan]] are AlternateUniverse counterparts to each other.]]
It was previously suggested that Megan and Celestia were the same person/pony, but was Jossed since Celestia and Luna have no siblings. Furthermore, since G1 Twilight is Twlight Sparkle's mom, she'd have to be around the same age as Celestia and Luna. However, having them be the same pony/person from different universes would resolve these issues.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the founders of all three pony races]]
These two are the only winged unicorns in the (apparent) world, and being at least 1,000 years old, they are also the oldest. One day, they decided to braid their manes together, The very second the manes touched, out tumbled the first pegasus, earth pony, and unicorn. That is how the first generation came into being, but once Luna was banished, Celestia had to instruct the ponies on how to do it "the other way".
[[WMG: Celestia arraigned a marriage between Twilight Sparkle and Prince Blueblood]]
Neither pony knows it yet, but Celestia intends for the two of them to marry and produce a foal of noble birth (Blueblood's part) and immense magical powers (Twilight's part). Then this foal will become the next ruler of Equestria.
** Oh God, no...
[[WMG: Celestia was a bigger prankster than Pinkie Pie as a filly.]]
There's a reason for the nickname Trollestria after all. And I like to imagine that Celestia has only mellowed out somewhat with her age, and as a young energetic filly? She must have been absolutely brutal with her pranks.
* For maximum effect, imagine an episode where Pinkie and filly!Celestia try to out-prank one-another.
[[WMG: The Princesses are [[TimeLord Time Lords]].]]
The combined Elements of Harmony are the TARDIS. Both are well over one thousand years old, and Celestia looks quite different compared to her original apppearance from the story Twilight first reads in the pilot. The reason for this is by using the Elements all by herself, Celestia had taken on more power than her body could handle, forcing a Regeneration. Her influence on the timeline is much more indirect once Twilight and company come along, preferring to direct them through her various letters. Until then, she began all the legends of Nightmare Moon, purposely including the story that she would return in 1000 years. After that, all she had to do was wait.
As for Princess Luna, she hasn't been around because she's been busy traveling through the 1000 years during which she was imprisoned.
[[WMG: Princess Luna is still evil.]]
Her supposed "redemption" is actually the first step in an elaborate [[XanatosGambit Xanatos Gambit]] to seize the throne of Equestria.
[[WMG: At some point, we'll get to see Celestia's take on the Nightmare Moon form.]]
Apparently, Nightmare Moon was not Luna's true form, just an evilized version of her. We'll get to see a evilized version of Celestia, which will an appropriate evil name. (Like Hell Horse or something like that.) There are two ways this can go down:
* We'll get a Halloween episode, where this will be her Halloween costume. She may try to scare the ponies with this idea.
* The same magic that corrupted Luna will hit Celestia, causing her to become more and more evil over time. The main cast will team up with Luna in an attempt to bring her back to the light.
[[WMG: Princess Luna is training offscreen in how to be a Princess]]
The reason why Luna hasn't appeared so far is becasue she is trying to train herself in how to show a non-godly visage to the population. After recovering from the Elemental attack, she and Celestia realized that Luna has no experience how to act with mortal ponies, at least in a way that doesn't result in instant idolatry/mass hysteria. While both of them are immortal, slepless, hungerless (how otherwise she could survive in the moon), multi time existential, near omnipotent, omniscient (day/night) beings who mere precense could crush a mere pony in seconds; after Nightmare Moon Celestia worked hard for eons in how to repress and appear only as regal and noble instead of Godlike, wile Luna at her best can come as quite... "accidentally disturbing", like creating matter out of thin air (food, houses, palaces and geographic locations), reading minds and dreams, remembering things from the Future, mass population teleportation, existing in two planes of reality simultaneously and so on. After a year she is sent to Ponyville to show her results to the mane cast and is what kicks the second season plot.
[[WMG: Princess Luna will take on her Nightmare Moon form again]]
but not become evil. She's spent all of season 1 trainiing to gain control of this form.
[[WMG: Celestia is a fusion of the last group to wield Elements of Harmony]]
Which is why she's a unicorn Pegasus
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are NOT all-powerful, immortal deities.]]
I realise quite a few fans would ''slay'' me for suggesting such a thing, but just hear me out. Think about how they make use of titles like "Princess"; regardless of their internal reasoning for doing so, such a title still implies a dynastic succession of monarchs, something which can really only happen if said monarchs are capable of dying (okay, I guess you could suggest that Celestia and Luna's parents simply stepped down or something, but where would they be now in that case? would we be expected to believe that the geriatric old King and Queen are rotting away in some isolated castle chamber?). I think it's entirely possible to assume that the Princesses, and by extension, all Equestrian monarchs, are something more akin to [[TheLordOfTheRings Tolkien's]] elves-- "enlightened" beings who wield extraordinary arcane powers and cannot die of old age, but are still vulnerable to disease, weapons, [[WhoWantsToLiveForever growing weary of life]], etc...that said, the suggestion is not that they're any less powerful in terms of the things they can do-- merely that they are not one-of-a-kind, probably have parents who met some unfortunate end in the very distant past (remember, in the story told in the pilot, Celestia and Luna were already in charge a thousand years ago), and are only immortal in the sense that they cannot die of natural causes.
[[WMG:Prince Blueblood's title doesn't come from his distant relationship with Celestia and Luna.]]
It comes from a much closer relationship with one of the G1 Princess Ponies.
[[WMG: The Reason We Never See Celestia and Luna's Parents is because of Copyright Laws (spoilers for YuMeDream)]]
... for you see, Equestria is actually [[YumeDream Nod]]. The current queen of Equestria was a very young girl who killed Don by mistake, yet was somehow still chosen by Nod to rule. She used her newfound powers to turn all the residents of the regular dream world into ponies (several thousand dream years has lead to them forgetting their true forms- after all, Equestrains don't seem to be very good at keeping track of history), found her prince charming, and had two daughters (who are the ones who actually have all the responsibility). But we never learn this, because in revealing her true appearance, we'd see her swirly eye and hair- and Rosalarian is not allowing them to do that for some reason or other. (why they don't just use a LawyerFriendlyCameo or the like is beyond me)
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was Princess Luna's [[KingdomHearts Heartless]].]]
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the Nobody and Heartless, respectively, of Equestria's true ruler.]]
Equestria was, in fact, one of the first worlds visited by Xehanort when he did his experiments. He only succeeded in creating a single Heartless (and Nobody, by accident) before he was forced to flee.
* Celestia, while still having incredible power, finds it difficult to find the motivation to do [[RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething anything]] because she lacks emotion - which explains why the main cast has to do everything themselves. All Celestia really does is keep the balance of sun and moon, and also bar other Heartless from entering Equestria, because it's all she can motivate herself to do most days. She is, in fact, nearly emotionless but like most of the Organization, pretends to have true feeling because it's less unsettling and if she does it enough, she's convinced she'll believe it herself.
* Luna, while retaining true sentience because of the original being's extremely strong heart, is driven by pure emotion and desire in the same way that Xehanort's Heartless in [[KingdomHearts KH1]] was. In this case, her desire is simply to win the Hearts of all of Equestria by having them celebrate the Night and Darkness which she now embodies. When that fails, she declares war and Celestia seals her away in the moon.
[[WMG: Celestia Didn't banish Luna to the moon, she only banished Nightmare moon.]]
* Nightmare moon was the combination of Luna's powers and jealousy, since Celestia was unable to separate the jealousy by itself, she had no choice but to lock away the manifestation of her sister's powers. The Luna that was left behind was a feeble, barely alive husk, and was kept locked away in the royal palace to be cared for until her powers lost the evil taint. When Twilight and her friends wielded the elements of harmony, they successfully removed the evil Taint, and Celestia was able to re-unite Luna with her powers.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the same pony.]]
"Celestia" and "Luna" are two sides of the pony goddess's personality. Celestia is the goddess's "light" side, which places a great emphasis on friendship, whereas Luna is the "dark" side, more self-centered, focused on the austere beauty of the night and looking inward to herself. The myth that tells of Celestia banishing Luna to the moon using the Elements of Harmony actually represents the goddess using the Elements of Harmony to strengthen her light side and repress her dark side, allowing her to usher Equestria into a thousand years of prosperity and friendship. This involves locking some of her essence away in the moon, in the form of Nightmare Moon. She allows the spell to last for a thousand years, hoping that in that time, she'll be able to find a way to reconcile her two sides.
* In the modern day, Celestia knows that her suppression of her dark side is wearing off. "Nightmare Moon" is going to "break free", meaning that the goddess's dark side will be active again, and probably dominant after a thousand years of not having to fight against it. Knowing this, Celestia sets up the mane cast to recover the Elements of Harmony. When the spell ends and Luna becomes dominant, the goddess still retains enough of her light side to create the trials in the forest that establish the six ponies as embodying the Elements. When the ponies defeat Nightmare Moon, their use of both the physical (the rock thingies) and emotional Elements helps the goddess reconcile her two sides. The scene where Celestia and Luna embrace and tell each other how much they missed each other and how glad they are to be back together, is a visual representation of the goddess finding mental harmony.
[[WMG: Celestia and Luna are the only survivors of the "war of the heavens"]]
When Equestria was first made, there were bountiful pegacorn gods and goddess that controlled all the natural cycles. One for the weather, the changing of seasons, the tides, caring for the animals, and so on. War broke out between these gods for some reason (Let's say the weather god and the seasons god got into an argument about when to start the coldness of winter) The gods all took sides, with the exception of Celestia, who only wanted to protect the then-infant Luna. The war killed everyone except Celestia and Luna, who were in hiding, and the severely wounded King of the gods, who had his powers significantly drained and now only controls what goes on in Everfree forest. Since then, they've had to teach the mortal ponies how to change the seasons, create weather, and all that other stuff.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon was banished, but Princess Luna went voluntarily.]]
Although Nightmare was dominant, Luna was still present. The banishment was more like a time out or a "go to your room" situation (Luna & Nightmare are both embodiments of the night and controlled the Moon, before Celestia took over). Nightmare was a vengeful aspect that wanted [[TheNightThatNeverEnds eternal night]] and thought nothing of the consequences, but Luna would have known what would happen if that were allowed and wasn't able to stop it. Celestia won by using the Elements of Harmony, but it was Luna that helped keep Nightmare on the Moon, wanting to keep her evil, dominant side from hurting anypony.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon/Luna built a LotusEaterMachine on the moon.]]
In an effort to keep her sanity during imprisonment, she created an illusionary paradise for herself on the moon. She had a small, but grand and majestic lunar kingdom, filled with subjects that deeply loved her and her night. The illusion's backstory for the subjects is that they were a resistance force that formed after Nightmare Moon/Luna's banishment, but were banished to the moon themselves and helped their princess build her new kingdom. Most of her years of imprisonment were spent there happily, and Nightmare Moon/Luna eventually came to believe it was real. However, it was eventually destroyed by the clashing personalities of Nightmare Moon and Luna. Sometimes one would be dominant over the other, and the paradise would alter a bit to make the dominant one happy. (For example, one day Nightmare Moon would be in control, and an illusionary Celestia would be captured and killed. The next day, Luna would be in control, and she and Celestia would spend the day together, having made up long ago.) The lack of continuity eventually caused the dream to collapse, leaving a heartbroken and furious Nightmare Moon alone for the rest of the sentence.
[[WMG: Celestia was planning to use Twilight and her friends ever since the Sonic Rainboom.]]
The day before the Summer Sun Celebration seems a bit late to be implementing a plan to save the world. When Dash's first Sonic Rainboom indicated a connection between the six friends, Celestia detected the connection (as she is wise in the ways of the Magic of Frienship), and knew that this was her best bet for stopping Nightmare Moon and rescuing her sister. That was her main reason for taking on Twilight as her primary student (in addition to her general magical aptitude), and she also started monitoring the others at this point - she may have been responsible for Pinky moving to Ponyville, for example. She made sure that those five would be the people Twilight met on her first tour of Ponyville, and the rest proceeded as planned.
[[WMG: Celestia (or Fluttershy) would be a perfect Sugar Wiki mascot, and Luna would be a perfect Darth Wiki mascot.]]
[[WMG: Princess Luna was possessed by some dark force, possibly another world.]]
When Luna saw noone was out enjoying the night, her negative feelings left her wide open to some dark spirit. It possessed her, transforming her into a warrior of darkness. It would explain the size difference between Nightmare and Luna.
