History WMG / JurassicPark

[[WMG: In-Universe, In Gen's scientists were the firsdt to confirm that (some) dinosaurs originally had feathers]]

* According to Muldoon, of the eight velociraptors they produced, the "big one" killed all but two. The two he/she killed were either the only two that became males, or the only two that did not. The alpha then killed the other five to eliminate his/her breeding competition.

* Very funny. Jossed, especially the scriptwriter part.

** Jossed. There won't be Jurassic Park 4 to begin with.

Movie!Hammond is clearly a very different kind of man to the greedy, corner-cutting asshole of the book. Yet Nedry still causes all the damage that he does; why? Is it just because he's a greedy idiot? Possibly. But, before he hacks the computer and sets everything wrong, there's an interesting little discussion between Nedry and Hammond, in which Hammond comments about people "taking responsibilities for their own mistakes". Given the kind of character Nedry is presented as, it's possible he's made bad decisions with his finances in the past -- getting into debt by gambling, for example -- and he arrogantly blames Hammond for not being willing to clear those debts for him.

[[WMG: The dinosaurs are actually animals possessed by evil spirits as in {{Berserk}}]]

* Very funny. Jossed. They are meat eaters. They may be able to think but they are still wild beasts that eat to leave.

* One can also argue that Jurassic Park is also part of the Dino Crisis universe so... Very funny. Jossed. This is a standalone film, nothing to do with Judge Dredd in any way.

[[WMG: Alan is [[DoctorWho The Doctor]].]]

* Take into account that there is a reason why 'luck', being prepared, fit and healthy to run away and so exist. And to say Alan Parrish (who is somehow also named Alan fictionally) from Jumanji is also [[DoctorWho The Doctor]] is going a bit too far, in this troper's opinion.

Honestly. Watch the movie again and see how she angles her head whenever she screams and how she runs to close the freezer on the V-raptor? Definitely some zombie tendencies. I think she deliberately organized all her brother's 'accidents' to tenderize his flesh before she feasts.

[[HilariousInHindsight More than a decade before the original book came out]], references to a theme park with genetically engineered dinosaurs appear during the Cursed Earth arc. This is, in fact, one of the Jurassic Park theme parks opened later, where they clearly haven't learned their lesson.

She was just mad at Nedry for calling her stupid.

** Assuming that the same T-rex is in ''Jurassic World'', she will - having sensed that the end of her life is approaching - decide that the time is right to once again test humanity's moral worth. She will inevitably break out and consume certain humans for their foolish attempt at playing God (via creating the D-rex), but then realize that most of the humans are innocents, and thus she'll save their lives by taking out the D-rex itself.

Because ScienceMarchesOn, what were accurate portrayals in the 90's are not so accurate 20 years later. In-universe, palaeontologists will try to boycott the park because it presents an incorrect depictions of dinosaurs and only serves to perpetuate long debunked stereotypes. The park will try to counter this by claiming their dinosaurs are already going to be different from the real ones and that they're just trying to keep consistent with Hammond's original vision.

[[WMG: The Diabolus Rex...]]
* ... will die at the end of the first act. In the [[Film/{{Jurassic World}} fourth]], despite being billed as the Big Bad and the cause of the breakout, it will be taken down by the Tyrannosaurus after a brief action scene.
* ... being a mix of T-Rex, Raptor, cuttlefish, and snake, will look like [[http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w549/doc2000brown/Vertigo_zps474e6394.png Vertigo]] from {{VideoGame/Primal Rage}}.

This will result in sometime during the climax one of the heroes will show up riding a T-Rex wielding a machine gun...

[[WMG: The Diabolus Rex will die at the end of the first act]]
In the fourth, despite being billed as the Big Bad and the cause of the breakout, it will be taken down by the Tyrannosaurus after a brief action scene.

Nuff said.

* Or like TheAndromedaStrain.

* I've always figured the Dilophosaur was a baby, and that's why it was so much smaller than real ones. But [[SomewhereAPaleontologistIsCrying butthurt paleontologists]] as well as snarkers who've read a couple dinosaur books just love harping on the fact that real velociraptors were 2 feet tall and real dilophosaurs were probably around 20 feet long.

*** He survived the Dinos, but sadly was eaten later by a Genetically Engenered Shark.

Now that the world's seen two islands and "half a dinopedia's worth" of proof the cloning techniques work and just as much reason to wary about making anything else big and dangerous, why not clone that flock of condors? Or prevent Lonesome George from being the LastOfHisKind? There might even be surviving geneticists who'd had MyGodWhatHaveIDone moments after the Isla Nublar and San Diego incidents among them. And then maybe go for a baby steps route with de-extinction and have a zoo with passenger pigeons, thylacines and moas?