[[WMG: Princess Luna was absent from most of season one because she was busy catching up on all basic knowledge she's missed]]
This shows up in a lot of fanfic I've seen, but it does make sense. Given how much languages change over time, if we assume that NMM's modern english was magically-aided, its entirely possible that she would have been speaking Canterbury Tales-era English, and needed to learn what was basically a new language, not to mention technological innovation, cultural changes, court protocol, and studying the history of political affairs in the centuries she missed to avoid foreign relations gaffes.
[[WMG: The Great and Powerful Trixie was in fact Princess Luna in disguise.]]
This is why we didn't see Luna for the rest of the first season. She had been away a long time, needed to get an idea of what the new social norms were, and she's been doing it by observing ponies without their knowledge (even taking on a jerk persona in order to remain hidden).
Trixie was only one of several disguises she wore. When you see an odd clone or a recolor in the background, it's her.
* Photo Finish, Sapphire Shores, and most of the other one-show characters who actually moved the plot along were real, however.
* So Princess Luna pretended to be incompetent in handling an Ursa Minor, leaving Ponyville in danger, just to allow Twilight Sparkle a chance to shine?
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is/was a [[{{Dexter}} Dark Passenger]] possessing Luna.]]
[[WMG: They are still princesses because Equestria is undergoing a massive SuccessionCrisis]]
There are in fact many Alicorns, and when the Celestia and Luna's parents died it kicked off a war that is still going on after thousands of years.
* Or the situation with Nightmare Moon was over succession and over the following millennium Celestia started to regret banishing her little sister and told people to call her "Princess" instead of "Queen".
[[WMG: Celestia not only told Ditzy/Derpy to go west and north to get the southbound birds so as to add her brand of 'merriment' to the Winter Round-up, she also paid her to drop all that stuff on Twilight Sparkle for cheap laughs.]]
Even a master-mind genius prankster like Celestia can't be everywhere spreading mirth. That means that she'd need a stooge or five hanging around to help mess with her subjects' heads; my guess is that someone with strabismus is being punished for some mild misdemeanor with community disservice.
[[WMG: Derpy/Ditzy is Celestia in disguise.]]
Why else do we see the adult version of her hanging around when Twilight got her cutie mark? It could well be that Celestia does the occasional bit of covert surveillance on the Bearers of the Elements in her original form: a bluish-gray pegasus pony with a blond mane and amber eyes. The derped eyes and crazy antics are just her way of having fun.
[[WMG: Luna and Celestia have a brother.]]
And his job is moving the planet to ensure proper distribution of geo-thermal heat.
[[WMG: Princess Luna has spent the entire first season in hiding]]
For someone who really cares about people, being forgiven is one thing, but forgiving ''yourself'' is much harder. Between guilt at having become Nightmare Moon and fear of being shunned by pony society, she's spent the time since her return hiding out in her room. Celestia has been sharing Twilight's letters with her in an attempt to coax her younger sister out of her shell.
[[WMG: Celestia is [[IncrediblyLamePun grooming]] Twilight for a high-ranking position at court.]]
Related to the WMG above that Celestia is grooming Twilight to be her successor, but different. After all, why would an immortal [[GodEmperor Goddess-Princess]] need a successor? Besides which, if Celestia has no foals of her own, her legal heir would be her younger sister, Luna. No, she's training Twilight to someday hold an important political position at court: [[ASongOfIceAndFire Hoof of the Princess]]. Think about it: at the premiere social event of Equestrian society, Celestia kept Twilight at her side all night while all the other guests ''made their obeisances''. That's basically a declaration to the entire aristocracy of Equestria that they should get used to the idea of bowing to Twilight Sparkle. Also, Celestia didn't just send Twilight out to make friends just so that Twilight would be happier; she wanted Twilight to learn how to recruit political allies. And why Ponyville? It's a place where the previously sheltered Twilight could learn more about the lives of pony commoners. And what has Twilight been learning? How to manage and govern ponies. Just look at the events of "Winter Wrap-Up."
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Just because the romance would be incomparable.
[[WMG: The Mayor of [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything Don't Do Anything]]? I don't think so.]]
She is powerful, just not in a way that's entertaining to watch.
Ponyville is almost as much an EverytownAmerica as it's a QuirkyTown. A small town that has a one-room school, and no visible dedicated village police nor guard (so far), but somehow always has many ponies wandering through it or stopping to watch the latest distraction somepony has set up. [[IDyeGrass We have also seen the ponies have to care directly for nature]], so being far from it would create long commutes for a society that seems to lack [[SchizoTech either internal combustion engines or a surrogate]].
My guess is that Ponyville was incorporated as a town in the middle of large areas of farmland and wildland (Applejack's orchard and Fluttershy's meadow aren't alone); although they have a bakery, dress shop, and other non-agricultural specialty stores, it's main function is as a central place where they can come in and get supplies, or sell what they have at market without having to go all the way to Trottingham.
In this situation "Mayor" becomes a title that means "elected administrator". Need a permit? Go directly to the Mayor. Need to pay a fee? Go to the Mayor. Need to turn in your census of how many bunnies were born this year? The Mayor. Need to talk to someone about that fine you've been given? Mayor.
She doesn't have a town council she has to work with, and you had better be on her good side and able to state your case intelligently, because she has the ability to say "NO," and if she does you could still wind up going all the way to Trottingham to get her decision overturned.
For all that, she still works in a two-room city hall, and her desk shares one of them with a wall full of filing cabinets and a large safe (the other room contains a meeting table, but sees more use as storage). If she has any help, it's part-time, and she might work only part-time, herself.
She wasn't seen in "Dragonshy" simply because Twilight Sparkle was given orders [[PalsWithJesus directly from the top, Princess Celestia herself]]. In "Winter Wrap Up" she gave a speech about the deadline, but didn't give direction on how to make it, because her job is to apply guidelines, assign fines, shuffle paperwork, and file records; she doesn't really have any direct means to require anypony to do her bidding beyond that role.
The most powerful political figure in Ponyville is a bureaucrat, and although she bows to the Princess as quickly as anypony else, she still "outranks" her favorite student. Just don't expect to ever see an episode explaining that because it's a children's show, and it would be boring as hell to watch twenty minutes of government at work.
* In "A Bird in the Hoof," Princess Celestia excuses herself from the party early, explaining that the Mayor needs to speak with her. If the Mayor didn't do anything and was just a figurehead, it's strange that she wouldn't just go to the party herself and meet the Princess there, instead of requesting a separate audience.
[[WMG: Derpy Doo is the Pony Version of the TheSlenderManMythos ]]
A normal day while cleaning your attic, your collection of memories or what-you-get, you stumble in an photograph of a very private party last year. Almost burn to a crisp by an accident (odd) there is only a small spot still distinguishable. It takes you a moment to realize is Derpy Doo, a small acquaintance of one of your friends...probably. A normal pony at first sight, except you can't help feeling that [[UncannyValley there is something not quite right about her]]. Curious about it (it has been a slow week), you try to investigate about her but all your inquiries came to an abrut stop. Apparently all everypony know of her is her name and that she works in the Mail pony. Baffled at this (why she was invited to such party when nopony knows squat about her?), you take time to review the photograph of parties and small reunions of not only you but of your friends and family, the small [[color:green: P]]ressure in the back of your head about this mystery becoming an irritation. Soon you realize (for the first time) that she is always present, in many occasions where she shouldn't, ''couldn't'' be there. In fact [[FridgeHorror you don't remember how you meet her]] or [[ParanoiaFuel inviting her to any reunion]] but she is always present, either floating or simply standing in the room, never interacting with other ponies as if she weren't there. While the small [[color:red: P]]ressure in the back of your head become worse with each passing day, the desire to know who (or...what) is Derpy Doo transform from a small pique of curiosity to an obsesion. A pattern appears, a tragedy or injury befall a pony (in this lasts months, the six chosen) and she is always in the background, not quite watching like a emphasized shadow. Now the [[color:grey: P]]ressure so madenning, you decided to takle the problem head on but nopony knows where she lives (no surprising at this point) and her boss is as unhelpful as possible. You decide then to wait her in her morning route but no matter how early you wake up or even if you don't sleep, never see her enter or leave the Post Office and your letters keep appearing in your box, even when in desesperation you remove it and throw it in the floor, letters are sticking out as if mocking you. You snap. You try to forget but the [[color:green: P]]ressure gets worse and worse so you leave Ponyville to some city who-know-where. You are a mess, can't remember when was the last time you eated or bathed or sleep more than half and hour and there is papers and papers around the house, insane rambling most of them and the [[color:purple: P]]ressure is like a shiv to your brain. In your table you [[color:purple: F]]ound an old portrait. Its from the time of the foundation of Poniville but your eyes are instantly glued to the small, almost invisible figure in the shadows, down in the woods. It is almost indistinguishible, void like shape except for its [[color:gold: eyes]], looking straight at you, ''looking straight at you'' and you realize why that feeling in the back of your neck is so familiar and that she [[spoiler: [[UnstoppableMailman has found you... and you put the wrong stamps in the last package]]]].
* I always KNEW that pony was creepy! I knew it! I had a feeling! I must inform everyone of this! Quick! [[ToTheBatNoun To the Fanfic Archives!]]
[[WMG: Ditzy Doo had good reason to go west and north to get the southern birds for the Winter Wrap Ups.]]
Clearly, there's some kind of obstruction between Ponyville and the southern birds that makes the area tedious, difficult or even impossible to pass through around the time of Winter Wrap Up. During last year's Winter Wrap Up, the obstructed area was small enough for Ditzy to go west and make a u-turn to get to the southern birds, but by the following year's Winter Wrap Up (shown in episode 11) the obstructed area had grown to such a size that Ditzy had to go north and fly in a semicircle to get to the southern birds. Why do the other ponies think she went the wrong way both times, then? Well, the obstruction only developed after Ditzy took up the job of getting the southern birds for Winter Wrap Up, and [[MeaningfulName Ditzy]] being [[TheDitz ditzy]], [[PoorCommunicationKills she never thought to say anything about it, making her going west and north look like mistakes]].
[[WMG: Vinyl Scratch/DJ PON-3 is related to Rarity.]]
She's either her CoolAunt or possibly her [[OlderThanTheyLook particularly youthful]] HotMom. They look vaguely similar, they're both unicorns (as is Sweetie Belle), and they're both artists.
Also, it was implied in the pilot episodes that Pinkie and Rarity were friends before those events, which wasn't true of everypony. Pinkie doesn't seem to be the type that Rarity would hang out with without a mutual acquaintance, sure she'd go to her parties and maybe chat on occasion but that would probably be it. But if Rarity closely knew someone, like say a DJ Mom or Aunt, who would likely be on close terms with the main party-thrower of Ponyville then that's a different story. This would also explain where Sweetie Belle and Rarity's musical talents came from.
[[WMG: Zecora will become a victim of ChuckCunninghamSyndrome or maybe just PutOnABus ]]
No one seems to hate her, but among the minor characters she doesn't appear to be getting as much attention from the fans as the bad girls. She also doesn't live in Ponyville, so she's not going to pop up in crowd scenes very often.
Too bad. Maybe there's still hope if she crosses her eyes and starts delivering mail....
** Maybe not for cameo appearances, but there are plenty of plots where she could play an important role. She's the only real peer for Twilight for instance, and her knowledge of herbalism serves her as a Mr Exposition. Ironically Derpie's popularity ensures that she will ''never'' have an important role in the plot, as it would undoubtedly trample over the opinions of half the fanbase.
** It really depends on if Hasbro decides to make a toy based on Zecora... Have they made MLP toys based on Non-ponies before?
*** Well, there is a Spike toy.
[[WMG: The Mayor's real name is Emma Anne Alpha.]]
Regardless of whether we find out what she does all day or not (see the "Mayor of Don't Do Anything" guess, above), the show's love of [[MeaningfulName meaningful names]] and [[PunnyName pun-based names]] suggests she will have a name that confirms her status as Ponyville's elected head, so I'm guessing Emma Anne Alpha ("I'm an alpha"). The alpha female in a herd of horses will often be an old mare.
* Someone wrote a fic where her name was "Mar" pronounced the same way as mare and Mayor... making her the Mayor mare, Mar.
[[WMG: Snips and Snails will get a puppy dog named Tails.]]
Just because they need to complete the expression, "What are little boys made of?"
* And they will meet two fillies named Sugar, Spice, and a kitten named Nice.
** And then someone will give them superpowers with [[PowerpuffGirls Chemical X]].
*** You made my day.
** No no no. A pair named Sugar and Spice, unless a pony named Tails shows up.
*** And they will be a {{Tomboy and Girly Girl}} pair.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves will become a HeroicBystander at some point.]]
It's a good way to give Derpy some focus, make her fans happy and let her be awesome, but at the same time ensure she doesn't outshine the main cast.
[[WMG: Derpy will get her own spin-off series]]
However, it will only be available online and each episode is no longer than three minutes. The plot plot will most likely center on Derpy delivering and unusual package to an unusual location.
[[WMG: There's nothing wrong with Derpy at all!]]
She can see all five dimensions just fine!
[[WMG: Spike becomes Sick, forcing Derpy to deliver Twilight's letters]]
However, she's never delivered anything outside of ponyville before, so the episode will center around her crazy hi jinx.
[[WMG: Dr. Whooves isn't the timelord, he's the companion]]
Which means DERPY is the real time lord!
[[WMG: Trixie has been to the zebra homeland.]]
She once referred to herself as the "greatest equine who ever lived" rather than simply the greatest pony. This suggests she's met equines that aren't ponies. Her traveling show has likely taken her to all sorts of foreign lands.
[[WMG: Trixie has a Inferiority/Superiority complex.]]
[[WMG: Trixie had to live with an abusive family member for a time.]]
Think about it. She and [[EdEddNEddy Eddy]] share alot of things in common. They're always out to prove they're better then everyone else. In the Ed Edd n' Eddy moive, [[spoiler: it's revealed Eddy's brother is an abusive [[CompleteMonster complete monster]], which is what caused him to gain an inferiority complex.]] If the above WMG is true, it could be possible that Trixie gain her inferiority complex in the same way.
[[WMG: In contrast with the above WMG, Trixie use to have a family member she idoled.]]
Maybe a big brother or sister who was exceptionally good with magic. She could hhave probably been very close to them, and maybe something happened like they died in an accident, or the more kid friendly version of them just disappearing one day. She probably gained her 'better then everyone' additude because most of the spells she was taught were probably from that family member, and thus doesn't want to ruined their name by letting them be out done.
[[WMG: Spitfire is Scootaloo's sister]]
Unlikely. Scoot might be a bit thick sometimes, but if Spitfire, a Wonderbolt, were her sister she'd have bragged about this to Rainbow at the FIRST opportunity. There's no way that Scootaloo, being such a huge fan of Rainbow, wouldn't have learned that Rainbow herself is a fan of the Wonderbolts.
* Perhaps Spitfire has a SecretIdentity?
** Spitfire IS the secret identity, ie. a stage name. Her real name? [[spoiler:Firefly.]]
[[WMG: And the Doctor Whoof companions (curent,past or future)are ]]
* Derpy - popular fanfic companions (she can be somopony like Rose or Donna)
* Twilight - another companion from fanfics
* Rarity and Fluttershy - just look at part when they are singing in Winter Wrap Up with Doctor , it must be so conection
** Fluttershy case may go deeper, look at her part of at the Gala, she propably companion of 5th Doctor, propably (jugding how they look at each other) romantic relationship
*** Fluttershy might also have traveled with the Tenth Doctor. She fears her own shadow because she knows of the Vashta Nerada. She might actually be the Ponyverse's version of Donna Noble.
* Colgate/Romana - fellow Time Pony.
** Colgate could be the Ponyverse's version of Susan Foreman.
* Rose/Roseluck - Should be obvious
[[WMG: In the first season, we didn't see the true mane color of Vinyl Scratch aka [=DJ P0N-3=].]]
She's a performer, and has to be entertaining. Since ponies usually don't wear clothing, her variation of wearing a wild costume is to just wear a different wig during each of her gigs. If we see the inside of her home/studio, there will be several wig stands, each with a different style sitting on it. What IS her correct mane color? You'll have to catch her when she's not behind a turnstile, setting up, or breaking down in order to find out.
** Could tie in with the above mentioned "Scratch is related to Rarity" theory above and reveal that without her mane-dye/wig and shades...she looks exactly like Rarity (with a different cutie mark)!
[[WMG: Zecora had a run-in with Applejack in the past, which is why Applejack's so scared of her.]]
Like say, they met when they were fillies and something unintentional on Zecora's part happened between them that left Applejack horrified of her.
[[WMG: The song [[WMG/YoureSoVainTheories You're So Vain]] by Carly Simons is actually about Prince Blueblood.]]
It seems to fit mostly... At least from Rarity's perspective.
[[WMG: Spitfire will become TheMentor to Rainbow Dash]]
[[WMG: Derpy has [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duane_syndrome Duane syndrome]].]]
Hey, it fits.
[[WMG: Nightmare Moon is a avatar of [[CthulhuMythos Nyarlathotep]]]]
[[WMG: Snips will be seen cutting somepony's hair before the series ends (but not during Season 2).]]
Because that's the calling indicated by his cutie mark. He's a natural barber. It will be a background action, and not important to the story itself.
* I have no idea what Snails' calling happens to be.
** A Malacologist (Someone who studies snails).
*** Snails will specialize in very slow, deep thoughts (''My Little Philosopher''?)
[[WMG: Trixie is a reincarnation of Nightmare Moon]]
It's been said that something or someone caused Luna to become Nightmare Moon. Assuming that it's a thing, when the elements of Harmony purified Luna, the evil Nightmare Moon personality got seperated from her. The elements can't outright destroy anything though (they either seem to seal you away or purge you of evil) The light magic from the elements diluted Nightmare Moon and gave her a new body. Memoryless, this new unicorn is an egotistical jerk due to the evil within her. Should she ever combine with pure darkness though, we might see a resurrection of Nightmare Moon.
[[WMG: Spitfire's & Soarin's cutie marks have nothing to do with flying]]
We haven't seen any Wonderbolts out of costume and there's nothing to suggest that a pony's special talent ''has'' to be flying in order to get into the Wonderbolts. It would also provide some comedic irony when Rainbow Dash finds out that her idols special talent is something completely unreleated like sewing or fishing or something. Some guesses...
* Soarin's cutie mark is a chef's hat or something related to cooking. He clearly loves homemade pies, what if he was a chef before joining the Wonderbolts?
* Their cutie marks are on their costumes.
** No they don't. Those are some kind of insignia/symbol other then a cutie mark, unless you think that nearly every Wonderbolt has one of two cutie marks.
[[WMG: Zecora has lost family or friends to crocodiles.]]
At the time this guess is being made, we have not seen her with Gummy (Pinkie Pie's small, toothless pet alligator). If we see an episode where she sees him for the first time, she will react badly, and if we don't it will still be clear she is not very keen on him.
[[WMG: Derpy's special talent is flying.]]
* She was seen waiting to perform at the flight competition. She doesn't fly like Rainbow Dash, however. She's much more graceful and smooth, so her cutie mark has bubbles, to symbolize her ability to float with ease. She is a mail carrier because she can deliver delicate packages without damaing them.
[[WMG: Snips got his cutie mark offscreen during [[http://www.hasbro.com/play/details.cfm?guid=E300C93D-5056-900B-1050-A310A192B6BD Applejack's game]] from ''[[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/mlp-adventures-in-ponyville Adventures in Ponyville]]''.]]
In the game's intro, Snips has no cutie mark, but in the game itself, his cutie mark is there. Rather than being an animation error, perhaps he discovered his special talent after fleeing from Applejack but before returning for more apples. And it wouldn't be a continuity error, since the game was Snips and Snails' first appearance.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves huge family full of identical or similar relatives]]
Every time we see more than one Derpy is because we see her sisters or cusins.
* Same with Derpy with diffrent colour of eyes or hair.
* All names are canonical, one name can be true for more than one pony. So there are many ponies named Derpy Hooves, Ditzy Doo or even Bubbles (or other nicknames what animator gave them.
* All interpretations are true:
** There are many Derpies with Diffrent level of inteligence or mental state.
** One of them have one unicorn filly named Dinky.
** One (or more) is Doctor Whoof companion.
** Few of them have mail related job.
[[WMG: Hoity Toity and Spike are friends.]]
Hoity Toity watched Rarity's fashion shows as a favor to Spike.
[[WMG: Romana/Colgate is actually pony version of Romana III]]
Yes she is third version of time lord companion of Doctor. That version will show up in future episodes. And she will be somehow related to toothpaste.
[[WMG: The Diamond Dogs wanted those gems for reasons other than greed.]]
They might've wanted to cash in those gems to get something they really needed, like bathtubs or a cleaner home.
* They may once have been Princess Celestia's royal miners, upstaged by ponies, and they want to show the Princess they can work better than any pony ( [[{{Hypocrite}} by using a pony]] ).
* They might've been gathering those gems for someone else, like a hungry dragon.
* They might eat gems just like dragons.
[[WMG: Gilda will have a Woobie Past episode]]
Wherein we are shown that she is insanely jealous, antagonizes everypony and everybody, and clings to Rainbow Dash so much because her childhood was a very bad one. Her parents suffered extremely rocky relationship problems, which led to a divorce, which led to a string of new boyfriends, another divorce, numerous schools (and little time to make friends in any of them), till a much-needed break and Crowning Moment of Heartwarming when she gets custody with her "Daddy" (one of her mom's nicer and honestly affectionate boyfriends).
Then yet another painful (if temporary) separation when Gilda has to be sent to Flight Camp.
Flight Camp is even worse, where the drive for competition and not being in the loser bracket drives Gilda to be good simply because she's afraid of being stuck as the odd-one-out again. Their graduation, and Gilda's being presumably geographically separated from one of her only friends in her entire life contributes to her present day personality.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves is Celestia and Luna's mother.]]
If you watch the cutie mark chronicles, you'll see Derpy on the lower left during Twilight Sparkles flashback as Celestia is just about to raise the sun in canterlot. She even has her characteristic derpy eyes. This means that despite appearances, Derpy is older than Twilight Sparkle by quite a bit. However she hasn't aged a day between back then and now. This is because in actuality, Derpy Hooves is the depowered form of Celestia and Luna's mother, who gave up her powers and responsibilities as the one true god-ruler of Equestria thousands of years ago to her two favorite daughters as a gift when they earned their Cutie Marks. She's still alive because even after sacrificing her horn and all its magic, her body's still immortal. She was in Canterlot that day to watch Celestia raise the sun, something she does every year. This is also why Derpy was in ponyville when Nightmare Moon returned.
Derpy's wall-eyed expression is because, even when she was the god-empress of equestria, she was known as being something of a DitzyGenius / CloudCuckooLander, when she gave up her magic and became a normal pegasus pony, the loss of all that magical grace made what once looked like a mildly ditzy expression into classic Derpy Hooves. Also Dinky is simply her first and only daughter since she gave up most of her magic, and Dinky is a unicorn because of the trace amounts of magic Derpy still has dormant inside her.
[[WMG: Doctor Whoof isn't the Doctor....]]
* He is actually Doc Brown from Back to the Future! There are several possible reasons for this. Firstly, the mane is actually brown, so that suits the name, secondly, his voice actor does have far more of an american accent and does quite old, especialy compared to either of the most recent Doctors. Think of the fan-fic possibilities!
[[WMG: "Granny" Smith is actually the Apple Family's godmother.]]
A Godparent is any relative that has entered in an agreement to adopt the children of a family member in the event the children become orphaned. In Cutie Mark Chronicles, even as children, Applejack and her brother are living with Smith, and Applebloom couldn't have been born yet.
It could be very possible that Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Applebloom are all from different parents, and may not even be related by blood. Fortunately, they are all HappilyAdopted and do not consider blood relation making a bit of difference in who they are to each other.
[[WMG: Owlowiscious is aware of the 4th wall.]]
At the end of the episode, we see him wink at the audience. He doesn't have any of Pinkie's powers though.
[[WMG: Silverspoon is Related to Hoity Toity]]
Most likely, She's his daughter. Why is she living in Ponyville instead of Canterlot? Because her parents are divorced. Silverspoon lives with her mom (let's call her "Platinum"), but both of her parents try to win her over with gifts, favors, and the like, and as a result she has become a spoiled brat.
[[WMG: Diamond Tiara comes from a neglectful and/or emotionally abusive family.]]
She is always wearing a tiara on her head (a ''freaking tiara,'' rather than a bow or ribbon or headband), a ploy to get attention. She becomes visibly distressed at the prospect of being upstaged at her own Cutecinera and having people pay more attention to the CMC than herself at said event. She and Silverspoon briefly mention how awful it would be to be "not special," and she is ''constantly'' going on about her Cutie Mark in her debut episode. This could mean one of two things: Her family places absurdly high expectations on her and expects her to be supremely special, important, and to stand out above everyone else--which is partly why she wears her tiara. When she fails to meet said expectations, when other ponies are paid attention to over her, her parents berate and punish her. Alternatively, no one in her family pays attention to her, so her talk of being special and her need to be noticed is because of that--she just wants someone to love and pay attention to her.
[[WMG: Twist is Mr and Mrs Cake's daughter.]]
A talent for making tasty treats could run in the family, especially when she gets it from both sides. We see Twist's house in Call of the Cutie, but there's no indication that Mr and Mrs Cake live in or above their shop (and living directly underneath Pinkie Pie would be rather trying), so that might have been the Cake residence. Finally, making more than a few types of candy isn't actually something that can easily be done in a home kitchen, but as the Cakes' daughter, she'd have access to Sugarcube Corner's professional equipment, such as the machine that tried to eat the [=CMCs=] in The Show Stoppers.
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[[folder: Season 2 Guesses]]
[[WMG: Should they make a Second Season for the series...]]
* 24/03/2011 - Greenlit for another series of 24 episodes ^^
* Trixie will join the crew as the SixthRanger.
** Many fans like Trixie because of her [[ThirdPersonPerson various]] [[SmugSuper bad]] [[AnythingYouCanDoICanDoBetter attributes]]. Remove them and she's no longer the Trixie we know and like. Keep them and other fans will complain why the Mane Cast is hanging around with somebody [[TheScrappy who's always insulting them]].
* Alternately, Derpy Hooves. In case she becomes popular enough to Hasbro consider making a toy based on her. Well, why not? It's not like Trixie doesn't have followers or that can't be made appealing for the target audience. And Derpy is...Derpy -- [[EnsembleDarkhorse everybrony's favorite pony]].
* Why is no one thinking of Zecora?
** Then she will become a Recurring Character that The Ponies will use for help when they encounter something [[HollywoodVoodoo voodoo]], or She'll become a SixthRanger of some shorts
* As another alternative they will add a male SixthRanger ([[FanNickname Doctor Whoof]] FTW!) in an attempt to cash in even further on the male audience.
** Keep in mind that Hasbro started releasing repaints before they've even released molded versions of some of the ''main cast''. I rather doubt Hasbro is paying any attention to anything at all.
* What about Princess Luna as the SixthRanger? Think about it. Luna has been in the moon for 1000 years. Whether she was awake/percieved it as a full millenium doesn't matter if you realize that any friends she had before imprisonment are probably dead/gone. Secondly, there would be great potential for her development as a character; I'd expect a lot of TheAtoner, guilt, etc. Thirdly, there would be potential for character dynamics; it wouldn't be a stretch at all to have one or more ponies still unsure about her, still wary. And fourth... Hasbro could make another damn toy if they wanted to.
* It will feature longer story arches the way Lauren Faust wanted the show to be rather than episodic.
* It will add more of the "sailor moon" vibe the pilot provided (which was apparently quashed by ExecutiveMeddling), though the majority of the episodes will probably still be the slice of life sort.
** Highly likely, since WordOfGod says that season 2 will be introducing villains. (Woo hoo!)
* There will be an episode where Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy [[PersonalitySwap switch personalities]], [[HilarityEnsues just for hilarity and]] [[TalkingToHimself the fact they're voiced by the same person]].
** Why not Rainbow Dash and Applejack? They share a voice actor too.
*** Never said that couldn't happen either.
[[WMG: The villains will be the same as the mane six, but without the element's of harmony.]]
* Twilight Sparkle: Her Counterpart will remain friendless, caught up in his or her studies. (Friendship)
* Applejack: MagnificentBastard who rips off customers daily. (Honesty)
* Fluttershy: Some sort of ruthless animal trainer that treats her pets like garbage, but still withdrawn from society. (Kindess)
* Rainbow Dash: A talented flier with an extreme case of ChronicBackstabbingDisorder, to the point where no one wants him/her around. (Loyalty)
* Rarity: An extremely greedy hoarder who keeps everything to herself.(Generosity)
* Pinkie Pie: Child Pinkie Pie turned UpToEleven, may be a NietzscheWannabe. (Laughter)
[[WMG: Sea Ponies will eventually be introduced.]]
* Shoo-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo.
* And they'll be based off hippocampus rather than seahorses. Because then they can actually, y'know, do stuff.
* Perhaps an episode where the mane cast befriend a hippocampus, but find it hard to do anything with her because hippocampii can't leave the water.
[[WMG: Dash's second Sonic Rainboom will be important in the future.]]
Her first one indirectly helped the mane cast to get there Cutie Marks, and (as said below) possibly aided in binding the bearers of the Elements of Harmony together. According to Pinkie, no one's ever done a Sonic Rainboom since. So, it's possible that when one does occur, it has far reaching consequences.
** It kind of was, considering ''it already happened. In episode 16. Where the plot revolved around Rainbow pulling it off''. Just sayin'.
*** I believe the OP meant that the Sonic Rainboom in episode 16 will have greater significance than we currently know.
[[WMG: Lauren Faust will include some reference to the '4chan Pony Wars']]
We know that she at least is aware of the shows popularity on 4chan, and considering how wracked the fandom is with the site putting the fan community there into a strangle hold, she's probably going to hear about it at some point. Considering the nods already given to the [[FanCommunityNickname bronies]], I wouldn't doubt one bit that she'd give a little nod at some point as to the plight of the fan community. Perhaps a little dialogue quip or something.
[[WMG: Luna will be a main character in season 2]]
Lauren Faust has said that Luna won't be appearing in the show again until season 2. However, her involvement with the plot beyond that is a mystery. Now, let's look at it this way. Twilight Sparkle needed to learn about friendship because her studies had kept her isolated from other ponies. Luna was isolated for one thousand years and overshadowed by hatred. It wouldn't be a far stretch to imagine Luna joining Twilight in her friendship studies, especially since Twilight and her friends are presumably the only ones who can blast her back to normal if she goes evil again.
[[WMG: Luna's absence in season 1 will be a plot point]]
[[WMG: Somepony will make a reference to Salt Lick City]]
Think about it.
* Or Baltimare. Or Stalliongrad. Or Chicacolt, Illipony. Or Marewaukee, Wiscoltsin. You get the idea. The possibilities are endless
* Baltimare is located in Mareyland, or maybe they'll leave Equestria and go to Maneila in the Fillypines
** Or, we'll find out more about locations already mentioned (Manehattan, Hoofington, Fillydelphia) I get the feeling Fillydelphia has an unusual Americana flair to it.
*** How about Saint Colt, Maneisota?
[[WMG: Parents will show up in the next CMC episode(s)]]
If they will try explore past of other characters parents must be seen at some point, unless one previous WMG about parents is true.
* Partially confirmed - in "Cutie Mark Chronicles", we see Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle's respective parents.
[[WMG: We are going to see glow-in-the-dark ponies soon.]]
The reason Princess Luna flipped out and became Nightmare Moon was due to loneliness and jealousy (no ponies were staying up to enjoy and admire her work, like they were for her sister). The problem is that although she became Princess Luna again, there still aren't any ponies who are usually up all night.
[[WMG: Season two will introduce a new character to the group.]]
Possibly a male one, who would basically can't stand the suger bowl world he lives in. Needless to say, he would be both a [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarker]] and a [[ButtMonkey Butt Monkey]], quite possibly being a [[TakeThat Take That]] to people who bias the show as bad because it's MLP. As the season goes on, he will slowly start being less critical of the world as he starts opening up more to the main cast.
* Also building on the threoy below about season two starting with the main cast in Canterlot, he will be introduced as being a pony who is force to keep an eye on them incase they cause more trouble. (Maybe being the son of a guard pony at the castle, who wants to keep an eye on them but can't.)
** Also building on one of the meta guess examples where there will be a lesson about letting go of friends, in the season two finally he'll be forced to leave the group for some reason, maybe because the higher ups are finally convinced that they won't cause anymore trouble, or due to some important business that will force him to go away for sometime. Could be a bit of a tear jerker if they show that he doesn't want to leave them anymore, maybe sheading a single tear as he's taken away.
*** Would also get bonus points if he's voiced by [[CrispinFreeman Crispin Freeman]] through some miracle.
** If the above thought is true about him being tasked with keeping an eye on the main cast, some of the aesops could be in the form of him submitting reports to his boss/father about what he learned from the gang.
* It's possible that he'll be introduced as the science and technology pony (maybe running a fix-it shop) as a counterpoint to all the magic in Ponyville and Canterlot and to be TheSmartGuy in a way that's different from Twilight. He may also be used in an attempt to give Spike a male friend to relate to and have the two of them bounce snarky dialogue off one another about the general strangeness of Ponyville and its residents as well as the obvious "Women be Different from Men, Yo" jokes.
* You know, a new recurring male wouldn't necessarily ''have'' to be there just to offset the feminine tones of the series; who says he can't just be regarded as an ordinary friend and equal by the mane cast? There could even be some lesson in there about how boys and girls can play together without having to regard one another differently. Given how progressive the show's been thus far, it's not impossible. Plus it wouldn't necessarily conflict with the above suggestion of a GadgeteerGenius pony, which would be an admittedly cool addition to the setting.
* Another idea is that soon after his introduction two or more of the Mane cast will start competing with each other for his affection [[NoGuyWantsToBeChased while he would very much rather stay just friends]]. Through the course of this they would find out that even though they like him, they don't have very much in the way of common interests (him being a bit more laid-back and possibly something of a geek) and eventually call off their pursuit of him ([[RuleOfFunny which he suddenly finds insulting]]). The lesson being that boys and girls can be friends without any kind of romance or ShipTease involved.
* Also he could be the first Pony we see who doesn't live at his job as a lesson that people are more than what they do for a living.
* I think if they do add another guy to the group he won't ''quite'' be a mane character. He'll show up frequently and be involved when he does, but he won't be in every episode and won't be added to the opening credits. Reasons for this can include already having a rather large cast, having to work him naturally into the story rather than shoving him there for the sake of having another male character, and also to test the waters to see how fans both young and old react to him and if he fits in well probably wait until a third season (Hopefully!) to move him into the Mane cast.
* Honestly, though, isn't this Spike's role, essentially? Although I can see them adding another male character just to have someone Spike can talk to when none of the mane 6 are around.
[[WMG: Season 2 will "reintroduce" a team of villains/rivals.]]
Sure, Nightmare Moon escaped from her imprisonment, but who helped her? Those four stars that we saw always within proximity of the moon. If Lauren Faust is allowed to start putting "magical girl" themes back into the show, this troper could totally imagine the four stars appearing as a team of four villainous ponies who want Luna to "regain her powers" as Nightmare Moon and once again shroud Equestria in eternal darkness, so that the stars can always be seen in the sky.
To go deeper, perhaps at the start of the season we'll see Luna failing to make friends, and become envious of Twilight when seeing her surrounded by the other ponies. In come the "star ponies", who offer her unconditional friendship with a false smile, and she desperately accepts. Thus, the kiddies get to learn about the various ways that "friends" can take advantage of you and play you for a foal. These events would also provide a wealth of plot potential for the creators to work with, both as individual episodes, and as an overarching, season-long storyline that Lauren Faust (and many fans) seem to desire more.
[[WMG: Season 2 will introduce more Elemental groupings.]]
For example: The Elements of Justice (Intelligence, Patience, Diligence)
[[WMG: Season two will involve a search for the "Seventh Element"]]
The seventh being "Courage" which is possessed by Spike, however since his young body is too fragile to handle such a power using it will involve a temporary PlotRelevantAgeUp until he learns how to control it.
[[WMG: Similarly, season two will introduce [[EvilCounterpart evil counterparts]] to the Elements of Harmony.]]
For example: The Elements of Chaos or Discord.
* With Trixie being the leader and [[EvilCounterpart evil counter part]] of Twilight.
[[WMG: A later episode will feature Twilight and company visitng Zecora's homeland]]
There'll be some SceneryPorn inspired by the Serengeti Plains, the usual culture shock jokes, maybe an encounter with a monster from African folklore in which they team up with the locals to save the day, and a lesson in mutual respect for other cultures or something.
[[WMG: Whatever character WeirdAlYankovic is asked to play will have some relationship to Pinkie Pie]]
Recently, in a Twitter feed, Wierd Al was asked to Voice Act for the show. He hasn't replied, but if and when he does, the character he plays will have some relationship with Pinkie Pie. Because, let's be honest, its too good of a chance for anyone to miss.
* Wait; Weird Al is going to be a horse? [[BackAtTheBarnyard Why does that sound familiar?]]
[[WMG: The ugly dresses from ''Suited for Success'' will eventually reappear during a costume party.]]
Expect Rarity to be appalled, until it's pointed out that technically she didn't design them, her '''friends''' did.
[[WMG: The series 2 villains will include [[TransformersAnimated Blackarachnia and Waspinator]].]]
The ''Transformers Animated'' art style would go well with that of ''MLP:FIM'', and since ''TFA'' ended prematurely, there are a whole lot of unresolved plot threads. Plus, it would allow Hasbro to reuse moulds they've already made.
Blackarachnia and Waspinator would fit well as villains. Both were spurned by their comrades due to events beyond their control. Blackarachnia is hated by the other Transformers because of her organic components, and Waspinator was imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit. Learning about comradeship again would fit well with the friendship them of ''My Little Pony''.
* If not as a crossover, then a quick appearance as a regular (oversized) spider and wasp with the same voice actors.
[[WMG: This series will spawn a movie]]
It will probably be direct-to-DVD, but there will at some point be a full-length movie that will be made for this series. Perhaps several.
* One of the movies will not be an original movie, but a CompilationMovie made from "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E3TheTicketMaster The Ticket Master]]," "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess Suited For Success]]," and "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The Best Night Ever]]."
[[WMG: [[RhinoRampage Rhinos]] will appear on the show.]]
And they will be a TakeThat against TestosteronePoisoning.
[[WMG: Season 2 will feature Nightmare Moon possessing at least one of the mane cast]]
Since WordOfGod has confirmed that Luna was turned into Nightmare Moon by some kind of external force of evil, and that season 2 is going to have a recurring villain, it seems awfully likely that this being will reappear in some capacity. It might just possess Luna again, of course, but "Party of One" and "The Best Night Ever" have demonstrated that Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are fragile enough to be potential targets as well. They both react very badly to being unappreciated - just like Luna - and might likewise be corrupted in a moment of weakness.
After a few episodes of villainy, Luna will then join the remaining mane characters and will wield either the Element of Laughter or the Element of Kindness in Pinkie Pie's/Fluttershy's stead to defeat Nightmare Moon and return whoever to normal.
* If Nightmare Moon (or whatever was behind Luna's transformation) wants a powerful host, Twilight would be the perfect candidate. A "Twilight Moon" with Twillight's GlowingEyesOfDoom would be awesome and frightening at the same time.
** Or, as part of a BaitAndSwitch whatever possessed Luna will try and trick the Mane Cast and Luna into thinking it wants either Luna or Twilight in order to distract them from its real target [[spoiler: Spike, adding the almost unstoppable power of a dragon to its own.]]
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie's mental fragility will be an argumental point during season 2.]]
Word of God confirmed villains during season 2, which means a confrontation against the bearers of the Elements of the Harmony. Pinkie seems to be the weakest link among them, so by breaking her into another depression pit, the Element of Laughter is removed from the Big Bad's way.
* Unless the villain isn't throughly annoyed of Pinkie's antics. Pinkie isn't really that easy to break. We've only seen one breakdown from her once.
* and that breakdown came from her thinking she'd failed in what is almost literally her only reason for being alive - making those around her happy.
[[WMG: As a counter to the above: Pikie Pie's personality will become a plot point in Season 2]]
Word of God confirmed villains during season 2, which means a confrontation against the bearers of the Elements of the Harmony. Perhaps the PsychoRangers speculated above will be counterpoints to the mane cast (Elements of Discord?)
When Pinkie Pie goes against her opposite (Element of Despair?) rather than give in, she will cause Despair to undergo a HeelFaceTurn by sheer force of her joy. [[TearJerker And it will be the most]] ManlyTears [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming inducing thing in the show to date.]]
* Extra points if it involves a DisneyDogFight between the Elements of Harmony and Elements of Discord/Chaos/Whatever.
[[WMG: Rarity will gain a new LustObject in Season 2]]
After having her dreams of marrying a prince dashed at the Grand Galloping Gala, Rarity will move on to another eligable bachlor pony. This might also [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption end in failure]] when she finds what is wrong with this one. The cycle will continue in later seasons.
* Alternatively, Rarity finds herself in an actually decent relationship with an actually decent stallion, prompting the rest of the mane cast to deal with feeling neglected when Rarity spends so much time with him instead of them. Dealing with jealousy of attention when one's friends start dating is a real concern for teenagers, after all. To preserve [[StatusQuoIsGod status quo]], her love interest might live in Canterlot and thus not be able to show up very often.
[[WMG: The first episode of the second season will still take place in Canterlot, after the Gala.]]
At the end of "Best Night Ever", the Mane Cast is still in Canterlot, hanging out with Spike and the princess in the bakery. The second season will begin exactly where "Best Night Ever" ended, tying up some loose ends. Maybe we will see a number of angry aristocrats demanding an explanation for what happened at the Gala from Celestia and the Mane Cast. Maybe we'll see Blueblood or the gardener again. This would also be a good moment for Luna to appear again.
[[WMG: Prince Blueblood will learn a lesson in humility]]
After he is banished from Canterlot for insulting Celestia's students.
[[WMG: Rarity opens up a franchise in Canterlot]]
And from then on, roughly half of the episodes take place there.
[[WMG: Trixie will return in the second or third season, AND... ]]
She will have a royal commission to study friendship from Princess '''Luna''', effectively making her the [[BlackMagicianGirl Black Magician Pony]] to Twilight's [[MagicalGirlWarrior Magical Pony Warrior]], and will also wind up being either her WorthyOpponent, FriendlyEnemy, or TheRival.
Even though they won't be in true opposition to each other (both will be trying to save friendships and ponies with what they learn) the [[EvilCounterpart mirroring aspect]] will be complete enough that while Twilight is focused on what makes friendships start and grow, Trixie will be finding out what makes them fail and die. Also, while Twilight has Spike as a [[NonHumanSidekick Non-Pony Sidekick]], Trixie will wind up with Snips & Snails as her [[MinionWithAnFInEvil assistants]].
At least a fifth to a fourth of the show's Aesop endings will be submitted by Trixie to Luna, and will provide a wrap-up of what NOT to do.
[[WMG: Updated villains from previous MLP generations will appear.]]
Hell, Tirek's appearance alone make for an awesome bunch of episodes
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode in which: ]]
Celestia will leave Twilight in temporary charge (while having the important stuff already done, just to be sure) of Equestria, while she and Luna take a spa day or something. As the rest of the cast get toured around the capital by Spike, in which [[HilarityEnsues hilarity ensues]]. [[TheChainsOfCommanding Twilight will become obsessed with the littlest things.]] Add in Pinkie causing riots or something. At the end, Celestia will return, and teach Twilight that leaders need to place trust in their followers, that not everything needs to be done yourself.
[[WMG: Musical Episode!]]
Even more than usual, I mean. Weird Al could make a [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome Pony Polka!]]
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode in which: ]]
Spike will [[RhymesOnADime yearn to learn]] about his dragon parents, or substitute parents, who believe in [[TheSpartanWay The Spartan Way]]. Eventually, he will realise that their way doesn't fit him, and [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming he will have a montage of growing up with Twilight at Canterlot]]. This will serve as an Aesop about adoptive parents.
* They actually did an episode very similar to this in the 80's series.
* Alternatively, maybe his dragon parents aren't that bad at all, but even then, Spike still misses Twilight.
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode where Spike goes through Dragon Puberty]]
Specifically: getting his wings and possibly horns. At first he'll think that he's awkward and ugly and possibly try to run away again when his clumsiness ruins some important event, only to eventually be reassured that his friends still love him anyway and went through similar phases only to come out okay themselves.
* As mentioned under ArtEvolution and VocalEvolution Spike is one of the few characters who is visibly aging as the show progresses. Perhaps dragons age at different rates than ponies and he will eventually start going though larger growth spurts as he becomes an adolescent. It's possible his voice actor may be recast too.
[[WMG: Spike will be granted his own special Cutie Mark]]
After an episode where he feels ostracized and left out because Dragons don't have cutie marks. Either Twilight or Celestria will use their magic to grant him one of his own after proving himself in some fashion. Ideas for his mark are:
* A burst of green fire
* A scroll in engulfed in green flames
* a stylized green dragon
* A dragon's wing
[[WMG: One or both episodes what left from s1 production and wait to season 2 premiere will be set during winter. ]]
There is only one episode set in winter and focused on ending it. Other seasons of the year are showed but series lack any real winter episode. So it best canditade to be in those episodes.
[[WMG: Luna episode will be flashback to times when she become Nightmare Moon ]]
[[WMG: There will be an episode where Dash finally gets an invite to join the Wonderbolts...]]
... But ends up turning it down, because she finds out that if she takes it she'll rarely ever get to see her friends again. The aesop of the episode would be something like sometimes friends are more important then ones own desires. (Of course, it would be a massive case of [[YourMilageMayVary YMMV]] to some people if pulled this way.)
* Alternatively, it could be somethinng like she finnally gets an invite to join them, but something puts her friends in danger (Possibly the antagonist of season 2). She would then be forced between her friends or joining the Wonderbolts, to which she'll get a BigDamnHeroes moment when she chooses her friends.
[[WMG: Alternatively There will be an episode involving RD and Wonderbolts but she will just hang with them or be a temporary member.]]
And episode will be about or conclusion from it that RD will abandon for now or forever of her dream to be Wonderbolt and stick with rest of main six as what she realizes that it is her true calling.
* Alternatively-alternatively (Wonderbolt episode ideas are fun!), one of the Wonderbolts gets injured before an upcoming race with a rival team and Spitfire suggests having Rainbow Dash (she did win the Best Young Flyer's competition after all) fill in. As it turns out, the rival team is the best flying team of griffons, with none other than Gilda (who's still bitter about the events of "Griffon the Brush Off") among their ranks. At some point in the episode, for whatever reason, Gilda's life will be in danger and Dash will have to choose between saving Gilda or winning the race for the Wonderbolts, and of course chooses Gilda. They reconcile, Spitfire tells Dash she made the right choice even though the Wonderbolts lost the race, an Aesop is given about loyalty to friends, you get the idea.
* Or Dash is given the chance to perform a routine with them, triggering a major "ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh" attack. While she doesn't become a permanent mamber, she a least gets to keep the costume.
[[WMG: Or an episode where Rainbow Dash learns of all the mundane things the Wonderbolts do, and loses interest in the group]]
[[WMG: There will be Rainbow Dash solo song]]
Everypony would like this. Perhaps in episodes from above WMG.
* Oh god, do want!
[[WMG: Season 2 will feature an episode in which:]]
A magical mishap of some sort causes the mane cast to turn into adorable babies, [[HilarityEnsues and the responsibility of taking care of them will fall to the CMC]]. Zecora may get some time to shine as well, as she would most likely be the first one that Applebloom would think of to ask for help; this would also give the writers an excuse to have the CMC become [[BadlyBatteredBabysitter Badly Battered Babysitters]] as they try to keep six rambunctious babies from getting hurt in the Everfree Forest and learn a lesson about responsibility.
[[WMG: One episode will feature [[MemeticMutation double rainbow all the all the way across the sky]].]]
What will it mean? It might even be a triple rainbow!
[[WMG: [[Fanfic/{{Progress}} Before the end of the second season, Princess Luna will be seen using an abacus.]] ]]
Due to a fan fiction, Fanfic/{{Progress}}, that seems to be gaining attention among the fans. However, as the season is already in production (and two episodes are already done), the scene will most likely be in the later episodes and the result of post-production. The only reason there won't be a simple mention in the dialog is because that has to be done first, and most likely has been either completed or is near completion by now.
[[WMG: Season 2 will prove to be a base breaker due to ExecutiveMeddling.]]
We know that Lauren has reduced her involvement with the show in the second season; she says she has full confidence in the crew working on it, but she would sort of have to say that wouldn't she. I'm worried that the show may start to move away from Lauren's brand of storytelling back toward the sort of stereotypical "girlie" stuff that Lauren was trying to get away from in the first place. This will divide the base as many old-school bronies don't like it, but the target audience doesn't care as much.
(I'm very hopeful that the act of making this prediction will make the universe strive to prove me wrong.)
* The "Equestria Girls" song proves that Hasbro (or at least the Hub) knows about [[PeripheryDemographic the bronies]], so hopefully they will continue to make it appeal to them. I almost feel that they will try too hard and fail that way.
** But that promo was put together by the Hub, not necessarily by the people actually making the show itself. You can't tell anything about what the show's staff will do from that.
*** Yes, but so far the people who make the show have earned our trust. The promo suggests that ExecutiveMeddling probably won't make the show take a turn for the worse.
* The show's awesomeness is not all down to Lauren. Daniel Ingram, the animators, the writers, even the voice actresses, they all play a part in making the show what it is. And despite what Hasbro might think, little girls aren't idiots. If the show changes for the worst, they'll get as upset as the older fans, they just won't complain on the internet.
* Actually, a clarification that Lauren posted suggested that one of the reasons she's not so involved is that the things she needed to contribute to Season 2, such as basic episode ideas, were pretty much done. So her ideas will be implemented, hopefully, and there's the rest of the very talented staff remaining. This troper is optimistic about season 2.
[[WMG: There will be [[FreakyFridayFlip The Obligatory Body Swap Episode]].]]
Maybe it won't be in Season 2, maybe it will, but at some point in the show's course there will inevitably be some sort of magical accident that causes the mane cast to turn into one another, [[VoicesAreMental though still sounding like themselves for some reason]], and be forced to live as each other for a single day. The friendship report will, naturally, be about different perspectives and walking a mile in someone else's horseshoes. Here are some possible swapees and who they might become. Feel free to add.
* Twilight Sparkle
** Rainbow Dash
** Princess Celestia
** Spike
* Rarity
** Fluttershy
** Rainbow Dash, for a little MythologyGag (see [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwyIR598a_s here]])
* Pinkie Pie
** Twilight Sparkle
* Applejack
** Rarity
* Fluttershy
** Pinkie Pie
* Rainbow Dash
** Applejack
* ...Spike?
** Twilight Sparkle
** Even better, Rarity for a hilarious MythologyGag! (Spike's voice actress was G3 Rarity)
* Hell, maybe even Princess Celestia!
** Twilight Sparkle
** Luna, probably for some coup d'etate
[[WMG: Season 2 will introduce Hippogriffs, the port town of Stalliongrad and Airships]]
The Hippogriffs will also come in Unicorn (though this time it's double Horned), Pegasus, and Earth varieties, and be highly skilled with tools and vehicles given their Pony Heritage, Claws by Griffin heritage, and their never-ending need to find new and better ways to make dinner with little or no effort on their part. They live in Stalliongrad, a massive seaport-airport hybrid where ships sail the seas and the skies.
* It would also reek heavily of communist bloc cities, and the aesop is finding joy in the darkest of times.
[[WMG: The Girls get re-invited to the gala, but they don't want to go]]
* So they try to foist the tickets on other ponies, but are having trouble choosing who to give them to.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle gets stuck in a "Twlight" spoof episode]]
* She'll be harassed by a (very shiny) unicorn named Night Glider, who wants to do EVERYTHING with Twilight. The other five Ponies don't like him AT ALL. Initially, Twilight thinks they're just jealous, but soon finds out Night Glider was very literal with the phrase "be by your side forever". Eventually, he is booted out of Ponyville by the Mane cast (possibly by using the elements of Harmony again) and everyone learns a lesson in "friends look out for each other's best interests."
** For some weird reason, I actually want to see this...
** Throw in a jealous hippogrif named Blackmane, Pinkie Pie and Rarity recruiting for Team Blackmane and Team Night Glider, and you got a PARTY.
[[WMG: Luna disguises herself as "Moon Dancer" and tries to live life as a normal earth pony for an episode or two]]
* Of course, Pinkie Pie can see right through her disguise and nearly blows her cover on several occasions.
[[WMG: We meet the parents of the Mane cast]]
* It turns out Pinkie Pie's parents are as humorless as she's mentioned, But her sisters are a different case. One is a bit of a klepto and the other one appears to suffer from OCD.
* Twilight's parents are extremely proud of their daughter, Her mother is a Teacher for young Unicorns and her father is an astronomer. They are also terrified of turning into plants again.
* Fluttershy comes from an extremely wealthy family, With both of her parents being bombastic and loud, scaring the poor filly to shyness.
* Rainbow Dash doesn't have a mom or a dad, but was raised by four of her uncles. She doesn't seem to question why her birth parents were never around, but she likes to brag that she has "twice as many parents as you have"
** turns out her real parents are [[ClashOfTheTitans the original Pegasus]] and [[RainbowBrite Starlite]].
* Rarity's parents are both artists, though terrible with money. Rarity remembers a rather spartan childhood, half of the money she makes at her shop goes to care for her parents.
* However we will only meed ''one'' of Spike's parents who will explain why the gave him up for "adoption" and just why some dragons do this (Perhaps his mother died and male dragons are ill-equipped to raise young.).
[[WMG: Spike will get turned into a pony for an episode]]
Because it would not only be [[HilarityEnsues funny]], but the [[AnAesop moral]] could be a "Trot a mile in Another's Hooves" type deal.
* For bonus hilarity Spike's pony form will become a LustObject for Rarity only for Spike to be turned off by her aggressive pursuit.
* Alternative, he'll become a LustObject for ''[[ToyShip Sweetie Belle]]''
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash will go back in time and perform a Sonic Rainboom thereby creating the original myth surrounding the phenomenon.]]
* Well...that would explain how the "myth" began when supposedly nobody had ever performed a Sonic Rainboom before. Maybe the one who witnesses it is a younger Celestia, [[FridgeBrilliance which could maybe explain why she didn't attempt to save Rarity in "Sonic Rainboom".]]
[[WMG: A member of the Apple family gets married]]
Not any direct relation to Applejack, but a distant cousin or something. The gang prepares for the wedding, and the [=CMCs=] want to help out. On the day of the wedding, Sweetie Bell and Apple bloom arrive on time, but Scootaloo oversleeps. This is especially bad, since she was supposed to pick up the wedding bands (Bracelets, because ponies don't have fingers) and she has not done that yet. In her mad dash to get to the wedding on time, she accidentally crashes into the wedding arch, sending it crashing down. Sweetie Bell manages to distract all the guests by performing for them and Apple Bloom repairs everything. everything works out, and by the end of the episode, Twilight tells the [=CMCs=] to take a look at their flanks...
[[WMG: Gilda and Trixie will team up with the villains.]]
Ashamed with being laughed out of Ponyville, Trixie falls into a deep depression. The same evil force that turned Luna into Nightmare Moon will see this as an opportunity to take over a potentially powerful host. It convinces her to host it, promising that it will greatly amplify her powers. It also manages to convince other characters, among them, Gilda, to join it's side. They go to fight the main characters. Gilda is asked to take down Rainbow Dash. She gives Rainbow Dash a beating, but finds herself unable to deliver the final blow. She remembers the good times that they had, and their years of friendship. She realizes what a jerk she was, and decides to side with the main characters, fighting against the evil force.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo will have her own episode]]
It will be about a letter that HAS to be delivered, but can't due to some complication (a monster?) and the name of it will be some pun on "Through hail, wind or snow". The Mane cast will gain a new found respect for the postal service, and the aesop will be about appreciating people. And it will still have plenty of derpy moments, even if Derpy will be shown to be a good mailmare overall.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie will have an episode where the Aesop will be about PoorCommunicationKills]]
Because after the paraspite ep it would be odd. Might show up in season 3 instead.
[[WMG: Twilight Sparkle will be turned into a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Vampony]]]]
But she'll find that [[YourVampiresSuck undeath is overrated]] as she can't be around her friends without hungering for their blood (or LifeEnergy since it's a kid's show), can't see her beloved mentor's sun again, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking doesn't cast a reflection]]. So she'll find a cure for it by the end of the episode.
[[WMG: Derpy Hooves is going to have a FaceHeelTurn]]
We already know that she is going to be part of the Mane cast, but she doesn't exactly represent an element of harmony (since there should only be 6,) does she? The answer? They put in an opposite force, elements of discord or whatever, and use HER as the 6th one, we already have 5 (the force that controlled Luna, and the 4 stars that helped Nightmare Moon escape). Some of the later (or pilot) episode(s) will revolve around this turn of events, possibly with a solid continuity. I only wish it didn't make so much sense.
* When did Lauren Faust say Derpy'd be part of the '''Mane''' cast?
[[WMG: Elements of Discord/Chaos will be simple opposites of Elements of Harmony]]
Kindess vs. Malice, Generosity vs. Avarice, Loyalty vs. Betrayul, Honesty vs. Deceitfulness/Deception, Laughter vs. Despair/Gloom, and Magic/Friendship vs. Oblivion/Isolation. Alternatively, Magic will be a common element with Twilight Sparkle ending up on a precipice between them as part of an ongoing seasonal plot/undercurrent (provided another skilled magic user doesn't show up, or they don't just use Trixie).
* Also, the Element of Betrayal and the Element of Deceit will both be [[HeelFaceRevolvingDoor Heel Face Revolving Doors]], and the Element of Malice will be either TheChessmaster or a MagnificentBastard.
[[WMG: Season 2 itself will feature a real shout-out to Bronies...]]
They'll be portrayed as [[{{Youkai}} Oni]] (Ogre-like creatures from Japanese mythology). The Bro-Oni are either going to be brutish but ultimately friendly creatures who befriend the ponies or villainous and are minions to a BigBad.
[[WMG: Later seasons will have more Soundheim Shout Out songs]]
Season One already has two songs that are clear takes on songs from two of his shows. Clearly it's only a matter of time before we get songs such as ''[[AFunnyThingHappenedOnTheWayToTheForum Everybody Ought to]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8 Have a Laugh]] by Pinkie Pie, or [[SweeneyTodd Poor]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaSddGiwNI4&feature=fvst Kitten]] by Fluttershy.
[[WMG: At some point the Mane cast will encounter a gigantic subterranean monster]]
It'll cause earthquakes just by moving and will be so massive all they can see is its eye. After 20 minutes of trying to communicate with it or fight it Celestia will show up and say "sorry we woke you up [[spoiler: mom, me and Luna will try to play more quietly now.]]"
[[WMG: Big Bad of this season will be named: Krastos the Glue Maker]]
However, nopony will understand why he chose that title since the glue that exists in Equestria isn't animal based and never has been.
* His own glue might not even be made from (or be explicitly said to be made from) horses. He'll be a different sort of villain, perhaps a high-class thief or a send-up of ruthless businesses.
[[WMG: Sweet Apple Acres is hit by a blight]]
after bringing Granny Smith home from surgery, Big Mac, Applejack and Apple Bloom find out that in their absence their crops have been hit by "skyworms" and have rendered it all inedible. With the family's source of Income gone, and Granny Smith's medical bills keep piling up, the three grandchildren have to figure out a way to make ends meet. Applejack asked Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Fluttershy for help, but they each run off in a different direction. Big Macintosh offers his services as a delivery pony, but does not get many customers, Applejack gets a part-time job at Sugar cube corner (Because Pinkie Pie has gone to visit her parents) but is too stressed to do anything right, and poor Apple bloom tries a bunch of things, but fails at every turn. When "Mr. Taxes" comes to repossess the farm, Twilight sparkle runs up and presents Mr. Taxes with a basket full of bits. Twilight has sold some of her books to help Applejack and her family, but sadly this isn't enough. Rarity and Fluttershy show up with a BIGGER basket of bits, as they worked their tails off to find and sell gems, but this still isn't enough. Finally Rainbow Dash shows up with the rest of town, She did a little stunt show to raise money, and when the townsponies asked why, they each wanted to help. The Cakes, Mayor Pony, Cherrilee, and everyone else shows up with money in hoof. Before anyone could count it all, Spike coughs up a letter from Celestia, who has graciously loaned the apple family one million bits. Applejack is moved to tears by her friend's generosity, and Mr. Taxes lets the Apple family keep their farm. In the end, they had all collected fourteen times the amount of money the apple family needed, and since Pinkie pie just returned (With the entire crop of another Apple family's farm in tow. Don't worry, this was donated), they throw a party. The Aesop is "True friends stick together through thick and thin".
[[WMG: Rarity tries to "Turn Rainbow Dash into a Lady."]]
A fellow designer stops by Rarity's shop to "find inspiration" and she introduces herself to the rest of the mane cast. Things go well until she meets Rainbow Dash, who seems to give the guest pony a rather slovenly greeting and she arrives at the shop covered in mud. Deeply offended, Rarity asks the girls to please help Miss Designer by touring ponyville, and Rarity sets to work teaching Rainbow Dash etiquette. Dash does not enjoy one minute of this and tries to thwart Rarity's attempts. Eventually, the rest of the Mane cast are forced to return to the shop, where Rarity and rainbow dash have begun to fight it out. Suddenly, The designer reveals her less lady-like side, and this shocks everyone. It turns out the designer was born and raised in the boonies of equestria, and seems relieved that she has found someone she can be less formal around. The lesson here is "You can't change people, accept them for who they are"
[[WMG: The evil force that took over Princess Luna will return and take over Princess Celestia.]]
Her evil persona will be something along the lines of "Hellfire Sun". Princess Luna and the mane cast will join together and find a way to purge the evil from her as they did with Luna.
[[WMG: Advancing from the above, the evil force that took over Luna will function as a (rather light, though) KnightOfCerebus.]]
[[WMG: We'll get a TimeTravel episode where some of the cast meets Nightmare Moon during her imprisonment.]]
There'll be an accident sending some ponies to the moon during NightmareMoon's imprisonment. Nightmare Moon, having gone crazy from the lack of social interaction, will go {{Yandere}} for them.
[[WMG: The first episode of Season 2 will be a WhamEpisode.]]
This theory relies on Season 2 being more like the original idea Lauren Faust had. Most likely it would take place in Canterlot, shortly after the events of "Best Night Ever", with a new villain (Maybe even a KnightOfCerebus ) attacking.
[[WMG: Season 2 will have an episode with the original [=FiM=] prototype characters appearing]]
Posey, Surprise, Firefly, Sparkler. Twilight's moms old friends come back, and the gang notices the GenerationXerox going on. Thumbs up if one of the old gang is related to one of the mane cast (besides Twilight and Twilight).
* For this to happen, Hasbro would have to somehow regain the copyrights to those characters. If they did that, it would actually be [[AndTheFandomRejoiced kinda]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]].
** Considering how popular the series is, I wouldn't doubt it. Plus Twilight appeared as Twilight's mom, though she didn't speak and wasn't referred to by name; it's undeniably Twilight, and WordOfGod has confirmed it. They could just as easily make the others appear, though their fur tones would probably changed similar to how Twilight's mom went from pink to white.
[[WMG: G1 Ponies will reappear]]
Twilight's mom is more-or-less Twilight from G1 (I believe its WordOfGod too), and Moondancer was mentioned in the pilot. Aside from Sea-Ponies, I expect some more G1 Ponies.
[[WMG: One of the Mane cast will get romantically involved with somepony, causing tension with the others]]
For example, Fluttershy and Big Macintosh start working together on something, then they start spending all their time together, then both Applejack and Angel get jealous and come up with a series of antics to break them up. And in the end Big Mac and Fluttershy assure them that they're just friends (for now).
[[WMG: There will be an episode that will address Cutie Mark Failure Insanity Syndrome]]
Considering that [[DysfunctionJunction all of the mane characters]] have had at least [[SanitySlippage one mental breakdown]], it would be interesting to have an episode where they have to face their problems.
[[WMG: List of G1 character that would appear in Season 2]]
* Tirek
** The most likely candidate for BigBad of Season 2, if not BiggerBad. Would be a level of villainy similar to the Lich from ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''.
* The Crabnasties
** A single one would be introduced to the show as a grumpy civil servant who's main job is to exterminate the seemingly harmless and innocent posies. Fluttershy would feel sorry for one of them and took one home.....only for it to [[SealedEvilInACan cause all kinds of trouble]], accumulating to the posy growing to kaiju sized and devouring all of Ponyvile. The Crabnasty will then [[BigDamnHero come to the rescue]] and kill off the posy with ease. Celestia might enter and explain the crabnasty's job and the lesson that seemingly disgusting and cruel jobs are sometimes necessary, and the lesson of judging a book by its cover is reinforced.
* The Grundles
** Race of goblin like creatures who have a separate society outside of Equestria in the middle of the desert far beyond Appleloosa. It would be parallel to pony society, with the ponies living in a land where its a peaceful society consisting of herbivores in a bright, colorful location where nature is practically micromanaged while the grundles themselves are more carnivorous, live underground to protect themselves from the harsh desert sun, have [[ProudWarriorRace deep warrior traditions]], and surrounded by various shades of brown and grey as nature runs its course without any outside interference. Episodes here could teach lessons about adapting to and respecting other cultures and knowing that different societies have different viewpoints on life.
* Sea Ponies
** Aquatic ponies mentioned before, but would be hippocampuses instead of actual sea horses. Also, the infamous SHOO BE DOO might or not be included. If so, it would be used as the sea ponies' main defense mechanism against predators, [[SuckinessIsPainful who find it SO bad they immediately swim away in pain]] as a way of incorporating [[TakeThat the opinion of modern audiences of that song]].
[[WMG: List of Original Characters that would appear in Season 2]]
* Harry the Bear
** Would initially shock Rainbow Dash, considering she thought she made him up. Though tends to get grumpy at times, he may ultimately have a soft spot for ponies and may be good friends with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy down the line.
* Krastos the Glue Maker
** A giant, powerful, and bloodthirsty warrior who targets ponies to make glue out of them. More detailed bio would either be: A) a VillainOfTheWeek who becomes recurring as the season continues along, and either the [[PsychoForHire hired help of the]] BigBad and/or the leader of a group of thugs; B) an ancient evil that was initially defeated by Celestia and Luna eons ago and no has recently escaped the prison he was trapped in and had been merely a scary story until then; or C) one of Tirek's many monikers.
[[WMG: Pinkie Pie will help Sweetie Belle get over her fear of singing in front of audiences.]]
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Depending on how aware the production crew is of fanfiction, it might bear resemblance to StoryOfTheBlanks.
*
[[WMG: We will see the Wonderbolts without their flying suits.]]
Or at the very least, Spitfire and Soarin'.
[[WMG: A pony will forcibly become the next Nightmare Moon.]]
Using the issues they have with subtle manipulation of their memories, how they hear things, or thoughts, as well as promises for power.
Ponies that may become the second Nightmare Moon:
*
* Pinkie Pie
* Twilight Sparkle's Mother
[[WMG: Diamond Tiara will temporarily lose her cutie mark]]
She has to spend a whole week without it, and comes to respect the CMCs a little more. She still remains friends with them once she gets her cutie mark back (but she keeps it a secret).
[[WMG:The Cutie Mark Crusaders will gain another member]]
Who it might be:
* Dinky Hooves.
* Somepony we haven't met yet.
* A pony who thinks they "got the wrong cutie mark" (this member only sticks around for one episode).
* Someone who's not a pony at all, but thinks the can still earn a cutie mark (A griffon, or perhaps another baby dragon. Maybe Little Strongheart will come back).
* An adult pony who after all these years still hasn't acquired a cutie mark.
[[WMG: There will be an episode where Rainbow Dash puts on a member of the Wonderbolts uniform while they aren't looking...]]
[[HilarityEnsues ...And proceed to get chased around by Wonderbolts fans.]]
[[WMG: There will be an episode parodying the perception of Celestia as evil.]]
By either misunderstanding, possession, or... Really, who knows what else?
* And it will be called "A Bird In The Hoof."
[[WMG: Some Ponies will get ADayInTheLimelight.]]
* Derpy/Ditzy: Mostly for the fans.
* Doctor Whoof: The entire episode will be an AffectionateParody of DoctorWho.
* Prince Blueblood: Revolving around him going to Ponyville for a day. [[HumiliationConga Humiliation]] [[HilarityEnsues Ensues]].
* Trixie: Perhaps even [[ThrowTheDogABone getting a legitimate victory]].
[[WMG: The mane cast will meet a SpearCounterpart.]]
They'll show up out of the blue with their own elements and help the girls out with the problem of the day.
[[WMG: Season 2 image guesses]]
Jayson Thiessen tweeted [[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v3dohU3XE04/TjhzwyYvh_I/AAAAAAAAJrs/zwEc-SrmL8Y/s1600/yfsiv.jpg these]] [[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pMBbeZSenlc/Tjh0kFGu_RI/AAAAAAAAJrw/Td4MPHRYJmE/s1600/89835474.jpg two]] teasers of Season 2. They're not much, but the time for crazy speculation is NOW!
* Twilight is still a bookworm, Spike is still her #1 assistant
* The images are from the first episode, and for whatever reason Twilight is reading up on the Elements of Harmony again.
[[WMG: Rainbow Dash will have to deal with feelings of rivalry towards Scootaloo]]
We already know that Scootaloo can put out a ''ridiculous'' amount of thrust; she's capable of towing the combined weight of all the Cutie Mark Crusaders plus Pinkie Pie at ludicrous land speeds without looking like its any particular effort for her. Once Scoot learns how to get proper lift as well as thrust, she's going to fly like a ''rocket''. And Rainbow Dash, who's been encouraging Scootaloo the whole time, will have to suddenly confront feelings of jealousy as her young sort-of-protege is suddenly busting her air speed records (unless Rainbow Dash uses the Sonic Rainboom, of course, but Dash doesn't want to be a one-trick pony in the air). Possibly this could be ameliorated by Dash still being more ''maneuverable'' (as Scootaloo is also probably going to corner like a lead brick on a roller skate), but the basic moral challenge for Rainbow Dash will still be the same; can you be satisfied with just being one of the best, or do you have to be ''the'' best? Can you take pride in being the best at some things or do you need to be the best at ''every'' thing related to what you do? And if the latter, how can you do that at the expense of being jealous of your own student, and somebody who completely idolizes you?
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[[WMG: Princess Celestia was Megan from the TV Specials, movie and My Little Pony and Friends]]
After the latest {{sugarapocalypse}}, Megan used the power of the Rainbow of Light to upgrade herself and turn Dream Valley into Equestria.
* Megan even had a little sister, Molly...
** {{Jossed}}, WordOfGod states that "Luna and Celestia have no siblings.", Megan and Molly have a brother.
*** Their brother died in the aforementioned {{sugarapocalypse}}. Which is what caused Megan to be willing the use the Rainbow of Light make such major changes.
* Megan's world change also converted the Princess Ponies magic wands into the Elements of Harmony. Thereby, guaranteeing that even if someone like Lavan go a hold of them again they would be unable to use them.
* WordOfGod says that Twilight Sparkle's mom might be the G1 Twilight.
[[WMG: Episode 18 (Show Stoppers) is going to involve one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders getting a cutie mark]]
We've seen now that Sweetie Bell has some serious singing going on. Maybe it's going to be her. After all, it ''is'' a talent contest they're going to be entering.
It may be that the episode is going to be about what happens ''after'' the fact.
The non-cutie marked fillies may start to feel that the cutiemarked pony no longer really "fits" into the Cutie Mark Crusaders and the strain it will put in their friendship and sense of belonging. But they'll see that, while it was their lack of cutie makers that made them friends, it is not what has to keep them friends and they should keep friends for who they are and because they enjoy their company.
Or maybe that one with the cutie mark is going to become a bit "flaunty" and the story will focus on that. But this moral has been done already in "Boast Busters" and "Sonic Rainboom."
** Sadly, Jossed.
[[WMG: The first season finale will end on a pseudo-cliffhanger.]]
We know the creators wanted to make the series more serialized from the start, with stronger MagicalGirl elements, but the execs nixed it in favor of episodic wacky antics. It stands to reason that, if they still want to use the story arc ideas they had, they might use the fact that the show is an established success to start sneaking in more serialized material. The best way to do that would probably be to have the first season finale end in such a way that it works as a stand alone but still raises more questions than it answers and leaves the audience asking for more, which might just convince the execs to let the writers give them more.
* Jossed.
[[WMG: Season finale will not be just a cliffhanger, it will be a WhamEpisode]]
Something more shocking, something what will change Status Quo, maybe even it will take few season 2 episodes to back to season 1 format of story/moral.
* Unlikely (he said two weeks before hand), but WordOfGod is that season 2 WILL be introducing some villains.
* Jossed.
[[WMG: Part of the plot of the Grand Galloping Gala episode (''The Best Night Ever'') will involve the main characters being separated through mistaken identity.]]
For his boutique in Canterlot, Hoity Toity ordered a dozen copies each, of each of the six dresses Rarity designed in ''Suited for Success'', which were originally made for our heroines to wear at the Gala. Although the RuleOfFunny suggests ALL of them would wind up worn by other guests (that's 12 copies plus an original for six designs, making for 78 ponies at the Gala wearing a dress that matches somepony else's), it is more likely RuleOfDrama will prevail and just a couple of each will be present; just enough to confuse and cause embarrassment.
* Corollary: The only one not in such a dress would be Doctor Whoof, who will be wearing a Fez and a bowtie to the Gala, claiming that he really doesn't care about fashion, and his outfit is cool.
* Jossed
[[WMG: "The Best Night Ever" will feature a ThemeTuneExtended.]]
Two separate facts, when put together, suggest this:
* WordOfGod [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/daniel-ingram-interview-has-arrived.html says]] that an upcoming song in season 1 has a "pretty epic" song (featuring a 20-person choir) in which every lead pony gets a solo. Since this description doesn't match any of the songs in the episodes following the interview, the song in question must be in "The Best Night Ever," since it's the only season 1 episode left.
* The intro of the official game ''[[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/game-mylittlepony-discover Discover the Difference]]'' features the beginning of an instrumental ThemeTuneExtended, raising the possiblilty of a full ThemeTuneExtended existing.
** {{Jossed}}.
[[WMG: Most Equestrians are illiterate]]
All the products we've seen (invisible ink, sneezing powder, drinks) all have picture labels. Twilight Sparkle was put up in a library that doesn't seem to function as a library anymore- there's no staff, no customers, and she's set up chemistry experiments in the main room. Even Twilight's fellow students in Canterlot seem pretty adverse to reading.
* It's a SugarBowl library. Everybody probably follows the honor system and don't need a dedicated librarian. It was Pinkie Pie who looked up the Elements book, after all.
** She also knew the exact page to turn to to find the flight spell. If ''Pinkie'' can read, I doubt there's much of a literacy problem in Ponyville...
* Well, it's not like anypony except the unicorns can write. Probably, ponies of sufficient means can hire scribes (either unicorns or magical creatures with thumbs, like baby dragons) to write letters and keep records.
** Jossed: Non-unicorns they can write with their mouths.
*** ''And it is adorable.''
* Now that we've seen a pony school, rampant illiteracy seems unlikely. Still, it wouldn't kill Ponyvillians to patronize their local library now and again.
** Maybe the public school system is a new development (at least in rural areas like Ponyville, since 80's Cheerilee was photographed in front of what looks like a high school locker room)? It seems like all the students are in the same class, there's only one teacher and the school is a single room. Apple Bloom is young enough to take advantage of the free schooling while Apple Jack, who is a little older, apparently never learned any "fancy mathematics".
*** It might be somewhat new, but it is at least old enough for Applejack and Rainbow Dash to have been enrolled, since they were the "Last" and "First" respectively in their "class" to get their cutie marks. Applejack also mentions that Big Macintosh Granny Smith were the last in ''their'' classes to get cutie marks, implying that there was school back when Granny Smith was around Applebloom's age.
** Only it's Twilight's house now.
*** Just the upper loft.
*** And it's not like she wouldn't let you in and lend you books.
* Most of the show is based around Twilight and her friends going out and having wild, amazing adventures (or at least interesting adventures.) What part of that sounds like waiting around in a library while ponies come in and browse, occasionally checking out a book or two? I'm not saying it doesn't happen, just saying that that's not what the show's focus is, so it probably doesn't show it.
* To be fair, this is aimed at a young audience who might not all be able to read yet. Maybe fourth-wall breaker Pinkie Pie realizes this so she slapped labels onto everything.
* Probably the real reason why you very rarely see written text in this show (one exception being the "WELCOME PRINCESS CELEST" banner in "Swarm of the Century" ) is to make it easier for the show to be dubbed into foreign languages.
* In-universe, the pictures on signs all seem rather stylized and decorative. It may just be a matter of aesthetic: ponies prefer to use pictures when possible because it looks nicer than text. Letters are used only when needed.
* Better explanation: Picture labels are used instead of text to compensate for the fact that Earth and pegasus ponies are incapable of manipulating a writing utensil well enough to write on something as small as a product label.
* Isn't horse vision worse than human vision? It could be that the signs are easier to recognize from a distance.
[[WMG: In Equestria parents are not responsible for raising their children ]]
Instead grandparents, siblings, other relatives or close family friends take that role. This is why we don't see any parents. So
* Big Macintosh and maybe Applejack were raised by Granny Smith, Big Mac and AJ are responsible for Apple Bloom
* Rarity is responsible for Sweetie Belle.
** [[WordOfGod Lauren Faust]] [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1889554092 has stated]] that Sweetie Belle doesn't live with Rarity. [[EpilepticTrees She didn't say where Sweetie Belle DOES live, though...]]
* Rainbow Dash maybe is this for Scootaloo as cousin or family frend.
* This maybe true for dragons, because baby dragon Spike is living with unicorn Twilight (maybe she or even Celestia have parent role to him)
* Twilight propably was raised by Celestria (their relations look like mother-daughter stuff)
** {{Jossed}}. Turns out, Twilight does have parents.
* This may have roots in Equestria Myths as Celestria could serve parent role for her younger sister Luna (and failing at that)
* Berry Punch should be called Over-Protective Parent Substitute Pony
* This theory might be {{Jossed}} as of "Cutie Mark Chronicles", where we see Twilight and Pinkie Pie's parents.
Only question is what look realations between real parents and their childrens.
This would explain a lot: her affinity for magic, Celestia's weird focus on her out of all the other ponies, the color of her coat (purple) and her cutie mark (stars); even her new name reflects her status as the coming night.
* {{Jossed}} as of "Cutie Mark Chronicles" - Twilight's just a ridiculously talented unicorn that Celestia saw a lot of potential in.
** A lot of potential, plus the Element of Magic. The only other time we've seen Twilight go white-eyes was when she [[DefeatMeansFriendship befriended]] Nightmare Moon.
[[WMG: Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash are related.]]
Given Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle's relation to Applejack and Rarity. Also, see the end of Show Stoppers. Who comes to see the Cutie Mark Crusaders backstage with Applejack and Rarity? Rainbow Dash.
* {{Jossed}} by WordOfGod.
[[WMG: Fluttershy was adopted and raised by earth ponies.]]
It seems a little strange how Fluttershy, a pegasus, loves to raise and take care of animals, something that could easily be done by an earth pony. Maybe it's because she became interested in that because that's what her adoptive parents did.
* {{Jossed}} - she did live in the clouds as a filly, and discovered her love of animals completely by accident.
[[WMG: The Grand Galloping Gala is the awesome winter holiday Rainbow mentions in Winter Wrap-up.]]
Also the GGG is in celebration of the winter solstice, and everypony stays up all night to exchange gifts, and also to admire the moon and night. The holiday was started by Celestia while Luna was imprisoned so that when she came back there would always be at least one night for ponies to take notice of the night Luna creates.
* Related, Winter Wrap up is chronologically the last episode this season. The ending with Twilight certainly seems like a nice summary of her personal development.
* Rainbow actually says "awesome holiday'''s'''," though the GGG could be one of them. And the winter solstice thing is certainly possible, since the letter from Celestia at the beginning of ''The Ticket Master'' says that the GGG is going to be held on "the 21st." But all five fantasy sequences in ''Ticket Master'' take place during the day, so the GGG would have to at least start well before nightfall.
** Maybe it's like Hanukkah where it's spread over several days and the 21st is either when it starts, or the end which is the/highlight of the entire thing.
* Judging by the lack of snow, I'm calling this {{Jossed}}.
[[WMG: Princess Luna will appear at the Grand Galloping Gala.]]
Considering what happened between them before, meeting at the Gala will be rather... awkward for all involved.
** [[WordOfGod Lauren Faust]] has stated that Luna will not come back until season 2. [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1941214615 Since the Gala is the first season finale]], that means Luna won't be attending. Cue the fanfics and art regarding how she's going to feel about that.
** And now we've seen that it definitely didn't happen. {{Jossed}}.
[[WMG: Luna will return in season 2 but ...]]
Nightmare Moon will return in this season.
** {{Jossed}}, no more Nightmare Moon in the first season.
[[WMG: Two episodes in season 2 will be {{crossover}}s.]]
WordOfGod [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/season-2-has-both-24-and-26-episodes.html says]] that season 2 has both [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/mlpfim-season-2-has-24-episodes.html 24]] and [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/26-episodes-in-season-2-instead-of-24.html 26]] episodes. One possible explanation for this is that two of the episodes are {{crossover}} specials and count either as ''[=MLPFiM=]'' episodes or as episodes of the other show(s) depending on the point of view.
* {{Jossed}}, [[http://twitter.com/#!/dannyimusic/status/69918648902492160 along with many other guesses on the subject]].
** Woawh, fastest Joss ever.
** And now it's even more jossed (if that's even possible) since he's revealed exactly what's going on.
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[[WMG: The Grand Galloping Gala is going to play a larger role in the storyline than everybody thinks.]]
At first, we all thought it was just a story element in "The Ticket Master" that was over and done with at the end of the episode. But then comes "Suited For Success", where it focuses on Rarity making dresses for the Gala. It then lends credence to the idea that the Grand Galloping Gala is going to play a HUGE part in the story, possibly as near or in the Season Finale.
* [[WordOfGod Lauren Faust has stated]] that she wanted to incorporate [[MythArc an overarching storyline]], but couldn't due to ExecutiveMeddling. Plus, if you look closely, there's AnachronicOrder in place. It isn't too far of a stretch to think that this is her attempt at GettingCrapPastTheRadar (so to speak).
* [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1941214615 Yup, it's the season finale.]]
[[WMG: "The Best Night Ever" will be Meta]]
Episode plot will be about the disappointment of Mane Cast because the GGG will be diff rent than they excepted. That'll probably be the future fan reaction to that episode.
* Confirmed, effectively. All the trouble in the episode was about the girls trying to force their high expectations of the Gala onto the rather dull reality, with predictable (and amusing) results. And sure enough, there's a lot of fans complaining the episode didn't meet ''their'' expectations.
[[WMG: Earth ponies bless the land.]]
WordOfGod (via Lauren Faust's DeviantArt account) says that earth ponies are not the have-nots of the world, but rather have greater strength and endurance than the other types; and moreover they have a strong connection to the land and its plants and animals in the same way that pegasi have a strong connection to the sky and weather. (Fluttershy is an odd duck pegasus for getting along with animals so well.)
So the guess is that earth ponies sort of 'bless' the land they're working, just by being there. A farm run by earth ponies will generate more and better crops than the same land run by unicorns. This could also explain the tradition of not using magic in the Winter Wrap-Up -- by putting in the hard work to bring in spring by [[strike: hand]] hoof, they make the whole area more fertile for the rest of the year.
* For that matter, given that natural processes such as weather (or ''the sun rising'') simply do not occur without the ponies' intervention, one has to question whether a unicorn would even be capable of getting plants to grow at all.
** Presumably a unicorn or pegasus could grow flowerbeds and small gardens if they live in the vicinity of earth ponies.
* Aparently confirmed by {{Word of God}} [[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1957965799]]
[[WMG: Celestia's nephew is real.]]
Although most fans have dismissed Rarity's dream stallion hunk as a fantasy brought on by reading too many tabloids, there is strong evidence he does indeed exist. His cutie mark (in Rarity's fantasy) is an eight-pointed star. The astronomical model of Equestria's planetary system in the courtyard at Canterlot shows the planet in the center, with sun, moon, and a few other objects around it, including a spiky thing with a ball and some curvy lines. It looks like a comet with a star attached to it for some reason; the star is seven-pointed, but has an almost identical shape to the nephew's cutie mark.
* Confirmed, his name is Prince BlueBlood and he's a [[UpperClassTwit royal]] JerkAss.
** Sort of. {{Word of God}} says that he's the "great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, (and possibly even more greats) nephew on Celestia's and Luna's mother's side, about 52 times removed, roughly speaking."
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* 'Rocks' grow due to gravity when the solar system is first forming. Thus Pinky Pie helped create the planet! And that's how Equestria was made! Also, her sisters were light grey and purple. Which god-tier ponies are also respectivly light colored and purple? Her family's job was to create solar systems where one wouldn't form naturally. Pinkie Pie probably populated the planet with ponies and all the other creatures she could think of, and then she and her sisters took some time off to play and party. (Also, Pinkie's sisters couldn't decide on what to become, unicorns or pegasai, so they became both.)
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